0:00:30 > 0:00:32- VOICEOVER:- Bogmoor FM.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Sonic beat. B-beat, beat, boom.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Here's another rhyme, now guess that tune.
0:00:38 > 0:00:44HE BEATBOXES THE CORONATION STREET THEME
0:00:44 > 0:00:46PHONE RINGS
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Caller on line one, what's your answer?- Dr Who.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- BUZZER - I'm afraid not, Miss.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Aw. Do I still get a copy of your CD, Gabe?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Sorry. You've got to be a winner of Guess That TV Tune.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- VOICEOVER:- Bogmoor FM.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04HE BEATBOXES THE CORONATION STREET THEME
0:01:04 > 0:01:05- Remix! - SPEAKER BLOWS
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Boys, that's the third speaker you've blown this week.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09PHONE RINGS
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Caller on line two, what's your answer?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14We've lost our field for the Bogmoor Fair.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Is not the right answer, and that is a very strange name for a TV show.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20No! We've lost our field.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22All the rain last week has flooded the lower meadow.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26What happens at the Fair?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Oh, it's the event of the year.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Coconut shies, face painting... - How many people turn up at the Fair?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Visitors come in their hundreds. - Hundreds?
0:01:33 > 0:01:34CHA-CHING NOISE
0:01:34 > 0:01:36What does every fair in the world lack? A castle.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39You just found yourself a new home for the Bogmoor Fair.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- VOICEOVER:- Bogmoor FM.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43But what about the beast? Rich!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46What about the beast?
0:01:46 > 0:01:51PLAYS HARMONIUM BADLY
0:01:51 > 0:01:53What a doughnut!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Thanks for your help, Dylan. - Thanks for Trapper's lunch.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Wow. What's with the five-a-day? - They're from my vegetable patch.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04I'm going to rustle up my classic veggie burgers and for afters...
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Rhubarb and custard. Yum. - Ew.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I am so glad I don't have an appetite any more.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Any new ideas for the Bogmoor Fair, please let me know.- What do you mean?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Well, Walt Disney is putting the fun back into the castle.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I still don't understand. Third time lucky.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I've invited the Fair to be held at the castle grounds.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21With the amount of people it attracts,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- it will finally put us on the tourist map.- Oh. Erm...
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Right. Yeah. Well done.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31But the beast. What about... the beast?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35PLAYS HARMONIUM BADLY
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- The beast?- Gabe, mate, what are going on about?
0:02:39 > 0:02:45Many, many years ago, ten, in fact, the Fair was held in this castle.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49But a terrible beast came and ransacked the stalls,
0:02:49 > 0:02:51ate everything on them,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54and the Fair was never held here...again.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00That's great publicity - possible appearance by the Bogmoor beast.
0:03:00 > 0:03:06Gabe, are you talking average beast or scary, big beast?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Enough about the beast! It's just a stupid superstitious story.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Was it something I said?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Rich, I've got a kicking Jimmy's Got Talent idea for a stall
0:03:18 > 0:03:21at the Fair, cos you know I can see into your future, right?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22No, you can't.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I already knew he was going to say that.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33So, this is where you've been hiding.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh! Since when did vegetables smell so bad?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Since Prince William decided to donate
0:03:37 > 0:03:40all his manure for the good of my carrots.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42And what is that thing, Cinderella?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46That thing is going to win me first prize at the biggest fruit
0:03:46 > 0:03:48and vegetable competition at the Fair.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Careful you don't step on the vine!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52The judges have to check that it's grown here,
0:03:52 > 0:03:54so if the vine gets broken I'd be disqualified.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57This competition really means a lot to you, doesn't it?
0:03:57 > 0:03:58My grandad won it 12 years running -
0:03:58 > 0:04:01that's why I got so upset when Gabe was talking about the beast.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03What do you mean?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Well, everyone said that cos my grandad grew such massive
0:04:05 > 0:04:08vegetables, that's what attracted the beast, who ate the vegetables
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- and ruined the fair. - A bit superstitious.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12It cost him his reputation.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14That was then...and this is now.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I mean, that thing, that thing's got first prize written all over it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20As long as it proves to everyone there never was a stupid beast.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Dylan, open up!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Rule one about hanging out with a ghost -
0:04:28 > 0:04:31you can't be scared of stories about monsters.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- What have you come as? - I'm Dylan, the beast catcher.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40You really think the beast of Bogmoor is real?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Well, people thought dragons weren't real,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45which really hurt Trapper's feelings.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Sometimes I wish I had a more worthy opponent,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52but why make life difficult?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Before the Fair came to the castle, Grandad was always so jolly,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59always smiling and having fun,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02but then when everyone became so horrible toward him,
0:05:02 > 0:05:05he just kind of lost his sparkle.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Look. Good on you for entering.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I mean, any competition is nerve-racking.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Hey! Why don't you borrow one of my fancy frocks for the photos?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Me in a dress? On what planet?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Well, you could always wear your jeans underneath.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18It would really stick it to those idiotic farmers if you won.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Imagine their faces.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- It would, wouldn't it?- Air five.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Visit...
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Mystic Jim,
0:05:29 > 0:05:33the all-seeing feeling booster for the future.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Gabe, I predict that your stall will sell...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39harmonium compilation CDs.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44If I was you, I'd make a plan B, Jimmy.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'm the man with the gift.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Seriously, try me out.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51All right, is Chelsea going to win their match this weekend?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I predict that they will either...
0:05:54 > 0:05:55lose, win or draw.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Can you predict that my stall will be the talk of the Fair?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00My veggie burgers.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh, whatever! Hamburgers are so last year.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I'm going
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- to go and pick some veggies for the recipe.- Oh, hold on.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I need to make some new fliers to post around the village for the fair.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Can you help? SHE SIGHS
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- OK, fine.- Jimmy, after you finish playing Wizard of Oz,
0:06:14 > 0:06:16go and pick some vegetables.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I predicted he'd ask me and not you.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30So, I've been thinking of ideas for our own Bogmoor Fair.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Here it is - crazy cheese golf. What do you think?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- I'd rather eat my own tail. - Stop being so grumpy, Diego!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Give it a go.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42OK. Every time you pot a ball,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45you get to eat a bit of cheese as a prize. Ready?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Birdie! - Where?!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50No. Cos I got the... Never mind.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02DOOR CREAKS
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Esme?
0:07:06 > 0:07:11Is that you? FLOORBOARD CREAKS
0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's here. The beast is here.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I love being a ghost.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I've got some great new fliers for the Fair,
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Kate's veggies for her burgers.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Now all we need to do is make some stalls.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Jimmy, there's loads of callers lined up for Guess That Tune.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Cool. I'll be right up. - What is that?!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55A massive pumpkin.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56No. What's it doing in here?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58It's too heavy to lift onto the table.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59I mean, why have you picked it?!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Cos Kate told me to go large on the veggies.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I think she's planning on feeding the whole Fair.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07That's Kate's prize pumpkin! She's entering it in the Fair competition.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- It can't be picked until it's judged! - Rich.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I think I'll go and play another tune.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16If Kate sees it, she's going to lose the plot.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Erm...
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Er...
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Here's the rest of the fliers.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Oh, thanks.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Just stick them on the table.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Erm...
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- What are you doing with that table cloth?- We're...
0:08:39 > 0:08:40- Drying it.- Drying it?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Drying it.- Drying it?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Yeah. Er...drying it.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You know, cos there's no wind outside,
0:08:45 > 0:08:49so we thought we'd act like a clothes line and waft it.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50All right then.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Well, anyway, I'm going to go and check on my pumpkin because
0:08:52 > 0:08:56the judges arrive tomorrow and it needs to look clean and sparkling.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Erm...Kate... Erm...
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I told all the Bogmoor listeners about your great veggie growing
0:08:59 > 0:09:03skills and there's a bunch of callers just waiting to pick your brains.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06But I thought Jimmy and Gabe were doing Guess That Tune?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08And we'll be taking more of your calls for Guess...
0:09:08 > 0:09:12How Kate does it. I mean, how to grow massive pumpkins.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Oh. Well, I suppose I've got time to chat
0:09:14 > 0:09:17to one or two fellow veggie lovers.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Great. I mean, you head up to the studio and...
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- This just needs one more minute to dry.- OK.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- What are we going to do? - I'll keep Kate busy.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28You go back to the vegetable patch, try and reattach the vine.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- It needs to look normal, all right?- OK.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Reattach the vine. Reattach the vine.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Reattach the...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Argh!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Take the vine and stick...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Arg!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Stay.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Ow!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Ow! Ow.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03That was a song we haven't heard for a while.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Erm...look, we've got 20 callers lined up to speak to Kate.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- So, caller, number one. - Hello. Is it the X Factor?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Er, thanks for your question, Gillian.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16So, Kate, to grow huge vegetables, do you have to have the X factor?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Oh. Erm...
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Right. No. Just a bit of time and patience, really, Gillian.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Good. Great to know. Erm, caller number two.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Could it be Scooby Doo? - Could what be Scooby Doo?
0:10:28 > 0:10:35Could it be...that cartoon, sometimes featuring vegetables?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Could have inspired your green fingers?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- These are really weird questions. - VOICEOVER:- Bogmoor FM.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Coming up with new songs - check.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Making the best milkshakes in Bogmoor - no problem.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Reattaching the vine to a pumpkin the size of Godzilla is impossible.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Well, thanks for those...questions.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- I'm off to check on my pumpkin. - She's coming! We need to hide it!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Hide it? It's the size of a small castle.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Well, luckily, we live in a huge castle,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14so there must be somewhere she won't look.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Gabe, old buddy, if Kate sees this, she's going to chop me up
0:11:23 > 0:11:24and use me as French fries,
0:11:24 > 0:11:29so, if you don't mind, drop the paint brush and GRAB THE PUMPKIN!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Thanks.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35My arms are killing me, which is odd, considering I'm a ghost.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Well, if Katie sees this, she's going to turn me into a ghost.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Quick, there's someone coming. - Rich and Dylan's room, now!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Perfect. She'll never go in there.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Go, go, go, go! - Come on!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Hello, Dylan. Hello, sister.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56What's gotten into you?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Have you spotted the beast yet? - The beast?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- KNOCKING - Wait. What was that?- What was what?
0:12:01 > 0:12:02That noise in my room.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Look... Can you keep a secret?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Not if I can have fun with it.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09It's the beast, isn't it?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Er, yes! Yes, it is.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Hang on. The beast of Bogmoor is in his bedroom?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17What are you all standing out here for?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- The beast of Bogmoor's in our room. - What?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21There is no beast of Bogmoor.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24There is. I've been stalking it round the castle...
0:12:24 > 0:12:26and Gabe's got it trapped in there.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28You've been tracking an idiotic story all day.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Come on. We've got to find Trapper before he gets attacked.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Dylan, it's a load of rubbish.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Exactly.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37MOUTHS: Pumpkin. - Oh.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Erm, actually, Kate,
0:12:38 > 0:12:42it might be a big a risk, on the off-chance there could be a beast.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- What? Now you believe this nonsense? - Well, yeah.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Er, maybe. I mean, better safe than sorry, eh?
0:12:49 > 0:12:53It's superstitious rubbish. What's wrong with you lot?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57SHE SCREAMS
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Hi, guys. Just chillaxing.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07- Boys are weird.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10For once, I have to agree with you.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Well, if the beast isn't here, I'm off to find it.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Jimmy, you look like a mouldy old wedding cake.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19It's the only thing I could think of.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I couldn't hide this thing on my own - it's far too heavy.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Unfortunately, mate, that's called taking one for the team.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- High-five on that.- I know, right? - So, what now?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Look, the judges arrive at midday tomorrow
0:13:29 > 0:13:32and we need to find another place to hide it until then.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34And if Kate sees that this thing's missing?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Don't worry. I'll handle it.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40- - Need a hand?- Yes, please.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I can't get to the floor.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I'm stuck. I'm falling.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Gabe?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Gabe?!
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Kate, wait.- Is something going on that I don't know about?
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Look...about your pumpkin.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56It's too dark to see it now. I'll just see it in the morning.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Look, this was your clever idea to invite the Fair to the castle.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I just don't want anything to go wrong.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I know. Look, it's going to fine, I promise.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- And what were you going to say about the pumpkin?- Erm...
0:14:09 > 0:14:11It's got winner written all over it.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I mean, the judges are going to flip out when they see it.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Hopefully for the right reasons.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Where's Kate?! - She's gone home!- Thank goodness.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Now we've got some time from babysitting that pumpkin.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Where have you put it? - Ah...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30We've put it somewhere safe.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41BIRDS CHIRP
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Pumpkin!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Where are you going with the pumpkin? - Back out to the garden.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Well, make sure you clean it first. It needs to look amazing.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00My room.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05KNOCK AT DOOR
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Why's the door bolted?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I wanted to be here as soon as you arrived.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Yeah, I can see that. Nice PJs.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- These are my burger-making PJs. - You what?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Well, the judges ain't going to be arriving for a little while.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- The burgers are not going to cook themselves, are they?- Wait.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25You want to help me make veggie burgers?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I was cooking toast before I could crawl.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Yeah, that's all you make, and it's always burnt.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33All right, well, you can be head chef and I'll peel some carrots.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35We can make a monster batch for the Fair.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Deal. As long as you promise not to say "monster" again today.- Deal.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41And you might want to think about changing out of those pyjamas,
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Mr Sous Chef.- All right.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53GROANING
0:15:53 > 0:15:54SHE SNIFFS
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Where's all the cheese gone?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00We're cheeseless!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Where...? Diego...have you eaten all the cheese?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07That was too much.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Even for me.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10BURP!
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Well, now what am I going to use as a crazy golf hole?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16HE GROANS Hmm. Fine!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'll just use you.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Ugh!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Kate's bound to cheer up when she sees how clean this is.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Just tell her we've opened up a beauty parlour for vegetables.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03We've plenty of time until the judges arrive.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Of all the places to hold the Bogmoor Fair. Again.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Keep all your wits about you.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13This castle attracts more than just visitors to the fair, I can tell you.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Whoa. First contact.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'm the coolest.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Bogmoor beast...
0:17:43 > 0:17:45you're mine!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- So, what do you think? - They're amazing.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Who'd have thought some mashed up cabbage could taste so good?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I tell you what, a few bits of bacon on top wouldn't go amiss, though.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Feeling good about today?
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Yeah. I'm nervous, though.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07What is there to worry about?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:09 > 0:18:11MUSIC: " Family" by Hanni El Khatib
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- DOORBELL RINGS - Was that the doorbell again?
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Sounds like it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18# ..the people that don't know me
0:18:18 > 0:18:20# Better be buried in the... #
0:18:20 > 0:18:22DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- It's not...- Who?- Never mind.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27# What's up to the people that don't know me... #
0:18:27 > 0:18:28DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:28 > 0:18:30It definitely can't be the judges.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31# ..the sand
0:18:31 > 0:18:34# Climb up to the moonlight
0:18:34 > 0:18:36# Spit right in the palm of my hand. #
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Good morning.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41BOTH: It's the judges!
0:18:41 > 0:18:42We need to get this out of here.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47# F-A-M-I-L-Y
0:18:47 > 0:18:49# Till the day we die. #
0:18:55 > 0:18:57It's, er, a pleasure to welcome you to the castle.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58I'm sure it is.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01To make up for the last time we were here.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06Your grandad put on quite a show with those monstrous shenanigans.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- You judged the competition ten years ago?- We did.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10And we're back to make sure
0:19:10 > 0:19:12no creature makes a shambles of it this year.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Did it come this way? - Did what come this way?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Obviously not. You'd know if you saw it.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21It's massive.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I really need to take care of that, Rich,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26so can you stay here and look after the judges? Thanks!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Yeah, um...
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Why don't I give you guys a tour of the castle?- No, no tour.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35We want to get out of this place as soon as possible.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Now then, where's this pumpkin? - Where indeed?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Um, actually it's just out the back door,
0:19:39 > 0:19:42so if you'd like to follow me, it's the quickest way to the pumpkin.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15GROWLING
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Surely this isn't the way to the garden.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21I know. It's a funny route,
0:20:21 > 0:20:24but people built castles in a funny way, back in the day.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26It's just along here now, judges.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Slow down, it's too slippy.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Perhaps you shouldn't have polished it so much.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37- JUDGE:- Have we not been this way before?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39RICH: You, um... Have you seen this painting?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41It's, er...it's very old.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Um...a bit like you, really.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47PHONE BEEPS
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Oh, the dress!
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Quick, get going!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I can't hold it! It's slipping!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59It's getting closer, I can feel it.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Hold it!- I'm doing it!
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Turn it, turn it.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06BOOM!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11BOOM! BOOM!
0:21:13 > 0:21:14BOOM!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Whoa, this thing's massive!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27So, the pumpkin made that noise.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Help me get this thing out the back door.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35What was all that banging?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Kate! You're not going to believe this. I just saw this huge...
0:21:37 > 0:21:39No, we don't want to know!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Heh-heh, this way to the garden, please.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48It's no good.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Hah!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Why didn't you do that from the start?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02We've been carrying that around all day.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04It didn't occur to me until now.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Look, we need a distraction at the vegetable patch,
0:22:06 > 0:22:08we can't let the judges see the vine, all right?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I've got an idea.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14It's just this way.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Gah!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Ooh! Heh-heh, it's nothing! This way.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35SNARLING
0:22:45 > 0:22:47You're the beast.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I can't believe it's taken you this long to find out.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52How could you be so mean?
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Mean? You've been having the time of your life, chasing after me.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Well, I suppose it has been fun.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Almost as much fun as I've had tricking you.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Listen to this.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- GOAT BLEATS - A goat laughing.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Has it got a giraffe sneezing?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09No, but a horse whistling...
0:23:09 > 0:23:11NEIGH!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14SNORTING
0:23:15 > 0:23:17ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:23:17 > 0:23:19GROWLING
0:23:19 > 0:23:21This way.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Oh!
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Have you done this?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Look, Kate, it's all my fault. I'm so sorry.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30It's so shiny!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Shiny... Yeah! Shiny, I mean...
0:23:32 > 0:23:37- I'm so sorry that I didn't ask you about cleaning it first.- Oh, Rich!
0:23:37 > 0:23:42Quite a sizeable pumpkin, young lady.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- Impressive.- Yes, it is.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47But before we get carried away, we need to check the vine.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- Aaaaagh!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Why is that boy dressed as a...lampshade?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57GOAT BLEATS
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Aaah!
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Aah!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Did anyone order a goat? - I didn't see that coming.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07The goat gave me a fright, and I pulled on the vine, and I-I-I-I...
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- broke it. - Definitely didn't see that coming.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- What are we going to do now? - If you broke the vine, then...
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- Then it must have been... - ..Whole when you...- ..Broke it.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17- Mustn't it?- What?- Yes, yes.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Yes, it must. So, um, yeah. The vine gets a tick.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Come on.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25So, er, how did I do?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Er, the winner will be announced in due course.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31So long as we can find our way through this castle.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Well, that's that, then.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37The only question now is how we're going to get this pumpkin
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- to the Fair. - I'm sure the three of us can manage.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- OK, great. But it's going to be really heavy, though.- Yeah, we know.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- You know what?- Nothing.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45GOAT BLEATS
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- So, how do I look? - Like a movie star.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Too much for a Bogmoor Fair?
0:24:54 > 0:24:55You kidding me? Go get 'em, tiger.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- You all right there?- Uh-huh.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13There it goes! Oh, don't bother.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18APPLAUSE
0:25:21 > 0:25:27And the winner of the biggest fruit and vegetable competition is...
0:25:27 > 0:25:30is...is...
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Kate!
0:25:38 > 0:25:42- Told you.- Thanks, Rich. These last couple of days...
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Well, you really are full of surprises.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Not as surprising as that.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51GASPS
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Stop that!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Right now! Clover! Come away. - GOAT BLEATS
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Clover? You know that goat?- Know him?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I have been lumbered with this greedy goat for more than ten years.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02He follows me everywhere.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Well, if Clover's that naughty at ten,
0:26:05 > 0:26:06imagine how naughty he was as a kid.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08HE CHUCKLES
0:26:08 > 0:26:11So maybe it was Clover who ate all the vegetables at my grandad's
0:26:11 > 0:26:13last competition.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Well, I have to admit,
0:26:15 > 0:26:19if there's one creature who has a beastlike appetite, it's Clover.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22See, my predictions were right. The goat is the real beast.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I don't really think that's a prediction, to be honest.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27True. But I do predict an apology from Maude to Kate
0:26:27 > 0:26:29is right around the corner.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Yes, um...
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I'm sorry, Kate.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Look, Kate, you've got your smile back.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40I'm smiling because my grandfather's honour is back intact.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Congratulations, Kate. You won.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Well, you know, they say it's the taking part that counts,
0:26:43 > 0:26:45not the winning.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Really?- No way!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Hee-hee, I won!
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Well done.
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