0:00:02 > 0:00:05BLEEPING
0:00:17 > 0:00:21Mm! Our 12 months of hibernation are over, Co-ordinator Zang!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Co-ordinator Zang.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28GIBBERING
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Oh, it's you, Co-ordinator Zark.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I was having a nightmare.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41I dreamt we were aliens on a mission to observe human culture.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46THEY SCREAM
0:00:48 > 0:00:50LAUGHTER
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Oh, it never gets old.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58You'd think that our new spaceship,
0:00:58 > 0:01:031.7357989 Model 100,000,000,000/B
0:01:03 > 0:01:06would have a better hibernation system.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09If it's good enough for the Tortoise People of Tortoi 10,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11it's good enough for us.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Oh, and we're still in our time for a new series of Dani's House.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18That's not Dani's House.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Hey, guys. Welcome to my brand-new house.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Well, technically, it's my parents' house
0:01:25 > 0:01:29but they are spending one more night in the old place while I unpack.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30BUZZING
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Oh! This place has everything -
0:01:33 > 0:01:34wonky electrics.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35GURGLING
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Dodgy plumbing.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40SPLINTERING Rotten floorboards.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Whoa!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'm OK.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48So this is my new den. Look!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Got a hammock! And my new sofa.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53And here is a box of shoes.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And a half-eaten pizza.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And over here is my genius best friend Sam.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Who is about to read the most exciting letter in the world.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Dani, this'll be the tenth time. - I know but I love hearing it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Read, read, read!- OK.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Dear Dani, we loved your demo CD and would like to discuss a record deal.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18- Ooh-hoo-hoo!- We'll be in touch soon, yours awesomely, Mogul Music.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21This is it, Sam. Things are gonna change.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25APPLAUSE
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hello, Wembley.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33- What are you doing?- Can someone please remove the support act from the stage?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Hello! This is my show. I'm Stella.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- Stella what?- Just Stella.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- You know, like Madonna. - Or SpongeBob.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Well, I've never heard of you.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- I've won four Brit awards. - Yeah, well, I've got a 50m swimming certificate.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48I've had 15 number one singles.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I've got a Blue Peter badge.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Ha! In your face.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I've got an OBE for services to music.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I came third in the school break dancing competition.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- All right, I came last.- Mm-hm. - Show-off.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13And for your information, SpongeBob does have a surname. It's SquarePants, all right?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14SquarePants.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22We should do something to celebrate your big news.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27BOTH: Party!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Perfect. Mum and Dad aren't here tonight.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- We'll invite everyone we know. - Except that guy I went out with last month.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- I thought you liked him. - We're from different worlds.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42You're breaking up with me?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I want to date other life forms.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46But I love you.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49My species has no word for love.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53However, we do have over 300 words for stomach juice.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57You're such a drama queen.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Excuse me.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07This party will be exclusively for people we like.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Apart from Toby, obviously.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- He's got much more important things to do.- How did he get into medical school anyway?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20He passed his entry exam by answering "bum" to every question.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Of course!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Nothing - not even my brother - can stop this from being the best party ever.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- So Farty's having a party? - Max, what are you doing in there?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Spying on you two.- Did we carry that box all the way from the old house?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I thought that box was full of shoes.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Turns out it only contained a big heel.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Mum said I could stay here.- You're not coming to the party, guff-bag.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I don't want to go to it, I want to ruin it.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48DOORBELL CHIMES
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Whoa!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Benjamin J Ben-Ben! - Maximus Maximilian!
0:04:59 > 0:05:00BURBLING
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Dani, Dani, Dan-Dan! - I don't think so.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Sammy, Sammy, Sam-Sam! - In your dreams.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- So this is your new house? - No, it's the old house.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14We moved it round the corner, brick by brick.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Really? It looks different.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Hey, guess where I've been?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21The dentist. You've been going on about it for months.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I love my dentist. He always gives me one of these.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- How many fillings this time? - Ten - a new record.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31It's not something to be proud of.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Are those wasps?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I'm having a party!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41The balloons need to say "Congratulations, Dani."
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- A party at my house tonight.- We need food for at least 40 people.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'm having a party at my house.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49That is all the guests invited. DOORBELL
0:05:49 > 0:05:52And a top DJ booked. So what's next?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55DOORBELL CONTINUES CHIMING Answering the door.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Hello?- Yeah, it's stuck.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Oh!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02CHIMING STOPS Sorry. Old house, dodgy electrics.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- No worries. So where do you want my woofers.- I'm sorry?
0:06:06 > 0:06:07My woofers.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12My bass bins, my speaky-deakies, my chronic sonics, my clatterboxes, my squawk cubes...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- You're getting weirder. - I'm talking about these.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Ladies, I am your DJ for the evening.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- But I only just called you. - I live a couple of doors down.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Convenient or what?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25You know, you're lucky you got me.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29I actually turned down Katy Perry's birthday dinner to play this gig.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Really?- She's always on my case.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34"Jack, will you take me for a milkshake?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36"Jack, will you take me pony trekking?"
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Your name's Jack? - We knew a Jack once.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43I'll never forgive that creep for flushing my history project down the toilet.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50And he flushed my lucky troll.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55He was a complete idiot.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Well, obviously that isn't me cos I'm so not an idiot.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Huh? - MAKES SCRATCHING NOISES
0:07:02 > 0:07:07I couldn't cadge a sarni off you could I? I'm hungry enough to eat a buttered horse.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Seriously.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13I've been saving this DVD for a special day.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Ooh, shiny!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17It contains all of Dani's baby videos -
0:07:17 > 0:07:20having her nappy changed, wetting herself on a see-saw.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23crying because she saw a cloud shaped like a scary face.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24What a loser!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29THUNDER
0:07:29 > 0:07:31HE GASPS
0:07:33 > 0:07:36We'll project the film onto the wall as Dani's guests arrive.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40She'll be so embarrassed she won't be able to think about partying.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46What was that? It had better not be a ghost. I hate those guys.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49This house has a few loose wires. You know that feeling, Ben.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53My dad said the best way to solve a problem is by shouting at it.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Behave, you bad house, behave!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Wah!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03HE GIGGLES
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Ben?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Where am I? This place is amazing.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Name?- Ben, with a B.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30- Are you a wereswan?- I'm sorry? - With the wings - I thought you might be a wereswan.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33You know, like a werewolf but a swan version.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38- What are you talking about? - Wereswans are what people turn into when they get bitten by a swan.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Don't you know where you are?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Swan World?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Try again.- The North Pole?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50I'll give you a clue. The man in charge has a long white beard.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Then it is the North Pole! Which makes you an elf.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I know it's early but can I give you my Christmas list?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00I mainly want pants this year. I've been having some trouble you see.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Ben? Wake up Ben!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- What?- What?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Wake up, Ben!- What?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- What?!- Wake up, Ben!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- What?- Ben, wake up!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Again, again! Do it again.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Any more gherkins?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20SHE SIGHS
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Why don't you just help yourself to the entire fridge?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24No, that would be greedy.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26So what made you become a DJ, Jack?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I...I just love the way sound works, you know?
0:09:31 > 0:09:35The thud of the bass note touching everyone in the room at once.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Hundreds of people connected in a moment
0:09:38 > 0:09:41because of vibrations in the air.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Wow! That's almost poetic.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46It's almost scientific.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Plus I get a lot of free sandwiches.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51So, what do you two do?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Sam's at college. - Someone's got to be.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- And Dani's about to sign a record deal!- No way!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58That's wicked, man.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Oh, no, that's set me off again!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02SHE SHRIEKS Oh! Excitement level's at critical.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Come on, calm down.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Hyperventilating.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I must chillax.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I just hope you're well enough to operate a DVD projector.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17RADIO TUNING
0:10:17 > 0:10:19What?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- What? - RADIO TUNING
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- What?- What?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Are you playing a trick on me, Max?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- JINGLE ON RADIO - Are you feeling OK?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I can hear things in my head.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Those are called thoughts, Ben.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38You were bound to have some sooner or later.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- STATIC NOISE - Though I'm not sure that's healthy.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Go and unwind, Dani. I'll do it all.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Nothing can ruin this party.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50DOORBELL Oh! The guests are here!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54They're early! My party's ruined! MOBILE RINGS
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- I'll get that, you get the door. - Thank you.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Hello?- Yeah, Martin Mogul, Mogul Music. Is that Dani?
0:11:05 > 0:11:06No, this is her friend Sam.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Er, yeah, OK, kid, I don't need your life story.
0:11:09 > 0:11:16Look, just tell Dani that I think we might have accidentally offered her a record deal by mistake.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18You've got to be kidding me.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22DOORBELL All right! The party doesn't start for hours yet.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27BLEEPING
0:11:29 > 0:11:31The name's Blair, Fleur Blair.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Say again?- Fleur Blair.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Flur Blur.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39So you're not offering Dani a record deal?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Nope, negatory, no-way cliche.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- That did not sound good. - It's as bad as it gets.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49How am I gonna tell Dani?
0:11:51 > 0:11:52I can't see anything in here.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Anything at all.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Are you still hearing voices?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I'm picking up the radio now.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11As long as you're fit enough to operate a DVD projector.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Straight in at number eight it's...
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- It's Fleur Blair. What is? - What's "flur blur"?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22My name. My name is Fleur Blair.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Flublur?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Fleur...- Fleur...
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Blair.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Bleugghhh.- Fleur Blair!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I work for a top-secret government agency.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38My card.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40It's blank.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Of course. That's because we're top secret.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- And what's that, that thing? - It doesn't have a name either.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Because it's top secret. - Because we couldn't think of one.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54It's for tracking radio waves. Somebody in this house has been intercepting our transmissions,
0:12:54 > 0:12:59somebody with a razor-sharp criminal intellect who will stop at nothing to get what he wants.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Oh. Upstairs, second door on the left.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Oh!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Please don't ruin my party!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Who's that?- Never mind her. Who was that on the phone?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Was it the record company?
0:13:15 > 0:13:16- Wrong number.- Oh.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Look, why don't you go and chill out? - Ah, thanks, Sam.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22This is going to be the best party ever.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I'm gonna go and try on some outfits!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28And it's gonna be the worst morning after, too.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34How come we never have parties?
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Because such frivolity is below our superior intellect.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41You had a party for your birthday last year.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44It wasn't a party, it was a scientific experiment.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47You had balloons and cake.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50It was an experiment
0:13:50 > 0:13:54to see how balloons and cakes behave in a vacuum.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Vacuum is right.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59I've never been to a party with so little atmosphere!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Ha! Ha! Ha! High five!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08I think I preferred you when you were still in the box.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Look at baby Dani getting her nappy changed.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16BUZZING, BEN MUTTERS
0:14:17 > 0:14:21What's wrong with this? It's like there's something interfering with it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23And she says, "I told you I bought a hat.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25And so I says, "Hat? I thought you said cat."
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- I'm Secret Agent Fleur Blair. - I'm sorry to hear that.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36I'm a secret agent on the trail of a diabolical criminal genius.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Name's Max.- Nice try.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40But this is the real evil genius.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42You and I are going to have a little word.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45What little word would you like? Hat? Pie? Me?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Sit down!
0:14:50 > 0:14:54- You're going to give me some answers. - OK. The fastest animal is a cheetah.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Laser stands for light amplification by stimulating emission of radiation.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- The Italian for potato is... - Wait until I've asked the questions.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04What is going on?
0:15:05 > 0:15:06SHE SIGHS
0:15:06 > 0:15:09CHILL-OUT MUSIC OK, need to calm down.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Yee! I'm gonna be a star!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14No! Stop, relax.
0:15:14 > 0:15:21CD: Hello and welcome to relaxation with me, Guru Uhuhu-uhuru.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27Together, we're going to explore a universe of calm.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Picture yourself gently stroking a baby unicorn.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36By now, you'll be starting to feel...
0:15:36 > 0:15:37relaxed.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Completely relaxed and floppy,
0:15:42 > 0:15:44like a floppy hat
0:15:44 > 0:15:47or a big floppy puppy's tongue.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Or a floppy slice of wafer-thin ham.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Maybe I should just tell her the truth. Dani hates being deceived.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03It's just as well I'm not deceiving her in some way, then.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I'll tell her tomorrow. I don't want to ruin her party.
0:16:06 > 0:16:12You mean, you're going to tell her right after she's told her guests about the deal she thinks she has?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15OK, maybe we should just call it off.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Will you be OK down here if I go and speak to Dani?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Hey, I'm a professional.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22What's this for?
0:16:34 > 0:16:38I want you to tell me everything.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- Everything? - Start at the beginning.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Well, it all started about 14 billion years ago with the Big Bang.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49An atom of matter exploded into the universe we know today.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50It then expanded and cooled.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Not everything ever.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56This isn't working.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- I need your help. - Don't you ever knock?
0:16:59 > 0:17:03There's a secret agent who thinks Ben is a diabolical genius
0:17:03 > 0:17:07and she's interrogating Ben and he can't cope and I want to be interrogated
0:17:07 > 0:17:09and I need Ben to help me ruin your party.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Right. I was on your side up until the bit about ruining my party.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15I knew honesty wouldn't get me anywhere.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16You suck!
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Why can't I relax? It's like there's something niggling at the back of my head.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Nah!
0:17:29 > 0:17:30KNOCKING
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Dani, I need to tell you something. - It's not something bad is it?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I'm going to give you a makeover.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Really?- Yep.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Oh, make me into your favourite film star!- Really?
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Rraow!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57PURRING
0:17:58 > 0:18:02We know you've been intercepting our transmissions.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Where are you hiding your equipment?
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Bit personal.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Right, you've clearly been trained to resist questioning.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16I think it's time to bring out the instrument of interrogation.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Is it a trumpet?
0:18:27 > 0:18:31No more Mrs Nice Guy.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39MECHANISM WHIRRS
0:18:50 > 0:18:52BEN LAUGHING
0:18:57 > 0:18:58She's killing him.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01It's not fair that Ben gets all the attention.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07That's enough, Flur Blur!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Why are you still laughing? - It's a happy memory.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Leave my friend alone!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20I'm gonna take your friend back to HQ and strap him into the mind probe.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Huh! No! Not the mind probe.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26What's the mind probe?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Ah! This is so relaxing.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31All finished.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35What have you done?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37What you told me to do!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I never said for you to make me like a panda!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Look!
0:19:44 > 0:19:47GROWLING
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- I got the skills to pay the bills. - YOWLING
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Oh, no. Not you. - HISSING
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Not again!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03A-ha-ha!
0:20:03 > 0:20:04SCREECHING
0:20:04 > 0:20:08HISSING AND GROWLING
0:20:08 > 0:20:11VICIOUS YOWLING
0:20:13 > 0:20:18You said for me to make you look like my favourite movie character and I really like Kung Fu Panda.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Star! I said make me look like your favourite movie star.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Oh!
0:20:24 > 0:20:28This is great. People are gonna start arriving and I look like a hideous troll.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Troll.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33INANE GIGGLING
0:20:33 > 0:20:36He is the Jack we used to go to school with.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38CLATTERING
0:20:38 > 0:20:40He's gonna wreck my party!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46There's a good pussy.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Good pussy!
0:20:49 > 0:20:50SCREAMING AND YOWLING
0:20:54 > 0:20:56ANGRY MEOWING
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Go away!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Eat party popper!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Yes! - LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Jack!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25THEY SHRIEK
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Er... You look nice, Dani.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- What are you doing? - It was self-defence.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37This weird local stray got in here.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40We're sort of, well, mortal enemies.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Your mortal enemy is a cat? - A cat from hell.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44We know who you are, Jack.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- Ah.- Do you have any idea how annoying you used to be?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh, if ruining Sam's project and flushing my troll weren't enough,
0:21:51 > 0:21:55you turned up like a bad penny after all these years to ruin my party!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57It's coincidence Sam booked me.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59But I'm not like that any more.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I haven't flushed anything down the toilet in years.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Of course, one in every ten people come away from the probe with their mind wiped.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16That won't make much difference. You still can't do that with my friend.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19It's me you want. I intercepted your transmissions.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Gasp!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I know I was a total idiot when we were kids
0:22:24 > 0:22:28but I was going to make it up to you by playing the DJ set of my life.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Oh! I just wanted to celebrate my big news with the perfect party.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- What?- Nothing.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Do you two know something?
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Sam?
0:22:39 > 0:22:40The record company rang.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43There was a mix-up and you haven't been offered a record deal.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47And when were you planning on telling me this?
0:22:47 > 0:22:51- After the party. - After I told everyone that I thought I was getting a record deal.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Told you.- I can't believe you both knew about this.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56That's it. I'm giving up on my dreams.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Oh, but you have to dream, Dani. I dream all the time.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Last night, I dreamt I'd grown a beak.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Shut up and get out!
0:23:08 > 0:23:09But, Dani...
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Look on the bright side. At least you've still got the balloons.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Can you give me a moment?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26SCREAMING
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Shall we tidy up?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39The worst thing is, I'm mostly disappointed about Jack.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40He seemed really nice.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44This may sound weird but I think he's changed for the better.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Ahem.
0:23:46 > 0:23:52- What are you doing back? - Er, I made some sandwiches to say sorry for the mess I caused.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57There's jam and anchovy and ketchup and olive.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03And I texted my mate Tony who runs a small record label,
0:24:03 > 0:24:06told him about your demo and he wants to hear it.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- Anyway...- Wait. Jack.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Do you want to come to the party?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Not just as a DJ but as our guest?
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- You want me at your party?- Someone's got to eat these sandwiches.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21OK but can I please DJ?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24DJing is in my soul. I'm an artist!
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Ooh, pizza!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Mm.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Delicious! Mm...
0:24:31 > 0:24:34PINGING NOISE
0:24:34 > 0:24:36PINGING STOPS
0:24:36 > 0:24:37PINGING STARTS AGAIN
0:24:37 > 0:24:39PINGING STOPS
0:24:40 > 0:24:42The device comes up blank with you
0:24:42 > 0:24:45but when I hold it near your friend... PINGING
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Have you got any implants in your head?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Like a metal plate? - I've just had ten fillings.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54And he got an electric shock.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Which must've turned your fillings into a basic receiver circuit.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00So that's why he was hearing things.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02So they weren't thoughts!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Phew!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08OK, time to fire up my decks.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Eh?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20ELECTRICITY FIZZES
0:25:23 > 0:25:25This does not look good.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27RADIO TUNING
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Well, better get on.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Try and catch some real evil geniuses.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36If it helps, I want to be an evil genius when I grow up.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Then maybe I'll see you in a few years, kiddo.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Remember, the name's Blair - Fleur Blair.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49CLATTERING
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Ow!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I've really hurt my knee.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57I may have ever so slightly overloaded your electrics.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I thought you were a professional.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02When I said I'd done loads of celebrity gigs,
0:26:02 > 0:26:07what I meant to say was, I've played a couple of children's parties.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16Well, well, this does look nice. Too bad we're about to ruin it.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19And how will your projector work with the power off?
0:26:19 > 0:26:20What?
0:26:20 > 0:26:24But there must be electricity. I need electricity to embarrass you.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27KNOCKING Ooh, and there's my guests.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30No, no, no!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Come on in, guys. - Shame we haven't got any music.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36It's OK, I can pick up the radio on my teeth.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38TUNING
0:26:41 > 0:26:44- THUMPING DANCE MUSIC - Come on, then!
0:26:54 > 0:26:58Ah! How I've missed our favourite earth TV show.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Yes. Dani and her friends seem to be enjoying themselves at their party.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07For the very last time, we are not here to party.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10What if I had one and said it was a sleep-over.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Our mission is to gather data on the humans, not to have fun.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18Well, it's too late. I've already advertised my next bash.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21What? Advertised it where?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24On... on Spacebook.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Spacebook?
0:27:25 > 0:27:29You can't advertise our address on the galactic internet!
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Anyone could turn up.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34I've come to party! Party, party, boogie, boogie.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38I hate gatecrashers.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Boogie, boogie, boogie! Hey, where's the cake?
0:27:40 > 0:27:46# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:46 > 0:27:48# Let's lift these chains
0:27:48 > 0:27:53# Let's rock these waves right out to sea
0:27:53 > 0:27:58# I will be breaking free. #
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