0:00:32 > 0:00:34THUNDER RUMBLES
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Found you!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Ow!- Ha-ha!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Boo! Found you.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01But I'm a wall. You can't see me.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Boo!- Ah!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Ha-ha! Found you!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Dani and I were the last people to be found in hide and freak.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- And I was the freaker. - That makes girls better than boys.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- Better at being worse.- Name one thing that boys are better at than girls.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Growing a beard.- Dream on.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29I actually agree.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- There are many things females are better at than males.- Thanks, Gabe.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Housework, caring for their husbands, giggling, looking pretty.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Want to see how pretty my fist is up close?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Mate, I'm all for a bit of friendly competition
0:01:42 > 0:01:44but you can't go around saying stuff like that.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Yeah, times have changed, brother. - Exactly.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50When you were alive people still thought the earth was flat.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52The earth isn't flat?!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Let's just settle this, yeah? Mano e mano.- Mano e womano.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I think I may have just the solution.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Later, losers!
0:02:06 > 0:02:11This is the winner's trophy from the Bogmoor Battle of the Sexes.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Whoa! Imagine how much ice cream sundae you could fit in this thing.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Forget the sundae, you could get the whole week in there.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19What is Bogmoor Battle of the Sexes?
0:02:19 > 0:02:24A yearly competition of brains and skill between the men
0:02:24 > 0:02:25and women of the village.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30In the final ever battle, my father bravely led the men to victory.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- What made them stop holding it? - Probably cos it's so heavy!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Ow! I meant that.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40We should have our own competition. What do you reckon?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44But be warned, the final battle split the village.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46It was years before the men
0:02:46 > 0:02:48and women of Bogmoor spoke to one another again.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Yeah, but that's not going to happen to us.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- This will be a friendly competition, right?- Right.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Cos you know we're going to wipe the floor with you, don't you?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58All right, if that's how you want it.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Whoever loses has to treat the winners like royalty all week.- Yeah?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Deal.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08HE LAUGHS Fine.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Me and Esme versus you, Jimmy and Gabe.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16Alas, the rules state that the teams must be balanced.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18It's too bad Dani's not here.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21One of the boys are going to have to go on the girls team then.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I know just the guy.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Your turn, Trafford.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Ah, Dylan. How would you...like to be a winner?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34We need another team member for boys versus girls.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36No, I lose everything, Kait.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Even Trafford's beating me at a game of chess.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Well, me and Esme think you make a great girl
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and we're definitely going to win.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45No, seriously, Kait, I lose everything.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Chess, hide and seek...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51..my favourite scarf.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53I miss you, Scarfie.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56What if I could change that?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57We need you on our team.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I hate to break this to you, Kait,
0:03:59 > 0:04:01but the last time I checked, I was a boy.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Unless...
0:04:10 > 0:04:11I knew it.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Some bearded dragons can swap from boys to girls
0:04:14 > 0:04:16just before they're born.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19That's what must have happened to me but a bit later.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24No, Dylan. You've not turned into a girl.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28But we need the teams to be balanced and you were my first choice.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Will I have to wear a dress?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Do you want to? - Nah, I'll stick to trousers.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36More pockets for stuff like this.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Ooh, mints.- Er, that's a gecko egg. I'm incubating them.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47You in?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54You actually going to put me against my own brother?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57That's just the type of low blow we expect from a girl.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'm sorry but Kate asked me first.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Usually I get picked last for everything.- Listen, come here.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Are you sure you want to do this?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Cos we're going to do whatever it takes to win.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11But the girls have pompoms, Rich. Pompoms.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Which just gives them a little bit of an edge.- Come on, Dylan.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22One, two, three, four, five, boys will fail, girls will thrive!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25THEY CHEER
0:05:25 > 0:05:26ALL: Huh!
0:05:26 > 0:05:31- Bring it on.- Yes, what he said. Bring it on.- Come on, the boys.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Let's do it.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, mums and dads,
0:05:37 > 0:05:41stepmum and stepdads, grannies and granddads, stepgrannies...
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Anyway, you get the idea.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Live from Hollywood, I am proud to declare
0:05:45 > 0:05:48the Bogmoor Hungry Games open.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50BOYS: Huh!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Good luck, everyone and may the odds be ever in your favour.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Especially the girls.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57GIRLS CHEER
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- Dani!- Sorry.- Make-up.- I've got to go but I will be back.- ALL: Bye, Dani.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Round one is the logic challenge.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Team talk.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- OK.- Dylan.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18- (Dylan.)- Look, do any of yous know how to do that?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- No.- No?- Not a clue. - Look at the size of it...
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Right, so, the first round needs somebody who's good at puzzles.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Ooh, me, me, me, me. I love puzzles.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32This is one that only took me one week to complete.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36How about we wait for a round that uses your unique, er, skills.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39So, as team captain I reckon I should do the first challenge.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I'm a bit of an ace at those puzzles.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Let's just say I had a lot of time to kill before Bogmoor got internet.
0:06:44 > 0:06:50On the count of one...two...three.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT
0:06:55 > 0:06:57The suspense is killing me.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04One.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14- Two.- No way!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20This is too easy, Rich. Come on.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Finished.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Piece of cake. Booyah!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Booyah to yourself. Got a long way to go, yeah?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33First point...
0:07:35 > 0:07:36..to the girls.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Two, four, six, eight, boys are stupid, girls are great!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50I'm bored, Diego. Ooh, let's have a competition.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53What sort of competition?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Well, we could have a competition to see who's the least boring
0:07:56 > 0:07:57out of the two of us.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Oh, wait. You collect stamps. I win.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Go, Roxy. Go, Roxy. Go, Roxy.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10DANCE MUSIC
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Win! Win! Win! Win!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Dylan.- I've got a system for fast running.- And that is?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Well, I pretend I'm being chased by dinosaurs.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- The more dinosaurs I imagine, the faster I want to run.- OK.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I've been in the castle for over 200 years.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31I know the shortcuts better than anyone.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Esme's doing the assault course. - What?!- Sorry, Dylan.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37We'll find something you can do sooner or later, OK?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Listen, the first one to get to the attic
0:08:41 > 0:08:43and ring the bell is the winner.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Understood?- No teleporting. - Why would I do that?
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Lions...
0:08:49 > 0:08:50- ..ready?- Lions?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52BOYS GROWL
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Ready. On their marks, get set, go!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Can't catch up, Esme.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I'm stuck, I'm stuck!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I'm stuck!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Yeah!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29No fair.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Hey!- I said I wouldn't teleport.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Didn't say anything about walking through doors.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Not fair.- I lo-o-ove being a ghost.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Technically there is nothing in the rule book stating that ghost
0:09:45 > 0:09:47powers can NOT be used.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Gabe, whose side are you on? - The rules are the rules.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Right, pass the book.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55From now on...
0:09:57 > 0:09:58..can't use ghost powers.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Three, six, seven, nine, boys are useless, girls are fine!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05THEY CHEER
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Next round is...archery.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Ha! Who's had archery lessons?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16We're never going to beat Kait.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20If we lose, they're going to be rubbing it in out faces for ever.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24And when you're a ghost, for ever is literally for ever.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Well, gentlemen...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29..I think it's time we talk strategy.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37What's with the frowny face, Dylan?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41I'm pleased that we're winning and...I like waving my pompoms.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44It's just you and Esme seem to be doing all the winning for us.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Well, you're still part of the team.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Yeah, a team is only as good as its members.- Mm-hm.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53You're not keeping me on the sidelines because I'm a boy, are you?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Why would we do that(?)
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Look...
0:10:57 > 0:11:01..why don't I put you in charge of...team strategy.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I mean, every team needs a plan for winning, don't they?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06And in some ways, you'll be the most important person on this team.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Awesome. Feeling important is one of my top-five favourite feelings.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15Along with feeling tickly, happy, inspired and itchy.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16I'll start right now.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Look, this is serious now. The girls are two points ahead.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- We will NEVER beat Kait at archery. - I know.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- She's like Robin Hood in a blouse. - Maybe we need to cheat like Esme?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I want to win but I'm really not comfortable with all this
0:11:31 > 0:11:32breaking of the rules.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Look, who said anything about cheating?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Have you lost your mind?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41That book is over 100 years old and you're bending it.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Exactomundo, Gabester.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Who said anything about breaking the rules to win?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Maybe we just need to bend them a little in our favour.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Straddling, straw hats... Ooh, strategy.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08How To Be A Winner.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14"Do you want to be a winner 100% of the time?"
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Do I ever!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18"With Chas Champion's foolproof system,
0:12:18 > 0:12:21"you'll go from zero to hero in an instant."
0:12:21 > 0:12:24This is exactly what our team need.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27With Chas Champion on our side, we'll be unstoppable.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Winning isn't an achievement. It's a state of mind.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Act like a winner and you'll become a winner. Pow!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- You want to be a winner, don't you? - I sure do, Mr Champion.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Well, then, get up out of that chair.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48It's time to show the world what you're really made of.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Bones, skin and hair mostly.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Hey! Winners never answer back.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- Sorry, Mr Champion. - And they never apologise.- Sor...
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Much better.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02You're already on your way to becoming a winner.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Pow!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- Pow! - Now, show me that winner's attitude.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18This is the archery round, not the gaming round.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- We don't have any archery gear.- Well, I'll just run home and get some.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Oh, no, no, no. It's wet. Don't want you to catch cold.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Your character in the game has got a bow and arrow.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- What's your problemo?- You all know I'm rubbish at video games.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32You've done this on purpose.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Well, there's nothing in the rule book stating that we cannot
0:13:36 > 0:13:38have virtual archery.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39So...
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Shall we?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50This cheese competition - very cool idea, Roxy.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Well, I know how you love a chance to prove that you're the best.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Let's get smelling.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Mild...
0:13:58 > 0:14:00slightly salty...
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- Edam.- Well done. OK, cheese number two this way.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Come on, Diego.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10OK, here you go.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Powerfully pungent. Gorgonzola.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19You're right!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22You're well good at this. OK, the last one.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Here we go.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26This way, this way.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Ooh! I think I recognise this one.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Nutty...
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Ooh, a floral bouquet.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46A cheddar. A very OLD cheddar.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Actually, it's human earwax.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51SHE LAUGHS
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I don't get it. Why is it not working like real archery?
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Oh! Ooh!
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- I do believe that's a point to us, Gabe.- Yes!
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- So, tell me, Kait, how does it feel to be a loser?- YOU'D know.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12That was desperate, even for you.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17'Sup, peeps?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Yeah, that's right.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24My medal.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Gather...around...the champ.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- Awarded for being Dylan? - Yeah, it's called having 'tude.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- 'Tude?- Attitude.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Bruv, what's all this about?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Bruv, calm down. You're not even on my team.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45Me and my ladies are going to be winners by acting like winners.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Laugh all you want.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50But it's not going to get through my shield of success.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Dylan?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Wearing sunglasses isn't going to help us win.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- We need an actual strategy.- Act like winners and we'll become winners.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02That's how it works.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Pow!- Dressing like an idiot isn't going to help us.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oi, leave him alone, yeah. He's trying his best.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09He's your brother but he's my team-mate.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Without him we wouldn't have enough team members
0:16:11 > 0:16:12and we'd have to forfeit the games.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- So, you only wanted me to make up your numbers?- No.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Well, yeah, kind of but...
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Only cos there was no-one else to ask.- But I thought I was special.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27That's why you asked me to be your...first choice.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Well, you are special, Dylan. - I am, you're right.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31I am a winner.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Pow! Pow! Pow!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Look, bruv, wait.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Nah! I don't need you lot and your silly games to prove that
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I am a winner. All right?
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Bye.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52So, with Dylan out of the game doesn't that mean
0:16:52 > 0:16:53the boys win by default?
0:16:53 > 0:16:59- Victory!- Hold on, ladies. Wait until you meet my, er, newest team member.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Oh, hello.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Yeah, bet it doesn't say anything in your stupid
0:17:08 > 0:17:11rulebook about somebody joining in through the internet, hm?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- I'm sure it does.- No, it doesn't.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Trivia round. Ready?- Ready.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21What is Jessie J's full name?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Em...
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Jessica...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31..Joyful.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Wrong. Dani? - Jessica Ellen Cornish.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Correct. Gabe? I thought you said you were good at trivia?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- 18th-century trivia. - Well, that's helpful(!)
0:17:43 > 0:17:47One, two, five, eight, boys going to lose and the girls can't wait!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50In your face.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Come on, Jimmy!- Come on, Jimmy!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Take your time, son. Take your time.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- BOYS CHEER - That's what I'm talking about!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Sunny Sands Holiday Camp crazy golf champ for three years running.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- That's my brother.- My turn.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06BOYS CHATTER LOUDLY
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- You ain't going to do it! - You're going to miss!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12- Sh!- Sh!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Go on, Kait, you can do it.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Thanks, Dani.- Go on, go on...
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Go on, you can do it.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24What?!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Ha! I did it! I don't know how I did it but I did it.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Ha-ha! Hole in one, booyah. Up top!
0:18:31 > 0:18:36- Yes, go on.- Cheat. She cheated. - I didn't cheat.- Not you - Esme.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39The only you could have got that ball in there is if...
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- she used ghost powers.- How dare you accuse ME of using ghost powers.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46How dare you cheat at that, you cheating cheat of a girl!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Take that back, brother. - You make me, sister.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- I would never cheat.- You did earlier.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- That was a one-off.- Come on, how else could she be that good?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- Natural skill.- And the rest.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I want to win this competition fair and square, not by cheating.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Have you no respect for the dead?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- Right, well...let's just call it a draw.- Yes, good idea.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Actually, that ain't a bad idea. - So it's 4-2.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11If we're going to win this thing, I want to win it legitimately.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Fine, what's next?- The rule book.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Esme!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Rich is right. We have to play by the rules, no cheating.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Yeah, yeah...
0:19:24 > 0:19:27I've had doughnuts for breakfast the last three days this week.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I should do the doughnut-eating contest.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- You done the crazy golf. - I, too, think he should do it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Outnumbered, Rich. - Hang on a minute, I'm team captain.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Team captain only wants the glory all for himself.- I am wondering
0:19:37 > 0:19:41if this is boys versus girls or girls versus Rich.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- We're a team here, lads. - Are we going to do this...or not?
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yeah.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Jimmy's going to do it.- Boom!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Master Jimmy, perch.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- We've got this. I am the best at eating doughnuts.- Go on, Dani.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Eating doughnuts without licking my lips is going to be ee-zay!
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- Contestants, ready?- Ready.- Huh!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08And...begin!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12BOTH: Dani! Dani! Dani!
0:20:16 > 0:20:21- Aah! She licked her lips.- Dani! - I'm sorry. It's just too tempting.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- Victory!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Two, three, seven, nine,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31boys storm ahead and the girls decline!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Hur! Hur!
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- In your face!- I don't even care. - In your face, Gabe.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Erm, I think it's time we had a timeout.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Yeah, I agree.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46- Come on, Esme.- Yes!- Victory!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- (Beat it, sister.)- Mm.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55We're so close to victory I can almost smell it.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Must be the doughnuts.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Heads.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I don't even win this.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Trafford, fetch.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Next time I'm getting a dog.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Got your message. - Yeah, this needs to stop.- OK.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20And we're having this conversation in a cupboard because?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23You seen what it's doing to Dylan and Gabe's talking like we're at war.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27And you want to surrender. Consider it done. Girls rule, the end.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Kait, this is serious. I'm frightened of history repeating itself.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33And everybody falling out with each other.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Yeah, you're right.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37So what are we going to do?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Somehow we need to make sure that nobody wins.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41You're suggesting a draw?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Yep. Look, it's the final round.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- And the boys are one point behind the girls so...- OK.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- So, how are we going to guarantee that it's a draw?- Don't worry.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I know just the chap. Follow me.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- After you.- Ladies first.- No, I said after you.- No, no, gentleman.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Ladies first.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- I said after you.- Just walk.- Rich! - Just walk. Just walk, just walk.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Just walk, just walk. - You made it really awkward now.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Look, bruv. I need you on my team.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19You didn't want me last time. You let me be a girl.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Yeah, that's cos I thought everyone was going to have fun,
0:22:21 > 0:22:22not rip each other's heads off.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24What difference can I make?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29You're the only one who can stop history repeating,
0:22:29 > 0:22:31make sure everyone don't fall out with each other.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Me?- Yeah, you. Not chess champion, you.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Dylan can't join your team. You'll have too many players.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- He can if I drop out.- What?! You're abandoning us?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Yeah, yeah, do you know what? I've got a really, really bad back.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Dylan, you traitor, you were one of us. You were a girl.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52If chameleons can change colour, I can change sides.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Don't worry, boys, I can do this. - He's actually a champion starer.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59- If you ask me, they're up to something.- Kait, do something.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I don't see why he can't join their team.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Fine, we're still going to beat you, though.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Dani's our secret weapon in this.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12I once played a robot delivery driver in a TV pilot called
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Vandroids. I am the BEST at non-blinking.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Right. Contestants.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Ready?- Ready.- Ready. - Good luck, Dani.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- And good luck, Dylan. - Don't encourage them.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26I'm just being friendly.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30And...
0:23:31 > 0:23:32..begin.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35That's it. That has to have done it.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Dani...focus.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Oh!- Yes! Boys win! Boom!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- I'm sorry. I did my best. - You won, Dylan.- I did?
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Yeah, it was for real this time.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Winner, winner.- All right, don't milk it. No-one likes a show-off.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Your brother is not normal. No-one can go THAT long without blinking.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07I learned how by studying snakes. They have transparent eyelids.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Hang on, the boys haven't won, they just equalised.- Well, well done.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Anyway, I'll be back soon. Got to go.- ALL: Bye, Dani.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Bye, Dani.- Indeed.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18It is a draw.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- I guess that means boys and girls are equal.- Who'd have thought that?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Well, we can't just leave it like that.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- We need to know who's better, boys or girls.- Look, we've had a laugh.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Ain't that enough?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Yeah, time to let it go.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35History demands an answer.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38We're duty-bound to play until we know.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- For my mother's honour. - For my father's honour.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45BOTH: Tie-breaker.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Rock, paper, scissors, go.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- Oh, ghosts!- Paper beats rock. - Best of 100.- OK.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55You guys were right. There are things better than winning.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00- Ice cream.- Maybe we'll never know if girls or boys are best.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02How long do you reckon it'll take Esme and Gabe
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- to figure that one out? - Long enough for us to finish this.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Hold on a second, my spoon isn't big enough.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15- Here, brother. You've earned it. - Sweet.- Tuck in, little man.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22So, Diego, what have we learnt today?
0:25:22 > 0:25:28That my hall mate is a sneaky, tricky...trickster
0:25:28 > 0:25:31who thinks it's funny to feed me earwax.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Oh, I'm sorry.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Will you accept some...
0:25:38 > 0:25:40..cheese as an apology?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Don't mind if I do.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Thank you.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Aw!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52SHE LAUGHS
0:26:01 > 0:26:03OK. This is the one.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05It's going to be...
0:26:06 > 0:26:09This is a joke. I hate this game.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17- Bull's-eye!- You was meant to go home hours ago.- Home can wait.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21I just want one more go in this game. I reckon I can take you on now.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I thought you wasn't bothered about girls beating boys any more?
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- This is about proving that Kait is better than Rich.- All right.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Oh!
0:26:30 > 0:26:31And she's only gone and done it.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34You know, unless you're, er, scared I'm going to beat you?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Scared? You know I never lose, don't ya?
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Oh, never?- Never.- At anything?- Never, ever, ever.- I don't believe that.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43You ready for this?
0:26:43 > 0:26:44- Check it out.- Watch this...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Woo-whoop!
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