0:00:02 > 0:00:05I've observed that humans are always talking about money.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08What is money, Co-ordinator Zang?
0:00:08 > 0:00:12On our planet, we go to the falafel pod and help ourselves
0:00:12 > 0:00:15but on earth, they have to pay for everything with this.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19M-money.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22It's a golden sticky liquid that goes in a jar.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Why does it say "honey" on the label?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Have you not learnt to read earth words yet?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30It says money, not honey.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Mm! Yummy. It's delicious.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41This is my money! Make your own.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42How am I gonna do that?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48You have to get one of these money-making machines.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Inside there are little workers who make all the money for you. Ooh!
0:00:53 > 0:00:58- Wow! Look at all that money! - I know! I'm rich.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Ow! One just bit me!
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- I think that's their way of saying hello.- Oh, well...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hello!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hold on, they've all come out to say hello.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12- Ow!- Ow!- Ow!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Ow!- Ow!- Ow!- Ow!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Ow! Friendly little fellows, aren't they?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Hi, I'm Dani and this is my fantastic new...
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Best friend Jack.- Yeah, but...
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh, where was I?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Your name's and I'm your best friend Sam.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31As I was saying, this is my fantastic...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Max!- I'm her brother and actually, it's... Ben?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35- What? Oh, it's our show... - CHATTER
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Can you just zip it?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41As I was saying, I'm Dani and this is my fantastic...
0:01:41 > 0:01:43COMMOTION
0:01:43 > 0:01:44I give up!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- ARGUING - It's not your show, is it?
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Morning, world. Do you ever wake up and wish you were filthy rich?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I'm filthy rich.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I'm filthy rich.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Uh!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I'm just filthy.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08I don't normally care about money
0:02:08 > 0:02:11but that was before I saw these shoes.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15They're a little bit out of my price range but I have to have them.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17My toes demand it.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19There's just a teeny, tiny problem.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20I'm broke!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Oh, look at all the junk mail I got this morning.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29Isn't it great? With this coupon, I can get 25% off a caravan.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31You can't drive and you haven't got a car.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33What are you going to do with a caravan?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Use it to store a year's supply of horse food going cheap with this coupon.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41- You haven't got a horse.- No, but I can get two for one on hamsters.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47- They eat hay, don't they?- This is all going in the recycling so it can be turned into something useful.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Oh, er, you've got to let me keep this one.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54It's a coupon for a free nappy.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I thought it might come in handy when I open this
0:02:56 > 0:02:59and see how much money I've got in my account.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Please don't do that. - RECORD SCRATCHES OFF
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Are you broke too? - I haven't opened it yet.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07HE SNIFFS
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Doesn't smell good, though.- You can tell by sniffing the envelope?
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Be brave. Open it. We can be poor together.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Ah, thanks, Dani.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20But if you do have any money, I will be taking it to buy these shoes.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Mm, hey, I had a coupon for those. 50% off.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24No!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- JACK LAUGHS - When they say you'll grow if you eat your vegetables, they mean it.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33My lab coat shrunk in the wash. I can't afford a new one.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Can anyone lend me some cash?- Sorry. I'm saving up to buy these shoes.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Yes, I am, you pretty little things!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Why can't you be prettier?
0:03:43 > 0:03:48Dani, they're just shoes. Without a lab coat, I can't do any of my science experiments.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52SHE GASPS Oh, they are beautiful!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Yes, you are!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- We have to get these. - I know but they're so expensive.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Shoes made out of solid gold would be cheaper.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02You won't get me spending that on foot furniture.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05All you need is a cheap pair of trainers.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Bunny rabbit slippers?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Jack, you got dressed on top of your pyjamas again.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- You're turning into a slob. - All right, chill out.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17It's just a wardrobe malfunction. I am not a slob.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Ugh!- Oh...
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- What?- Only bees want to see you eat.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35I've got a million quid in my bank account? How did that get there?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I must be better at saving than I thought.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Whoo-hoo! I'm filthy rich.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Let's go get some money.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Oh!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23ATM BLEEPING
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Jack?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Where'd he go?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Maybe you upset him, calling him a slob.- That was you.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Oh, yeah.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Well, maybe you upset him with... whatever you said.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Oh, look. He's opened his bank statement.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Wonder how much money he's got? - We shouldn't look. It's private.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Bet he's as broke as me.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02What are all those noughts?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04SHE GASPS He's a millionaire!
0:06:09 > 0:06:15I've had it with being poor, Ben. I want to be so rich I need a piggy bank the size of a house.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I mean, how hard can it be to make a million pounds?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Easy.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Quite hard?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Very hard? Impossible?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25One of the above.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28All we have to do is come up with a brilliant money-making scheme.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money...
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Can you stop saying money?- OK, Max.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash...
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, gotcha.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42What we need is something that people can't live without.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Ooh, I know, I know, I know! - Go for it!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Air. People can't live without air.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49You want to make money by selling people air?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52We need to work out how to bag it up and we're in business.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Why pay for something that's free?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Or we could make sweets.- Hey, you know what we could make, Ben?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Sweets. Everybody loves sweets.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- But isn't that just...?- You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Nah, what are you like?
0:07:11 > 0:07:15But if he's got money, why does he dress so scruffily and come round scavenging for food?
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Maybe he's one of those secret millionaires who don't want people to know.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I can't believe he didn't tell us. We're his best friends.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I know. We're supposed to tell each other everything.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28His secret would've been safe with us.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Hmm.- OK, so would've told a few people.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32OK, a lot.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35OK, we would've told everyone.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39But so what if he's a millionaire? We wouldn't treat him any differently.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41No, he's still the same old Jack to me.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Whose money I could borrow to buy these expensive shoes.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Oh, Dani.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Well, he can afford it.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50He probably carries that much around in loose change.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54But he obviously hasn't told us about the money for a reason.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58I don't care if he's the tooth fairy. I want to know where this came from.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00So it's just a clerical error?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04The decimal point's in the wrong place.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05I see.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08So how much have I got in my account?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11£10? Great.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Well, he can't know that we know what he doesn't want us to know.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16I know, I know.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19But how am I supposed to pretend my best friend is Mr Moneybags?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Well, you're an actress. Start acting like nothing's happened.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25BOTH: Hi, Jack.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Hi, guys.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Listen, sorry I was such a mess earlier on.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, don't worry about it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32We love you just the way you are, right, Sam?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Don't change a thing.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Ooh, let get your jacket. - Would you like a drink?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Er, juice would be nice.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41You don't want that cheap stuff.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Dani's got some freshly squeezed orange juice.- Mm-hm!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Isn't that one of your mum's crystal glasses
0:08:47 > 0:08:51that you said I should never touch, ever, in case I break it?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Oh, don't worry if you break it. It's only money.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Why are you looking at me like that? - I wasn't. Were you?- No.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Is it OK if I check my emails on your laptop?- Yeah, it's in the den.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Why not upgrade your mobile and check them any time?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Yeah, right. Like I could afford that.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Did you hear that? He's totally faking.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15He shouldn't be keeping this money secret.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17He should be out spending it.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20That boy needs some serious retail therapy.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Shoes!!!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Time we did some market research, Ben.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28You want us to eat these sweets?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32To invent something new, we need to know what works and what doesn't.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- This is the greatest day of my life. - Let's start with these blue ones.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Mm. Fruity.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Good mouth feel. - Tastes like blackberries.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45I'm getting a hint of blueberry with maybe just a splash of apple.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Ooh! A chewy centre. - I'd say a medium-density caramel.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Uh-oh! It's a jaw-breaker!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55That could send you straight to the dentist.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56HE GASPS
0:09:58 > 0:09:59SPITTING AND THUDDING
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Your teeth have gone blue. - Yours too!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- That is the worst kind of sweet. - Gives away what you've been up to.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10We want soft toffee
0:10:10 > 0:10:12and no evidence.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Let's try a cheeky red.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19- Mm!- Mm!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- We think you should spend some money on yourself. - Smarten yourself up a bit.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You could look like a million dollars.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, so you do think I'm a slob.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31No but you don't have to dress down to hang out with us.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- We'd be your friends even if you wore expensive clothes. - OK, OK, I get the message.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38But where am I going to find the money to buy clothes?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- In your bank account, maybe? - Er, have you seen my bank account?
0:10:41 > 0:10:42- No.- No.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Don't expect a miracle makeover.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52And now the weight-lifting event, which should be a real highlight
0:10:52 > 0:10:55at this year's Shopping Olympics!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59He's going to try and beat the world record
0:10:59 > 0:11:02by holding four carrier bags in each hand.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Do you think he can do it, Sam? - Oh, I don't know.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Those shopping bags are really hard to hold onto.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Your fingers start to go numb, it's really hard to hold on.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13It's what competitors call the high-street stagger.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18He's going to really need a clean lift to take home that gold medal!
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Lift!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Yahhh! - CROWD CHEERING
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Ah, he's up, but can he hold it?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Three, two, one...
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- SMASHING - And he's done it! - A new world record.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Has anyone seen my shopping bag with my new bedside lamp?
0:11:41 > 0:11:42GLASS TINKLES
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Right.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Let's get started.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- How do you actually make sweets? - I have no idea.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- We probably need a bowl, right? - To mix the ingredients.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- What ingredients are in sweets? - There's sugar and er...
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Let's just find a bowl, first.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06What's that?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Looks like a music box. Try turning the handle.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11- Broken.- Broken.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- What do you make with this? - Really small ice cubes?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- I've found a bowl. - Oh, no, it's broken!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Look at all the holes in it.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Maybe we could block them up with frozen peas?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Good idea!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39It works!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Don't know what all the fuss is about. Cooking is easy.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Ready?- Bring it on.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh...
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Go!- No!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- Ooh, looks like someone's been splashing the cash.- So let's see.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Wool?- Wool? We told you to buy clothes, not knit them.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59This amazing thing happened.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03I was out shopping and this girl was collecting for her charity,
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Bootees For Pooches.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Did you say Bootees For Pooches?
0:13:06 > 0:13:10She knits bootees for homeless dogs so their feet won't get cold at night.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- How cute is that?- Dogs have fur, they don't need bootees.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Is wool even waterproof? - Anyway, we get talking
0:13:16 > 0:13:18and I decided, instead of buying clothes,
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I'd buy wool and help Cathy knit.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Cathy?- Yeah, she's just sorting her bike out.- You brought her here?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Oh, hi. You must be Jack's friends. Is it OK if we do some knitting?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Yeah, come on in. Knit away.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I think what you're doing for homeless dogs is wonderful.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37All right?
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- Bootees For Pooches? Oh, please! - It's just a made-up charity.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43She's only here to get her hands on Jack's money.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- We must protect our friend. - Watch her.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Ugh!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I don't think we need all these ingredients.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00If you want to invent a brand-new sweet, we can't rule anything out.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Olives?- Yeah, well, we can rule those out
0:14:03 > 0:14:05but everything else stays.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Tinned tuna? We're making sweets that taste of fish?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11It's dolphin-friendly!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13That could be a good selling point for us.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I downloaded some basic recipes. None of them need tuna.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20We're inventors. We have to experiment.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24I mean, who knows - tuna toffee could be the next big thing.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26We are so not going to be millionaires.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I think my bootee's gone a bit wrong.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Maybe we could use it as a sleeping bag for snakes.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- It's better than my first effort. - That's a rhomboid.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- There's no need to be rude.- That's the name of the geometric shape.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52- Wow!- So, Cathy, how many people are there at this charity?- It's just me.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Really? Just you. Have you collected much money yet?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Not yet. I'm working on it. - Got your eye on a wealthy donor, eh?
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- A millionaire with a soft spot for dogs?- I've got the money, it's knitters I need.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Oh, dear. - And I thought I was doing bad.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- The bootees have attacked us! - It's a knitastrophe!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Relax, I'll get some scissors.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Jack's so nice. I wish I had a friend like him.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- You wish he had his money, more like.- Sorry?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- We know your game. You can drop the act now.- What are you talking about?
0:15:24 > 0:15:29- We're talking about you trying to get your hands on Jack's £1 million. - Jack's got £1 million?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Like you don't know already.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Why don't we get Cathy to teach us how to knit first?
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Then we'll be bootee-licious.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Unfortunately, Cathy's just leaving. - You just got here.- Well, I...
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Please stay. We want to learn how to knit, don't we?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- Girls?- I'll teach you the basics, then I've got to get going.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50If that's OK with you.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Yeah, cool.- Good idea.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56So tell me what we're supposed to do with these bad boys?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- What are you knitting, Co-ordinator? - Tentacle warmers.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Look, I've finished one already.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10You won't need those when I'm finished.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12What are you knitting, Co-ordinator?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16A jumper for the spaceship.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24STRAINING
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Maybe we put too much treacle in our tuna toffee.- You think?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Keep stirring.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- The spoon won't budge!- Push harder!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35SPLINTERING
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- It ate the top of the spoon!- Oh, no!
0:16:39 > 0:16:40I'm going in.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- SQUELCHING - It's so sticky and horrible.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47I've got it.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Don't mess about, Ben, we need to crack on.- My hand's stuck!
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Oh, no!- What am I supposed to do with this?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59You could use it as an umbrella.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01It isn't funny. I want my hand back.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Pull as hard as you can.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Wow, that is some handshake you've got.- Pull it off!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13OK.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15It's not working.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16I'll go and get help.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Oh, great.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Phew! For a moment I thought I was stuck to you, there.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Next time I say we use a recipe, we use a recipe.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Nnnnnn...- I'm stuck!
0:17:34 > 0:17:38That scam artist might have pulled the wool over Jack's eyes,
0:17:38 > 0:17:39but she's not going to fool us, Sam.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Knit one, purl one, knit one...
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Sam!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Dani, you made me drop a stitch.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- You're making bootees. - I know. Cathy's a good teacher.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Such a good liar, more like.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54She's really sweet. And I don't think she's after Jack's money.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Of course she's sweet. That's how con artists work.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59They get you to like them and then...
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Knit one, purl one...
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- ..bam! They take you for everything you've got.- Again!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Dani, you're making me botch my bootee.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Do you honestly think she puts bootees on stray dogs?
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Well, I say innocent until proven guilty.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14That's it. I'll borrow the dog from next door
0:18:14 > 0:18:15and pretend it's a stray.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Then we'll see if she can put bootees on pooches.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Wow. You've got such a devious mind.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Ah, thanks.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25STRAINING
0:18:25 > 0:18:30- I'm getting hungry.- Oh, me too. - STOMACH RUMBLING
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Ben, see if you can reach that packet of biscuits over there.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Almost there, almost there.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41MIAOWING
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- It's The Cat From Hell! - It can smell the tuna!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Run!- Ahhh! - VICIOUS YOWLING
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- I'm free! - THROATY YOWLING
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Back, you! Back.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55SCREECHING
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- PURRING - It took the tuna toffee.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Well, there goes our first satisfied customer.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Whoo! Man, this thing is warm.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I wish I'd left a bigger hole.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Look what I found outside my house! It's a stray!
0:19:16 > 0:19:21Oh, he's so cute and so clean. Are you sure he's a stray?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23He's a stray all right. Definitely a stray.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Dogs don't come strayer!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Hasn't your neighbour got a dog like this?- He hasn't got a dog.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33- I've heard it barking. - You've got a knitted helmet on, you can't hear anything.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- I thought we could fit it with some bootees.- Great idea.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- You're going to put bootees on this dog?- That's what she said.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41- Here, use mine.- Thanks.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Let's make these paws all nice and toasty.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Aren't you a good doggy? Yes, you are.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh! That is adorable.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52No, it's not, it looks ridiculous.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Hey, buddy. If you feel like swapping, just wag your tail, yeah?
0:19:55 > 0:19:59You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna bring you home with me.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- No, no. You can't have him.- Why not? - Yeah, Dani, why not?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Because, because, er... I saw him first.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09You've got The Cat From Hell. That's not gonna work.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Keep out of it, knit boy.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Dani won't let you have the dog because it's not a stray.- Sam!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- It's next door's dog.- I knew it!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18See, these woolly ears are working just fine.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21I thought your charity was a fake and I wanted to test you.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- I'm really sorry.- No, you're right. I'm sorry. The charity is fake.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- What?!- What?- There's no such thing as Bootees For Pooches.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- I made it up. - So you are a con artist!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34No. I'm a secret millionairess.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37I go round helping out the less fortunate.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41I saw Jack in town dressed in his pyjamas, jam smeared all over his face
0:20:41 > 0:20:43and I thought, "Here's someone who needs help."
0:20:43 > 0:20:45You let me go out with jam on my face?
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- I said she wasn't after Jack's money.- How was I supposed to know?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52It would be nice to meet a millionaire who didn't keep it secret.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Let me get this straight. You thought I was a pauper?- Sorry.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Easy mistake to make.- Thanks.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01How was Bootees For Pooches going to help Jack? He's not a stray dog.
0:21:01 > 0:21:07Well, I wanted to give him something to do. When I realised I'd made a mistake, I didn't know what to say.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- So all this knitting was for nothing?- I was gonna pay you for the bootees.- That's OK, then.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Let me see how many I've got here.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Let me see - one, two...
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Jack, from what I've heard, you don't need my money.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- What have you heard? - She hasn't heard anything. - She must be thinking of another Jack.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Shouldn't you be helping people who have less money than you?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- There's someone out there with less money than me? - Yeah. Me, for a start.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32What if I knit bootees? Will you pay me?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I need some money for some shoesies. I mean, shoes.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I think you'll all be fine without my help.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42It was fun knitting with you guys. We'll do it again sometime.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46How much do you think she would've given me for this?
0:21:49 > 0:21:54Next up is lot 287, a rare and priceless knitted...
0:21:55 > 0:21:56thing.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57£1 million, anybody?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- COUGHING - Ah, you madam.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02No? You were just coughing.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Now, you, sir.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Yes, you, scratching your nose. Did you bid £1 million?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10You've got an itch. Right.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16It says here, it's a multi-purpose piece of knitwear.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Can be used as a scarf...
0:22:22 > 0:22:23A hat...
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Skipping rope.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Oh, OK, I admit it, it's rubbish.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Who wants this useless pile of wool for nothing?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Sold to the sheep shivering in the back.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35SHEEP BAAS
0:22:38 > 0:22:40It's so much easier when you follow a recipe.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44That's what I said but would you listen? No.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46We had to experiment.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- That was my idea. - We can't all be geniuses, Ben.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Now, my idea is that we sell these and make a fortune.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- We probably should test one to make sure they taste OK.- Good idea.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59We wouldn't want any complaints, now, would we?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Mm. That tastes amazing.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- They are chewy and adorable. - These are the best sweets ever.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11We're gonna be millionaires, Ben! Millionaires!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Let's test one more, just to be on the safe side.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16That's the side I want to be on.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20But why did you think she was a con artist?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- We thought she was after your money. - What money? I'm broke.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Oh, yeah. We keep forgetting you're skint, as poor as a church mouse.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Why are you still knitting? - I like the sound it makes.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Clicketty-click, clicketty-click...
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- It feels like I'm on a train.- Jack, it's time you told us your secret.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- What secret?- We know, we just want you to tell us.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Look. I didn't want to tell you because I was afraid of what you'd think.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47We're your friends. We'll stick with you no matter what.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48All right, I admit it.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51It is me who's been leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54BOTH: Men!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Man! Girls are so fussy about that stuff.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Clicketty-click...
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Maybe next time we shouldn't test all the sweets.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I'm so full I can't move.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11People who make sweets must be the size of a house.
0:24:11 > 0:24:16- With really rotten teeth. - They must have to go to the dentist all the time.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Oh! Sweet-making was a bad idea.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23We'd eat all the stock and end up losing money AND our teeth.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26We should grow and sell vegetables. We'd never eat any of them.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Hey, look! We missed one.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32We should try and sell it.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35It is very rare.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38We could put it up for sale at £1 million.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Are those cat hairs stuck to it?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Yes, let's charge £2 million.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46At that price, it's a bargain.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Who wants to be a millionaire, anyway?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Not me.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Rrroww!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54The Cat From Hell!
0:24:54 > 0:24:55- You have it.- No, you have it.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57No, you have it. Run!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59VICIOUS YOWLING
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Bootees for bears was a much better idea.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05There you are! All cosy.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Oh, do you want a pair? Coming right up.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I feel bad, making Jack tell us his secret.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Me, too. Wish I'd never seen that stupid bank statement.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- Look out!- It's The Cat From Hell!
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Rrrrowww!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Hey, I know! Mittens for kittens.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24YOWLING
0:25:24 > 0:25:25- No!- No!
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Get rid of all your woolly jumpers. - I'm on it.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31THEY GROAN
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- Hi.- Hi.- Hi.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- I'm really sorry I didn't tell you my big secret.- No, we're sorry.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- We shouldn't have said anything. - I bought you these to make up for it.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47You bought us shoes?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- You didn't?- I did.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- He didn't.- He did!
0:25:54 > 0:25:55THEY SCREAM
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- You didn't have to do this. - But thank you.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02You don't have to buy us expensive stuff just because you're a millionaire.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- I'm not a millionaire.- Jack, we know, we saw your bank statement.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08They made a mistake. The decimal point was in the wrong place.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I've got £10, not a million.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13But then how could you afford these shoes?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- I'm sold my decks to pay for them. - You did what?
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Your friendship means more to me than being a DJ. - Oh, Jack. That's so sweet.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Stay right here. We're gonna go buy your decks back.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Ooh! These are more difficult to walk in than I thought.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Yeah, they really pinch your toes. - Ow!- Ow!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Ow!- Ow!- Ow!
0:26:32 > 0:26:33- Ow...- Ow...
0:26:38 > 0:26:40What are we gonna do with all these money?
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Oh, I know. Let's buy things from each other.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Oh, excellent suggestion.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Oh! Would you like to buy a jar of money?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Yes, please. How much will it cost?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Erm... one jar.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09- Would you like to buy a jar of money?- Oh, yes, please.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- How much does it cost?- One jar.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Oh!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Hmm. Shopping's really boring.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Yeah, let's just eat the money instead.- Mm.
0:27:25 > 0:27:31# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:31 > 0:27:33# Let's lift these chains
0:27:33 > 0:27:38# Let's rock these waves right out to sea
0:27:38 > 0:27:42# I will be breaking free. #
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