0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Stop fidgetting.- I'm excited. This is the first time I've been painted.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Right. Finished.- Ooh. Can I see it?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Like it?
0:00:13 > 0:00:19- Like it? You've painted me with buttocks for a face!- Have I?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Oh, yeah. It's a bit silly.
0:00:21 > 0:00:26- We can't send this home. I'll be a laughing stock.- Don't panic.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I can fix it.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33How's that?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Perfect.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Oh! Dani's House is on.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47My name's Dani. This is my fantastic...
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- Best friend, Jack.- Where was I?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'm your best friend too, Sam.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56This is my fantastically...
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Max!- I'm her brother and... Ben?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh! It's our show!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Can you zip it?
0:01:04 > 0:01:08My name's Dani and this is my fantastic...
0:01:08 > 0:01:10I give up.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:01:16 > 0:01:21Oh! Hey, guys. I finally landed a part in a West End show!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25I Want A Pony, the musical.
0:01:25 > 0:01:31I get to act and sing, but the bad news is I have to dance.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Easier said than done with two left feet.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Two days to learn the routine or I'm out of the show.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- I've had it with that school! - Excuse me one moment.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- What's happened? - They threw Max out the chess club.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55- I never knew you were in chess club. - Chess focuses the mind, Dani.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00- But those tyrants changed the rules. - Cheating is no longer allowed.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Was it ever allowed? - If you didn't get caught.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Nobody humiliates the Max meister.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Make sure he doesn't break anything.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13CRASH
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hope that wasn't something fun.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Max, I'm coming upstairs.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20DOOR BELL
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Hey, guys. Come on through.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29- We're off to the cinema.- We're seeing that vampire film, It Sucks.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34- Then why are you going?- It's called It Sucks.- And we're getting a pizza.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39A seafood Italiano! They stuff the crust with octopus ink and plankton.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44- As appetising as it sounds, I've got a dance lesson.- How's it going?
0:02:44 > 0:02:48I know what to do in theory, but in practice...
0:02:50 > 0:02:54That happens. Ow.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Who wants to be in a stupid chess club anyway?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02There are other clubs. Astronomy club, ballet club.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- I'm a member of the vegetable club. - What do they do?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09We had a talk on the history of the potato,
0:03:09 > 0:03:15and they taught me how to turn a marrow into a crude trumpet.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18SPLURTS TUNELESSLY
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Yes. That is crude. - Vegetable music is in its infancy.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Whatever that means.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29I must get my revenge on those chess-playing whelks.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34A couple of years and you'll be making your Oscar acceptance speech.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39- You'll be picking up the Nobel Prize for science.- I'll be a top club DJ.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42BEATBOXES
0:03:43 > 0:03:45You can't be a DJ for ever, Jack.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50I'll rock the party when I'm 104. Music can't be stopped by old age.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- But your audience might be. - You'll see!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Jack will live on for eternity.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02What a striking statue!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- He must have been very important. - What does it say?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- "Unknown"?- What's a DJ?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- What?- Whatever DJs were, they're long forgotten.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Let's go to the cinema, High School Musical 113!
0:04:20 > 0:04:25Zac Efron hasn't been the same since his hip replacement.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Come back. I'm Jack. Please remember me. Please!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, man!
0:04:33 > 0:04:38I have to find something else to do. I can't be forgotten.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40We'll always remember you.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Thingey.- That's not funny.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47You'd better shoot. My dance teacher will be here any minute.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51He's a bit eccentric. Only holds lessons after dark.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53CREAK
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Ha ha ha ha ha! THUNDER CLAPS
0:04:56 > 0:04:58ALL: Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03I'm Vladimir Drusilla, your dance teacher.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05CLAP OF THUNDER
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- My friends call me Vlad. - You have friends?
0:05:09 > 0:05:15You have friends! Good-looking guy with a great taste in canes!
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- And we'd best be off. Laters. - See you in a few hours.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26CREAK
0:05:28 > 0:05:34- So, I am told you are cursed with two left feet.- I try my best.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39A great philosopher once said, "Do or do not.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41"There is no try."
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Wasn't that Yoda from Star Wars?
0:05:47 > 0:05:52With me as your teacher, you will become the greatest dancer ever.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Together we will dance until your feet fall off.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59That won't be very helpful.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Enough prattle!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It is time to begin the dancing!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06So dance!
0:06:06 > 0:06:10How best to get my revenge on that simpering chess club?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Exploding pawns?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Scratch that. Too complex.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Scratch? Itch?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Ben, I've got it. - What have you got, Max?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- I've got fleas.- Oh, dear.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Stop! Stop!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30It is like watching stray cat fighting with pigeon.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35- Where is your rhythm, your poise? - Same place as your manners!
0:06:35 > 0:06:41To dance, you must embrace both the light and the shadows.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44# Ba-da ba ba
0:06:44 > 0:06:48# Da-da-da-da-da-da da da #
0:06:48 > 0:06:52I learned to dance as a boy around campfire,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55when trousers caught alight.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00You will dance like your trousers are ablaze!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- If I have to. - Go. Your legs are burning!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Go! Hear the symphony of the night!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13No.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Syphonapta scratchitis.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Also known as the South American mega flea.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25The most powerful breed of flea known to man.
0:07:25 > 0:07:31- Flea-mungous!- I was waiting to unleash them on Dani.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Instead, I shall use them to enact my revenge on the chess club.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40- What will you do?- Release them into the ventilation system.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44And infest those chess-playing chimps.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Check and mate.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- Never have I seen such terrible dancing.- Maybe I can't do it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Everybody can dance, child.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01- Hey, guys. How was the movie?- Over Jack's screaming, sounded great.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I was clearing my throat. COUGHS
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Don't act like you weren't scared.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11The difference? I can tell what's real.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12VLAD: I will return tomorrow.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Do not let the bugs bite.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22JACK: Laters.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26What have you been eating? Your breath is ghastly.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Seafood pizza and garlic bread. Garlic?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- DOOR SLAMS - He's a bit intense.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- As long as he gets me dancing, I do not care.- What else might he be?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Weird cane, pale skin, doesn't like garlic.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Your dance teacher's a vampire! GASP
0:08:49 > 0:08:51LAUGH
0:08:51 > 0:08:56- What was I saying about fantasy and reality?- Vampires aren't real, Jack.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Next you'll say the Easter bunny isn't real.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03One more matter to discuss
0:09:03 > 0:09:08before we end this meeting of the council of myths and legends.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- Easter Bunny.- That's my name.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Myself, Mother Earth and Jack Frost, we've been thinking and...
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- We just don't get you. - What do you mean?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23You're a giant rabbit who leaves chocolate eggs.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28- It's just a bit random.- I'm random? What about the tooth fairy?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32The tooth fairy provides a worthwhile service.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35So do I. Who doesn't love chocolate eggs?
0:09:35 > 0:09:41We were thinking, it might make more sense if you delivered carrots.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Who'll look forward to Easter if they get carrots?- Just saying.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48It's like Percy the pancake penguin.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Pancake Day was great till you got rid of him.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- He'd vomit pancake mix through letter boxes!- OK.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58How about I leave...
0:09:58 > 0:10:01chocolate carrots?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04All in favour?
0:10:12 > 0:10:17Vampire myths are all tied to eastern European folk tales.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Vampires as dance teachers?- Dance teachers who hold lessons at night?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Creatures who disintegrate in sunlight, drink blood
0:10:26 > 0:10:30and are only killed by a stake through the heart can't exist.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34We'll go over Operation Flea Bite when you stay tomorrow.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Am I coming to stay? Wicked! - What are you up to?
0:10:38 > 0:10:43Revenge, Dani. I don't expect your feeble brain to understand.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44DING DONG
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- The postman's been. - It's eight o'clock at night.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- AS VLAD:- Maybe it wasn't from postman.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54"Please take good care."
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Puppies!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- Kittens, Ben.- Kittens!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- They're so cute! - JACK: Hello kitty witty.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12People become irrational around small furry things.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Wonder who left them. - It's up to us to give them a home.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Hang on.- I- found them...
0:11:19 > 0:11:22You'd just be mean to them.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26The well-being of these animals is foremost in my mind.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Come along, kittens. Come with Daddy.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Help him with his most diabolical scheme yet!
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- I've got a bad feeling about this. - So do I.
0:11:38 > 0:11:44You'll be remembered for your part in the destruction of chess club.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46You're going to need names.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I've got it!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51I shall call you...
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Killer!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Smasher!
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Shredder!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Punch Monkey!
0:11:59 > 0:12:03And Bogey Bum!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05THUNDER CLAPS
0:12:05 > 0:12:08A-ha-ha-ha!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:12:11 > 0:12:12A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Good film... - PHONE RINGS
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Hello?
0:12:19 > 0:12:24Hey, guys. Mum and Dad said Max can keep the kittens.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29I've only got today and tonight to learn the dance routines.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Or I'm for the chop. - DING DONG
0:12:35 > 0:12:39I've decided to become a famous vampire slayer!
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Like Buffy or Abraham van Helsing.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48- Arch enemy of Dracula!- Dracula, the vampire who didn't exist?
0:12:48 > 0:12:53My deeds shall become legends, my name echoing throughout the ages.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57DJ Jack Von Helsing Von Buffy McBlane.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- Vampire slayer. - You're not going to slay anyone.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Especially not my dance teacher.
0:13:04 > 0:13:10That was Jack's mum on the phone. He left babbling on about slaying...
0:13:11 > 0:13:16- You've got to be kidding me. - Look good in leather, don't I?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Max, I'm here!
0:13:22 > 0:13:27Ben, I've just been feeding the babies some special cat milk.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32- What do you think?- You don't want to know what I'm thinking.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36I can feed them like a proper mummy cat.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Miaow!
0:13:38 > 0:13:43- I never knew you were such an animal lover.- Me? Pah!
0:13:43 > 0:13:48Killer, Smasher, Shredder, Punch Monkey and Bogey Bum need their strength.
0:13:48 > 0:13:53I'm going to infest them with fleas then leave them outside chess club.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56What happened to the ventilation system?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59You saw how people react to kittens.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04Those chess club squibs will do the same. Then, bam!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08They'll be scratching like mad.
0:14:08 > 0:14:13Prepare to be infested, felines.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16GENTLE MEWING
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- What's wrong? - I don't think I can do it.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Why not?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31I look the kittens in the eye and something snaps inside me.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Ben, I think...
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I'm becoming nice.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43Right, I've got my garlic, my holy water pistol.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Where did you get this stuff? - Same place as this.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Vampire Hunting For Dummies?
0:14:49 > 0:14:53You can't slay people because you think they're a vampire.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Or shoot someone with a silver bullet cos they've got a mono-brow!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00You're jealous cos I look so cool.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05It's not a bad idea if you're here when my teacher comes.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Vampire or not, he's still a bit... Emo.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12We'll stay. It's what friends are for.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Just keep hidden. Vlad can't know you're here.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Last night, I dreamed I gave Dani a birthday present.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Not a joke one. A proper birthday present.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25What a nightmare, Max.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29The kittens have been sucking the badness out of me.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I thought it was milk.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35It's like my head is full of buttercups.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37And...pixie music!
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Perhaps we should play Planet Of The Chainsaws.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47It might bring you to your senses.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51I'm not playing those nasty violent games any more.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53BOTH: Aaargh!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Humans act strangely around young of other species.
0:15:58 > 0:16:04- It's not doing anything for me. - Indeed. It's making me feel ill.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06The most hideous creatures I've seen.
0:16:06 > 0:16:12Switch it off before it can weave its hypnotic spell.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Oh. Actually...
0:16:14 > 0:16:19- Now that I look in its big soppy eyes...- Don't fall for it.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22That's what the beast wants.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- Can we get a kitten, coordinator? Please?- Certainly not.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Have you seen what kittens grow into?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- You're ready for a lesson? - Never been readier.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46This is your final chance to learn the dance.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Nothing's going to mess this up.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00TUMMY RUMBLES
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Excuse the rumblings. I haven't had a bite all day.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06That's my cue!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Glug on this, fang-face!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Jack!
0:17:14 > 0:17:19What? What are you doing, boy? I'm dripping!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21What part of "stay hidden" didn't you understand?
0:17:21 > 0:17:26He hasn't had a bite all day. Why did you squirt me?
0:17:26 > 0:17:31- The water isn't burning? - Of course it's not burning him.
0:17:31 > 0:17:36Yeah, um... The reason I squirted you was because...
0:17:36 > 0:17:39It's, er...April Fool's Day!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- It's not April Fool's Day. - It is, somewhere in the world.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46- No it isn't, Jack. - All right, truth is...
0:17:46 > 0:17:49I thought you were a...vampire.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Hilarious...
0:17:53 > 0:17:58I shall tell the producers you're not serious about being in the show.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02I am. I'm sorry. I'll learn the moves, I promise.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06You have humiliated me. You have made me all...
0:18:06 > 0:18:09watery, and you're going to regret it.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Wait. No. It wasn't...
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Dani, I'm so sorry.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23Have you any idea how long I've been dreaming about being in that show?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Oh, I wish I had a real pony,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33rather than this dusty old toy.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- NEIGHING - Who are you?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39NEIGHS
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I am the Pony King!
0:18:42 > 0:18:48I appeared when you stroked your magic pony, where I've been trapped for eons.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Wow! Are you going to grant me three wishes, Pony King?
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Why would you assume that? - Because of the whole genie thing.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I'm the Pony King, not a genie.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01You appeared like a genie.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Hello? Do genies live in toy ponies?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Uh-uh. I don't think so.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11What kind of half-witted dumb imbecile...?
0:19:11 > 0:19:16- Let me out! Let me out! - When, oh when, will I get my pony?
0:19:16 > 0:19:20# Oh, when will I get my pony?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22# Oh, where is my pon... #
0:19:22 > 0:19:27- I was trying to help.- Trying to help yourself become a vampire hunter.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30It's all about you and your stupid legacy.
0:19:30 > 0:19:36- I don't want Dani to be attacked by a vampire.- Just go home, Jack.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38ALL: Aarrgghh!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- It's a bat! - I told you he's a vampire!
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Do you still believe he isn't a vampire?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54OK. I believe you.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58My dance teacher's a vampire. He bit me on the nose. Peachy(!)
0:19:58 > 0:20:04- Look on the bright side. He didn't bite you on the...- Shut up, Jack!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07The dark is nothing to be frightened of.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10There aren't monsters in the dark.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Probably.- It's OK, Max.
0:20:12 > 0:20:17- I'm here for you.- I'm scared, Ben. I'm never usually scared.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20The dark is usually frightened of me.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24I'm frightened I'll never get the old Max back.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Max, are you holding my hand?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Maybe a little.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34CLAP OF THUNDER
0:20:34 > 0:20:39There are 16 species of bat in Britain. None suck blood.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- But it bit me on my nose. - Are you sure it bit you?
0:20:43 > 0:20:48- I've got vampir-itis!- Or rabies, and that's not very likely.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Keep an eye on her. She could change at any time.
0:20:51 > 0:20:56I can't become a vampire. I look terrible in black.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01We have to kill the vampire that bit you to stop the bloodline!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03ALL: Aarrgghh!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Thank goodness. The power's back.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Now you, me and the kittens
0:21:11 > 0:21:15can watch this DVD of nature's 100 prettiest rainbows.
0:21:15 > 0:21:21Max, let's do something fun, plan something terrible for Dani.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23I have responsibilities now.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26What would the kittens think?
0:21:30 > 0:21:35To catch a vampire, you need to think like a vampire.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Wait long enough and that won't be a problem for me.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Eternal life must be exciting. What an opportunity!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51So, what shall we do tonight?
0:21:51 > 0:21:56- Find someone to bite. - That's what we do every night.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01- So? We're vampires!- Fine. We'll bite someone. I'll brush my teeth.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Anyone for chocolate carrots?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15No? My mistake.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Here, vampy vampy vampy!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Here, boy. WHISTLES
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Ssh! What are you doing? - Trying to lure him out of hiding.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32ALL: Aaarrgghh!
0:22:36 > 0:22:40- Dani, something's happened to Max. - Bitten?- Did the vampire get him?
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Vampire? - You don't believe in vampires.
0:22:44 > 0:22:49I still don't want some leathery thing flapping in my face.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Listen, Max, there's no easy way of saying this.
0:22:53 > 0:22:58- My dance teacher's a vampire. - SCREAMS
0:22:58 > 0:23:03Ever since the kittens turned up, he's become all weird and nice.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- The old Max would catch a vampire. - I'm not going out there.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12EVERYONE: Aarrgghh!
0:23:21 > 0:23:25- Did he follow us?- I don't think so.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31We can trap it under a big glass, slide paper underneath.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34It's not a spider.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Use this.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Do your thing, Buffy.
0:23:57 > 0:24:02- Yes! I got it! - Now what do we do with it?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04DING DONG EVERYONE: Aarrgghh!
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Maybe Mumsy and Dadsy forgot their keys.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Mumsy and Dadsy?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21CREAK
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- EVERYONE: Aaarrrggghhh! - Don't bite me.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- Bite Ben. He tastes like Gummy Bears.- That's more like Max!
0:24:28 > 0:24:31I believe I left my hat here.
0:24:33 > 0:24:38- What have we got under the hat? - It must be vampire trickery.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Or it could be a bat, like I've said all along.
0:24:41 > 0:24:46- Apart from when you were screaming! - You all right, Dani?- No.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I'm really itchy.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Dani!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52You've got it!
0:24:52 > 0:24:57- That is the dance!- You mean it? - Do that tomorrow night!
0:24:57 > 0:25:01The audience will love you! I must tell the producers.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06- You're not cross with me any more? - Maybe I was a little hasty.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Ah.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Ooh! What is it?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17What is moving in my hat?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22There was a bat...in my hat.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Is this meant to be funny?- No.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32I shall tell all of Theatreland of your unprofessionalism.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37You will never dance in this town again!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- MIAOW - What is that?
0:25:44 > 0:25:48- What's on my face? - The kitten chucked up a hairball.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Get away from me!
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Get these disgusting things as far away as possible!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I don't want to look after them.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Yes. He's back.
0:26:05 > 0:26:10By the way, what did you do with that box of vampire kittens?
0:26:10 > 0:26:14I left them on the doorstep, just like you asked.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18BOTH: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22There'll be other chances.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27It's a good job I value you more than seeing my name in lights.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Jack, you still planning to make your name as a vampire hunter?
0:26:31 > 0:26:35Stuff the legacy. It's about the here and...
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Ow! - Don't you mean "here and now"?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41This kitten's biting my neck! Ow!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56So another fine show comes to a close.
0:26:56 > 0:27:02- If only Dani's House could go on for ever.- We'd never leave the ship.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07When would we find time to work out and enjoy a good book?
0:27:07 > 0:27:12When do we ever do that? All we do is sit watching Earth television.
0:27:12 > 0:27:17Have you considered that we might be wasting our lives
0:27:17 > 0:27:20by doing nothing but watch TV?
0:27:21 > 0:27:25BOTH LAUGH
0:27:25 > 0:27:28That was a good one!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Anyone for chocolate carrots?
0:27:41 > 0:27:47# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:47 > 0:27:50# Let's lift these chains Let's rock this wave
0:27:50 > 0:27:54# Right out to sea... #
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# ..I will be breaking free. #