0:00:03 > 0:00:06FEEDBACK What are you doing?
0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Setting up for our karaoke party. - What karaoke party?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Testing! Testing!
0:00:12 > 0:00:16Karaoke parties have no place on our mission.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Only because you sing like a dying walrus. Hello?
0:00:20 > 0:00:24We are not doing karaoke. CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN
0:00:24 > 0:00:29- Making clucking noises won't... - Brrr! Brr brr brr brr brr!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Right, give me the microphone.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36MUSIC STARTS
0:00:38 > 0:00:42WAILS LIKE A DYING WALRUS
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Now what do you have to say for yourself?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Pardon?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00My name's Dani. This is my fantastic...
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Best friend, Jack.- Where was I?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I'm your best friend too, Sam.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09This is my fantastically...
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Max!- I'm her brother and... Ben?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Oh! It's our show!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Can you zip it?
0:01:17 > 0:01:21My name's Dani and this is my fantastic...
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I give up.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:01:28 > 0:01:32The bass on these could crack your fillings!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- I want a decent speaker system, not dental work.- Dusty!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- It's been a while since you played a gig.- I've got some coming up.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42You know that new club?
0:01:42 > 0:01:47I'm DJing at a 4th birthday party next door. It's a job.
0:01:47 > 0:01:53Guess who's got a meeting with Guy Flannel, the best talent spotter in the music industry?
0:01:53 > 0:01:57He wants to discuss a deal! He'll be here any minute.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01CLAP OF THUNDER Let's hope he has a car.
0:02:01 > 0:02:06- DOOR BELL - That's him! Don't panic!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Stay calm and don't do any panicking!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Someone's a teensy bit excited.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Better luck next time. - Fine. It'll be for me.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Always being wrong must wear you down.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- No wonder you look rough.- I've got an important guest, wormoid.
0:02:26 > 0:02:33- You're not to mess it up. - Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like cats and dogs.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Sharks and seals. Wasps and rolled-up newspapers.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Try it and find out what a newspaper can do!
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Ben and I have a gaming marathon. Isn't that right, Ben?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Yes, Max. Whatever, Max.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Ben, are you OK?- I'm fine.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51SOBS
0:02:53 > 0:02:58I'm glad you're fine. Let's play some games. What?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Now, Ben. What's wrong? - My axolotl died.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Your what died? - My axolotl, Aristotle.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Your axo-what now? - Aristotle, my pet axolotl.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Your pet axo-whatum? - Your pet axolotl?
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Aristotle.- Died? - Aristotle, my pet axolotl.
0:03:20 > 0:03:25Has expired. Stiffed. Kicked the bucket. Gone to meet his maker.
0:03:25 > 0:03:30Snuffed it. Cashed in. Done his last lap of the fish tank.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Ben, is an axolotl something you made up, you know, in your mind?
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Axolotls are a type of salamander. They're amphibians.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I had Aristotle since he was a baby.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Now look at him!
0:03:48 > 0:03:54- Oh!- You brought it in a bag? - I didn't know what to do.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Flushed it down the toilet?
0:03:56 > 0:04:00I don't think it's hygienic carrying a dead amphibian around.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Eugh!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05You squashed my axolotl!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08DOOR BELL
0:04:08 > 0:04:10That's him. That's Guy.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I'm Guy Flannel.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25You've got it? I'll spot it.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Wow! It's actually you.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Yeah. I get the same feeling when I look at myself in the mirror.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Fluff fluffity fluff fluff.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45Grand Theft Otter! Moronic the Hedgehog? Spoon Raider?
0:04:45 > 0:04:50- I'm too fragile for games, Max. - We've been planning this for weeks.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I never planned on finding him floating in his tank.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- I never knew you had a pet. - You never come round my house.
0:04:57 > 0:05:04- Your parents don't like me. - You conned my dad into buying a car made out of papier-mache.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09The car washed away and he ended up laying in the middle of the road.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14I need to talk about my feelings. SIGHS
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Can I get you anything? Coffee?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Lemonade? Biscuits?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Sandwich?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Bowl of fruit?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Toothpaste?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Slippers? Coconut?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- I was just... - Oh, I'll plump your cushions.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- I just want Dani.- I am Dani.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38You're Dani?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41I am she. Hi. Hello.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43There's been a mistake.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- I was looking for the Z-factor. - What happened to the X-factor?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52The X-factor? I want someone who goes all the way to Z.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- I thought you liked my demo.- You've got a great voice and good songs.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01No-one's going to buy a book if there's sick over the cover.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- You're comparing me to vomit? - Fluff fluffity fluff fluff.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- Why do you do that?- Music's all about the chest hair, kid.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- I've never lost someone close. - Yeah. Gutted.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19I used to love watching him eat his worms.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Poor sweet Aristotle.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25What do you think killed him?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Maybe he died of boredom. On with the games.
0:06:29 > 0:06:35- Max, please.- I don't know how to make you feel better.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40I don't want you to do anything. I just want to stop being sad.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Wait here.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Get back, you beast! SQUEAKING
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I need an axolotl.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Sorry, sir. I ate the last axolotl this morning.- You ate it?
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Sold! Sold the last axolotl! I always get those two mixed up.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- We've got a jellyfish. - I don't think so.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Finger snail.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Money spider.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Spider monkey?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17No? Wood pigeon.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Butterflies.- That's disgusting.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Bees. Bee-keeping's very popular.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Ah, look at the cute bee!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35And all the other little bees.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40They're swarming!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42BUZZING
0:07:45 > 0:07:50- What ARE you looking for? - I'll know when I see it.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Sam, what happened? - My umbrella blew away.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's bucketing out there.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59CRASH
0:07:59 > 0:08:03You're soaked. Come in and dry your hair.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Wo! Busy with the frizzy!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- You're it.- I'm what?
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- It. The thing I've been looking for. - I don't like being called a thing.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- You're perfect. - I am? Dani, who is this?
0:08:30 > 0:08:36- Meet Guy Funnel.- You've got that retro goth fusion thing going on.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40I love it! We'd better get you behind a microphone!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Thingey! Dani ding-dong.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47- Come and help us.- Thanks(!) This was only supposed to be MY moment.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- I got you something.- Is it a pony?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56# Ta-da! # It's a new axolotl.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59You can call him Aristotle 2.0.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I don't want a new axolotl.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I want my old one back.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06SIGHS
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Let's see what it says in here about grieving.
0:09:11 > 0:09:18There are five stages you go through when somebody close dies. Denial.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- I'm probably all right.- Anger. - Stop telling me what I'm feeling.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Bargaining. - Why couldn't it have been me?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Depression.- I'm so fed up.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- And finally, acceptance. - I'll be fine.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38It's no good. I'm feeling all of them at the same time.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I'm out of ideas.
0:09:40 > 0:09:46- I know. I'll make you a milkshake. - With chocolate sprinkles?- OK.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- And little marshmallows?- Absolutely.
0:09:48 > 0:09:54And a flag with Aristotle's face in a magic glass that plays his favourite song?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58WAILS TUNELESSLY
0:10:05 > 0:10:07That's enough!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09# Ooh! Ooh! #
0:10:11 > 0:10:14My dog's backside is more in tune than you.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- And he's not a well dog. - I told you I couldn't sing.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Too bad you can't merge together. - We're not amoebas!
0:10:22 > 0:10:28Amoebas don't merge. They split by mitosis. It's very interesting.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Trust me. It isn't.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35When I'm mixing, I match the beats of one track with another.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38That's brilliant! It is?
0:10:38 > 0:10:42We'll mix them together. Dani can still sing.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- We'll tell everyone it's Sam. - That doesn't sound very fair.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49You want people to hear your songs?
0:10:49 > 0:10:54I don't want to step on Dani's toes. I've got my studies to think of.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59This is your chance to become a megastar. It's here. It's now!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03If you don't grab it, it'll be gone! Puff puff! Where'd it go?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Sam let it go! Puff! Gone!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Dani, what shall I do?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- If it's the only way people get to hear my songs.- Fantastico.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Magnifico!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I'm going to make some calls.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Why do so many humans seek to be famous?
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Who wouldn't want to be worshipped by strangers?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- There must be down sides. - The lack of privacy.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- What is that?- Dani's rubbish bin.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Oh, look! Dani's old hairbrush!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Mm. Tasty.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Just because somebody's famous
0:11:56 > 0:12:00does not give us the right to go through their stuff.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Goodness! I didn't know Dani was into that!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07W-what is it?
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- I didn't think you were interested. - I'm not. I'm not.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Please let me see.- No.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18I must know everything about her. Show me!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Another down side to fame. Obsessive fans.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28I want people to hear my songs. Who cares who they think's singing?
0:12:28 > 0:12:34- You were never in it for the fame. - I've got a list of questions here.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39- A major music website wants to do a profile on you.- On us both?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Just you.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46- Just her?- My boss is coming from the record company.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48If we can impress Maddison Millions
0:12:48 > 0:12:51we're on the way to megastar central!
0:12:51 > 0:12:56- What have you done with your look? - I looked a mess.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00You can't change without my permission. Stand in the rain.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Haven't you got to write some songs?
0:13:04 > 0:13:09A song called Mr Bossy Gorilla Chest Needs A Kick In The Ribs.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Get on with it, then. Chop chop.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Gary! Guy! Yeah. How's that leg?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24All right, Max? Do you want a biccie bic?
0:13:24 > 0:13:30All I want is Ben back to normal. He's fed up cos his pet died.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35- That'll do it.- Ruining Dani's day or conquering the world, I can handle.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- This is beyond me. - My gran died last year.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- Did you carry her around in a bag? - No. Just had a funeral.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48Gave everyone a chance to say goodbye. You don't say sad for ever.
0:13:48 > 0:13:56Maybe I could speed up Ben's grieving with the biggest amphibian funeral this world has seen.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Result!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04MIAOWING
0:14:05 > 0:14:07What was that?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10GROWLING
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Cat from hell!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Nice kitty. Good kitty.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Nice kitty cat.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20N-no-no.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22GROWLING
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Ah! Argh!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26MIAOWING
0:14:31 > 0:14:35OK, first question. When did you want to become a pop star?
0:14:35 > 0:14:41- About ten minutes ago.- We'll say you were singing before you could walk.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46- I was doing mathematical equations before I could walk.- Yeah.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50That makes you seem as cool as a jalapeno in a hot tub.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- That's who I am. - Remember what I told you.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56To become a star you must behave like a star.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58How's it going?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02You missed Sam saying her favourite colour was uranium.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Cat from hell?- Oh, yes.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Sam, you look amazing.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Really?- Yeah, but loosen up a bit.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Show the world what a star you are.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17No-one's ever said anything like that to me.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Right, next question. Who is your role model?- Oh!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Alan Nilley.- You mean Lily Allen?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Her too.
0:15:31 > 0:15:36- You look smart, Max. Have you become a hitman?- Put this on.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- Have I become a hitman too? - Just get changed.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Whatever you say.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49The man from the music website sent me a text.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- They love the demo!- Really?
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Which track was their favourite? - Entourage!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58You're in Sam's eye line. Get back! Stay! Bad dogs!
0:15:58 > 0:16:05- They want to know where you get the influence for your lyrics.- Oh. Say it comes from the heart.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Are you going to let her do this? - What choice do I have?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14This was your dream. They're stealing it.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25There she is!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29You said I was going to be a big star!
0:16:29 > 0:16:35- Everybody's got to start somewhere. Star-o-gram!- It's embarrassing.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40Make a success out of this and we'll get you a planet costume.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Mars? Venus? Uran...
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Don't go there! I want to be a famous actress and singer.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Famous asteroid singer? We could do that.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- Eoghan, bring the asteroid costume! - Actress and singer!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Why would I want to be an asteroid? - Beats me.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Eoghan does it all the time. How you doing, Eoghan?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Best gig ever!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07KNOCK ON DOOR
0:17:07 > 0:17:14There's a ton of strangers dressed in black. Are you having a funeral for Ben's axo...thing?
0:17:14 > 0:17:19Dani, I think for once in my life I'm actually doing something...kind.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- I'm as weirded out as you are. - Just don't break the house.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30- Guy's planned my first world tour. - You'll meet loads of celebs.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35Britney Spears. Chris Martin. Iggle Piggle. Alan Nilley.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I might meet Professor Brian Cox.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- He's so dreamy. - You keep a picture of him?
0:17:42 > 0:17:47I love hearing Brian talk about his Large Hadron Collider.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Are you going a bit too far with this megastar thing?
0:17:50 > 0:17:54I'm doing this for Dani as much as anyone else.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Dani, Guy's planned my first world tour.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02- OUR world tour.- We've got your CD. We don't need you.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- What?- Guy says your voice is like an instrument.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10- Once you've been sampled, we won't need you in future.- What?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14I've got to get ready for the meeting with the record label.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Someone's close to being thrown out in the rain.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Someone's got a case of diva-itis!
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Miss Diva? I brought the sandwiches you asked for.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- There's a bit of crust on this one. Do you want me to choke?- No.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- SNIFFS - The air's stale. Replace it.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40You want me to replace the air?
0:18:40 > 0:18:45Fetch some air from somewhere clean and nice. The Alps, maybe.
0:18:45 > 0:18:51You want me to go to the Alps, get some air and bring it back here?
0:18:52 > 0:18:57And get a new brain. Yours seems to be running a bit slow.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02I'm beautiful, talented AND funny!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04SHE GIGGLES
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Laugh. Laugh, I say!
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Ha.
0:19:13 > 0:19:18I thought we should give your axolotl a proper send-off.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22You did all this for Aristotle?
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- I did it for you.- This is the kindest thing you've ever done.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32Being nice isn't as horrible as I thought it would be.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35It just feels so...clean.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37DOOR BELL
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Take a seat.- Where shall I take it? - Just sit down.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52HELICOPTER WHIRRS Where's Guy Flannel?
0:19:52 > 0:19:57- And you are?- Maddison Millions. My card.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02This is a dry-cleaning ticket.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Miss Millions. Funeral, Guy?
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Hope I'm not too late to meet this new star of yours.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Very funny!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14No, she's very much alive.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I'm Max. If I could give you my...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Never mind. Now's not the time.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27GUY: She's through here.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I'll be back to normal for next week.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I need water! Thingey, get me some water.
0:20:35 > 0:20:40Fetch your own water! I'm a DJ, not a...aqueduct.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43You're the same Sam you were this morning.
0:20:43 > 0:20:49To be a star, I need to show that I'm more important than normal people.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Being famous won't make you more important.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57People never used to look beyond the glasses or science books.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01There's more to Sam than being a science geek.
0:21:01 > 0:21:08This is my chance to shine like a cluster of hydrogen atoms fusing around a thermonuclear core.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11This is Maddison Millions.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- She just loves your demo. - Sam, you're gonna be huge.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- I deserve to be. - You've already got the big head.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- You wrote all the songs? - All my own work.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26She's taking credit for your songs!
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Sing for me. I see you have the microphone set up.
0:21:30 > 0:21:36Let me just check with the sound engineers, see if that's possible.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I need your CD.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- Whoops!- What did you do that for?
0:21:47 > 0:21:52- You're going to have to sing.- No. I'm sick of her taking the credit.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55You go, sister!
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- We get through this we'll split everything 30-70.- 50-50.
0:21:59 > 0:22:0235-65. 20-80. 42-58.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- 40-60.- 24-7. 7-11.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Deal!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- What did you agree to?- I got caught up in the moment.- Never mind.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I know what to do.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Slight technical hitch but we're good to go.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23PHONE RINGS
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Excuse us.
0:22:25 > 0:22:31- I don't know the words!- Open and close your mouth like a fish!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33You know what a fish does.
0:22:38 > 0:22:44We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Aristotle,
0:22:44 > 0:22:46the axolotl.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I can't claim I knew Aristotle,
0:22:49 > 0:22:54but Ben tells me he was as kind and gentle as amphibians get.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:00 > 0:23:04# The storm's approaching fast
0:23:05 > 0:23:10# I feel the heat hang in the air
0:23:10 > 0:23:17# My premonition played this out to the full
0:23:17 > 0:23:22# The clouds are black and the rain must fall, yeah
0:23:22 > 0:23:25# I wish that lighting would strike... #
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Aristotle was a kind and...
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Oh! Aristotle was a kind...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Ben, where are you going?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41You'll get your money!
0:23:41 > 0:23:46# ..Still I will hold my breath for a moment
0:23:46 > 0:23:50# Ooh! Miss Millions has really bad hair
0:23:50 > 0:23:53# And her feet smell like cheese
0:23:53 > 0:24:00# Ooh, yeah, Miss Millions You're so boring, you are... #
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- Enough now, Sam. - # You smell really bad...! #
0:24:04 > 0:24:06You can stop singing now, Sam.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- # ..Ugly and you have a head... # - Shut up!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11# ..Like a fish! #
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I've had enough.
0:24:15 > 0:24:21- You're ruining everything.- At least I'm not ruining our friendship.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Is that what I've been doing?
0:24:24 > 0:24:29Are you telling me that Sam wasn't singing? This girl has the talent?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I can explain everything.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I can't be bothered.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Here's my card.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45- You've got a great voice. Call me. - You're serious?- I'm always serious.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Idiot!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Fluff fluff!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Dani, I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04I turned into a monster. I don't think fame agrees with me.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08It could happen to anyone. You just weren't ready.
0:25:08 > 0:25:15I'm leaving fame to the people who deserve it and turning my attention back to science.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Professor Brian Cox.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- What did I do wrong?- Nothing. - Why are you still upset?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Everything reminds me of Aristotle.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33- I thought a funeral would help you. - It's not like flicking a switch.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Sorry I ruined your gaming marathon.
0:25:36 > 0:25:41- I don't care about the games. I just want my friend back.- So do I.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47Why don't we put Aristotle in the wheelie bin? Just the two of us.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Max, that would be beautiful.
0:25:54 > 0:26:01Sooner or later, someone will come along with the perfect combination of talent mindless puppet.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Black suit. Sullen mindless expression.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11I think I've just found my next star!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Dude! Have you considered being famous?
0:26:14 > 0:26:19No. I'm emotionally vulnerable if you want to make me an offer.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I'm Max. Ben's manager. Shall we talk?
0:26:22 > 0:26:26It's a dead axolotl.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Nice gimmick!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Walk with me.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34Tell me about this axolotl. He was called Aristotle.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Dani, what are you waiting for?
0:26:36 > 0:26:41- Call Maddison Millions.- She might give you a go in her helicopter.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Dani, dial the number.- I can't.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49- Nervous? - This is a used train ticket.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Miss Millions! Come back! Stop that helicopter!
0:26:55 > 0:27:00When we return home there is every possibility that we will be famous.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Do you think so?
0:27:02 > 0:27:08We shall be hailed heroes for our work studying human culture.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13- Well, there is just one problem. - What's that?
0:27:13 > 0:27:20Since being out here, I've, well...been snacking.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Rather a lot.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27And I'd hate for my adoring fans back home
0:27:27 > 0:27:30to think I wasn't in tip-top condition.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34It's easily solved, coordinator.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Look at what you've done!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Oops.
0:27:44 > 0:27:49# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:49 > 0:27:53# Let's lift these chains Let's rock these waves
0:27:53 > 0:27:56# Right out to sea... #
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:27:58 > 0:28:02# ..I will be breaking free. #