0:00:05 > 0:00:12I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with S.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Spaceship.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Yes.
0:00:15 > 0:00:21I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with...S.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- Space.- Nope!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I spy, with...
0:00:25 > 0:00:27What?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29No. It's not "space".
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Space...capsule.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- No! Give up?- No. Space...
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- station?- No!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38You'll kick yourself when I tell you.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Space...timewarp integration device?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- No.- OK. Tell me.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Shark.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Where can you see a shark?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51You have to SEE it?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55What was that for?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56HE SIGHS
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Hi, my name's Dani, and this is my wonderful...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- I'm Sam - her best friend. - As I was saying...
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I'm her best friend too, Toby.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10As I was saying, this is my show.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Max!- That's me. I'm her brother. - Get out of here...
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- And I'm his best friend, Ben. - As I was saying,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18my name's Dani, and this is my show.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20THEY ALL ARGUE
0:01:28 > 0:01:30And...point. And...
0:01:30 > 0:01:31point. And...
0:01:31 > 0:01:33point. And...
0:01:33 > 0:01:35point.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38And point. And...point.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:01:44 > 0:01:48RINGING CONTINUES
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Hi, I'll do it!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Mum, I can't talk right now,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I'm waiting to hear about the funky weather-girl job. Bye!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- For your sake, this better be a dream.- Oww!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05No, it's real.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Wait a sec, let me double-check.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Oww! Yep, definitely real.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- What are you doing in my room, anyway?- Dusting!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18You expect me to believe that?
0:02:18 > 0:02:23Ooergh! Yes, but then I expected a quad bike for Christmas...
0:02:23 > 0:02:25MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Hi.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27What?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Lynsey Bakewell got the funky weather-girl job?
0:02:30 > 0:02:35I've been practising funky pointing to Cornwall!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37OK. Fine.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Lynsey Bakewell beat me again. Why?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Because she knows where Cornwall is?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57This is turning into a bit of an odd morning.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01First Max, now Sam...
0:03:01 > 0:03:03What is it with videoing innocent household objects?
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Innocent? These plugs can cause a typhoon in India.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Wow. You heard it here first, folks.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Too much reading really can rot your brain.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Is that true, Co-ordinator Zang?
0:03:19 > 0:03:23I think, Co-ordinator Zark, it depends what you read.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Ugh...
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Sam, no-one is gonna be interested in two plugs and a socket.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Ahh! Two plugs and a socket...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41They must be in love.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Wait. He's a 13-amp and she's a 15.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45So...?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Trust me. It'll never work.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Wow. This is REALLY boring, Sam.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Hey, guys!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56BOTH: OWW!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Leaving chargers plugged in contributes to global warming.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02And...you're contributing to global boring.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Me?! Who watched 14 hours of football yesterday?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Er, 15½. I watched another when I got home.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Do you know how much electricity that is?- It's the European Championship.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Anyway, how'd you get here? Cycle?
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Yes, actually.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- You cycled?- Oh, when did you get your stabilisers off?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23When I started my Reduce Your Carbon Footprint course.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Reduce Your what?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28It measures your personal energy use. "Carbon Footprint" sounds more hip!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Ah, cycling.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38An archaic mode of transport on two-wheeled machines called "bikes".
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh, bikes! Remember those?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- No.- Me neither.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Obviously a stage of transport evolution that passed us by.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I wonder why?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Oh, I really can't think...
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- And teenagers are the worst at wasting energy.- Oh, rubbish.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01It's true! Check out my project.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07'Hi. I've been measuring the carbon footprint of two average teenagers.'
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Average? Try "exceptional"! - Try cute - check that hairstyle.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15'Yeah, mate. I'm watching the game.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16'Dani's house.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19'Oh, you should've seen that shot!'
0:05:19 > 0:05:23'Could this teenager use any more energy-guzzling devices?'
0:05:23 > 0:05:26'Hang on a sec... Yeah?'
0:05:26 > 0:05:29'Sadly, it seems he can.'
0:05:31 > 0:05:34How can you use so many things at once?
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Practice?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41'And this is the result.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44'Just look at the size of his carbon footprint.'
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- It's a yeti! - Yeah, and here's his big sister...
0:05:47 > 0:05:51'..with HER carbon footprint.'
0:05:51 > 0:05:52No way.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Cameras can't lie.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57'This teenager doesn't even use the energy she's consuming.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07'Polar bears could be on the brink of extinction,
0:06:07 > 0:06:10'but this girl warms her socks in the tumble dryer.'
0:06:14 > 0:06:17You warm your socks in the tumble dryer?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Doesn't everyone?
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- How'd you get that stuff, anyway? - Meet my undercover camera team.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27If polar bears are on the brink of extinction,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30then you two are over the edge.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37'But not ALL teenagers are so irresponsible.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41'Take actress and green teen guru Lynsey Bakewell.'
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Lynsey Bakewell.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- She got my funky weather-girl job. - Not surprised.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Great little carbon footprint.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- She campaigns for Save Our Climate Now.- So?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54So she gets to predict funky drizzle over Doncaster, you don't.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- I could be a role model.- Pfff...
0:06:57 > 0:07:00If it means not coming second to Green Cinders again.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Can I help you?- Um, yeah. Can you do something with this?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Ooh, nah, can't get the parts.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11What parts?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I dunno, it's just something I always say.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Just plugs and points, then?
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- It's not a car. This is my image! - Mm. Bodywork's a bit dented.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- That's cos I'm always coming second.- Ah, well.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Let's see what we can do.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30There ya go. First place!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- In what?- What's your name?- Dani...
0:07:33 > 0:07:37In the Dani Of The Year contest. In this shop, obviously.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Er... There you go. There's another one.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Best Customer In Shop?
0:07:44 > 0:07:50- I'm the ONLY customer.- Er... Funniest Customer In Shop...
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Baddest Customer In Shop...
0:07:52 > 0:07:57Happiest... Grumpiest... Only... Baddest... Best.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Is this helping?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, yeah. Tonnes better(!)
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Congratulations - Most Improved Image In Shop.- Stop it!
0:08:06 > 0:08:10These awards are just covering up the dents. I want them to go away.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Ah. Well. That's a rebuild, then. Means you gotta make some changes.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- How? Is there a book or something? - Oh...
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Like, How To Stop Being Second And Start Coming First?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Yeah, exactly.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Sorry, sold that to the last customer.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33OK, I really want to do something to save the planet,
0:08:33 > 0:08:35and more importantly, my career.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Like...?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Like...giving up the baby's disposable nappies?
0:08:39 > 0:08:44- Really?- Yeah. I mean, washing babies' nappies, how hard can it be?
0:08:44 > 0:08:48BABY SQUELCHES AND GURGLES
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Or, I could write a blog on recycling and carbon typesetting?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Carbon offsetting.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13That too.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21- I think climate change makes the human planet interesting.- I agree.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- The Ice Age was my favourite.- Boring.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Once you've seen one iceberg, you've seen them all.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30But Ice Age 2 had such a great beginning.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- The meteor crashing into the Earth and wiping out the dinosaurs.- Ooh!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Classic.- Typical. You'll watch anything that's got explosions.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41That's your carbon footprint?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- I'm surprised you can stand up. - She's just showing off.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46I could beat that if I wanted to.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- No you couldn't. - Bet I could. Any day.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- OK, you're on.- Hey!
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Wow, I'm impressed. Missing the football's going to really hurt.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58No, not today.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01You heard him, everyone. A bet's a bet.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07I meant a day as in... "a day", not "today".
0:10:08 > 0:10:11You know, there's one thing I don't understand with Sam's video.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15What, how Sam thinks carbon dioxide emissions damage the ozone layer?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- OK, two things.- The definition of a greenhouse gas?- Ok, three things.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22How a three degree rise in temperature
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- could reverse the Gulf Stream? - OK, I didn't understand any of it.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29But what I really want to know is, what is carbon offsetting?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Carbon offsetting? We learnt about it at school.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oh yeah... No, nothing.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Instead of cutting your carbon emissions
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- you pay someone else to cut theirs. - Have you explained it yet?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Cos I just heard words.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43OK. Say Dani wants three showers a day.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Sorry, I thought you said three showers IN A DAY!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51She could pay us NOT to shower, then it would seem like she only had one.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55People would pay us not to shower? But I only pretend to, anyway!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58< Ben, have you had your shower yet?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I'm taking it now, Mum!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07I think we should start...
0:11:07 > 0:11:12the B-Max Personalised Carbon Offset Scheme!
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I don't even know why we're laughing!
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Oh, ho-ho! That is highly amusing!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31What is carbon offsetting?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34It's when humans consume more than their fair share
0:11:34 > 0:11:37and pay someone else to plant a tree for them.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Why?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41It makes them feel better
0:11:41 > 0:11:45when they've done something they think is selfish.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54Co-ordinator Zark. I see you've planted a lot of trees.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Is there something you want to tell me?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59No. Why?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Buuuuurp!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Just checking.- No problem.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09D'you wanna help me with my green webpage?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Yeah, sure. I've got nothing better to do.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Coordinator, do you think we should go green?- We already are.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Oh, yes! Well, that was easy!
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Hi, I'm Dani! And this is my new Green Team webpage.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52OK, if this is the problem...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Yeah, I'm watching the game...
0:13:56 > 0:13:58NEEDLES CLICK, THUNDER RUMBLES
0:14:00 > 0:14:02..then what's the solution?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Here are today's two top carbon-cutting tips!
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Hey, you!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Yes, you!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Mobile phones use electricity.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18So why not switch them off?
0:14:21 > 0:14:22And talk?
0:14:24 > 0:14:30'Talking is fun, why not try? Open your mouth and let the words flow!
0:14:30 > 0:14:31'See, isn't this fun?'
0:14:31 > 0:14:33MOBILE BLEEPS
0:14:34 > 0:14:37And what about those wasteful text messages?
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Well what's wrong with good old-fashioned pencil and paper?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Recycled, of course!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47'So, pick up a pen, write it all down.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50'Instead of pressing send, pass it to your friend!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56'And think of the person receiving it.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59'Think of what joy it will bring to their lives!
0:14:59 > 0:15:03'And then, you can start the whole thing over and over again!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05'Think of the hours of endless fun!
0:15:07 > 0:15:13'No electricity needed! Oh, how we've laughed!'
0:15:18 > 0:15:19What do you think?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22That you're not taking this seriously.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24It's a fun way of getting the message over!
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Things about climate change can be so boring.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Like my video project, you mean?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Uh, no. Your footage was great, once I had gagged it up a bit.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36It's about global catastrophe, laughing can't help.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Well it can't hurt, and it's already helping my career.- How?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Casting director saw it. I'm up for an ad in Vague.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Vague? The new green magazine?- Yeah!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48BOTH: For women with more important things on their mind than fashion!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- What's the ad for? - Organic swimsuits.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Mmmmm. Organic swimsuits, my favourite health food.
0:15:58 > 0:16:03Hmmm. Almost as good as these - wholemeal underpants!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Cue cards?- Check.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Props?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Check.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Suits?
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Check.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Oh, I'll say.- Sorry. All they had at the charity shop.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25OK, we're going in!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29C'mon, let's have a crack, c'mon...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Let's make a pass, come on!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Through ball! Through ball! Oooh!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Toby, still want to reduce your carbon footprint?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Like to reduce unwanted nagging?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- By 100%?- Or even more!
0:16:43 > 0:16:48Not now, boys. The guy opposite is watching Switzerland - Croatia.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Co-ordinator Zang, where is Croatia?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56I don't know. But it must be close if he can see it through the window.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Don't give your wife the remote!
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Take it off her! That episode of Friends has been on 12 times!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Closed the curtains!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13It wouldn't matter if you had...these.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15What are they?
0:17:15 > 0:17:16B-Max carbon offset pouches.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18That's vouchers.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Sorry. Chocolate spread on my cue card.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24How much?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Before we talk money...
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Have a seat.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Let me ask you this.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Which is more dangerous - a wolf, or a cow?
0:17:36 > 0:17:41D'uh...! A wolf?
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Only if it eats broccoli curry.
0:17:42 > 0:17:48- Because a cow gives off 500 litres of methane a day...- By farting.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51And methane is deadly to the environment.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Far worse than someone watching football, for instance.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58"Can I do some kind of trade?" I hear you ask.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01What, stop a cow from farting? How?
0:18:01 > 0:18:07- You could try a cork.- Or stop two ten-year-olds eating baked beans.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- We don't fart... - You watch the football,
0:18:13 > 0:18:16net carbon increase in the atmosphere...
0:18:16 > 0:18:20"10 quid an hour!" Sorry, turn over to new cue cards...
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Zero!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I like it! But ten quid an hour is a bit steep though.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Call it five.- Done.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40"All right, £2.50."
0:18:47 > 0:18:49OK, check out my outfit!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- What's it for?- The casting!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Do I look cool, committed, like I'd swim with dolphins?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Like you've been shopping with dolphins.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Was that a yes or a no?- It's a no.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04If you wanna make a point then take back the designer tat
0:19:04 > 0:19:06and just wear those wasteful bags.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10Sam, that is a fantastic idea. And purple is SO this year's colour.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15- I'll change in the taxi.- A taxi? Very green. Don't forget to offset.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20Good point! Silver offsets purple brilliantly.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Go! Go! Use the flanks! Go wide! Defence! Defence, boys!
0:19:29 > 0:19:34As I suspected, this football thing really isn't that hard.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Oh!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Help me up, Co-ordinator Zark!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Whoops! Maybe it is that hard.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Go wide! Go wide! Woah-oh!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Knew you couldn't do it. I win!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- No, cos I've got this!- Huh!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Carbon offset vouchers? That's cheating.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03What, cos I won? This is the crazy golf, all over again.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05You knocked my ball into the clown's mouth!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08All that hot air, not good for the atmosphere.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10B-Max? Sounds like a bunch of cowboys.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Hmmm. More like hobbits in really bad suits.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15- MOBILE BLEEPS - Oooh!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Go on! Aw!
0:20:31 > 0:20:32What are you doing?
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Taking a nap. One hour's extra sleep reduces carbon output by 8%.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Someone has to make sacrifices.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48So why are we sitting here freezing again?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51W-w-we turned our radiator off so Toby can watch football.
0:20:51 > 0:20:57OK. Let's go down to the warm living room and watch it with him.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01We can't. We have to save energy we would have actually been using.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Oh, yeah.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Max?- Yes?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I want to play Car Crime Derby!
0:21:13 > 0:21:18Me too, but we can't. It uses electricity.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I want to see computer-generated cars
0:21:20 > 0:21:22causing computer-generated chaos!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Stop it, we can't, all right?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29We'll play this.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31To take our minds off.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33What d'you have to do?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Stop the ball going on the floor, as I remember.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44There's gotta be more to it than that.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50COMMENTATOR: 1-1 in this match. Time for penalty shoot-out...
0:21:50 > 0:21:54MOBILE RINGS Oh! Ooooh, oh!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Max, I know my time's run out but I've run out of money for vouchers.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01All right, I'll try.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Hi, Toby!- Oh, Dani, gimme a fiver! Please, please, please!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Casting went by me, thanks(!)
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Hi, Dani.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Oh, the outfit looks great. Did they like it?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18They liked Lynsey Bakewell's better.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- They want her to be cover girl. - Can't you be carrier-bag girl?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Out of the way, I'm on 191!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Urgh!- Sweaty children!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Great way to keep warm. I forgot how much fun it is!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Me too, and I've never played before!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Guys, I'm really not in the mood.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- I'm sorry Lynsey beat you again. - That's OK.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Once I met her I realised she's way more committed than I am.- How?
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- She's given up deodorant. - Urgh, that IS committed!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Woah, think how committed Max must be.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53199... Oh! DANI!
0:22:53 > 0:22:54OK. You, shower now.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59There you are! Here you go, here's your fiver, quick, turn on the TV!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- It's a penalty shoot-out. - B-Max? Don't be so dumb!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- It still counts!- No way. - But it's the European Championship!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Versus the survival of the planet!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- You said you could do without football.- Uuuuh...
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Right, but if we're doing this, we're going carbon zero, right now.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18No heating, no lighting and of course, no computers.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- How am I meant to write my project? - Uh, no football, no project.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24No heating?
0:23:45 > 0:23:46This may take a while,
0:23:46 > 0:23:49you might wanna look at some pretty pictures.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59MICROWAVE PINGS
0:24:01 > 0:24:03That was the microwave, wasn't it?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06No. It was me practising.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- Practising what? - Practising going "ping".
0:24:08 > 0:24:10PING!
0:24:10 > 0:24:11What's in the mug?
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Water.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Smells like soup.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16There's soup in the water?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Do you have any environment-friendly food, please?
0:24:28 > 0:24:32We have Bio Burgers, Carbon Free Cola, Rainforest Gateaux.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- Great, I'll take a Coke and a burger, please.- Coming up.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Mmmm! Delicious! It tastes just like a normal burger.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- And it looks just... This is a normal burger, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51But I thought you said it was environment friendly?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53No, I just changed its name.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56The cola really is carbon free though.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- It's flat.- Yeah, I opened it yesterday.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Have you got anything green?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Only the lettuce.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- Looks a bit tired.- So would you if you'd just flown in from Africa.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Just a tap water, please. Thanks.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Can we put the heating on yet? It's like Wisteria in here.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- That's Siberia.- Whatever.
0:25:21 > 0:25:27No heating, no lighting, no project. Sooner or later, she's gonna crack.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Not me. I'm still writing it in my head.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33And I've stockpiled emergency provisions.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Oooh! Guys, this is too hard! We can't go carbon zero. It's not us!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Speak for yourself, I'm not giving up!- Me neither!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45It's not a competition! Can't we compromise?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- I'm willing to compromise...
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Not as much as I am!
0:25:51 > 0:25:56- OK, I'll start. I'm gonna remember to turn things off.- Me too.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59No, you're gonna stop multi-tasking. One appliance at a time.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Ha!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04And you're gonna stop video-spying.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Ha!
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- I'm a journalist!- Then get a pad and pencil!- That is so old school.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Sam?- OK.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Toby?
0:26:14 > 0:26:15OK.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25There! That wasn't so hard, was it?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29There goes a great business.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32At least we'll never have to play this again.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Football, anyone?
0:26:36 > 0:26:41'That was a truly incredible ending to this spectacular European Cup!'
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Anyone for a game of catch?
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Woooooaaaaaaah!
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- Oh!- Oh, ho-ho! Another fine show, today!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02And a good recipe. B-O Burger.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05I think you'll find that's Bio Burger.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Ah. Why are humans so worried about energy?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12They're running out of natural resources.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Don't they know you can run cars on hair gel?
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Yes. Or fuel power stations with celebrity magazines.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Shall we tell them?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Uh...not yet.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I'm reading all the celebrity goss.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30OK. No hurry.
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