0:00:04 > 0:00:06THEY LAUGH
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Ow, that's my tentacle.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Sorry, I couldn't tell with all this mess.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Initiate molecular purgatron.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Do you want me to tidy up?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24- It's your turn.- It's your mess.
0:00:24 > 0:00:30- Your tentacle scraper, eyeball cream. Slime wipes.- Your shed skin.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32It can't be. I eat mine.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- It's Dani's House.- Our favourite Earthling show.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39BOTH: Let's tidy up later.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Hi, my name's Dani and this is my wonderful... .
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I'm Sam, her best friend.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I'm her best friend too - Toby.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- As I was saying this is my show. Max!- That's me, I'm her brother.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54And I'm his best friend - Ben.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my show.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00THEY ARGUE
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I am not a happy bunny, I didn't get the part of Lisa Von Trapp
0:01:10 > 0:01:13in the Sound Of Music and I totally rocked that audition.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17# I am 16, going on 17... #
0:01:17 > 0:01:19They offered me the part of nun number five.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21She doesn't even get to sing.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- I've got great news. - Nuns one to four have been fired.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I'll give you a clue.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31I've got chills, they are multiplying.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34You've got flu and that's good news, because...
0:01:36 > 0:01:38And I'm losing control.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Tummy bug?
0:01:40 > 0:01:45- The power you're supplying, it's electrifying.- Grease!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Those are the words. The West End is looking for a new Sandy.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Auditions start tomorrow.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52This is my favourite musical.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- I have to get this part. - ACHOO!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Bless you.- I've got chills. - I've already told her.
0:01:57 > 0:02:02That I've had an allergic reaction to my aunt's cats.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05How did you know I was staying there while my folks were away?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Lucky guess. - He thought you'd seen this.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Auditions for Grease. Woo-hoo!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Well, I'm glad one of us is looking forward to tomorrow.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I've got a chemistry re-sit, urgh.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18A re-sit, how did YOU fail an exam?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I got the questions wrong.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22You're a total brain box.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Got my lanthanides mixed up with my metalloids.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28I know. What an idiot.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Fail again and I'm going to be in big trouble.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34I haven't got a cat flap's chance of passing staying at my aunt's.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- You'll be fine. - Top marks guaranteed.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37ACHOO!
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Where did everyone go?
0:02:41 > 0:02:46Oh, Brain's overloaded. I need progress reports, Brain.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Revision for chemistry test is proceeding.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53We'll soon have enough data for a Grade A.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55We're running low on fuel, Captain.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57What's going on? We need more fuel.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- There's something up, Captain.- What is it, Ears?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Vibrations. She's under attack.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05She's about to blow.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08ACHOO!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10So, stay here tonight.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- A feline free zone. - Can I? that would be...
0:03:12 > 0:03:16That's a terrible idea. Nobody studies on a sleepover.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18You'll be up all night talking about boys.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20No, we'll be up all night talking about you.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Really?- Yeah. You're the one I want. - You're the one that I want.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29Wow, this new deodorant really must send girls crazy.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Oh, you're teasing me.- Yep. Mm-mm.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35# You're the one that I want... You are the one that I want
0:03:35 > 0:03:39# Ooh-ooh-ohh. Honey, the one that I want... #
0:03:39 > 0:03:40What's wrong with them?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43It's like living in Frankenstein's laboratory.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Wa-ah!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I touched the lightning rod, Master.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Just call me Dani.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Yes, Master Dani.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Just Dani.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Yes, Master Just Dani.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16Never mind, attach these to the temples.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Ready?- Ready.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Ay-ay-ay-ay!
0:04:24 > 0:04:25I said attach them to the girl.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30- What's a girl? - The same as you, but with a brain.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh, OK.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36- Ready?- Yes.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Wa-ah!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45# The one I need
0:04:45 > 0:04:47# Oh yes indeed
0:04:47 > 0:04:49# You're the one that I want... #
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Welcome to the freak show.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Are you sure this is OK?- No problem.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00That's easy for you to say.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- She's staying for a sleepover? - More like a year over.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I had dibs on the next sleepover invite.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, thanks for inviting Sam.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Hey, you invited a girl, what's wrong with you?
0:05:15 > 0:05:19You can help me pick my audition song and I can help
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- you with that chemistry type stuff. - I need to learn the periodic table.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Or we can just do our own thing.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37So, humans don't learn things by eating knowledge sweets?
0:05:37 > 0:05:42No, they read things in a book and try to remember them.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44THEY LAUGH
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Oh, all the best ones have gone.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49We've got a lot of geometry and astronomy left, though.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Mmm... The sun is 92% hydrogen.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58A nonagon has nine sides.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh, poetry, yuck.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04This time I've run out of luck.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Good luck studying in this house -
0:06:09 > 0:06:11it's noisier than a zoo at feeding time.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Hey! - BABY WAILS
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Max, feed the baby!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20See, quiet as a library.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Not a cat in sight, so I'm sneeze free.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- But Dani has got cats.- Aargh! Get it away from me.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Cats, the musical.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34- And for that you get to blow up the air bed.- Is there a pump?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36No, you can use your big mouth.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Can I swap JT for the periodic table?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41You are one messed up girl.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Do it quickly before I change my mind.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48What, no make up, not even hair straighteners?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Aren't girls supposed to bring that stuff to sleepovers,
0:06:52 > 0:06:53isn't it the law?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I'm here to learn the periodic table
0:06:55 > 0:06:58and last I checked they didn't include lip gloss.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Wrong. Silver. There are flakes of that in my lip gloss.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11What can I repair for you today?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14My friend was demonstrating some silver lip gloss
0:07:14 > 0:07:16and got a bit carried away.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18HE LAUGHS
0:07:18 > 0:07:20It's not funny.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Oh, of course not, have you tried make up removal?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Three tubs, but it brought out the shine.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Don't worry it should wear off in a few days.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Oh, phew.- Or weeks.- Weeks!
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Well, when I say weeks, I'm talking no more than a year.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- I can't let people see me like this. - There must be something you can do.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Please, I'll do anything. - Then this is your lucky day.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49At least you can't see the silver as much.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I am not sharing a house with two girls, no way.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58One is bad enough.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00You must sleep over to balance the force.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03I can't do sleepovers.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Wow, your mum is strict. You must break more stuff
0:08:05 > 0:08:08and then they can't wait to get rid of you.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10It's not Mum, it's me.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I only like sleeping in my own bed.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Let me guess. It's got a mattress protector.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19I don't wet the bed, it's just a precaution.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Hey, look, we've all had a visit from Mr Soggy Pyjamas.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Come on, sleep over, it'll be fun.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Who's going to tuck me in and read me a bedtime story?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Well, it's not going to be me.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Man, you strike a hard bargain.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37My audition song, what shall it be?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Hopelessly Devoted To You or something less Greasy.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Every breath you take gets my vote. - What do you say, Sam?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46You should stop using this mascara.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49There are more chemicals in this than in the periodic table.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- It makes my eyes shine.- That's your corneas dissolving.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'm throwing it away for your own good.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Get away! There goes another lung full.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Do you want your eyelids to rot?- If it means getting the part, yes.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04My air!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I'm not sleeping on that. I have an exam tomorrow.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I've got an audition. I need my beauty sleep.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Aren't you going to paint it on?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Ooh... Miaow! - ACHOO!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- I'll decide who gets the bed. - No way.- That's not fair.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- With the help of this coin.- Ah!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Call it.- Tails.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26How am I meant to sleep on this?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Well, lying down and closing your eyes is traditional.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36This is going to be the best sleepover ever.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Where's my bed?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43You won't need one, we'll stay up all night watching TV.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46You can't have a sleepover without a sleep.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Why? You can have a walkover without a walk?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I like sleeping. It's what I do best.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55It's boring. All you ever do is dream.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Who needs dreams when you've got the Movie Channel?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04What are dreams?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06When humans sleep they see images.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10They can watch TV with their eyes shut? Maybe we can too.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- See anything?- Not yet.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- How about now? - Nothing.- Zak, you can't...
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Wait a minute, I think I'm getting something.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Really?- Yes, a headache.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Screwing your eyes shut really hurts.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34# ..We go together like rama lama lama ka ding-a ding-a dong
0:10:34 > 0:10:38# Together forever like shoobop sha wadda wadda... #
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- You're pretty good at this. - Do you think so?
0:10:42 > 0:10:46No. There's no way I'm singing this at my audition.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Maybe something less "yippity-boom-de-boom."
0:10:49 > 0:10:51More like "lickety split vamoose."
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Take your freak show on tour. We need the TV.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Nice pyjamas.- They're only for show.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Don't even have a bed to sleep in.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Have you got an audition? No. Have you got to pick a song? No.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Can my sister sing? No.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Is she wasting her time? Yes.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Guess what's starting on TV right now.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Star Wars - The Phantom Menace.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16We're going to watch it all, back to back.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Back to back? Do we have to sit like that?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Only, er... Ohh.- Count me in. I'll grab cucumbers
0:11:23 > 0:11:25and we can re-enact the light sabre duels.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Hello, I don't remember seeing any singing in Star Wars.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You're meant to be helping me Obi-Wan-Cucumber.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Forget Star Wars, I'm talking about something much better.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36The Lord Of The Rings trilogy.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- No, a documentary on the periodic table. ALL:- No!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43This could help with my exam.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45And this could help with my audition.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48And none of this helps me at all.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I'm the guest, so I should get what I want.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55TING
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Can I help, madam?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- I demand a bigger room. - But, madam,
0:11:59 > 0:12:01you're in the penthouse, it's the biggest.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Then build me a bigger hotel.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06What? Now?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I don't think that's too much to ask.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10And make sure Binky gets a proper bed.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12We already put him in a double.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Uh! How could you be so cruel?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Poor Icky bicky Binky, was the mean lady nasty to you?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Yes, she was, yes, she was.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Yes, those silk sheets he slept in
0:12:24 > 0:12:27must have been so uncomfortable. Bad Dani.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- I need to watch this.- I have to practise.- My exam's important.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39If they start fighting, it'll better than any movie.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42You know, you two make terrible room mates.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Where are you going?
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Somewhere where there's less chemistry.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You should practise your song.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54No, you're right, you're the guest.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- We'll watch your show first.- OK.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Hey! Ben's a guest too, you should do what he wants.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Fight, fight, fight.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05There goes our date with the Death Star.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08ON TV: 'The periodic table is a tabular method
0:13:08 > 0:13:11'of displaying the chemical elements...'
0:13:14 > 0:13:16'Must stay awake.'
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Battle stations - it's an attack of boredom.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Stay alert, people, don't let it get to you.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Brain cell activity is falling off the chart.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26This geek can send us into a coma.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Muscles?- Yes, Captain?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Get us on our feet, we need to keep moving.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35She's not responding, Captain.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Neck muscles giving way.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Eyelids are closing.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Brace yourself, people, she's nodding off.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48'..By atomic numbers...'
0:13:51 > 0:13:53You're missing the best bit.
0:13:53 > 0:14:01- Let me sleep. - OK, you win, it's bedtime.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Yeah...! You're missing the best bit.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07TV VOICE DRONES
0:14:11 > 0:14:13This is the worst sleepover ever.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I could be at home now being tucked up by my mum.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Hey, I tucked you up, didn't I?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I think I'm starting to bruise.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Sorry, but next time I'll know what to do.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23There won't be a next time.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26How about I make it up to you with a story?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Thanks, Max.
0:14:28 > 0:14:33Once upon a time there was a blood-sucking vampire who would wait
0:14:33 > 0:14:36until children were asleep in their beds...
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Stop!- OK, I'll do the voices.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Once upon a time there was an evil blood sucking vampire.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- I don't like vampires. - All right, how about zombies?- No!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Headless horseman?- No!
0:14:52 > 0:14:56How about instead of a story, we have a midnight feast?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- But it's not midnight. - You are one tough customer.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Come on.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08What is a midnight feast?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Well, twine my tentacles, I can't believe you don't know that.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13So easy anyone can figure it out.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Midnight is a clock time and feast
0:15:15 > 0:15:19is a type of meal, so midnight feast is when humans eat a lot of clocks.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- I thought you were getting that mended.- Believe me I tried.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Good evening, good afternoon, good morning.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Look at the size of that split!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Something heavy must have landed on this.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39I mean, we're talking humungous,
0:15:39 > 0:15:43like a whale or an oversized elephant. It was you, wasn't it?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Can you repair it?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49No, but we do have an extensive range of beds for sale.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Oh, you'll love this one it's so-o-o comfy.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58A bit too small perhaps.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Maybe you prefer another inflatable.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Have you got anything a little less round?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06BANG!
0:16:08 > 0:16:09There you go.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Yeah, it turns out the repair man was full of hot air,
0:16:13 > 0:16:15unlike my air bed.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19I feel bad taking your bed, let's swap.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Oh, it's OK, this rock hard floor is comfier than it looks.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Can I play my subliminal CD? It helps me revise.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29That's funny, I bet some losers actually do that.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31You weren't joking, were you?
0:16:31 > 0:16:36- No.- When I said losers what I meant to say was...
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Freak.- No, no, no.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42I know I'm being weird but I'd do anything to get that periodic table
0:16:42 > 0:16:43to stick in my head.
0:16:43 > 0:16:49I really admire you for studying so hard. I wish I had your brains.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51You're overacting cos you called me a loser.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Was it that obvious? I'm going to totally blow this audition tomorrow.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Relax, you'll be a star as always.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00OK, you can listen to your CD.
0:17:00 > 0:17:06- I need some help getting to sleep anyway. Night.- Night.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- ON CD:- 'There are 170...'
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Now this, is a sleepover.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27- HIS BELLY GURGLES - Uh oh...
0:17:28 > 0:17:31False alarm.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33BELLIES GURGLE
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- I don't feel so good.- Me neither.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41This is the worst sleepover ever.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- CD: 'Helium, Lithium...' - Agh!
0:17:50 > 0:17:54- Hello, wakey, wakey. - Leave me alone, I'm sleeping.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56But I'm hungry.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Can you keep the noise down? - THUMP!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I want some food.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04I'm having that dream where I'm working behind a burger bar.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05This isn't a dream.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Everything looks so real. - It is real.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10You're real, I'm real and the chicken nuggets are real.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Every time, it's the same - the customer gets angry and I wake up.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17You're already awake, you fool!
0:18:17 > 0:18:22Mmmm...
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Ahem!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30It's OK, I should probably do my stretches as well.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Ow, ow, ow.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Um-cha, woo-cha, wonga, banga
0:18:38 > 0:18:43wonga, banga, diggedy, diggedy, diggedy...
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Have you gone completely nanas?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I always do this workout before an exam.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I call it brainercise.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Nimble-timble, mimble,
0:18:52 > 0:18:54riggedy, diggedy, riggedy, diggedy.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57I'm guessing you've never done this in front of a mirror
0:18:57 > 0:18:59cos you look ridiculous.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Movements and sound have been proven
0:19:02 > 0:19:05to stimulate different parts of the brain.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08It increases the nitrogen monoxide which acts as a neuro transmitter.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10What did you say?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13You know nitrogen, atomic number seven on the periodic...
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Agh! I'm talking geek.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21- My revision CD - it worked. What's atomic number one?- Hydrogen.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26- 29?- Copper. - 40?- Zirconium. Agh! Make it stop!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Why don't I know any of this?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Well, memory can be affected by excess cortisone. No!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Dani, help me revise, teach me chemistry.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I never thought I'd say that.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I need to clear my head for my audition.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42I'm going to go and sing in the H2O, I mean, shower.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Where's the planetary oral-oscillator?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Planetary oral-oscillator? I haven't seen the poo.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52You were the last one to use it.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55You were on the poo for hours to your mummelpop.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Yes, here it is.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Who are you pooing?
0:19:59 > 0:20:05My friend for a sleepover. If the humans can do it, then so can we.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Not Flabberguts from Gaslovia.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Don't you like him?- He smells so bad he makes my tentacles shrink.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- So, we'll open up a window. - And get sucked into space.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19All right, all right, I'm hanging up the poo.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Now, I know why mum doesn't let me drink lemonade at midnight.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Let us in! It's an emergency.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Max, we're not gonna be able to make it.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Hold tight, buddy, you can pull through.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33DANI SINGS
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Let us in!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Sorry, guys, I didn't see you there.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46Here, get yourselves some ginger, it'll settle your stomachs.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Why can't Sam be my sister?
0:20:48 > 0:20:49She's my hero.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54'Protecting little brothers and their best friends everywhere,
0:20:54 > 0:20:57'in the never ending struggle against good and evil,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00'a new hero - Laser Girl.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04'She flies alone bravely...'
0:21:04 > 0:21:10Hey! What about me? Rubber Boy!
0:21:10 > 0:21:15'Sorry, Rubber Boy, I didn't realise there was another hero in this movie.
0:21:15 > 0:21:21'In the never ending struggle of good against evil two heroes will rise...'
0:21:21 > 0:21:23How come I never get a mention?
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Hey, you missed out Invisible Girl.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30'Oh, this job is impossible. I quit.'
0:21:34 > 0:21:39Oh! Oh, you scared me... Hello?!
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Anybody there?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43My whole life just flashed before my eyes.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I fail this exam, end up homeless
0:21:45 > 0:21:49and living off pickled onions for the rest of my life.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Pickled onions?- It was the first thing I found in your cupboard.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Please can I stay one more night, please?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I see you two are still fighting.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59No, in fact I was just about to tell Sam
0:21:59 > 0:22:01she could stay for another night.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Thank you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Oh, no.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I've spilt juice.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09It's OK, don't worry about it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Don't worry about it? I've got to live off this.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17She's driving me mad.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Come on, she can't be that bad.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24Pass me the monosaccharide. I mean, the sugar.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26She played her revision tape.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- You knew about that?- She stayed at mine before a geography exam
0:22:29 > 0:22:32and now I can find my way around Holland with my eyes shut.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Can you talk to her for me - ask her to be a better room-mate?
0:22:36 > 0:22:37You should talk to her.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Go-betweens always mess things up - at least I do.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46You at the back. Yeah, you! What do you want?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Tell her I want a burger, fries and a vanilla shake.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51THEY WHISPER
0:22:53 > 0:22:56He wants a holiday in Spain and a DVD player?!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Hi, Sam, I've decided to make you my honorary sister.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Test me.- Kind of busy right now, Sam.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Goal, test me.- Hey, that's not fair.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I'll tell you what's not fair.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Dani learnt more of this last night than I have in two years.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19- Now, test me.- Wow, you have got exam fever. So what, if you fail?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Failure is not an option.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Now, Dani doesn't seem so bad.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- Leave him alone.- OK, you test me.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- HIS BELLY GURGLES - Oh, no, not again.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34DANI SINGS Agh! I'm gonna kill her.
0:23:38 > 0:23:43# Hopelessly devoted to you... #
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Not feeling it.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50# Hopelessly devoted to you! #
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Better.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54# Hopelessly... #
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I have an exam tomorrow and you insist
0:23:57 > 0:23:58on making this infernal racket.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- I'm trying to learn a song. - I've got a periodic table to learn.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Yeah, well this is what I think of your stupid table.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09At least we don't have to test her now.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14OK, maybe that was an over reaction.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17You two really don't make good room-mates.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- I'm going to fail.- No, you're not.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24I'll teach you the periodic table, it's easy. Are you ready?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27# There's antinomy, arsenic, aluminium, selenium, hydrogen,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30# and oxygen, nitrogen and iridium, and iron, americium,
0:24:30 > 0:24:33# Ruthenium, uranium, europium, zirconium, potassium, vanadium. #
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Check out the brains on me.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Oh, we forgot to sing our planetary song today.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Wogglesticks, you're right.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46# Oh, the grand old orb of Ork
0:24:46 > 0:24:49# It has a dying sun
0:24:49 > 0:24:52# It once was a hot and fiery place And now it'll freeze your bum
0:24:52 > 0:24:55# When the sun's up it's up And when the sun's down it's down
0:24:55 > 0:24:59# And when the sun is all burnt out it will create a black hole with a
0:24:59 > 0:25:01# Strong gravitational field
0:25:01 > 0:25:04# That'll suck in our planet and trap it there for infinity. #
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I love that song.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08So moving.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12# And argon, krypton, neon
0:25:12 > 0:25:15# Radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium
0:25:15 > 0:25:19# Chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium. #
0:25:19 > 0:25:22She's got it. Toby she's got it!
0:25:22 > 0:25:23I've got it!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Whatever it is, you've both got it.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29This house is really weird. Do you want to sleep over at mine tonight?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Thanks, but I only like sleeping in my own bed.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- But you made me.- I know.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I'm sorry, I know get really stressy before exams.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I haven't been the best room-mate.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- You've been the best.- Really?
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Now I'm singing better than ever. West End here I come.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51What are you going to sing for us?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- Hopelessly devoted to you. - FEEDBACK SCREECHES
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Great, take it away, kid.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00# There's antinomy, arsenic, aluminium
0:26:00 > 0:26:04- # Hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen... #- Next!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Agh! Sam!
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Another great show.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10It totally fingled my floppeltop.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14It's great how humans help each other, isn't it?
0:26:14 > 0:26:17It's a primitive survival method, but it seems to work.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Maybe we should try helping each other.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23So, we can understand the humans better.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Good idea, Coordinator Zarg,
0:26:25 > 0:26:28now, what can we help each other with?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30No, can't think of anything.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32The mess - we could tidy it up together.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35You're trying to trick me into helping you.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I'm trying to be human.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40A human wouldn't leave his skin lying around.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- I tidied up last time.- Did not.- Did.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44- Did not.- Did.- Did not.- Did.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- Did not.- Did.- Did not.- Did.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Did not.- Did.- Did.- Did. - ZARG LAUGHS
0:27:10 > 0:27:13At least you can't see the silver as much.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18# Oh, yes indeed
0:27:18 > 0:27:22# You're the one that I want... #
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Toby, if you're gonna get it wrong, get it right!
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Eurgh! Poetry. Yuck! This time I've run out of luck.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42THEY LAUGH