0:00:03 > 0:00:06THEY SNORE
0:00:10 > 0:00:12ALARM SOUNDS
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Warning. Warning. Asteroid approaching.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Evasive action required.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Brace for impact.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Collision avoided.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Oh... Oh, I was having the weirdest dream
0:00:37 > 0:00:40that we almost got hit by an asteroid. Me too.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Oh, it's Dani's house.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Phew, we were lucky, we almost missed it.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Hi, my name's Dani, and this is my wonderful...
0:00:50 > 0:00:53I'm Sam, her best friend. Oi! As I was saying...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I am her best friend too, Toby.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57As I was saying, this is my show.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Max! That's me! I'm her brother.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01And I'm his best friend Ben.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05As I was saying, my name is Dani and this is my show.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06EVERYONE SPEAKS AT ONCE
0:01:11 > 0:01:14It is blatantly my show.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Buenos noches.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Hola.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Wassup?
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Che pasa? We Three Amigos are off to a Mexican party.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Who has a Mexican party? Mexicans.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30And my friend Libby who clicked on the wrong button
0:01:30 > 0:01:32and got 500 nachos with her online shopping.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I'll bring you back some guacamole and gossip.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38And I will bring you back some fascinating factoids
0:01:38 > 0:01:40about the land of the Mayans. Mexico!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42And I'll make sure she doesn't.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Why aren't you wearing your moustache?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Facial hair doesn't suit me. Plus the glue clogs your pores.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Mm...good job I groom mine then.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53I got us the invite, the least you can do is wear your tash. Aaaah!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55ALL: Riba!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Coordinator Zarg, why do humans grow hair on their face?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Is it to hide their repulsive, bug-eyed features
0:02:05 > 0:02:07from the rest of the Universe?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Of course. Plus 100 years ago it was compulsory for important jobs
0:02:10 > 0:02:12like President and circus freak.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Facial hair is often used to symbolise strength and power.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17WHIRRING NOISE
0:02:20 > 0:02:23What a primitive way of displaying social status.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27WHIRRING NOISE
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Positively barbaric.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32OK, look, I win.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34WHIRRING NOISE
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Not even close.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47THEY SING THE "CONGA"
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Let's get the conga out there. Bye, bye, see you later.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Freeze. These can freeze people? Awesome!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Fire! Aaaah!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Can't go to the party.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Some squirts won't stop me -
0:03:08 > 0:03:11and I'm not talking about the water pistols.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13THEY LAUGH
0:03:15 > 0:03:17ANSWERPHONE: 'Hi, Dani. It's Mum and Dad.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21'We bumped into some friends and they invited us to dinner.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25'Can you babysit? Thanks, love. Bye.' They said they'd be back by six.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Can my social life get any worse?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30'And don't forget to change the baby's nappy.'
0:03:30 > 0:03:32BABY CRIES
0:03:37 > 0:03:40BABY BREAKS WIND
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Incoming!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Great, that's all I need.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Look, forget the party.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54We will stay here and have fun. Right, Toby?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Have you no sense of smell?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59SHE KICKS HIM Ow! Great idea.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02And there's an amazing documentary tonight on TV
0:04:02 > 0:04:04about the life cycle... of a dung beetle!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06You need to get a life cycle.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Just because I'm on nappy-watch shouldn't stop you two from going.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12THEY LAUGH What? Just the two of us?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Yeah, right.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17You're serious.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21But, it would feel weird just going with Sam. Thanks.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23It's not like you two have never hung without me before.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Really?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31You are like the friendship glue holding us together.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36We're like H2O - without you we're just two hydrogen atoms
0:04:36 > 0:04:40floating about and you are the oxygen that turns us into water.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41This is why we don't hang out.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44It's like trying to have a conversation with a chemistry set.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Come on, guys. You must have more in common than just me. Go!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Be friends, play nice. Say hi to Libby for me.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55OK. But...no geek talk.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56What's wrong with Greek?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59It's a beautiful language, used by Plato and Soc...
0:04:59 > 0:05:02rates. You said geek.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03It'll be a long night.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Sure you'll be OK? With you two gone, I'll get some peace and quiet.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Waaaaaaah!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18BABY CRIES Charge!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Charge! Charge!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Wey-hey!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Charge! Fire!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Fire!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Fire! BABY CONTINUES TO CRY
0:05:36 > 0:05:38AAAAGHHHH...
0:05:38 > 0:05:39GLASS SHATTERS
0:05:39 > 0:05:43..AAAAAAAAGHHH...
0:05:43 > 0:05:50AAAAAAAAGHHH...
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Ah, that does feel better.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Let's see if we can make you feel better too.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Good afternoon, good evening, good morning.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Did you know the average washing machine could fire 540 bullets a minute...? Oh...
0:06:09 > 0:06:11That's a machine gun.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14The sign outside says this was a doctor's surgery.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Yes, I'll have you fixed in no time.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21Is it your nose, it does look very swollen? It's not me, it's the baby.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22It won't stop crying.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Right, did you buy it here?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28What? I cannot repair or replace it without a valid receipt.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30It's a baby. It was delivered.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Ah, you bought it on line.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Then I'll see what I can do.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38How to repair a...man,
0:06:38 > 0:06:42woman, toaster...
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Ah, baby, here we are. Have you tried switching it on and off again?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Am I right in thinking you've not had a lot of experience with babies?
0:06:52 > 0:06:57I have mended a lot of waste disposal units which are very similar.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Time to leave.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Um, all you have to do is massage his tummy like so.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06BABY GURGLES
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Wow, that is amazing. Here, let me try.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Just a build-up of gas, this helps to unblock the sink. I mean, baby.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15BABY BREAKS WIND
0:07:19 > 0:07:23There's a good baby. Please, don't gas me.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28THEY BREAK WIND
0:07:38 > 0:07:40DOORBELL RINGS
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Morning. Hiya.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44So, how did it go last night?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Remember when I calculated pi to 100 decimal places?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Last night was even more exciting, it totally broke my awesome meter.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Awesome meter?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Toby uses it to measure how awesome something is.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58From snoresome to awesome.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02This party was off the scale. But you don't even like parties.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06That was before I met Pedro the dancing cactus. BOTH: Arriba!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09But it can't have been that good, I wasn't there.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11MOBILE BEEPS
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Oh, it's a videotex from Libby.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16"Sorry you missed the best party of the century."
0:08:16 > 0:08:19THEY SING
0:08:21 > 0:08:24BOTH: Arriba!
0:08:24 > 0:08:25You really caught some air.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I had a good teacher.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Ow!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Arriba!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36LAUGHTER
0:08:36 > 0:08:38BOTH: Stand and deliv...
0:08:38 > 0:08:46Get out and STAY OU-U-U-U-T!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Max, she took our...
0:08:51 > 0:08:54I know. You saved your pocket money for three months to buy those.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Six months. I saved for six months.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Don't worry, we'll get them back.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oh yes...
0:09:03 > 0:09:07..no one messes with the Max machine.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:21 > 0:09:22HE SPITS
0:09:22 > 0:09:23SHE SPITS
0:09:26 > 0:09:27HE BLOWS
0:09:27 > 0:09:29SHE BLOWS
0:09:29 > 0:09:32HE BLOWS, SHE BLOWS
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Is it me, or are Sam and Toby totally ignoring me?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12When they talk they keep finishing each other's sentences.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15What's that all about? Here, have a listen.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16MUFFLED VOICES
0:10:18 > 0:10:21I still can't hear them, Co-ordinator Zarg,
0:10:21 > 0:10:22could you turn up the volume?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Sorry. Wrong button.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33I would love to go to...
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Mexico. Me too. Wouldn't that be...
0:10:36 > 0:10:39..intense! Maybe we could go... ..together. Great... ..idea.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43I wanted them to become better friends, not best friends.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47For all they care, I may as well not be here, it's like I'm invisible.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52What do you want, Laser Girl?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I want to fight for truth, justice and liberty.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58No, I mean what do you want to eat? Sorry, Robin Boy.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I'll have the usual.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Two grilled chicken salads. BOTH: Hold the fries.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Erm, what about me?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Sorry, Invisible Girl, forgot you were there.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'm here.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Oh. Sorry, Invisible Girl, forgot you were there.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19No, I'm here.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Hello! I am in front of your faces.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Now I'm in front of your faces.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Oh, I'm sick of being ignored!
0:11:29 > 0:11:30CLATTERING
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Burger and fries, please. Who said that?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I mean, we're still friends, right?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Probably just me being a drama queen - again.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46SNIGGERING
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Well, well, well, I think we just found a way to get back at Dani
0:11:52 > 0:11:53for taking our water pistols.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56We fill her sheets with honey?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58No. We put a skunk in her bed?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00No.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02We...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04No, that's all I've got.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08We get her Achilles' heel.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09You want to steal her shoes?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13No, it doesn't mean that. It means I have something she hasn't.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18A best friend. Yeah. So who's that then?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21You, you duh-brain. Thanks.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Say "cheese". BOTH: Cheese.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31EVIL CACKLE
0:12:31 > 0:12:34BOTH LAUGH
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I don't even know why we're laughing.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42MOBILE BEEPS
0:12:42 > 0:12:45"Can me and my best friend please have our water pistols back?"
0:12:45 > 0:12:48CHATTERING AND LAUGHTER
0:12:49 > 0:12:52How come everyone has a best friend besides me?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57APPLAUSE
0:12:59 > 0:13:01My next contestant is Dani.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Where are you from and what do you do? Well, I'm...
0:13:04 > 0:13:09Ha, ha, that's wonderful. Before you spin the wheel of friendship...
0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Wheel of friendship... #
0:13:13 > 0:13:15..let's look at tonight's star prize.
0:13:15 > 0:13:20Yes, you could be going home with your very own best friend!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22AUDIENCE OOHS AND AHHS
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Now, spin...the...wheel!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Ha, ha, right.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Aw, well, you don't go home empty-handed.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50You get our very own consolation friend.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Max, what if Dani finds me looking for the water pistols?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Don't worry, Mum's got a first aid kit.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12OK!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Get in there!
0:14:20 > 0:14:21MIAOW!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Hey, what's this?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Dani's diary?!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Wonder if there's anything about me?
0:14:31 > 0:14:36Unless it's got a pump action and blasts water over 30 metres,
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I'm not interested. Keep looking.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47What's a diary? It's where they milk cows.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Rabbit, rabbit, don't you two ever stop talking?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56We're planning a world... ..trip. If we had the... ..money.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Places we'd go, things we'd... ..see? BOTH: Buy.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01So, where are we going first?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Australia? G'day, mate. Or America.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05How's it hanging, dude?
0:15:05 > 0:15:08You can't come. You've got your acting to think of.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09We'll send you a... ..postcard.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14Thanks(!) Isn't it great how friends finish each other's...
0:15:14 > 0:15:15..lunch. ..homework?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18..sentences. BOTH: Oh!
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Fancy another... ..game of foosball? Set 'em up, sis!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Heartbroken. Can you fix it?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Depends on who did the damage. Boyfriend? Parents?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Brother or sister? Friends.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Tricky. The others are easier to fix,
0:15:39 > 0:15:43but friends, they can really gum up the works.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Are you just saying this so you can charge me more money? Yeah.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48You're heartless. No, I've got plenty.
0:15:49 > 0:15:55I've got hard hearts, soft hearts, brave hearts, sweet hearts,
0:15:55 > 0:15:56heart...
0:15:56 > 0:16:00two hearts. Hmm, warm hearts.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05It's working again!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Er, no, it's definitely broken.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10You have to buy one of these. It's beating.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15No, it isn't.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25She really doesn't like you.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Tell me something I don't know.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32What's taking so long? I could've made some water pistols by now!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Hi, Max. Please don't hurt me!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Everybody hates me.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Am I really that bad a person?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Am I really that bad a person?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43It's a trick question, right?
0:16:43 > 0:16:47I say yes and then it's wham, lights out.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Sam and Toby, I think they're about to dump me.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Well, you know what they say.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53BOTH: Three's a crowd.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55What am I going to do?
0:16:55 > 0:16:59You need to show them what a great person you are by, say,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02giving me back the water pistols?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Nice try, fart face.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Remember what a great person you are!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Aaaaaaah!
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Ooooooh!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23TWANG! Ouch.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Ooh, now that's what I call a wedgie.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32HIGH VOICE: If I wasn't your friend, this never would have happened.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Oh, come on, that's wedgie talk!
0:17:36 > 0:17:41Being my friend is fun. Ooh!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Does this look like fun?!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46We'll get the water pistols back and start having a laugh again.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49I promise! We'd better.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Oooooh!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01HE SNIGGERS
0:18:01 > 0:18:03It's not funny!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I'm not...laughing.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07SNIGGERING CONTINUES
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Hey, guys!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Great shot, Toby. Love those boots, Sam.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17So, how about you two staying tonight for a sleepover?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I've got popcorn and DVDs!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Sorry, Dani, we can't tonight.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Yeah, Pedro invited us to the show he's performing in.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26He's a professional dancing cactus.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Yeah, he's a background skater on Cowboys On Ice.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Sounds fun. I'll come too.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Um, trouble is, he gave us the last two tickets. Oh.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38But she can come to the wrap party, right?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Yeah, sounds cool.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Yeah, sounds cool.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Actually, you can only get in with those backstage passes he gave us.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46You've got backstage passes?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Sorry, Dani. Maybe next time, yeah?
0:18:49 > 0:18:54Oh, I just remembered, I couldn't've gone tonight anyway.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Babysitting again?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57No!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I'm going out with one of my famous friends.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Oh, yeah, who?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Harry Potter.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Dani, he's just a character in a book.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I mean Daniel Radcliffe who plays Harry Potter.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12You know Daniel Radcliffe?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Yeah. He's, erm, taking me to a movie premiere.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19You're going to a movie premiere tonight with Daniel Radcliffe?
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Yep.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23My awesome meter just exploded.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26What's he like...? You've got to tell me...!
0:19:28 > 0:19:32So, the more friends you have, the more popular you are.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34The more popular you are, the happier you become.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37We're way more popular than you are.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42Co-ordinator Zark, cloning yourself does not count.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45She's not my clone. She's not?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47No way. I look nothing like her.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50What's your name? Co-ordinator...
0:19:50 > 0:19:52..Zargofoffadoff.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55What planet did you meet on?
0:19:55 > 0:19:55Flip...
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Flip... Flerg...
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Flip... Flerg... Aha!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Some friend you turned out to be!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09I can't believe you're going to a movie premiere with Daniel Radcliffe!
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Me neither. And to think we were going to miss all this excitement!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16What about Pedro and the show? You guys can't miss that.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20As amazing as it would have been, this is amazing-er.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22There's no such word as amazing-er.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Well, there should be. So, tell us.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28What are you going to wear tonight?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Oh, I...
0:20:30 > 0:20:33I don't think I'm going to go. BOTH: What?
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Yeah, I'm not feeling well.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38You guys should go to the show.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Somebody's got red-carpet fright!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43All those cameras! Cinderella will go to the ball.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47HP's not the only one who can do a bit of magic. No, really, guys...
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I'm going to be sick. Better out than in, you don't want that
0:20:50 > 0:20:52on the red carpet. No, but...
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Either she gives us the water pistols back
0:20:58 > 0:21:00or it's pumpkin time for Cinderella.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Ben? Yeah?
0:21:08 > 0:21:13I said, either she gives us the water pistols back... Never mind.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Please can I go to the ball, evil stepsister?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I should probably stop calling you that.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Cinderella, you can't go to the ball.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30You don't have a dress to wear. Because you're wearing my dress.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35I know, doesn't it look fabulous on me? Ha ha!
0:21:35 > 0:21:39You're right, I am evil. See you.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42BIRDS TWITTER
0:21:46 > 0:21:47You've made me a dress?!
0:21:47 > 0:21:52Oh, you sweet forest creatures, how can I ever thank you?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53BIRDS TWITTER
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Is that embroidery?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57BIRDS TWITTER
0:21:57 > 0:21:59It's bird poo?
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Wooh!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07I hate those landings!
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Ahem! Ahem!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Fear not, Cinderella, for I am your fairy godmother.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I have come to make your dreams come true.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20You're getting me a pony? No.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24You are going to the ball to fall in love with a handsome prince.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Oh, yeah, that.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29I am going to make you the most beautiful girl at the ball.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Step back.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Alakazam!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Thanks a lot(!)
0:22:42 > 0:22:43You're less help than the birds.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I... I'll go.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Listen, I'm not... Close your eyes.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Look, I'm not really going out to with Daaaaaaa...
0:23:07 > 0:23:09What I'm trying to tell you is...
0:23:09 > 0:23:12HAIRDRYER DROWNS HER OUT
0:23:13 > 0:23:15HAIRDRYER STOPS OK?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Great, but we've really got to get you ready for a premiere. But...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I'm not going to a movie premiere with Daniel Radcliffe!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Not dressed like that you're not.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Get out while we accessorize.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43I just want a burger!
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Write, "Dear Georgie, with love!" Let's have a look at your hair!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Just leave me alone!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53EVERYTHING FALLS SILENT
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Ah, that's better.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Hello?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Anybody there?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Could I get some attention over here, please?
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Hello?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Hello, world.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12BOTH: Hello, Earthlings.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Are you ready for the new-look Dani?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17A drum roll, please.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Here's Dani!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Listen, guys, I'm not really...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Wow! I look amazing!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27You'd have done the same for me. Without the
0:24:27 > 0:24:31make-up and dress, obviously. That's what friends are for.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41She's crying. These things happen all the time on those makeover shows.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43She's loving our work!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46THEY SOB
0:24:49 > 0:24:52She looks so pretty!
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Hand over the water pistols, you're not going anywhere.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Go on then, give it your best shot. All over the dress.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Max, you said she'd beg us not to.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11She's bluffing. You're not getting the water pistols back ever.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13So now what are you going to do?
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Max? Stand your ground.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19She's not going to blow a premiere for a couple of water pistols.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Do you mean the water pistols I smashed up and threw in the bin?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25You didn't. It's the most fun I've had in ages.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26You're going to pay.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Don't do it, Max, she could get us Harry Potter's autograph.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Remember the wedgie?
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Ooh!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45BOTH: No!
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Why did you do that?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57You can't go to a movie premiere covered in ketchup.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Or chocolate sauce.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03I'm not friends with Daniel Radcliffe.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06So who are you going to the premiere with? Ron?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08No. Hermione?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10No. Dumbledore?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Is it anyone's autograph we can sell on the internet?
0:26:13 > 0:26:17There is no movie premiere. I made the whole thing up. ALL: What?!
0:26:17 > 0:26:18I was jealous.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19I was jealous.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I thought you two didn't want to be my friend anymore, so I made one up.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Dani! You made us miss two hours of cowboys dancing on ice.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Actually, that would have been really dull.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Yeah, close call. Thanks, Dani.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37So we're still friends? Well, duh!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39The Three Amigos, remember?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41ALL: Arriba!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Let's never do that.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48But of course, you don't get off that easily.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Aaaagh!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Another great show.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Human friendship certainly is strange.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Co-ordinator Zarg, do you think we could be friends?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07You mean lie to each other and be constantly paranoid whether
0:27:07 > 0:27:09the other person likes us or not? Yes!
0:27:11 > 0:27:12All right then. Friends it is.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Fancy a nap? Doodle do.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19THEY SNORE
0:27:19 > 0:27:22SIREN BLARES 'Warning, warning!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24'Asteroid approaching!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27'Warning, warning...'
0:27:29 > 0:27:34# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# Let's lift these chains
0:27:36 > 0:27:42# Let's ride this wave right out to sea
0:27:42 > 0:27:49# I will be breaking free. #
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Remember the wedgie?
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Noooo!
0:27:53 > 0:27:54OK, just me then, yeah?
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