0:00:30 > 0:00:32It's time to introduce you to the newest member
0:00:32 > 0:00:34of the Rich And Jimmy Show here on Bogmoor FM.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Ladies and gentlemen,
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- drumroll please. - DRUMROLL
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Let's get a round of applause to our right-hand girl, Clare!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Good morning, everyone.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45This is Clare,
0:00:45 > 0:00:49totally speaking to you live from Bogmoor Castle, where...
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- STATIC WHINES - Oh, no!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53NO, I just hit the thingy and it went berserk.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56BAGPIPES PLAY AND MONKEY SHRIEKS Guys!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Hmm...
0:01:00 > 0:01:03And this is where Masters Rich and Dylan sleep.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Wotcha, Dyl.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Cool room.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Whoa, beds were never this bouncy back in the '70s.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14Maybe you and Leonie would like to do something together today?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Gabe, I'm already busy.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Please, Master Dylan,
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I'm meant to be finding guests for my Ghostel,
0:01:21 > 0:01:23but she keeps pranking me.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25What's wrong with pranking people?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- HIS EAR SQUELCHES - Ah!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Is that why you came back? Just to annoy people?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Whatever it takes - wedgies, custard pies in their face,
0:01:35 > 0:01:39frogs in their pants... Nobody let me do anything in the afterlife.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42What about your friends? You had friends, didn't you?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Not a best friend. Everyone over there is way boring.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Whoa, what is this thing?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51That's Rich's video camera.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53But it's so tiny.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55In my day, cameras were the size of a house.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Let's go film some pranks.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Erm, put it down, it's breakable.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I was always pranking my brothers.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Don't you want to have fun with Rich and his mates?
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Have fun with them, or have fun by winding them up?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12How are we ever going to become best buds
0:02:12 > 0:02:14if we don't have a laugh together?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16It's what Esme would have wanted.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- I guess so.- Cool beans.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Come on, Professor.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29DANCE MUSIC PLAYS (This way. Quiet.)
0:02:29 > 0:02:32We'd like to invite musical acts from across the Bogmoor area
0:02:32 > 0:02:35to come in and perform a live set for us.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- (Press record.)- If you reckon you've got what it takes
0:02:37 > 0:02:40to rock the airwaves then just give us at call at the usual...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- THUD! - Ah!- Oh!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Ha-ha!- Ha-ha!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Too funny!- Dude, did we get it?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Yeah.- Hey, we're in the middle of a show.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Sorry, dudes, it was an accident.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52How was that an accident?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I'm still getting used to these new ghost powers.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yeah, well, what happened is I bruised my bottom.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Ah, both cheeks.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Ugh, TMI.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03And you used my camera to film it?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Please can we use it, Rich?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07As long as your new best friend don't break it.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Hey, did I hear you're inviting bands
0:03:09 > 0:03:11to perform on your radio thingy?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Yeah, why?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Well, as an apology, how about I find you a band?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17My favourite band, in fact.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20I happen to know they're looking to make a comeback.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- It is a ghost one, right?- Mm-hmm.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26I'm not sure a ghost band really counts as live music.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30No, you'll love this lot, they're dead good. Get it?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32What do we think? Maybe they could be the first guests
0:03:32 > 0:03:34at Gabe's Ghostel, huh?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Are you sure this isn't a wind-up?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Isn't this a face you can trust?
0:03:42 > 0:03:47My first proper Ghostel guests. I am so nervous...
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Look, you've worked hard on this. It's a big moment.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51I just hope they enjoy their stay.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53We don't even know who these visitors are yet.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Chill out, their lead singer is a musical legend.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I played Dylan some of their stuff and he loved it.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I'm not sure I said I loved it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05I think my exact words were, "Ow, that's hurting my ears."
0:04:05 > 0:04:07'70s music's cool with me - disco ruled!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09MUSIC: Give It Up by KC And The Sunshine Band
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Ah, yeah, ah...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12It wasn't all disco -
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- we also had funk, glam... - DOOR CREAKS
0:04:14 > 0:04:16..prog, heavy metal...
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Guys, meet The Dead Headz.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22What are you all looking at?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Anyone would think you'd never seen a rock legend before.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Dylan, get filming. This is going to be seriously bugged out.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I'm Gabe and I'll be looking after you
0:04:38 > 0:04:39during your stay at Bogmoor Castle.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Whatever you need, just ask.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45OK, well, I want a gold-plated Rolls-Royce,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48a Bengal Tiger and a large bowl of cherries with the stones removed.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Ah, I'm afraid ghosts cannot eat.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Don't tell me what I can't do.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56I'm right on it.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58And that goes for the rest of you.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00We're about to do our first gig in decades, and you -
0:05:00 > 0:05:01you're going to do as we say.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04And don't forget, I'm nasty.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Yeah, we can see that.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Johnny Nasty, lead vocals and guitar.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09This is Anna-Key, Bass.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10That's Tommy Putrid, drums.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Don't let him near your cat if I was you - or he'll eat it, in a bun.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Good job we don't have a cat.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Right, well, I'm Kait and I'm the producer
0:05:18 > 0:05:20on the Rich And Jimmy Show on Bogmoor FM.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Well, we're looking forward to you performing, Mr Nasty.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Especially me, I'm your biggest fan.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27It was... It was me who sent the invite.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Who gave you permission to film us?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Me and Dylan are making a rockumentary, man -
0:05:31 > 0:05:34The Dead Headz Reunion: Live After Death.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37We can stop if it's a problem.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40No, it's... It's fine, just... make sure I look good.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Take a picture if you want, it'll last longer.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45SHE GIGGLES AND SIGHS
0:05:45 > 0:05:49And I don't like any of these - get rid of them.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Wow, he's so real and raw.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56And he's rude and he's smelly.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00MUSIC: I Will Never Let You Down by Rita Ora
0:06:00 > 0:06:01I can't believe a gang of ghost rockers
0:06:01 > 0:06:04are staying at the castle. I mean, this is a nightmare.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I know, they make Linkin Park look like Taylor Swift.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08They're not just staying, remember -
0:06:08 > 0:06:11they're performing live on our radio show.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15I bet they're sensitive deep down, especially that Johnny.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Talking like that, anyone'd think you'd fancy him.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Well, he is kind of cute,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22once you get past the grunge and the greasy hair.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Why would you want to?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Look, as soon as they play their live set
0:06:26 > 0:06:27and get out of here the better.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Do you know what they need?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31A manager. You know, somebody who can really put them in their place.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, great volunteering, then, Kait.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Ho-ho, hang on, no, no, no... - Look, if my girlfriend
0:06:36 > 0:06:39can't get The Dead Headz to behave, nobody can.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44We could be co-managers.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Right, Kait, come on -
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- let's knock those rockers into shape.- Ugh...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51You know, if anyone should be the first band
0:06:51 > 0:06:54to perform on Bogmoor FM, it should be us.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55I mean, we could do a song,
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- but there's one problem. - What's that?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Well, our songs don't have any lyrics.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Mmm?- They don't have any music.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- OK.- Thinking about it, they don't have anything.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07That could be a problem.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Yeah, this is more like it. We'll have this room.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- But this is... - Have you got us our tiger yet?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I'm working on it, Master Nasty.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23First, there are a few rules here at the Ghostel.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Rules?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26We've been dead for almost 40 years, mate,
0:07:26 > 0:07:30now we're back, all we're going to be doing is breaking rules.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Nevertheless, no teleporting after 8 o'clock,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36no harassing the Ghostel staff with ghost powers,
0:07:36 > 0:07:37and strictly no lock...
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Get us our tiger, now!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44And some space hoppers.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45What are space...
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Don't ask questions, just get them.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50We want to party like it's 1976.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Yeah!- Ow!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59They've got the right idea. There's way too many rules in life.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04Rules exist for a reason - like the rule we have about the washing up.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06We take it in turns.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Guess whose turn it is today.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Wait, who came up with that rule?
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Well, we did.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16So, we can just come up with any rule at any time?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Yes, but...- Well, great.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22New rule - Roxy never has to do the washing up again.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Hee-hee! Yay!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28No more boring washing up, no more boring cleaning, no more rules!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Let's just rock out like them.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Woo-hoo!- Ha-ha!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- LEONIE:- We find The Dead Headz preparing for their big comeback.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Yeah!- Dylan, hold the camera steady!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42It's not easy with all the bouncing.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45MUSIC: No Feelings by Sex Pistols
0:08:48 > 0:08:51# I've seen you in the mirror when the story began
0:08:51 > 0:08:52# And I fell in love with you
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- # I love your mortal sin... # - Please, that's an antique!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57# Your brains are locked away but I love your company
0:08:57 > 0:08:59# I only ever leave you when you got no money
0:08:59 > 0:09:02# I got no emotions for anybody else
0:09:02 > 0:09:05# You better understand I'm in love with myself
0:09:05 > 0:09:07# Myself... #
0:09:07 > 0:09:09That belonged to my father!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14# I've no feeling
0:09:14 > 0:09:17# No feeling
0:09:17 > 0:09:18# I've no feeling... #
0:09:18 > 0:09:20They shall be the death of me.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# For anybody else... #
0:09:22 > 0:09:25You're a ghost, you'll get over it.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30# Seen his picture hanging on your wall. #
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Erm, what do you two want?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34We're going to be your managers while you're here.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36We don't need managing.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Tough, you've got a really busy day and it needs organising.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41First, you totally need to rehearse for that gig.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43We've never rehearsed, like, ever.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Feels like it...takes the edge off things. We're more...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48More spontaneous.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Like that time I cooked my guitar on stage and started eating it.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53GUITAR RIFF PLAYS
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Right, well, we're not going to risk
0:09:54 > 0:09:57putting you live on air without hearing you first.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Please, Johnny?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Do it for me?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Fine, we'll do your stupid rehearsal,
0:10:04 > 0:10:08but you watch - Dead Headz are going to rock this castle to the ground.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I hope he doesn't mean that literally.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20# We rock, yeah We rock, yeah
0:10:20 > 0:10:22# We're the Dead, The Dead Headz
0:10:22 > 0:10:25# We rock, yeah We rock, yeah
0:10:25 > 0:10:28# We're the dead, The Dead Headz
0:10:28 > 0:10:31# Break what we want Break what we want
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# Break what we want
0:10:34 > 0:10:38# We rock, yeah We rock, yeah. #
0:10:39 > 0:10:41That was our song Break What We Want.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45What do you guys reckon? Rocktastic, eh?
0:10:45 > 0:10:49It was so exciting and real.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Real awful. - I mean, I'm still shaking.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I don't think my ears will ever be clean after that.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54We can't play that on our show.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- That was literally the worst thing I've ever heard in my life...- Huh?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- ..and I've even heard Rich snoring.- When?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Look, the thing is, we only play modern stuff on Bogmoor FM.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05You know, stuff with tunes like this.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Ah, turn it off - that's total rubbish, man.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12If that's the sort of garbage that passes for music these days,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14it's just as well we came back.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Well, you're wasting your time,
0:11:15 > 0:11:18because we've already got an act for the show later.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Have you?- Jimmy?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Yeah, me and Rich. So you might as well go home.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Get lost. We've waited 40-odd years to do this comeback gig.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28We miss being rock stars.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31You don't even have any tunes, do you?
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Well, we haven't, not yet.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33But we will.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36So, hold on, how are you going to play a live show
0:11:36 > 0:11:37with no songs, fish-head?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Well, the show's not till later
0:11:39 > 0:11:40so there's plenty of time for them
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- to write something. - Kait, don't encourage him.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I know you can do it. I believe in you.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48All right, well, if we blow your mind
0:11:48 > 0:11:49with something that we've written,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52you've got to promise to go back to the afterlife.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55In the unlikely event that a pair of fancy-dress muppets
0:11:55 > 0:11:57can blow us away then, yeah, fine, we'll go back.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Yes!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02But if you don't, then we're staying here...forever.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Wow.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11# I know you love me
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- # I know you care - I know you care
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- # Just call my name - Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
0:12:16 > 0:12:19# I'll brush your hair... #
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Do you know what? It's impossible to write under this pressure.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24We've got to write something by this afternoon,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27otherwise The Dead Headz are going to ruin our show.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- And they'll never leave. - We can't let that happen.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- I can't even hear myself sing. - HEAVY METAL PLAYS
0:12:31 > 0:12:33What happens if we just try and split up?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Already? We've only just formed the band!- No, no, no.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I mean I'll work on the music, you work on the lyrics
0:12:38 > 0:12:40and we'll just try and put it together.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Another Rich and Jimmy mashup. I like it.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45ROOF CRUMBLES
0:12:45 > 0:12:48We need to get a wiggle on, cuz, before they demolish this place.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Right, come on, let's go. We can do this.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56HEAVY METAL PLAYS
0:12:56 > 0:12:58It doesn't feel very me.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00If we're going to hang out with The Dead Headz
0:13:00 > 0:13:04and finish our rockumentary, we need to look the part.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Can't we just hang out, the two of us, like me and Esme did?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10It is just the two of us Dylan -
0:13:10 > 0:13:14the two of us and a group of rock legends.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17You need to be less science geek and more rock monster.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20If you say so.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Now, let's see your demon horns.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25HEAVY METAL PLAYS
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Cue the tongue...
0:13:27 > 0:13:28and headbang!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32You're perfect.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36HEAVY METAL PLAYS LOUDER
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I've finished putting the new studs on your jacket, Master Nasty.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46What have you done?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Heavy petal, just like you asked.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54It was meant to read "heavy metal", you whopping great flake.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57It sounded like you said "petal".
0:13:57 > 0:14:00It's very difficult to hear you above all this noise.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Well, I don't want people thinking I'm into flowers, do I?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05You are into flowers?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08No...just take it off.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Oh.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16MUSIC STOPS Oi, we were listening to that.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Look, we need to have a strategy meeting.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Anyone would think you was just stalling
0:14:21 > 0:14:24so your boyfriend and his mate have more time to write a song.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- We're not stalling.- Erm...
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Pretty please, Johnny. We don't mean to put you out,
0:14:31 > 0:14:35but we'd just really like to hear what you've got to say.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38See, now, she knows how to talk to us - not like you, you're just rude.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I'm rude?! You've been nothing but rude since you got here.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Oh, shut up.- Oh!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Fine, we'll do your meeting, but she's not welcome.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Fine with me. Looks like you're on your own.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Ow!- Oh...
0:14:53 > 0:14:54(Ow!)
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Now...
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I've quit. They're impossible! And the worst thing is,
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I think Clare actually likes that Johnny guy.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07What, you mean LIKES likes?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10No, no, no, you can't be serious, you're having a giraffe.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- It's not possible.- Please tell me that you've written a song
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- that's going to send them three packing?- We're working on it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Go on, then, what have you got?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Well, it's nothing.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Don't be so modest.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22No, really, it's nothing.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26That's it.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29OK, well, it's a good start, you know, something to build on.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Now, Jimmy, you jump in with what you've got.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Well, I've got two words, are you ready?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35# I believe... #
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- They're both good words, though. - They are, right?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Why don't you start with that, and then, I don't know,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42feel your way into the song, innit?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44OK, got you, feel it.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49# I believe
0:15:49 > 0:15:52# Music will set you free
0:15:52 > 0:15:56# If you just dare to dream
0:15:56 > 0:15:59# Release the beat inside of me... #
0:16:00 > 0:16:03OK, OK, I've got it. All right, ready?
0:16:03 > 0:16:08# You can do anything that you put your heart into
0:16:08 > 0:16:13# It can be anything if you know the feeling's true
0:16:13 > 0:16:17# So put your trust in the music
0:16:17 > 0:16:20# Just use it to better you
0:16:20 > 0:16:22# If you want, you know
0:16:22 > 0:16:24# You know
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- # Just flow with the rhythm - Just flow with the rhythm
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- # It will guide you to the freedom - It will guide you to the freedom. #
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Boys, I think we've got a hit.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36So, what's a download?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Well, that's how people get their music these days.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Ooh! They mostly just stream it from the internet.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- They do what from the what?- Ooh...
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Oh, and I just thought... Ah!
0:16:45 > 0:16:49That, erm, you could totally give away a freebie of your new music
0:16:49 > 0:16:51to get people interested.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53You want us to just give it away? Are you off your kettle?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Well, it's just to let your fans in the ghost community know
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- that you're back. - That's just stupid.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00We want our people to pay for our message.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04See, I knew you were about something.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08So, what is your message?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Well, that's... It's like...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- Stop asking stupid questions!- Ah!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16OK.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Next item...
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Erm...
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I got your note about a world tour.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Yeah, we want to play big places,
0:17:25 > 0:17:29you know, like stadiums, festivals - hello, Glastonbury! Ha-ha!
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Right, the thing is, because you're ghosts
0:17:33 > 0:17:37that might be a teeny bit of a problem...ish.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38What sort of problem?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Well...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oi, out! You're banned, remember?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Rich and Jimmy would like to play you their new song.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46I have got to see this!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Whoa! Hoo...
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Where's the kids with the camera?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01I want to film these two embarrassing themselves.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03What happened to you?
0:18:03 > 0:18:04He's a rocker now.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Massive improvement.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- My brother don't need improving, all right?- I told you.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09So leave him alone.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12GHOSTS: Ooh!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Where are you going?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Real friends don't try and change each other.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24All right, then, so let's hear this "sick" song.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Hope you're ready to go home, cos you're about to get blown away.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29- You ready, cuz?- Let's do this.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Kait, you might want to record this one.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42# I believe music will set you free
0:18:42 > 0:18:47# If you just dare to dream Release the beat inside of me... #
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Wow, guys, this is seriously amazeballs.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52# You can do anything that you put your heart into... #
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Well, yeah, I suppose, if you're into that sort of stuff.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Guess you'll be heading back to the afterlife then?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00# So put your trust in the music
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- # Just use it to... # - EQUIPMENT BUZZES AND WHIRS
0:19:03 > 0:19:06MUSIC DISTORTS
0:19:08 > 0:19:10# What you do, in the groove... #
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- THEIR VOICES DISTORT - # Flow with the rhythm
0:19:13 > 0:19:15# It will guide you to the freedom... #
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Whoa!
0:19:17 > 0:19:18What happened?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Ugh, don't look at me.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Erm, was it meant to sound like that?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Well, then. Looks like I'll be sticking around after all, eh?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30HEAVY METAL PLAYS
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Looks like The Dead Headz are staying.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Thanks for inviting them here and totally ruining life at the castle.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39You knew they'd cause chaos.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I was trying to impress you, Dylan.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44I want to be your mate - I've never had one before, not a best one.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Why am I not surprised? - What's that supposed to mean?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Well, you've been rude to my friends,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52you've invited a bunch of metalheads to my home
0:19:52 > 0:19:54and you've made me change who I really am.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Fine, if that's how you feel, I don't need you anyway -
0:19:57 > 0:20:00I've got The Dead Headz. See you around - not.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08What happened?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Please tell me we didn't sound like that.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11What are we doing to do?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I am spent.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Trying to keep up with Master Nasty's demands is impossible.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19What's he asked for now?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22A hovercraft made out of diamonds, full of chocolate buttons,
0:20:22 > 0:20:24driven by a giraffe.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I am starting to suspect they are toying with me.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30What gave it away? The giraffe or the diamond hovercraft?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Well, we're just going to have to get used to it
0:20:32 > 0:20:34cos they're not going to go anywhere.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37There must be something you can do to salvage that noise.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38You can't let them beat you.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS - That's it, a beat.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Look, Jimmy, do you reckon you can programme a beat behind that mess?
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Shouldn't be too hard.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48All right, well, we'll remix it with a decent beat,
0:20:48 > 0:20:49add some new layers on top,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52and we'll have to play that for the show.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54How will that get rid of The Dead Headz?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Well, we're going to have to test their popularity,
0:20:56 > 0:20:59get the listeners to vote for which song they prefer.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I knew you'd think of something.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05HEAVY METAL PLAYS
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Hey, we should form our own band,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09invent our own musical style -
0:21:09 > 0:21:11mouse pop.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I have no time to be in a band,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I have cats...to hunt. HE SPITS
0:21:16 > 0:21:19You're always hunting cats. You need a hobby.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21You should learn a musical instrument.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24There are no mouse-sized instruments.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25What about the mouse organ?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27There is no such thing.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Really?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35What do you call this, then, Carlos?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37SHE GRUNTS
0:21:41 > 0:21:43SHE PLAYS ORGAN
0:21:46 > 0:21:48What do you mean, "no world tour"?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Well, you came from the afterlife into the castle -
0:21:51 > 0:21:52it means you're kind of stuck here.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55What, forever? With those losers?
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Na, I ain't having that.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Eh, those losers are my friends.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Stop your whining.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02- LEONIE:- Yeah, loser.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05And you can totes cut that out too.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Sorry.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11We have got a proposal.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Still reckon you've got loads of fans?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Of course, we're legends.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18All right, well, let's cast a vote.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21We'll play some of our song on air, then we'll play yours.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24And then we'll ask the listeners which one they prefer.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Fine, I just hope you're hungry,
0:22:26 > 0:22:29because you're going to be eating those words.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34# Smash it now, smash it now
0:22:34 > 0:22:36# Worry about it later
0:22:36 > 0:22:40# Smash it now, smash it now
0:22:40 > 0:22:42# Worry about it later
0:22:42 > 0:22:45# Later. #
0:22:45 > 0:22:49That was our song Smash It Now And Worry About It Later, baby.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52As you can probably tell, it's one of the ballads.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54All right, now it's our turn.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59# Just dare to dream
0:22:59 > 0:23:01# Release the beat inside of me
0:23:01 > 0:23:06# You can do anything that you put your heart into
0:23:06 > 0:23:11# You can be anything if you know the feeling's true... #
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- That's not your song. - I got it remixed.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15You did what? You ain't even playing it live.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Get with it - everyone remixes things these days, Grandad.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Oi, don't call me that.- Or what?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Or you'll regret it.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24How will I regret it?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26You know you'll... You'll just...
0:23:26 > 0:23:30You'll regret hurting my feelings and stuff.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32# Just flow with the rhythm
0:23:32 > 0:23:34# It'll guide you to the freedom. #
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Whoo!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39What? You didn't applaud us.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41That's cos we didn't like your song.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43So now you've heard both songs, old and new,
0:23:43 > 0:23:47do you vote for old retro Dead Headz...
0:23:47 > 0:23:49..Or the fresh beats of Rich and Jimmy?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Vote now via the Bogmoor FM website.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56Ooh, votes are coming in for both songs now.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- That's one for Dead Headz. - Ha, in front. Eat it.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01And ten for Rich and Jimmy,
0:24:01 > 0:24:0320, 46...
0:24:03 > 0:24:05What? Stop just reading out theirs - read some of ours too.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I'm not, you've only got one vote
0:24:07 > 0:24:08and it was from a horse.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11252 for Rich and Jimmy.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12This is just stupid,
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- it's clearly rigged. - Stop being such a sore loser.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16What if I like being such a sore loser?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Then you're an even bigger idiot than you already look.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Blimey, you don't...
0:24:21 > 0:24:22No need to get personal.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Never knew you had it in you, Jimmy.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Sorry, Johnny, but Rich and Jimmy's song is way better.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Oi! Traitor.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36It's the 21st century now, things have changed - maybe I should too.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39A deal's a deal, losers.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Fine, we were going anyway.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44I'm sick of this dump. Come on.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Woo-hoo!- Yeah!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48That's what I'm talking about.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Did you hear, bruv? We sent them packing.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Great.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00What's up?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02I miss Esme.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05I wish things could just stay the same.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09But nothing ever does.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13I'm guessing things ain't working out with you and Leonie, then?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15She's just too different to me.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Well, look how different me and Kait are.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23It took us forever to admit that we liked each other.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Girls are weird.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Boys are weirder.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Maybe give Leonie a chance, eh?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32I'm sure you both need a friend.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- KNOCK AT DOOR - I came to say bye.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41I'll leave you to it, eh?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Sorry I tried to change you.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50I just thought... if you were more like me,
0:25:50 > 0:25:52you might like me more.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Esme liked me for who I am.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I can see why you were her best mate.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00No, don't go.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03You want me to stay?
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Just promise you won't invite any more rock-heads to the castle, yeah?
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Look at this face - isn't this a face you can trust?
0:26:12 > 0:26:16You know what, Dylan? I think I'm going to love it here. Heh-heh.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Sorry your comeback was a flop.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Na, you beat us fair and square.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22So what's going to happen now?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Don't know, maybe head back to the afterlife,
0:26:24 > 0:26:26take up a new hobby.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Like what?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30The thing is, I never wanted to be a rocker.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34I always wanted to be a poet, but everybody said I wasn't good enough,
0:26:34 > 0:26:35you know, made fun of me.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40Aw, see? I knew he was sensitive deep down.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42HE COUGHS
0:26:42 > 0:26:44# Oh, hairy, hairy, hairy bear
0:26:44 > 0:26:47# Why so hairy there and there?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50# And there and there And there and there
0:26:50 > 0:26:54# Oh, hairy, hairy, hairy bear. #
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Yeah, maybe not. - FOOTSTEPS THUD
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Ah, Master Nasty, there's been a delivery.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- It's for you.- For me?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Just this way.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Gabe, what's in this? Looks really heavy.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18One Bengal tiger, as requested.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20TIGER ROARS Oh!
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Back to the afterlife!
0:27:21 > 0:27:24TIGER GROWLS
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Everybody out!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28THEY SCREAM AND TIGER GROWLS