0:00:29 > 0:00:35# Silent night
0:00:35 > 0:00:39# Holy night
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# All is calm... #
0:00:42 > 0:00:45'Twas the night before Christmas
0:00:45 > 0:00:49When all through the house
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Not a creature was stirring
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Not even a mouse.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS
0:00:57 > 0:01:01The stockings were hung on the chimney with care
0:01:01 > 0:01:04In hope that St Nicholas soon...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Be quiet!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I spent all day hunting cats...
0:01:08 > 0:01:09HE SPITS
0:01:09 > 0:01:11..and I need to rest.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Well, you should have taken the day off, Carlos. It is Christmas!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16I don't do days off!
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Whoa!
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Forget about Christmas Eve, more like Cross-Mouse Eve!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23SHE LAUGHS
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Cross-Mouse Eve!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Do you get it? Cos Christmas...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29No?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31SHE SIGHS
0:01:34 > 0:01:36BOOK BANGS SHUT
0:01:36 > 0:01:37(Sorry.)
0:02:09 > 0:02:10HE SIGHS
0:02:12 > 0:02:14BAUBLE CRUNCHES
0:02:17 > 0:02:18HE SIGHS
0:02:27 > 0:02:29My friends...
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I am sorry for everything.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I bid you this final farewell.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I shall miss you all.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43DOOR CREAKS
0:02:43 > 0:02:46WIND BLOWS
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Now that's how you make an entrance.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Merry Christmas, brother!- Shh!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53You'll wake the others.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55They'll get over it.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Now brace yourself. I'm coming in for a big Christmas hug.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Esme, wait, I have something...
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I've missed you, Gabe. I can't wait to spend Christmas with you.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04HE SIGHS
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I fear you may have had a wasted visit.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10There will be no Christmas for me.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- I am going. - Going crazy? Going to the toilet?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Going...?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18You're not leaving again?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I have done something terrible.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22I have...
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I have ruined Christmas.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26How did you manage that?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28It all began yesterday.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30On Christmas Eve.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36# On the fourth day of Christmas My true love sent to me
0:03:36 > 0:03:37# Four calling birds
0:03:37 > 0:03:39# Three French hens
0:03:39 > 0:03:40# Two turtle doves
0:03:40 > 0:03:44# And a partridge in a pear tree
0:03:44 > 0:03:49# On the fifth day of Christmas My true love sent to me
0:03:49 > 0:03:53# Five gold rings
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Four calling birds Three French hens
0:03:56 > 0:04:00# Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree
0:04:01 > 0:04:06# On the sixth day of Christmas My true love sent to me
0:04:06 > 0:04:11# Six geese a-laying Five gold rings
0:04:11 > 0:04:14# Four calling birds Three French hens
0:04:14 > 0:04:19# Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree
0:04:19 > 0:04:20HE SIGHS
0:04:20 > 0:04:24# On the seventh day of Christmas My true love sent to me
0:04:24 > 0:04:26# Seven swans a-swimming
0:04:26 > 0:04:28# Six geese a-laying
0:04:28 > 0:04:30# Five...
0:04:30 > 0:04:34# golden rings!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36# Four birds are calling... #
0:04:36 > 0:04:39And at number three it's the French hens...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Coming in at number two, turtle doves.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Our numero uno weirdest present of all time is...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47a partridge in a pear tree.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Seriously? Who gives someone a partridge in a tree for Christmas?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Plus, how do we beat that next Christmas?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54A vulture in a rosebush?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Pigeons in a rubber plant?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Penguin in a hedge? - Well, that's our list.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Why not text or e-mail us
0:04:59 > 0:05:02with the weirdest present you've ever received?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Up next, some more cast-iron Christmas classics.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Bang out some Christmas bells, booya!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10JINGLE: 'BOGMOOR FM!'
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Ahh...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15It's good to be back in chilly Bogmoor for Christmas this year.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Yeah, couldn't imagine having Christmas somewhere hot.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Sweat or snow? No competition.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Try building a sweat man. Not easy.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Ugh, gross. I'd rather not think about that, thanks.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30You know, the thing I missed most was definitely Christmas carols.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32You can't beat a bit of tradition.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34What are those?
0:05:34 > 0:05:35These?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38These are Balinese skull amulets.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40They ward off evil spirits.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- I got them from... - Let me guess, Bali?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46The internet.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Well, they're not very Christmassy. Got anything else?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Erm...
0:05:51 > 0:05:52- CLATTERING - Oh!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Luminous penguins!
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Now you're talking!
0:06:06 > 0:06:10It's Christmas!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Wow, someone's excited.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Dude, this is my first Christmas since the '70s.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18That's 40-odd Christmases I missed out on.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I want everything I never got.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Go on, read it.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25OK, so you want...
0:06:25 > 0:06:26I want...
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Space hoppers...- (Space hoppers!)
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Catapults...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Spud guns...- Spud guns!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'm not sure whether this stuff is still around.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Most of it sounds lethal.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Chill out, grandad boring!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Nobody in the '70s ever got hurt by any of this stuff.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Says the dead girl.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Hey! Got us these.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Should be able to fit it all in there.- Ooh...
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Why are they so smelly?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55I don't know. I found them in an old chest.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Maybe they belonged to a giant with stinky feet.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Festive greetings, Master Dylan, Lady Leonie!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Yo, Gabriella! How's the cooking going?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07So far, so good.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I put the turkey in early
0:07:09 > 0:07:12to avoid a repeat of last year's undercooked fiasco.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- I thought the turkey was going to get up and run away.- Yeah.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Would you care for a mince pie? - Don't mind if I do.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22The secret ingredient is minced turkeys' necks.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- With vinegar.- Oh! - DYLAN SPLUTTERS
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Urgh...- Hey, Gabester.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Would you mind washing our Christmas stockings for us?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32It would be my pleasure.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I will have them smelling piney-fresh and clean
0:07:34 > 0:07:36for the big day.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Toodle-pip.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Ugh...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- RICH:- Coming up, we announce the winners
0:07:42 > 0:07:45of our "design a sandwich at Christmas" competition.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Looks like Jimmy's started judging that one as I speak.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Christmas punch?- Whoa! Oh!
0:07:51 > 0:07:52What have you done?!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- RADIO DISTORTS - I'll give you a Christmas punch!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Gabe, you can't just pop up in the middle of a show!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01It was an accident! I wish to spread my Christmas cheer!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Make like some butter and spread yourself somewhere else.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07The village was relying on us to give them Christmas joy.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- I didn't mean to... - Seriously, mate, just get lost.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Yeah, before you do more damage.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- GABE SIGHS - I am sorry.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Oh, come on, have some dignity.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Ooh!
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Oh, ooh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29HE BLOWS FRANTICALLY
0:08:29 > 0:08:31The turkey!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Yo, Gabriella.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Did you, um... manage to wash our stockings?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Of course, Lady Leonie.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- I believe they have just finished. - Wicked.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Thanks, Gabe.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Massive Christmas present stash, here we come!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oh, dear.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52What have you done?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56We're not going to be able to fit any Christmas presents in there.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Unless we want nothing for Christmas except a tiny bean.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Or a thimble.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Or a subatomic particle.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Perhaps if I wash them again
0:09:05 > 0:09:08they will revert back to their former size.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Washing machines don't work like that, Gabe.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Thanks, Gabe.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Thanks a lot(!)
0:09:14 > 0:09:19If we get nothing for Christmas, I'm holding you responsible.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Even if I do say so myself - wow.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Like, majorly epic wowbombs.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I should think so after six hours decorating this place.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35The boys are going to love it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39I've got a really good feeling about Christmas this year.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Goodness!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45You have done a most remarkable job.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- What a transformation. - Thanks, Gabe!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Only one thing left to do now,
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- putting the star on the top of the tree.- Oh...
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Would you perchance permit me the honour?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Erm, well...I sort of promised Jimmy he could do it.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04He'll get over it. Here you go, Gabe. Be our guest.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Thank you.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Er, now...be careful, Gabe.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15OK, easy...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Gabe!
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Be careful!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Oh!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Oh!
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Sorry...
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Oh!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I...
0:10:27 > 0:10:28KAIT SIGHS
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Six hours' work!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32I just wanted to help.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Oh, you've helped, all right, helped ruin Christmas.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Yeah, nice job(!)
0:10:38 > 0:10:40GABE SIGHS
0:10:43 > 0:10:46So you're going to give up because you made a few mistakes?
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Big deal!- This is more than a few mistakes, sister.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52We know how important Christmas is to our friends.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Stop being such a drama queen!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Everyone messes up.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Well, except me, but I'm perfect.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02It just seems I can never get anything right.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04You know, you're such a buzzkill.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08"I'm the ghost of Christmas moping about feeling sorry for myself."
0:11:08 > 0:11:10With good reason.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Sometimes I wish I had never existed.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Whoa, careful, brother of mine!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Wishes around Christmas tend to come true.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20If only this one would.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Fine. You've asked for it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29How are you doing that?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Ghosts get a few new tricks this time of year.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34It's about time you found out just how important you are.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Remember this?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- So, that's all we have time... - That's all we have...
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Time for... - Time...
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Are you going to say it?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I don't even know where we are now, I'm lost.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Basically, bye, Bogmouth.. - No, Bogmoor, Bogmoor FM?
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Bog...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- FEEDBACK SQUEALS - Ow!- Ooh!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- What was you doing?- This is your radio station.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'm not going to lie, Jimmy, but I was en pointe.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- I was there! - No, you got your lines wrong!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00You didn't even know what you were saying! It was your fault!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I remember this. It was last year,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05the day Masters Rich and Jimmy staged their first radio show.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- That was a disaster. - What an embarrassment.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10If I wasn't wearing these slick garms,
0:12:10 > 0:12:12you'd see that I'm red from the ankles up.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I don't think we're cut out to be DJs.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18We might as well forget it and find something else to do with our time.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21That was amazing.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25I've just been listening on the radio-phoney-and-visiony device.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26You were... What is it?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Swagger...
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Licious?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31No Gabe, it was more like fail-icious.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34You sounded spectacular to me.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- You are going to be stars. - Yeah, shooting stars.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- The ones that crash and burn. - Yeah, we're just going to give up.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42But you can't give up on your dreams.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I never gave up on learning the harmonium.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- No offence, Gabe, but your harmonium playing is pretty botch.- Exactly!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Nobody becomes an expert overnight.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55I'm still learning, and the best way to learn...
0:12:57 > 0:12:59..is to do.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01He has got a point, you know.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Please keep trying.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06You are going to be truly special DJs.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10What do you reckon? Shall we try again tomorrow?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I guess we couldn't get any worse.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Cheers for that, Gabe. - What would we do without you?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20TUNELESS HARMONIUM CHORDS
0:13:22 > 0:13:23You see? If you hadn't been there,
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Jimmy and Rich would have never followed their dream.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Well, I'm sure they'd have found their way eventually.- Really?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Why don't we go to another timeline
0:13:32 > 0:13:35where you weren't there to convince Rich or Jimmy to carry on.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Look what would have happened, all because you hadn't been there.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- RICH:- Interesting, yes.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Ha!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50What do we think, James?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53My tornado diorama is almost complete.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Spectacular work, Richard.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00I especially love your attention to detail on the cotton wool clouds.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh!
0:14:02 > 0:14:03It's just marvellous!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Morning tea, James?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Don't mind if I do, Richard.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12MUSIC: Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Sister, what has happened to them?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19They lost all confidence in themselves,
0:14:19 > 0:14:20then they lost their swagger.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Without Bogmoor FM to inspire them, they took up a new hobby.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Amateur weather forecasting.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30I sketched a lovely stratocumulus cloud formation this afternoon.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34As you can see, it is shaped like Lady Gaga with a runny nose.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35JIMMY CHUCKLES
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Do you know I once saw a nimbostratus
0:14:38 > 0:14:41that looked like Justin Bieber wrestling an alligator.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Fascinating!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45I will add your sightings to my records immediately.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Ooh!
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Oh, my diorama!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50My diorama!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52I intended that.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53It's ruined!
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Calm down, Richard, it is just a storm in a teacup.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58- Oh!- Ah!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- No, no, no!- Oh!
0:15:00 > 0:15:01RICH SCREAMS
0:15:02 > 0:15:08If I had never existed, Masters Rich and Jimmy would turn into that?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Not cool, right?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Like, the opposite of cool, like, melted thermometer not cool.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15At least tell me they still got together
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- with Ladies Kaitlyn and Clare? - Afraid not.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22They just spend all day staring at clouds. Big snooze, right?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23The horror!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26But it changes nothing, sister.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Look at this room!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I have wrecked all Lady Kait and Clare's hard work.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Well, let's see if you change your mind
0:15:35 > 0:15:38once you find out what happens to them without you around.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40CLICKS HER FINGERS
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Ah! Don't open that! There's a big...
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Clare, they've burned!- Well, I tried to get them out but they...
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Look at them! You've ruined everything.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49No-one eats your pies anyway.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Yes, they do, they're my top sellers, actually.- Top sellers for pigs!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Obviously - I run a pet snacks business.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56This was months ago,
0:15:56 > 0:16:00the day Ladies Kaitlyn and Clare had a big argument.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02You are such a control freak!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Well, at least I'm not a complete chicken!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Lady Kaitlyn, Lady Clare, what on earth is going on?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11She burnt my order of pies cos she wouldn't get them out of the oven.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- I tried but there was a big spider in the way.- What, this?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17This spider?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- KAIT GASPS - Don't touch it!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21It's the green bit off the top of a tomato.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24You're actually scared of a tomato stem!
0:16:24 > 0:16:25KAIT SCREAMS
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Ladies, please! You're friends!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Remember how much you missed one another when Clare was travelling?
0:16:31 > 0:16:32I suppose.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Then why don't you stop this, and start the pies again?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38There will surely be no harm done.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46CLARE SIGHS
0:16:46 > 0:16:47What are we doing?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I don't know.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51You're still totally my bestie.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53And you're mine!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Thanks, Gabe. - What would we do without you?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01What, indeed?
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Let's find out.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Shall we go to the future, brother?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Merry Christmas! - Festive salutations, friendly girl.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22Now, is it me, or does that cloud look like Ed Sheeran taking a bath?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24She's not here, is she?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27No, Clare, Kaitlyn is not here.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Phew! She is totally the last person I want to see this Christmas.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33You're still not talking?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36No, I won't be talking to her ever again.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Like I care, anyway.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- Guys, I brought you presents. - Presents?!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44You didn't have to get us presents!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Open them!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Ah! A new thermos flask, with non-slippy coating!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53These will certainly come in handy when we go cloud spotting!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54JIMMY AND RICH CHUCKLE
0:17:54 > 0:17:58I shall fill mine with warming broth.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Or perhaps vegetable.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Ecstatic!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04KNOCK AT DOOR
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Don't open it! It might be...
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Merry Chris... Oh...
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Her. DOOR SLAMS
0:18:10 > 0:18:11What's she doing here?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Tell Kait that "she" has a name,
0:18:13 > 0:18:16and "she" could say the same thing about her.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Well, tell Clare that Kait still hasn't forgiven her
0:18:18 > 0:18:21for ruining her business, and never will.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Tell Kait that Clare hasn't forgiven her either
0:18:23 > 0:18:26for being a bossy control freak, and won't until she apologises.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Apologises for what? You called me names and trashed my order.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Let it go! I never called you names, you Christmas grinch!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35CLARE GASPS How dare you call me a grinch?!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37No, take that! KAIT SCREAMS
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- No, you take that!- Oh!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Now this!- Oh!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I spent ages on these mince pies!
0:18:43 > 0:18:44SCREAMING
0:18:44 > 0:18:48This is going to be a great Christmas, I do not think!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50At least they're talking again.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Stop it! Stop it!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56I can't believe my friends could fall out so easily.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59All because you didn't exist.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Are you sure you're not just inventing these visions?
0:19:02 > 0:19:03As if I'd do that.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06This is exactly what would happen if you weren't around.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Scout's honour.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09You are not a scout.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Wouldn't you want to find out
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- what would happen to Dylan and Leonie without you?- Do I want to?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16It's up to you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Theirs is perhaps the saddest story of them all.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Tell me. I need to know.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Well, let's go back once again.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Do you remember this, brother? - I do remember this.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Master Dylan was testing the limits of our ghost powers.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38You are certain this isn't dangerous?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41So what if it is? Live a little.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43That's easier said than done when you're a ghost.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I want to test how you're physically able
0:19:46 > 0:19:49to interact with the mortal realm as well as each other.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50You mean like this?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Don't do that!
0:19:54 > 0:19:55This experiment will discover
0:19:55 > 0:19:59whether you are really dead or just in a different state of existence.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Here we go.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07MACHINE WHIZZES AND BLEEPS
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- Fascinating data! - MACHINE BLEEPS
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- What is this?- Look out!
0:20:13 > 0:20:14What is it?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17The machine's gone onto overdrive!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Leonie, get down!
0:20:21 > 0:20:22CRASHING
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Seriously heavy!
0:20:24 > 0:20:25I don't know what happened.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Chill out, it was fun.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I'm just glad you were here to help.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Ta for that, Gabester.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Happy to be of help.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- ESME:- You see, brother?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39If you hadn't been there, the energy would have struck Leonie.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- What would have happened to her? - Are you sure you want to know?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Sister, show me! - SHE SIGHS
0:20:45 > 0:20:46SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- The machine's gone onto overdrive. - Whoa! What is it?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Look out!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Ahh!
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Leonie?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Leonie, where are you?
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Look, I'm really sorry, the machine was on overload, and..
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Dylan?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Dylan! Dylan!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18What happened?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22The energy must have somehow fused you with the mirror.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25You can get me out, though, can't you?
0:21:25 > 0:21:26I mean, you're really smart.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I know you can get me out.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Dylan?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Dylan, get me out of here!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Dylan!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Dylan!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- ESME:- 'Without you there to save Leonie,'
0:21:39 > 0:21:43she would have been trapped in that mirror forever.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Sister, I have seen enough.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53So much would be different had I never existed.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54My friends' lives would be...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56A total suck-fest.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I was going to say "different."
0:21:59 > 0:22:03But, yes, they certainly seemed less happy.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Now do you see the difference you make? To everyone?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08HE SIGHS
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I had no idea.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Good!
0:22:13 > 0:22:18Right, phew! Crisis over. Now we can have some fun.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20But I still ruined Christmas.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24How can I look them in the eye on Christmas morning after what I did?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Cheer up, Grumpy-Claus!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28There's still a few hours till the sun comes up,
0:22:28 > 0:22:30and if we've learnt anything tonight,
0:22:30 > 0:22:32it's that you are the king of fixing things.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Will you help me?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38What do you think I've been doing all night?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Putting a few decorations back up is nothing compared to that.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47SLEIGH BELLS JINGLE
0:22:54 > 0:22:57It's Christmas, it's Christmas!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Wake up, sleepyhead!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Ha! I got you this.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- What time is it?- It's opening presents time, silly. Budge up!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Here you go.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09You did get me something, didn't you?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Here's your present.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14OK...after three.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16One...two...three.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28BOTH: Best present ever!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30ROXY GIGGLES
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Merry Christ-mouse, Carlos.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Merry Christ-mouse, Roxy.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48ALL: Merry Christmas!
0:23:48 > 0:23:49It's proper freezing out here.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Well, come inside, we've got loads of presents here.- Yeah...
0:23:52 > 0:23:55If we got any after our stockings got shrunk.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58If I know Father Christmas, he would have found a way.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03KAIT GIGGLES
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Ooh...
0:24:04 > 0:24:05POP
0:24:05 > 0:24:08It's like kissing a snowman! My lips were stuck!
0:24:08 > 0:24:09THEY LAUGH
0:24:15 > 0:24:16LAUGHTER
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Whoa! Look at our stockings, Dylan!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
0:24:21 > 0:24:22This is so nice!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- This is so cool!- It looks amazing.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Merry Christmas, everyone!
0:24:28 > 0:24:32You have no idea how wonderful it is to see you all.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36You sounded like you've not seen us in a week.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37It feels like even longer.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39You fixed the tree.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40And the decorations.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45- And our stockings. - Actually, I made some new stockings.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Thanks, Gabe.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Oh, and what is that yummy smell?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50That would be the turkey in the oven.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52How did you do all this in one night?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- What would we do without you, Gabe? - Well...
0:24:55 > 0:24:56I had a little help.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Surprise!
0:24:59 > 0:25:00ALL: Esme!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Hey, BFF, I've missed you. - I missed you too.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07How's the afterlife? Boring as ever?
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Let's just say Christmas is way more fun in the mortal realm.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Tell me about it!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15OK, guys, let's catch up later. Presents, people!
0:25:15 > 0:25:16Woo-hoo!
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Dylan, this is for you.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Merry Christmas.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30# Every time it snows I see you
0:25:30 > 0:25:35# And I feel no cold
0:25:36 > 0:25:41# As you lend me your coat
0:25:41 > 0:25:45# Through the pale white glow I... #
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Oh, oh, oh! We should totally sing a Christmas carol.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51THEY ALL GROAN
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Oh, please! I didn't get any Christmas music last year.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55KNOCK AT DOOR
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I wonder who that could be.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Oh, it's carol singers.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Come in, guys.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10HARMONIUM PLAYS
0:26:10 > 0:26:12This really is the perfect Christmas.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14# ..fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la
0:26:14 > 0:26:17# 'Tis the season to be jolly
0:26:17 > 0:26:19# Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la
0:26:19 > 0:26:22# Don we now our gay apparel
0:26:22 > 0:26:24# Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la
0:26:24 > 0:26:27# Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
0:26:27 > 0:26:29# Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la #
0:26:29 > 0:26:31LAUGHTER
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Oh, I love being a ghost at Christmas!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Merry Christmas, guys!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37ALL: Merry Christmas, everyone!