Ghost Swappers

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0:00:37 > 0:00:39CREAKING

0:00:43 > 0:00:45CREAKING

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Found anything good yet?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Lots of dust and cobwebs, if that's your thing.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Keep looking. There's always something cool in the secret room.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59The first Earl of Bogmoor kept all of his inventions in here.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Couldn't he keep them in a shed, like normal people?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- What's this?- Oh.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's just a clock.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13A really old, spooky clock.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Do you think it's got magic powers?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18TICKING

0:01:18 > 0:01:19It still works.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- SHE COUGHS - Who cares, anyway?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Clocks just tell you when it's time to stop having fun.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Now we're talking.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Ole!- Oh, that's so cool.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34..And that is when I learnt the hard way

0:01:34 > 0:01:37that monkeys do not like having their hair braided.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42You've been listening to Clare Was There on Bogmoor FM.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- And this has been... - Master Rich... Oh!- Shh!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47This has been the Rich And Jimmy Show. I've been Rich.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49And I've been Jimmy. Totes confusing.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Laters, Bogmoor. JINGLE PLAYS

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Master Rich, I finished my latest Ghostel advertisement.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Where would you display a poster advertising a hotel for ghosts?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Graveyards, hospitals, undertakers.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05I was going to ask if someone could put them up for me.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06It's a bit wordy, though, isn't it?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Way wordy, and you spelt "hereby" wrong, too.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Better luck next time, hey, Gabe?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Too wordy.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Fine.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Toro...

0:02:28 > 0:02:31SHE GROWLS

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Really?

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Dylan!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Oh, I wish I could do that.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Cha-a-arge!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Cheers for that(!)

0:03:03 > 0:03:05You two have just trashed a whole order of Bone Bites.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- How did you know it was us? - Well, who else would it be?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11You two are like a tornado with a behaviour problem.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Ghosts are not interested in modern advertisement slogans.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Look, what's wrong

0:03:15 > 0:03:18with, "Visit the Ghostel, the rave beyond the grave", eh?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Boys, enough! My doctor says I have really sensitive ears

0:03:21 > 0:03:24and they are not supposed to be exposed to bickering.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26What is that?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Oh, it's this really weird old clock we found in the old secret room.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- It's totally hideous. - Hideously cool, you mean.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Well, if the Earl invented it, it's definitely no ordinary clock.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38It could be dangerous.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- You reckon? Wicked! - What if it's a time machine?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43I don't want to think about the mayhem

0:03:43 > 0:03:45you'd cause with a time machine.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47You say mayhem. We...

0:03:48 > 0:03:50..say party-ayhem!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53BONG!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Does anyone else feel that rumbling?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01You know what? That might be me, you know. I skipped breakfast.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03BONG!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Castle-quake!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15BONG!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Is everyone all right? Dylan?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Slight bruising to the left hip.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Minor sprain of the right wrist.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33But, in short, I'll live.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38- "I'm fine" would have done. - That was wicked. Let's go again.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Worst clock ever.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44No-one would stay in bed if that thing went off.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48So, does anybody know what just happened?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Kait, how did you do that?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- How DID I do that? - DYLAN GASPS

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Kait?- She teleported.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59DYLAN: It's definitely not the poltergeist.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- What's going on? - You've got ghost powers.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Did you die?- I don't think so. I'd remember something like that.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Let's just stop and think, yeah? Everybody just stay calm.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Rich?- Bruv!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Oh, heavens.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Don't panic.- Rich is a ghost, too?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Don't panic. Everybody stop panicking.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19I shall find him.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Awesome!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- SHE CHUCKLES - Still awesome. Keep going.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Pain.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33I haven't felt pain since...

0:05:36 > 0:05:37I'm alive.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39What is going on?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- And by the looks of it, you are, too, Leonie.- Huh?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46After centuries...

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I am a human again.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50HE SNIFFS

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I can smell things.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55I have air in my lungs.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57This is wonderful.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Clare, come to me.- Whoa, Gabester!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I know I'm fragrant like roses and rainbows,

0:06:02 > 0:06:05but that is a big invasion of personal space.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- What's going on? - You and me are ghosts.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Not fair. I want ghost powers.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Look, it's your fault for poking around that Earl's secret room.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Perhaps there is a clue to this mystery in the clock.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Careful!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Oh, heavens!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Rich, we might need that clock.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I forgot ghosts need to concentrate before holding things.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yeah, well, blame Gabe. He dropped it.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30I'm not used to my body being so solid yet.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34It feels so lumpy and uncoordinated, so...human.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Human!- This probably isn't good.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39I need to go.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Kait, wait!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Dylan, Dylan, Dylan.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Dylan...

0:06:49 > 0:06:50..I'm human.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53You don't say!

0:06:53 > 0:06:54I'm human!

0:06:57 > 0:06:58We touched.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01THEY LAUGH

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I wonder how it would feel to be somebody else.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I don't want to know how it feels to be you.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I've seen your personal habits.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12We should pretend to be cats.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15You want me to dress up as my mortal enemy?

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Well...

0:07:18 > 0:07:22They say, to know your enemy, you should become your enemy,

0:07:22 > 0:07:25so close your eyes and make like a cat.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Feeling catty?

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Meow.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Meow.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Me-me-me-meow!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Here, mousey, mousey, mousey.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're taking this way too seriously.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47SHE SCREAMS

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Whoa! Teleporting's weird. - Out of my way. I need some air.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Ghosts don't need air. Look, Gabe and Leonie don't leave the castle.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02You step one foot outside that door and you could stop existing.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Why has this happened, Rich? I can hardly feel my body.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07It's like it's there, but it's not at the same time.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09This is how Gabe and Leonie must feel all the time.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- You need to look on the bright side. - There's a bright side?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14At least we're ghosts together.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17I could think of worse people to spend eternity with.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Look, we changed into ghosts and I'm sure we can change back, right.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Look, until we figure it out, why don't we just try and enjoy it?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28You always try and see the positives.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30That's me. Mr Ray Of Sunshine.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Teleport race?- Let's go.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38SQUEAKING

0:08:38 > 0:08:39GABE CHUCKLES

0:08:41 > 0:08:44I'd forgotten how whimsical gravity could be.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49THUD!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Think of all the other things we can do now.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55I can go outside and find newts to put in people's beds.

0:08:55 > 0:09:00And I could compose romantic poems on long walks across the fields...

0:09:00 > 0:09:02feeling the sunlight.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04And I can go to the toilet! Yes!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Make sure you wash your hands.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11SHE GASPS

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Seriously not coping here.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17OK, so, according to this journal, the Earl made the clock

0:09:17 > 0:09:21so, once every 50 years, ghosts could temporarily turn human again.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23So, the only way to do that is to swap back with a human.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25So, this is not forever?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Just until the sun sets.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Except...- Except what?

0:09:30 > 0:09:34If we don't fix it by dusk, things will be stuck like this forever.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Well, you'd better get fixing it, then, bruv.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Yeah, you can do it, Dylan. - OK, so NOW everybody needs me.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43I propose that, for now, we make the most of the situation.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45My best friend just became a ghost.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- How do I make the most of that? - Stay busy.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Look, you've still got a radio show to put on

0:09:50 > 0:09:51and, well, I need something to do.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I might even have a go at running the Ghostel.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56I mean, I learnt a lot before Gabe, and what can go wrong?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Well, in that case,

0:09:59 > 0:10:01seeing as I'm alive again,

0:10:01 > 0:10:03I shall do your radio show for you.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Wait, you want to take my spot on Bogmoor FM?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I mean, you don't even know who Tinie Tempah is.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Is he very small and angry?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13No. No, he's a rapper.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Tinie Tempah's a rapper? See? I'm already learning.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20All right, fine. Just don't mess it up, all right?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23That will never happen, Master Rich.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28SHE LAUGHS

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Oh, just making the best of our situation.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Here, newty, newty, newty, newty.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Here, newty, newty, newty, newty.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Seriously miss this. - BIRD SQUAWKS

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- SHE CHUCKLES - Even miss that.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Bring it on, nature.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59So, your best friend's a ghost, that's fine.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01It's totes normal.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Happens all the time, right.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Hi, Clare! - CLARE GASPS

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Enough with the scaring. Please!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Do you know, I'm really starting to see

0:11:10 > 0:11:13why Esme and Leonie enjoy having ghost powers so much.

0:11:13 > 0:11:18- Do you want to hang out? - Er, I don't know. I'm kind of busy.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21I lost my shoe and I need to find it.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22But you're wearing both shoes.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Don't know what you're talking about. SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Is this because I'm a ghost?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32No, I am totally fine with you being a dead-o.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36I'm really fine, it's not freaky at all.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Look, I might be a ghost, but this is still me.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42I mean, it's just a me with really cool ghost powers

0:11:42 > 0:11:44and I can do stuff like this.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47ELECTRICAL CRACKLING

0:11:47 > 0:11:49MUSIC VOLUME RISES AND FALLS

0:11:49 > 0:11:50CHAIRS SQUEAK

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Cos that's not remotely terrifying(!)

0:11:56 > 0:11:57If I'm going to be a ghost,

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- I might as well try and be the best ghost ever.- Great idea!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03You go do that somewhere really far away from me

0:12:03 > 0:12:06and I'll stay right here.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Okey-doke, will do. Bye.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14I want my friend back.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Yo, yo, yo, yo.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20DJ Gabe da Babe is alive and well... in the house.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25Right, well, when you say DJ, you mean "definitely joking", right?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Swaggery boo boo...balu.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29This day just gets even weirder.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34High-five.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Ooh.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39'Whoa, Richie boy, someone needs to get some sun.'

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Sorry about the indoor complexion.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Turns out I'm a ghost now, and so's Kait.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47'You died? Wait, let me guess. Your big head exploded.'

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Ha-ha(!) Look, it's a long story.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Look, I just need your advice. I'm in charge of the Ghostel.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55'My brother left YOU in charge of his beloved Ghostel?

0:12:55 > 0:12:56'Has the world turned upside down?'

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I want your take on these posters that I knocked up, eh?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01'No.'

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Huh? You know I'm the man!

0:13:03 > 0:13:05- 'Just no.'- What's wrong with them?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I'm just trying to bring things up-to-date a bit.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09'Ghosts like tradition. I mean, look at my brother.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13'He's so stuck in his ways that he's practically welded into place.'

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Well, maybe it's time we tried something new.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18'Fine, do what you want.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20'You're the great business genius.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22'But don't say I didn't tell you so.'

0:13:22 > 0:13:23- Boo!- Whoa!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26I just love being a ghost!

0:13:26 > 0:13:27'Hey, that's MY line.'

0:13:33 > 0:13:36This is impossible, Trafford.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I've only got six hours to fix the clock.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43And, if I can't, my brother's a ghost forever.

0:13:43 > 0:13:48And now Leonie's human, she can leave the castle and never come back.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55HE SIGHS

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Those were the freshest,

0:13:57 > 0:14:02most hippity-hoppity stylings from the Lord Justin of Timberlake.

0:14:02 > 0:14:07Now I shall entertain thee with a rap sonnet of my own composing.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:14:11 > 0:14:14A nonny nonny no, a nonny nonny hey

0:14:15 > 0:14:18My name is Gabe and I'm alive today

0:14:18 > 0:14:20A nonny nonny...

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- JINGLE PLAYS - What are you doing?!

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Stopping you from driving away our listeners.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Look, Gabe...

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Buddy, pal, yeah?

0:14:32 > 0:14:36You're human. Why do you want to be cooped up in here, anyway?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Well...

0:14:38 > 0:14:42in truth, after centuries in this castle,

0:14:42 > 0:14:44I'd much rather be outside.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49I've been itching to get outside ever since I became alive.

0:14:49 > 0:14:54Then why don't you go and do that? This is your big chance.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58This castle has protected me for centuries.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Leaving it now would be an enormous step.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Well, I could always help you, hold your hand.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Not literally, obviously.

0:15:08 > 0:15:13You'd accompany me on my first journey beyond this walls?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Sure. It would be my honour.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Wonderful!

0:15:17 > 0:15:21I shall prepare us a sumptuous picnic feast

0:15:21 > 0:15:23with my own human hands.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24High-five!

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Ow.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Yes, I can touch.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Touch, touch. Touch.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32HE STRUMS

0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Oh!- Oh!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Touch, touch.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Oi, I need your help.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42You need my help? That's a first.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Thought I might wander down to the village, cause some mischief,

0:15:45 > 0:15:47see who there is to hang out with.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Won't all your friends from the '70s be grown up now?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Exactly, I need to make new mates

0:15:52 > 0:15:55and I'm going to need to know how to dress.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57That's where you come in.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01Since when did I become an advice service for the newly alive?

0:16:04 > 0:16:07'And another thing. We're not all scary, you know?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10'That sort of horror movie stereotype

0:16:10 > 0:16:12'is exactly the sort of thing that gives ghosts a bad name.'

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Look, and as I've told all the other angry customers,

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- look, I didn't mean any... - 'Bones, dripping blood, cobwebs.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20'We don't want to be constantly reminded

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- 'that we're dead, you know?' - But, hello! You ARE dead.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25'I was coming to your Ghostel to try and get away from all that.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28'But, no, you have to rub my face in it.'

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- I'm sorry.- 'Well, too late.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32'I suggest you get some more experience

0:16:32 > 0:16:33'before you try running a Ghostel.'

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Look, wait...

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Right, now, no peeking. Shut your eyes.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Shut your eyes, turn around.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Ta-da!

0:16:47 > 0:16:51See? There WAS a pretty girl under that unruly, mischievous tomboy.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55This is definitely what 21st-century girls are wearing?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Yeah, totally.- Great.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02No, actually, one more thing. Wait there. One more thing.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Ah, no... Uh...

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Flowers ain't very me.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Trust me.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16Right, all the kids in town will be like, "Who IS that girl?"

0:17:16 > 0:17:19"Did she fall into a rosebush or something?"

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Goodness, Leonie, you look just like Clare.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Well, at least I don't look like you.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36Look, plan is to let my new human mates think I'm a 21st-century girl.

0:17:36 > 0:17:41Then whammy! Introduce them to a world of high jinks.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42KNUCKLES CRACK

0:17:42 > 0:17:46Enjoy your picnic, losers.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- HE SIGHS - Milady.- Hello.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54I have prepared us a most sumptuous feast.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Pickled quail eggs,

0:17:56 > 0:17:58peacock pies,

0:17:58 > 0:18:00roast marrowbone with snails

0:18:00 > 0:18:01and chicken oysters.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Have you got any crisps.- Sorry, what?

0:18:05 > 0:18:08SHE CHUCKLES You're right! Being a cat IS fun.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13I'm starting to see my enemy from a whole different perspective.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Stop hogging the wool.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- SHE CHUCKLES - Stop hogging the wool.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Share it, or I will be forced...

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- SHE HISSES - Fine.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Fine. Have the wool.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26What would I want with it, anyway?

0:18:26 > 0:18:30What would a fearsome cat hunter like me want with a ball of wool?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35BIRD CAWS

0:18:36 > 0:18:38This is way harder than I thought, Trafford.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46- LOL?- Laugh out loud.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Great! And ROFL?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Rub our feet loudly.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Roll on the floor laughing.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57This is impossible.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I still have so much to learn about being human.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Hey, guys. - SHE GASPS

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- What's wrong?- You keep scaring us.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06That's the whole point of being a ghost, isn't it?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08I never scared anyone.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Yeah, yeah, but I've got these really cool ghost powers

0:19:12 > 0:19:14so why not use them to the fullest potential?

0:19:14 > 0:19:17And that's using them to scare people, is it?

0:19:17 > 0:19:19What about Kait's Bakes?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Shouldn't you be thinking about that order that got trashed?

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Yeah, true...

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Well, how many opportunities do you get to experience being a ghost?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I've never felt so free.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Look at you.- So, what are you doing?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36A picnic, Lady Kaitlin. Obviously, we would invite you,

0:19:36 > 0:19:38but given your current predicament...

0:19:46 > 0:19:49- HE SNIFFS - I had forgotten this.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51I had lost so many small pleasures.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I shall never take being alive for granted.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Ladies first?

0:20:01 > 0:20:02DOOR SLAMS

0:20:13 > 0:20:14You jester!

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Gravity.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Ahh!

0:20:35 > 0:20:37I never want this to end.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46- Gabe?- Ah!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48- BOTH:- Cheers!

0:20:51 > 0:20:52- Atchoo!- Ooh!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Bless you.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58My hay fever. I had forgotten about my hay fever. How funny.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Atchoo!

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Maybe we should kind of move away from the flowers?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Atchoo!

0:21:06 > 0:21:07I agree.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09INSECT BUZZES

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Is that a bee?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Oh, no, it's just a midge.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Bee. That's a bee.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17It's a giant bee. It's going to get me.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Keep away from me, you monster.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22It's a midge.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Bee, bee. See?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Oh! Don't swat it. You'll just make it angry.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31Look, if I can put up with mosquitoes in my gap year, then you can...

0:21:31 > 0:21:32But it's huge.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35It's the whale of the bee kingdom. It's a tiger with wings.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- You can't even see it. - Get away from me.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42The picnic...

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Nettles.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Ah! Ah!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Nettles! Oh!

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- You all right, Gabe? - So much stinging.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54BIRD CAWS

0:22:06 > 0:22:07DOOR OPENS

0:22:10 > 0:22:11How was your pic...?

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Whoa, what happened to your face?

0:22:14 > 0:22:17He had a tiny encounter with some nettles.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- And a bee.- It wasn't a bee.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21HE SNEEZES VIOLENTLY

0:22:22 > 0:22:25The outside world is lethal.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28There are so many stinging things and things which make you...

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Ah..

0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Atchoo!- Bless you.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34..sneeze.

0:22:34 > 0:22:39I'd forgotten how tired you get all the time as a human.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43I'm sick of having to walk up and downstairs and opening doors.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47And now my bladder is full.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Atchoo.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53I've had better picnics.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Look, Clare, I'm sorry I kept scaring you.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56I just got carried away.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00No, I'm sorry that I'm sort of totes scared of you.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02I just want everything to go back to normal.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04It's lonely being a ghost without a best friend.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07I'm still your best friend.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Seriously?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Dead serious, with "dead" being the operative word.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Oh, er...

0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Friends.- Yeah.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16DOOR OPENS

0:23:17 > 0:23:20DOOR CLOSES What happened?

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Your clothes happened.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24The kids in the village said I dressed weird.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26No, you dress like an individual.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28You told me these were modern clothes.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30They are. Sort of.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33I can't help it if I dress a little retro.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36And then they made fun of me because I said I didn't go to school.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Does that mean I'll have to go to school?

0:23:39 > 0:23:42That I'm going to grow up?

0:23:42 > 0:23:43And get a job.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Maybe even get married.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49No. I was happy being stuck as kid, even if it was a ghost kid.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Well, let's hope Dylan fixes that clock.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Please tell me you fixed that clock.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11He's no further than he was hours ago.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15What? I don't want to be a ghost any more.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18I thought if I tried to have fun and scare people, like Leonie and Esme,

0:24:18 > 0:24:22I'd start to get used to it, but it's just made me feel lonely.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24I really miss my horse.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26I miss my video games.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28The controller keeps slipping through my fingers.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31I don't want stay in here while everybody else is having fun.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Tell me about it.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37Leonie's gone off to make new friends...without me.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48There. I think I've done it.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51Ah, this is impossible!

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Look, impossible is your speciality.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58He's right. If anybody can fix that clock, you can.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- I believe in you, little man. - And so do I.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24The sun's almost down.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28Come on, Master Dylan. You can do this.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Of course he can do it.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32He's smarter than the lot of yous put together.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34- And that's why he's my best friend. - Thanks, Leonie.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44HE PUFFS

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Be gentle.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Atchoo!

0:26:02 > 0:26:04TICKING

0:26:04 > 0:26:06There, it's in.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10- Well, has it worked? - Well, nothing's happening.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11BONG!

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Ow!

0:26:21 > 0:26:23BONG!

0:26:30 > 0:26:32TICKING

0:26:38 > 0:26:40My stings - they're gone.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44I can't feel pain any more.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47- My bladder is no longer full. - And I can do this again.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55- Great!- Do you want to do it, or shall I?- Leave it to me.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02Oh! Ohh. Yeah, I think we're human again.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Yes, I'm human!

0:27:03 > 0:27:05And I'm a ghost.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Sorry for nearly destroying the Ghostel, Gabe.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10No harm done, Master Rich.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12As soon as I spread the word

0:27:12 > 0:27:14that this is a castle where ghosts swap with humans,

0:27:14 > 0:27:17I will be inundated with inquiries.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20See, I told you, you can do it, bruv.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22I guess I just needed you to believe in me.

0:27:22 > 0:27:27Look, I've always believed in you, even when you get in the way.

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Come here.

0:27:29 > 0:27:35I never, ever want to go through that again.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Check it out. Claire looks a little light-headed!

0:27:39 > 0:27:41You're human!