0:00:31 > 0:00:33That was the latest track from Mr JT.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34You know, a lot of people say that me
0:00:34 > 0:00:37and Justin Timberlake are really, really similar.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39There's a thing in the industry called a triple threat.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43It consists of three things - singing, acting and dancing.
0:00:43 > 0:00:49And my three things are looking good, looking good and looking good.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51HE LAUGHS
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- I tell you, I don't know where I get it from.- What's he like?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Sorry about that, folks. Just a... Just a technical hitch.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14I'll be back right after this break.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16WOMAN ON RADIO: # Bogmoor FM. #
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Ha!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Magnificent composure, Lady Kate. - High five.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Yeah.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Did you slam the door? - No, it wasn't us.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Gabe's teaching me how to play dartchery.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Dartchery? What's dartchery?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Well, it's archery but with a dart board.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Oh.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- And again.- OK.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Did either of you slam the door?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49No. I'm going to kill whoever it was.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51They made me lose my top score.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53It doesn't matter. I was beating you anyway.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55It wasn't Kate or Gabe either.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Dylan!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Dylan.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Did you slam the front door?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Please leave me alone, bro.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- What I mean is, are you all right? - Yeah. I'm sorry, Rich. It's just...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14..the school play audition was today.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Oh! That's right. I forgot all about it.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Don't tell me. What part did you get?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Did you get the king? Did you get the dinosaur?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Nothing. I didn't get any part,
0:02:24 > 0:02:28not even the wall, and I'm really good at pretending to be a wall.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33See?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Look, there'll be other shows.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I mean, it probably weren't meant to be, that's all.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41But you said that when I didn't get into the choir AND you said
0:02:41 > 0:02:43that when I didn't get into the football team.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Yeah. But it doesn't mean you have to give up.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48No. That's it. I'm never trying for anything again.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I just have to face it - obviously I'm not talented.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Don't be silly. Of course you are.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59You know what? I'm going to prove it to you.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Listen up, you Bogmoor superstars.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Now Bogmoor FM is going to be hosting a talent show.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Now I don't care if you're a ballet dancer, a break-dancer
0:03:16 > 0:03:18or a belly dancer, just come and get involved.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Oh, and you can watch the whole thing live on our Bogmoor webcam.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27And the winner is chose by you, the public.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Look, if you ain't in you can't win, so bring on the talent. Boom!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Did Rich just said what I think he said?
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- Boom!- Ow! - That's what master Rich just said.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45No, not that bit. The bit about the talent competition.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Afraid so.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Great. Just when I thought I could have one nice,
0:03:50 > 0:03:51normal weekend in this castle,
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Rich has to fill it with dancing dogs.- Exactly.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Must we all show our special talents?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Cos I'm not too sure people are going to
0:03:58 > 0:04:02enjoy my impression of Beethoven, although it is very uncanny.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06A talent competition's a total waste of time.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Anyone that enjoys them is a total show off.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Here comes the talent, baby. Here comes the talent.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Sister, have you heard about the talent comp...? What's that?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Dylan's school tie.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Yes, but why are you wearing it?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30I just wanted to know what it felt like. I've never been to school.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Yes, you have.- But not like the school Dylan goes to.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36When we went to school we wrote on chalk and slate,
0:04:36 > 0:04:38but Dylan uses tablets and computers.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42I think going to school nowadays would be fun.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Don't tell Dylan I said that.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Your secret is safe with me, sister.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49And I don't think it's fair that you should miss out
0:04:49 > 0:04:51on an opportunity like this.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54If you want to go back to school then back to school you shall go.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Erm, I'm a ghost, remember?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58It might freak the teachers out just a tiny bit.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59I shall teach you.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Starting tomorrow, I will bring you into the modern world of education.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05- You?- Yes.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10I shall impart all my wisdom, answer all your questions.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I am your font of all knowledge.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Oh, like Wikipedia!- Wiki-what?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20What's up, my fellow judge and judgette?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Your fellow what?- Judges.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Look, we're all going to be judges for Bogmoor's talent competition.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Ha! No way. Look, Rich, the talent competition was your idea.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32I'm just going to have a nice, normal weekend,
0:05:32 > 0:05:34one without singing sheep or shadow people.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38But everybody knows you need more than one judge for a talent show.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42You need a nasty one. I mean, a nice one.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45A fair one. You know, a very popular one.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Look, I'm just not comfortable with judging people.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I think it's really cruel.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I mean, what would I know about talent competitions?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57It's not judging. It's critiquing.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I mean, look, you ain't got to choose a winner.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02You've just got to give an opinion on an act.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Everybody's got an opinion, Kate. Everybody.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Jimmy, you going to be a judge?
0:06:06 > 0:06:07It's going to have to be a...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's 1,000% yes from me, cuz.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- You're coming to Bogmoor, baby! - Ha-ha! See?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Hello, Diego. How are yoooooou?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- What was that?- What?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27# I am singing
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- # We should sing a duet - No, we shouldn't.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- # Yes, we should - Stop it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35# Will I shut up?!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- You're doing my head in. - # You're doing me head in
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Look, shut up! - # Shut up... #
0:06:39 > 0:06:42BOTH SING
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh! We harmonised then.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46SHE LAUGHS
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Are you trying to disappear? I told you, only ghosts can do that.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Gotcha!
0:06:59 > 0:07:00New friend for Drum and Bass?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03No. It's for my new act for the talent competition.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05What are you going to do, bring it to life?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Yeah, kind of. I am a ventriloquist.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Hello...Ted.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12How are you today?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Fine thanks, Dylan, and happy to be at...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17I can see your lips moving.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21HE MUMBLES
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I can still see your lips moving.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26HE MUMBLES
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Did you understand any of that?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33It depends on what language Ted was speaking.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- English.- Nope.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Oh!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43What if I don't like an act? I can't actually say that to them, can I?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Dani, you still there?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Sorry. Bradley keeps running away from me.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Is that your new co-star?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Yeah, you could say that.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Is he cute?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Yeah, kind of. He's a dog.- Oh.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Look, you don't have to be mean to the acts.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03You just need to give some constructive criticism.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Focus on what you like and how they can improve their act.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07That way they'll get better
0:08:07 > 0:08:09and they'll know where their strengths lie.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12And if you get stuck you could just try this trick.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Hmm. That's very interesting.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17OK. I'll try and remember.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Bradley, no! Don't you dare! Bradley!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh, Kate, I'm really sorry. I'm going to have to go.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Bradley just peed on a really expensive costume.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I'm never working with animals again. Bradley!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34OWL HOOTS
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I tell you what, I can't wait for this competition tomorrow.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I wish I never had to be a judge though.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42My Justin Timberlake tribute would be amazing.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Probably a winner.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46What do you reckon? Dylan?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Look, what's up? You haven't ate Trafford's biscuits again, have you?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I told you, they're no good for you.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Why did you set up a talent show
0:08:56 > 0:08:58when you know I have no talent whatsoever?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00That's exactly why I set it up.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02What? Just to humiliate me?
0:09:02 > 0:09:03No. To prove you wrong.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Look, Dylan, you are talented, mate.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Look, you are probably the most talented at Bogmoor Castle.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- That's why you've definitely got to take part in the competition.- No way!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17I'll just make a fool of myself, just like I did in the school play.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21No. You just got to find something you're good at.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23What am I good at then?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I don't know. You'll figure it out.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33- I know.- No. Don't say, "Being a wall."- Oh.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35See? I knew you was going to say that.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- VOICEOVER:- Bogmoor's Got Talent!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Right. We are ready to rock and roll,
0:09:45 > 0:09:48and the doors will open in a few minutes and we'll have our first act.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Is the webcam connected? - Up and running.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51What about the voting system?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Meet...
0:09:53 > 0:09:56the votometer. Now every vote made by the public is registered on here,
0:09:56 > 0:09:59and by eight o'clock tonight we'll know who the winner is.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Nice work, Kate.- Actually, it was Jimmy's idea.- Nice work, Jim.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Why are you facing that way?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- The act's going to be performing here.- I want to sit this way,
0:10:07 > 0:10:09so I can turn around when I hear something I like.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12How are you going to turn around? It's just a normal chair.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Don't worry, I've got it wired up.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17All I need to do is press this button.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Jimmy, it doesn't look very safe.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Kate, it's cool. Relax. I know what I'm doing.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25The viewers at home are going to love it.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Bring on the first act.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- VOICEOVER:- Bogmoor's Got Talent!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49TRIANGLE DINGS
0:10:54 > 0:10:57I'm not going to lie to you, mate, it was awful.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Erm, awfully interesting.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03That was awfully interesting.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Er...have you ever thought about adding some other
0:11:06 > 0:11:09instruments to the act or maybe, you know, some music?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13I really think it would help improve it. Jimmy, what did you think?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Help! Help!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Jimmy, push the button!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I did! This chair is going to kill me!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Chair's not meant to do that. - I'm... I'm going to be sick.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30So, welcome to 21st century school.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Are you ready for your first lesson?- Totes ready.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Excuse me?- Totes, it means totally.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- In what language?- In modern language. Everyone says it.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Hmm. Must have missed that one.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43So, what subject are we doing today?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Drama? Computer science?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I know, how about multimedia and web technology.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Are you speaking that modern language again?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53No. They're subjects people teach in school nowadays.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Well, we are starting with something much more exciting.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Tapestry.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- What?- It is the art of creating a beautiful picture...
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- using needle and threat.- I know what it is. Why am I doing it?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Well, this is what girls were taught in my day.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15It is a very important discipline for a young lady to learn.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Yeah, three centuries ago.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I want to learn how to design a website or speak Japanese.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Oh, like totes. - That's not Japanese.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Gabe, I wanted to go to school today, not hundreds of years ago.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Next.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35FOLK MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:50 > 0:12:53HE BLOWS WHISTLE SHE SCREAMS
0:12:53 > 0:12:56So, you wanted to do an exciting, modern subject.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Well, it doesn't get any more exciting than PE.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04Yeah, it does. I'm already on level ten of So Spooks Can't Dance.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Sister, have you contracted a fever?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14No. It's called dancing. It's what kids these days do for fun.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17This will be fun, trust me.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Always stretch.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Let me show you.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Aren't you mean to jump over it, not fall over it?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Yes. Moving on.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Punch bag.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Watch and learn.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Aren't you meant to, you know, hit it?- Yes. Moving on.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52The vault.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Just do it all ready.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Ooh. Are you OK?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- SQUEAKY VOICE:- Fine!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11You're right, bro, this was fun.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14But any chance of a lesson from this century?
0:14:14 > 0:14:19FOLK MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Well done, girls. Brilliant.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Oh, well done, girls. That was really good.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Rocking, ladies. - Next.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:42 > 0:14:44This is crazy.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Next.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Erm, OK. Bored. Bye.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Prepare to have your mind blown, sister.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07This time I've got it.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Science!- Wow.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14Without science, we wouldn't have medicines or airplanes, or...
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Or Professor Brian Cox.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18This is really cool, bro.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- So, what experiment are we doing? - Oh, no, no.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25We don't start experimenting until at least lesson 74.
0:15:25 > 0:15:2774? We're only on lesson one.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Yes, exactly. So, we better get started.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35I want to teach you about cold-blooded vertebrates.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38That means they have backbones, like Drum and Bass.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Yeah, whatever. Do I really need to know this?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Yes, you do.
0:15:41 > 0:15:47Technically, geckos have backbones too, but Drum and Bass are reptiles.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Whereas this frog is an amphibian.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Have you seen Jimmy?
0:15:52 > 0:15:56He's meant to be judging the talent competition. He's just disappeared.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Why wasn't I asked to judge?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02I love judging people - it's my talent.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Sorry, Esme. Next time, yeah? - Yeah.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Well, if we can't do experiments,
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'm off to check out the talent show.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12At least that will be interesting.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15- Dylan, have you seen Jimmy?- No.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Are you ready for your spot in the completion? You know it closes soon.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- I'm not performing.- Why not?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Because a talent competition means you must have talent to enter,
0:16:24 > 0:16:28and I don't have any talent. Even Trafford thinks so.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29What do you mean?
0:16:29 > 0:16:33He told me. Me and Trafford talk to each other, you know. Watch.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Trafford, blink if you think I have no talent whatsoever.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- See?- Look, Dylan, you are good at something.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Name one thing then.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Talking to animals. You know more about animals than Steve Backshall.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I suppose I do know more about mating habits than he does.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Look, you know everything there is to know
0:16:55 > 0:16:57about these three reptiles in particular.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04What's for dinner?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05See if you can guess.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Is it cheese? - Er, cheese, glorious cheese.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13# We've got blue cheese, red cheese Cheddar cheese and Wensleydale
0:17:13 > 0:17:15# Buffalo, Parmesan Edam cheese and all for sale
0:17:15 > 0:17:19# American cheese, Swiss cheese Danish cheese and Brie's a seller
0:17:19 > 0:17:22# Soft cheese, hard cheese Smelly cheese and mozzarella
0:17:22 > 0:17:25# Stilton, goat's cheese Jarlsberg and tough Gruyere
0:17:25 > 0:17:28# Roquefort, Emmental Manchego and camembert... #
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Forget it. Forget it. I'm not hungry.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Wow. Is that the kitchen?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36That looks just like my old science room at school.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Urg! That place gave me the heebie jeebies.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- I was hopeless at science. - So was Esme.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You can't force people to learn - they have to want to.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48She did want to. She just didn't like any of my lessons.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Look, people learn in different ways.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I was just the same as Esme at her age.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yes, but I'm her big brother.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I wanted to educate her and teach her things she'd find useful.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I don't think Esme is going to ever need to dissect a frog.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- I suppose not.- And if it's any consolation, I think
0:18:03 > 0:18:05you're an amazing big brother to Esme.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Thank you, Lady Dani.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I totes appreciate it.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Come on! Woof! Woof!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Boring! I took a nap halfway through that
0:18:21 > 0:18:23and your act was only two minutes long.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26If I were you, I'd drop the dog, drop the wig, drop the voice,
0:18:26 > 0:18:30just drop everything, cos that was a disaster.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32That's ridiculous. Let's go.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35You've got to stop her. She's going to scare away all the other acts.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I can't. Jimmy's gone missing and we need a third judge.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Next act.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Jimmy?- What are you doing up there, mate? You're meant to be judging.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I've been watching people all day do crazy stuff
0:18:50 > 0:18:54and my eyes can't take it any more cos that's not talent. This is.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Hit it.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01FUNK MUSIC PLAYS
0:19:09 > 0:19:11He's well good.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13What?!
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Go, Jimmy!
0:19:22 > 0:19:23SHE GASPS
0:19:23 > 0:19:25He's actually pretty good.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Wow.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35How's the voting going?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Audience love it.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Wow.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44APPLAUSE
0:19:44 > 0:19:45That's talent.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Thanks for keeping my seat warm, Esme, but J Dog's returned.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Use it or lose it, J Dog.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55You're too harsh, Esme.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Fine. I don't need this stereo aggro. I'm out of here.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- That was pretty good. - Thanks, man.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- VOICEOVER:- Bogmoor...- Bogmoor... - Bogmoor...- Bogmoor's Got Talent!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10All right. There's only a few minutes left
0:20:10 > 0:20:13until the talent competition closes. Are there any last acts?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Last chance.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Right. Well, I guess that's Bogmoor's Got Talent competition...
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Wait. Rich, is there still time to enter the competition?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30The stage is all yours, brother.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37APPLAUSE
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Thank you. Thank you.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Ladies and gentleman, I'm Dylan the reptile comedian
0:20:42 > 0:20:44and this is Trafford.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46He's the world's first hip-hop bearded dragon.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48That's right, he's a rap-tile.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50MAKES DRUM NOISE
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Don't blame me. He writes that material.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55What's that, Trafford?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Yes. Nice one, buddy.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Like all bearded dragons, Trafford is originally from Australia.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05He likes to call himself the lizard of Oz.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10He's really quiet today, but dragons love to talk.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Sometimes his conversations can really drag on.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I've also got a pair of geckos called Drum and Bass.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Drum is humbled, but Bass just thinks he's great.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I keep telling him to gecko over himself.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27The other day, I caught a boa constrictor in Trafford's vivarium,
0:21:27 > 0:21:28trying to eat him.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31The snake insisted he wasn't but, between you and me,
0:21:31 > 0:21:35he didn't have a leg to stand on.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38APPLAUSE
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Woo!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Whoop! Whoop!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Dylan! Dylan! Dylan! Dylan!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- VOICEOVER:- Bogmoor's Got Talent!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Right. The talent competition is closed.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57I'd like to thank you all for your...
0:21:57 > 0:21:59For your...
0:21:59 > 0:22:02interesting acts.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06So, the winner of Bogmoor's Got Talent...
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Rich.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Erm, hold that thought.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Hold it.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Er, funny story.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20My battery's died, so I can't actually check the results
0:22:20 > 0:22:21till I've recharged it.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Well, how long's it going to be? Cos we've got...
0:22:24 > 0:22:26We've got people watching on the webcam.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Er, two minutes should do it.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Just...keep everyone entertained.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- What?- You can do that. - How?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35You'll think of something!
0:22:37 > 0:22:38# Yeah
0:22:38 > 0:22:40# Hmm
0:22:40 > 0:22:42# Whoa
0:22:44 > 0:22:47# I'm walking away
0:22:47 > 0:22:49# From the troubles in my life
0:22:49 > 0:22:52# I'm walking away
0:22:52 > 0:22:54# Oh, to find a better day
0:22:54 > 0:22:57# I'm walking away
0:22:58 > 0:23:00# From the troubles in my life
0:23:00 > 0:23:03# I'm walking away
0:23:03 > 0:23:07# Oh, to find a better day
0:23:07 > 0:23:14# Sometimes some people get me wrong
0:23:14 > 0:23:18# When it's something I've said or done
0:23:18 > 0:23:24# Sometimes you feel there is no fun
0:23:24 > 0:23:28# That's why you turn and run
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- # Now I truly realise... # - Rich.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34# That many people were compromised
0:23:34 > 0:23:36# I wander with my own eyes
0:23:36 > 0:23:40# Sharing those lies, yeah. #
0:23:40 > 0:23:42APPLAUSE
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- VOICEOVER:- Bogmoor FM!
0:23:48 > 0:23:49The results are in.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53They have been counted and verified.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57So, the winner of Bogmoor's Got Talent...
0:23:59 > 0:24:01..is...
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Dylan the reptile comedian!
0:24:12 > 0:24:13- Woo!- Woo!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15APPLAUSE
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Ha-ha! You're the winner!
0:24:17 > 0:24:21You are the winner of Bogmoor's Got Talent.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Dylan, how does it feel?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Amazing.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26I'd like to thank Trafford and Drum
0:24:26 > 0:24:29and Bass for being the best pets I could ever have.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I'd also like to thank my drama teacher for not giving me
0:24:32 > 0:24:35the part of the wall in the school play.
0:24:35 > 0:24:41But, most of all, I'd like to thank my big brother for believing in me,
0:24:41 > 0:24:43even when I didn't believe in myself.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45The public loves you, dude.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Do you think I'm ready to start my own show?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Maybe we could take it on tour, buy an actual zoo,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53and do my routine with monkeys and horses and...
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Let's just enjoy today, shall we? Yeah? Here you are.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Well done.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Smile for a picture.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Come and dance with me, Diego.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13- I don't dance.- What?
0:25:13 > 0:25:16How do you know if you've never tried? You might love it.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Follow my lead. Five, six, seven and swing.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Three, four and go...
0:25:21 > 0:25:25You look like you're fighting off a swarm of bees.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28What? I bet I can make you move.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Tickle dance!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31HE SCREAMS
0:25:31 > 0:25:34SHE LAUGHS
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Nice moves, Diego.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Congratulations, Master Dylan.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45And Master Jimmy, what a wonderful display of broken dancing.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- You mean break-dancing. - Do I?- Yeah.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Hey, Esme, want to come and race Drum and Bass with me to celebrate?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Totes.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Did you know geckos are cold-blooded vertebrates?
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Which means they DO have a backbone.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Of course they do, but who told you?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05What you smiling at, Gabe?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Nothing. Just delighted to see the young ones learning.
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