0:00:30 > 0:00:33A pinch of salt.
0:00:33 > 0:00:38One last stir...and voila!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Lunch is served! - CLANGING
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Oh!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Ah-ha! Did someone say lunch?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- HE SHOUTS - Oops!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Who put that there?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Sorry. I was announcing lunch, old school style.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- What's wrong with texting?- Give me a break! At least I made lunch.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- When was the last time you did that? - I do stuff.- Like what?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Like coming up with brand new brilliant business ideas.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Let me stop you right there.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07I don't think there's money in selling old bells, Rich.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12- Old bells, no! But antique bells, maybe.- How do you know it's antique?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I don't. But there's got to be antique stuff in the attic.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19What's for lunch? ARGH! I meant that.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Wait, Rich!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Help! Please! I can't...quite...reach...lunch!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- What about this?- What is it?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39It's erm... Erm... A thingamajig.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42An old...fly catcher.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44No it's not, it's a bed warmer, stupid.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Have you found... - SHE SCREAMS
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Sorry. Have you found anything of value yet?- No, not really.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Well, what's that?- This?- Alas!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56That's Great Uncle Chester and Great Aunt Vivian.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59So, hold on. You...you know these dead dudes?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Everyone knew them. They were the perfect couple.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Their love was known throughout the land
0:02:04 > 0:02:08for they were married for a whole 20 years!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- 20 years was a long time back then.- Amazing!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Oh, dear!- Bogmoor Castle is going to host a wedding.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Hundreds of weddings, in fact.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22How many people have you asked to marry you? Casanova, there.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24SHE LAUGHS
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- SHE LAUGHS - I forgot about that one.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Ah! The old ones are the best.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Esme, you've got to see this. What's that?- What's what?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Whatever you're hiding behind your back.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm not hiding anything behind my back.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Usually I would fall for that.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42If it wasn't for the fact that, you know, you're a ghost.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44SHE GROANS
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- My old Practical Jokes For Ghosts book.- Oh, cool!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- What's this all about? - Don't ask us.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Master Richard has summoned us all. Intriguing.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01He must have something of great importance to announce.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04As long as he stops going on about Bogmoor doing weddings.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07It's official! Bogmoor is available for weddings!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09It's like he was waiting for me to say that.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- How does one make that official? - You put them on the internet, Gabe.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14That's how you make everything official.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- You put Bogmoor online as a wedding venue?- Yep!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19What? For, like, actual people to actually hire out?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Designed the website myself -
0:03:21 > 0:03:26"Bogmoor. A fairy tale castle for fairy tale weddings."
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- See? I even came up with that line myself.- Unbelievable!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- I know, genius. - No, not you, Alan Sugar.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34The idea that we could host someone's wedding is ridiculous.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37All we need is a few flowers, a few bows, two people to say "I do".
0:03:37 > 0:03:39There's more to it than that!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42That's why we're going to stage our own wedding tomorrow, at Bogmoor.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Look, it's simple. A few photos, a video put up online -
0:03:45 > 0:03:48show people that Bogmoor could be great for their wedding.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Well, pretend wedding.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Who, might I ask, is uniting in fake matrimony?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I'll have to let you know tomorrow cos there's a few things
0:03:57 > 0:03:59still not quite in place.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04- But you've all got a role to play. - I hope I'm not the bride.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Diego, Diego, Diego! Wake up! Wake up!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Guess what the humans are planning?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I'll tell you what they're planning - something really exciting!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- It's called a wedding.- Wedding?
0:04:18 > 0:04:19What is it?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I don't know but I think it's something to do with water.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- I heard they've got cake, though. Mmm, cake.- We should go.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- Well, we're not invited. - Roxy, we're mice.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33And when there's cake, we're always invited.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Come on.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40That was Bruno Mars, Marry You.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Just a little snippet of what's here to come at Bogmoor Castle
0:04:43 > 0:04:46but right now I'm going to leave you with this.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48MUSIC
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Booking! Somebody actually wants to book the castle for their wedding!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Yeah! HE SINGS
0:05:02 > 0:05:05You look like you've got a wasp trapped in your trousers.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I'll have you know that I'm an excellent dancer.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Yeah, right(!) I wanted to talk to you about this wedding madness.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13It's not madness, Kait.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16It's going to put Bogmoor on the map and make us rich in the process.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20OK, but what's the big rush? I mean, weddings take months of planning.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22All I'm saying is, can't we just slow it down a bit?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- You know, do things properly. - Do I do things any other way?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Look. I'm just getting a head start on the PR.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31The golden rule of business is great advertising.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I thought you said it was "stick to what you know".
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Yeah, that's another golden rule. - OK, look.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39If I help you with the fake wedding, will you promise me one thing?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- What's that?- Don't take any bookings until we're ready.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Yeah, but if we... - No. I mean properly ready, Rich.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Otherwise I'm not helping with the photoshoot or the video.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Fine.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Yeah!
0:05:57 > 0:05:58- Thanks, Rich.- For what?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02For compromising. I like it when we get along.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Me too.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11She didn't say anything about them viewing it though, did she?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Rich, do you think there are gecko ghosts?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21And bearded dragon ghosts? Rich?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Are you there?- Yeah, totally.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Well, what's up? You've been quiet all evening.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I'm planning for tomorrow. I want everything to run smoothly.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33It will. And even if it doesn't, you can always have another go.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35That's the thing - I've invited a couple to come
0:06:35 > 0:06:38and view the castle while the wedding's in full flow.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Why on earth did you do that?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Cos they might want to book us for their wedding.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- You're not ready for bookings. - That's exactly what Kait said.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Technically it's not a booking.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49It's a chance for them to come and view the place.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- And Kait knows about this?- No. And don't tell her cos I need her help,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- otherwise it's not going to work. - I'm not sure about this.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Chill out, little man.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Have I ever messed up things before? - Well...- Actually, don't answer that.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Look, everything's going to be fine. Trust me.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03- What about Kait?- What about Kait?
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Once the wedding's in full flow she ain't going to care who I've invited.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Girls love weddings. Fact.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Just makes them a bit crazy, that's all.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Couldn't pay me to get married. It's too weird.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Unless I got married to Trafford.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17I'd definitely get married to Trafford.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- That wouldn't be so weird. - Yes, it would.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30I bet I am going to be best man.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33No way, kid. I'm best man. It's a cert.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- What on earth is "best man"? - All right, all right.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Now firstly, thank you for turning up.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I know the photo shoot is a big ask but, hey, if we work as a team...
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Just get to the point. What are our parts?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Yeah, what the ghost said.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Right. The line up for the Bogmoor photo shoot is...
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Drum roll. - Dylan, I want you to be page boy.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- What? - LAUGHS
0:07:56 > 0:07:58In your face!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Rich, that's a job for five-year-olds!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Esme, I want you to be bridesmaid.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- HE LAUGHS - What are you laughing at?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- I don't know.- Gabe.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Master Richard. - Now, I want you to be the best man.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13What? No!
0:08:13 > 0:08:18I will strive to be the bestest of the best of men, Master Richard.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Excellent. Jimmy.- What?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24I want you to be the creative director.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Keep talking.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Basically, you're in charge of everything stylish.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I'm talking decorations, the cake, the photographs,
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- especially the video. - I do have a keen eye for detail.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Good. Use it.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Now Kait, lovely, lovely, lovely Kait.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Oh, please don't say it. - Our beautiful blushing bride.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Nope. Not happening. Not a chance. Not in a million years.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Not even if I was marrying Prince William.- Huh?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- The real Prince William. - So, who's Kait marrying?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Yeah, whose going to be the groom? - Me, obviously!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01You've got to be kidding me?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I'll have you know I look great in a suit.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Nope, not a chance. Not happening.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Listen, I don't do weddings
0:09:07 > 0:09:10and I definitely don't do wedding dresses, all right?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Look Kait, wait.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Look, what about compromising?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17The other day you asked me to do you a favour, yeah?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19And today I'm asking you to do the same.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22OK? We can't do it without you.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Fine!- Yes!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Ha-ha!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Today's the day that we get hitched.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Come on, my lovely bride. No?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Fine, that didn't work.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45I'm going to kill Rich. I look ridiculous.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Yep.- Why don't you have to wear anything stupid?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Beauty of being a ghost, I suppose. One outfit for all occasions.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55If you had to give away one -
0:09:55 > 0:09:59I mean, absolutely have to give away - which would you give away?
0:09:59 > 0:10:04- Drum or Bass?- You cant say that. Drum and Bass are a pair.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08They come as a package. They'd be totally lost without each other.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- I was going to ask if I could keep one.- What?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- The one you didn't want, obviously. - I want both of them!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I mean, they need each other.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21You can't stand in the way of gecko love, Esme.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23There you are! I've been looking for you everywhere!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Did you know as part of my duties as Master Rich's best man,
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- I am to give a speech? - Of course! Everyone knows that.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I cannot give a speech in front of people!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Nerves will get the better of me. I'm going to be a laughing stock.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Don't worry. We'll help you. - We will?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- You get started and we'll be there to help.- Thank you, sister.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- No sweat, brother. - How are we going to help?- We're not.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48We're just going to have some fun with him.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Jimmy, is that you?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- IN FRENCH ACCENT: - Jimmy is not here.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Jimmy The Genius is, however, and he is in the creative zone!
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Come again?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08As creative director I'll be making the masterpiece for the wedding!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- The cake! - Try and keep it simple, yeah?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Jimmy the Genius does not do simple.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Where on earth did Rich get a wedding dress at such short notice?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Me! I found it packed up in the attic.- Wow! Classy(!)
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Excuse me, but as bridesmaid,
0:11:29 > 0:11:32aren't you supposed to be helping me with stuff like this?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- It's easier to put it over your head.- Could've told me that earlier?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Who in their right mind would volunteer to wear one of these?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Lots of girls. - Lots of girls are crazy.
0:11:41 > 0:11:47I am never...ever...wearing one of these again.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50SHE GROANS
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Well, that's attractive(!)
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'm supposed to be friendly but funny.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57And I must remember to thank everyone.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I am going to let Master Richard down, aren't I?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Gabe, you'll be fine.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06As long as you remember the key best man traditions.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07- Which are?- Well...
0:12:07 > 0:12:11The first one is to always remember to greet the bride by insulting her.
0:12:11 > 0:12:17- Insulting her?- It's a very old but very important tradition.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18I can't insult the bride.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21You have to if you want to be a good best man.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25I do not recall seeing it in my book on marriage traditions.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Because it's common sense - everyone knows it's the best man's duty
0:12:29 > 0:12:31to insult the bride on their wedding day.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Gabe! How's the best man's speech?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I haven't even started it yet.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40But Dylan has just informed me about insulting the bride.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Insulting the bride? I mean...yeah!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Insulting the bride! Did you not know about that?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- And you did?- Of course I did.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53It's nearly as important as the best man's salute.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56The best man's salute? What on earth is that?
0:12:56 > 0:13:00You don't need to panic, Gabe. You're lucky we're here to help.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Beautiful!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Yeah, baby!
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Done it!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- What the...- I know. It looks wedalicious, right?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20It's not very fairy tale is it, Jimmy?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22You try working magic with the budget you gave me!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- I didn't give you a budget!- Exactly.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Right, well we'll just have to deal with it.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Listen. Where is everybody? We're running half hour late.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Do not fear, the best man is here. - CLICKS FINGERS
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Right, Gabe, get everybody ready, right?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41HE SHOUTS Gabe, what you playing at?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Just giving you the traditional best man salute.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47When you've finished, can you get everyone to stand-by.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- And where's Kait?- Outside. - What's she doing out there?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52It's bad luck for the bride and groom to see each other
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- before the ceremony. - We're not actually getting married!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Oh, come on! We ain't got all day!
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Hey! Has anyone seen Trafford? I had him a minute ago.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Dylan, not now. We need to get the photos done.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Kait?- Yeah?- Come on!
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- What, no music?- What do you need music for? We're taking photos.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I'm not coming into silence. I already feel stupid.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Fine. You want music, you get music. Ready?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24THEY SING THE WEDDING MARCH
0:14:31 > 0:14:33ORGAN MUSIC
0:14:37 > 0:14:42Yeah, baby! You're a princess. Think regal, think royal.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- CRASHING - Think upright.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Kait, are you all right? - Do I look all right?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I think you look like a giant toilet roll, Miss Kait.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- What?- Have you lost your mind? - Jimmy!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Get my face out of that camera or you'll be wearing
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- this wedding dress in a minute!- Come on, Esme, I've got to find Trafford.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, come on. Let's just get the photos done.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Preferably ones that don't involve walking.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16- Sure you're all right?- Yep!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19I'm fine. Can we just get this over and done with?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24No! No! No!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26It just doesn't look like you're in love.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Because we aren't!- Can't you just make it look like we are?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Believe me, there's stuff even Jimmy the Genius can't do.- We'll try.
0:15:37 > 0:15:43OK. Right, Rich. Imagine you've just won Young Businessman Of The Year.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- How do you feel?- Amazing!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Kait. Imagine you and Prince William
0:15:48 > 0:15:51have just won Olympic gold in show-jumping.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I really think we could, you know!
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Got it! You actually look like you like each other.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Any chance of a kiss?- No way!
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Come on, we're on a roll!
0:16:01 > 0:16:05You know, it would look good for the website. Romantic and all.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07All right but, erm, make it quick.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12HE SIGHS
0:16:15 > 0:16:18MUSIC
0:16:21 > 0:16:23HE SCREAMS Get off!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- It was your idea.- What?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- I'm not that repulsive, you know. - Don't move! Trafford!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Trafford? DYLAN!
0:16:30 > 0:16:34I think we should move onto the speeches ASAP.
0:16:34 > 0:16:40- Where is Gabe?- Erm...erm... I need some help. Rich! Jimmy!
0:16:41 > 0:16:45And that reminds me of an old saying someone once told me.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49"Marriage between humans is like marriage between pigs -
0:16:49 > 0:16:51"you grow old and fat together
0:16:51 > 0:16:54"and then after a while you realise how bad the other one smells."
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Nice touch! - Thanks. I was proud of that one.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00So please, stand and raise a glass.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01To the bride and groom.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04May you both continue to drive each other up the wall
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- until you grow old and die. - BOTH: To the bride and groom.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Are you sure that's the right tone for my speech?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Trust me, it's going to bring the house down.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Look, it's not that I didn't want to kiss you...
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- But it's not that I did. - Oh, you're making it worse.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Look, where is everybody? Cos we're behind schedule.- Calm down!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40If we don't get all the photos today, we can get them another time.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- No, no. It needs to be done today. - Why?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45What's gotten into you? I've never seen you so stressed.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Nothing. I just want Bogmoor Weddings to work, that's all.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Well, maybe we're not ready.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- HE SIGHS - Hey, relax!
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- It's not like we're taking any bookings?- No. No bookings.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Oh, Dani. I've butterflies in my stomach over the best man's speech.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Aw, Gabe.- Pray, tell me, what's your secret to overcoming nerves?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Well, they say the best way
0:18:18 > 0:18:21is to picture the audience in their underwear.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Their undergarments?- Yeah. - SHE LAUGHS
0:18:23 > 0:18:25But every time I try that one,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28I get the giggles and forget my lines.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh, no! What if I forget my lines?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I'm already having difficulty remembering
0:18:32 > 0:18:35what Esme and Dylan have told me.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Oh, Dani.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I wish you were here to keep me calm.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Look, Gabe, If all else fails just speak from the heart.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45That way you can never go wrong.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Thank you, Dani. I've got to go. - Break a leg.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- And action!- What action?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59It means we're rolling. We're filming.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I had prepared a speech for today...
0:19:11 > 0:19:14..but I've decided to speak from the heart instead.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19They say marriage is a celebration of love.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Now, I've never been married...
0:19:24 > 0:19:26..but I am in love...
0:19:27 > 0:19:31..with the most amazing lady I have ever met in my 247 years.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35And you might just think I'm a gushing ninny-noggins...
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Ninny-noggins?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39..cos that what love does to a gentleman
0:19:39 > 0:19:41and makes him want to...
0:19:42 > 0:19:43..cry...
0:19:43 > 0:19:46..when he sees a little puppy playing.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Shout from the mountain tops.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53It makes me want to...
0:19:53 > 0:19:56..skip through a golden meadow...
0:19:57 > 0:19:59..giggling like a young school girl.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07So. There it is.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I confess my love here today
0:20:12 > 0:20:13and I hope that one day...
0:20:15 > 0:20:18..I'll be lucky enough to prove my love...
0:20:19 > 0:20:21..through the beautiful institution of marriage.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24So please, stand...
0:20:26 > 0:20:27..and raise a glass...
0:20:30 > 0:20:31..to the bride and groom.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33ALL: To the bride and groom!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Gabe? That was the best best man's speech ever.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40You really think so?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Yeah, man.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Give it up for Gabe.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49But I ignored everything you told me.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Your speech was better.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Wow.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55That was lovely.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58I mean, er...
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Erm... I mean it'll, you know, look great on the website, wont it?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- Cut the cake! - Cut the cake!- Please!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Wait, why is the cake shaped like a giant sandwich?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Because the two pieces of bread represent the bride and the groom,
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- and the filling is the love that holds them together.- Awww!
0:21:21 > 0:21:22It's a wrap!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Nice one Jimmy.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Hit some music. Just had an idea.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:40 > 0:21:41I'm not so sure about this.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I am.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55They actually look good together.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Yeah, whatevs. Selfie!
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Wow, you can actually dance?
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Told you I could.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Oh, no!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Slushy teenage stuff happening on the dance floor right now.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Do something.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Like what?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Just follow me.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Oh, yeah!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17SONG: "Get Up (Rattle)" by Bingo Players
0:22:28 > 0:22:30This is my cue for the Best Man Shuffle.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Here we go.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34# Then say what's up Then slide out with your lady
0:22:34 > 0:22:36# No ifs or buts about it
0:22:36 > 0:22:38# My style is technotronic
0:22:38 > 0:22:39# Got grips and models... #
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Darn, this is my tune!
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Watch this!
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Oh, yeah!
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Yeah!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Here we go!- Go, Jimmy!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Maybe we're ready for a real wedding at Bogmoor after all.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- Really?- Maybe the couple that Rich is meeting today will book us.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07What couple?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Oops!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Don't overreact, but I've invited a couple to come view the castle.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Overreact?- After you promised me you wouldn't take any bookings?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Well, technically it's not really a booking,
0:23:22 > 0:23:26it's just erm... It's more of a viewing.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27MUSIC BLARES
0:23:33 > 0:23:35This was just an opportunity we just couldn't miss.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Look, they wanted to pay big bucks for the castle if they like it.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40And if we keep cool, act professional...
0:23:40 > 0:23:42we might just get away with it.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Professional? I'll give you professional.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Kait, what are you doing?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49This is not the way to act on your wedding day.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50It's not my wedding day!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58SHE SCREAMS
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Oh!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08SHE SCREAMS
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Trafford!
0:24:12 > 0:24:13There you are, boy.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Sorry.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16SHE SCREAMS
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Guess they won't be getting married here, then!
0:24:27 > 0:24:28He lied to me, Dani.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Just when I thought we were finally starting to get along.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34You know what Rich is like when he gets a business idea in his head.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- I'm sure he's sorry, though. - Yeah, right.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39The only thing Rich is sorry about is missing out on that booking.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41I'm sure that's not true.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Just give him a second chance...
0:24:42 > 0:24:45What? No way, why would I?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Because he's your friend and that's what friends do.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Or is he your husband now? - Er, we are definitely not married.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54- Well, you're certainly arguing like an old married couple.- Oi!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Kait, I'm really sorry, I've got to go and get into costume.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I'll catch you later, OK?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Whoo!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Wow, what a wedding! There was way less water than I expected,
0:25:09 > 0:25:11but it was still pretty fun, weren't it?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Well, I'm exhausted. Human parties are not for me.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19What? You can't go to bed, you old grump!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21We've got to keep the party going.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25And party, and party!
0:25:25 > 0:25:26When will this nightmare end?!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30SHE TURNS THE MUSIC VOLUME UP
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I've got Jimmy sorting out the kitchen.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Look.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Kait, I'm sorry I lied to you.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49And I'm sorry for putting everybody on the spot like that.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53But I meant what I said yesterday.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55I do like it when we get along.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00So no more weddings at Bogmoor, real or fake?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02No. No more weddings at Bogmoor.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05I'm sorry.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10You know, I never did like weddings.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13They do something to people's brains, makes them act crazy. Fact.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18You know you surprise me, Kait, I thought girls loved weddings.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Ah, well, that's your problem, Rich,
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I'm not like all girls.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I'm starting to see that.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Do you think you'll ever get married?
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Me? No, never.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Well, maybe never.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45You know you could have taken that dress off ages ago, right?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I know.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50I will - in a little bit.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd