0:00:07 > 0:00:09Hurry up, Co-ordinator, it's about to start!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Yes?- Oh!
0:00:14 > 0:00:19I wish you wouldn't do that. Stop sneaking up on people like that.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23A billion years of evolution and all you ever do is nag, nag, nag.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I can also flush, flush, flush you out the airlock
0:00:26 > 0:00:28if you talk all the way through, again!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hi, my name's Dani and this is my wonderful...
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- I'm Sam.- Oi! - Her best friend.- As I was saying...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39I'm her best friend, too. Toby.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41AS I was saying, this is my show. ..Max!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43That's me! I'm her brother.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- Get out of it. - I'm his best friend.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48AS I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my show.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- It's not your show...- No, it isn't! - It's my show!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05I wonder what the theme of this week's episode is going to be?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hi, I'm Dani and this is my house.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15The clue might be that earthling Dani is dressed in a pirate's outfit.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16No, no, don't tell me.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- I bet it's about plumbers. - She's dressed as a pirate!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22It's a lumberjack theme, isn't it?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- No!- Accountant? - Ah!- Window cleaners?- Ah!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27SHE SPEAKS BACKWARDS
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Hi, I'm Dani and this is my house.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Well, technically, my parents' house,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40but they're at yoga class while I'm stuck here looking after the baby.
0:01:40 > 0:01:47Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaaaaah!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50That baby. The baby from hell.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51And through here...
0:01:51 > 0:01:55This is my den. Great, isn't it?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58This is my sofa and, er, that's a half-eaten sandwich.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01And these are my friends Toby and Sam.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Say hi to the universe, Toby and Sam.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Hello!- Hello, universe.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Hello, Toby and Sam.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Hello, half-eaten sandwich. - LAUGHTER
0:02:15 > 0:02:17And that's the other half of the sandwich.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Tell us again, why are we dressed like idiots?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yeah, that's seriously messing up my hair.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25You know, a lot of skill goes into making it look this good.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27What, dragging yourself backwards through a hedge?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- You're funny.- I thought it would be fun to have a pirate DVD marathon.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Are those illegal?
0:02:33 > 0:02:38Not pirated DVDs, you fool. She means DVDs about pirates.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39- Johnny Depp.- Orlando Bloom.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Pieces of eight.- Shiver me timbers.
0:02:42 > 0:02:48- Is that something to do with lumberjacks?- No, you idiot, pirates.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Land ahoy, Captain Brown Beard!
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Aarh!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58First mate Tobias, hoist the mainbrace.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Hoist the mainbrace. Right you are, Captain.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Remind me again, where is the mainbrace exactly?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10It's on the starboard side.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Next to the mizzen mast.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Mizzen mast, right.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20I'm sorry...which one's the starboard side again?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21The right side.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- My right or your right? - It's near the poop deck.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- The what deck?- The poop deck.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31You're kidding, right?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Avast ye! Make this scurvy dog walk the plank, Master Samuel.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I've had enough of his bog-brained prattle!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Oh, my pleasure, Captain.- Wait!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Wait, wait, wait! I think I might need to visit the poop deck!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Pirates were the coolest of the cool.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51They did whatever they wanted, went wherever they wanted
0:03:51 > 0:03:52and wore the best clothes.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Apparently.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm Max. This is my friend Ben. Say hello, Ben.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Wassu-u-u-up?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oi, you, out of the Dani zone.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Hey, this is my den, too.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Wassu-u-u-up?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08BOTH: Wassu-u-u-up?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12'Wassu-u-up?' BOTH: Wassup?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15They've got the material, I'll give them that.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Max, get out, you're cramping my style.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19So speaks the girl with a dead bird on her shoulder.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Do you want to reach your teens? Now shift it!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I'll remember this when you need my help.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Like that's ever going to happen. - Come on, Ben.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Let's go and spend some money and leave the pirates to their scurvy.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Yeah! ..What's scurvy?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Wish I could make that little squirt walk the plank.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39That's no way to talk about Toby.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42He's not a dog. He doesn't need walking.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Ha-ha-ha! Be still, my aching sides.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Ah, poor Toby. We shouldn't call him a plank.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Ow!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Your big sister sucks.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Tell me about it. "Get out of Dani's room!"
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Never mind. That new football game is out on the Cyber-Effect Box today
0:05:03 > 0:05:08and I just happen to have enough money saved to...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10TINY JINGLE
0:05:14 > 0:05:16There was nearly 50 quid in there!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Where's it all gone?- Maybe you could borrow some off your sister.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Are you kidding? She's never got any...money...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27CHEERING AND SHOUTING
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Dani...!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39YELL CONTINUES
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Now, to talk like a pirate, it has to come from the back of your throat.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Try it.- Arh.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51No. It's more like... Aaagggh!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Aaagggh!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Perfect.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Pay attention, you charmless, scurvy rascal.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05If there's one thing pirates need, it's good eyesight.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Now, you's gonna have yourself an eye test.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Who said that?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12LAUGHTER
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Oh. Oh...er, Captain.
0:06:14 > 0:06:20Now, can you read the first here line on this eye chart?
0:06:20 > 0:06:26- Ar.- What about this next line? - Ar, ar.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- Third line.- Ar, ar, ar.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Ar...
0:06:35 > 0:06:37HE GASPS
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Give me back my money.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44- I know you stole it.- How dare you? I borrowed it.- Where is it?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- I spent it all. I'll pay you back eventually.- I need it today.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I'm a pirate, Max. This is what we do.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Yeah, and what I do is demolish big sisters.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Aagh! Aagh! Get off me! Aaagh! Max!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Ouch! Ow! Max! Aah!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09These earth creatures are most primitive, Co-ordinator Zark.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13I can't believe they still resolve their disputes with violence.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Awful.- Yes, awful...
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Would it be OK if I hit you? - What?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Just a bit.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Why in the seven galaxies would you want to hit me?
0:07:26 > 0:07:31It's for a...report type of thing that I'm doing.
0:07:31 > 0:07:38- What report?- Into, I don't know, why violence is wrong.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44All right, there is no report. Watching all this human aggression
0:07:44 > 0:07:47is really getting me fired up. It's making me all raaa! You know?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Resist your urges, Co-ordinator Zark.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Our species has lived a non-violent lifestyle for 1,000 generations.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56We are a peaceful...
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Now do you see why this is wrong?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Wrong and fun.- Ooh!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20SHOUTING
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Get him off!- Guys...really childish.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Pull her hair! Pull her hair!- Toby!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Sorry, caught up in the moment.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Aaah, right!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Guys, come on, break it up. You never know who's watching.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Ow!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Lay another finger on me and you'll be grounded forever.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Yeah? How're you gonna do that?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I'll tell Mum and Dad you swore at me.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58And I'll tell them you're a liar.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Who do you think they're gonna believe? Me, who's twice as old,
0:09:01 > 0:09:05twice as responsible and twice as smart as you'll ever be, or you,
0:09:05 > 0:09:08the boy who cried for a week when he read the last Harry Potter book?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Come on, Ben. We're out of here.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Pirates are stupid anyway.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Wasn't that a bit much in front of his friend?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Yeah, you did plunder his booty. - It's only Max. He's plankton.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27I heard that!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Duck!- That's a parrot!
0:09:43 > 0:09:48Oh! For a minute there I thought something really bad was going to happen.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50HUGE SMASH No!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52LAUGHTER
0:09:54 > 0:09:57This is Mum's favourite vase. Gran left it to her in her will.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59This is all your fault, Max.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04- You are in so much trouble.- But, Dani, you're the responsible one.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07You were in charge when it happened, so, technically, it's your fault.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Get out now before I break you, too!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Is this your parrot?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Seriously, Mum is going to do her nut.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21You have no idea how much this vase means to her.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23"Meant" to her, surely?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Waaaah!
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- Waaah! Waaah! - That's all I need.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Stealing my money!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Insulting me! She's not going to get away with this, Ben.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42We need to strike her where it hurts.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Her nose?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48We have to think up a revenge so sweet that it hurts.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Sweet, eh?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53We could feed her sugar until her teeth turn black,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57so she gets toothache and she has to have all of her teeth pulled out,
0:10:57 > 0:10:59so all she can eat is mushed-up mush, mush, mush.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Sweet as in evil.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Evil and brilliant.- She seems to be quite into pirates.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Maybe a pirate-themed revenge?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12I've got it! She likes pirates so much,
0:11:12 > 0:11:15we'll give her a pirate-themed revenge.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Wicked!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:11:23 > 0:11:25THEY BOTH LAUGH EVILLY
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I don't even know why we're laughing!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35If I don't get this vase fixed, my life is as good as over.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Can you keep an eye on the baby for a bit?
0:11:37 > 0:11:42- Wah-wah, wah-wah! Waaah!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Two eyes, even? Right, great, thanks. Really appreciate it.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- But, Dani...- Back in ten, maybe 20.
0:11:49 > 0:11:5140 at the most.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53BABY COOS
0:11:57 > 0:11:59BABY CACKLES EVILLY
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- - Waaah!- Ow!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Right, I'll see what Dani's up to.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Oh, no, you don't.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm not dealing with that...thing on my own.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Waaah! BABY FARTS
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Ohhh, gross!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16It's perfectly natural, Toby.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20An expelling of gases which build up in the digestive tract.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- BABY FARTS AGAIN - Oh!- Aw!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Oh, my... OK, I take it back.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29That is anything but natural.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31BABY CACKLES EVILLY
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Oh!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Somebody's...teething.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Waaaaah!
0:12:43 > 0:12:49Co-ordinator, I think there's something wrong with our audio feed on our televisualiser.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's making a terrible noise.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56That noise is coming from what the humans call a baby, Co-ordinator Zark.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Is it broken?- I believe not.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Personally, I actually find the noise quite soothing.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Really?
0:13:07 > 0:13:12WAAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAAH!
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Not that soothing!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Good evening, good morning, good afternoon.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- OK. Your sign says you do invisible mending?- That's right.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29And you'll never be able to tell it was broken.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Great! Do you think you'll be able to fix this?
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Oh, that really is broken. It won't be cheap.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39You see, that's the problem.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I'm broke, too. Bit of a cash crisis.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I don't suppose there's any chance of a freebie?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Pretty please, with sprinkles on top?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Well, as you asked so nicely,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I think I might be able to manage a freebie.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Give me a few seconds.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00TAPPING
0:14:00 > 0:14:01SAWING
0:14:01 > 0:14:02BANGING
0:14:02 > 0:14:04TOILET FLUSHING
0:14:04 > 0:14:05PNEUMATIC DRILL
0:14:07 > 0:14:08All finished.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Well?- Well, here you go.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Well, where's the vase?
0:14:14 > 0:14:18- It's right in front of you. I'm holding it. Oh, oh...!
0:14:18 > 0:14:19No, you're not.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Look, invisible mending.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Are you telling me you made the vase invisible?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27And you'll never be able to tell it was broken.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Daah...!
0:14:32 > 0:14:33I can't believe you fell for that.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35That's not funny.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- CRASHING - Here's your broken vase back.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43You want me to fix it? You pay me, with sprinkles.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- But I don't have any money.- Get a job. Good day to you, young lady.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Or is it good night?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55RESOUNDING SMASH
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Ha-ha-ha-ha! Heh-heh-heh!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59CLASHING
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- BABY GURGLES - Tongs.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Tongs.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08SQUELCHING
0:15:12 > 0:15:14HE GROANS
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Wipes.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Wipes.
0:15:21 > 0:15:29- BLEEPING - 50cc of talcum powder.
0:15:29 > 0:15:3150cc of talcum powder.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Guys! You'll never guess what we just found. It's a treasure map.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Oh, what's that smell?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Toby.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47- What have you found, Max?- A genuine, antique, pirate treasure map.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I found it in the attic inside an old chest.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54Well, anyway, it's very pretty and stuff, but I don't suppose it's of use to anyone,
0:15:54 > 0:15:56so I'll just put it in the bin.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Hey, this is really old.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Hang on, where's the baby?- What do you mean, "Where's the baby?"
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Well, it was here a second ago.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19It can't have gone far!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- It's vanished.- Are you telling me there's a baby loose in this house?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Yes.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27And it's not wearing a nappy.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37Welcome to Happy Big Burger, where the burgers actually beg to be cooked.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I saw your advert in the window. Is there still a vacancy?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- When can you start?- Immediately. - The job is yours.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Don't you want to interview me or anything?
0:16:46 > 0:16:51That won't be necessary. Brothers and sisters, we have a new convert.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Big welcome to Sister ...?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Er, Dani.- Big welcome to Sister Dani.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Welcome, Sister Dani!
0:17:00 > 0:17:01This IS a burger bar, right?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Indeed, sister. We worship the holy trinity...
0:17:04 > 0:17:09burger, fries and shake. Say it with me now, brothers and sisters...
0:17:09 > 0:17:11# We put the gherkin on the burger
0:17:11 > 0:17:13# And the cheese on the gherkin
0:17:13 > 0:17:16# And the burger in the bun...! #
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Praise be!
0:17:17 > 0:17:21I'm talking about the burger, Sister Dani, the ultimate food.
0:17:21 > 0:17:27I'm talking the burgers, the fries, the deli-i-icious vanilla shake.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Let me hear you say, give me a bap! - Give me a bap!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Let me hear you say, slap on some cheese!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34# Slap on some cheese! Ooh, ooh! #
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Erm, could I just ask a couple of questions?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Go ahead.- Firstly, are you all mad?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- Yes.- Thought so. And secondly, when do I get paid?
0:17:43 > 0:17:44We don't get paid.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49We work for the love, the love of our beloved big burger.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Praise the burger!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54# Praise the burger! Praise the burger!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- # Praise the burger! # - Praise the burger.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- # Praise the burger! Praise it! # - Praise it.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I am in so much trouble.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07This is really interesting, you know.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Yeah, so is looking for a lost baby.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I could really do with a hand, Sam.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16No vase, no job, no money.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Mum and Dad are gonna explode.
0:18:19 > 0:18:25- What's up?- Nothing. The baby's fine. - I never said it wasn't.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- (Have you tried looking down the back of the sofa?)- What was that?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Er, looking for money down the back of the sofa?
0:18:31 > 0:18:35I'm always finding money down the back of the sofa.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40What, 100-odd quids' worth? Cos that's how much it's gonna cost to get this vase fixed.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Toby, what are you doing?
0:18:42 > 0:18:49Erm, nothing. I had an itchy face, so I was scratching it.
0:18:51 > 0:18:56- On the carpet?- Yeah. ..Hey, look what we found.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59It's a treasure map.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- What, seriously?- Seriously. Max found it up in the attic.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Right. Max. He probably just bought it from some junk shop.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I think it may be the real deal, though.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Yeah, he didn't even want it.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13He just threw it in the bin.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15HE MOUTHS
0:19:17 > 0:19:19I guess it does look pretty authentic.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23There's a series of clues written round the edge, which I think point
0:19:23 > 0:19:26to treasure buried right underneath the garage floor.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- Oh, come on! - Well, this house is pretty old.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31The map could have been here a couple of hundred years.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Right, and Max just happened to find it today?
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- Dani, you could be standing on a fortune. - BABY COOING
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I could afford to get that vase mended.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Worked like a charm.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Aaah!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52BABY: Ooh-aah!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54BABY SIGHS
0:19:54 > 0:19:55LAUGHTER
0:19:55 > 0:19:57BABY CHUCKLES
0:20:02 > 0:20:04What?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06We've all done it.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Well, the map says the treasure's buried underneath the garage floor.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Dani, think about this.- You're the one that said there was treasure.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17That doesn't mean we have to dig it up now!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21What will your parents say when they find a big hole in their garage?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24It could be worse if they find that vase still broken.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- What if there isn't any treasure under there?- What if I'm wrong?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30It has been known to happen.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Then we've got the beginnings of a great new, indoor swimming pool.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Look, guys, think. We could be standing on a fortune.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38But I'm not getting the blame if not.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41And if there is buried treasure, we're gonna be rich and famous.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- Watcha Samantha. How you doin', darlin'?- What are you and how did you get in here?
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Daily Scribbler, daily filth. Now since becoming mega-rich,
0:20:56 > 0:20:58what have you spent your money on? Ferrari? Mansion?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Hyper-sonic helicopter?
0:21:00 > 0:21:04I just bought a rare couple of first editions, darling, and gave the rest to charity.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- I'll write down "hyper-sonic helicopter".- That's not what I said!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- What happened to you?- Nothing.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Have you been spending your money on plastic surgery again, darling? - Don't be ridiculous.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Smile, Tobster!- I am smiling.
0:21:25 > 0:21:30- Woah.- I still don't think this is a good idea.- Nor me, Dani.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I don't just mean cos I might get mud on my trainers.
0:21:33 > 0:21:38- Agh! There's mud on my trainers. - Come on, guys, think pirate. What would Johnny Depp do?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Stand around looking cool and dreamy.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- We were born to do this. - Shouldn't we just own up? - I'm not taking the blame.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49This started cos Max got in my face.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- It started cos you broke a vase. - Because he attacked me.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Because you stole his money. Look, all I'm saying is maybe you ought
0:21:55 > 0:21:58to accept a teensy-weensy, lickle, bitty-witty bit of the blame.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Perhaps, maybe. Dani.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- Fine. If you guys don't wanna help, I'll do it on my own.- Oh, don't be like that.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Just don't think I'm sharing the fame and fortune with you.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Looks like we're off the crew.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Guys, wait! I'm sorry.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18TING, THUMP
0:22:18 > 0:22:23That sounded like something hard. Guys, I've found it!
0:22:23 > 0:22:24I've found the treasure!
0:22:25 > 0:22:33- Aaah!- Oh, wow! Is that the treasure?- Aaah! Help me please!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Aaah! Aaah!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46You know what that sound is, don't you, Ben?
0:22:46 > 0:22:54- Geese?- It's the sound of revenge. "Just an old map printed out from the internet."
0:22:54 > 0:22:58A few alterations made to look as if the treasure is buried beneath our house
0:22:58 > 0:23:03and then the careful application of some household tea to age it.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Voila! One instant pirate treasure map.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09You're a genius, Max.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13That I am. And now for the cherry on my trifle of revenge.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17I step in and offer my assistance.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:23:22 > 0:23:26THEY LAUGH EVILLY I'm doing it again!
0:23:33 > 0:23:34My shovel hit the water pipe!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37You'll have your indoor swimming pool after all, eh?
0:23:37 > 0:23:42- Aaah! We need to do something to plug up the hole.- We could use Toby's big head.- Or your big butt.
0:23:42 > 0:23:48- Aaah!- Ooh!- Waaaaa!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52DISTANT SCREAMING
0:23:53 > 0:23:57I'm sorry I attacked you and I'm sorry for screaming.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Apology accepted.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04What are the humans doing now?
0:24:04 > 0:24:08I think they're having something called a...water fight?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13A water fight, eh?
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Ah, water fights are serious fun!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Aaah! Aaah!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- What happened?- The water stopped.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- I wondered why it was suddenly drier in here.- How's my hair?- Damp.
0:24:36 > 0:24:41Just emerged from the ocean like some rugged, stud-muffin, surfer-dude damp?
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- More like just drowned in a puddle, sort of damp.- Oh.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Well, well, WATER mess is in here.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Get it? WATER mess, what a mess?
0:24:52 > 0:24:56- Anyone?- I don't need you in here gloating, Max.- I came to help.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- You?!- Yep, in fact it was me who turned off the water.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Why would you do that?- I hardly need your drowning on my conscience.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Why would it be on your conscience?
0:25:06 > 0:25:10- Because I forged the treasure map. - Oh, I knew it!
0:25:11 > 0:25:15All right, I didn't know it.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Now who's the smarter one? Say it.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Say I'm smarter than you. Fine.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I'll go and turn on the water again.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25All right! You're smarter than me.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Now admit you underestimated me.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30(Underestimated you.)
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- I can't hear you! - I underestimated you!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Great.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Now we can discuss how I'm going to lend you the money
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- to fix the vase you broke. - But I took all your money.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Dani, Dani, Dani!
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Did you seriously think I'm going to leave all my piggy banks where you can find them?
0:25:48 > 0:25:52I'll lend you the money on one condition.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I know I'm going to regret this.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Wassu-u-up?
0:26:00 > 0:26:05On the one hand, my brother may be annoying, but at least he paid to get the vase fixed.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08On the down side, I have to pay him back with interest
0:26:08 > 0:26:10by letting him have the den for the rest of the day.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Wassu-u-up?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Captain.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- Agh!- There's something wrong with this here telescope.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- Try your other eye.- Ohh.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34Woah! Yeah, that's better.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- 'Dani, Max, we're home!' - And not a moment too soon.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Right, Max, time's up.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- We want this den back to how it was. - Get lost, Dani.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- We're not done!- Yes, you are.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05NO!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Oh, that was another fine show.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13What we saw of it.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15We're meant to be superior beings,
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- but you're more interested in fighting.- It's not my fault.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21I'm easily influenced by what I watch.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25What's on the other side?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28A sport that humans call boxing.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Great. Let's give it a go.
0:27:31 > 0:27:36# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:36 > 0:27:38# Let's lift these chains
0:27:38 > 0:27:43# Let's rock these waves right out to sea
0:27:43 > 0:27:48# I will be
0:27:48 > 0:27:51# Breaking free. #