0:00:32 > 0:00:34Have you lost something?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37No, just doing my toga. That's short for totally yoga.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- BANG - Ah!
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Maybe it should be called yoghurt, short for yoga that hurts.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Maybe. Oh, can I have a look at that?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49You all right, Gabe?
0:00:49 > 0:00:55No, I've got a... There's a... Look. It's from the Ghostel inspector.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I'm being inspected today. What if I fail?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00You won't. Your Ghostel's great.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02But what if I do? What if they close me down?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04It will be like dying again.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11What is this? World Pacing Up and Down Day?
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Look.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14And it's a really nice new phone, but not that exciting.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I meant the e-mail. Some Boys Who Make Noise.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Who's that, Britain's loudest boy band?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Well, look, a while ago I e-mailed a bunch of bands
0:01:22 > 0:01:24offering myself as a songwriter.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26They've commissioned one of my love songs.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28But thing is, they need it by tomorrow.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Well, that's fine, you can do that.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Just stop pacing and start writing.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Thanks, Kait. Oh, I forgot.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35This came for you.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Wow! I got a... There's a... Look!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46"You have been invited to Pet Snack of the Year Awards
0:01:46 > 0:01:48"and nominated for best newcomer."
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Kait, this is amazing.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54What if I win? What if I lose and what will I wear?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I can help with that. How long have I got to work with?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Well, it says it's tonight.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Wait, hang on.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04When exactly did this arrive, Rich?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Well, it could have been in the pile for a few days.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08I could've missed it.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11But you didn't. Proud of you, Kait.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Flattery will get you forgiven nine out of ten times.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I'm proud of you too, Rich.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18It says you can invite a guest.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Can I be your plus one? - Yeah, you can be my fashion advisor.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Cool. I'm going to an awards ceremony.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28The glitz, the glamour, the something else beginning with a "G".
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Can you keep the happiness down, please?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Some of us have an inspection to prepare for.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Well, there's your something else beginning with "G".
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Gabe the grumpy ghost.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51There, it's perfect. Or is it?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Now it's perfect. Oh, no. What if they don't like staplers?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02But what if they do?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Did you know, in the dictionary under calm,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08it says "the opposite of Gabe"?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11No. I am calm. I'm totally calm.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Really? Because I've heard some bad things about the Ghostel inspector.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17You have? Like what?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Like, they're an angry giant...
0:03:19 > 0:03:23And with a scary clipboard of doom.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26And they love biting people.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28And so are you still feeing calm?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Completely and utterly.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35BELL RINGS
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Hello, are you all right?
0:03:37 > 0:03:42Yes, it's just, you're not what I was expecting.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Not that I was expecting anything in particular.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Certainly not an angry giant, which you're not.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52It's OK, you know, I don't bite.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Of course you don't. Why would I think that?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58You haven't even got a clipboard.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Right, shall we just dive straight in?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04You can start by showing me around.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Yes, what a brilliant idea. Right, this way.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16Don't worry, Gabe. We'll look after reception while you're gone.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Right, thank you. Just don't mess it up.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22We would never do that.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28We would totally do that.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32It would be rude not to. Gabe is so easy.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38What do you think would happen if this place got inspected?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I would get a medal for bravest, most handsome mouse.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Yeah, or one for messiest, laziest mouse.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I am not lazy. Look how busy I can be.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Busy, busy, busy, busy, busy...
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Yeah, busy making it even messier.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Carlos!- What?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59That is it, we are cleaning this place up,
0:04:59 > 0:05:00so you can either help me with the trash
0:05:00 > 0:05:03or you can leave with the trash. What'll it be? Hm?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Move.
0:05:08 > 0:05:14And the results of today's show are baked beans - 95, broad beans - two.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17That is a big win for baked beans. Who'd have guessed?
0:05:17 > 0:05:23Well, that's all from me, so until next time, stay chic and unique.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24That was a good show, Clare.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Really? You don't think it's getting a bit dull,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29like, maybe it needs a new angle to liven it up?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32There's nothing more exciting than a bean-off.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34No, you're right. It's getting dull.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36I could do with something a bit different, you know,
0:05:36 > 0:05:40to spice it up a bit. How's your song going, anyway?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Yeah, really well. I've done loads.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Really? Well, that's great.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Except that is the loads. Literally a pile of rubbish.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Well, come on, it can't be that bad.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Let me have a look.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00It is just says "arghhh!"
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Yeah, I'm really, really stuck right now.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05You know what you need?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07A new brain full of songs?
0:06:07 > 0:06:12No, you need a cup of nettle, rosehip and aniseed tea.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Really good for creativity.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Ain't that bad for your taste buds though?- Oi.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24There you go. A rosehip, nettle and aniseed tea.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Do you even know what delicious means?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I'll have one, actually. Kait, fancy a cuppa?
0:06:29 > 0:06:34Yeah, I will do, but, you know, normal tea for me. The nice stuff.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37So, in order to max our prep time for tonight I thought
0:06:37 > 0:06:39we could use the Ghostel guest room to get ready.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Saves me going home. - So that'll explain this, then.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Just some basic kit for a girlie getting ready sesh.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- You up for it?- Sounds fun.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Cool, and we can practise for the ceremony at the same time.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Wait, what do we want to practise?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Your winning and losing faces. Let's have a go now, right?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Winning face.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02"And the winner is, Kait!"
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Nice. Pleased, but humble. Now your losing face.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11"And the winner is not Kait."
0:07:11 > 0:07:13What?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16You really want to win, don't you?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I just feel like it'd be a nice reward for all my hard work.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Just being nominated is pretty amazing.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yeah, I suppose.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25BELL RINGS Are you all right?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Yeah, this is just my having a brilliant idea face because
0:07:29 > 0:07:32I can ask all the celebs that are there to come on my radio show.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36How's that for a new angle? Right, got to go get ready to look good.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Wait, but we don't leave for another six hours.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Tell me about it! We're in such a rush.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- What about your tea? - It's all right, you can have it.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Great, two nasty cups of tea.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Just this way.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Aaaargh!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I hate lizards.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Hmm, interesting.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05We can have a little fun with that.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Technically it's a bearded dragon.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I don't care.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16What kind of reptile-infested establishment is this?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Oh, no, she has a clipboard.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Time for some fun. - What do short-sighted ghosts wear?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Spooktacles.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Eh?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36It was a joke.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38You said they were useful for calming people down.
0:08:38 > 0:08:44My jokes are. Yours are rubbish and ghostist.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I'm even crosser now.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Mmm, this is really nice tea, Rich.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Well, I do make good tea. Just can't really write songs.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I wish Boys Who Make Noise would commission a cup of tea.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Not going so well?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Got writer's block. I'm really desperate, you know.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You know, sometimes when I'm thinking up new pet treats
0:09:07 > 0:09:10and I sometimes get snack block, well, something always comes...
0:09:10 > 0:09:15HE HUMS TUNE IN HEAD
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Rich, are you even listening to me?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Do you know what? I think this nasty tea works, you know.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Look, I've got a song idea, I've got to go and write it down.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Glad I bothered trying to help.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28HE HUMS A TUNE
0:09:34 > 0:09:36It's gone! Grr!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Right, stay calm. You can do this.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Music first, lyrics later.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, great. Now the clock's broken.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I thought you might need another cup of Clare's disgusting,
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- yet inspiring tea.- Thanks, Kait.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Do you know what, I think this is doing the trick, you know.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Imagine if you actually drank some.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I'm just so nervous about tonight. Well, I know it's...
0:10:27 > 0:10:34HE HUMS TUNE IN HEAD
0:10:40 > 0:10:42DOOR SLAMS SHUT
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Right, now it's gone.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I don't think this tea's working, you know.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I'm sorry. You're clearly upset.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57I am not upset. This is not upset.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Maybe if you took a few deep breaths.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I'm a ghost, I don't need to breathe.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Do you know anything about ghosts?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06OK, no deep breaths, maybe think calm thoughts?
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Like?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Not lizards.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Do you always make your guests feel this tense?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16No.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19My Ghostel provides a calm and relaxing environment
0:11:19 > 0:11:23for new spirits to adjust to the afterlife. Please.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31# When I am with you there's no place I'd rather be... #
0:11:31 > 0:11:34A calm and relaxing environment?
0:11:34 > 0:11:40- Well...- And she is clearly not a spirit but a living person.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43A very loud living person.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Do you have any ghost guests?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Not at the moment, but...
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Well, I am not surprised.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56If I were a ghost, which I am, I wouldn't want to stay here.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01This isn't a Ghostel, it's a B&B.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06But I'm a guest here. It's awful.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- No, no, she is not a guest. - Shh, I want to hear it.
0:12:09 > 0:12:16It's very, very noisy even though I'm so old and deaf...
0:12:18 > 0:12:22And it's crawling with lizards and live people.
0:12:22 > 0:12:27In fact, it's so bad I'm leaving right now.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I have never seen her before in my afterlife.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Oh, so you admit you've paid no attention to her
0:12:36 > 0:12:39even though she's a guest?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42I'm going to need a bigger clipboard.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47They're coming.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51And the portal lets me have ghost guests back from the afterlife
0:12:51 > 0:12:53as well as newly-departed spirits,
0:12:53 > 0:12:58which I think makes my Ghostel unique and important.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Spirits coming back from the afterlife?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03I don't think that's allowed.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05But, no, that's...
0:13:05 > 0:13:08We've been looking after reception, ma'am.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13Ma'am? Very good. Reception looks very smart.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18At least someone here seems to know what they are doing.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21We installed a new bell so guests can summon us.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Would you like to try it?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Oh, no, it will be a trap.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26BELL RINGS
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Ah!
0:13:32 > 0:13:36How awful. Would you like to see the manager?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Yes, yes, I would.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Well, here he is.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Argh!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48DISTANT SCREAMING
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Excellent.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00I think that went well.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Really?- Of course not.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07This Ghostel is what I afterlive for
0:14:07 > 0:14:10and you two have just ruined my inspection.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11So thank you.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Thank you very much indeed.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I've got this strange feeling in my tummy.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I think it's called guilt.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Yeah, me too.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32It feels horrid.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Nearly done.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Yeah, I'll just put this bit away.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Even for a strong mouse like me this has been exhausting.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Meow!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01There's a cat! There's a cat!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03It was just me. Funny?
0:15:03 > 0:15:07No. Well, you know what this means, don't you?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09We're going to have to clean it again?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Who said anything about we?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Why can't there be a book on how to write a hit song
0:15:19 > 0:15:20really, really quickly?
0:15:20 > 0:15:24I take it, Master Rich, that your song is as yet incomplete?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Not unless you can write a whole song with "arghh!"
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Well, you can, but only for bagpipes.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Right, I just have to go and get ready for tonight,
0:15:34 > 0:15:39so which one do you think I should wear? The red one or the blue one...
0:15:39 > 0:15:44HE HUMS TUNE IN HEAD
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I'm sorry. Look, this song, I've got to write it down.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57What are you going to do,
0:15:57 > 0:16:00cut off your hand and send it to Boys Who Make Noise?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06It's gone again.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Now I can't even read what I've written.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I may know how to help you.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17I think to write your song you need Lady Kaitlyn.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Before she came in you were bereft of invention.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Trapped in a career-ending rut of failure, doomed to...
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I was stuck. I've got it. Move on...
0:16:27 > 0:16:32But when she came in you were clearly struck with inspiration.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Have there been other times when you've had ideas for your song?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Well, once when I was talking to Kait in the kitchen
0:16:38 > 0:16:41and the other time was when she brought me tea.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45So it is as I thought. Lady Kaitlyn is your muse.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- My muse? - The one who inspires you creatively.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50No.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I shall prove it. Think of Lady Kaitlyn.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55All right.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58You know what? It actually works.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Look, I've got to write this down, just not on my hand.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06What was it...? It's gone again!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Look, I can't think of her and write at the same time.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11What if you could actually see her?
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Of course. Gabe, you're a genius.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Oh, the living.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24I just came to inform you that my final report is due.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Fantastic.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28You can probably guess...
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Wait, you need to see something first.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35Sorry, running's so much slower than just appearing somewhere.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Anyway, what she said.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40No, no, no, you two have done quite enough damage for one day.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Gabe, she really needs to see this.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Great. More running.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oh, no. This cannot be good.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Looks OK. How about...
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- this one? - I don't know, it's a bit princessy.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02For Princess Kaitlyn of Animal Snacks.
0:18:02 > 0:18:10It's an amazing dress for an amazing night. That's amazing, four As.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Right.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Rich, what are you doing?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I just thought I'd come and help you get ready, really.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20This is a girl getting ready session and you're not a girl...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22HE HUMS TUNE IN HEAD
0:18:22 > 0:18:25You're not even listening to me.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29You've not being listening to me all day... Get out!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Whoa, can I just stay for a little bit?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- You heard her. Go on, shoo! Get out! - Move!- Oh, come on, girls.
0:18:40 > 0:18:45Oh, here again. I hope there are no lizards this time.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49No, this is now officially a lizard-free zone.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I'm so glad to hear that.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Whatever you two are...
0:18:54 > 0:18:59Gabe, we're sorry for what happened earlier.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01It was our fault, not Gabe's.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Because Gabe is actually brilliant at helping all
0:19:03 > 0:19:05the spirits who come here.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08And he would never trick them like we tricked you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10He's too nice.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12And he runs an awesome Ghostel.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16So please don't give him a bad report because of what we did today.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20We were just bored silly and thought it would be fun.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Well, aren't you going to say anything?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I've never apologised or been that nice about anyone,
0:19:25 > 0:19:28and it had better be worth it.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32I shall be making my final report soon
0:19:32 > 0:19:35and I will take everything that's happened today into account.
0:19:37 > 0:19:43No, wait. If you give me one more chance...
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I will prove I'm worthy of running this Ghostel
0:19:45 > 0:19:50because this place is not just important to me...
0:19:51 > 0:19:53..it is me.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58As I said, I shall be making my final report soon.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Wow, nice speech, Gabe.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07I hope it works.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10And I thank you two for your kind words.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I didn't know you thought so highly of me.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Sometimes you just have to say stuff you don't believe
0:20:15 > 0:20:17to get out of trouble.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21All right, I meant it, really,
0:20:21 > 0:20:24but don't tell anyone - it'll ruin my reputation.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Was I wrong? Is Lady Kaitlyn not your muse?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Oh, she's my muse, but I just can't get near her.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37If I can't see her, I can't write my song.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Might a picture of her suffice?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Maybe, but where am I going to get one?- Well...
0:20:45 > 0:20:50I myself am quite a decent artist. Or, being modern for once,
0:20:50 > 0:20:52may I say two words?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Phone camera?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Phone camera.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Oh, Gabe, you're a genius.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Clare, come on, we're going to be late.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Don't worry, I'm nearly there.
0:21:07 > 0:21:12Whoa! Sorry. These shoes make it tricky to walk in,
0:21:12 > 0:21:15as does me dress and my hair.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Well, I hope it doesn't make it tricky to sit in a taxi
0:21:17 > 0:21:21and go have crazy award ceremony fun.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Oh, wait, before you go...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Wow, Kait, you look great.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30CLARE CLEARS THROAT
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- And you look OK too, Clare.- Thanks.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Did you have a fight with a peacock or something?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Did you want something, Rich?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Yeah, just a quick picture before you go.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Yeah. A memento of our big night out.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Oh, no, sorry, Clare, just of Kait.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh, OK.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I knew my outfit wasn't good enough.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Give me a minute.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Wait, no, Clare, we're going to be... late.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Wow, that was impressive.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Right, come on, best bud.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I've got celebs to meet and get on my radio show
0:22:06 > 0:22:08and you have got an award to win.
0:22:15 > 0:22:21HE HUMS TUNE IN HEAD
0:22:27 > 0:22:30My clipboard has never been so full.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Is red good?- No.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39There's some blue at the bottom, is that good?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Oh, that's only there because I ran out of red ink.
0:22:43 > 0:22:50This Ghostel is a noisy, unrelaxing shambles.
0:22:50 > 0:22:56The staff were rude, uncooperative and you yourself were
0:22:56 > 0:23:02a nervous wreck who kept making offensive and unfunny jokes.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05And then there's the lizard.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10However, I'm now aware that not everything was your fault,
0:23:10 > 0:23:12especially the lizard.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I have now seen your better qualities,
0:23:14 > 0:23:19qualities I witnessed myself when I saw you helping your friend Rich.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20You saw that?
0:23:20 > 0:23:24I did and was very impressed.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27You clearly care about your job enormously, which would explain
0:23:27 > 0:23:33your nerves, and my anti-lizard screams won't have helped with that.
0:23:33 > 0:23:39- Not at all. I find it relaxing... - What have I said about your jokes?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Sorry.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Plus, I have decided that, as you said,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48helping those from the afterlife is just as important as helping
0:23:48 > 0:23:53new spirits and as your Ghostel is uniquely suited to that...
0:23:55 > 0:23:59..I am awarding you five spooky stars.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Five, that's amazing!
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- Don't get cocky, it's five out of ten.- Oh.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06SHE LAUGHS
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I'm joking!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11See, my jokes are good.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Hilarious.- Oh, one more thing.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17If I ever inspect you again, please hide the lizard before I arrive.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23What a jester.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50The revellers return. Was it a good night?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52It was OK.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Until they gave me this and then it was amazing,
0:24:55 > 0:24:58which is even better than you said, Clare - six As, not four.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Although it was less red carpet and more beige rug.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04You know, I just wanted to meet loads of celebs
0:25:04 > 0:25:06so I can get them on my radio show and make it better.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09But your show's great. You don't need gimmicks like star guests.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Excuse me. Hello?- Do you really think?- Of course I do.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Look, I'm sorry it wasn't more starry,
0:25:13 > 0:25:16but I had my best friend there when I won. Really meant the world.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21Well, I am so proud of you, babe, and your winning face was amazing.
0:25:21 > 0:25:26And you know what, I did actually meet one big star.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- I've got five.- You.- Me?
0:25:28 > 0:25:32Best newcomer at the Pet Snacks of the Year Awards, are you joking?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34That is a star in my book.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- So I can come on your show?- Any time.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Right people, everyone to the studio.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Let's go, let's go, let's go.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Hey, big bruv, what's that?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Nothing, just a bit of old wallpaper.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Take a seat, take a seat. Are we all ready?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Yeah!- Right, here we go.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01# Love is not a science, it's an art
0:26:01 > 0:26:03# And you've painted your way right into my heart
0:26:03 > 0:26:04# Cos there's nothing you could say
0:26:04 > 0:26:06# Nothing you could do
0:26:06 > 0:26:08# That would ever stop the way I feel for you
0:26:08 > 0:26:12# Cos I can't get over you
0:26:12 > 0:26:16# My heart's telling me that it's true
0:26:16 > 0:26:20# No, I can't get over you. #
0:26:20 > 0:26:22APPLAUSE
0:26:25 > 0:26:27So, do you think Boys Who Make Noise will like it?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Well, if they don't, they should change their name to
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Twits Who'll Never Have Hits.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33It's really good, Rich.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- I thought you were really, really stuck.- Yeah, and then I got unstuck.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- How?- Let's just say I found my inspiration.