0:00:31 > 0:00:32The sun is shining and we're
0:00:32 > 0:00:33listening to our very own
0:00:33 > 0:00:36radio station. Life is...
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Swagalicious!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Exactamondo!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40To Bogmoor FM, the coolest,
0:00:40 > 0:00:42most cutting edge radio station
0:00:42 > 0:00:43on the planet.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- OVER RADIO:- Esme? What does this button do?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47There appears to be no Post-it for it.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49You don't know what you're doing.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Oh, really?
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Please stop interrupting me when I do the Ghost phone-in.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55But I give way better advice than you.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56I think not!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Anyway, we're not even on air yet.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02But the light says "on air".
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Bother!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Cool and cutting edge, are we?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07The whole of Bogmoor must have heard that.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Rich, the people don't listen to us.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11On Twitter, they called us Bog Awful FM.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Yeah, but it would be great if we worked at it.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15If we could, um...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Ooh, I know exactly what we need to do.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Bogmoor FM can be a hit, but there's one problem.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Gabe's harpsichord hour.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28My show has a very loyal following.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29You've got two fans.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31And both of them never miss a show.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32But two fans ain't enough, Gabe,
0:01:32 > 0:01:34we need something fresh for the night show.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38I'll give it my fullest consideration, Master Richard.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Back to the bigger problem, which is, we're all rubbish at DJ-ing.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- We are?- We are?
0:01:43 > 0:01:44So, here's what I propose.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Boot camp?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52I did not realise that footwear was so important to being a DJ.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53No, boot camp's like army training.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56And you'll become the best DJ you can possibly be.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Well, who's going to train us?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01HELICOPTER THRUMS
0:02:01 > 0:02:02ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:10 > 0:02:11HELICOPTER LEAVES
0:02:12 > 0:02:14HE BLOWS WHISTLE
0:02:14 > 0:02:15At ease, cadets.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Why, Jimmy?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Because I've worked at Crackerbox Radio,
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Fab Dab and Too Kool For Skool FM.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- You have?- Yeah, I've delivered sandwiches there.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25SHE GROANS
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Anybody else better qualified? No? Good.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Lift, two, three, four.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Hold, two, three, four.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37You're the worst set of potential DJs I have ever seen.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41How about we replace harpsichord hour with the bagpipe show?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Keep it up!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45No, I don't think so, Gabe.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47A ten-part series on the history of dust.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50We need to find something a bit more exciting.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I know, what about a fitness show for ghosts?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56We do not have bodies, Master Richard.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58All right, well, don't new ghosts get training?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- No!- Lift!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03And there are so many things to learn.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05What about Ghost Apprentice?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08You cannot be fired from being a ghost. The job is for ever.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11All right, well, just try and think about what you're good at.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Can we stop now?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Not long now. Only 80 more to go!
0:03:15 > 0:03:1680?
0:03:16 > 0:03:1879.
0:03:18 > 0:03:1978.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- 78- Yep!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24What's the sequence?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Jingle, Chat, Track, Jingle, Chat, Track.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29What's in the background while you chat?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- The Wall.- I mean, what can be heard in the background?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Oh, yes, I know this one. It's...
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- The end of the last track or the start of the next one.- Correct.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39What's the worst thing that can happen on a radio show?
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Silence.- Correct. Silence is the enemy. What is silence?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44- ALL:- The enemy!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Listen up, people. Get in line!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Rich, you're doing the chart show.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Yes!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Dylan, news and weather.- OK.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54- Esme, sport.- No way.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Gabe...good workout!
0:03:56 > 0:03:5950 star jumps, now.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Um, what's my job?
0:04:01 > 0:04:0350, starting now!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04HE BLOWS WHISTLE
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Let's go! Let's go!
0:04:07 > 0:04:08C'mon.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12DJ Kait, report for duty and ready to rock'n'roll, sir.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Awesome.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16OK, so, everybody else has a show, which one am I doing?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Kait, the thing is...
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Because you're so bossy,
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Because you're such a good organiser,
0:04:21 > 0:04:24we would like to make you station manager.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Station manager. Really? - It's an important job, I mean,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29you'll be in charge of the spending,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- and come up with schedules for the show.- I love doing timetables.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I'm going to go and start it now. Hee, hee, hee!
0:04:34 > 0:04:35She's weird.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I thought perhaps I could be station manager.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Sorry, Gabe. Look, organising really is Kait's thing.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44There's got to be something you're good at.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Very well, then, I'll do the sport.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Wait, no, I'm doing that.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- You said you didn't want to do it. - Well, I do now.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52OK, I'll continue doing the phone-in.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53But you're rubbish at it.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Look, Gabe, mate, you've been around 250 years,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58there's got to be something you're good at.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00You're right.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02There is something I excel at...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05..being a ghost.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09I know more about ghosting than Master Jimmy knows about DJ-ing.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I will set up my own boot camp
0:05:11 > 0:05:13and teach the newly-departed how to ghost.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16You sure you don't want to be part of the radio station?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I have never been more sure of anything in my entire death.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23That's it! Doing something we're good at will make us unique.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Look, we all love music, yeah? So if we get some bands in to
0:05:26 > 0:05:29perform live in the studio, stuff that hasn't been recorded yet...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31And we can get them to do live webcasts, too.
0:05:31 > 0:05:36We need someone young, fresh and local. But who?
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Leave it with Jay Lo.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44You know, Jimmy should have me singing on his show.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47When you sing, it's like someone's put your tail in the toaster.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50You're just jealous because I was in the mouse choir and you weren't.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52You had to sing in another room.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Yeah, but that's just cos my voice is
0:05:54 > 0:05:57so powerful it would drown out the other singers.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59If I had an audition tape.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05I'll make you an audition tape. The best audition tape ever.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08What? The best audition tape ever ever, ever, ever, ever...
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Skip to the end.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11..ever, ever made?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16So, these are the days and these are the hours and every slot has
0:06:16 > 0:06:19a name in it, so we never confused about who's doing what show.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Do you know what? That's really good, Kait.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23It's kind of my thing.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28# We'll never be the sa-a-ame
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- So have you booked a live artist yet or what?- Yes.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Who is it?- I'm just waiting for his agent to confirm.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Is that my phone ringing? - I don't hear anything.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Press...send.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58COMPUTER BEEPS
0:07:05 > 0:07:09I just booked out first live artist and he will be here tomorrow.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Conall Connell, AKA The Con Man.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Never heard of him.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18That's because he's brand new and we'll get a world exclusive on him.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21This rapper is so hot and so fresh,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23he makes Dizzee Rascal sound like your granny.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- RADIO:- # Take good care of your mother... #
0:07:27 > 0:07:29What's this?
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Soulful, that's what it is.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Jimmy, have you booked a country singer?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36No way, it must be the wrong CD.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Well, his name is on it.- We're not a country music station, Jimmy.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43If you don't like him, can't you just cancel him?
0:07:43 > 0:07:44I already signed the contract.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Clause four, paragraph two - we're stuck with him. Sorry.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50At least he can sing.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53So he's a country singer. It doesn't matter.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56What matters is that Bogmoor FM promotes live local talent.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57That'll make us unique.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01That'll make us... Picture it, Jimmy, picture it...
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Bogtastic FM!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08'So who's this Conall Connor?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I hear he's coming to play in the studio tomorrow.'
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- He's a country singer.- 'Never mind that. What does he look like?'
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Just checking his website.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, Dani,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22he's gorgeous,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24he's like all five of One Direction rolled into one.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Ah, sounds messy, but I'll take your word for it.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Oh!- What? Kait, what is it? Mouse, rat?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- What?- A horse!- What, in the room?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35No, on his website. Connell's got a horse!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37SHE LAUGHS
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Imagine our first live musician in the studio.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Apart from Gabe on his harpsichord.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44But he's not really a live musician, is he?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46See, we couldn't have done this without Kait.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Isn't she just great at organising?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Yeah. Kait's great.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54I mean, isn't she? I mean, that timetable she done was wicked.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56And she's got cute freckles.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Did you just say she's got cute freckles?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Erm, no!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04You are asleep...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06..and dreaming.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08I am? OK.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16DOORBELL RINGS
0:09:16 > 0:09:20It doesn't matter that we don't like country music, just make him
0:09:20 > 0:09:22feel good and he'll give a great performance.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- We're excited to have him here, OK? - OK!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26- Tone it down.- OK.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Better.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- DOORBELL RINGS - Hold on!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Can I help you?- I'm here to enrol in the Ghost School.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40The what?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43You must be Agnes? A thousand welcomes, my lady.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Gabe, mate? What is going on?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49My lessons for a new ghost begin today, and Agnes is my first pupil.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Yeah, but the musician's coming in to record today.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Do not fret, Master Richard. He will never know we are here.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56My lady.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04This is Bogmoor Castle, isn't it?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Gabe! Another student for your ghoul school.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Erm...
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's Conall Connor!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Well...I mean, I recognised you from your website
0:10:14 > 0:10:17and you look exactly the same, I am very happy to say.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Hi, I'm Rich.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I'm Jimmy.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24And this is our studio manager, Kait.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Well, hello, Katy Kate Kait.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27SHE GIGGLES
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- What's she wearing? - Well, she's dressed to impress.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I'm going to get the studio set up.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I'll leave you two to look after Conall and I'll see you in a sec.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39You like horses, don't you? So do I. I've got my own stabled here
0:10:39 > 0:10:41and I brought him a bridle, do you want to see?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Bridal, why are you getting married?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46SHE GIGGLES Me? Getting married?!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Hee-hee.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- She all right? - She was before you arrived.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56Well, come on, Conall, I'll give you the grand tour. This way.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Dear Students. I bid you a hearty welcome to Ghost School.
0:11:08 > 0:11:14I will endeavour to teach you all the skills required as new ghosts.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Nice one.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17SHE TUTS
0:11:17 > 0:11:20So today, I will be teaching you levitation.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Whoa! I'm totally up for that.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Dylan, you do realise that these are classes for ghosts?
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Yes!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31You are, in fact, not a ghost.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Not yet.
0:11:32 > 0:11:37But one day I may be. And if I do a course now, I'll be ready.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Very well.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44Now...let's stand and try levitation.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Er? Levi-what?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Levitation. Great!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50SPOOKY MUSIC
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Oh, ace!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00So, think of something light.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- A feather?- A cloud.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- My cakes. - LAUGHS
0:12:05 > 0:12:09- Have you got something to say? - Me? No. Sorry, sweetie.
0:12:09 > 0:12:14OK, So think of how light those things are...
0:12:14 > 0:12:18and gently...push off the ground.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39TUNES GUTAIR
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Ah, that's lovely.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I'm just tuning up.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Erm, would you like another biscuit?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I know they are your favourites, it says so on your fan site.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53No. Thanks.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Do you have to be with me all the time?
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Yeah, it's my pleasure. I mean, it's my job.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06So will you be doing the recording, too?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I wish, but I don't know anything about technology.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Really? Nothing at all?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I get confused putting a plug in a socket.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15That's great!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I mean...it's not a problem.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I could teach you how everything works.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I'd love that.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Conall? Sit down.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Do you like poetry?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Ah, yeah, sure.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Because I've been writing a poem about my horse and yours...
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Oh, what's your horse called.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Er, My horse...is called...
0:13:38 > 0:13:40..Blue Bucket.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Aw! Blue Bucket, that's a lovely name.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Hey, why don't we write a song out of your poem?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51What...really? Me and you together?
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Yeah, definitely!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59OK, I'll count you in. Five, four...
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Wait, wait, wait, is my bow straight?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Oh, look, you're fine. You're totally rocking it.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Just stop mucking about.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15OK, I'm almost ready, but do you think I need to backcomb my tail?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Oh, just sing, you stupid mouse!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Well, I'm sure Beyonce never had to put up with this sort of abuse.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Our next lesson is walking through walls.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Like so.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32I'm Esme, Gabe's sister.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35This is my class, you're not invited. Kindly leave.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37It's a free castle and, besides,
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I'm only here to see my best friend, Dylan.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Oh, please can she stay? She'll not interrupt.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44I promise.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Very well. But the first interruption and you are banished.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Understand?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Now, my good pupils, on your feet.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54And follow me.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Think of something vaporous, like smoke.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04And allow that feeling to fill you as you walk through the door...
0:15:07 > 0:15:12..and pass through it. Now, one by one, walk towards the door.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Well done, my lady!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Oh, it worked!
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Yes! Ha-ha!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Oh, boring!
0:15:31 > 0:15:32You can do this, I know you can.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34You really think so?
0:15:34 > 0:15:40- Just imagine you're smoke and pass through the door.- OK.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I am smoke.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46I am smoke... I am...
0:15:46 > 0:15:47THUD
0:15:49 > 0:15:50SHE LAUGHS
0:15:52 > 0:15:55This way, Conall. The studio is ready.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58This is a romantic song, Rich, so I thought maybe it would work
0:15:58 > 0:16:01better if I sang it alone to a beautiful lady.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I'm sorry, I haven't arranged for a beautiful lady to be here.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- I was talking about Kait.- You were?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Oh, of course you were.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Sounds like a brilliant idea.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12But who's going to work the mixing desk?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14No biggie, I'm sure we can manage on our own.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Absolutely, well, erm, just give me a shout if you need anything, yeah?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20All I need is my beautiful assistant, Kait.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Isn't he dreamy? - SHE GIGGLES
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Dreamy?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Well, it's still a rough copy
0:16:39 > 0:16:42and I'm not really sure about some of the rhymes...
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh, no, you'll do great, just take your time.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49"There was a lovely little horse.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51"Prince William was his name.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55"He had a really shiny coat and a long and silky mane."
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Oh, that's really great, you know, it's really...horsey.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Do you think so?- Hmm.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Hope I'm not interrupting anything. Have you seen my shoes?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- These?- I must have left them somewhere else, sorry.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14"He loved to gallop across the fields, he loved to run and play.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16"But he was the only horse in the village
0:17:16 > 0:17:17"until Blue Bucket arrived one day."
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Who?- Blue Bucket, your horse!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Oh, yeah! Cool.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25What about tea, juice, water? Do you need that?
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- No.- Crisps, biscuits muffins, snacks of any variety?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I think we're fine. Thanks.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Oh. Well, OK, if you need anything, I'm just here.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Outside the door.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40"My lonely days are gone," he said.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42"Now I've found another horse.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46"And off they ran together and lived happily ever after, of course."
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Kait, that is the most beautiful lyric I've ever heard.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Really?
0:17:52 > 0:17:53I tell you what you are going to need...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- BOTH: No!- All right.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Are you ready?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- I think so.- Good.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06COMPUTER BEEPS
0:18:07 > 0:18:10So, just push the red button when I give you the thumbs up
0:18:10 > 0:18:11and we'll be recording.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14It's show time!
0:18:18 > 0:18:24(SINGS OUT OF TUNE) # Take good care of your mother
0:18:27 > 0:18:30# And all along you'll know
0:18:30 > 0:18:35(HIGH-PITCHED) # She'll linger on! #
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Wow, what a voice.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39# No matter what you do
0:18:39 > 0:18:44# She'll be proud of you
0:18:44 > 0:18:52# Remember now you'll always have a home. #
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Any news from the record companies?- Sort of.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Sort of?- They said no.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05No? As in, "we know she's the mouse for us?"
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- No as in never.- But...I've got the voice of an angel.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13The good news is I took your audition tape
0:19:13 > 0:19:15and put it online. It's gone viral
0:19:15 > 0:19:19I've gone viral? Yeah, do you know what? I was feeling a bit peaky.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20I'm going to have a lie down.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25She's so easy to wind up.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32One of the most important ghost skills is de-materialising.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33What's that?
0:19:33 > 0:19:37It's the ability to disappear and reappear elsewhere.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38I will demonstrate.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Right. Do you want to learn how to do that?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45You betcha!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47OK, so stand up and close your eyes.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Now, imagine the ballroom downstairs in your mind.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54On the count of three, say, "I'm outta here!"
0:19:54 > 0:19:57One, two, three...
0:19:57 > 0:19:59ALL: I'm outta here!
0:20:02 > 0:20:03I'm outta here!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- We did it!- Yeah, whatevs.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12That was most peculiar.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Oh, don't worry, Agnes, there's no need to be nervous.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18You'll love being a ghost!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I'm outta here!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24And that is how...
0:20:24 > 0:20:25I'm outta here!
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Where did they go?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29And that's how simple it is!
0:20:29 > 0:20:35Gabe like to complicate things all the time. I remember this...
0:20:35 > 0:20:36He's behind me, isn't he?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40I'm outta here!
0:20:42 > 0:20:43SHE HUMS TO MUSIC
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Where's lover boy?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47He's in the library taking a very important phone
0:20:47 > 0:20:49call from his manager.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- Is he?- Hm-mm.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Auto tuning.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Isn't that what singers use to make their voice sound better?- Yeah.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Did you download it?- No.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Conall was in here last, do you think he used it?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Only one way to find out.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05# Take good care of your mother. #
0:21:05 > 0:21:06That sounds all right.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Now let's hear it with the autotuner off.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13SONG IS OUT OF TUNE
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Argh, turn that off!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Well, someone must've downloaded the software. But how?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21He plugged something into the computer.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Hold on, so he wanted to sing to me alone
0:21:25 > 0:21:28because I don't know how any of this stuff works.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I thought he liked my poem.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32I thought he liked me.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Crafty boy. - No wonder they call him The Con Man.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Really? I thought he was called Conall Connor.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43No, you're right, it's probably cos he's a conman.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Just wait till I find him.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Will I call for the ambulance now?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Jimmy, I cant wait for this!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- We know about the autotuner. - What autotuner?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- The one you downloaded onto our computer.- Oh, that!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02That's just something I use when I sometimes hit a bum note.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Every note you hit's a bum note.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05You're the worst singer in the world.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Chillax, Katie, let's discuss this after the interview.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10It's Kaitlin, and there isn't going to be one!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12We only work with real musicians, not cheats like you.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I signed a contract to do an interview and play my new song.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18I don't care what you've signed. We don't have to play your song.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- Actually we do.- See!
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Yes, Kait, we absolutely HAVE to, and while we're at it, why don't
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- we make it our first live video webcast?- What?!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31That's even better! Look, guys, I've got to get ready for the cameras
0:22:31 > 0:22:34so I'll see you later. Gents.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Sorry, we were aiming for the kitchen.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Too much spectral energy confuses things.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46Perfect timing. I could use an extra pair of hands round here.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- What for?- A treasure hunt.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57# Is the party over over, over, yeah?
0:22:57 > 0:23:03# Is the party over over, over, yeah?
0:23:03 > 0:23:08# Is the party over over, over, yeah?
0:23:08 > 0:23:14# Are we getting colder, colder, yeah?
0:23:14 > 0:23:20# If you wanna love me sometime I'm not gonna give my love
0:23:20 > 0:23:22# If you're gonna give me nothing
0:23:22 > 0:23:25# Then maybe this love is better off lost
0:23:25 > 0:23:31# If you wanna love me sometime I'm not gonna give my love
0:23:31 > 0:23:33# If you're gonna give me nothing
0:23:33 > 0:23:37# Then maybe this love is better off lost
0:23:41 > 0:23:48# So it's over Wishing the stars wont fade. #
0:23:48 > 0:23:50It's a big day here at Bogmoor FM.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Not only is it our first live interview with rising star
0:23:53 > 0:23:58Conall Connor, AKA The Con Man, it is our first live video webcast.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Hi, fans!
0:24:00 > 0:24:04So, in a second, you'll hear the first official airplay of Conall's
0:24:04 > 0:24:08new single, but first I have got to ask you, you've got a unique voice.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Oh, well, thanks very much, Rich.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12When your fans hear this record, I think they'll play it
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- over and over and over again. - Oh, I do hope so.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Country fans, get your ears ready, it's Conall Connor.
0:24:19 > 0:24:24(OUT OF TUNE) # Take good care of... #
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Wow, what a voice(!)
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Smile for the camera.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Turn it off. Turn it off now!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Conall Connor, officially the worst singer in the world.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Do you think I'm going to let you get away with this?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Excuse me. - Get out my way, lacy cuffs!
0:24:43 > 0:24:47You will not harm Master Richard, you...you bounder.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49What you going to do about it?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Argh! Mummy!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Argh!
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Oh, I am so sorry! I was aiming for the library.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05No need to apologise, Agnes. You are my star pupil.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07'This is the J Dog bringing you all your favourite rap
0:25:07 > 0:25:10'and grime from now until eight on Bogmoor FM, where we
0:25:10 > 0:25:14'never play country music - not now, not ever, just never!'
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Nothing about Conall was real. He was a total fake.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25I bet he doesn't even have a heart.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29I thought I'd finally found someone who liked all the things I do.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Look, you aren't going to find someone who likes exactly
0:25:32 > 0:25:33- the same stuff as you- Maybe.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36You've got a friend who likes some of the same stuff as you.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Oh, yeah? Who?
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Me. Look, I like people to be honest...
0:25:41 > 0:25:43and so do you.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46I like having a radio station, so do you.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48BIRD COOS
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I think I've just been pooed on.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55So have I.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Seem we have some stuff in common.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01This is not cool. Here, look, you can have my...
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Don't flick it on me! This is a new dress...
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Urgh!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Did I get you back?!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11You are listening to the Ghost School on Bogmoor FM.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Gabe will be giving you lessons on ghostings, #theghostschool
0:26:14 > 0:26:18and if you've any problems, text, call or contact us
0:26:18 > 0:26:19at # Ghostproblems.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21PHONE RINGS
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Hello, caller.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29I have a problem, Esme, I still can't walk through walls.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30That's cos you're not dead yet, Dylan.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Oh, yes, sorry.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37So how did it go with hunky Conall?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39He was a total nightmare, but he helped make us
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- the number one station in the country.- Really? How?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45We punked him live on air and put the video on YouTube.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Almost got a million hits. - That's brilliant!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Yeah, but the only video that got more hits this week
0:26:50 > 0:26:52was the singing mouse.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54DANCE MUSIC
0:26:57 > 0:27:01I saw that. The mouse reminded me of someone. But I can't think who?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd