0:00:05 > 0:00:09Why have you brought this plant onto our ship?
0:00:09 > 0:00:11It is an Earth tradition.
0:00:11 > 0:00:17Many humans bring a tree into their home and put a fairy on top.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19- What odd behaviour.- Hm.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23It gives thanks to the bearded man called Claude San
0:00:23 > 0:00:28who lives in north Poland and delivers gifts for good children.
0:00:28 > 0:00:33They all listen out for his cry. "Is it going to rain, dear?"
0:00:33 > 0:00:36What about the children who are not good?
0:00:36 > 0:00:40They are exiled to Turkey where they are stuffed
0:00:40 > 0:00:44and watched over by a hideous elf called Christmas Steve.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49- What barbaric behaviour!- Indeed. Would you like a mice pie?
0:00:53 > 0:00:57My name's Dani. This is my fantastic...
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Best friend, Jack.- Where was I?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I'm your best friend too, Sam.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05This is my fantastically...
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Max!- I'm her brother and... Ben?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Oh! It's our show!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Can you zip it?
0:01:13 > 0:01:18My name's Dani and this is my fantastic...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I give up.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Jack, please stop trying to eat the decorations.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- But they taste like Christmas. - So does my fist!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36When are your mum and dad back?
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Any time. Uncle Dave bores them to tears showing off his collection.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44This is a dessert spoon.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47This is one I found in a bush.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Weird.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Don't you have enough decorations?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59There's no such thing as too many decorations.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I couldn't agree more.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Eugh!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Hey, you! It's Christmas Eve.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13If you're like me, you're ready to explode with excitement.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Don't try that at home. - Makes a mess.- The tree is up.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21The house is almost decorated and there's a fire in the hearth!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Jack, throw on more logs(!)
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Mum and Dad will be home with the turkey.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- DING DONG - That'll be them.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39They probably forgot their keys, again.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Speaking of turkeys! What is that?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45My Christmas stocking.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- Are you hoping for a horse?- I don't care as long as it's more than Dani.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Why is everything a competition? - I like seeing you lose.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Merry Christmas to you, too(!)
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Merry Christmas, everyone!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02The Tobester has arrived.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- BOTH: Toby!- Easy on the squeezy! Don't disrupt the hair.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12- You don't change a bit. - No, really. Mind the hair.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- I spent most of my student loan... - Tobigo!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Amigo!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20GIRLS LAUGH
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Santa will have no choice but to stuff in presents till it's full.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'm guaranteed to get more than Dani.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Here's your first present. - Ben, you shouldn't have.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36You said you wouldn't talk to me if I didn't.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I didn't get you anything. You don't celebrate Christmas.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44- No, but I do like getting presents. - Why is the paper soggy?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Did you drop it in the snow?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I made the frame out of pasta.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Don't think you're supposed to cook the pasta.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02When did you get back?
0:04:02 > 0:04:08Last night. Just in time, I reckon. The snow's properly coming down.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13- I got attacked by a penguin! - Are you sure it was a penguin?- Yeah.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Maybe it was a dog.- Or a polar bear. - Or a figment of your imagination.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Well, I had snow in my eyes. - In your brain, more like.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- What's in the suitcase? You staying? - This is my new business.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29What business fits into a suitcase?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31A small business!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Behold!
0:04:36 > 0:04:42I am renting DVDs. I specialise in films for special occasions.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Romantic films for Valentine's Day. Scary films for Halloween.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Yeah, films about pancakes for Pancake Day.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52PHONE RINGS
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Hi, Mum. Where are you? - I have got all the Christmas greats.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01The Sloth Who Loved Christmas, The Other Sloth Who Loved Christmas
0:05:01 > 0:05:07and The Other Sloth Who Loved Christmas Meets The Sloth Who Originally Loved Christmas.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Congratulations.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13You started a business renting out the worst films ever made.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19I'm putting your present in a place I reserve for my favourite things.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- You didn't like my present, did you? - I did...
0:05:25 > 0:05:30I just thought you were going to get me that wall-climbing tank.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33I have been dropping hints.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- It costs £400.- You could have saved up. Or got a Saturday job.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Or sold one of your kidneys to science.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Yes, Max. Sorry, Max. - If you liked getting presents...
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- I do like getting presents. - ..I would have got that for you.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Hope Santa got my Christmas list. He's more reliable than you.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01"A Christmas Carol!"
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- A Christmas Snooze Fest!- There's nothing boring about Dickens.
0:06:05 > 0:06:11- Who?- Dickens was a Victorian author who practically invented Christmas.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- A Christmas Carol is the ultimate Christmas story.- Bored.
0:06:15 > 0:06:21- This mean man called Scrooge is convinced to change his ways. - Nodding off.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24By some ghosts.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Why didn't you say there are ghosts? Any zombies? Robots?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Zombies with robot brains?
0:06:32 > 0:06:38- Dani, what's wrong?- Mum and Dad are snowed in at Uncle Dave's.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- But tomorrow's Christmas. - I said the snow was bad.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46- It never snows at Christmas! - Yeah. Apart from on TV.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53I'd better break the news to my dear brother. He'll love this.
0:06:53 > 0:06:59If Dani gets everything on her list and I get everything on mine...
0:06:59 > 0:07:05I have four more presents which makes me this year's champion.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07You're always the winner, Max.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- You're great.- What's wrong? You look like someone sat on your snowman.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Why could I possibly be upset(?)
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Max, Mum and Dad won't be home tonight. They're stuck in snow.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26But it's Christmas Eve! I've got to spend Christmas with you?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29We'll still open our presents and watch the telly.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34First Ben gives me some rubbish guff as a present and now this!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- This is the worst Christmas ever. - I spent two days making that.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41You could have just thrown up in your shoe!
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Don't be ungrateful! - Keep your big nose out.
0:07:45 > 0:07:52You could try being nice this one time of year. You're unbelievable.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- I'm going to go, Max. - You only just got here.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Bye, Max.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Merry Christmas.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Fine! I don't need them!
0:08:04 > 0:08:09Don't need anyone! Christmas is way more fun on your own.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Probably.
0:08:14 > 0:08:21Telly! Wouldn't be Christmas without your favourite shows knocking out some Christmas special.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26'And now on BBC1, back to A Christmas Carol.'
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Black and white? What is this? The middle ages?
0:08:33 > 0:08:39- Mr Scrooge, may I put coal on the fire?- We threw a lump on last week.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I'm so cold my pen has frozen to my hand.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47You don't want to know what happened when I tried to go to the lavatory.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52If you are cold, I suggest you throw one of your shoes onto the fire.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57- I need a pickaxe to get them off. - Then buy another pair for the fire.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02You said you wouldn't pay me because of my silly cough.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06I didn't get as rich as I am by wasting my money on employees
0:09:06 > 0:09:10who didn't have the decency to cough properly.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Yes, Mr Scrooge. Merry Christmas.
0:09:12 > 0:09:17- Tell Christmas to kiss my wrinkly old bottom.- I'll do that, sir.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- COUGHS AND SQUEAKS - That's it!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You're fired!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I may have a new role model.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Max is upset that Mum and Dad won't be here for Christmas.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34It must be stressful not knowing if he'll get more presents than you.
0:09:34 > 0:09:41- You don't have to put up with this nonsense.- I like Max's nonsense. Keeps me on my toes.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Merry Christmas, Dani. - Merry Christmas, Ben.
0:09:43 > 0:09:49- Merry Christmas, everyone. - ALL: Merry Christmas, Ben.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- What's up with Ben? - Max, just being Max.
0:09:52 > 0:09:58You'd think he'd find room in his heart for Christmas cheer. There's nothing but sawdust and spite.
0:09:58 > 0:10:06He needs to be Scrooged, have the error of his ways pointed out by a trio of restless ghosts.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I'll call Ghosts R Us, shall I(?)
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Come in.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- I need to hire a ghost. - Certainly, madam.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25I recommend Edgar the headless hippo from our afterlife animals.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Edgar the headless hippo?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Imagine seeing a headless hippo walking through your wall
0:10:32 > 0:10:35like a big fat dining table?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39I was thinking a basic ghost - sheets, chains, "Woooo!"
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I've got it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48The budgie from beyond the grave. He's blood-curdling.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51There's nothing in there.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Woah!
0:10:53 > 0:10:58Woah! Calm down, you scary ghost budgie, you!
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Admit it. It's an empty cage. - Please don't tell me dad.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Took me months to convince him this was a proper job.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11ON TELLY: 'Merry Christmas to you, young Tiny Tim!'
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I've got to go.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16There's this Christmas party I'm DJing at.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21I've got to drop the needle on some phat dirty beats!
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Isn't this the party at the old people's home?- No.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Yes. No.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Laters, people. Keep it frosty.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33I'm sorry, Dani, but I've got to go, too.
0:11:33 > 0:11:39- OK.- Mum lost her wedding ring in the turkey and wants me to lead the expedition.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- How big is this turkey? - Have a great one, guys.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Watch out for that penguin.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Looks like it's me and you, Toby.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Sorry, Dani, but... - You've got to go, too?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58I've got to rent some DVDs. I'm running out of hair gel!
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Have a good Christmas, yeah? - I'll try. Bye.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11Should we respect the tradition of Christmas gift giving, coordinator?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15I feel that the true meaning of Christmas has been lost.
0:12:15 > 0:12:22- What was once a time of quiet reflection has become a mad scramble for presents.- You're right.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- I'll flush this out the air lock. - What is it?- Your present.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29You've got me a present?
0:12:29 > 0:12:35- You're right. Presents make Christmas tacky.- Don't be so hasty.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Give it.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Thank you. Now, what is it?
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- Nothing, really.- Oh, what is it? - Nothing, really.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Like I said, it's nothing.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51CHORTLES
0:12:52 > 0:12:53LAUGHS
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Must have fallen asleep watching that film.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18One minute past midnight! It's officially Christmas morning!
0:13:18 > 0:13:23I hope he's been. I'm too excited. I need to pee.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27I need to know what I've got! Hello, pressies. Come to Maxie.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32- Greetings, Master Maxwell.- There's a scary person in my stocking!
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Forsooth, I am not a person but a ghost.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Hey, nonny noo.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Now I really need to pee! Dani, let me out!
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- There's a ghost in my stocking. - Ye gods, Master Maxwell.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50She cannot hear you. It is just you and I, forsooth.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- What do you want? - I am the ghost of Christmas past.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59Verily, I have been sent to teacheth you the error of your ways.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Hey, nonny nonny.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Did Dani put you up to this? Is this her doing?
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Tis nothing to do with Dani, hey nonny nonny noo.
0:14:08 > 0:14:13Bet you're one of her stupid friends. Take off that wig.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18As you can see, Master Maxwell,
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I am a spirit from beyond,
0:14:20 > 0:14:26but your sister playeth a large role in the Christmases of your past.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29By annoying the heck out of me.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33We shall see what the secrets of the past doth hold.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38Prepare as we travel to the not-so-distant past.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Wooo wooo....
0:14:41 > 0:14:44'I have brought us to a Christmas
0:14:44 > 0:14:48'when your relationship with Dani was surrounded in youth.'
0:14:48 > 0:14:53"To the best most sweetest brother, I love you baby Max."
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Let me make you a card, Dani, ple-e-ease!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Be careful, Max!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02CRASH
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- Who turned out the lights? - Mum and Dad are going to go nuts!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09It was an accident.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- I'll pull it off.- Thanks, Dani.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14You're the best sister, ever!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17'Once upon a yesteryear,'
0:15:17 > 0:15:21you and your sister were indeed close, forsooth.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26It never happened like that. Tell me that isn't how it used to be.
0:15:26 > 0:15:32You used to loveth sharing Christmas with your sister-eth.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Nonny nonny nonny noo, nonny noo.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Nonny noo non.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Goodness. That was a big one.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Remember the past always, sire. Remember.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Remember.
0:15:47 > 0:15:52You can't show me things like that and vanish. Come back.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57OK, Max. Get a grip.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59There's no such thing as ghosts.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03It's pre-Christmas tension.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Merry Christmas, Maxie boy!
0:16:06 > 0:16:11- Who are you?- Who am I? I'm the ghost of Christmas present, innit.
0:16:11 > 0:16:17- You can call me Chrissie Pres cos I likes you. Boom boom.- Get off.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oh, check out my rattling chains!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Want to buy some used ectoplasm?- No.
0:16:27 > 0:16:33Your loss, man. This stuff is good. So, how's your Christmas going?
0:16:33 > 0:16:39I love being visited by do-gooder ghosts who can't mind their own business(!)
0:16:39 > 0:16:42All right, all right. No need for sarcasm.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47Do whatever you're here to do and go away. It's the middle of the night.
0:16:47 > 0:16:53- I'm here to show you a vision of your mate Benny boy.- What about Ben?
0:16:53 > 0:16:58Poor loyal Benny ain't too chuffed with the way you been treating him.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Oh. Woooo...!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Why do you all have to do that? - Wooo! Wooo!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Boom! Boom!- Get off!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Wooo! Woooooo!
0:17:15 > 0:17:19'We find Ben earlier this evening, on his way back home.'
0:17:19 > 0:17:24I can't believe my best friend could be so mean to me.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29Wait. Yes, I can. I can't believe he's so mean to me at Christmas.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34What am I saying? Of course I can. He's Max.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39Mr Snowman, if only you were alive you could be my new best friend.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42At least until you melted or I got bored.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Mr Snowman?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48You ARE alive! If only you could talk.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53- What makes you think I can't talk? - Well, you're a snowman. Agh!
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- You CAN talk!- I can speak English, Welsh and Icelandic.
0:17:57 > 0:18:03My mother was an icicle from Cardiff and my father was a glacier.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Fancy a dance? - I thought you'd never ask.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Mr Snowman? Mr Snowman, I'm sorry.
0:18:21 > 0:18:26Oh, Mr Snowma-a-a-a-a-an!
0:18:27 > 0:18:33Ben would never be best friends with some stupid snowman instead of me.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Would he?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Where'd he go? What is it with these hallucinations?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Come on, Max. Focus.
0:18:44 > 0:18:49When you open your eyes, this will all have been a bad dream.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08Attention, human. I am the ghost of Christmas future.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12You're no ghost. You're a robot, and not a convincing one.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- I am a ghost robot. - How can a robot be a ghost?
0:19:16 > 0:19:21That's like having your washing machine coming back as a ghost.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- I know several ghost washing machines.- Come on!
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- They scare you with the spin cycle? - Ridiculous or not,
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I'll show you a vision of Christmas yet to come.
0:19:32 > 0:19:38Come and see your life in the distant future, space year 2050 AD.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Woooo...!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Here we go again!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Wooo! Woooooo!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Welcome to the future of Christmas.
0:19:50 > 0:19:55Oscar, Brit Award, BAFTA!
0:19:55 > 0:19:5750-metre breaststroke.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Dani!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Jack?
0:20:01 > 0:20:06- Ah, Dani.- I wish you'd ring first. I could have been in the bath.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11We don't have to wash since the cleanliness pill.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13You never were big on washing!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Merry Christmas.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17It's my new remix album.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20SCRATCHES AND COUGHS
0:20:20 > 0:20:24I love how everything comes in liquid form.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29- Only took me half an hour to drink 50 Harry Potter books.- Me too.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Gave me wind. FARTS
0:20:31 > 0:20:34DING DONG
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Come in.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Merry Christmas, Dani.- Oh.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Merry Christmas, you two.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47How was the honeymoon?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49'Hold it.'
0:20:49 > 0:20:53- Ben and Sam get married? - Affirmative.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57That is the most disgusting thing ever. I'm going to be sick.
0:20:57 > 0:21:03When Ben stopped being your friend, he and Sam discovered they had much in common.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05RETCHES
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Why did he stop being my friend?
0:21:08 > 0:21:12- He had enough of the way you treat him.- When?
0:21:12 > 0:21:17- Unless you change your ways, it has already happened.- Carry on.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22We had a great time on the moon, Dani.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24The lunar hotel is truly fabulous.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Did you see Toby?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29He sends his love.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33His business is doing great.
0:21:33 > 0:21:38Who'd have thought he'd open the first donkey sanctuary on the moon?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40ALL LAUGH
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Oh, we got you this.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Oh, you shouldn't have. What is it?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56I love it!
0:21:56 > 0:22:00I remember when I gave Max a photo frame like that.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03He taught me it's better if you don't cook the pasta.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06You still miss him, don't you?
0:22:06 > 0:22:10He was my best friend, a long time ago.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Max made his choice, Ben.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16If only he'd been nicer,
0:22:16 > 0:22:21he wouldn't be so sad and lonely, living like a hermit
0:22:21 > 0:22:24on some remote Scottish island.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26We should raise a toast to him.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Good idea. Computer!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Drinks.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40OK, here we go.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44To absent friends.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48'I want to see where I am.'
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- I'm not sure you do. - Show me, toaster face.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Wooo.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Wooooo. Woooo.
0:22:58 > 0:23:04'This is you in 2050 AD, Max. It is not a pretty picture.'
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Beans!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I love beans!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11You love beans, too, don't you, Ben?
0:23:12 > 0:23:16What's that? You've got me a Christmas present?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Beans! Oh, it's my favourite!
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Oh, Ben! It's the best present ever!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32I'm sorry! I'm... No!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34No.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36It wasn't real.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40It was a dream. It really was a dream.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Dani, Dani! Wake up! It's Christmas morning!
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Take my presents and give them all to needy people.
0:23:48 > 0:23:54- Max, what's going on?- Then take my money and buy the biggest turkey!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Ow!- We're going to give our friends a massive feast.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- Are you feeling OK? - I'm a brand new Max!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04No more being mean or competitive or selfish.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07I'm going to be nice!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Aaagghhh!
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Oh, thank goodness! It was only a nightmare.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17For a minute there, I thought I'd become pleasant.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28- You been there all night?- Must have dropped off. What are you doing?
0:24:28 > 0:24:33I'm counting our presents. We've got exactly the same amount.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- You must be gutted. - Dani, I'm not a complete monster.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39And it is Christmas.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Actually, Max, you do win.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47- I do?- If you include Ben's present, you'll have one more than me.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52I win! Yes! Thank you, Ben!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Loser!
0:24:54 > 0:24:59It's not like I got him anything else as a present.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01DING DONG
0:25:04 > 0:25:07# We wish you a merry Christmas
0:25:07 > 0:25:10# And a happy new year. #
0:25:10 > 0:25:14- EVERYONE: Merry Christmas! - What are you doing here?
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Couldn't let you spend Christmas on your own.- We have food.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- And a 50% off voucher for Toby's DVD rentals.- Thanks.
0:25:22 > 0:25:27The old people's home gave me this pre-chewed turkey paste.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Sounds delicious(!)
0:25:30 > 0:25:35- I thought I'd never see you again. - I won't let you be on your own.
0:25:35 > 0:25:41- I really did like that photo frame. - I know it was a bit rubbish.
0:25:41 > 0:25:47If you hadn't given it to me, I wouldn't have had more presents than Dani.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51To say thank you, I'm going to give you one present from my pile.
0:25:51 > 0:25:56- Then you'll have the same as Dani. - Competition's over. I won.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- You're sure? - Open it before I change my mind.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Wow!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07The remote-controlled wall-climbing tank.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Thanks, Max.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- FEEBLY:- You're welcome.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15- CAR HORN BEEPS - Mum and Dad!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17They're home!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- Dani?- Yeah.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Max.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- Let's forget you ever heard me say that.- You got it.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39What?
0:26:39 > 0:26:43I never noticed what lovely eyes you've got.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Thanks.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53In conclusion, Christmas is a time of greed and selfishness.
0:26:53 > 0:26:58And also a time of generosity and warmth towards family and friends.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Humans! As confusing as ever!
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- Would you like to pull a Christmas cracker with me, coordinator?- Yes!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11On the count of three! One...
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- two...- three!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I don't see what's fun about that.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21I know. Why don't you try my one?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26I pepped it up with something special.
0:27:26 > 0:27:32- Is that safe?- Probably. Stop being a Scrooge and help me pull it.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Ready? One...
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- two...- three!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Oops.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49BOTH: Merry Christmas, Earthlings.
0:27:49 > 0:27:54# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:54 > 0:27:58# Let's lift these chains Let's ride this wave
0:27:58 > 0:28:02# Right out to sea
0:28:02 > 0:28:06# I will be breaking free. #
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