0:00:02 > 0:00:05..seven, eight, nine, ten!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Coming to get you, ready or not!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Got ya!
0:00:16 > 0:00:20- Co-ordinator Zang - where are you? - The game is
0:00:20 > 0:00:23hide-and-seek, not hide-and-tell-you-where-I-am.
0:00:23 > 0:00:28Hang on. Have you activated your invisibility force field?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Of-of course not, that would be cheating!
0:00:31 > 0:00:35- Like that would be the first time! - I heard that.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh, Dani's House is starting.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40But I'm sure you won't expose your new hiding place just...
0:00:40 > 0:00:43ELECTRONIC HUMMING
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Ha! I knew you'd gone invisible!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47It's no fun when you always find me.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51I did say that would happen. If you'd listen to me...
0:00:51 > 0:00:54SPEECH SPEEDS UP
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Ah!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Hi. My name's Dani, and this is my fantastic new...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Best friend Jack.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Yeah, but... Oh, where was I?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Your name's Dani, and I'm your best friend Sam.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13As I was saying, this is my fantastic new... Max!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm her brother, and actually, it's Ben...?
0:01:15 > 0:01:20- What? Oh, it's our show... - Can you just zip it?!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is my...
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- ALL TALK AT ONCE - What did I tell you?- I give up.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Ooh, this is it. I recognise the doctor with the big head. Get ready
0:01:35 > 0:01:38to witness my first TV show appearance.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40TELEVISION: I'm afraid it's not a pretty sight.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Some other time.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- SOBBING FROM TV - I don't believe it, they cut me out.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Maybe they didn't feel you'd got the character right?
0:01:47 > 0:01:52- I was playing a corpse. - Oh.- This is it. No more crummy parts
0:01:52 > 0:01:55that get cut, or are so small you wouldn't know it's me.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Like that zombie movie that showed your leg getting eaten?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- I was talking generally.- So how are you gonna turn things around?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Publicity. I need to raise my profile, get my face out there.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09These T-shirts were a great idea.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11You wanted your face out there. Well, it's out there.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13And we've almost run out.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Which means 200 people, three dogs and one hamster
0:02:16 > 0:02:18are wearing your face right now.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I'm bound to get recognised after this. Great work!
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Whoo!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26What's wrong, Dani?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29"Meet Dani.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33"The new face of verruca cream."
0:02:33 > 0:02:36BOTH LAUGH
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Aaaaaarggggh!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Peel.- Peel! I mean, don't peel.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'm confused now.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- TELEVISION:- Well, you say peel.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51You chose orange number 12.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Hope it's a winner.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Let's have a look.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- BUZZER - Oh, I'm sorry!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58CROWD GROANS
0:02:58 > 0:03:02I knew he shouldn't have peeled. I bet I could win Peel Or No Peel.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04You have watched every episode.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07You're right! I'm gonna apply online right now.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09It's big money, Ben.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I could do with adding more zeros to my bank account.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- So how many zeros would you need to be a squillionaire?- A lot.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Which is why I'm going to apply to all the game shows!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21There are loads.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Extreme Ironing On Ice, Win, Lose Or Drown.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Why stop at one when I can win them all?
0:03:30 > 0:03:31BOTH CACKLE
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I don't know why we're laughing!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I need a publicity stunt that's big, flashy,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41captures people's imagination.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43But obviously doesn't cost any money.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Exactly. Cos I don't have any.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Well, if it's cash you need, do what I do, work for Mr Poonzel.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Ray Poonzel, hairdresser to the stars?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Mr Poonzel uses my hair for practice.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- He cuts it any way he wants, I get paid.- Too risky.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Unless I can see the end result, no way I'm letting anyone loose
0:03:59 > 0:04:02on what some people say is my best asset.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:09 > 0:04:10- MUSIC STOPS - What?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Nothing.- Then you'll have to get a job.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Like stacking shelves or being a tennis instructor?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Have you seen their uniforms?!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21How about working for your grandfather on an expedition?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24For some reason, he says I'm not that helpful.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30ANIMALS GRUNT AND SCREECH
0:04:30 > 0:04:32It's just there.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Get ready, Dani.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38This is the first sighting ever of the Amazonian silver ridge gorilla.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Ssshh.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Don't make a sound.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46They're very sensitive to noise.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48MOBILE RINGS
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I should, er, probably...take this.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57HELLO?!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Yeah, yeah. In the jungle. No, jungle.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Yeah, gorillas. Furry things...?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07All that fuss over a gorilla.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Talking of which, got to nip out.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10See a man about a dog.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18All done. Now we wait for the offers to pour in.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20In the meantime,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I need to prepare.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Are you going through these to learn the answers to every question
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- ever asked on a game show?- No.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I'm going to sleep.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Rest your brain. Good idea.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32It won't be resting.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37On here is a quiz CD containing every game show category - science,
0:05:37 > 0:05:43history, catchphrases from around the world, you name it, it's there.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46All I have to do is listen.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48My brain will absorb the answers.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51And when I wake up, I'll be ready.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Is there a martial arts category? I've always wanted to learn kung-fu.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Wah! Wah!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Whoa!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01So you think this will raise Dani's profile?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's virtual, showcases her talents,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07and most importantly, it's free. How can it fail?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Yeah, but you've never shot a music video before.- Well, you can't swim.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14That didn't stop you applying to be a life guard
0:06:14 > 0:06:15at the bikini model pool party.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18That was a networking opportunity. But you have a point.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Ready! Yo!
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Perfect.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- And you've learnt all the words? - You sure I don't look stupid?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32No way! You look kickin', sister.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35DANI MOUTHS
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Once we shoot this, and put it on the internet,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41the Dani Publicity Campaign will be officially launched.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Who knows? It might even go viral.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Ugh! That sounds bad! Is it contagious?
0:06:46 > 0:06:50You bet. And we want everyone to catch Dani fever. Ready?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52OK. OK?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54DANI CLEARS THROAT
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Action.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- RAPS:- # I spy with my little eye
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# I'm Dani, I'm hammy, and I'm really, really fly
0:07:02 > 0:07:04# I groove like a hoover, get down to the beat
0:07:04 > 0:07:08# So come a little closer, but don't smell my feet
0:07:08 > 0:07:10# One to the two, to the three, to the three
0:07:10 > 0:07:13# I dance like Beyonce but I rap like Jay-Z
0:07:13 > 0:07:15# Jack and Sam are my beebers, no doubt
0:07:15 > 0:07:19# So let's get this party started Let's rock Dani's house! Yeah! #
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Whoo!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Oh!
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Oh, that was wicked!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Sam?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Jack?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42It's OK. I'm still alive.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Cut!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Cock-a-doodle-do!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- What are you doing?- That's how my mum wakes me every morning.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Works, doesn't it?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Test me.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03What is the yearly sausage consumption of the Ukraine?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Probably needs some time to kick in.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13I'll check my e-mails, see which shows I've got on.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15They're all nos!
0:08:15 > 0:08:19"No. No. Not in your life. No."
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Wait, there's a yes!
0:08:22 > 0:08:23"Dear Max,
0:08:23 > 0:08:27"we are delighted to inform you, due to a last-minute cancellation
0:08:27 > 0:08:30"from a contestant who got on a better show,
0:08:30 > 0:08:35- "that we have a place for you on tomorrow's Family Misfunctions."- Yes!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38"Please bring ID, coloured pens and a family member." What?!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40It is called Family Misfunctions.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Maybe I could pretend to be your dad.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Erm, slight problem. My dad's bald.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Oh, yeah. What are you gonna do?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Forget music video. We just invented the music no-no.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Some of it might be OK. Think positive.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Try telling that to Jack.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03No amount of positive thinking's gonna fix his equipment.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Poor guy must be gutted. - Yippee-doodle-do!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07You were saying?
0:09:07 > 0:09:13Say hello to the internet's finest virtual hairdressing salon owner.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14BOTH: Virtual what?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Virtual hairdressing. It was something Dani said earlier
0:09:18 > 0:09:21about being able to see your hairstyle before it gets cut.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Got me thinking. So I came up with...
0:09:25 > 0:09:27BOTH: "Comb Over And Wig Out."
0:09:27 > 0:09:29It's a hairdressing website
0:09:29 > 0:09:32where people can pay not to get their hair cut. Genius, right?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34What about DJ-ing and all your equipment?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37With the profits from this, I could buy more.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40No time for interfacing. I popped in to borrow your hairdryer.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42It's in the bedroom.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Got to go, got wigs to fluff!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Get lost, boneheads. This room is now HQ for my publicity team.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59We're still finding our feet. Clearly. Well, good luck.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Guess I'll have to find someone else to make big bucks with.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- You've got a money-making plan?- Game shows. I've already got on one.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08And you need me because...?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12I have to bring a family member, and as my charming, clever sister...
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Grandpa couldn't make it?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16No. If we win, we could split the prize 50-50.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20That would raise money and your profile in one go.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22As your publicist, I say go for it.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- OK.- I'll get the contracts drawn up, and we can start preparing.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29We've got one day to find out everything about each other.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Whoa, time out. What d'you mean, everything about each other?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36There's a round where we answer questions on family.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39You're my brother. What could I possibly not know?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- When's my birthday?- March 3rd.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- March the...- It's not March.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46April? June?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48October.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- It's May 4th.- Star Wars Day.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- May the fourth be with you.- OK.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Maybe we do need to do a little bit of homework
0:10:56 > 0:10:57before our TV show appearance.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02Oh, homework? Let me help. I'm great at homework.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Go on, Zang, what is a game show?
0:11:08 > 0:11:12It's a televised event where humans compete against each other
0:11:12 > 0:11:13for money or to become famous
0:11:13 > 0:11:15so that they can host their own game shows.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Ah, game shows are similar to our inter-galaxian contests?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Yes, but without the blood, gore and fighting to the death.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Those are the best bits!
0:11:24 > 0:11:29Well, we don't call humans the cavemen of the cosmos for no reason.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31BOTH LAUGH
0:11:32 > 0:11:36There are three rounds - Charades, Quickfire, and the last round,
0:11:36 > 0:11:39He Said, She Said, carries the most points,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41so that's the one we will focus on.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Fine, but why do we have to wear these?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46It's scientifically proven you take in more information
0:11:46 > 0:11:48when your body is under physical duress.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- What did she say? - You learn more if you're sweating.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55I've designed a series of exercises that you'll do as I test you.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- Any questions?- Why do I have to do this?- I guess you don't.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Cool. So I have a free afternoon to do anything I want.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I'll give you 10% of my winnings if you do my chores.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Er...- I'll give you five if you do mine.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Done.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Ooh, cool!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- Cadets, ready!- Aren't you taking this a bit seriously?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Do you want to win or not?! - Yes, sir.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28All right, then, gear up!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Star jumps. Ready...
0:12:33 > 0:12:35WAIT!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38WHISTLE BLOWS
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Max, what is Dani's favourite colour?- Er, brown?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Aquamarine blue. Dani, what's Max's?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Green?- No, it's brown.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47No-one's favourite is brown!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50All wrong answers - double time skipping.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55WAIT!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58WHISTLE BLOWS
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Dani, what is Max's best feature?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03His strangely long toes?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06No, it's his cute button nose. FASTER!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Max, what is Dani's most embarrassing moment?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12All Dani's moments are embarrassing?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15No, wrong again. It's having loo roll stuck to her skirt.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17That was embarrassing.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24Yeah, ha-ha! Thank you! Thanks, guys, thank you so much.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Guys, for this last song,
0:13:25 > 0:13:29I would just love one of you to come up and join me here on stage.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Erm, let me see, erm... AUDIENCE CLAMOURS
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Hey, what about you?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Me?! - DANI SHRIEKS
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Oh, wow! I've always wanted to meet you.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45- I'm so nervous.- Erm, I guess that's why you brought all that loo roll?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Oi! No slacking! You've got 100 more to go.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56This is hopeless, we're never gonna win at this rate.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Then let me read your diary. - Forget it.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01No talking! Next question.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Been shopping?- No, I'm moving all of Dani's clothes
0:14:06 > 0:14:09so I can clean her wardrobe. What are you doing?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Trying to get my website working,
0:14:11 > 0:14:14but I can't find any decent photographs of myself wearing these.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Maybe you could help.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18You want me to model the wigs?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22I was gonna suggest you take the photos, but sure, why not?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25OK, let's start with this one.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29No, maybe the green one. Yeah, green, that's more like it.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Try the blonde one. This one's gonna be the one, yeah. That's nice.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37Or this one? I like this one. This is really...
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Or the... No, I think the blonde one is my favourite.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43It's probably my colour.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51I knew you two weren't to be trusted with a toilet break.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- I'm exhausted.- We need a rest.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Besides, I've asked Ben to make lunch.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I guess a refreshment break is OK.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- You've got 30 minutes. - No way!- Is that all?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Make that 29.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Ben!- Hurry up!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Nice, nice, nice. Beautiful.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- The wig.- Oh, yeah.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Flick it a bit.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Hello, ladies.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22You're not still doing this virtual hairdressing?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24He is. I'm his business partner.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29Ben, you do realise everyone will see these photos?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32You're right. I've got to tell everyone I know.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Right, everyone out!
0:15:34 > 0:15:38I need 100 more styles on my website before we go live at midnight.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39That reminds me,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42the deadline for the physics fun run is midnight tonight.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Oh, well, you'd best be off.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Wouldn't want you to be a physicist not getting physical.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- What about preparing? - We'll do it ourselves.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Stay up all night if we must.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54By tomorrow, we'll be the most well-prepared contestants ever
0:15:54 > 0:15:56to go on Family Misfunctions.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03COCKEREL CROWS
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Morning! I've brought grass shakes and seaweed muffins. Brain food.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15BOTH: Argh!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I passed your parents on the way out.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20They didn't want to disturb you. You've been hard at it.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Did you get all the questions done? - Absolutely.- Of course.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27It worked, it worked! I took my website live last night.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Went to bed, woke up this morning
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- to find thousands of people have been on it!- But how?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35With Ben's texts, and my mate Tweeting, word got out.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Where's Ben? I can't wait to tell him.- I'm here.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Seaweed muffins! Yummy! - DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:42 > 0:16:47- Oh, ten o'clock. My first client. - For what?- The hairstyles.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50People liked them so much online, they want the real thing.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52You're gonna cut their hair?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Why not? I've seen Mr Poonzel do it loads of times. How hard can it be?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I'm ready!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Now, this won't hurt a bit.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41What time did I say we had to be at the TV studio?
0:17:41 > 0:17:4311 o'clock.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Was that pm?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Argh! I've got to find my lucky rabbit's foot.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- I've got to get dressed!- Wait.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51I've got to...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55No, don't have anything to do.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Wait, we haven't practised charades or the word association game.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00We'll do it on the way there.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Where are my clothes?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I'll be with you in a minute.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24I hope Dani and Max got to the studio on time.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27The taxi driver knew exactly where to go.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29He thought Piccadilly Circus was where clowns live.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- You worry too much. - You don't worry enough.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- I really think this is a bad idea. - Sshh! My client will hear you.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37What's this for, energy?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Curling... Hot tongs.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Ah, Mrs Smith!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- I see you've picked your hairstyle. - Yes, I have.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Please take a seat.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Relax. And let my fingers do the talking.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Ben, sit over there so I can see the television.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Our friends are on a game show.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Hey, it's already started. - APPLAUSE FROM TELEVISION
0:18:56 > 0:18:59And on the other team, Dani and her brother Max.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01THEY CHEER
0:19:01 > 0:19:04So, Dani, what's it like to be an astronaut?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Er, restrictive?
0:19:06 > 0:19:11Indeed. And Max, I see here you're an avid collector of bird droppings.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14No.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17No, you're right! That was the last lot!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19HE LAUGHS
0:19:19 > 0:19:22OK, then, intros over. Let's play...
0:19:22 > 0:19:26Family Misfunctions!
0:19:27 > 0:19:28First round.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Charades!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35That will be a doddle with Dani's acting skills.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37But you don't know who they're up against.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39How bad could it be?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- I guess. As long as it's not... - Erik and Erika!
0:19:44 > 0:19:45BOTH: No!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Who are Erik and Erika?- They're the reigning game show champions.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51They haven't lost their title in 19 years.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55And to start things off, Erik and Erika.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Ready? - BOTH: Ready.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Film...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01two words... Finding Nemo!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Correct.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Exactly right again.- Oooh.- Correct.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Fantastic. Well done.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Wow! You guys are good.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15APPLAUSE
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Dani, Max - your turn.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- OK, come on. Come on.- Come on.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Chicken...hungry...
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Mum in the morning?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Fish out of water?- Gorilla?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Oh, a book.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- She could...- Giraffe?!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40BUZZER
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Oh, I'm sorry. You've run out of time.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45The answer is...
0:20:45 > 0:20:46The Jungle Book.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I was gonna say that.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52And, at the end of round one, our scores are...
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Erik and Erika, 150. - APPLAUSE
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Dani and Max, zero.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03SAM SIGHS
0:21:03 > 0:21:05It's like watching a car crash.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- But without the cars.- Absolutely. Tell me about it.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Ah! Ha-ha!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Wonderful! My best work yet.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Close your eyes, so I can do the fringe.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25There we go.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Mrs Smith, take a look.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31What do you think?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32You like?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34That'll be £50, please.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Thank you. Thank you.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- I can't believe you got away with it.- Me neither.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47This is gonna be a breeze.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49They're back on.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53In this round, Dani, you have to guess as many words as you can,
0:21:53 > 0:21:56using Max's description.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Off...you...go.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04It's cold, white, I like it on toast.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05- Ice cream.- Yes.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- They got one. What I think of your acting.- Wooden.- Yes!
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- Yes!- Like grandpa's breath. - Pickled onions.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15What I gave you last year for Christmas.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Chicken pox.- Yes!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- APPLAUSE - Wow! You guys did good!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24It's gonna be hard to beat.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- OK, away...you...go.- It's a naturally occurring substance.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Tea.- Formed in Eastern and Western countries.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Coffee.- It's King Hussein of Hungary's favourite food.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Erm...chocolate. Chicken nuggets? - BUZZER
0:22:36 > 0:22:40- Oh, I'm sorry. You're out of time. - Yes!- Woo-hoo!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Salt, dummy.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46We can do this, come on!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Kids, this is nail-biting.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53Because after that round, the scores are tied at 150-all.
0:22:53 > 0:22:58Which means the winner of the next round wins the show.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Max, Erika, you're gonna have to put on your headphones.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Dani, Erik, I'm gonna ask you two a question.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Then I'm going to ask the two of you the same question.
0:23:09 > 0:23:14Give the same answer as your sibling, and you win!
0:23:14 > 0:23:20Dani, Erik, the question is...
0:23:20 > 0:23:24what is your most embarrassing moment?
0:23:24 > 0:23:27TENSE GAME SHOW STYLE MUSIC
0:23:35 > 0:23:38I'm sorry, I'm going to have to hurry you.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47And I'm sorry, we are out of time.
0:23:47 > 0:23:53I asked your family members, what was their most embarrassing moment?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Erika? What did Erik say?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Easy. It was a trip to the fair,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Erik got so scared on the ghost train, he wet himself.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05She said, wet himself.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07He said...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Oh, I'm afraid that's wrong.- Yes!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- Yeah!- Erik and Erika!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Max, it's all down to you. - Come on, Max, you can do it!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Do it for me, Max, come on!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22What is Dani's most embarrassing moment?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Well, there's so much choice.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28There's the spider incident.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31The time she thought her friends were trying to kill her.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32- Do you remember that?- Yeah.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36And, of course, when she ran away to join the circus.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39But she would probably say it was having loo roll stuck up her skirt.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Ah, that was terrible.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- I was always gonna say that. - Is that your answer?
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Yes.
0:24:47 > 0:24:53Has Max got it right to win the Family Misfunctions grand prize?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Please!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Find out right after the break!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01ALL: Oh!
0:25:01 > 0:25:04DOORBELL Ooh, there's my next client.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14- Mr Poonzel!- Are you the person responsible for the virtual website
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- called Comb Over And Wig Out?- I had no idea you'd seen my website.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I am honoured you want me to cut your hair.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24- Cut my hair? I wouldn't let you cut my toenails.- So why are you here?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Because Mrs Smith is in my salon crying over haircut
0:25:27 > 0:25:31from a Ray Poonzel Hair Academy "graduate."
0:25:31 > 0:25:33All right, I'll take that bit down.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Correction.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39You will take down the whole website and refer all your clients to me.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43- And why would I do that? - Because otherwise I'll sue you.- Oh.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- Would he win?- Probably.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Consider it done.- I'm glad we agree.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53JACK SIGHS
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Sorry, Jack - you must be gutted.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Oh, well. Easy come, easy go.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00C'est la vie. Whatever that means.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Ooh!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Welcome back. Before the break, Max told us that
0:26:06 > 0:26:11Dani's most embarrassing moment was having loo roll stuck in her skirt.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Was he right?
0:26:12 > 0:26:17Wait! Dani knows me well enough to know I never listen to her.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21So she'd probably give the answer she thinks I think it is.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I'm changing my answer.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24AUDIENCE GASPS
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Let's see if your gamble pays off.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29He said...
0:26:29 > 0:26:33All Dani's moments are embarrassing.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35She said...
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Absolutely spot on!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42ALL CHEER
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Congratulations! You've won!
0:26:44 > 0:26:45And your prize is...
0:26:45 > 0:26:52a non-expenses-paid trip to the Snail Olympics!
0:26:53 > 0:26:58This is all your fault. No money. Humiliated on national TV.
0:26:58 > 0:27:03I'm a laughing stock. I'll be lucky to play a dead body now.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I'm afraid that's all the time we have for Family Misfunctions!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09See you... Watch the suit, would you?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11See you next week!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- After all that work, and their prize...- ..is the Snail Olympics.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- They must be...- ..over the moon!
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Those humans, eh? Competing just to get rich, famous and win a prize.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Oo! That reminds me, I must register Pookie in the Snail Olympics.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Erm, about your pet snail...
0:27:34 > 0:27:39Remember that pile of brown goo you stepped in the other day?
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Pookie!
0:27:43 > 0:27:48# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Let's lift these chains
0:27:50 > 0:27:54# Let's rock this wave right out to sea... #
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