That Sinking Feeling

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0:00:32 > 0:00:36That's the snacks and the sobbing sorted, have you got the DVD?

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Bogmoor Sounds would love to play your DJ night. PJ night?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Not DJ night?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I think we'll have to get back to you on that one.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45I thought it was a job for me and Jimmy.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Since we started Bogmoor Sounds

0:00:47 > 0:00:50the only job we've done is write the jingle for Bogmoor FM.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Oh, yeah, the movie.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Sorry. No more work talk. Let's get this film started, eh?

0:00:56 > 0:00:59So we can finally have our date.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01THEME TO TITANIC

0:01:01 > 0:01:03CHIMING

0:01:03 > 0:01:07That'll be an email from the Home For Miserable Monkeys, one minute.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11HE TURNS DVD OFF

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Whoa, who stole your space hopper?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Sorry, history homework.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Bor-ing!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Hang on, you're from history.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Just the most groovy time in history, dude. The '70s.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34You don't get style like this these days.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37That's no use. I've got to write an essay about someone who

0:01:37 > 0:01:40lived between the 1900s to 1950s.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Oh, nice one, Rich.- What? - I can't believe you just did that.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Far out, an argument. Let's go and make it worse.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49How did I ruin the end of the film?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52By telling me the ending - I've never seen it before.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Kait.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Kait!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Look, Kait, I'm sorry,

0:01:58 > 0:02:01but I thought everybody knew the Titanic sank at the end.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Spoiler to the max alert - talk about giving away the ending.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09That was next on my Ghost-flix list.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Oh. Film's still on, might as well go and watch it now.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16But what about my homework?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19It's a known fact that if you're stuck on something, by focusing

0:02:19 > 0:02:22on something completely different, your mind will work it out.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Is that true? - Yeah, sure, why not?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31What is all this shouting about?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Oh, Titanic...

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Leo and Kate.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38My favourite.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46TITANIC END MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Finally.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Are you guys crying?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53No, I have something in my eye.

0:02:53 > 0:02:58Certainly not, Miss Leonie, I've got a touch of hay fever.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00But you're a ghost.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Well, it is a sad film,

0:03:02 > 0:03:05and to think they said that it was the unsinkable ship.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08But wait, this is a true story?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Indeed it is, Master Dylan.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15The Titanic sank on the 15th April, 1912.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19But that's great! I mean, for my history homework.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22You must know someone from the ghostel who was on the Titanic.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I'm afraid I don't.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26But I do know someone who can help.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31TITANIC STARTS AGAIN

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Well, I'm only watching it again to be of help to Master Dylan.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Course you are.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Never let go, Jack...

0:03:48 > 0:03:50DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:57 > 0:03:59What are you doing?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02You'll never guess what's just happened.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I've just been contacted by the best programme on telly.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Celebrity Pets on Ice?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- No, Street Dance Academy. - What?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12They saw my video online and want me to audition for the next show.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15They have the best catering van in the industry -

0:04:15 > 0:04:17talk about living the dream.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19I thought we were setting up a music business.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Well, I guess if this happens we'll just have to put it on hold.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24But that's a big if, cuz.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25So I thought you and Kait

0:04:25 > 0:04:28were supposed to be doing the whole boy-girl thing today?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30We are, in the ten seconds we've actually spent together.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I tell you what, Jimbo,

0:04:32 > 0:04:36having a girlfriend ain't all it's cracked up to be. For starters...

0:04:36 > 0:04:38He's always on the phone and when he's not

0:04:38 > 0:04:40he's thinking about who to phone next.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42He's constantly distracted by something that's not me.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- It drives me nuts. - We all need to chill more.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Well, how do I get Rich to chill more?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Suggest doing something wow-some?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53What, like arranging postcards?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Oh, I am not arranging postcards, oh, no,

0:04:56 > 0:05:00I am creating a visual tableau of my trip.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Really?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05You need something wild and cool

0:05:05 > 0:05:07that makes her see what a total legend you are.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I can see why you've got girlfriend trouble.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Hm?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13A goldfish pays more attention than you.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17You know what, Jimmy, you're right.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19I need to show Kait how much I care about her.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Thanks, man.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Any time, bro-ski.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Hey, just don't include your toenail collection.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Apparently, girls don't dig it.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30You can't suggest that.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Fine, I guess mucking out horse poo isn't very romantic,

0:05:33 > 0:05:35but that was my last idea.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Oh, why is this so hard?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Right, you're over-thinking this.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41What do you and Rich like to do?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Argue, bicker, disagree.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Right, then do something fun where you can do that.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Like...join a debating club.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Thanks, Clare, but I think I'll go and find Rich

0:05:52 > 0:05:55and we'll figure something out together.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Ohhh! - SHE GROANS

0:06:05 > 0:06:07'The path of true love is never easy.'

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Rubbish. It's a breeze if you know what you're doing.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12And you do?

0:06:12 > 0:06:17All a mouse needs to win a lady over is to puff up his chest, wax his

0:06:17 > 0:06:22whiskers and make sure he's got the cheesiest breath in the mouse pack.

0:06:22 > 0:06:28Really? And that's worked on, remind me, how many girlfriends you've had?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Oh, yeah, that's right, none.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34That is not true. What about Suzie?

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Suzie was a rubber mouse that we found in the bin.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I did not know that when I asked her out.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Face it, you need a new approach.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44What is this?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47That's a toothbrush. I think it'll really help with your love life.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49What?

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Ugh!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58And guess what, at the Ghost Awards I won Best Use of Rattling Chains.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01That's great, Esme.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03I'm telling you, the afterlife's a blast.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Sounds fun. Wish I was there too.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Then you'd be dead. Things can't be that bad.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12It's this history homework, it's driving me crazy.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Can't Gabe help?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17He's a walking encyclopaedia for boring historical facts.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Not this time, but I'm hoping YOU can.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Do you know anyone over there who was on the Titanic?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Not yet, but I'm sure I can find someone. Leave it with me,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I'll send someone over with a totally unique take on it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31You're the best, Esme.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Where's Kait?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Looking for you to suggest something fun to do.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44No need, because I've booked us a romantic balloon ride.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47We'll soar into the skies and cuddle under the clouds, eh?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49And fall off the side.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I take it you don't know about Kait's fear of heights?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54She even gets queasy standing on a chair.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56All right, plan B.

0:07:56 > 0:08:02What about a picnic on a boat in the middle of Lake Bogmoor?

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Bad idea. Kate's got no sea legs, you see.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09She has to take tablets just to have a bath.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Flower show?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Hay fever.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Then I'm all out of ideas.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18How about a romantic dinner?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20There's one problem, I don't know how to cook.

0:08:20 > 0:08:25Relax, I learnt the most amazing recipes from this jungle tribe

0:08:25 > 0:08:31in Malaysia. I will just use chicken instead of saltwater crocodile.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Uhh... Uhh!

0:08:33 > 0:08:34CRASH

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Gabe my man, you've got rhythm.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Really?

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Surely not, Master Jimmy, but you, now, you certainly -

0:08:59 > 0:09:03and I think the modern phrase is - cut a fine rug.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05I don't know much about carpets, Gabe, I'm just trying to

0:09:05 > 0:09:07get my moves straight for my audition.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Audition? For what, may I ask?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Street Dance Academy.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14They're got the best catering van in the business.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I literally drool just thinking about it.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19But aren't you and Master Rich setting up Bogmoor Sounds?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21You think I'm letting him down?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24If I get on the show and have to leave, Rich will get mad,

0:09:24 > 0:09:26the whole castle will fall apart -

0:09:26 > 0:09:28that's what you were about to say, right?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Actually, I was going to say how impressed I am

0:09:30 > 0:09:32that you're working so hard to follow your dreams.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36For real? You're right, I should do the audition.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Thanks for the pep talk, Gabe.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Any time.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- This is a dish I tried in Bali. - That's a goat's head.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Totally, but we could always replace it with an onion or something.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58It looks really complicated.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00It'll be worth it.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02When Kait sees what you've done she'll be like,

0:10:02 > 0:10:05"Oh, you're the best boyfriend ever."

0:10:05 > 0:10:09You'll earn enough Brownie points to last you a lifetime.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Don't poke my nose.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Don't touch MY nose.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Rich! - I ain't ticklish.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Rich! - Are you ticklish?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Rich! - What are you two doing?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19- Nothing! - Nothing!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Rich was just helping me with my visual diary.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25He's got some super fab ideas of how to display them, haven't you?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Oh, so you've got time to help Clare

0:10:28 > 0:10:30but not time to watch a film with me?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Hang on, you're the one who stormed off, remember?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34You guys need an energy reboot,

0:10:34 > 0:10:37a little technique I picked up on my travels.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Come here.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Right, now, let's hug it all out until the bad vibes dissolve, yeah?

0:10:42 > 0:10:46And breathe. Ahhh...

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I can't believe I'm actually going to meet someone who

0:10:52 > 0:10:54was on the Titanic.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56May I suggest you be gentle

0:10:56 > 0:10:58with whomever Esme has sent, Master Dylan?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01After such a terrible ordeal they will need to be handled gently.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Boo! Ha-ha.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06I do apologise, but I love a good scare,

0:11:06 > 0:11:09and the problem with the afterlife is ghosts don't get spooked.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13You must be Dylan, and you two must be Gabe and Leonie.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I'm Irma.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Honoured to meet you, my lady.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21So, Dylan, I understand you want to learn about life on the Titanic.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Yes, please.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Now, you talk and I'll record, I don't want to miss one juicy bit.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31My goodness, you're able to capture my voice in that.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Is there a very tiny man inside writing it all down?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I'll handle this.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39There isn't, my lady.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41It may seem strange to you,

0:11:41 > 0:11:46but in the modern age that tiny device can transmit voices.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48It's called...

0:11:48 > 0:11:49A mobile phone!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51I know! I'm sorry, I'm only joking,

0:11:51 > 0:11:54we use them all the time in the afterlife.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Dig your style, lady.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00So, Dylan, what would you like to know?

0:12:00 > 0:12:05Everything - where you slept to what pets you had, what happened

0:12:05 > 0:12:09when you hit the iceberg and started to sink -

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I want a blow by blow account.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Then a blow by blow account you shall get, though I can't help you

0:12:15 > 0:12:20with that last part since, as we all know, the Titanic never sank.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Heavens, what a thought. - SHE LAUGHS

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Sank?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Excuse me, my lady, but you are telling us

0:12:28 > 0:12:32that you sailed on the Titanic and finished your journey?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Well, I should hope so, for the cost of it.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Now, Dylan, let me start at the beginning

0:12:38 > 0:12:41when I first set foot upon the ship...

0:12:41 > 0:12:45My, what a beast she was. Built in Belfast,

0:12:45 > 0:12:49she was the biggest thing I'd ever seen, almost 900 feet long...

0:12:49 > 0:12:51You're going to have to tell her.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54No way, Master Dylan, you are.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Something tells me this is going to be fun.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Rich, uh, hello?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Have you forgotten the romantic meal you're meant to be preparing?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09I'm meant to be spending the day with Kait, how can

0:13:09 > 0:13:11I do that by being in the kitchen cooking up a three course meal?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Leave it with me.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15I have got a fantabulous idea.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19She will be completely Zen by the time you return.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24BELL TINKLES

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Now, this will totally fill the room with good vibes.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31I saw someone do this in a temple in India.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Are you sure he wasn't swatting a fly?- You may mock,

0:13:35 > 0:13:38but with the positivity I am channelling in here,

0:13:38 > 0:13:42you and Rich can't fail to have a good time!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Me and Rich, is that a joke?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46He's probably on his phone right now making plans that have got

0:13:46 > 0:13:48nothing to do with me.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49BELL TINKLES

0:13:49 > 0:13:52SHE BLOWS

0:13:52 > 0:13:57So, you want us to re-enact my journey as if you were there?

0:13:57 > 0:14:00I reckon it would help me get a better idea of what really happened.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04What really, REALLY happened.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Could you be any less subtle?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08What a marvellous idea.

0:14:08 > 0:14:13Well, to start, you must learn to walk as if you were on the Titanic.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Oh, no, no, no, no, we certainly didn't walk like that.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22We mostly walked like this,

0:14:22 > 0:14:25on account of the large waves.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28We'd stroll along the promenade deck to take some air

0:14:28 > 0:14:32and walk the dogs. Of course we didn't poop and scoop in those days

0:14:32 > 0:14:37so you had to be extra vigilant about every step. Watch the poo!

0:14:37 > 0:14:40She doesn't remember the iceberg, but she remembers that.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Bizarre-o.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Listen, thanks for helping out, what with your audition and all.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52You needed a pro, cuz, don't sweat it.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54We make a good team, man.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58Not that'll matter if you get into that dance academy, though.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00I probably won't. Like, do you know how many people audition?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Like, a gazillion.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Still, what happens if you do?

0:15:04 > 0:15:07What's going to happen to Bogmoor Sounds?

0:15:07 > 0:15:10I guess we'll just have to put it on hold until I get back,

0:15:10 > 0:15:12but that's OK, right, cuz?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Yeah, man. I mean, I've got other stuff to keep me busy, haven't I?

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Mm, something smells fantabulous.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Clare, hello!

0:15:24 > 0:15:28Hola, bonjour, how are you doing?

0:15:28 > 0:15:32I thought you was keeping Kait distracted?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Don't fret, mi amigo. Yeah, she's glued to her laptop,

0:15:35 > 0:15:37barely even registered I was there.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40I'd better go and check she's not throwing darts at my picture.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Are you two cool to cover for a bit, yeah?- Yeah.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45I'll take this. Woop.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50My visual diary!

0:15:50 > 0:15:51You mean the postcards?

0:15:51 > 0:15:54I thought it was easier to see them like that,

0:15:54 > 0:15:57kind of like a visual tableau.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Sorry, you probably wanted to do something totally different.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03No...they're amazing.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05You're like...

0:16:05 > 0:16:08the Picasso of postcards.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Thanks.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12# Just kiss me slowly... #

0:16:12 > 0:16:14HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Soup, soup, soup, soup, soup...

0:16:16 > 0:16:17PAN CLANGS

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Ooh! Pretty cool of you to help Rich out.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23It's not like we all haven't got busy lives, right?

0:16:23 > 0:16:27I was just telling Kait about this freedom van I rode in.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31Van! Catering van! My audition! I've got to go.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Phone call took longer than I thought,

0:16:38 > 0:16:41but I promise that's it, yeah?

0:16:41 > 0:16:46Here you are, take my phone. Let's get this film started, eh?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48THEME TO TITANIC

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Do you know what? I think we might need more popcorn.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Rich!

0:16:58 > 0:16:59PHONE VIBRATES

0:17:13 > 0:17:14I thought Jimmy was going to help out?

0:17:14 > 0:17:18He said something about an audition, but chillax, food's ready,

0:17:18 > 0:17:20just needs reheating.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24All that's left to prepare is the palace of lurve for dining in.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Thanks, Clare.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I just hope it's not too late.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31After running out again I'm probably in the frame for most

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- flakiest boyfriend ever right now. FRENCH ACCENT:- Eh, it's impossible!

0:17:34 > 0:17:38I filled that room with so much positive energy,

0:17:38 > 0:17:41I guarantee that right now Kait is sat there smiling

0:17:41 > 0:17:45thinking about what an amazing boyfriend you are.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49That's for spending more time on your phone than with me.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55And that's for ruining the film for me.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59That's because you're a big fat liar.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01And that's just because ew!

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Let's see how much Clare likes you with no clothes left to wear.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10That bossy one has a real temper.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12She's throwing all his clothes out.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Oh, I like the look of that sock.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Here's your knife and fork.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22You're saying that on a dinner date I need to use these to eat my food?

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Why can't you just do this?

0:18:23 > 0:18:26LOUD CHOMPING

0:18:26 > 0:18:28HE BELCHES

0:18:28 > 0:18:30You know, thinking about it,

0:18:30 > 0:18:33maybe Suzie the rubber mouse is the perfect girlfriend for you.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Have you still got her number? - No.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42I've been thinking, guys, if you're going to re-enact

0:18:42 > 0:18:46the Titanic's journey, you should at least do it in a boat, or a...

0:18:46 > 0:18:49a kind of boat thing.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53I am not convinced this is seaworthy, Master Dylan.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54LOUD THUD

0:18:56 > 0:18:58It will be with me as captain.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02Come on, Irma, let's set sail in our very own boat for the final

0:19:02 > 0:19:04part of our journey.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08The cold, icy, bitter part of the journey.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Could you be any more of a buzz kill?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Anchors away, Captain!

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Iceberg ahead.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Shouldn't you be getting back to Kait?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21She's probably dealing with another animal snack emergency.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Kait's just really determined.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26I remember this one egg and spoon race right, where

0:19:26 > 0:19:30she dropped the egg, broke it, glued it back together and still won.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34I mean, relationships shouldn't be so hard, should they?

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Jimmy says it's because you two are so alike -

0:19:37 > 0:19:43stubborn yet sensitive, passionate yet shy, romantic yet guarded.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45He does, does he?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Well, he actually described you as two odd socks

0:19:47 > 0:19:50left in the bottom drawer, but I know what he meant.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Oh, talking of Jimmy, I forgot to ask him

0:19:53 > 0:19:56how long to leave the sauce on for. I'd better go and do that.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58It's all right, I'll go.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Not bad, not bad at all! Just a few flowers from the garden

0:20:05 > 0:20:09and this place will rival Paris for romance.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10LOUD DANCE MUSIC

0:20:22 > 0:20:26That's for having an ego bigger than this castle.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29And this is for being the worst boyfriend ever.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33That is so not good.

0:20:40 > 0:20:46Thanks, Jimmy, that was more than awesome. It was...schmawesome!

0:20:46 > 0:20:49- We'll be in touch with our decision soon.- Bye.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Schmawesome. I'll take that.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Oh, hey.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Have you been there long?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Long enough to see how totally schmawesome you were.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01For real? You think I was good?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04More than good. No way you're not going to get through.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05But wait, why are you here?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Rich just wanted to know how long to heat the sauce for.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Just a few minutes. Shall I go tell him?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13No, no, I'll take care of it.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Do you think it's going to work, this romantic dinner Rich has

0:21:19 > 0:21:21got planned?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yeah. Well, I don't see why it wouldn't.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25After all the food we made.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28That spicy salsa alone is enough to make anyone's heart race faster.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32PHONE RINGS

0:21:33 > 0:21:35It's the producer from Street Dance Academy.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37I've got to take this.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Hello?

0:21:40 > 0:21:41Yeah.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44I got on!

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Oh, my days, that's amazing! Congratulations.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49We've got to celebrate.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52No time, they want me there immediately, I've got to pack.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53See you!

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Oh, come on, this is ridiculous. Whoa, whoa, not the skinny jeans!

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Give me one good reason not to. - I haven't done anything wrong.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10I saw you and Clare laughing and joking in the kitchen.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- I swear me and Clare was just... - Just what?

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Please let me show you, yeah?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Surprise.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26This is what me and Clare have been doing.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29I wanted to make a big romantic gesture, but since..

0:22:29 > 0:22:31You can barely make toast.

0:22:31 > 0:22:36Well, she offered to help me and that's why I kept disappearing.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Can we finally have our romantic date?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Yes, please.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54Oh, and over there is where I cheated at shuffleboard. Shh!

0:22:54 > 0:22:56I don't think this is helping jog her memory.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00No, me neither. She'll be talking about dinner and dancing next.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03This is feeling way too much like hard work.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08I don't think that's such a good idea, Lady Leonie.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Your ghost powers are a little untested.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Chill out, I've got this ghost stuff down.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Stairs! Stairs!

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Thank goodness, for a moment there I thought something awful was

0:23:21 > 0:23:23going to happen.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Whoa! Whoa!

0:23:25 > 0:23:26You were saying?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28IRMA SCREAMS

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Stop it!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32BANGING AND THUDDING

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Collision ahead! Jump!

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Go, go, go, go!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Oh, heavens.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Clearly it was all your fault.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02You were meant to be steering the ship.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04You were the captain, Master Dylan,

0:24:04 > 0:24:06and only a bad captain blames his crew.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08What are you on about?

0:24:08 > 0:24:11That was a total blast. Did you see their faces?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I haven't seen that much chaos since...

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Since the Titanic sank?

0:24:16 > 0:24:20I remember what happened now - we did hit an iceberg,

0:24:20 > 0:24:22the Titanic did sink.

0:24:22 > 0:24:27I must have blocked it from my memory. The crash made me recall it.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34I'm sorry if this has upset you, milady.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Perhaps we should never have made you recall what happened.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43No, I'm glad, otherwise I would never fully appreciate

0:24:43 > 0:24:45the life I had afterwards.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48So you didn't die on the Titanic?

0:24:48 > 0:24:52No, I was lucky. I got onto one of the 16 lifeboats

0:24:52 > 0:24:55and went on to live a happy life full of adventure.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59I travelled the world, climbed mountains, explored jungles.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00That's what got me in the end.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Did you get eaten by a pack of lions?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Or better still, a tribe of cannibals.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Heavens!

0:25:07 > 0:25:11No, I climbed a tree to get some honey and one of the bees stung me.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15Turns out I was allergic to bee stings.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18But by that time, I'd had lots of fun along the way,

0:25:18 > 0:25:20and, Dylan, that's what life's about.

0:25:20 > 0:25:25Well, I'd better get back. Thank you all for jogging my memory.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Ta-ta.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Well, that's my homework sorted, let's go have some fun.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36But, Master Dylan, don't you need to finish it?

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Didn't you hear what Irma said?

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Life's about having fun because you never know

0:25:41 > 0:25:44when you're going to hit an iceberg. Plus, I've got it all

0:25:44 > 0:25:47recorded on here, it won't take a sec to write it out.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Come on.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Better get back to my cleaning.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02One more time won't hurt.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Mm, strawberries, my favourite.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Shame you're standing on them rather than eating them.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Yeah, but I appreciate the effort, even if

0:26:11 > 0:26:13it did turn into a total disaster.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Well, an escaped bath is hardly something I could prepare for.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18- No, I just meant that... - PHONE VIBRATES

0:26:21 > 0:26:23I thought you were going to leave your phone alone.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25- This could be important. - It always is.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30It's Jimmy. He got the audition! He's leaving today.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- An audition?- See, I told you it could be important.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36I didn't see anything about that in your texts.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Wait, what? You read my texts?

0:26:39 > 0:26:41You looked through my phone?

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Do you blame me? I have to check your phone to see where you are,

0:26:44 > 0:26:46you're never round long enough to tell me.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- I was planning a romantic surprise for you.- How am I supposed to know?

0:26:49 > 0:26:52All I knew is every two seconds you were rushing off to Clare.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55And the first thing you think is I like HER? What's that telling me?

0:26:55 > 0:26:58That your girlfriend thinks you care more about everybody but her.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01If she don't trust me maybe I don't want to be her boyfriend any more.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03What are you saying?

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Maybe we should just go back to being friends.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Good, because I want to be just friends anyway.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11What?

0:27:11 > 0:27:15Fine. Friends it is.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Fine.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Does anyone have more tissues?

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Bogmoor's very own Leo and Kate.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29It's just lovely to see you two

0:27:29 > 0:27:33still so together even after a disastrous date.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Now, that's what I call a happy ending.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- DOORS SLAM - Oh, dear!

0:27:43 > 0:27:46I hope it wasn't something I said.