0:00:02 > 0:00:06- "Next on Galactic TV, Dani's House." - No TV until I get your evaluation
0:00:06 > 0:00:09on whether the purple planet of Zoot is suitable for habitation.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11But Dani's House is starting!
0:00:11 > 0:00:14What is more important? Finding a new planet
0:00:14 > 0:00:17to ensure the survival of our race, or watching Dani's House?
0:00:17 > 0:00:19All right.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Target locked.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28T-target? What target?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36"No such planet."
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Evaluation complete!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Hi. My name's Dani, and this is my fantastic new...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47..best friend Jack!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Yeah, but... Oh, where was I?!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52You're Dani, and I'm your best friend too - Sam.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55As I was saying, this is my fantastic new... Max!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I'm her brother. And it's Ben.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59What? Oh...
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Can you just zip it?!
0:01:01 > 0:01:05As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is my fantastic...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- What did I tell you? - THEY ARGUE
0:01:07 > 0:01:08I give up!
0:01:09 > 0:01:10ALL JOIN IN ARGUMENT
0:01:13 > 0:01:14I, Dani,
0:01:14 > 0:01:20take thee, Prince Ricardo, to be my lawful wedded husband.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23You're not Dani. You're playing Elspeth Lockhart.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25You lost everything in the earthquake,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28and now you're marrying the man
0:01:28 > 0:01:31who looted your property and burnt your bobble hat?!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Will you get back to helping me learn my lines, please?- Sorry!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37It's just painful watching you struggle.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38You're ruining the drama for me.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Sam never complains!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Maybe Sam doesn't care.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Sam's helping her sister with her wedding.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- You're definitely second choice. - Fair enough.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Take it from the top!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58When Dani or one of her unsuspecting friends walks through that door,
0:01:58 > 0:02:00the bucket will fall, tip upside down as it
0:02:00 > 0:02:02dangles from the strap, and voila!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05They'll be drenched in vanilla custard.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10- You're a genius!- All we have to do is sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- I'll get the snacks.- No!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Wow! That worked really well!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Congratulations.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25How come my practical jokes always fail when you're involved?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27If you can't carry out practical jokes properly,
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I can't see our friendship lasting.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Don't worry, I'll teach you everything you need to know.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38If you can become as good as I am,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40imagine the damage we'll do as a team!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Any chance I could borrow a towel?
0:02:42 > 0:02:43KNOCK AT DOOR
0:02:43 > 0:02:45All right! I'm coming!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Water! I need water!
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Let me guess - your sister's wedding plans stressing you out?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Custard. Feel free to help yourself.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03I've got to pay for the ice sculpture,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06plus I took three buses to collect her wedding dress.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Don't you just love buses? Ding-ding!- Here you are, Ben.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Max, this is your lucky day!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15My cousin has the chicken pox, so we need you to fill in tomorrow.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17How would you like to be a pageboy?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Your sister must really hate me!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- What have I ever done to her? - I'll pay you!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29No amount of money in the world could make me put that on.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I have my pride! Come on, Ben.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I had no idea it was going to be a big fancy wedding.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39I thought she was marrying that emo bloke from the launderette?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41She's always dreamt of a big wedding.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43She's spent a fortune on her dress alone.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45This dress is all she cares about.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Weddings should be so much more than that.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52I mean, finding your soul mate. Wanting to spend your life with them.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54It shouldn't matter what you wear.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Wow! This has really given you a handle on that
0:03:56 > 0:03:58true love mumbo-jumbo!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Hey - that's it!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Maybe a wedding could help me nail this part.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06And Dani needs all the help she can get.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08You have to get me an invite.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13No can do. Miranda's being a total bridezilla about her guest list.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- You're hardly bosom buddies. - I've known her since I was little.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Remember all the good times we spent together?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Dropping her best necklace in paint?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- I was six.- Or filling her French horn with cement sand.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- I was four!- You were 14! And how about the time...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29OK. I get the picture!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Wait - what if I offered to sing at the wedding?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Sorry I'm late! Is the bride here yet?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43What are you wearing?!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I know, I know - finding matching shoes was a nightmare.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50You can't wear a wedding dress to a wedding! The bride wears the dress!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53This is a faux pas. A no-no. A crime against matrimony!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Do you think Miranda will mind? She'll still let me sing, right?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Snap! - MIRANDA SCREAMS
0:05:04 > 0:05:06SHE SCREAMS AGAIN
0:05:08 > 0:05:12We should really start calling each other in the morning.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I'd love to sing at the wedding.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Tell Miranda it would be my honour. She wouldn't have to pay me much.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Miranda's already arranged all the entertainment. Sorry.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24TEXT MESSAGE ALERT
0:05:24 > 0:05:26"Got a problem with the doves.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29"The vicar's worried the birds will poop in his church."
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Can I leave this lot here while I sort this out?- Sure.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Back soon.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37You've got custard on the floor.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39You should really clean that up.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Talk about stressed!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Mmm. "Stressed" is "desserts" spelt backwards.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Fascinating!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50The key to your practical jokes chest?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54You'll need it to improve your prank skills. I will teach you all I know.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00SQUEAKING
0:06:00 > 0:06:02This is great!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Fake spiders,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07fake blood, black ink, dribble glass,
0:06:07 > 0:06:10chilli sweets, superglue shoe polish!
0:06:10 > 0:06:11You've got everything in here!
0:06:11 > 0:06:15As part of your training, I want you to play a practical joke on me.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20No. We're friends. Friends don't treat each other like that.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Plus, I'm scared you'll seek revenge.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Revenge is irrelevant.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27If you succeed, that would be reward enough.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Bring it on!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33There is a long road ahead, my friend.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35But we shall travel it together.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- That's not water, is it?- Sour milk.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Lesson number one, trust no-one.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Oh, just tell me.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48For better, for worse. For richer, for poorer.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Dani, this is ridiculous!
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- I'm just finding it hard to get into character.- I know...
0:06:55 > 0:06:59..why don't you put Miranda's wedding dress on?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Are you insane?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Sam's stressed enough as it is!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05She'd never forgive us if we touch it.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Fine, do it your way.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I, Dani...
0:07:10 > 0:07:14No! For the last time, it's Elspeth Lockhart!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Maybe you're right. Maybe I could use some inspiration.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I have to say, you've made a good start.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25But you're better than this.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29The shoe polish on the telescope? The electric shock handshake?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31The "I am stupid" sign?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33These are standard jokes!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You should be aiming so much higher.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I'll try. I just don't think I'm ever going to be as good as you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Half the battle is fought up here.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Allow me to demonstrate.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46One of these sweets is delicious.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49The other is laced with so much chilli
0:07:49 > 0:07:51only dogs will hear you scream.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55The question is, which sweet is which?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59The test ends when you decide, and we both eat.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03The chilli sweet can't be the one in front of you. That's too obvious.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Good...
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- So it's probably the sweet in front of me.- Mm-hm.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Which means I should pick the sweet in front of you.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Far out! What is that?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I don't see anything.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21No, my mistake. Let's eat.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27H-Help! Help! Water! Help, help!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31No good! It's a dribble glass!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Quick, eat this one - it'll help mask the flavour.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37DOGS BARKING
0:08:41 > 0:08:44As you see, both sweets were chilli-flavoured.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47My tongue! Oh, my tongue!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50You forgot lesson number one - trust no-one.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- ALARM - Help me! Help me!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Where's the first aid kit?
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Call a medic! Aaaagh! - Are you all right? What happened?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I was attacked! They jumped me on the sleeper!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10There's ten, maybe even twenty on board!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Aaargh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14This is Vessel 509!
0:09:14 > 0:09:18We're compromised. Repeat, our mission has been compromised!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Activate the self-destruct sequence immediately!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Gotcha!
0:09:24 > 0:09:30Should have seen your face! Humans are right - practical jokes are fun.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- I've already set the ship to self-destruct!- Well, reverse it.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35There is no reverse, are you insane?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh, no! What have I done? Quick -
0:09:38 > 0:09:40take cover! Take cover!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Aaaagh...
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Hah ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Aha-ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54OK, there's no self-destruct sequence, is there?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58I hope not.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01STEADY ALARM TONE
0:10:03 > 0:10:07To love and to cherish, till death do us part.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Yes! See? I told you the dress would unlock the magic!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13You were right! It really worked.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I'm a method actor! Who knew? Let me try the next bit.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Ricardo, I have a confession.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I have but three days to live!
0:10:22 > 0:10:23RIPPING
0:10:25 > 0:10:26What did you do?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- It's not my fault! The sleeves are too tight.- You've ripped it.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32It's split like a banana!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35When Sam finds out, she'll totally flip!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37She'll never speak to you again.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Me?! What about you? - RIPPING
0:10:39 > 0:10:42It was your idea for me to put this on!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Like it or not, we're in this together.- OK, how about not?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46I've got a bad feeling about this.
0:10:46 > 0:10:52Relax. I'll take it off, sew the tear, it'll be as good as new.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Er...are you that good at sewing?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56This dress is a work of art!
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Oh, she's tickling me!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09My finger!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Agh! That's my hand!
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Ow! Arm!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Agh... My other arm!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, that's just great(!)
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Unlace me.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Hold still! It's tricky.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- I used a double fisherman's knot. - How sensible.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55It's no use. I'll have to cut it.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58No way are we using scissors on this dress!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- DOORBELL - That's Sam!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Whatever happens, she can't see me in this, not with the rip.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Please, Jack. You're my only hope!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yes! See, this is the kind of emotion you need to
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- harness for Elspeth! - DOORBELL
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Wait, what shall I do? - I don't care - just get rid of her!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Howdy there, girlfriend! - I came to collect the dress.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Where's Dani?
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Er...busy. Very, very busy. Here's your precious cargo.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Wow. It's heavier than I realised.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Give my love to the happy couple!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Well?- You can relax.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52It's all sorted. You have absolutely nothing to worry about.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Just call me The Refrigerator, because baby, now you can chill!
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Phew! Thank goodness for that. Jack, you're amazing.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Watch out! You'll get dirty footprints on it.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Hello?! You're the one that ripped it.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08So how exactly did you fix everything?
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Easy. I put your coat in the garment bag to make it feel heavy.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Sam left thinking she had the dress, and all she had
0:13:15 > 0:13:20was your crummy old coat! Farewello problemo!
0:13:20 > 0:13:24So when she opens the bag and finds my coat, we're pretty much dead.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Oh, yeah.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- I didn't think about that.- Idiot.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Aaaah! Aaaaah!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36No! Jack! Do something!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38It's going to stain, it's on the dress!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Argh...
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- What's this for?- Pour it on the dress! Cola removes stains!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- What?!- When you leave a penny in cola overnight, it's brand new?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- DOORBELL Hello!- That's her.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56She's found the coat and coming to wreak her twisted revenge!
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Better answer it.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01In her sister's ripped, stained wedding dress? You answer it!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I want nothing more to do with this.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Too late! You're my accomplice now, like it or not! I'm going to hide.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- What are you doing? - I'm stuck! I'm stuck to the chair!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16DOORBELL Can someone let me in, please!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Superglue. I'm going to kill Max!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Hello!- Just a minute!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Quick. Help me pull.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- RIPPING - Stop! It's going to rip.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Max, I'm going to make you pay for this!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Guys, it's me! - Quick, put that sheet over me.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36DOORBELL
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- I really need to get that.- No!
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Hiya!
0:14:52 > 0:14:53What are you guys doing?
0:14:53 > 0:14:58- Jack's just washing my hair. Right, Jack?- Er - that's right.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59I've got the shampoo all ready.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Sunflower oil?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Yep. That is correct.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Sunflower oil has many moisturising properties, full of minerals
0:15:12 > 0:15:15to give your hair back its oily bounce.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17How does that feel?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- THROUGH CLENCHED TEETH - Fine. Just fine.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Guys, about the garment bag...
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- It was Dani's fault. - What's Dani's fault?
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Nothing. Jack just wanted to explain about the whole coat mix-up thing.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31What coat? Look, guys, I don't have time to chat.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Can you believe it? I got a text from my sister with another errand.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Do me a favour and mind the dress a bit longer.- No problem.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43You sure you don't wanna stay, have a drink? I could do your hair next.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Ow!- I can't stay, gotta dash. I'll be back in ten.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Are you crazy?!
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- You heard the lady.- Ow! - She's back in ten minutes.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58The dress has got a rip, a red stain and it's glued to the chair.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- What are we gonna do?- Piece of cake.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Don't think you see the gravity of the situation.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07No, I mean... do you want a piece of cake?
0:16:08 > 0:16:13Focus. Get the nail polish remover, we need to dissolve the superglue.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Jack!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Got it.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Wait. This is gonna make the dress smell really bad.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- Good point. Maybe we should just leave it stuck to a chair!- Got it.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- It worked!- Oh-ho-ho! Thank goodness.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Right, all we have to do is sew the rip and get rid of the stain.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Any ideas?- Er... Washing machine?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49You can't put this in the washing machine.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Just cut your stupid knot so I can get out of this.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- I thought you said no scissors. - Cut it!
0:16:55 > 0:16:56DOORBELL
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Ten pepperoni supremes for Max.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07But I didn't order any pizzas.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Say, "Extra cheese"!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Disappointing, Ben.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Gonna have to deduct points for unoriginality.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Here's your lucky scratchcard.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Pizza Zone give them away with every order. See if you've won.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Pizza delivery has so been done before.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26We do it to Dani every weekend.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29I don't believe it.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I've won!
0:17:31 > 0:17:35£50,000! I'm rich.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Wow. That's amazing.
0:17:39 > 0:17:4150 grand!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You know what this money means? It means I am untouchable.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48I'll give Mum and Dad a loan. Then they'll be forever in my debt.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- I'll totally own them.- Great.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Which means I can do whatever I like.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Like this. I always hated this thing.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Goodbye, ugly kitten painting.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04What are you doing?
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Whatever I like.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I'm rich, baby, rich!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Gotcha!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Gotcha? What you mean, gotcha?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22There is no money. You didn't win.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25It's a phoney scratchcard.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Fake. They're all fake. You should have seen your face, classic.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Well done, Ben. You beat me.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Ben, you're a success story.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- This ends now. - This is a test, right?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Lesson number one, trust no-one.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Voila. Just a little bit more, and the red stain will be gone.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Bottom of the dress is crooked. - SHE SIGHS
0:18:56 > 0:18:58There...
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Just a little bit wonky.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07OK, not quite as neat as I like.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Hi, Dani.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Whoa-oa-oa...
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Ohhh!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16OK! It's not what it looks like.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19What have you done? How could you do this? Miranda's gonna kill me.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21It's Dani's fault. She tried it on.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- You what?- It was his idea.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27How could this happen?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I accidentally ripped it.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Then she spilt blackcurrant juice on it.- Then he cut the lace.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Only after she got glued to a chair.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Hello?! That was entirely Max's fault.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- Then she cut the train off, and kept cutting.- Trimming.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Miranda's dreamt of this dress ever since she was a little girl.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Look on the bright side, at least the red stain's gone!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53What's that on your face?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55It's on your fingers! Oh, look what you did.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57SAM GASPS
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, it's shoe polish.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03It's the old shoe polish on the doorknob trick. Max is so dead.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07This dress means more to Miranda than anything - even more than me.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Please don't be upset.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Jack, Mum should have some stain remover.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I know how to fix this. I promise.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I'll just give Mona a quick clean.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Oops.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38TEXT MESSAGE ALERT
0:20:41 > 0:20:42It's Miranda.
0:20:42 > 0:20:47- She's coming to collect the dress. - What? Here? She's coming here now?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49OK. That's it washed. Perfect timing.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Quick!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57What's wrong? Something's wrong, tell me.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Nothing. It's all fine. It's just a bit...tangled.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02I need a hand.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Ready? One, two, three...
0:21:05 > 0:21:06RIPPING
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh!
0:21:08 > 0:21:12This may sound like a silly question but...wasn't it white before?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19This isn't stain remover. It's black ink, you idiot!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'm really sorry. I got the wrong bottle.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Who leaves black ink mixed in with all the laundry detergents anyway?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- I need that, thank you.- Hey!
0:21:27 > 0:21:32It's from Max's pranks supply chest. I left it here earlier.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I'm gathering things together for a big practical joke.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I can't wait to see Max's face.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40I can't wait to see it when I'm finished with him!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43DOORBELL, SAM GASPS Miranda!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- HE GASPS - I think now's when we pray.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49It's OK.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51This doesn't have to be a big deal.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Are you serious? Things were looking bad before,
0:21:54 > 0:21:57but a black ripped minidress, there's no way out of that.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- It's a minor hiccup. - It's a catastrophe!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- I have the perfect solution.- You do?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07We put the dress back in the garment bag,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10and pretend we know nothing about it.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Right.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Who's to say the dressmaker didn't make this mistake?
0:22:14 > 0:22:18- You think Miranda's gonna buy that? - It's a logical explanation.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Let her try. At this point, what have we got to lose?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Where have you hidden the shower gel?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Well, boss, what do you think?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I thought I told you to stop!
0:22:34 > 0:22:39I know. I didn't believe you. Lesson number one, trust no-one. Remember?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43You've gone too far.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Wow. You're really cross, aren't you?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Sorry. I thought it was a game.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52I'll bring your stuff back inside. It's sitting on the kerb outside.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55The binmen come today!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I have some terrible news.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05What happened?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07The wedding's off.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Oh, yes! Thank goodness for that!
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Saved by the wedding bell!
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Oh...
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Just kidding! You guys are too easy.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Out of my way!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Now, where's my dress?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Finally. My dress.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38I've dreamt of this moment since I was just a little girl.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41# Here comes the bride
0:23:41 > 0:23:43# All dressed in white... #
0:23:47 > 0:23:49They took all my stuff.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52I had no idea those binmen were coming today.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56Lucky you won't have to go around in that towel. There's still this.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Wait a minute, this isn't my dress.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Is it not?
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Oh, no, it is right. For a moment I thought it said Miranda Jones,
0:24:10 > 0:24:11but it's Miranda James.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Still, you can't trust those dressmakers to get anything right.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Thanks for everything.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21You're the best little sis ever.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23When I put this dress on,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26I'm gonna remember everything you did for me today.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I'm so proud of you, Sam.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32If only I didn't have a conscience. I'm really gonna regret this.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Hello!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Can I just quickly say something?
0:24:37 > 0:24:41For the last time, Dani, we don't want you to sing at our wedding.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43It's not that.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44It's about the dress.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Go on.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Well...! Where to begin?
0:24:49 > 0:24:54Let's see. It all started with the Roman invasion of Britain, and...
0:24:54 > 0:24:59Right, we can skip all that. I kind of tried on your wedding dress.
0:24:59 > 0:25:04- You what?- And there was a tiny, tiny tear on the sleeve.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05A tear?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08You ripped my wedding dress?
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Have you any idea...? I'm getting married in the morning.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14There's more.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16More?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18What could be more than a rip?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Maybe you should just take a look.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34One day we'll all be able to laugh about this.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Just like we can about your amethyst necklace and your French horn.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39OTHERS LAUGH UNEASILY
0:25:39 > 0:25:43What kind of animal are you?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Remember, there's more to a wedding than what you wear.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Good point. That's one smart sister.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53You've destroyed all of my childhood dreams in a matter of hours!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Well... that's one way of looking at it.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Hey, babes, are you ready?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Don't look. I can't bear it.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Babes...!
0:26:03 > 0:26:07I know it's bad luck for me to see your wedding outfit,
0:26:07 > 0:26:09but I've got to say,
0:26:09 > 0:26:12that is one awesome dress!
0:26:12 > 0:26:13It is?
0:26:13 > 0:26:19- There I was worried you'd show up all white and traditional.- Really?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22But this dress suits us perfectly.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26It's a true symbol we're meant to be together.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27You're right.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31I should get married in a dress that means something for both of us.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33This dress is perfect.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- I'm so glad you like it.- Like it?
0:26:36 > 0:26:38I love it!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Thanks, Dani. Turns out weddings
0:26:48 > 0:26:52don't have to be all about the big white wedding dress. Right, Sam?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Note to self, think twice before trying on
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- anyone else's wedding dress.- At least you got to learn your lines.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Good point.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I, Dani... No!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Max!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14You took advantage of me when I was distracted,
0:27:14 > 0:27:17but now I'm ready to have revenge for all your pranks.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21All my furniture and possessions were taken away by the binmen.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24I destroyed Dad's painting and Mum's wedding vase.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I thought I'd won a load of money then it was taken from me.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30The only thing I have left to wear is this pageboy outfit.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Pastels really suit you, by the way.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Don't you think I've suffered enough?
0:27:36 > 0:27:37No.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39MAX AND BEN SCREAM
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Ooh... Ow.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Ooh. That looks a little painful.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Wow. She's really mean.
0:27:54 > 0:28:00# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Let's lift these chains
0:28:02 > 0:28:07# Let's ride this wave right out to sea
0:28:07 > 0:28:11# I will be
0:28:11 > 0:28:12# Breaking free. #
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