0:00:29 > 0:00:32And our number one worst birthday present is...
0:00:32 > 0:00:34a set of Katy Perry's false teeth.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Well, that's it from the Rich and Jimmy show live on Bogmoor FM.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Taking us out is one from Pharrell...
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Pharrell "The Hat" Williams.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43HE BURPS
0:00:43 > 0:00:45This goes out to absent friends.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I never thought I'd say it but I'd give my left ankle
0:00:50 > 0:00:53to hear one of Gabe's rubbish harmonium tunes.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Probably scared pantless by one of Esme's pranks.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I mean, the castle feels so empty without them and Dani.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I know what you mean, cuz.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Heck, at least we're getting a lot of fan mail.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04They're all for Gabe.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Look, the listeners want to know where he's gone.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Why do they keep sending letters?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Hasn't anyone in this town ever heard of the e-mail?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Listen, why don't we hang today?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Sorry, cuz, you know.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I've got a date with a certain special somebody.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Of course, big day.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I'm really happy for you guys.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Yeah, I mean...
0:01:23 > 0:01:25we're pretty special together.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28But you're all right to finish up, yeah?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30You can leave it to the J-Dog.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I meant that. No, I meant that..
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Oh, that cake must have really upset you.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41I thought you was way more chill
0:01:41 > 0:01:43since Dani gave you her share of the castle.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47I am. I love living in the castle, but this isn't a cake.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Please don't tell me you've forgotten.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50As if I've forgotten today.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52It's your birthday, right?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Rich! Today's the day I launch my new animal snacks business.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oh, I know, I know. Kait's Bakes, yeah?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Yep, just whipping up a batch of free cat cookies
0:02:00 > 0:02:02to hand out around Bogmoor.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04So, hang on, don't tell me YOU'VE forgotten.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Forgotten what?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Our one month anniversary.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09SHE LAUGHS
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Who celebrates a one month anniversary?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16We do! We do, obviously.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18As if I'd forget.
0:02:18 > 0:02:24Well, I've got you an anniversary/business launching gift.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh, Rich, you didn't have to.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- You've got....- Oh, thanks.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32And I got you...
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I got you...
0:02:35 > 0:02:37this!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Happy anniversary.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Just what I always wanted.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Why don't we do something today?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Great idea! Why don't WE...
0:02:47 > 0:02:50stir this batch of cat cookies?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Yeah, well, I was thinking more along the lines of like a date day.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Well, yeah. OK, let's finish these and I'm there.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58LIGHTS ZAP
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Either we forgot to pay the electricity bill
0:03:03 > 0:03:06or Dylan's up to something again.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08PANS CLANG
0:03:17 > 0:03:18- That's definitely Dylan.- Yeah.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I'd better go and see what he's doing.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Yeah, and I'll finish up my fishy treats
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- and we can get on with our date day. - You're the best.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Fishy treats for cats?
0:03:32 > 0:03:33I'm going to be inundated.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I've had enough trouble with cats this year already.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Poor Diego.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Taken before his time.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44If only I, Carlos - scourge of the feline world,
0:03:44 > 0:03:46had been here to save him.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50You know, he never did get the message
0:03:50 > 0:03:52that cats are bad girlfriend material.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Yeah, especially when you're a mouse.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57But still,
0:03:57 > 0:04:00glad I've got big, brave Carlos here to keep me company now.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Meow!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06And now the entire castle
0:04:06 > 0:04:09is rigged with cat-cam,
0:04:09 > 0:04:13cats will never sneak up on us again.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Rarr!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Ahh!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19SHE LAUGHS
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Not funny.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Dylan. Dylan, what are you up to?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Bruv, what have I told you about the electricity bill?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Look, whatever this stuff does, it's costing us a fortune.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46This stuff is helping me contact the other side.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Gabe and Esme, they've finally officially passed on.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53But I've been picking up readings of spiritual energy all week.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55What if they're trying to come back?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I know you miss your best friend and...
0:04:58 > 0:04:59What?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02This has got more lights than a Lady Gaga show.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Another reading...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05from right here in the castle.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06It must be them!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Bruv, wait. wait!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Will you just wait?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15False alarm.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Look I'll make a deal with you.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19You can carry on with the experiment, right?
0:05:19 > 0:05:20As long as you don't ruin the date.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Look, you won't even know I'm here today -
0:05:23 > 0:05:25cross my heart and hope to become a ghost.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I don't want to hear a peep, all right?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29All right.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37It's the work phone, somebody must have seen my website.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39It only went live today. Jimmy, what do I do?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Well, maybe answer it.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Right, yeah, answer it, just answer it.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Hello, Kait's Bakes,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48how may we assist your pet in their foodie delight?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51'Hello it's The Sanctuary For Lonely Dogs here,
0:05:51 > 0:05:53'I need 500 doggy treats by tomorrow.'
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Yeah, certainly. Yeah, we can definitely do that, yeah.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Just e-mail your details and we'll get right on it.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Thanks very much, bye.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04So, who was that?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06The Sanctuary For Lonely Dogs.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08They want 500 of my doggy delights by tomorrow.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11An epic order like that on your first day?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Go on, then, Kait.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I'm never going to manage this order and spend time with Rich.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- So, ready for some me and you time, eh?- Mm-hmm.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Everything all right?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Yes, everything's fine, of course it's fine, why would it not be fine?
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Everything is wonderful.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30DOORBELL CHIMES
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Yeah, I... I'd better go get that.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Yeah. Thanks.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43- Guess who!- Clare?- Surprise!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh, oh, can't breathe, ahh.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Well, when did you get back?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Flew in from Bali yesterday. Well, I think it was yesterday.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52The jet lag it's turned my brain into major blancmange.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Well, you look pretty good for it. - For real?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56I've got such bags under my eyes.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59I thought they were going to charge me for excess baggage.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02So, how was travelling the world?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Three words. A-maz-ing.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07You have not seen a sunset until you've seen a sunset
0:07:07 > 0:07:10whilst being chased down a beach by a load of wild monkeys.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Sounds like paradise.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13So, this is the place, eh?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I couldn't believe it when you texted me
0:07:15 > 0:07:18to say you actually own Bogmoor Castle.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Part own.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Well, I love it. It's totally fairy tale.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Yep, just call me Kait-arella.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Um, it's not haunted, is it?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31No, not any more.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37ANGELIC CHOIR SINGS
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Hi guys, this is Clare - my best friend from school.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48This is Rich, my boyfriend and co-owner of the castle.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Hi, Clare, nice to meet you.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I've heard a lot about you, you know? All good.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Phew, that's a relief.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56And I'm the Co-co-owner.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59The name's Jimmy, but you can call me whenever you like.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Salutations, my pomme de terre special.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06My French is a little bit rusty,
0:08:06 > 0:08:09did you just say, "Greetings, my special potato?"
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Don't ask me, I don't speak French.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Here, take a flier.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Tell everyone to tune into the Rich and Jimmy show on Bogmoor FM.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- We've got our own radio station. - Oh, I love it.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Kait, have you got time to show me around?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Well, me and Rich were kind of going to spend the day together
0:08:23 > 0:08:26but I guess I can still do that after I've shown you around. Rich?
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Yeah, that's cool.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Bravo, that's that sorted then.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Scientific experiment coming through.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Clare, this is Dylan.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37My little brother - who promised he'd stay out of the way today.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I'm just trying to find a weak spot of the spiritual realms,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42so I can find Gabe and Esme.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Who are Gabe and Esme?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Oh, they're these two gho..
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Phers!- Gophers.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49We have a gopher infestation.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51And we gave them names.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yeah, anyway ready for that tour?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Adieu, ma fuse gigantesque.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59"Farewell, my gigantic space rocket?"
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Whatever.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Totally cannot wait to tell you about this awesome pedicure
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- I got in Thailand.- Right.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08The dead skin was nibbled off my feet by...
0:09:08 > 0:09:09porcupines.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Sounds disgusting.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Yeah, kind of was.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Now, that's my kind of girl.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Cute, sweet as sugar, and didn't immediately hate me.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21And now Kate's spending the whole day with her instead of me.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Take it easy on her, cuz, she's got a lot on her plate.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25First you, now Clare, and then
0:09:25 > 0:09:29that massive order she took from Kait's Bakes and...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Jimmy, what order?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33If you don't tell me,
0:09:33 > 0:09:36your new jeans are going in the washing machine, mate.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Whoa, they're hand wash only.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40OK. She just got this massive order for doggy delights
0:09:40 > 0:09:42that needs to be in by Monday.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Why didn't she mention it?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Probably didn't want to disappoint you.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Well, I've got to help her out.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Think. I've got to use some Richie magic right now.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Need a hand there, cuz?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I wouldn't mind helping to get the family back together.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Well, I could do with an assistant.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01My calculations are at a critical stage.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Heck, I've got so little on, I'm practically nude.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Ohh, TMI.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Let's go find our friends Professor Von Dylan-stein.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19You run an animal snack business?
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Wow-a-mundo. My Kait has come so far since we were at school.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Do you remember when we always used to get in trouble at school
0:10:27 > 0:10:29for laughing at Mrs O'Grady's beard.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Personally, I still think it was a dead squirrel on her chin.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Oh, I'm so glad you're back. Travelling's really changed you.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37It's totally broadened my horizons,
0:10:37 > 0:10:41but I have missed having a best friend to share it all with, though.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Tell me about it.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Since Dani's been gone, it's been like Macho Central around here.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- See what I mean?- Er... Oh!
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Stinks.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54You and Rich seem like a cute couple, though?
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Yeah, it's hard though.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I mean, something always gets in the way of us spending time together.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Well, relationships are tough.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04I should know, I once went out with this totally spiritual guy, right,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06and he insisted that I shave my head
0:11:06 > 0:11:08so that my mind could breathe more easily.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Weird.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Who's that guy?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Oh, right, yeah he's just...
0:11:16 > 0:11:18one of Rich's ancestors.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19I forget his name.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Sorry, Gabe.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Don't touch that!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Honestly, you're all fingers.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39So, what do you need me to do?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Come with me.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Pick out one of Gabe's outfits and put it on.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49You want me to dress up as Gabe?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Look, I miss him as well but getting me to dress up as him
0:11:51 > 0:11:53is a little bit weird.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Yeah, but if you look more like him,
0:11:55 > 0:11:57we may be able to contact Gabe through you.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Seriously, cuz, I don't think I can pull off lacy ghost.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Look.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Eurgh.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08It's that, or you dress up as Esme.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13Gabe works, Gabe works.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Blech!
0:12:14 > 0:12:17SMOKE ALARM BLARES
0:12:17 > 0:12:21BOTH: Oh, no, no, no.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Oh, Rich!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26I'm so sorry!
0:12:30 > 0:12:31What have you done?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Look, Jimmy told me about the big order and I thought I'd get
0:12:34 > 0:12:36a head start so we have more time for us.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I'm going to have even less time now.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- I've to clean the oven and start over.- OK, you two!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Group meeting.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Kait, how about you knock up another batch
0:12:54 > 0:12:55and I'll totally watch over them?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58That way you two can have your date.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I don't know, Clare.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Oh, I'll even tell you as soon as the dingy thing goes off
0:13:03 > 0:13:05so you can take them out yourself.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- I mean, what could possibly go wrong?- Eh?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10You'll tell me the very second that they're ready?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13You can totes rely on me, I am, like, way responsible.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18HE LAUGHS
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Are you sure?- The very second.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24All right, well, I'll go get set up for the day and,
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Clare, I owe you one.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Exciting in here, isn't it?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh, all that talk of animal treats is making me hungry.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- The coast is clear if you want to go forage.- Good.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48And I've knocked together a little something for extra safety.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50What do you think?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53You probably don't want to know.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55These are my anti-cat goggles.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58They show an image over your shoulder
0:13:58 > 0:14:01in case a cat sneaks up from behind.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05What if a cat sneaks up from in front?
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Even better, then I'd grab him by the whiskers.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13SHE GIGGLES
0:14:15 > 0:14:18If anyone ever sees me like this, I'll never live it down.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Stop complaining. Get in the chair.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Fine, just hurry up. I feel my credibility slipping away.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29All right. Now, I'm going to ask you a series of questions
0:14:29 > 0:14:31that only Gabe would know the answers to.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34I'm going to see if I can contact Gabe through you.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Yeah, because that totally doesn't creep me out or anything.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Can you feel that?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Yeah, I do. It really tickles.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43That means it's working.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Now, close your eyes and imagine you're Gabe.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I am Gabe, an 18th century dandy
0:14:49 > 0:14:51who can't play the harmonium.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52We have to increase the power.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Hehe, that really tickles.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02It's just electrostatic.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Stop it. I can't... I can't...
0:15:07 > 0:15:08HE SIGHS
0:15:08 > 0:15:11We can't do this with you squirming.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13What's that?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15ENERGY DETECTOR BEEPS
0:15:15 > 0:15:16There's a massive surge of energy
0:15:16 > 0:15:18coming from somewhere in the castle.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Let's go!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- HE MIMICS:- Let's go.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24I meant that.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Heart shaped chocolates -
0:15:29 > 0:15:30check.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Magical fairy lights -
0:15:33 > 0:15:35check.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Roses -
0:15:36 > 0:15:37check.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Ah, general romantic ambience -
0:15:42 > 0:15:44checkity check.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Start with a slow walk around the castle grounds
0:15:47 > 0:15:52before returning to a candlelit takeaway and a rom-com.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54It's coming from somewhere in here.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57What happened to me not wanting to know you're here?
0:15:57 > 0:15:58This is important.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Why are you dressed as Gabe?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Reasons. Never mind. Dylan's readings are off the scale.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Gabe and Esme may be trying to cross back over again.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Bruv, seriously.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Cuz, we might be getting the family back together.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11It's located here.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Now, Jimmy, on the count of three, open it up.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Wait, why me?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Oh, just do it.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20One...two...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Poltergeist! Poltergeist!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Run!- Watch the poltergeist!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Whoa!- No!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Not the roses!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35ORNAMENT SMASHES
0:16:35 > 0:16:37POLTERGEIST ROARS
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Oh, no.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45He got out the wrong side of bed.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I think he always gets out of the wrong side of the bed.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Look out!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I hope Rich doesn't think my business means more to me than him.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I didn't even get him a proper anniversary present.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Hang on.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04TOY SQUEAKS
0:17:06 > 0:17:09You could give him this.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- What is it?- It's this totally weird and mysterious
0:17:13 > 0:17:14puzzle thing I got in Beijing.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I was going to give it to my dad but you can have it.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19How does it work? What's the puzzle?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Don't know, maybe Rich could solve it.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- True. Thanks, Clare. - You're welcome.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Can't breathe, can't breathe, can't breathe!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Look at this place, it's wrecked.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Only a bit.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Oh, nice going, bruv.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Guess it wasn't Gabe and Esme.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50No, because Gabe and Esme are never ever coming back.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51You don't know that.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Look, bruv, if you stay stuck like this
0:17:53 > 0:17:56you're never going to make another best friend.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57I don't want another best friend.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- I want Esme.- Dylan, wait!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Look there's a whole world out there of interests to have,
0:18:04 > 0:18:05new people to meet.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09It's called growing up, Dylan.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Thanks for nothing, Rich.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Bruv, wait.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26He doesn't get it, Trafford.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I've lost my best friend.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Look, bruv, I'm sorry, yeah?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36It's all right for you, you don't miss them.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Look, of course I do,
0:18:38 > 0:18:42but Gabe and Esme wouldn't want us putting our life on hold.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Look, remember that summer I broke my leg?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48You were all like, "Yeah, I can skateboard standing on my head."
0:18:48 > 0:18:50And then you were all wriggling on the ground
0:18:50 > 0:18:52like an upturned tortoise.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Yeah, yeah, well, the point is,
0:18:54 > 0:18:56everybody was out playing
0:18:56 > 0:18:59and, well, I had to stay in.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I'd do anything to get that summer back.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Look, the longer you spend looking for Gabe and Esme,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08the more life's going to pass you by too.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I thought I could bring them home.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Maybe your research could be used for something else.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20You're right. There must be other mysteries I can solve.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Yeah, but without upsetting the poltergeist
0:19:23 > 0:19:25and without racking up big energy bills, eh?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27You've got it. Thanks, Rich.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Come here. I'm sorry, little man.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33So, Trafford, what should we look for first?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot
0:19:36 > 0:19:38or the legendary Bogmoor cow-tipper?
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Yes!
0:19:48 > 0:19:52So, Clare-monger, how do you like MY castle?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Oh, I love it, it's crazy retro,
0:19:54 > 0:19:57and so is that outfit.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58This old thing?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01I mean, all the top DJs wear this, you know.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Lace in your face.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Oh, yeah, I can dance too, you know.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Can you dance in that outfit?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Yeah, and I can do this.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13HE BEATBOXES
0:20:15 > 0:20:20I totally learnt how to beatbox in Malaysia.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Check this out.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27SHE BEATBOXES POORLY AND COUGHS
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Yeah, that was beatboxing.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33- Yeah. - ALARM RINGS
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Oh, that'll be Kait's bakes, I'd better go get her.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Wait, you can't go get her, she's on a date with Rich.- I made a promise.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Yeah, and how much happier do you think she'd be
0:20:41 > 0:20:42if we did her whole order?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Look, the recipe's on the fridge,
0:20:44 > 0:20:46and the J-Dog knows a little bit about cooking.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Check out this quatra-deck pizza I made.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53How do you even eat that?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55With great difficulty.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Ooh, cat milk.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00My favourite sort of milk.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08OK, either a herd of wild elephants ran through here
0:21:08 > 0:21:10or there was a poltergeist attack.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Yep.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- What's behind your back? - Your real anniversary present.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Ta-da. It's an ancient Chinese puzzle thingy
0:21:18 > 0:21:21because I know how you like to have your mind stretched.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23This is cool, thank you.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35My fingers are stuck.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37OK, let me see, let me see.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39OK. One, two, three, pull!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Ahh, you're not helping.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45OK, right, let's try something different, OK. Twist.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Esme. You were the best friend I ever had.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00I won't ever forget you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Time to move on.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Jimmy where's the tool box?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Cuz, cuz, mate, I fix everything with sticky tape.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27I even mended the broken shelf that way.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29GLASSES AND POTS CLANG AND SMASH
0:22:29 > 0:22:33So, did you like your Chinese finger trap, Rich?
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Finger trap?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Kait, why would you give us a finger trap for our anniversary?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I didn't know it was a finger trap.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Ooh, my bad.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Sort of gave it to Kait.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48I didn't realise it could literally trap someone's fingers.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Well, the clue's kind of in the name.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54- Wait, how are the dog treats coming along?- Good, have a look.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Wait, you got them out of the oven without me?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Yeah we've got it locked down, Kait. We even put the next batch in.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I couldn't have done it without Jimmy's help.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03It was your idea to form a production line.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06And it was your idea to pre-grease all the baking trays,
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- that saved loads of time. - I don't really mean to interrupt but
0:23:08 > 0:23:10does anybody know how to get this thing off?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- ALARM RINGS - Oh! Be with you in a minute, Rich.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15In a minute?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Well?- Might need a few more minutes.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Erm, you two love birds just go and enjoy your day.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Ow! Cuz, careful.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Look, I want to see the dog treats.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26That's probably not a good idea.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32I can't sell these.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Look, it's totally my fault,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I shouldn't have let Jimmy distract me with his showing off.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39I was showing off? You was going on about
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- all the celebrities you met on your travels.- I so wasn't.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44"Ooh, Jay-Z once smiled at me in a shopping mall."
0:23:44 > 0:23:46He did... I think.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Right that's it. I obviously can't rely on anybody but myself.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Rich, the date's cancelled, I've got to stay here
0:23:51 > 0:23:53and fix these dog treats.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Look, why don't we all chip in and
0:23:55 > 0:23:58you can look over it and make sure everything's all right, yeah?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00You'd do that?
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Well, we're going to be together forever and there'll be other dates.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Rich, where's the tool box?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08# We were close as hell
0:24:08 > 0:24:11# You mug yourself as well
0:24:12 > 0:24:15# Amazed that you can't tell
0:24:17 > 0:24:19# Well, frankly I'm just disappointed
0:24:19 > 0:24:23# I just get disappointed
0:24:25 > 0:24:27# Well, frankly I'm just disappointed
0:24:27 > 0:24:30# I just get disappointed. #
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- You did it, Kait. - No, we did it.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I mean, we work so well as a team,
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I wonder what else we could achieve.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39World peace.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Or invent a new colour.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Or we could put our heads together
0:24:42 > 0:24:44and take Bogmoor FM to the next level.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Yeah we can get some of Clare's celebrity friends
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- to do a guest spot.- Yeah, yeah, my... my celebrity friends.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Your present! I forgot to open it.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Oh, I'm so excited. OK.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Oh, Rich, it's perfect.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04See, I told you I wouldn't forget your business launching, didn't I?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07So, how do I look?
0:25:07 > 0:25:11This time next year, they'll all be wearing it on the Paris catwalks.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Oh, thanks, Rich.- What do I get?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Can I be the first to say "Yuck?"
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Where are you going with all that?
0:25:22 > 0:25:26I'm chucking it out. My ghost hunting days are over, remember?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Did he just say ghost hunting?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Oh, it's OK, I'm not doing it any more.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Because you've realised ghosts aren't real.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Isn't that right, Dylan?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Oh, right, yeah. Ghosts aren't real.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Loving the light show.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46It shouldn't be doing that, it's not even plugged in.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50This can mean only one thing.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Please tell me this is Bogmoor's first ever earthquake.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01It's more likely to be the poltergeist that lives here.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02The what?!
0:26:02 > 0:26:07Well, you were going to find out about it sooner or later.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10You are joking about the poltergeist, right?
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Poltergeist! Why didn't you ever tell me that the castle had ghosts?
0:26:15 > 0:26:20You wouldn't have come to stay if I'd told you.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Something's coming through.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24What sort of something?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27What's going on here?
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Gabe?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34We're back.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Master Jimmy, are you wearing my clothes?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43BOTH: Yeah!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Esme!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Oh, dear.