0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hurry up, Zarg! Our favourite broadcast is starting.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09I'm still calibrating the atomic hyperspace graviton revisualiser,
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Co-ordinator Zak.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14No.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15No.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Ooh, ooh, left a bit.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20That's got it.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Now, don't move a muscle.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Hi, My name's Dani, and this is my wonderful...
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- I'm Sam, her best friend. - Oi! As I was saying...
0:00:33 > 0:00:35I'm her best friend, too. Toby.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39- As I was saying, this is my show... Max!- That's me, I'm her brother.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Get out of it. - And I'm his best friend, Ben.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is my show.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46It's not your show!
0:00:46 > 0:00:50ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Hi, I was just practising.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Toby and I are going to the Utterly Go Dancing heats this afternoon.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Which is also why I'm dressed like a total plum.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Meanwhile, that racket is my brother.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21And he's just pushed me to the limit.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
0:01:24 > 0:01:28# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. #
0:01:29 > 0:01:30MUSIC TURNS OFF
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Oi!- # Yes, yes, yes, yes! #
0:01:32 > 0:01:35We were listening to that.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37So was the rest of the universe.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40# Yes, yes! #
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Yeah, yeah, yeah! #
0:01:44 > 0:01:48I'm bored of hearing the same song, over and over, yeah?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- # Yes, yes, yes, yes! # - Not now, Ben.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55I've asked you to turn down the music over 40 times in the last three days.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I wondered what that annoying, whiney sound was.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Hey, give me back my CD, you!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Do you mind? The code's private.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10BEEPING
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Since when did you have a safe?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Since the sixth time I caught you reading my diary.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18If you kept a blog, like normal people,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I wouldn't have to look for it.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Write a blog, and have you hack into it?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Er, I think not. - I'm getting that CD back, Dani.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Good luck. That safe is water-proof, dust-proof,
0:02:28 > 0:02:31fire-proof, germ-proof and little brother-proof.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Is it monkey-proof? - Indestructible, secure.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You're not getting inside. Now get out of my room.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Little brother-proof?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42That sounded like a challenge to me.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:45 > 0:02:47BOTH: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- I don't even know why we're here. - Out! Now!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Ole!
0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Why, what's up, Sam?- He's been dancing the whole way here.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05All the way down the street.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I can't help it. I've got the music in me.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Too bad you don't have a sense of shame, too.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Oh, Dani, I've got a new routine.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- I thought we could practise it before we leave.- Call me square...
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Square!- Why would anyone want to draw attention to themselves
0:03:22 > 0:03:24by entering a dancing competition?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Because it's fun. You can switch off and let your soul take control.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31I'm not letting anything I can't see take control over me, thank you!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34What are you worried about? You couldn't look any more silly.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Dressed like that, should you really be lecturing me on looking silly?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43SPANISH GUITAR MUSIC
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Fascinating. I've never heard of this 'dancing'.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Everyone knows about dancing.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54It's a rhythmic movement of the human body,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56done in sequence with music.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58It's fun. Check it out.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02So, like this?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Not quite. You've got to loosen up a bit. You've got to...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15What's that crawling on your shoulder?
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Agh! Get it off, get it off!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Now you're dancing!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27SPANISH GUITAR MUSIC
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Oh, I'm sorry! Really, really sorry.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Can't we just stick to the routine as originally planned?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's simple. Here are the steps.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Who came up with this dance, Albert Einstein?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Just try it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49That's it.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Step, step, step, twirl.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Agh!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- CRASH! - Dani, are you OK?
0:04:57 > 0:04:58I'm...
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- I'm perfectly pancakes.- Dani...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05(ECHOING) Hello?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Is anybody there? Where am I?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Hey! How's it going?- Who are you?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I'm the giant imaginary rabbit that lives in your head.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- And who am I?- I don't know.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Why can't I remember who I am?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21This what you're looking for?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Those are my memories! I need them back.- Ooh, come and get 'em.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Get back here. - I'm not a hare, I'm a rabbit. Ha ha!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31If you want your memories back, you'll have to find them.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40I won't stand for it, Ben. Taking my CD is nothing but common theft.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43We have but one option.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Cry like babies?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Break into that safe and steal everything of hers that's in it.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53But you heard Dani. That safe is monkey-proof.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I'm the Maxmeister.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00There isn't a safe, strong box or vault on this planet
0:06:00 > 0:06:02that can keep me out.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Now where did I put that industrial chainsaw?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Mum and dad better not have hidden it again.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Are you OK?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Can you hear us?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14What happened?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17We were dancing, and you took a little tumble.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- How many fingers am I holding up? - Why? Can't you count?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- I want to check for concussion. - You don't look like a doctor.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26That's not a nurse's uniform.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Dani, it's me, Sam? Samantha?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32And I'm Toby? The Tobster, Captain Cool Pants.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Captain Cool Pants?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Toby, it's only you who uses that name.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Me, and my many fans.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Give me your bag.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Help me, somebody help me! I'm being robbed!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Have no fear, Captain Cool Pants is here.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Stay back, Captain Cool Pants. Don't come any closer.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56OK, I won't come any closer. Looking good today.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Aren't you gonna help me? Use your superpowers or something.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I am using my super powers.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06This is what I do. I pose.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I am a super poser.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- You said it. - You're the worst superhero ever!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17No, Captain Ice Cream is the worst superhero ever.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19He melts on hot days.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30I've never seen you two before in my life. Keep back!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- I want to go home. - But this is your house, Dani.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Why do you keep calling me Dani? I'm not a boy.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Or at least I don't think I am.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42OK, now I feel really weird.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43This is proper serious.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Dani, you've got amnesia.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50You've had a knock to the head, and temporarily lost your memory.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53OK. But why are you talking to me like I'm an idiot?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55I need to go find my memory.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58BELL DINGS
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Good morning, good evening. What can I get you?
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- I've lost my memory.- When did you last have it?- I don't remember.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Luckily for you, we stock a range of ready-made memories.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Were you interested in happy or sad ones?- Both, I guess.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15How can you appreciate the good if not for the bad?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Now, just to enter a few details into my computer...
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Thank you. Name?- Dani.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Er... Age? Let's say, late teens.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Happy and sad, hit enter.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Voila! Lifetime memories.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Oh, here's a good one.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Remember going strawberry picking with your parents?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40No, but it sounds like a happy memory.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Strawberries got sprayed with pesticide.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46You got terribly poisoned. And your hair fell out.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51- What else?- Ooh, remember that dream cruise around the Bahamas?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53No, but it sounds great.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56You hit an iceberg, got shipwrecked and had to eat the captain.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- He really didn't taste that nice. - Are there any happy memories?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Let's see.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Your parents won a tenner in the lottery last month.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06The dog ate the ticket.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10What's the last thing you remember?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Waking up with two complete strangers peering at me.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16What the heck am I wearing?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19And who are you?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Right. I'm phoning for an ambulance.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Humans are so careless.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30They should back up their memories onto CD like we do.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Co-ordinator, how many times must I tell you?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36That is not a disc containing your memories.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38It's a Kylie Minogue album.
0:09:38 > 0:09:44You mean, I haven't had over 30 international Top 40 hits?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47DOOR CREAKS
0:09:57 > 0:09:59The coast is clear.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I'm fine. I'm all right.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07We need to approach this delicately.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Safe cracking involves a steady hand and patience.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Take your pick.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Mmm... That one.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Let's go to work.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Is that meant to happen? - Course it isn't!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Well, I don't know. I've never played tennis.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48The name's Bond,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Toby Bond.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Licence to gel.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Looking good, 0017.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58DOOR OPENS
0:10:58 > 0:11:00What did the hospital say?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Checked her over, no permanent damage.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07But she does have concussion, which has left her brain a bit scrambled.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- At least it wasn't poached or fried. - We need to keep a close eye on Dani.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14With plenty of rest and our help, she should be normal by morning.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Dancing's a form of rest, right?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Please, Dani, tell me you remember the steps to our dance?
0:11:20 > 0:11:26- What dance?- Our dance, to the Utterly Go Dancing regional heats?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not dancing.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31We need to remind Dani who she is.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34It may reboot her brain, bring her memories back.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36No-one's booting me in the brain.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38- Whah!- Toby!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40What are you doing?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I thought a scare might stop your amnesia.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45That's hiccups, you fish head.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48We need to remind you of your favourite things.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Favourite tastes, sounds, smells. - What have I got to lose?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Your memory of the last few minutes?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Gross.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Garbage.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Grotty.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Maybe your senses got scrambled, too.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Long story, but I need to find out what I usually eat.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13You look like a healthy sort of person.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Maybe try our health food menu? - What have you got?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Try our delicious plankton shake. Fresh from the ocean.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Isn't plankton what whales eat?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25And look how big and strong they grow up to be!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Ugh! Tastes like sea water.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Yeah, it's mostly sea water. Plankton doesn't taste of much.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Amnesia or not, I'd remember drinking that.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38How about what one of our healthy burgers? They're full of iron.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- You've got to be kidding me.- Fine.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44If you won't have it, I will.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45CLANG!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Mmm, delicious!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57We'll have to try something different.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- We could throw it out of the window. - I've just had a great idea.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02We'll throw it out the window!
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Wicked!
0:13:03 > 0:13:04You get that side.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06RIP!
0:13:08 > 0:13:09What was that?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10My trousers.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I hope.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15It's hopeless. Nothing's bringing my memory back.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Guys, what sort of person am I?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21You've got straight brown hair, brown eyes.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I can see that.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- You're funny, talented, loyal and smart.- You really like dancing.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Is winning that dancing competition all you want me back for?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I just want my friend back.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37My friend, who just happened to be really looking forward
0:13:37 > 0:13:40to that dancing competition.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Look, I know you're in there somewhere, Dani.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Please come back to us. We miss you.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Aaagh!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57What do you miss most about our home planet, Co-ordinator?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Oh, many things.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04The smell of a freshly baked crag-nut loaf.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07The security and comfort of a warm sleep pod.
0:14:07 > 0:14:13The way the blue sun rises over the Valley of Golden Serenity.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16So very beautiful.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19And what do you miss, Co-ordinator?
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Proper bog roll.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23The stuff we have on this ship is like sand paper.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Why has this happened? Oh, mercy me!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Toby, get up.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Yeah, sorry, not cool.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40I'm gonna remember just as much as you want me to remember, OK?
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Maybe if you really tried...force the memory out?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I don't know about that.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47It's worth a go.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49BURPS
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Ooh, somebody's got windy pops.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Look, I think you're trying too hard.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I'm gonna count backwards from five.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Your mind will travel back to a point before the accident.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10Five, four, three, two, one. You are an early version of yourself.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Tell me, Dani, where are you?
0:15:12 > 0:15:18- I'm with my friends, in a shed. - Can you describe your friends to me?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20They're covered in feathers.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Baagh, ba-ba-ba! Baagh, ba-ba-ba!
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Dani, what are you doing? - Laying an egg.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Ba-ba-ba!- It seems you've travelled back too far.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34In a previous life you were, in fact, a hen. OK, OK.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Three, two, one, you're awake.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- That was weird.- You're telling me.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51- Still no memories?- None that I want to remember. Sorry, Sam. Sorry, Tony.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52- Toby.- Toby.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56OK, Dani, we're willing to make you a deal.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Who are they?- Yeah, very funny.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01But I, I don't know who you are.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Dani's had an accident. She's got amnesia.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Amnesia!- Seriously, who is this?
0:16:06 > 0:16:11I'm your brother. More than that, we're best friends, soul mates.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- What?- Don't listen to him, Dani.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Don't listen to them.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17They always try to turn you against me.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20You lying little rodent!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Max, what are you doing?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24She'll believe anything we tell her.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Imagine it, a big sister who was with us, instead of against us?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I'm trying to imagine it, but I'm getting static.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Dani, don't believe anything Max says. We're your best friends.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36No. You came to cause trouble.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- He's the one that causes trouble. - Everyone shut it!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42You're all gonna have to present your sides.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- I'm sorry, who are you? - Oh, that's Ben.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I'm not important.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Co-ordinator, why do humans lie?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51For all manner of reasons.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Not all of them bad. Some are called white lies.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56White lies?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59For instance, if I were to ask you how I was looking, you,
0:16:59 > 0:17:03in order to spare my feelings, might say I looked fine.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06So, I wouldn't draw attention to your big, flappy ears?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- I don't have big ears.- No, no.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Of course you don't.- I don't.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Nope, nothing wrong with your ears, Co-ordinator. Your ears are fine.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- So, I do have big ears? - I swear, your ears
0:17:18 > 0:17:20are absolutely perfect in size.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- You're not lying to spare my feelings?- Nope.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26You have got a big, stinky butt, though.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31You and I were in nursery together.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I took you to the teacher when you fell off the slide.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37We decided that we'd be best friends forever.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39It was only years later till we met Toby.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42And we all hit it off straight away.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- The End.- No, we didn't.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- What are you doing?- We're gonna have to be completely honest.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I'm not going to sink to his level.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51All right.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57At first you thought I was a... a total idiot.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02Dani, what are you going to be when you grow up?
0:18:02 > 0:18:08- I'm going to be a famous actress.- I'm going to be a particle fizzle-ist.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Out the way, smellies.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Hey, we were here first!
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Boys always go first, that's the law.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22- One chocolate milk for boys, please, mate?- That's not fair.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24He's not better than us.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I'll show him who's better.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Oi, pooey bum!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Oi, what are you doing!?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Hey, that feels good.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48That is good!
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Wow, I look like a rock star.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Can I buy you lunch?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01So, we became friends because I put mayonnaise in your hair?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05And from then on we were best friends. Stuck like glue.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Thicker than thieves. - As close as close can be.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Bonded like protein molecules. - Whatever that means.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Do you remember the day at the seaside?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Boy, when we went on that rollercoaster,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18after eating all that candy floss?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20And you threw up on that old man?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Yeah. I was thinking about the rest of the day.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25About what a laugh we had?
0:19:25 > 0:19:31- Oh, right. It was great.- It was perfect. Apart from the vomiting.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Oh! It was perfect, Dani!
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Are you really gonna believe all that sentimental rubbish?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Of course I don't need to tell you how we met.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- But I can tell you about how we grew so close.- Give me strength.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45It was a few years ago that we were kidnapped
0:19:45 > 0:19:49by evil circus clowns and made to...
0:19:52 > 0:19:53How's the porridge?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Tastes like wallpaper paste.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I think it is wallpaper paste.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I don't know how much more of this I can take.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Do you know how long it takes to polish a size 25 shoe?
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Don't worry, Dani. I'll get us out of here.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Thanks. You're the best brother a girl could have.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15I know, Dani, I know.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Just let me do the talking.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I don't want anything bad to happen to you.
0:20:23 > 0:20:28- You mean too much to me. - Oi, stop yapping, you two!
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Yeah? or what?
0:20:29 > 0:20:36Or... This!! Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Well, that told us.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Bring me those red noses.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- What do you think? - You look absolutely ridiculous.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Really? Do you think so?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Take this!- Agh!
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Run, Dani, run!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06And after that, there was that whole thing with the giant squid.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10And psychic monks. Yeah, we had some major adventures together.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Sounds amazing.- All I want is for my dear sister to be whole again.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Not like these two, who'll knock you unconscious.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Dani, he's just fed you a whole...
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- I'll be the judge of that, Pam.- Sam.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Sam. Look, I realise what Max says sounds a bit far-fetched.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- But it's so crazy it has to be true. - What, you can't...believe him?
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- He is my brother. - Blood's thicker than cherryade.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Dani, we're your best friends.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39And we're going to the dance heats in an hour.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43- We've been practising for weeks? - I don't remember any of it!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Looks like she's made up her mind.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Come on, Dani, let's go break into your safe.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Why are we breaking into my safe?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Because all your most private things are in there.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- And if they don't jog your memory, nothing will.- Good thinking.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57I've no idea what's going on.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02If I lost my memory, I think I'd create
0:22:02 > 0:22:03a whole new identity for myself.
0:22:03 > 0:22:10- Start afresh.- It's a fascinating idea. Yes, to start again.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12To be someone completely new.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15A man of mystery and secrets.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18And what would your new name be?
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Kevin.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24OK, how are we gonna do this?
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Well, we've tried cricket bats, baseball bats, crowbars.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I was hoping you'd help us find the combination.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Maybe you wrote it down somewhere? - It's possible.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38I'll look in the wardrobe. You look in the drawers.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Dani, you check under the bed.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Got it.- When we get that safe open,
0:22:44 > 0:22:48and your memories come back, we are going to have so much fun.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Can't wait! I think.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Hey, this is fun!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Oi!- Sorry.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Think, Sam, think.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Maybe you could dance with me? - I don't do dancing.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05- I could give you a crash course. - I've seen you dance. Crash is right.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06It was an accident.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09We've got important things to worry about.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Like Dani being lured away by her brother.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14If Dani had memories, she'd know what do to.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Maybe I could find an elephant.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- How will an elephant help? - I could teach it to dance.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22They have photographic memories.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Toby, that's it. You're a genius!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I know I'm a genius. Why am I a genius?
0:23:28 > 0:23:29I've got photos in my organiser.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33- And?- Well, they're photos of me, you and Dani.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Why don't you keep your photos in your phone, like normal people?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Oh, of course, that's what normal people do.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Look, we can use these to prove to Dani
0:23:41 > 0:23:43that we're her best friends, not Max.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47You're right, I am a genius. Oh, don't show her that one.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48My hair looks a right mess in it.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Let's go!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Can't find the combination to the safe written down anywhere.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I've wasted enough time on this safe already.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Hang on, how come you were trying to get into the safe
0:24:00 > 0:24:02before you even knew I had lost my memory?
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Erm, that's a very good question. And the answer is...
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- Photos, we have photos.- Oh, don't look at my hair in the last one.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I've got messy hair. I said, don't look at it.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14These look at all familiar?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17You could have mocked these up on a computer, for all I know.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Erm, yeah, they'd go to any lengths to lie to you, Dani.
0:24:21 > 0:24:26- Shut up, Max! That felt good.- Try something else.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Max, you weaselly, slimy, worm.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Hey, these just roll off the tongue.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35You suck, you sucky, stinky, nasty little rat.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Oh, this is fun! It feels right.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- Just keep looking at the photos, they may help some more.- Anything?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Anything at all? - Even a hint of remembering?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- Yes.- Yes?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51The combination to the safe.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53It's the same numbers as the date on this photo.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- That was when we went to the coast. - And you threw up on that old man.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- I remember.- I wish that memory would stay forgotten.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02It was your finest moment.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Ah, Dani, you must have chosen those numbers
0:25:05 > 0:25:10- because it was such a special day. - Er, a little privacy, please?
0:25:18 > 0:25:22There it all is! My diary, my photo album
0:25:22 > 0:25:26and my certificate for the 100 metre backstroke.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29This is who I am, all my memories.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I'm sorry for doubting you.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37And I'm sorry for...knocking you unconscious.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- Ha, my CD!- Ah!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Come on, Ben.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Let's go. All this emotion is making my skin crawl.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Right, Dani, you've got about 12 seconds to get ready for the dance.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Do I really have to go dressed like this?- Yes.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Ugh, I can't believe I thought he was my friend.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57That's the worst taste in music ever!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Yes, yes, yes, yes!
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Yes, yes, yes, yes!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Yes, yes, yes...! - Ben, I've turned it off.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15- Oh, right. What's wrong? - I'm over it.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Dani, hurry up. Gonna be late.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28OK. ..get my hair ready.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Ole!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Sure you're ready? - Ready.- Remember the moves?
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- Does this answer your question? - You're still getting them wrong.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- So you must be better. - And you're sure you feel OK?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- No dizziness or nausea? - I feel fine, I promise.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Don't make any sudden movements.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Great advice for someone entering a dance competition.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- Come on, let's go. Wha! Dani!- Dani!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Just kidding.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Ah, another episode finished.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02What would we do without it?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Now what are we going to do with our day?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07We have work to do, Co-ordinator. Reports to write,
0:27:07 > 0:27:12experiments to conduct, maintenance tasks to carry out.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13When you say maintenance tasks,
0:27:13 > 0:27:16you want me to scrub the dead skin off your feet again?
0:27:16 > 0:27:21As the commander of this mission, my feet must be in prime condition.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Better for dancing.
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