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0:00:37 > 0:00:40Oh, here you go, post for Bogmoor Castle.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41HE LAUGHS

0:00:41 > 0:00:43What's so funny?

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Well, "Bogmoor" - not exactly a classy name, is it?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48"Bog-moor".

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Can you stop saying that? "Bog-moor".

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I don't mind but I might have to get in touch with your company.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Oh, have them give me the "sack"? Yeah.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01No, I mean... I don't really need this right now.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14You didn't take the post.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Oh, cheers.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Bogmoor?

0:01:18 > 0:01:19What's wrong with Bogmoor?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21What are we going to do?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22It's not that bad.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25WATER DRIPS

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Gabe, do you want to come and speak to Dani on the webcam?

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Sure.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Wait!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Don't you want to ask ME if I want to speak to Dani on the webcam?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Sorry, Esme, do YOU want to speak to Dani on the webcam?

0:01:40 > 0:01:44I don't know, she's gone all "Hollywood".

0:01:44 > 0:01:45RAIN PATTERS

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Esme, just talk to Dani

0:01:50 > 0:01:54and you will see that she is the same Dani she's always been.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, oh, oh.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- What's that?- It's coming to get us!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Oh, hi, guys.- Dani!

0:02:03 > 0:02:06What have they done to you?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Oh, yeah, it's the middle of the night in LA. Sorry, Dani.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Oh, it's all right,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12I just need to look my best for an audition tomorrow.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16And green faces are cool out there? Hollywood DOES make people weird.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17It's a face mask, obviously,

0:02:17 > 0:02:19and she's going to take it off in the morning.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Well, you will, won't you?

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Course I will.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Bad news, Dani, the roof is leaking.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30- Oh, no! It hardly rains out here in Hollywood.- Really?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32So, they're casting for this new movie

0:02:32 > 0:02:34called Meghan's Magic Castle, it is going to be huge.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37So, if you've got any ideas for fixing the roof, just let us know...

0:02:37 > 0:02:39So, I'm up for this part, it's not that big,

0:02:39 > 0:02:41but I think it's, like, really important.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- SING-SONG VOICE:- I told you so.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45It's to do with Meghan's personal journey.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Apparently this character...

0:02:49 > 0:02:53..haven't seen a script, so it's not really worth talking about it.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- All right, Dan.- Oh, hi, Rich. - Had any auditions lately?

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Well, I'm up for this one about Meghan's Magic Castle...- No!

0:03:03 > 0:03:07I mean, you need to save your voice for the audition, Dani.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Aw, thanks, babe.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I shouldn't get too carried away because this whole thing

0:03:11 > 0:03:14will probably never happen if they don't find a castle to film in.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Castle?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Now, where can we find one of those?

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Oh, look...

0:03:19 > 0:03:21I found one.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24I'm not sure that's a good idea.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Yeah, Hollywood at Bogmoor, no thanks.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28No offence, Dani.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31The roof's leaking so we need to pay for that somehow.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Dan, send a man to have a look.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Great, I'll text Carly. - Carly?- The producer.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38She's the one that makes all the decisions.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Anyway, better get my beauty sleep. Bye, guys!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Adios, Dani.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Rich, seriously, I think we should...

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Rich!

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Gabe?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56What have you got there, Rich?

0:03:56 > 0:03:57All will be revealed.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Look, this is a chance of a lifetime.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Any day now, a Hollywood producer's going to walk

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- right into this castle. - Sorry, what?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Look, Jimmy, concentrate, yeah? I need your attention.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11The film is called Meghan's Magic Castle.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Who's Meghan?- Yeah, who's Meghan? - Well, I don't know, BUT...

0:04:14 > 0:04:15she's got a magic castle.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- What's magic about the castle?- Yeah. What's magic about the castle?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Well, I don't know. - Well, can we see a script?

0:04:21 > 0:04:22We haven't been given a script.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24BUT the producer's going to come down

0:04:24 > 0:04:27and she wants to see a really medieval castle.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29So, it needs to look really, really messy, all right?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31BOTH: Yes!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- And old.- Sweet!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Basically, we need to cover up all the electronic stuff.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40I'm talking TVs, Xbox, PlayStation, the lot.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- BOTH: No! - Let's get to work.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Get making them cobwebs, eh?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Oh, Rich, can I speak to you about...?- Not right now.- Oh.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48But, Rich, can't we just slow down before we start

0:04:48 > 0:04:51thinking about letting Hollywood into our home?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54You are right. I thought about it...

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I'm quite happy with it.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Look, this whole thing is ridiculous.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I mean, Hollywood at Bogmoor Castle?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Come on, Bogmoor? Hardly sounds showbiz, does it?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06You know what? I couldn't agree with you more.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Right, so all you've got to do is listen to me for once...

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- What?- Well, Hollywood ain't going to be interested in Bogmoor, are they?

0:05:12 > 0:05:13- No.- So...

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Tada! I changed the name.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Richmoor Castle? - RUMBLING

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Sometimes I don't know where I get it from.- What's going on?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- KIDS:- Was that thunder?

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- What's that?- Rich has changed the name of the castle.- Hey.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- You can't do that!- I beg to differ.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34This is our home, Master Richard.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36How could you do this without asking us?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Well, I knew if I asked you, you'd say no.- Yes!

0:05:39 > 0:05:40I mean, no... I mean...

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Yes. I would say no.- See?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46I was right. I mean, I am an excellent judge of character.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48You can't change the name of something

0:05:48 > 0:05:49just because you feel like it.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51How would you like it if we changed your name to...

0:05:53 > 0:05:54- ..Gwendoline?- Exactly.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56You don't have to change everything

0:05:56 > 0:05:58just cos some Hollywood producer's coming.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59PHONE BEEPS

0:05:59 > 0:06:02I mean, let's be realistic, she's probably not coming at all.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, that's Dani.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06"Carly" is on her way.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Excuse me.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12THUNDER CRACKS

0:06:13 > 0:06:16MUSIC: "Wallpaper" by Stay Gold

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Gabe!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24# Put me on, put me back

0:06:24 > 0:06:25# On the wallpaper

0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Do yourself a favour

0:06:30 > 0:06:32# Put me back, put me back

0:06:32 > 0:06:34# On the wallpaper

0:06:37 > 0:06:39# Do yourself a favour... #

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Kate, what are you doing?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh, just a bit of spring cleaning, you know?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Esme, can you do the flowers, please?- Yeah.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51I've been putting the dustsheets on the furniture.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Oh, and you've missed!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54What a shame, at least you're ready for the toga party.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56It's not funny, Kate.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Basically, THEY undid everything.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Really?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Oh, no.- Did we do our spring cleaning on the wrong day?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Uh-oh, silly us!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Look, I wanted everything to be perfect for the producer

0:07:07 > 0:07:09and you've changed it all.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Isn't it annoying when people change things without asking...Gwendoline?

0:07:13 > 0:07:14KNOCK AT DOOR

0:07:14 > 0:07:16That's her.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Right, erm, Jimmy, let's keep her talking.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Play for time. Jimmy, I need some more cans.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- There's no more left.- Look, Hollywood is literally knocking on my door.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24KNOCK AT DOOR

0:07:24 > 0:07:27I need to calm down. Am I calm? Because I feel really stressed.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29I just need to calm, breathe.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Maybe you're right about the Hollywood effect?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35It makes people go weird.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Yeah, and Rich was already quite weird.- All cool, yeah?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43RAIN POURS

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, hello.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Welcome to Bogmoor, I mean Bogrich...

0:07:49 > 0:07:52No, I mean...Richmoor.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54RUMBLING

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I'm Carly, here's my card.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57It's not his birthday.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Ha-ha-ha! Totes hilarious! I heart you.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Could you take my umbrella? You know, I need a new assistant.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06My regular assistant's afraid of flying.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- I know, she is a Lame Jane. - I'm sure Jimmy would oblige.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12If you'd like to step back outside...

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Oh, no, it's rainy Spain out there. Did you hear that thunder?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Look, Carly, to be honest,

0:08:17 > 0:08:20I don't think there's any point in you staying because...

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Whoa!

0:08:21 > 0:08:24O-M-G-G-G!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26O-M-G-G-G?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Oh, my great golly goodness, this castle, it's so...

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Unsuitable?- No.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35THUNDER CRACKS

0:08:35 > 0:08:38I know it's not very medieval, but a few cobwebs, we can sort that out.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43No, it's adorable. Oh, I could eat it with a spoon.

0:08:43 > 0:08:49I mean, I've seen a lot of dusty old wrecks, but this place, well, it's...

0:08:49 > 0:08:51It's so Meghan. It's...

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Mega Meghan.- "Mega Meghan."

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oh, look at that piano.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58It's so old!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01It must be, like, what? 20 years?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- More like 200. - Shut up and get out, no way!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Such a pity it'll have to go.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07- ALL:- What?!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Oh, we need the space for Meghan's flying pony.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- It's no biggie. - Sounds like a biggie.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14No, no - no biggie.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Nothing we can't sort out, so if you'd like to follow me.- Sure.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Oh, and this door is a little narrow, that'll need to be widened.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Widened? What for?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27For the King of Marshmallow People.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29He's huge! Hello(!)

0:09:29 > 0:09:32GHOSTLY WHOOSH Oh.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Well, how did you move from the piano to there?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, well, actually they're ghosts,

0:09:37 > 0:09:40because this place is haunted, you know?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43BOTH: Oooh-ooh!

0:09:43 > 0:09:44SHE LAUGHS

0:09:44 > 0:09:47L-O-L, you're kidding.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50ENGLISH ACCENT: I'm totally down with the British sense of humour.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Ha-ha-ha, LOVE that look, by the way.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Old school, retro-rich with a few frills -

0:09:55 > 0:09:57gorgeous, you should go to Hollywood, you'd fit right in.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01OK, NOW I'm offended.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04So, can I get you a drink?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Oh, I am a thirsty Kirsty. RUMBLING

0:10:07 > 0:10:08I'd like a...

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Ice cream, lime and lemongrass. - That's a shame.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Here you go.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oh, flowers, that's so sweet.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Could you take care of these please?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19You'll go far in Hollywood.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Rich, you can't trust her, she's wearing pink.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- I don't trust anyone pink.- What?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Well, pigs are pink, do you trust pigs? I don't.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32You know nothing about pigs, you've never had one.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Yeah, because I don't trust them.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Right, I say we get on with some serious haunting.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Esme, no throwing things, OK?

0:10:41 > 0:10:45- What?- Oh, come on, Esme, that vase of flowers just then?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47That wasn't me. It was my style, but...

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- wasn't me.- So, if it wasn't you, then who was it?

0:10:52 > 0:10:56- Oh, no. It was You Know Who.- Oh!

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Who?- You Know Who?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Oh, no, not the poltergeist?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03He mustn't like our new visitor

0:11:03 > 0:11:05and the fact that Rich has changed the name

0:11:05 > 0:11:07to make it sound more Hollywood.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08There's only one thing for it then.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10I'll go and have a firm word with that producer

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- and ask her to leave. - Have a straight talk with Carly?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Good luck with that.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17I'm on the poltergeist's side.

0:11:17 > 0:11:18Let's spook her out.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Oh, I just LOVE this place!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27PHONE RINGS

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Yeah?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32They agreed the budget, right?

0:11:32 > 0:11:3480 million bucks?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37They know we're making a movie, not feeding chickens?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Well, yeah, 80 million bucks, come on!

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Ha-ha. OK, call Troy, he'll fix this.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Yeah, I got his number, on my other phone. Wait...

0:11:48 > 0:11:50No, that's not it.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Take some more pictures for me.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Come on.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Here it comes.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00OK, bye.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Oh, and can you look after that too?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06So, can I show you the library?

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Sure, I'll be right along.

0:12:07 > 0:12:12Now, Jimmy, can...I trust you with this?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yeah, anything.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17It's the script, keep it in the bag.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20The script's a little shy, like you, Jimmy, are you shy?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Because you don't seem to say much.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Well, actually...- It's good to be a listener and not a talker,

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- who goes on and on and on. - I suppose...

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I mean, I've always seen myself as a listener.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32What do you think, Jimmy?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Ah, great!

0:12:38 > 0:12:43This will be perfect for Meghan's Magical Workshop.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Also, the bubbling cauldron can go here.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47We'll have to get rid of all these books.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51And we'll have to make some kind of a hole in the ceiling.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Eh, no, I don't think we do. - Eh, Kate...

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Look, Carly, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Leave? Why?

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Because this is our home.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04CLASSICAL MUSIC

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Look, I know the castle might be dusty and...

0:13:07 > 0:13:10drafty and the roof might be leaky.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Eh, let's not talk about the roof, eh?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15But...a man's home is his castle

0:13:15 > 0:13:17and, even though I'm not a man...

0:13:17 > 0:13:18this is still my home.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Which...happens to be a castle.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23But the home is where the heart is.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25And this castle is not for sale.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Our home is not for sale.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32And our hearts...

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Our hearts...

0:13:35 > 0:13:36SHE SNIFFS

0:13:36 > 0:13:39..are not for sale.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40MUSIC STOPS

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Bravo!

0:13:42 > 0:13:49That was totes emosh but Jimmy says you don't actually live here?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Well...

0:13:51 > 0:13:55- No, but...- Doesn't matter, you got the part anyway.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56The part? What part?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58The Purple Princess?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01She's a character in Meghan's Magic Castle.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Welcome to Hollywood!

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Sorry, Carly, but Kaitlin is not for sale either.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10What the hey, you can be in the picture too.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I don't think Kaitlin and I

0:14:12 > 0:14:15are going to fall under the Hollywood spell so easily.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Will I...

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Will I get my own trailer?

0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Sure.- Ha, yes! Buzzing! # We're going to Hollywood

0:14:23 > 0:14:25# We're going to Hollywood... #

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Erm, has Rich shown you around upstairs,

0:14:27 > 0:14:30cos you'll need a throne for the Marshmallow King, won't you?

0:14:30 > 0:14:31So, follow me!

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Um, shall I give Kate a script?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38No, no! I mean...

0:14:38 > 0:14:41No, all in good time.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Got to love Richmoor Castle.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47LOUD RUMBLING AND GROWLING

0:14:47 > 0:14:48What is that?

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Rich!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Never trust anyone in pink.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Dylan, she's worth 80 million

0:15:04 > 0:15:06and she loves the place.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Look, don't ruin this for me, yeah?

0:15:07 > 0:15:10I mean, don't ruin this for you... You and me.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13No - me, you, him, everybody.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18SWOOSH

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Do you know what we need?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22A holiday.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Where would we go?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- How about here?- Too hot.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Too wet.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Too dark.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32And also - spiders?!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Now we're talking!

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Let's go skiing.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41You want to throw yourself down a snow-covered mountain?

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Are you mad?

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Well, it looks like fun, the people are smiling.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Look like they're screaming to me.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Oh, come on, let's do it.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Ski, ski, ski, ski, ski, ski!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53SWOOSH

0:15:55 > 0:15:57This is terrible.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Yeah, I know, ghost in chains - totally cliched.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- But it always works. - That's not what I meant.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Kaitlin asked Carly to leave and it didn't work.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07No surprise in that.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Now it's my turn.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- GHOSTLY VOICE:- Leave this place!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15It went SO badly...

0:16:15 > 0:16:19that Carly offered Kaitlin a place in the movie and she accepted it!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- That IS terrible.- I know.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- I can't believe it.- I know.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- What does Kate have that I don't? - And now she's on Rich's...

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Pardon me?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32The big Hollywood producer gives Kate a part in her movie but not me?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34That's SO unfair.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37I mean, I've got style.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38I'm funny, I'm charming...

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Esme, I think...

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Shut up, Gabe, I'm charming.- Esme!

0:16:43 > 0:16:44We are trying to save our home

0:16:44 > 0:16:47from being torn apart by the Hollywood. Because if we don't...

0:16:47 > 0:16:50it will be torn apart by the poltergeist.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Right, I need to start working on my audition piece.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Kate's not the only star in Richmoor.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Don't say that word.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59LOUD RUMBLING AND GROWLING

0:17:04 > 0:17:09Carly's going to love me, I do my own special effects.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11SWOOSH

0:17:13 > 0:17:14And then there was one.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Thanks for helping with the computer, Dan.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, it's OK, laptops can be tricky.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Pigs are clever but even they can't use laptops.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I think because they have no laps.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Hello, Dani. - Oh, hey, Gabe.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30How are you getting on with Carly?

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Not all that well.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35The Hollywood is having a strange effect on this place.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Yeah, I don't trust her. - Why? What's she planning to do?

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Is there a place where they write down what the actors are going

0:17:42 > 0:17:44- to do in the film? - You mean a script?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46I haven't even seen one.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Not even for the audition, it's all very hush-hush.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Jimmy has one in his bag.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52- What?- What?

0:17:52 > 0:17:54But he won't let us see it.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57So...what are we going to do?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Well, we're going to have to be as clever as pigs with desktops.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03What?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05(It's in that pink bag.)

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- What's in the pink bag?! - Ssh.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09CARLY: Maybe talk about the colour.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10- RICH:- The green.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12What are you doing?

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Trying to stop someone from ruining our home.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Oh, she's not going to ruin your home, she's going to fix the roof.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21You're just saying that because you're going to be in the movie.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Look, it's not my fault

0:18:22 > 0:18:24if I'm a perfect fit for the Purple Princess.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Apparently she has a really important part

0:18:26 > 0:18:28at the start of the third act,

0:18:28 > 0:18:30but Carly won't tell me anything else and I've not seen a script

0:18:30 > 0:18:32so I can't really work on my character, can I?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34You want to see the script?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Well, obviously, she won't show it to me or Rich.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39So...here's the plan.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45HE PRETENDS TO WHISPER

0:18:46 > 0:18:47What are you doing?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Well, that's what cartoons do when they're making a plan.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52They go...

0:18:52 > 0:18:53HE PRETENDS TO WHISPER

0:18:53 > 0:18:56OK, here's the actual plan. Right, I'll distract Rich.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Gabe, you distract Carly and, Dylan, you get the script off Jimmy, OK?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01BOTH: OK.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11OK, so we need to make all the windows heart-shaped.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Get a moat around the outside filled with milkshake

0:19:14 > 0:19:17and paint the castle pink, right?

0:19:17 > 0:19:18PHONE BEEPS

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Hey-di-hey, the contract's here.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24We just need it printed, signed and the money's bankified.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26See, I quite like that - "The money is bankified."

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Hey, Rich, I'm so glad I found you,

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I actually wanted to speak to you about something in here.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35I mean, you can have your lawyer look at it if you want.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Carly, I was just wondering if I may speak with you for a moment.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41You probably don't have a lawyer anyway.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43I'm Esme and I'm auditioning for the part of the Queen

0:19:43 > 0:19:45of the Marshmallow People.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47ROCK MUSIC

0:19:47 > 0:19:49# I'm the queen, I'm the bestest queen you've ever seen

0:19:49 > 0:19:51# I'm marshmallow

0:19:51 > 0:19:53# But I ain't shallow! #

0:19:53 > 0:19:56OK, sweetie, you need to stop that before you break a bone.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Excuse me?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Er, Richie!

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Er, we need to make a contract, sign the heck out if it.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07It's not fair!

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Esme, no.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11I'm just as good as Kaitlin and I can do my own stunts.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:20:14 > 0:20:16If you just come this way.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Oh, Jimmy, no, are you OK?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Oh, Jimmy, maybe you just need to rest for a second.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24You never know what could have happened in the fall and then...

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Kate!- OK, bye, Jimmy.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29I meant that!

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Look, Diego, skis.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34They're lolly sticks.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Oh, use some imagination, would you?

0:20:36 > 0:20:38I've used up all my imagination thinking

0:20:38 > 0:20:40I live with a less annoying mouse.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Do you hear that?- OH! Will you watch what you're doing?

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I thought I heard a cat or something,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50but no, it must have been nothing.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56I never wanted to be in her stupid movie anyway.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Yeah, right.- Will you shush? We're trying to read the script.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- What does it say about the Purple Princess?- Oh, nothing yet.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Oh, here she is. - Oh, finally.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09"She enters in a beautiful white dress."

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Yeah? - "And everyone turns to look at her."

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Well, obviously.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Me in a white dress? Who wouldn't be looking at me?

0:21:16 > 0:21:17"And then...

0:21:18 > 0:21:21"..she gets covered in purple goo."

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- What?- "And everyone starts laughing at her."

0:21:24 > 0:21:26SHE CACKLES

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Yeah, just like that, Esme.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34- And, from now on, she's called the Purple Princess.- What?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36So I don't even have any lines?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40"Purple Princess..."

0:21:40 > 0:21:41No.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Unbelievable.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Let me see that.- No!

0:21:44 > 0:21:47We got the script so we could find out what happens to the castle.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50So...

0:21:50 > 0:21:54"The Queen of the Marshmallow People is chased out of the castle."

0:21:54 > 0:21:56She sounds weak.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58I'm glad I didn't get the part.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02"She vows to return and wreak terrible destruction."

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- That sounds more like you. - I suppose.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Will you two please stop?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09"Meghan takes wing of bat and eye of newt."

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Poor newt. Newts have feelings too, you know?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Dylan!?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Oh, OK.

0:22:16 > 0:22:21"And she casts a terrible spell over the queen to keep her out for ever.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22"But it goes wrong and..."

0:22:25 > 0:22:26BOTH: Whoa!

0:22:26 > 0:22:28What?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30BOTH: "The castle explodes."

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- GIRLS:- What?- Well, she used the wrong kind of bat wing.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Easily done.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Serves her right, bats are really nice.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Dylan! She's planning to blow up our home!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Well, obviously they're going to use special effects.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44I mean, it's a film, nothing's real.

0:22:44 > 0:22:49Well, the effects of the Hollywood on some people seem very real to me.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Come on, Gabe, Carly's not really going to blow up Richmoor Castle.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54RUMBLING AND GROWLING

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Richmoor Castle?

0:22:59 > 0:23:03Well, if that's what you're calling it, then there really is no hope.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04What? No, wait, Gabe!

0:23:04 > 0:23:07I meant Bogmoor, not Richmoor!

0:23:07 > 0:23:08RUMBLING AND GROWLING

0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Stop saying that word.- Sorry.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Wow, this is serious. If Rich hands over the castle to Carly then

0:23:17 > 0:23:20the poltergeist is going to wreck this place before she does. Come on.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Thank you, Jimmilicious.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29Now, Rich, can I get your autograph?

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Of course.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Master Rich, don't do this!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Don't look at me like that, Gabe.

0:23:35 > 0:23:36Look, I am saving Richmoor...

0:23:36 > 0:23:38RUMBLING AND GROWLING

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Rich, stop! She's going to blow up the castle.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- It says in the script. - How did you get that?

0:23:47 > 0:23:50She's only going to use special effects. Kids!

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Special effects are real expensive.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54She's joking.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59You are joking?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Look, this is our home!- Indeed.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Carly, I trusted you. - Charlatan!

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Come on. Guys, I can't make my movie without Richmoor...

0:24:07 > 0:24:09RUMBLING AND GROWLING

0:24:10 > 0:24:11It's a done deal.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Rich, stop her!

0:24:15 > 0:24:17DANCE MUSIC

0:24:17 > 0:24:20GROWLING

0:24:22 > 0:24:25OK, call me Panicky Penelope but is this place really haunted?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Ah, I've been expecting you, Carly.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Ooh!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36I tried to tell you.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39So now you've met the poltergeist and Gabe...

0:24:40 > 0:24:44Leave this place!

0:24:46 > 0:24:47And Esme.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Ooh, I'm out of here!

0:24:49 > 0:24:52GROWLING

0:24:56 > 0:24:58That's show business.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- GABE:- Good riddance.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05GROWLING

0:25:05 > 0:25:07- RICH:- Well done. - KATE:- We did it!

0:25:11 > 0:25:13SONG: Music from Ski Sunday

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Right turn.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Left turn.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Right turn.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Left turn.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26How was your audition, Dani?

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Yeah, about that, I really went on about that last time,

0:25:28 > 0:25:31I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32It's all right, my lady.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Sometimes the Hollywood can make people go a bit weird.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Right, guys? ALL:- Yeah, whatever.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39I didn't get the part anyway,

0:25:39 > 0:25:42it was for a character called the Purple Princess.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43That's showbiz.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Yeah, but it would have been great to get a part in a film

0:25:45 > 0:25:47being shot in my home with my friends.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Actually, it didn't really work out.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51As Dylan suspected...

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Carly weren't really that trustworthy.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Oh, sorry about that. - It's OK.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58We don't need the Hollywood,

0:25:58 > 0:26:00we can make our own effects.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01What do you mean?

0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Well, let's just say, it was snowing in the hall earlier.- What?

0:26:06 > 0:26:09It doesn't matter, cos it's all back to normal now.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12THUNDER CRACKS

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- WATER POURS - Oh!

0:26:15 > 0:26:16THEY ALL LAUGH

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