0:00:05 > 0:00:07Ooh, Dani's House.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09SHE CRUNCHES LOUDLY
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Could you eat those any louder?
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Ooh, I don't know. I'll try.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16SHE CRUNCHES LOUDER
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Oh, I can. Who knew?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Hi, my name's Dani and this is my wonderful...
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- I'm Sam,- Oi!- ..Her best friend. - As I was saying,
0:00:28 > 0:00:33- I'm her best friend too, Toby.- As I was saying, this is my show... Max!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- That's me. I'm her brother.- Get out of it.- And I'm his best friend, Ben.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my show.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43THEY ALL ARGUE AT ONCE
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Hi, out there. My name is...- Dani!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Well, you'd think I wouldn't need any help with that by now.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Sam, could you not interrupt while I'm trying to talk
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- to these lovely people. - It's about to start.- Bye!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Toby...- It's starting!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Ooh, ooh! Come on, you...!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- 'Orlando Bloom suffered massive...' - Orlando Bloom?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Oh, I know. He's fit.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Different kind of fitness there, Toby.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Why am I watching this?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- It's a documentary. - We thought you might want to.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25"Top ten fittest guys".
0:01:25 > 0:01:28"Documentary" makes it sound more educational.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Guys, this is terrible.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Tell me about it! Matt Damon down two places.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34BOTH: Ohh!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I hang out with you two way too much.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- I'm going to watch the match with the guys.- OK.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44BOTH: What guys?
0:01:44 > 0:01:50You know... There's...You Know and...You Know.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Wow. You've got a lot of friends called You Know, don't you?
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Oh, no.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Is that You Know's brother?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I don't think I've got any mates who are guys.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06TOBY RINGS BELL
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Good evening, good morning, good afternoon.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12What can I do you for? Apart from that hair.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Can I get an upgrade for my phone?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20You know, make it bit more of a guy phone. Uh,
0:02:20 > 0:02:27ten megapixel... Wi-fi, 3G... Mp3, mp4. All the latest smart...
0:02:29 > 0:02:32That's...not an upgrade, that's a brick.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37The I-Brick. They'll be all the rage this time last year. Mark my words.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Um, I'll be a laughing stock.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42LOUD CRASH >
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Well, there's the I-Shoe.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47The I-Plug.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51The Iron. Ha! See what I did there?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57I put the I in front of the iron to make... No?
0:02:57 > 0:03:01I want one that doesn't embarrass me and shows me in a good light.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04The I-Torch!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I'll take it.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Guy... Chico... Chicken Drumstick.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17You've got a friend called Chicken Drumstick?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- OK, I might have made that up.- No(!)
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- What about the guys you play football with?- Oh, I gave that up.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Boots kept getting really muddy.
0:03:25 > 0:03:30- What's the big deal? You haven't any guy friends.- Shh, someone might hear.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Who, like Chicken Drumstick? - Right, d'you know what?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'm rejoining the team, mud or no mud.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38If I leave now I can pick up my kit from the dry cleaners.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42DOOR SLAMS
0:03:42 > 0:03:43We've gotta do something about this.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Tell me about it... Why?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Because we're his best friends. What if we're to blame?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52We've taken him out of his natural,
0:03:52 > 0:03:54guy habitat and raised him as one of our own,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56like a panda from the Serengeti.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59It's our responsibility to put him back in the jungle
0:03:59 > 0:04:02before his tale gets shanked by the other amphibians.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06You don't watch many wildlife documentaries, do you?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11MUSIC: "Little Green Bag" by George Baker Selection
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Why are you looking like the cat who ate the cream?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22I'm not. I'm the cat who ate the cream, the fish and the dead mouse.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Urgh, gross.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Benny here just brought his new computer game over,
0:04:27 > 0:04:32- and I literally beat him at his own game.- Yes, I am such a loser.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35And the winner gets to order the loser about. Watch this.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38MAX WHISTLES
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Giddy up, Ben.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Whoa there, horse boy.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Ben, Max isn't better than you.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49You're both equally annoying amoebas.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51In fact you might have the edge.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Huh?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Repeat after me...
0:04:54 > 0:04:58I am the better amoeba. I am the better amoeba.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I am the better amoeba.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I give up.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14Kicking, elbowing, throwing the ball at you.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17I'm gonna stick to football as it was meant to be.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Watched on a plasma screen with a bag of nachos.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25What's going on?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27You are so going to thank us for this.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Why is it whenever you say that, I get really nervous?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- You're welcome! We... - We're auditioning friends for you!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Sam, that was my news! - We've fly posted the whole area,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39everybody knows about it.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Dani's idea.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Dani, what did you write on that poster?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51"Toby no-mates needs...mates?"
0:05:53 > 0:05:54No.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Come on,
0:05:59 > 0:06:02they'll be here soon. You can be Simon Cowell, I'll be Dannii.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- And you can be Sharon! - Why can't I be Dannii?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Because your name's Sam?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Oh, I see. Just because your name is Dani... COUGH >
0:06:08 > 0:06:10you automatically have to be...
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Excuse me, can't you see the judges are arguing here?
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Oh yeah, we're meant to do that after the auditions.- Yah.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Let the auditions begin!
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- So, tell us why you want to be Toby's friend.- Well...
0:06:26 > 0:06:29For some reason, none of my mates
0:06:29 > 0:06:33want to go midnight grave-digging with me.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Next!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40And then I said to Dad...
0:06:40 > 0:06:44"Has Gramps really gone to the great big betting shop in the sky?"
0:06:44 > 0:06:45THEY CRY HYSTERICALLY
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Next.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Hi.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02BOTH: Hi.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Ow!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Is it hot in here all of a sudden, or is it just you?... I mean me.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Ow!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15What are you going to do for us today, Orlando? Oh, I mean...Jack.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- A soliloquy.- A silly what?
0:07:17 > 0:07:22"To be...or not to be.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24"That is the question.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28"Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings..."
0:07:28 > 0:07:29- BELL RINGS ON MOBILE - Next!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Why?- What's wrong with him?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I want someone to watch football with, not quote Oliver Twist.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Hamlet.- Oh, is he next?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Let the battle commence.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43'Three...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45'Two...
0:07:45 > 0:07:47'One.'
0:07:47 > 0:07:50EXPLOSIONS AND GUNFIRE
0:07:50 > 0:07:51I win. Next.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59'Three... Two...
0:07:59 > 0:08:01'One.'
0:08:01 > 0:08:02EXPLOSIONS AND GUNFIRE
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I win. Next.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13THINKS: 'I am the better amoeba,
0:08:13 > 0:08:17'I am the better amoeba. I am the better amoeba.'
0:08:17 > 0:08:18COMPUTER: 'Three...
0:08:18 > 0:08:20'Two...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22'One.'
0:08:23 > 0:08:25EXPLOSIONS AND GUNFIRE
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I...lose?
0:08:28 > 0:08:33I won... I won... I won!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I won! I won!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38I beat you, I won!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42I CAN beat you.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Just cos you beat me,
0:08:47 > 0:08:48doesn't mean I've changed.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- HIGH PITCHED VOICE:- Does it?
0:08:52 > 0:08:57What was wrong with that one? He'd make a great friend.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Uh... Did you see how close his eyes were?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Might as well have had one gigantic eye in the middle of his forehead.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Don't you think you're being just a little bit too choosy?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08I was going for plenty choosy.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Maybe that's why you can't get any new mates.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Hey, I can get new mates, OK?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15It's just, a girl can't choose a guy's mates for him,
0:09:15 > 0:09:21otherwise they'd all be called Johnny or Brad or Orlando.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Don't diss the Orlando!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Sorry.- Accepted.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Look, OK, I'm a guy.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh! Oww, that hurt.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Good timing.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38A girl can't choose a guy's mates, OK?
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Ha, ha! Missed!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Oh!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49THEY LAUGH
0:09:49 > 0:09:54- Co-ordinator Zarg, what is a guy? - A guy is a species of human
0:09:54 > 0:09:57that can often be found, for example,
0:09:57 > 0:10:01loudly expelling vile gases known as farts. Why?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- No reason. - ZARK FARTS
0:10:04 > 0:10:08I'm guessing I must be a guy.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Girls can't choose a guy's mates? - She's still slightly fuming
0:10:16 > 0:10:18over Toby's earlier comment.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22We tried to help Toby and it didn't work, we should leave him to it now
0:10:22 > 0:10:24and just moo-oove on.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30You're not really moo-ooving on, are you?
0:10:30 > 0:10:34I'll take that as a no. Look, Dani, we can't force a friend on Toby.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37The whole point of making friends is the unexpected.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- One burger surprise, please. - One burger surprise!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oh, and can you hold the gherkin?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50One burger surprise, hold the gherkin!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52And can I add cheese to that, please?
0:10:52 > 0:10:57One burger surprise, hold the gherkin, add cheese.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Oh, and onions. Sorry. Almost forgot the onions.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03One burger surprise, hold the gherkin, add cheese,
0:11:03 > 0:11:04don't forget the onion.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08That will be £79, miss.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Uh, but it says 79p in here.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Surprise! Cracks me up every time. Heh! Heh! Heh!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- I told you, I let you win.- Yeah, right, oink, flap, oink, flap.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- What?- The sound of pigs flying.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Oh! I'm smart!
0:11:29 > 0:11:34No, you're not...sort of thing.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Fish food. Pond life.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51What?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Have you seen Toby?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03What? Have I got something on my nose or something?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Oh...right.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09You breathe a word of this
0:12:09 > 0:12:12to Toby and it'll be the last word you breathe to anyone.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- OK.- OK.- Pick that up.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Is there something different about you?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23- HIGH PITCHED VOICE:- No.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27What you said to me about being a better amoeba than Max
0:12:27 > 0:12:30turned me into a lean, mean, fighting machine. Watch.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Max? HE WHISTLES
0:12:36 > 0:12:37To your room, giddy up.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40How do I look?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- You look great.- Superb.- Fantastic.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Who is he?- I have no idea.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50So Toby doesn't think girls can find mates for a guy.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55Well, surprise! He is never gonna recognise me.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Dani?- Well, when I said never...
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Oh, sorry, I thought you were Dani.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Never.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11All right? How's it going?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14It's going OK, I think.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19You're here for the auditions, right? Trust me,
0:13:19 > 0:13:21you haven't missed much. Bunch of losers.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Yeah, losers.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Sorry, um... Toby.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34And you are...?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Daa... Dan.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Nice to meet you, Daa-aan.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Say, I don't suppose you're a footy fan?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Am I? I watch it, I play it, I eat it.
0:13:53 > 0:13:59- All right, maybe I don't eat it. - Who do you support?- Oh, er...
0:13:59 > 0:14:03You know, the ones that play in that lovely salmon pinky colour...get me?
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- TOBY LAUGHS - You're a funny guy!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09(Oww!)
0:14:10 > 0:14:15Why do male humans feel the need to punch one another, like this?
0:14:15 > 0:14:21Search me. Thank goodness we evolved from such primitive behaviour, eh?
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Ow, that hurt.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Well... Just replace it.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Oh! I'd forgotten we had spares.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Use the flank!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Oh, come off it, ref! - Oh yeah, come off it, ref.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Why's he coming off it again?
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Ha, ha! You're a really funny guy.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56So, er, when's the interval then?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Interval?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- Oh, half-time? - Yeah, that as...well.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07Oh, come on! What was that? My nan could do better than that.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Yeah...and my little brother an-and the baby from hell.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Toby, have you seen Dani anywhere?- Oh!
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- Oh! No!- Toby?
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Toby?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Planet Earth to Toby?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Toby!
0:15:24 > 0:15:25'Planet Earth to Toby'
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Planet Eboonerastawis to Toby.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34'Oh, Sam.'
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Oh, yes! It worked! Oh, ho!
0:15:39 > 0:15:44- Have you seen Dani? - I think I heard her come in earlier.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49Oh, Sam. This is a new mate of mine...who I found myself.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Sam, meet Dan...the man.- Oh.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Nice to meet you, Dan the...man.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Yeah.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02- Nice to meet you, like...darlin'. - DANI BURPS
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Ha, ha! You're mad, you are.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- He's mad, he is.- He is, isn't he?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11So...Dan. You're a local...boy?
0:16:11 > 0:16:17Yeah...could say that... like...bruv.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21And he likes football, although he obviously doesn't play it, or...
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Go to matches...- Kick the ball in the thing!- ..Just like me.
0:16:24 > 0:16:30- Oh, I can't wait for Dani to meet him.- No, neither can I.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33So I can rub her nose in it. That I found a friend without her help.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Why don't I go get her now?- No!
0:16:36 > 0:16:41I mean, no. I mean...go to the shops to...buy hair gel,
0:16:41 > 0:16:43that's what I'm going to do.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Well, Toby can lend you some, can't you Tobes?- Tobes?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51- Bye!- What? But... Oh.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I wanted to prove Dani wrong.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01Oh, trust me, Dani would have been beside herself to have met "Dan".
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- BOTH: Ah! It's Dani. - 'I know...'
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Sam said not to...but it worked, I proved Toby wrong.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Girls can find mates for guys and Toby's none the wiser.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Actually, Toby's always none the wiser.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- All right! I won't tell. - What's wrong with you?
0:17:23 > 0:17:27You caved in quicker than one of Mum's souffles.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Just, now that Ben can whup me, I've lost that X-factor
0:17:31 > 0:17:34that makes me Max.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38So now you're just M-A. Ma.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- HIGH PITCHED VOICE:- I'm Ma.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I'm sure it's not as bad as that.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Max, I need a piggy back >
0:17:45 > 0:17:48to the toilet... Now! >
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Please, you gotta help me beat him. He's a nightmare.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Hmm. Let me think.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Hmm...
0:17:55 > 0:17:56No.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00I'm your big sister, Max, and this is for big sisters everywhere,
0:18:00 > 0:18:05that have to put up with babysitting their kid brother.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Say I'm smarter than you.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- Gimme back my money, I know you stole it.- How dare you?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13This is so not over, Dani.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Snooze, ya lose.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Give me all your birthday presents.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- Fire!- Argh!
0:18:22 > 0:18:23SQUELCH
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Max!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33So, no. There's no way I'm going to look you
0:18:33 > 0:18:35in your eyes and tell you you're a better amoeba.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Ah-ha! You did it. I'm the better amoeba now.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Hey, Dani, what's that?
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Ow!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Yes! I've got it back. I'm gonna WHUP Ben!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I can't believe I fell for the oldest trick in the book.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57'Three...
0:18:57 > 0:18:59'Two...
0:18:59 > 0:19:00'One.'
0:19:02 > 0:19:05HEAVY GUNFIRE
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- She must be around here somewhere. - Yeah, but where?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Oh, there you are.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Ah, we've been looking everywhere for you, DAN-i.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I, uh, had some important stuff to do.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Which I can't think of right now.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Really! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Are you OK?
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- Did you forget to swallow a textbook today or something?- I'm fine.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- No more Dan, OK, Dan?- OK.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Oh! Did I tell you? I've got a new friend.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46A real top geezer.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- I wouldn't stake my lunch on it. - He sounds great, Tobes.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Why is everyone calling me Tobes all of a sudden?
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Anyway, I've proved I can find my own friends who I've met myself.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02I'm right, you're wrong. I rest my case. Thank you very much...
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Goodnight, although it's not.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07OK, well I'm glad that's all sorted then, the end!
0:20:07 > 0:20:12The end? Is it me or was that a little...short?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Must be the monitor. Needs...fine tuning.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25So. Where's this "friend" of yours then?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28I don't know, OK? But I'm not making him up.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Sam saw him, didn't you, Sam?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Oh, yes. I would recognise that face anywhere.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36So Sam, "saw" him did "she"?
0:20:36 > 0:20:41Yes! And stop making bunny rabbit ears at me.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42"Fine".
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Right. I'm gonna find him. And when I do,
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I'm gonna prove you so wrong. Again.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53And that really will be the end. Goodnight.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Even though it still isn't.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Oh, yes! What?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Can I help ya?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13I'm looking for a missing person.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17A new friend that could have been a really good mate.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Does he look like this?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21No.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22This?
0:21:22 > 0:21:23No.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- What about this?- No!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Well if you find them, can you let me know?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30I'm running out of business here, fast.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Oi!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33One last question.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Have you seen these?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Can't remember where I put 'em.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I left 'em ere somewhere, where are they?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Ah!
0:21:44 > 0:21:48The whole idea, if you can remember, was to find Toby a friend, a guy.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- And I have.- But you're the guy.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54How's he going to feel when he finds out his new footie mate's just been
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- stretchered off into thin air? - I was only trying to help.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Maybe I should do something.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04No. His two non-imaginary friends should.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06OK?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11OK. Why are you always right, anyway?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Because I am. You should know that by now.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16GUNFIRE
0:22:19 > 0:22:21BOTH: Yes!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27I win... Again.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31BEN LAUGHS CRAZILY
0:22:31 > 0:22:33THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:22:33 > 0:22:37I don't even know why we're laughing.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Couldn't find Dan anywhere.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- COUGH - Oh, Dan!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Alright, bruv? 'Ow's it going?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Surprisingly brilliantly.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Oh, um... Come with me.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Dani! Oh, Dani!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59She's is going to get the surprise of her life
0:22:59 > 0:23:02when I show her that you're as real as the day you were born.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- Oh, is that the time? I've gotta go home.- Where?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- Australia.- Wow.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11That's some bus journey.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16Immigrating. That's what I came back to tell you. Nice meeting you, mate.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Laters.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Oh, I know what this is.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Penny's finally dropped. - Here we go.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29It's Dani, isn't it?
0:23:29 > 0:23:35Yeah, she scared you away. Just to prove I can't find my own friends.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Nothing gets past me.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42No. Listen. I wouldn't say that. And just off the record,
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Dani meant well, and she's a really good friend. And she's talented
0:23:46 > 0:23:49and she's funny... So I hear.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Oh, give me your number and I'll add it to my contact list.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Uhh... I don't have a mobile.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59DANI'S MOBILE RINGS
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Would you believe me if I said that was a radio?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Oh,
0:24:05 > 0:24:08don't mind me. I'm just...calling Dani.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- MOBILE STOPS RINGING - You think I'm stupid, don't you?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14You stole Dani's phone, Dan.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Ow!- Sam!
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Ow!
0:24:21 > 0:24:26Just so I'm clear on this... There was no Dan, was there?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I'm sorry, Toby.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Sam was right.- Thank you!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35It doesn't matter if you haven't got any friends that are guys.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Louder. I don't think everybody heard(!)
0:24:37 > 0:24:42IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS THAT ARE GUYS!
0:24:43 > 0:24:47- Happy?- Happy.- No, not happy.
0:24:47 > 0:24:53I still haven't got any mates while you guys are...Orlando Blooming.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58An 'ahh' would have been nice.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01BOTH: Ahh.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03'Thank you.'
0:25:03 > 0:25:05BOTH: You're welcome.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09That's it. You're the better amoeba than me.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11You're the brains of this outfit now
0:25:11 > 0:25:14and I'm never going to play another computer game as long as I live.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I'm going to start by chucking this away.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22- Actually, that's my game you're about to throw away.- Oh. Sorry.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Do you want me to piggy-back you home again?
0:25:25 > 0:25:29Nah. My feet have kinda forgotten what the ground feels like.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Maybe I should...
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- No!- But what if I...?- No! You've done enough interfering for one show.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55He's out in the wild. Just let nature take its course.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57OK.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59No!
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Duck!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Hey.- Hey.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Do you fancy a game?
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Hey, I'm really good at this.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Nah, I'm really bad at this. I lost against myself.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Whatever.
0:26:26 > 0:26:31- How do you jump over the shooting treasures?- Pull the donkey's tail.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- 'Eee-aw!'- Ha, ha!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Eee-aw! Eee-aw! Eee-aw-ways says that!
0:26:39 > 0:26:44- I suppose you've got lots of mates' names in your mobile.- Yeah.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Why don't you make up names and add them to your contact list?
0:26:48 > 0:26:50That is genius.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Hey, guys,
0:26:52 > 0:26:54nice to see you "hanging" together.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Is that a donkey's tail?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59BOTH: Eee-aw, eee-aw, eee-aw-ways says that!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Wow, it's like having Max in stereo.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06BOTH: Eee-aw, eee-aw, eee-aw-ways says that!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Guys, that is really annoying.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12BOTH: EEE-AW, EEE-AW, eee-aw-ways says that!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Another fine show, co-ordinator.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25So, it would appear humans need to find their own friends.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29Rather than be artificially stuck together.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32In a confined space.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Light-year after light-year.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- THEY BOTH SCREAM - Let me out!
0:27:38 > 0:27:44# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# Let's slip these chains
0:27:46 > 0:27:51# Let's rock this wave right out to sea
0:27:51 > 0:27:56# I will be...
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# Breaking free. #