0:00:30 > 0:00:33So, our last suggestion on how to stay chilled on a boiling hot
0:00:33 > 0:00:36summer's night is to put ice cubes in your duvet.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- I mean, can our next caller beat that?- I think I can.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42You could wear pyjamas made out of ice cubes or buy a helicopter
0:00:42 > 0:00:46and use it as a massive fan, or carry your bed to Antarctica.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Whoa, man, you need to stop there,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50because I'm shivering just hearing that.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51I've also got another idea.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54I think your show needs a co-host and it shall be me.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Really?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I will arrive tomorrow to start. I'll even move into the castle.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01It'll make my trip to work so much quicker.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I mean, I don't really know about that. I don't even know your name.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06It's Master J-Dog.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Jimmy? - Ha-ha, I got you, cuz.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13You know what? You didn't have me fooled for a second.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14No, it was more like a minute.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17But seriously, though, I will be back tomorrow because, you know,
0:01:17 > 0:01:19my tour's over and stuff and I'm coming home.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Anyways, Rich, I've got to go, because my credit's running out.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Well, listeners, Jimmy's going to be back on air tomorrow,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28but until then, stay chilled, Bogmoor.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Yeah, man.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I thought after winning this, my business would really take off.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Well, you're still doing really well.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Yeah, but I need an idea that's going to take it to the next level.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43So, did you bring your thinking cap like I asked?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Yep, one Tibetan thinking cap.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Those really exist?- Mm-hm.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Who knew? Anyway, let's get thinking.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Hmm.- Girls, I've got some good news.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Are yous two thinking?- We're just trying to come up with an idea
0:01:59 > 0:02:01that's going to take Kait's Bakes to the next level.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well, that's easy - make an advert, stick it online,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05wait for it to go viral, job done.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Oh, that's a great idea, thanks, Rich.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Always happy to help you, Kaity Kait.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Well, I'd better go and tell the others the news.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Wait, hold on, you've not told us yet.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Wait, didn't I?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Well, I've just got off the phone to Jimmy
0:02:18 > 0:02:20and it looks like he'll be back tomorrow. Cool, huh?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Oh, that's brilliant news. - Yeah, amazing.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Want to play? I've got an ace trick I want to do on Clare.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36We swap her hairspray for whipped cream.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Sounds great, but I've got to write an essay on boring Shakespeare.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Ooh, A Midsummer Night's Dream. - More like a nightmare.
0:02:44 > 0:02:50- Then come and play. - Sorry, I really can't.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52What's happening, little man? I have got some good news.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Is it an asteroid about to destroy all life on earth?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58And more importantly, all homework?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01No, Jimmy's back, ehhh.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Pity. An asteroid would have been nice.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Unless... Does Jimmy know anything about A Midsummer Night's Dream?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Has it got killer robots in it and giant space aliens?
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- I wish.- Well, then I doubt it. Have you asked anybody else?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Yeah, but...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Kait knew less than she thought.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23So, then she woke up, realised he was dead and killed herself.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Very sad. Poor Romeo and Juliet.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Are you sure that's A Midsummer Night's Dream
0:03:29 > 0:03:31and not Romeo and Juliet?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh, yeah, the clue's in the name, isn't it?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36And Clare knew less than Kait.
0:03:40 > 0:03:46- Clare do you like Shakespeare? - No, why?- But...
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Oh, oh, this. No, this is just the thickest book I could find.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Going to use it to flatten my lucky Malaysian hair braids.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Sometimes wear them on my radio show.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59If they're not flat, then they're not lucky.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05What about you? Will you help?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Do you know what? I'd love to, but, you know, I've got this thing and...
0:04:08 > 0:04:12and it's... and it's helping this other thing, so I'm sorry.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18If no-one's going to help you, then why don't you leave it
0:04:18 > 0:04:20and come and play instead?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23If you helped instead of pestering me, we could get it done
0:04:23 > 0:04:24and then we could go and play.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Fine, be like that, I'll leave you alone with your boring Shakespeare.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35Such a shocking way to treat the greatest writer in history.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Gabe, you think Shakespeare was the greatest writer in history?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- I don't think, I know. - Could you help me with
0:04:43 > 0:04:45A Midsummer Night's Dream homework, then?
0:04:45 > 0:04:50I would be delighted, Master Dylan. This will be fun.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59In 1590, his first play, The Two Gentlemen of Verona,
0:04:59 > 0:05:03was performed. The only one of his to feature a dog.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Gabe, can we talk about A Midsummer Night's Dream, please?
0:05:06 > 0:05:11Yes. Once we have discussed the 13 plays which he wrote before that
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- masterpiece.- 13? Unlucky for me.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18His second play was The Taming of the Shrew.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23Now, it's not actually about a tiny furry shrew.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27It refers to a young feisty woman called Kate,
0:05:27 > 0:05:31much like our very own Kait, one might say.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35I, myself, have seen this play 29...
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Oh. I thought only ghosts could disappear like that.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44So, let's talk about what to do if someone you like has gone away
0:05:44 > 0:05:46and is about to come back.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49We'll call this totally made-up person, Jim...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Jerry, definitely Jerry, not Jimmy.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59So, you used to think that if he grew up a bit, then you might more
0:05:59 > 0:06:04than just like him, but what if he hasn't grown up?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Or what if he has grown up, but you don't like him?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Well, what if he doesn't like me?
0:06:11 > 0:06:16I mean, you, and, oh, that's all from me, Bogmoor,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19because we're running out of time. Bye!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- You all right, Clare? - Yeah. Yeah.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Why on earth wouldn't I be?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Hey, Dylan. Are you in a cupboard?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I'm avoiding Gabe.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35He's meant to be helping me with my Midsummer Night's Dream essay,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37but he's so boring.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39He really does like his Shakespeare.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42And I've managed to upset Leonie, so now she's not talking to me.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Are you feeling a tiny bit sorry for yourself?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47No, I'm feeling a lot sorry for myself.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Do you need me to send some help?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53What about Shakespeare himself? He can explain all his baffling words.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Can't, he's a bit busy working on the top afterlife soap,
0:06:56 > 0:07:00GhostEnders, but I'm sure I can send someone nearly as good.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Go wait by the portal. - Thanks, Esme.
0:07:03 > 0:07:09There you are. So, his next plays were the Henry VI trilogy.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12So, come hither.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Interestingly, scholars believe he wrote Henry VI part two
0:07:16 > 0:07:19before he wrote part one.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21That's just what a genius he was.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25He's gone again.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30How does he do it?
0:07:33 > 0:07:34There you are. Why are you here?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38We're not expecting anyone, are we?
0:07:38 > 0:07:42A last-minute job. Anyway, I'll deal with it.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Why don't you go and rest?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48No. I promised to teach you, so teach you I shall.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Where was I?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Ah, yes, next comes Titus Andronicus,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56the sixth and goriest one.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01Actually, some may argue that it was his first play.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- But they would be wrong. - Sorry, who are you?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10I am here to assist master Dylan on matters Shakespearean.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Master Dylan, is my help no good?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17No, it's brilliant, but there's quite a lot of it.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20If anything, you know too much.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24So, you summoned this nonentity. Ridiculous.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Allow me to introduce myself. Thomas Hill-Norton at your service.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38Of course, when I say, "Ridiculous," I really mean brilliant.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Why, Mr Hill-Norton, I'm a huge fan.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44You know who he is?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47He was a member of Shakespeare's very own company of players.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Yes, hardly a nonentity.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52I was just teasing.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56I couldn't think of anyone better to assist me in teaching master Dylan.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59On the contrary, it shall be you who will be assisting me.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Look, I don't care who assists who, as long as I get my homework done.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- BOTH:- Of course.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Did you know I am a great actor?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12No, because you're not.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I was in the most recent Transformers film.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17What, as a giant deadly robot?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19No, as a mouse.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You can see me scurrying across the screen at one point, if you look
0:09:22 > 0:09:27carefully, squint a bit, then close your eyes and use your imagination.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I always fancied doing a bit of acting.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Perhaps we could make our own film right here in the mouse hole.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36That's a great idea.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Of course, I will write it, direct it, produce it and star in it.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Well, what does that leave for me? - Making the tea.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49No? Fair enough.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55So, are you a bit worried about Jimmy coming back?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59What? No, what would give you that idea?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Everything you said on your show.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, that.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I just don't know how we'll both feel after all this time.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Well, you'll find out tomorrow.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10But waiting is so hard.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I mean, I've been trying everything to relax.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- I've been drinking herbal tea, doing meditation.- Any good?- No!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I've drunk so much herbal tea, that every time I try
0:10:20 > 0:10:23and meditate, I have to stop to go for a pee.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Well, how about to take your mind off things.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27You can help me film my ad?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Ooh, help you get it online to give it that big business-y boost.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Can I be the star?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Ooh, sorry, I've already cast the lead. Ta-da!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I just thought it'd sound so good, you know,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Kait's Bakes by appointment to Prince William himself.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Ooh, nice. Are you sure, though?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I mean, he can be a bit feisty.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Exactly, he's got an artistic temperament. He'll be perfect.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Come on.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59I come to help and he disappears.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00He has a habit of doing that.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, I do hope he hurries back soon.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07A Midsummer Night's Dream is one of my favourite plays of Will's.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Did you really call him Will? - All of his friends did.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Oh, to have been his friend.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16In my time, I've played almost all of the parts in it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19When I was young, I played both Hermia and Helena.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24Sorry had to get this, and I may not know much about the play,
0:11:24 > 0:11:26but aren't Hermia and Helena girls?
0:11:26 > 0:11:31Indeed, but in my time, women weren't allowed to become actors,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34so boys took the female parts.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Not letting women act is so unfair.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41I agree, but it is just what happened.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I thought you were leaving me alone with boring Shakespeare?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Well, like you said, if I help, then we can go and play quicker, swap
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Clare's face cream for toothpaste, make her sticky and minty.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56I often find that the best way to grasp a play is to act it out.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Yeah, skill, let's do that.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03Excellent, so all we need now is some more actors and costumes.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- I'll get some more actors. - And I'll get costumes.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08And I shall prepare to act.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Me-me-me-me, do-do-do-do-did-did-de-a.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18This is how you prepare? Oh.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23In my time, we used to eat a massive lunch and then have a lie-down.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27And to think I once thought you were a great actor.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Ugh. Well, that could have gone better.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Yeah, like Prince William might not have thrown me
0:12:37 > 0:12:39into Bogmoor's biggest, muddiest puddle.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Er, and you might not have chucked me into a pile of horse poo.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Yeah, sorry I did that. Still, I think we got it, though.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Let's take a look.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Did you leave the lens cap on?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Oh, I knew I should've gone to film school first.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55And action!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58No, no, no, no, Prince William, whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01LAUGHTER
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Think that's funny, do you? I'll show you funny.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Ahh! HORSE LAUGHS
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Did Prince William just laugh at me?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Well, he does have a really good sense of humour.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Guys, you've got to come to the main hall.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Come on, move it!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Why are we here? And who's this?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24He makes Gabe look trendy.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28I am Thomas Hill-Morton and you shall be acting out
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Mr Shakespeare's play... - A Midsummer Night's Dream.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35You're my band of merry players.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Uhh!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39OK, grumpy players.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Actually, I've got an ad to film.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Yeah, and I've got to help Kait. - Oh, yeah, no, actually, so have I.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48No, you need to stay and help Dylan. He always helps you, doesn't he?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Besides, if you don't join in, I'm going to be furious.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57It seems that we have found our Hermia.
0:13:57 > 0:14:03- Who?- One of the play's characters of whom Shakespeare says,
0:14:03 > 0:14:06"Though she is but little, she is fierce."
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Yeah, that's Leonie. - So, are the rest of you willing?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Go on, then, it might be a bit of fun.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16And we are merry players once more.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Now, young Dylan has gone to fetch me some costumes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Who will gather me some props?
0:14:21 > 0:14:25I shall! And master Rich may come and assist me.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, may I? All right, then.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Excellent. Now the rest of us shall prepare the stage.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Master Rich, you have gathered suitable props?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Think this might come in handy, eh?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48How about you, sir, and take that, you rogue.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53There are swords in his plays, but, alas, not this one.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- What else did you get?- Voila.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- No.- Cup of tea?- No.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Definitely no.- Boom... - Even more definitely no.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07How did you think that a games console would be useful?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Well, you know, I thought I could play on it if I get bored.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13You know, Shakespeare can be a bit yawnsville.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16He is never yawnsville!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19All right, if you say so, Gabe. What's in your prop bag, then?
0:15:21 > 0:15:28See, useful, useful and crucial.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Wait, mine are all rubbish, but that donkey's head is crucial?
0:15:32 > 0:15:37It is the symbolic and thematic heart of the entire piece.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38What?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42A man called Bottom gets it stuck on his head.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46That actually sounds quite funny, you know.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Maybe Shakespeare ain't so yawnsville after all.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55The perfect space for our play and how are the costumes coming along?
0:15:55 > 0:15:56I'm wearing tights.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00And you're carrying them off very well, master Richard.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02I do have nice legs, don't I?
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- I feel like a potato in a sack. - So do I, but a really cool potato.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10How do you look so good?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Is this a little big on me?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Nah... Maybe a bit.
0:16:14 > 0:16:19So, the stage is set. Come with me, master Dylan, you shall sit here.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Let us begin.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Now, this play takes place around the time of the wedding
0:16:27 > 0:16:30between Theseus, Duke of Athens and Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Who?- You see, this is why it's so hard.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37If I may put it in more modern terms.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Imagine Prince Harry marrying Jennifer Lawrence.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Oh, I get it, brilliant.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Hang on, Gabe, you know who Jennifer Lawrence is?
0:16:46 > 0:16:47I'm a big fan of hers.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I love that film she did, The Hungry James.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Yeah, a massive fan.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Gabriel, please can you stop interrupting?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Actually, that was kind of helpful.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Thank you.
0:16:58 > 0:17:04Now, the play's inspirations include Ovid's Metamorphosis.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06And that was way less helpful.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08So back to me, then.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Now, this is a play about love and how it drives even the most
0:17:11 > 0:17:16sane people mad, and it all takes place over one magical night.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Well, that's nice, but when do we start acting?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Now, fierce Hermia, for the action starts with you.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Cool. So what do I do?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Well, at the beginning of the play you're in love with a man
0:17:29 > 0:17:32named Lysander, who I shall play.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34So, if you just pretend that...
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Sweet Lysander, I love you so much, I fear my heart may burst.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- That kind of thing? - That was marvellous.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Alas, Hermia's father wants her to marry another, named Demetrius,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49whom she dislikes.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Now that shall be played by...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54you, Rich.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Oh, great.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I hate you, you're the worst thing I've ever seen.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03That's some good acting, Leonie. You was acting, right?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Now, though Hermia does not like Demetrius, another does,
0:18:07 > 0:18:09and her name is Helena.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12That shall be played by you. You love him, but he loves you not.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Maybe I should play Helena?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I have another role reserved for you.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23We just need love from you and rejection from you.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38The minimalist approach, interesting.
0:18:41 > 0:18:48OK, The Cat Hunter, scene one, take one, and action!
0:18:48 > 0:18:53For too long we have feared our feline foes,
0:18:53 > 0:18:59but now Carlos the Mighty Cat Hunter shall fight back.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Hear my roar! Meoow!
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Soon cats will not say, "Meow," they will say, "Ow,"
0:19:07 > 0:19:09because I will hurt them!
0:19:09 > 0:19:13OK, hang on a second, do I even get any lines in this?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Because either I get to do something or I'm going to become
0:19:16 > 0:19:20the Mouse Hunter, and the mouse that I hunt will be you.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24That's not in the script, is it?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Cut!
0:19:28 > 0:19:32To be together, Hermia and Lysander run away to the forest.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Lysander, let us go and love in peace forever.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39But because he still loves Hermia, Demetrius follows.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42No, don't go, Hermia.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45And because she still loves him, Helena also follows.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Hang on, wait for me.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51But then along comes a mischief-making fairy named Puck,
0:19:51 > 0:19:54to ruin things. Dylan, that shall be you.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57A mischief-maker who spoils it all?
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Bit of a stretch, isn't it?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Oh, it's amazing. So what do I do?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Well, Puck's master, Oberon, who is King of the Fairies.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- I'll be him. - Who doesn't say anything yet...
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Not fair.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13..pities Helena, so he gets Puck to cast a spell on Demetrius
0:20:13 > 0:20:14to make him love her.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Only Puck gets the wrong man, and it is Lysander who falls in love
0:20:17 > 0:20:19with her instead.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Oh, Helena, how I do love thee so.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Excuse me, what about me?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Sorry, Hermia, I do not love thee now.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35That makes me furious! And sad.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Well, when Oberon hears what's happened...
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Yeah, but still doesn't say anything.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Still not fair.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43..he makes Puck do the spell properly
0:20:43 > 0:20:45so that Demetrius falls in love with Helena.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Only Helena doesn't believe him.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51What are you doing, bruv?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Fairy magic.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58Abracadabra, abracadoo, Demetrius will now love you.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Just tell her that you love her.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- I love you. - Diction, clarity.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- I love you. - No, really look at her.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10I... Oh, do you know what?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I can't be bothered with this any more.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Me too, this is ridiculous.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Brilliant, so real, so truthful.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22You don't know the half of it.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Right, time for my bit, I think.
0:21:27 > 0:21:33I am Oberon, King of the Fairies!
0:21:33 > 0:21:38And though I'm usually a very fair fairy, I am now cross,
0:21:38 > 0:21:43really cross, because my Queen Titania has upset me grievously.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Ohh!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52You're laughing at me. Fine.
0:21:52 > 0:21:57If you don't appreciate great acting, then you shall not have it.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Why are all the corners taken?
0:22:03 > 0:22:09Well, that was extraordinary, although Oberon was very
0:22:09 > 0:22:12cross with Titania, the role I was saving for you.
0:22:12 > 0:22:18Me? A Queen? Oh, I could get used to this.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- So as she slept...- Oh.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Oberon got Puck to magically make her fall in love with
0:22:27 > 0:22:31the first thing that she set her eyes upon waking.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Abracadabra, abracadee, fall in love with the first thing you see.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Jimmy?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Jimmy? There is no Jimmy in this play.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Hey, guys, my flight landed early, so, yeah, here I am.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52So we'll just stop the whole play all together, shall we?
0:22:52 > 0:22:53I don't know why I bother.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03This place hasn't changed much, but you're dressed really weird.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06And there's a new ghost I don't know. Looks a bit angry.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Well, that's Thomas. Esme sent him back to help me with my homework.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Is it about being a grumpy ghost?
0:23:11 > 0:23:16Worse, Shakespeare, a Midsummer Night's Dream.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Uhh, yawn.- You're kidding, right? That's an awesome play.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- Huh?- Sorry, you know who Shakespeare is?- Yeah.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24This place might not have changed, but you have.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27No, not at all, I've loved that play since I was at school.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Can you help me with it, then?
0:23:28 > 0:23:32No, but maybe Mr will.i.am Shakespeare can.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Luckily, I came prepared.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17APPLAUSE
0:24:17 > 0:24:18- So, you've got it? - Yeah.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Right, now go do your homework.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- What? No, come on... - Homework first, fun later.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I'll help you. I can act bits out.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- OK, cheers, Jimmy. - No worries, man.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Such a travesty. So modern!
0:24:32 > 0:24:37- An insult to the great man. - Finally something we agree on.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Ah. Perhaps this shall keep him quiet?
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Oh, so I'm Bottom, am I? Wait, it's Titania who loves me...
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Donkey attack!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51No - it's made him even louder.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- It's good to see you, Clare. - Oh, you too, Jimmy.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- Ehh. - I'm sorry if I was annoying.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Oh, no, no, not at all, though you were a little bit.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06It's just that I get so passionate about the great man.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I know, I understand, I share that passion.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Do you think we have passed some of it on to them?
0:25:12 > 0:25:13We certainly tried.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I've just had an idea.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19How would you like to meet the master himself?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Shakespeare?- The very same. I can introduce you, if you like.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28No, I... I would not like that, I would love it!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Well, come on, then!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34It's good to see you, man. I've got so many ideas, you know.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35So have I.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39You've actually wrote them down?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Hey, you've got to be serious to succeed.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43I want to succeed.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45So, how is it seeing Jimmy again?
0:25:45 > 0:25:49He's...different. I mean, the way he told Dylan to do his homework.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Yeah, that's not like Jimmy.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53It's like a more grown-up version of Jimmy.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57No, but he's still daft, I mean, how he had that donkey on his head.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Mad idea..
0:26:04 > 0:26:05And action!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07From apple and aniseed.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09To carrot and corn.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Kait's Bakes are the best animal snacks anywhere ever.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Yep, and they're super good for you and hyper-yummy, and that's
0:26:15 > 0:26:19come straight from the horse's mouth, even though I am a donkey.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Ee-oor, ee-or, ee-or. - And cut! That's a wrap.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25That's exactly what my business needed to get it to the next level.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Thanks, guys. - Ee-or, ee-or, ee-or.