0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hurry up, Coordinator. Our favourite earth TV show is about to start.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08It's the only earth TV show we watch.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11It's better than the rubbish telly on our planet.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13I like the telly on our planet. Splurging On Ice,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16The Blurx Factor, I'm A Fangalangaloid, Get Me Out Of Here.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19I wouldn't watch any of that if you paid me.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Only cos you got voted off the Blurx Factor in the first round.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Well, if they were too dumb to recognise my talent for poetry...
0:00:25 > 0:00:30Ahem... I floated lonely as a star, they all could see me from afar.
0:00:30 > 0:00:35Twinkly, twinkly in the sky, Oh lovely twinkly, lovely ah...ah...
0:00:35 > 0:00:40Keep that going and I'll be voting you out of the airlock.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Hi, my name's Dani and this is my wonderful...
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- I'm Sam, her best friend. - As I was saying...
0:00:48 > 0:00:49I'm her best friend, too, Toby.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52As I was saying, this is my show. Max!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- That's me! I'm her brother.- Get out!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- And I'm his best friend, Ben. - As I was saying,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59my name's Dani and this is my show.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01THEY CHATTER
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh! Hey, guys.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Hi, Dani.- She can't hear you.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Don't ruin the magic.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23You're probably wondering why I'm up to my elbows in fake doggy-doo.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- You bet we are.- Give me strength.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Sounds silly but Sam and I are helping Toby
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- with his new practical jokes business.- Dani?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Lots to do.- I'm doing it.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Seems like he's got a lot on his hands. What's next?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Jet-propelled pigs?- Shut up, Dani.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Keep your hair on. - Executive fake doggy-doo.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Check.- Class A rubber cockroaches?
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Check.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Extra-strength stink bombs?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- I've got an Egg Compost Surprise and a Gran's Been At The Beans.- Check.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- And check.- Let's box them up and ship them out, people.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Business is booming. Hey, we've got a system going here.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07And I'm letting you use my den. So don't push your luck.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I'll test the whoopee cushions myself then.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- WHOOPEE CUSHION FARTS - Oh, too loud.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- WHOOPEE CUSHION SQUEAKS - Too quiet.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- WHOOPEE CUSHION FARTS - That was just right.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Toby, I was wondering if I could get my money back soon?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Your money?- My birthday money that I lent you to help start up
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- your jokes company?- Oh, that. Um, it's tied up at the moment, Sam.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Um, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll go through the accounts.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Um, you check whoopee cushions.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45WHOOPEE CUSHION FARTS
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Them whoopee cushions. What are they like?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Didn't you just throw that one out because it wasn't working?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Ah-ha! I win, squirt. - Ooh, congratulations.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- The grand prize is Ben.- Hi, Max. What's that man doing in your garden?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06What man?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07I think he means me.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10That's the man in your garden.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Now he's in here. Freaky.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Hello, children. So, how we all doing then?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Parents home?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Sorry, who are you?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Oh, yes. My card.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Edgar Molloy, Estate Agent?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28The very same.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29What you doing here?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Popped round to put up your sign.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Our house isn't for sale.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh, well I must have made a mis-toke.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Strange, it's the first mistake I've ever made.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42I don't get it.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Look, Mr Molly.- Molloy.- Whatever. If this house was for sale,
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- my parents would have said. - I've seen this a lot, you know.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Children are usually the last to know.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Still, never mind.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Perhaps your mummy and daddy will buy you a new dolly with the money.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Don't talk down to me, I'm not a five year old.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Is that better?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Perhaps they didn't mention it in case Dani tried to stop them.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- And you are?- Max. My card.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14"Max Incorporation. The solution to your problem.".
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Nice slogan.- Thanks.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- And here's my card. - It's a bus ticket.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I've drawn a cat on the back.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Look, if you've all finished networking,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27we've got a problem to sort out.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I take instructions from the parents, not the offspring.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Yeah, nice place, this. Lots of space, plenty of character.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Should go for a decent amount of money.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Is there a lot of money in being an estate agent, Edgar?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Yes, money and power.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49You see, when the sale goes through, I am gonna become office manager,
0:04:49 > 0:04:52and receive my own gold-plated mobile phone.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Wow.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Yeah, big time.- I'm bringing some buyers over shortly,
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Maxie boy, so, why don't you and your little chums tidy up?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Dani's not my chum, she's my sister.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Hmm, I know how you feel. I've got a big sister.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19That was a man going places.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Max, aren't you bothered Mum and Dad put the house on the market
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- without telling us? - Why would I be bothered?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Don't you remember the deal we made when we moved here?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31I want the big room, I want it, I want it, I want it!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Stop making that noise, you little brat!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Not until I get the big room.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39I tell you what, how about I have the big room this time
0:05:39 > 0:05:43and if we move house again, I promise to give you first pick
0:05:43 > 0:05:47of the bedrooms. How's...that?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49OK.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Now sign this legally-binding contract.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56No!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Perhaps you should give your parents a ring.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02They didn't have the decency to discuss it with me
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- there's no way I'm speaking to them. - If you lose the house,
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- where will I run my business from? - Never mind that, our best friend
0:06:08 > 0:06:11might be moving to the other end of the country.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14What am I meant to do with my cards with this address on?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Couldn't you have run it from your own house?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Mum and Dad had a bit of a sense of humour failure over some
0:06:21 > 0:06:22exploding false teeth.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Now my poor aunt's going to be on a soup-only diet for a month.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I'm sure with your connections you'll think of something.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32I'll make some calls.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Funny.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Joke phone. Yup.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- So, what you gonna do? - Find my real phone?
0:06:41 > 0:06:42I'm talking to Dani.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Well, apparently the house will get sold quicker if it's tidy,
0:06:46 > 0:06:47so...
0:06:47 > 0:06:49See you in a bit.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Let me guess. You want our new jolly burger Mexicano with jalapenos
0:06:54 > 0:06:57and chilli cheese plus a side order of nacho fries?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Not exactly.- A jolly Parisian deluxe with onion rings,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04garlic dipping sauce and crispy frog nuggets?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- No, I just want...- A triple jolly Icelander whale burger
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- with blubber sauce with herring flavour fries?- I want to...
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Apple pie, cherry pie, chicken pie, chicken wings, chicken beaks,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17chicken feet. Just tell me what you want.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I want to buy your rubbish.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Well, why didn't you say so?
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Do you want fries with that?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yes, I've found my calling, Ben.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32I'm going to be an estate agent.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35And I'm going to be an estate agent's friend.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I may ask Edgar to be my mentor.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Behind every great man, there's a greater, wiser man.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Harry Potter has Dumbledore.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Anakin Skywalker had Obi-Wan Kenobi.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Ant has Dec.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Toby, as much as I'm impressed by this new business-like you,
0:07:53 > 0:07:56don't you think we should do something to help Dani?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I can't help Dani and work out how much money I'm making.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I mean, do you want your money back or not?
0:08:01 > 0:08:06- Yes, but...- Well, then. Sometimes business has to come before friends.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10'And tonight, on Office Junior.'
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Tell me why you two think you're right for this job.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Well, I'm a natural business person.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I'm a people person and I really need the money.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Whereas I've carried out a full financial risk assessment
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- over the next five years, with fiscal projections...- Shut it!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Both of you.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I need to make a decision.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36This isn't going to be easy.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39But I have now made that decision.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44That decision...
0:08:45 > 0:08:50The decision I have made is the decision I am going to reveal now.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Dani. Sam.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I have made my decision.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- BOTH: Get on with it! - You're both fired.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10And one final touch.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Et voila.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Dani, I've got a deal for you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17If you promise not to ruin the sale,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I'll rent you my bigger bedroom when we move.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22I've already got a bigger bedroom and that's how it's staying.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24What happened in here?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- DOORBELL RINGS - That's Edgar.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Oops. I can't imagine anyone buying the house in this state.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Don't you dare!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Times eight...
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Which comes to...
0:09:41 > 0:09:43MOBILE RINGS
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Ooh, another customer!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I'll take it out in the hall.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Hello, Toby's Rib Ticklers.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Your majesty?! This is an honour!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58It's Buckingham Palace!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01What's that, Ma'am? You want a dozen rubber chickens
0:10:01 > 0:10:04and a vat of our best fake vomit?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Mum, just go along with it, yeah?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09He's never gonna get this done.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13What the heck is this?!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- So, how's your plan going? - If I was viewing this place,
0:10:18 > 0:10:22I'd take one look at the living room and go straight back out.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- What's that behind your back? - Nothing.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29You need to take a look at this.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# Welcome to the house
0:10:33 > 0:10:35# Welcome to the house
0:10:35 > 0:10:38# Welcome to this very nice house
0:10:38 > 0:10:40# Tra-la-la-la-la
0:10:40 > 0:10:41# Tra-la-la-la-la #
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I'm running out of material!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Keep stalling, I'm nearly there!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51# Welcome to this very nice house Tra-la-la-la-la... #
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Look...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Tra-la-la-la-la #
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Sam, Sam! If I was a judge on Strictly Lame Dancing
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- I might be interested.- Really?! - I'm a busy man.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I need to get in. Time is money.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- I thought it was a way of knowing when to go to bed!- Edgar!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Oh, Max, finally! Um, this is Mr Morgan, he's come to view the house.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- # Welcome to the house... # - Not now, Ben.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Do come in. Treat it like your own home.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Ah, very nice. Very tidy
0:11:22 > 0:11:25A lot of character.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28The kitchen has a real sense of space.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- You know what else has a sense of space?- What?- Space!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Ah-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37The old ones are the best!
0:11:38 > 0:11:43Who'd have thought the royal family would be so into their jokes?
0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Big order, was it?- It's gonna put this company on the map!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Fake vomit by royal appointment!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52It's about time you made a sale!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- I've made loads of sales! Business is...- Booming.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- So you keep saying.- Only, we've just had a look through your accounts
0:12:00 > 0:12:05- to see how much you've made. - And the only thing there is a comic,
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Adventures of Captain Tadpole.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10How many jokes have you really sold so far?
0:12:10 > 0:12:131...2...uh... None.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16But business will pick up, I promise!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18When will it pick up? When?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- 1st of April!- You lied to us. - We thought you were doing great!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I didn't want you guys to think I was a failure
0:12:25 > 0:12:28and I felt bad about wasting all Sam's money.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I got that money for my birthday!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I was gonna buy a Solar 3000 microscope!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Don't hurt me!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38As you'll see, the den is a great utility area
0:12:38 > 0:12:40that can be put to many different uses.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Uh, including a wrestling ring!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Please, don't hit the face, or the hair!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Ignore them!
0:12:49 > 0:12:54Why don't we talk about how much you're willing to pay for the house,
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I've drawn up a contract.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01All it takes is for you to put your name on the proverbial dotted,
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- and the house is yours. - No, no, no! He can't sign.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- Wasn't he put off by the mess in the living room?- What mess?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Seemed pretty tidy to us!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17It's clean!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Look, Mr Moron...- Mr Morgan!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Please, don't buy my house!
0:13:24 > 0:13:29I don't want a smaller bedroom and I don't wanna move away!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Please! I beg you, kind sir!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Have mercy!
0:13:33 > 0:13:38- I knew those acting lessons would come in handy.- Excuse me,
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Would you buy some practical jokes? I'll give you a deal
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- on revolving bow-ties. - I think I've seen enough.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- I'll be in touch. - No, I-I-I've drawn up the contract!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- You can't leave! - I'll be in touch.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58What do you think you're doing!
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- I need this sale! - And I need this house!
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- I'm not giving up, sister! - Neither am I, Egbert!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08You may have put off Mr Morgan,
0:14:08 > 0:14:12but I've got other buyers up my sleeve!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16And sooner of later one is gonna sign this contract
0:14:16 > 0:14:21Then it'll be goodbye, Dani's house, hello, office manager's job!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I wanted to discuss whether you need an apprentice.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28You're putting yourself up, Max?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31I can't believe you tried to sell jokes with Mr Morgan!
0:14:31 > 0:14:36- I've got to sell them to somebody! - There's a time and a place!
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- I can't do anything right! - That's perfect.- What is?!- Fighting!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43I need you to keep it up, and I need a disguise kit.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Good morning, how can I help?
0:14:47 > 0:14:52- Do you sell disguises?- Disguises? You've come to the right place.
0:14:52 > 0:14:58They happen to call me The Man of a Thousand Faces!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00All right, it's more like 100.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02OK, 70.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05All right! They call me...
0:15:05 > 0:15:08The Man of 3 or 4 Faces!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Now you see me...
0:15:13 > 0:15:15And now you don't!
0:15:15 > 0:15:18I really don't know why I keep coming here.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23This is my sister's room. Apologies for the stench of perfume.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26We'll disinfect before you move in.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- < What's wrong with her?! - Everything!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- < Right(!)- She always interferes!
0:15:32 > 0:15:36You're not supporting my career, you po-faced old...
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- What?!- Yeah, you po-faced old what!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Your career's a joke. Literally! You're reckless,
0:15:43 > 0:15:47don't think ahead, you're an empty-headed wretch of a man!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Really? At least when I insult people
0:15:50 > 0:15:52I use words they understand!
0:15:52 > 0:15:57- What's going on?- Sorry, bit of a domestic! These are our neighbours.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- What?!- They're always fighting.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03They came about the sewage processing plant
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- and off they went! - What sewage processing plant?
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- The one we're building in our garden!- Lotta money in sewage!
0:16:10 > 0:16:16You can't build a sewage processing plant on a residential property!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Why not? It's all organic!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20We're getting a herd of cows, too.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23The manure will be fresh from the source!
0:16:23 > 0:16:28Then hit the ground before we pump it back up into our vat!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- You'll even get used to the smell. - Eventually.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- My 'tache!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- Not my hair! - Heh-heh, yeah, you're rumbled!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Our real neighbours are a quite elderly couple
0:16:43 > 0:16:48- who collect photos of Will Young. - This is war!- Bring it on!
0:16:48 > 0:16:53No big sister has ever stopped Edgar Malloy from getting what he wants!
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Now, this room, uh... has an Australian theme.
0:17:15 > 0:17:21Aaargh! Aaargh! Waaah! Rooaaargh!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Plenty of storage!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I didn't lie about my business.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29It was more of a slight...untruth.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31To protect the innocent!
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- It was a lie to save your back. I've never lied to you!- What can I do?
0:17:35 > 0:17:41- Gimme back my money? - Hmmm. What is this?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44It's a brochure for homes in Florida.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47And these are airline tickets.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- You don't think...?- I do.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Oh, I give up!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56It's like this stupid house wants to be sold.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01Just gonna have to accept that Max gets first pick of the bedrooms.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- There's something you need to know. - What's happened now?!
0:18:05 > 0:18:10- Remember you said you'd probably be moving round the corner?- Yeah?
0:18:10 > 0:18:15- We think you might be moving a tiny bit further.- Couple of streets along?
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Other side of town? Next town over?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Florida?!
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Yes, Mr Morgan, it would be an absolute pleasure to see you again!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Yes! Give him five!
0:18:38 > 0:18:44- What's the news?- Mr Morgan's gonna give the house a second viewing!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- And...that's good? - Yes! It's brilliant!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49It means he's interested!
0:18:49 > 0:18:53I think he's one tiny nudge away from making an offer!
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- So Dani failed?- Oh yes. 159%!
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- Put it there, partner! - I really can be your partner?
0:19:01 > 0:19:06Well, assistant, apprentice, trainee. Let's not run before we walk!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Every great man has to start somewhere.- Yes, exactly!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Just think where this could lead for you.
0:19:13 > 0:19:18I know. Today, selling houses, tomorrow, the world!
0:19:19 > 0:19:24Ladies and gentlemen. The President of the entire...
0:19:24 > 0:19:26world!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28APPLAUSE
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Thank you, Vice President!
0:19:30 > 0:19:34It is with great honour that I accept the office of President.
0:19:34 > 0:19:39My first act will be to outlaw all big sisters.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41As a younger brother myself,
0:19:41 > 0:19:45I know they are a menace to society, and must be stamped out!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48APPLAUSE
0:19:48 > 0:19:50EVIL LAUGHTER
0:19:58 > 0:19:59So that's it, then.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I'm moving to Florida. The old gang's splitting up.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04We can still see each other.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Yeah, using a really powerful telescope.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09We can come visit you in Florida.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I don't know, it's quite humid over there.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Might make my hair frizz.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- I was joking! - Look on the bright side, guys.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18At least we've had all these great times together.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Imagine what life would have been like if we'd never met.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22What a disaster(!)
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I've just won a Nobel Prize for science!
0:20:24 > 0:20:29I'm the youngest actress ever to play Hamlet on Broadway!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I found this down the back of the sofa!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Maybe we should think about something else.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40What's the big deal? Florida's not the other side of the world.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Oh, right. Sorry.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Maybe's there's another way we can stop this?
0:20:46 > 0:20:50I just wish there was a way we could slow down time.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51DESK BELL RINGS
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Good morning, good evening, good afternoon.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56This is gonna sound strange,
0:20:56 > 0:20:58but do you sell anything I can use to slow down time?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59This'll also sound strange,
0:20:59 > 0:21:05but gilty-bilty, flimble-flimble, wimble-wimble, lalalala, woo, woo!
0:21:05 > 0:21:09That does sound strange. Can you help me or not?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Actually, I do have such a device.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12WATCH TICKS
0:21:12 > 0:21:16They call it the Watch of Eternity.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17And it can slow time down?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Slow it, reverse it, stop it altogether.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- How does it work?- Just one press of the button on the side, and...
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Wow! It really does work!
0:21:29 > 0:21:30You'll have complete mastery...
0:21:32 > 0:21:34over the forces...
0:21:34 > 0:21:35of time.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Have you been using that watch?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Who, me? No.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Doesn't stop time at all, does it?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50No, it doesn't.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Can it even slow down time?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Not really.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Well, it was worth a shot.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Thought you might want to know that Mr Morgan's coming back
0:22:02 > 0:22:04for a second viewing of the house.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Yep, and Max is going to be president of the world.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Don't tell them that yet!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Before you get too excited, you ought to take a look at these.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Mum and Dad are moving to Florida.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- With us?- Of course with us.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21And the baby. We'll be stuck with each other halfway around the world.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Will I be able to come? - Er, probably not!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25But I can't move to Florida!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28I've got to stay here and become Edgar's apprentice.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32And a millionaire property baron. And president of the world.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Maybe Ben could take your place.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Yeah! That's a great idea!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39APPLAUSE
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Hi, Mum!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43No, it isn't.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Sure here that Edgar's trying to sell our house.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Textbook moral dilemma.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48So, you've got a choice, Max.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Help Edgar and move to Florida, be away from your best friend,
0:22:52 > 0:22:56stuck with me, or you can help us put a stop to this.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01All right, you...
0:23:01 > 0:23:02win!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Well, I'd never thought I'd see the day!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08OK, so what's the plan?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Well, it seems to me that the solution to our problem
0:23:10 > 0:23:12is staring us right in the face.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Toby, I need your complete jokes catalogue.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Of course! I knew there was a reason I lent him that money.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I thought you were investing in a new microscope.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25I can't think of a greater investment than to save Dani's house.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Am I off the hook now?
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Yes.- Come on people, let's roll!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33It's just a saying!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37So, if you'd like to take one final look upstairs, Mr Morgan?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39No, no. Won't be necessary.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Like to take a quick look at the small print
0:23:41 > 0:23:44before you put your signature on the contract?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Well, maybe just one last final look around.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49What's in here?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Ahh!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Are you OK, Mr Morgan?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01What's going on?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Nothing, it's fine. I'll be fine.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Just had a bit of a shock, that's all.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Ohh!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Yeah, we do have a bit of a bug problem, I'm afraid.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Still, though, keep you company.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Mr Morgan, let me show you the waste disposal.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Oh, what is that smell?
0:24:17 > 0:24:22- Smell?- Ooh, yes. He's right. There is a smell in here. It's awful.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Er, no. Er, actually...
0:24:25 > 0:24:30no, no, it's all in your head, Mr Morgan. There isn't a smell.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34There is. But it comes and goes. Soaked into the walls, you see.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35But you'll get used to it.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Is that a pile of sick?
0:24:39 > 0:24:45Ah yes, sometimes the smell can be a little overwhelming.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Are you all right, Mr Morgan?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I'm...really itchy.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Ah, that's the fleas. They keep the cockroaches company.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Max, what are you doing?
0:24:55 > 0:24:59The number one rule of being an estate agent is,
0:24:59 > 0:25:01don't tell them the bad stuff!
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Got it. Let me take you on a final tour of the bedrooms.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06SPOOKY LAUGHING
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Uhh!- Sorry, the house is built on an old graveyard.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I've changed my mind. I really don't think I could live here after all.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- But...- Don't try and change my mind.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Ah, it's amazing what you can do
0:25:31 > 0:25:34with rubber bugs, stink bombs and itching powder!
0:25:34 > 0:25:35The fake sick was a great touch!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37We didn't use the fake sick.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Sorry.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43So, Max. You're on their side now, are you?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Sorry, Edgar.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Yeah, well, I don't need you.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51I don't need anyone to sell this house!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53I'm Edgar Malloy!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55I always get my sale.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57This contract is for number 65.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Yes, this house.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04This is number 67. 65 is next door.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- TOBY:- Which means this house isn't for sale.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- EDGAR:- No, no, no. I don't make mistakes.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14I'm Edgar Malloy! I'm gonna be office manager.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Face it. You messed up.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Edgar! I'm so disappointed in you.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I think it's time you left our house. Don't you?
0:26:25 > 0:26:27THEY LAUGH
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Hey! I've no idea why we're laughing!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Oi, squirt. Pass the remote.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Certainly, Dani.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Why did you have to sell Max the entire stock of jokes?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I had to pay Sam back somehow.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49DOORBELL RINGS
0:26:49 > 0:26:50You can get it.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59May I?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Mr Morgan.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03You've not changed your mind, have you?
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Oh no, I really don't want to live here.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Good. Anyway, Edgar got the address wrong.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11So I understand. I'd just like you to give this to your parents.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- What's this?- Planning permission.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I bought the land this house is built on.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18And the house next door. And every house on the street.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19- ALL:- What?!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22I'm a property developer. I'm having the entire estate razed to the ground
0:27:22 > 0:27:26and in its place, I'm going to be building this.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Morgan Towers.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Would you be interested in hiring an apprentice?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- ALL:- Max!
0:27:34 > 0:27:38What's going to happen to the show if Dani's house is demolished?
0:27:38 > 0:27:40I dread to think what next!
0:27:40 > 0:27:43What would we watch then?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- BOTH:- Repeats!
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