Snowed In

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06I hate home make-over shows. They're so unrealistic.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10- How can they completely redecorate a room?- And make it take so long?

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Hmm...

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Ohh, way too busy.

0:00:26 > 0:00:27Black?

0:00:27 > 0:00:29So predictable.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Oh, time for Dani's House!

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Now who's predictable, hm?

0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Hi, my name's Dani and this is my wonderful...- I'm Sam.- Oi!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Her best friend.- As I was saying... - I'm her best friend too.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Toby.- As I was saying, this is my show.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Max!- That's me. I'm her brother.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Get out of it.- And I'm his best friend Ben.- As I was saying,

0:00:56 > 0:00:59my name's Dani and this is my show.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01ALL ARGUE

0:01:08 > 0:01:11BABY CRIES

0:01:15 > 0:01:16CRYING STOPS

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Got to change that ringtone.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20It sounds just like a real baby.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24BABY CRIES

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Oops.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28It WAS a real baby.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31All right, all right, it's coming.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34BABY CRIES LOUDLY

0:01:38 > 0:01:40CRYING STOPS

0:01:42 > 0:01:44All right!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Cold milk. Thanks for the reminder.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- It's been snowing! - Oh, whoopee-doo(!)- I know.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Wanna come out and play in it? - Hmm, let me think...

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Hair like a fuzz ball, nose like a beetroot and ruin these Ugg boots?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05I'm thinking no.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09I never want to get older than ten.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15WIND HOWLS

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I can't believe it.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18We're snowed in!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Well, on the plus side, the post arrived.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Thanks.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Oh! Our first of the snow. Isn't it exciting?

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Fantastic. ..Wait a minute. What actually IS snow?

0:02:35 > 0:02:36I've got no idea.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Let's find out.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Is that IT?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45It's not even that white.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49It's not even that cold.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Just think - there are songs, films,

0:02:52 > 0:02:54and a whole winter sports industry based on this.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Earth must be even more boring than we thought.- Mm.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- I wanna play snowballs!- Relax.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05It never settles in this country anyway.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Looks pretty settled to me.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10A freak wind must've blown it against the door.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Everywhere else will be clear.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13PHONE RINGS

0:03:13 > 0:03:16BABY CRIES

0:03:16 > 0:03:17PHONE CONTINUES RINGING

0:03:17 > 0:03:21'Hi! We're stuck in a snow drift on the way to Gran's!'

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Everywhere except Gran's.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26'It's fun! We're throwing snowballs at a policeman's helmet!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29'Got to go! There was a policeman under it!'

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Everyone's playing snowballs

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- except me. - PHONE RINGS AGAIN

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- TOBY:- 'Hi, Mum. Sorry I couldn't get home last night.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40- 'Dani made an idiot of herself and I had to look after her.'- What?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43'Oh, hi, Dani. What are you doing in my house?'

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm not. I'm at MY house.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- 'Oh, sorry.'- Are you and Sam coming over?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51'Oh, no, er...

0:03:51 > 0:03:54'I'm on my way home and Sam's trying out her new ski gear.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58'Shame you couldn't make Debbie's party. Bye.'

0:04:00 > 0:04:04Great. Deserted by parents, abandoned by friends,

0:04:04 > 0:04:06and snowed in big time alone...

0:04:07 > 0:04:09..with...

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- ..my brother!- Stop that, OK?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Hello?- Sam, it's Dani. I want you to drop

0:04:31 > 0:04:34whatever you're doing and come over to my house.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37We've had the heaviest snowfall in memory and it's blowing a gale.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- I couldn't possibly leave my garden. - Well, how's this? I'm snowed in

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- with Max!- OK, don't panic. I'm on my way.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47But what about the snow and the gale?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50If you're home alone with Max, I'll be there, whatever they throw at me.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52THUD Ow!

0:04:54 > 0:04:55- Sam?- I'm OK.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- BEEP - Leave a message.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Toby, if you don't want your mum to know

0:05:03 > 0:05:04you're not here looking after me,

0:05:04 > 0:05:06you better come and look after me.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10That made more sense in my head.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Let me in!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15It's for your own protection, Max. I can't be responsible

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- for what happens if I have to spend all day with you.- You won't.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Ben's coming.- Ben! Of course. We've still got Ben.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27But how will he get here?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30A bit of powder might stop your no-hope mates,

0:05:30 > 0:05:33but nothing defeats the Ben-meister.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Don't worry, pal. I'm right outside your house.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Wait a minute. Where IS your house?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Ben?

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- OK, don't panic, but I think we've lost him.- You mean

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- he's breaking up?- No, he can't find the house.- I knew it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53It's just going to be you and me.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- We haven't been alone...- Since you tried to blow up my bedroom.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59..since you confiscated my chemistry set.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- It took six weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.- The fireman said

0:06:03 > 0:06:05he'd never seen an explosion like it.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09The point is we can't be left alone again. It's always carnage.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13We make King Kong versus Godzilla look like a buddy movie.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17TOGETHER: Hello!

0:06:17 > 0:06:21HE-E-E-E-E-E-E-ELP!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24This is a problem of communication.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27You fight because you don't understand one another.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29What's to understand? He's a nuisance.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- She's a misery.- So where did it first go wrong?

0:06:32 > 0:06:37- Did you ever play together? Ball games, for instance?- Constantly.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Hardly ever.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39We used to play draughts

0:06:39 > 0:06:42but I stopped because he was always cheating.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45We played draughts but she quit - I was always winning.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47You could try PLAYING together again.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Hello, Toby? Where are you? We've got to get to Dani's house?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- I think I have to go home.- Max and Dani are snowed in TOGETHER!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Oh, that's different. I definitely have to go home.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08- But they'll fight like pit bulls! - And you want me to separate them?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Toby!- All right, all right, I'll come!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13But I have to change my outfit first.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16I don't know how you can think about changing your outfit

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- at a time like this.- You will when you see it.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Well, it can't be worse

0:07:20 > 0:07:23than this joker I've just seen wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Toby?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- You almost made me fall over. - I saved you, though,

0:07:32 > 0:07:34which isn't easy in these.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Flip-flops?!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Let me in! I've got something to show you.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Oh, come on, Dani. I haven't fallen for that one since I was four.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46PHONE RINGS

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Hello, Ben? Can you hear me?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Yeah, how's it going, buddy?

0:07:51 > 0:07:57Badly. Dani is older, bigger, and much, much meaner than I am.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58I've only got one hope.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01You've got some hope? Excellent! What is it?

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- It's you!- Uh-oh! I thought you meant real hope.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Look, do you know where you are? - Yes, I know exactly where I am.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Great!- I've just passed the car-shaped mound,

0:08:12 > 0:08:17- near the ice sculpture of the Loch Ness Monster.- But where?!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Are there any landmarks - anything you recognise?

0:08:20 > 0:08:25- Yes! There's some snow! - Anything else?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I'm pretty sure the car-shaped mound is a 4x4.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I'm sunk.

0:08:30 > 0:08:35Toby, hurry. I've got this image of Dani's house going up in flames.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Oh, great. At least we'll be warm. Can you see my legs?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Unfortunately, yes. Can't you move them any faster?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44I can't feel anything below the waist!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Well, why did you dress for the beach on a day like this?- I didn't!

0:08:48 > 0:08:53I went to a Hawaiian-themed party last night and I woke up in Finland!

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Come on! We're lagging behind. - Oh, I can't go on!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I feel like a frozen salmon on two ice pops!

0:09:00 > 0:09:05Stop mucking about! You'll have plenty of time to warm up later!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Here, put this on.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Better?- Mmm, toasty(!)- Mmm!

0:09:17 > 0:09:22- Agh, agh, ow!- I've been thinking. We can't go on fighting all day.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Why not? It's what we always do.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Max!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Why do humans fight and argue so much?

0:09:40 > 0:09:45It is a primitive way of solving disputes. We gave it up eons ago.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49I beg to differ. We argue like cat and mouse.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Cat and dog.- Who has been studying Earth expressions for light years?!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57You! And you still can't get the simplest one right!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Well, that's the pot calling the kettle brown!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Black! Black!

0:10:02 > 0:10:08Oh, we're not having an argument by any chance, are we(?) Mmm?!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Not any more we're not.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Why should you get the remote? - Because I'm the eldest.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Get off!- No!- Let go of it!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29TV SWITCHES OFF

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Oh, no! What've you done?!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34You've killed the telly!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36NO!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- How can I help you?- My TV's bust. - What happened to it?

0:10:41 > 0:10:46My little brother broke it. Oh, he's the most annoying, infuriating...

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- In fact, forget the TV. Can you fix my brother?- Let's have a look.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- What's the capital of China? - Beijing, duh!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Nothing wrong with brightness.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- Good picture.- Except the head's in widescreen.- Volume?

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- Yow!- Working loud and clear. What exactly is the problem?

0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Where shall I start? He won't do as he's told.- Remote control problem?

0:11:08 > 0:11:12- It's a no control problem. - Is he switched on?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Hey! Watch who you're poking! - Ah...

0:11:15 > 0:11:18There's your problem - a very short fuse.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22Pop in a new one. He'll be right as rain.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26SHE SIGHS

0:11:26 > 0:11:30I know this is gonna sound weird, but something strange is going on.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34- I think the appliances are ganging up on us.- Dani?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37First the TV, then the computer!

0:11:37 > 0:11:41It's as if they're under the control of some strange power!

0:11:41 > 0:11:46They are! It's called electricity and it's been cut off by the snow.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50No electricity? That means no hot food, no heating!

0:11:50 > 0:11:54It's gonna get dark! We're not gonna be able to see!

0:11:54 > 0:11:57We won't be able to phone!

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- It's dead!- You're scaring me now. Can you calm down, please?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04You're supposed to be the big sister around here.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Mobile! Please let it have charge!

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Hello? Sam?

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Hello, Dani? - HE SHIVERS

0:12:13 > 0:12:18You've got to help us! It's gone all dark and we're gonna die and...

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Dani? Dani? ..Something terrible's happened.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Hello? Hello?!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Sam?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29We've got to hurry, Toby.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Toby?!

0:12:31 > 0:12:35Will you hurry up? We're rushing for a reason.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- My flip-flops are stuck in the snow.- Come on.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Sam? - Look, there's probably a mast down.

0:12:45 > 0:12:50- The news said it was the worst snow in living memory.- We're doomed!

0:12:50 > 0:12:55No-one's gonna find us. No-one's ever gonna find us!

0:12:55 > 0:12:57If there's anybody out there, we need help!

0:12:57 > 0:13:00This is literally a question of survival!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03So please, if you're out there, send help!

0:13:07 > 0:13:10OK, this is the day we've been waiting for!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12The chance to actually be in Dani's house.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15They'll be so grateful when we burst through the door

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- with our solar light sources and our food wafers!- I know!

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Change course for Earth...now!

0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Ooh, that's it! We're on our way! - We are indeed!

0:13:27 > 0:13:31Estimated time of arrival - 1532 hours, 10th of June,

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- 3078. - ENGINES STOP

0:13:35 > 0:13:39OK. Now we have to calm down and think of a plan.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Why can't I think of a plan?!

0:13:41 > 0:13:45You can't think of a plan, cos your big sister lost it.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Something's finally made Dani lose it. Isn't that quite cool?

0:13:50 > 0:13:54No, it's scary. It's like there's no-one in charge.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Then why don't YOU take charge? - Me?! I can't allow myself

0:13:58 > 0:14:01to take charge. I'm completely irresponsible.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04But the fact that you know that only shows

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- how completely responsible you actually are.- Of course!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- BABY CRIES - I know you're hungry! We all are!

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Ssh!

0:14:13 > 0:14:17There's no point looking in there. Mum hasn't gone shopping.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- I'll make lunch.- With sardines, pickled onions and chilli sauce?

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Good luck. Still, at least we've got baby milk.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Even if it is freezing cold.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Right now, try not to think of this as a cold bottle.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Think of it as a milk lolly.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35- SHE SIGHS - Could my life be any worse?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37BABY RETCHES

0:14:40 > 0:14:43OK, Maxy boy, this is your big chance.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- BABY'S CRIES CONTINUE - There must be something in here.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51The old camping stove! Yes!

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Max, what've you done? - I've made lunch.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09I hope it's a four-course meal! There's enough mess for one!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12What's the sound? Is that silence?

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Yeah, it calmed down once I warmed its milk up.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- How did you do that? - I used our old camping stove.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Ha, of course, the camping stove. I was going to suggest that.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25- So we can have hot food, right?- No.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29The gas ran out after a few minutes. But we can have the Max special.

0:15:29 > 0:15:35Sardines, cheese, pickled onions, chilli sauce and honey.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37That looks disgusting. I wouldn't eat that

0:15:37 > 0:15:40if it was the last sandwich in the world!

0:15:40 > 0:15:44It IS the last sandwich in the world. You've used all the bread!

0:15:44 > 0:15:48- In fact, you've used everything! - To make our lunch.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51There's not a thing left in the house!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Wait a minute, there is one thing.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Dani, don't!- I was saving this cake for an emergency,

0:15:57 > 0:16:00which I think has just arrived.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Max!

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- We're going the wrong way!- Are you kidding?! They don't call me the boy

0:16:09 > 0:16:12who's quite good at finding his way places for nothing!

0:16:12 > 0:16:15We've passed that tree three times!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Oh, like...I suppose they're different from each other.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22- I suppose they have their own species, like animals!- Well, yes.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Really?- Mm-hm.- Wow.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27For instance, that one behind is a deciduous virginiana.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- It has its own name?!- Mm-hm.- Cool!

0:16:30 > 0:16:34It's really unusual. You rarely see them outside garden cent...

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- We're in a garden centre, aren't we? - Of course we're not!

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Dani's house is the next left. - Where?!- There, down....

0:16:42 > 0:16:46"Compost £5.99 a bag" Lane.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- I think we're in the garden centre. - Duh!

0:16:55 > 0:16:59- Ever since you were a baby, you've made my life hell!- All right!

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- I'm sorry about the cake! - It was the last thing left to eat!

0:17:02 > 0:17:06Let's do something to take our minds off, shall we? Let's play a game.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10- You and I play a game together? - We used to play draughts together.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Until you tired of me beating you. - You never beat me.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Mum made me let you win, cos you were youngest.- Oh, yeah?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Well, Mum's not here now, so let's play.- Fine!

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Oh, yeah, I forgot - no electricity.

0:17:24 > 0:17:29We don't need a computer. Let's kick this out old school...with a board.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34- You have to see five moves ahead to be good at draughts.- Really?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- So with our mind-reading abilities...- Mmm.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Oh...- I win! Best of three.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51OK, let battle commence,

0:17:51 > 0:17:53and may the best sibling win.

0:18:39 > 0:18:45HE CACKLES

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Ha-ha!

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Now, I really don't know why I'm laughing! Ha-ha!

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Ha-ha!

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- You cheated!- How? - You took all my pieces.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Face it, Dani, you suck at draughts. - Maybe,

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- but you ate my birthday cake.- That was a birthday cake?- Not that one,

0:19:03 > 0:19:05- when I was ten.- When you were ten,

0:19:05 > 0:19:08I didn't know the difference between a birthday cake and a giraffe.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Time to let go.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Maybe you're right.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Maybe it is time to let go.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16I do suck at draughts.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19But I know a game I definitely don't suck at.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Blow Pipes.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Hello.- Hello, Ben? It's Sam.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Sam, as in Dani's friend, Sam? - Of course, Dani's friend, Sam!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Well, I've never had a girl call my mobile before.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42Well, no time for celebration, Ben. Someone's got to get to Dani's house

0:19:42 > 0:19:46- and I'm not sure Toby can make it. - Oh.- Are you almost there?

0:19:46 > 0:19:50No, I got lost, so I'm gonna go home and start again.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53- How would you find your way home? - Well, that's the clever bit,

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I've been crumbling bread behind me all the way,

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- so I can follow the trail back. - Bread?- Yes,

0:19:58 > 0:20:04- but I can't seem to find it now. - You did use brown bread, didn't you?

0:20:05 > 0:20:10- Tell me you didn't use white bread, Ben.- Incredible, it's disappeared!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12SHE SIGHS

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Now, THAT was fun.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Fun, yeah, we used to have fun, didn't we?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31I forgot.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34When we were...kids, obviously.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Yeah, before we knew any better.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- CRYING - Oops, baby's crying.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Must be time for a nappy change.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46- I'll do it.- Really? Have you seen what's inside one of these things?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49OK, I'll help...

0:20:51 > 0:20:53..with my eyes closed.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Ball games are so much more fun with gravity.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yeah, aren't they?

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Shot.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17You're not hungry, we've just changed your nappy,

0:21:17 > 0:21:22- why are you still crying? - CRYING CONTINUES

0:21:22 > 0:21:25The baby's cold. We need to warm it up.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Let's take it camping.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Camping, when it's snowing a blizzard outside?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Who said anything about outside?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38We can't go on, my legs are frozen solid!

0:21:38 > 0:21:39But what about Dani?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Oof!

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Go on without me, Sam, I'm just holding you back.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50It's not your legs that have got frostbite, it's your combats!

0:21:50 > 0:21:54Oh, I knew it. Next, it'll be gangrene in the hip pockets!

0:21:54 > 0:21:59- Leave me, go!- Oh, no, you're not getting out of it that easily.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04This is cool!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06And, more importantly, warm.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09If only we had food, I'd be almost happy.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I was saving it, but...

0:22:12 > 0:22:16- go on.- The Max special?

0:22:16 > 0:22:17I couldn't.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21OK, if you insist.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25This is totally and utterly...

0:22:25 > 0:22:27delicious.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30SMASH!

0:22:30 > 0:22:31That sounds bad.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Give it to me straight, Sam,

0:22:33 > 0:22:35will I have to lose a trouser leg?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Urgh!

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Today's made me realise that you're not such a bad sister.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46And it's made me realise I'm not either. But then again,

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- I thought I was great all along. - If anything happens,

0:22:49 > 0:22:52I want to make sure that Ben gets my vintage train collection.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54I don't think he'd have much competition.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57And I want you to have my worm farm.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Thanks, I'm touched.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Right, I'm going to sleep, I am whacked.

0:23:02 > 0:23:07- Do you think the baby'll be warm enough in here?- With four babygrows,

0:23:07 > 0:23:09three blankets and a sleeping bag,

0:23:09 > 0:23:14any warmer and it'll turn to steam! PARP!

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Excuse me, I know this sounds crazy, but...

0:23:21 > 0:23:25- you don't know where Dani's house is, do you?- Follow us, Ben.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Sam! Oh, great!

0:23:27 > 0:23:28You saved my life!

0:23:28 > 0:23:30What's your dog's name?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Toby!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35I know someone called Toby, can I stroke him?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37- I wouldn't.- Grr!

0:23:39 > 0:23:40SNORING

0:23:40 > 0:23:41Food...

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Food...

0:23:47 > 0:23:48Burger, please.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52- The usual?- No, actually. Can I have that topped with sardines, cheese,

0:23:52 > 0:23:56- pickled onion, chilli sauce and honey?- Interesting combination.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Someone made it for me in a sandwich.- Oh, yeah, new friend?

0:24:00 > 0:24:02No, actually, it was my little brother.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Little brother?

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Yeah, right! This must be a dream.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Have a nice day...

0:24:09 > 0:24:10I mean, night.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh, no, it was a dream!

0:24:16 > 0:24:18What?

0:24:18 > 0:24:19The burger,

0:24:19 > 0:24:21it was juicy and meaty and...

0:24:21 > 0:24:24I can't stand this!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26There's gotta be food somewhere.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27I'm going out...

0:24:27 > 0:24:30and I may be gone some time.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31- Oof!- Agh!

0:24:36 > 0:24:40A tent in the living room, what's this doing here?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42The police often put one up over...

0:24:42 > 0:24:44the scene of a crime!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Toby, I think we're too late.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49- For one of them.- But...

0:24:49 > 0:24:51which one?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Oh, it's you!

0:24:57 > 0:25:00OK, I know you're not real...

0:25:00 > 0:25:02I'm gonna eat it anyway.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08Dani, we're here to help you. Where's Max?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Yeah, what have you done...

0:25:10 > 0:25:14- with the body?- OK, I don't mind eating hallucination,

0:25:14 > 0:25:18- but I'm not gonna talk to one. - Dani, it's me, Toby.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21With the blue jumpsuit and a Hawaiian shirt? Yeah, right!

0:25:23 > 0:25:25This jumpsuit is my skin.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29We trekked through the snow to stop you guys from killing each other.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31To try and stop you, anyway.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34But if you're alive, that means...

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Max!

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Oh, Max, the best friend a boy could have!

0:25:38 > 0:25:41I'd sacrifice anything to see you one last time!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Oh... Hi.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Cheers, this'll do.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51- Where's the pizza?- I was starving! - Great, some sacrifice you made!

0:25:51 > 0:25:54So, you're both fine?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57And I almost froze to death for nothing.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01Yeah, we've been worried sick. What have you two been doing all day?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04What have we been doing? Well...

0:26:07 > 0:26:09It's been awful, erm...

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Excuse me a minute.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17OK, we fought all day, never played games and we certainly never sang

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- We'll Be Coming Round The Mountain. Agreed?- What's it worth?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Agreed!

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Oh, you got here in the nick of time!

0:26:25 > 0:26:29- Another second, I'd have gone for him with the guy-rope.- You can get

0:26:29 > 0:26:32- guy AND girl ropes?- Oh... Hand me that pizza.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36- But that's Dani's.- It's OK, he can have the last slice.- Huh?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40It had a fly on it anyway.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Everything's back to normal, they're fine.

0:26:46 > 0:26:51- What a great show.- Mmm.- Just right to go off to a deep sleep with.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55- Already?- Your nuclear-powered hotty-botty's getting cold!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57OK.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Hmm, artificial 99!

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Yes, sleep well.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07See you in the computer-simulated morning.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Ah, peace at last!

0:27:11 > 0:27:13No matter how well you get on,

0:27:13 > 0:27:16you can't beat a light year or two of me-time.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Me-me-me-me-me...

0:27:19 > 0:27:21SNORING

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Ah...

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