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0:00:32 > 0:00:35LEONIE CLEARS THROAT

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Guess who's bored?- Well, read a book.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40You must have a favourite book.

0:00:40 > 0:00:45Yeah! 500 Jokes You Can Play With Stinging Nettles.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Come on!

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Look, Leonie, I'm trying to read

0:00:53 > 0:00:55the Earl of Bogmoor's private journal.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Hey, look of this! There's half a page missing.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02As Jimmy would say, mystery-licious!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04All that that means is that this page

0:01:04 > 0:01:07is only half as boring as all the rest.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10100 grams of butter, 140 grams of almonds,

0:01:10 > 0:01:13and 85 grams of diced pineapple.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Looks like a recipe.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Let's hope it's a recipe for disaster.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Am I right?

0:01:19 > 0:01:24I know just the person who could help work this out for us. Come on!

0:01:27 > 0:01:31OK, so you want a cake on stilts for your giraffe's birthday party?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Yep, no problem, just need a few details.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36OK, so, what's its name?

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- SHE LAUGHS - Steve the giraffe?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44No. Yeah. Course.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Steve's a great name for a giraffe.

0:01:46 > 0:01:51- One for you. - And one for you.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- We're going to get cheesy breath. - At least we'll be cheesy together.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Cheesy is right.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00No, no, not you. Sorry, no. Yeah, that's everything I need.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Thanks for calling Kait's Bakes. Bye!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Jimmy, Gabe's about to leave if you want to say goodbye.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11I can't believe the Gabester's been invited to give a speech at some

0:02:11 > 0:02:13afterlife travel conference thing.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15I can't believe there's an afterlife travel industry.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I still can't believe there's an afterlife.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Adieu, mon fame flamant.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23"Goodbye my big hungry flamingo"?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Totally meant that.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Ready?

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Why don't you just talk to Rich? - We've tried. It didn't work out.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Besides, I'm more about actions than words.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41What do you think this is?

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Erm, Looks like a recipe for a low-fat chocolate cake.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I knew you were the person to ask.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52The first Earl of Bogmoor invented this recipe.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54I bet this is the most perfect chocolate cake.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- What does Rich like more than anything?- BOTH: Cake!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00You should totes make it for him.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Yeah, I would, but this is only half the recipe.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05If anyone can finish it, it's you.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08LEONIE: Dylan, come on, I'm still bored. >

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Good luck!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17You have remembered everything, haven't you?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Posters, leaflets, megaphone. - Whoa!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23I want everyone to hear what I have to say.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24This conference is my chance to

0:03:24 > 0:03:27shout about everything the Ghostel has achieved.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28You have your speech, right?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Just keep it short and sweet, yeah? - This IS the short version.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37DOOR CREAKS

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Well, I'll see you tomorrow. - Good luck, man.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Not that you'll need it.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- It's going to be a disaster, ain't it?- Yep.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54OFF KEY SAXOPHONE PLAYS

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Whoa! Wasn't expecting that.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I think I speak for both of us when I say, "What?".

0:04:00 > 0:04:05- Or as they say where we come from... - Hello!- Rich, what's going on?

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- How did yous two get outside? - Is that Gabe and Esme?

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Hello, there, ladies.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13I thought they weren't allowed to leave the castle.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- How come you're dressed all suave? - What's with the accents?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- How dare you disturb my tomb. - Mummy! Stop it!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Esme?- That ain't Esme.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- I'm Ellie and this is Gerard. - We've come to visit.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Didn't you get our postcard?

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Erm... Remind us what it said, again?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40We've been researching our family tree and it led us here.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42ALL: Oh!

0:04:42 > 0:04:47- So you're family! Why didn't you say so sooner? I'm Jimmy.- I'm Rich.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49And I'm Clare. Jimmy's girlfriend.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'm Kait, co-owner of the castle.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Just a friend.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Dylan. It's awesome to meet you. - Very nice to meet you too.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Do you know, you look like a very good friend of mine.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03LEONIE CLEARS THROAT

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Right, yeah, this is Leonie.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Who used all the loo roll again.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Here you go.- Thanks(!)

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Leonie, she's... Well, she's a...

0:05:12 > 0:05:13A ghost.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- I was going to say a troublemaker. - And proud!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Don't worry, we have ghosts of our own back at home.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24- You seem a lot more friendly than our ghosts.- Stick of gum?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Don't mind if I do.- The old "mousetrap in a stick of gum" trick.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30She got us all with that one.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32As if! I mean, look at this face.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Isn't this a face you can trust?

0:05:34 > 0:05:38We'd love a tour of the castle, if that's not too much bother.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Anything for family.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42You guys go on, we just need to head to the kitchen to check on...

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Things!- Yep, ordinary things.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Things that you don't need to worry about. OK, bye!

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Girls are weird, you know. - You said it. Come on, Gerard.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Would you like to come and meet my bearded dragon?- That would be great.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Come on, then!

0:06:09 > 0:06:14Wow! They really look like Gabe and Esme. So freaky.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16I inherited a lot from my papa.

0:06:16 > 0:06:21He was fearless, brave, valiant and dashing.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Just like me.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25So, what happened to him?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29He... He got eaten by a cat.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32That seems to happen a lot in your family.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34We're family of cat hunters.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36A family of cat snacks, more like.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41So, this is the spare room.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Sorry, we weren't expecting any guests.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Not a problem, Jimmy.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Now, could you put me in the direction of the little boy's room?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54It was a long journey and I'm rather busting.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Turn right, to the end on the left,

0:06:56 > 0:06:59and be careful what you put down there, all right?

0:06:59 > 0:07:00It's been a bit iffy since

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Leonie tried to put that sleeping bag down there.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Wow! So, OK, we've got more family, and they're even friendlier.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- So many friends nowadays. - What do you mean?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Kait. She called us friends.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Cuz, you just need to tell her how you feel, you know?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Treat it like it's a sales pitch or one of your business ideas.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25"Dates With Rich Ltd - quality boyfriends or your money back!"

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Something like that. - Maybe you're right.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Maybe I need to go big on this one.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Cheers, Jimmy. I've got this.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- It must be awesome to live in a castle.- Yep, we have a tonne of fun.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Well, we did before smelly here showed up.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Be nice, she's family.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49The first Earl of Bogmoor built this place.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- I wonder if he built any secret rooms.- One or two, actually.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Intriguing! Have you ever been in them?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Well, me and my best friend here, yeah,

0:07:58 > 0:08:01we messed about in them loads before his weird relatives showed up.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Ellie is a guest, show some respect.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Just because they look like Gabe and Esme

0:08:06 > 0:08:08doesn't mean we have to automatically like them.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Well, I do, and if you don't like that, you know what to do.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Fine, then. I hope you have fun with your new girlfriend.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17And I hope you'll both be very happy together.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22So, tell me more about these secret rooms.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Did you ever find any really interesting old books in there?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Wow! That looks perfect!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Shall we try a bit? - It's for Rich.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Yeah, but we want to know we got the recipe right.- Come on, then!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48AIR ESCAPES

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Maybe we could...totally chuck it in the bin?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Back to the drawing board.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28What are you doing?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Looking for the loo.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35In the cupboard? Were you about to do something disgusting?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Ah! Wondered where you got to.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Got a bit lost en route.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Do you want to go and see our radio station?- I would love to.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Is she bothering you?- Mmm... - Why do you never trust me?

0:09:47 > 0:09:52- Because you've always got a trick up your sleeve.- That's so not true!

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Did you mean that?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Come on, Gerard.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59WHOOPEE CUSHION BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:10:06 > 0:10:08So, what's different this time, then?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Well, I've added a hint of chilli

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- to bring out the sweetness in the chocolate.- Ooh, spicy!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15But remember, this cake is meant to be a surprise,

0:10:15 > 0:10:17so not a word of it to Rich.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Not a word to Rich about what?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Nothing. Nothing.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Erm... Have you been out somewhere? - No, why?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Well, you're wearing your coat and your shoes are muddy.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh, yeah, no, I went for a walk.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33You know, help clear the mind. Generate a new business idea.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34What you girls been up to?

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- We're just making a c... - KAIT CLEARS THROAT

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Casserole!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Yeah, yeah, we're just making a casserole

0:10:41 > 0:10:43to welcome the new family members, obviously.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Yeah, yeah. Well, I'll leave you to it, eh?

0:10:47 > 0:10:52- Since when did Rich go on walks? - Why, what are you thinking?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Nothing, I'm not saying he's been out to meet someone new.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- You mean a girl?- No!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59No, no, I said he's NOT doing that.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- Probably.- I'm too late. He's already met someone else.

0:11:04 > 0:11:05No, I didn't mean that.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09But unless you two get back together soon, then what's stopping him?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Now, come on, let's make this cake.- OK.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16CAKE MIX BUBBLES

0:11:16 > 0:11:18I think I'll leave you to it.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24We've got woofers, subwoofers, faders, subfaders,

0:11:24 > 0:11:26foofers, waders, and subwaders.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30And what was this room before it became a studio?

0:11:30 > 0:11:36- Well, it was mostly junk, really. - Any interesting junk among it?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- No, we just binned most of it. - Binned it?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Hi, babe-licious!

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Sorry, need to excuse myself again. Terribly long journey.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Too much orange squash.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Hi!

0:11:50 > 0:11:51What a week!

0:11:51 > 0:11:55First I get together with the most amazing girl in space and time,

0:11:55 > 0:11:58and now my family just gets even bigger.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00It means a lot to you, doesn't it?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03You know, I grew up without a family, and now I just can't get enough.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05You know, Gerard's a really nice guy.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08He does seem to use the toilet quite a lot, though, doesn't he?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Psst!

0:12:15 > 0:12:16It must be here somewhere.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19We don't know if they've even found it.

0:12:19 > 0:12:24I've tried asking, but Dylan just drones on about reptiles and books.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- All right, you two? Enjoying the castle, are we?- Absolutely.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Well, make yourselves at home,

0:12:30 > 0:12:34- and remember - what's ours is years. - Music to our ears!

0:12:35 > 0:12:38The sooner we find what we came here for,

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- the sooner we can get away from these idiots.- Agreed.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03SHE COUGHS

0:13:27 > 0:13:29I'll check over here.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- What are you doing?- Hello! What?

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Ah! Yes, fine. What? No. Yes.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- We were just admiring... - Your kitchen!- Anyway, must dash.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Need the loo.- Yeah, me too. Bursting.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02- I overheard them plotting. - Plotting what?

0:14:02 > 0:14:06They are up to something. Nobody believes me.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Maybe if you spent less time playing pranks and causing trouble

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- we'd believe you more often. - I'm telling the truth.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15I suppose they were acting a bit weird in here just now.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17See? They're up to something.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20We're going to need some proof before we tell the others.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Tonight when everyone else is in bed, I'll meet you by the front door.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25We'll catch them in the act.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29OWL HOOTS

0:14:29 > 0:14:31And Ellie wants to know everything about life at the castle.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- She's so cool. - Yeah, her and Gerard seem cool.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Maybe they take after our side of the family.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- The cool side. - I just wish Leonie liked her too.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Leonie's a fine one to talk

0:14:43 > 0:14:45after all the trouble she's caused around here.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Remember when she hid a fish in my duvet?

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Of course I remember. I had to sleep with that smell, too.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- I thought it was coming from you. - Yeah, so did I.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Do you know how many showers I had to have?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I hope they hang around.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01I've got a feeling me and Ellie could become best friends.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Look, bruv, it's great you're getting along with Ellie,

0:15:08 > 0:15:10but you do know she's not Esme, don't you?

0:15:10 > 0:15:15Well, duh! She's got a different name and she's human.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Meaning we can really have fun together.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19I know, but sometimes it can be confusing.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Especially when they look the same.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23I'm not confused.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Look, sometimes when you lose something or you lose someone,

0:15:26 > 0:15:29you try and fill in the gaps in your life.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31And not always in the right way.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36- So when you and Kait broke up, did you fill in the gap?- Yeah.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40No. Well, to be honest, I don't know.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42But this is not about me, all I'm saying is,

0:15:42 > 0:15:45keep an open mind when it comes to Ellie.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Well, I don't need to, because I already know we're going to be BFFs.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Oh! She's done it again! DYLAN LAUGHS

0:16:04 > 0:16:08You take the East Wing. I'll look in the West.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- They are up to something. You were right.- I'm always right.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29I can't believe it's taken you so long to realise.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30OK. I'll go after Ellie.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34You stay here and keep a lookout in case Gerard doubles back.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51FLOORBOARD CREAKS

0:17:39 > 0:17:43SCREAMING

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- BOTH: He's me!- Why are there two mes?!- It's not possible.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50- Have I split in two? - Only amoebas can do that.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Guys, chill out, we can explain.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Esme! When did you return from the other side?

0:17:55 > 0:17:58That's not Esme. This is Gerard and Ellie.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00They're your descendants.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02You're human?

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Fascinating.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- How did the conference go, Gabe? - A brilliant success.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12My Ghostel is well and truly on the map.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15LEONIE: Right, Yeah, OK, you can do some small talk later.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Why were these two sneaking around at night?- Here we go again.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19- Bird-watching.- Toilet.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Well, which was it? Bird-watching or looking for the toilet?

0:18:22 > 0:18:26- We were looking for...owls. - KAIT: In the toilet?

0:18:27 > 0:18:30There is a rare breed of Bogmoor owl

0:18:30 > 0:18:32which only nests in toilets.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36Yes, the...erm...rare Bogmoor toilet owl.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Well, why are you both dressed like Ninjas?

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- So we don't startle the owls. - Seems fair to me.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Please don't tell me you're actually buying this?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49RICH: Why don't we all some sleep and talk about it in the morning?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- I hope this doesn't affect our friendship.- Of course not.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I love hanging out with you, Dylan.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Goodnight, everyone.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- They are definitely up to something. - No, they are not, they're solid.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06And if you carry on like this you'll drive them away.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Do you know what? This has got to stop.

0:19:08 > 0:19:13Please, Rich. Leonie's right. Those two are definitely dodgy.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Come on, Dylan.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Dylan!- Rich!

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- I believe you. - You do?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26There's something about that Gerard's face I just don't trust.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31COCK CROWS

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Morning, second cuz, twice removed.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- We're going on a picnic if you'd like to come along.- I don't know.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41I'm very tired after our disrupted night's sleep.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45Yeah, sorry about that. What can I say? Kait and Leonie aren't family.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Hello, hello!

0:19:58 > 0:20:02They're chocolate makers. What else have you got in here?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Lovely breakfast, Gabe.- Thank you.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Wait, you've not had any cereal.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16- No, thank you. - Yoghurt? It's blueberry.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17I don't want any.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Grapefruit. Try some, it is delicious.- Get out of my face!

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Wait!

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Well, if they're not going to have any, I might as well.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35Hi! Hello! Gerard. How's it going? Good morning.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39- Excuse me, I would like to get into my bedroom.- No, listen, I...

0:20:39 > 0:20:44- I just wanted to...apologise. You know, for last night.- It's fine.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Wait! There's... There's something you need to know.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50It's really important. OK.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Erm... I...

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I...like you.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58I mean, REALLY like you. In that way.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Now it all makes sense.

0:21:13 > 0:21:18I know! I've not gone about telling you in the traditional way.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19I'll say!

0:21:19 > 0:21:23But I was thinking, maybe, you know, we could spend some time together.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Tonight. Just the two of us.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Excuse me.- No! Stop!

0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Rich, wait!- It's fine, Kait, you can like who you want.- But I don't.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52I only like...

0:21:52 > 0:21:53- I've got it!- Got what?

0:21:53 > 0:21:57Everything we need to prove that Gerard and Ellie are up to no good.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58Not this again. I'm confused.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01You fancy Gerard or do you think he's dodgy?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Go get the others and we'll explain everything.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Chocolate! Lovely, lovely chocolate.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Chocolate is full of sugar and fat.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17You should be eating a balanced diet

0:22:17 > 0:22:19with five portions of fruit and veg a day.

0:22:19 > 0:22:25- Well... Chocolate comes from cocoa, right?- Right.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- And cocoa comes from a tree.- Yes.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32- And fruit grows on trees.- OK.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36So, it's pretty much one of my five day.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39It's practically a...salad!

0:22:43 > 0:22:46I cannot believe you would break into our bedrooms

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- and sneak through our private belongings.- We are family.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- You ain't my family.- You're a fine one to talk about sneaking around.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Perhaps they could explain why they never mentioned

0:22:55 > 0:22:58they were artisan chocolatiers.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02It didn't seem important.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Making chocolate isn't exactly a crime.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Well, can you explain why

0:23:06 > 0:23:09we found half a chocolate cake recipe in your luggage.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11- What?- What does that prove?

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Is that why you wanted to know about the old secret rooms?

0:23:14 > 0:23:17So you could find the other half of the recipe?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Dylan was looking through the Earl's secret journal

0:23:19 > 0:23:22and he found half a recipe for the perfect chocolate cake.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24I gave it to Kait to try and complete.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28And Leonie found the other half in their suitcase.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31All right, it's true. That's why we came here.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34The Earl, our shared ancestor,

0:23:34 > 0:23:39knew he had created the perfect chocolate cake.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42One so rich and sweet that people

0:23:42 > 0:23:45would go mad with desire for more chocolate.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49And best of all, it could be eaten without making people put on weight.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Unlike most chocolate cake, it was actually good for you.

0:23:52 > 0:23:58The Earl knew that if the recipe ever got out it would cause chaos.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00People would do anything for it.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02So the Earl tore it in half

0:24:02 > 0:24:05and sent half of it to our ancestors in England.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07And stashed the other half here in the castle.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10So you wanted the recipe for your chocolate business.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13That recipe would make us billionaires.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16- So why didn't you just ask for it? - Yeah, families share stuff.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Well, in that case.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Thanks! Gerard, run!- Stop them!

0:24:21 > 0:24:24If that recipe gets out, it could destroy the world!

0:24:24 > 0:24:27And people say that I'm a drama queen!

0:24:34 > 0:24:38- It's stuck!- Let me!

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Cheers, ears!

0:24:41 > 0:24:45That's our recipe! It is our inheritance.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Technically, it's half your inheritance.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49This recipe is well dangerous.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51We're going to destroy before it causes any more chaos.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Leave that to me.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Excuse me.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00I am ashamed to be your ancestor!

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Fine!

0:25:03 > 0:25:07We're going. But this isn't the last you've seen of us.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23- I owe you an apology. - Nah, just promise me one thing.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27- That you'll believe every single thing I ever say from now on.- Deal.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Cool. Your... Your laces are untied.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38- So you really didn't fancy Gerard? - So not my type.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41I am strangely offended.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45- So what is your type. - You know, rich boys.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Well, one RICH boy in particular.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Meet me in the kitchen in an hour.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03- In here.- What is this? - It's a surprise.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11- Stop. Ready?- Yeah.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Ta da!

0:26:12 > 0:26:17- You made it?- Yeah. I made it for you.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- Hey!- You can have some too.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23I thought you were going to destroy the recipe.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30There. Come on, we had to try it first.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32It's perfect.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36- Just like you. - CHEERING

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Shut up! I was really worried that you'd found somebody else.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43Oh, no, I have. I'll introduce you if you like. Come!

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Her name's Nelly.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55A local girl, beautiful brown eyes, blonde flowing hair,

0:26:55 > 0:26:57a long tail that swishes side to side

0:26:57 > 0:26:58to keep the flies away from her bum.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Well, I hope that the two of you are really happy to...

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Wait, a tail?

0:27:05 > 0:27:07HORSE SNORTS

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Meet Nelly.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13I started horse riding lessons.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Ah, so that's where you snuck out to yesterday.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- I thought we could go riding together.- You'd do that for me?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20I'd do anything for you.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Yuk.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Let's go get cake.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35- Come on, guys. Let's leave them to it.- I wish I could have cake.