0:00:03 > 0:00:09- Pizza's here, Co-ordinator Zang! - About time! It's five days late.
0:00:09 > 0:00:14It did come rather a long way. I heated it up on our engines.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- Aaah!- What's the matter?
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Oh!- Is it a film or a book?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23One word. Two syllables.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Oh...clothing?
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Wear? Wear. Second syllable.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Tears! Tears. Wear...tear.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Oh, water! The water fountain's just there.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46I may have used the last of it cleaning the wax out of my ears.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oh, Dani's House is on.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Hi! My name's Dani and this is my fantastic...
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Best friend Jack! - Where was I?
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- You're Dani. I'm best friend Sam. - This is my fantastic new...
0:01:07 > 0:01:12- Max!- I'm her brother and it's... Ben?- What? Oh, it's OUR show!
0:01:12 > 0:01:18Can you just zip it?! My name's Dani and this is my fantastic...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I give up.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25This isn't your show!
0:01:26 > 0:01:31Hey, guys, you are just in time. I'm starring in a TV ad.
0:01:31 > 0:01:3330 seconds to the world premiere!
0:01:33 > 0:01:38- We haven't missed it, have we? - Any minute now.- Our friend on TV!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Ow! Careful. I bruise like a peach.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- What Jack meant to say was we're very proud of you!- That, too.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50Oh, guys. Oh, look! It's on! It's on! It's me!
0:01:52 > 0:01:57Are you tired of the same old food things?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Bored of limp, tasteless sandwiches?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Do you want to put the knack back in your snacking?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Try new Noodle Puffs -
0:02:08 > 0:02:12the new snack that's one part dust and four parts awesome!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15They're noodle-doo-dandy!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Noodle Puffs are available in these great flavours - Cheesy Weasel,
0:02:19 > 0:02:24Lemon Bonbon, Mystery Meat and new Medicated Cough Syrup!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28They're cock-a-noodle-doo!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Noodle Puffs - now with extra sea cheese!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35May lead to loss of eyebrows and sticky scalp syndrome.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- So, what do you think?- I think I needs me some Noodle Puffs.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Mmm. Cheesy Weasel.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Sam?- Mm.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47All you can say is "Mm"?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I'm...pleased you got the job.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Lots of actors started their career by doing TV commercials.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59Oh, is that the time? Best be off. See you soon.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01She wasn't wearing a watch.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Cock-a-noodle-doo!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07What is it? Talk to me.
0:03:08 > 0:03:14Noodle Puffs are really unhealthy. And that was for a young audience.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oi! My Noodle Puffs!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21These things are full of saturated fat, salt, 22 different chemicals
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- and something called sea cheese. - Made from the milk of a sea cow.
0:03:25 > 0:03:30- Sea cows are endangered.- How do you know about sea cheese?- I love these.
0:03:30 > 0:03:36- I know everything about them.- And you still eat them with the dugong milk?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Sea cow milk.- Sea cows are dugongs.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44- You're a dugong. - Dani, darling...- Oh, Helen! Hi!
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- I've got something for you.- A pony? - Better than a pony.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51It's a load of Noodle Puffs!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Looks like you guys love Noodle Puffs almost as much as I love them.
0:04:01 > 0:04:07It's what we're eating...to find the golden tickets to win the prizes.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Oh, yeah! - What's this about prizes?
0:04:11 > 0:04:17There are golden tickets in special packs. You can win from a key ring
0:04:17 > 0:04:22to a tour of the distribution plant to your own bouncy castle.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Wow! I love distribution plants.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Look! They're giving away the most advanced DJ rig ever devised!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32It's worth nearly six grand! I'd better get stuck in!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Careful - eat too fast and you'll get indigestion and explode.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39That's a risk I'm prepared to take.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Who's your friend?- This is Sam.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- You're Noodle Puff's Delivery woman. - Helen Cranny.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Nook and Cranny Marketing. I cast Dani in the Noodle Puffs campaign.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57You promote an unhealthy lifestyle and exploit an endangered species.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02- And you look like a frump. - Helen, I was going to call you.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07- I don't want to do any more Noodle Puff ads.- But it was a smash.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- It was?- We have got big plans to expand the campaign
0:05:11 > 0:05:14making you the face of Noodle Puffs.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Pretty soon, everyone is going to know your name.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Let's talk terms.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I do not look frumpy!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29This...is the very last one.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I don't think I can manage it. Hic!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Max?- No more...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Ben?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43OK, I think I've got a little bit of room left
0:05:43 > 0:05:46in my upper gastro-intestinal tract.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Ohh...
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- It's a golden ticket!- Is that good?
0:05:58 > 0:06:03- You've won something! - The distribution plant tour!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Oh! What's the Mix Guru Four Billion?
0:06:08 > 0:06:13What?! You won the Mix Guru?! That was meant to be my box!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Ohhh, no more...
0:06:20 > 0:06:26Observe out marketing targets, here, here and here.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- Stage One - Noodle Puffs launches... - 'This is so boring!
0:06:31 > 0:06:35'I wish she was talking about something else. Like submarines.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39'Or motorbikes. Way more interesting. Vroom! Vroom!
0:06:39 > 0:06:44'Look at me, I'm riding on a motorbike. Neeeow!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48'How did that cat get on the bike? Meeeow!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- 'Meeeow! Meeeow!'- Dani?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Dani!- Caterbikes. ..Motorbikes!
0:06:56 > 0:07:01- What?- Cats on motorbikes. - What about them?- They're cool.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06- In their little leather jackets. - Maybe you could ride a motorbike
0:07:06 > 0:07:11in the advert. You could jump it over a swimming pool
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- filled with Noodle Puff-eating sharks.- That would be amazing!
0:07:15 > 0:07:19I've always wanted to do my own stunts. Check this out.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Ow! I think I twisted my ankle.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31This is the forthcoming product of Bath-Time Noodle Puffs.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Eat them or wash with them. Or wash with them and then eat them.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- The choice is yours. - I don't know about all this, Helen.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45I'm flattered that you want me, but I should focus on my music.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- We could use one of your songs.- Yes?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51It'll be shown in cinemas for months.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54People won't get it out of their heads.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59They'll be walking along and, "NO! It's that Dani song again!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- "Make it stop!" - I don't want them being sick of me.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08- Sick is just another word for love. - Glad I'm not your boyfriend.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Do we have a deal?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15You're not a DJ. What'll you do?
0:08:15 > 0:08:20I could turn it into a potter's wheel. I want to make a vase.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23In America, they pronounce it "vayse".
0:08:23 > 0:08:28That would be sacrilege! Like drawing a moustache on the Mona Lisa.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Or turning Big Ben digital.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I guess I could let you have it.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38If he wants that DJ rig so bad, he has to pay one of us for it.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43- I can't afford to buy it.- Then we're keeping it.- It's going to waste.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- If only I knew how to DJ. - I'll teach you!
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- You'd do that?- A great man needs an apprentice.- But why do you?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Ha. Funny guy(!)
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Are those...?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Are those noodles in your ears?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I may have overdone it.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Thank you, Dani.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Mr Nook will be over the Moon that you are our Noodle Puff girl.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- I thought you'd left. - Someone had to stop you.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Please don't give me the Riot Act!
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- You're selling your soul!- Who cares if Noodle Puffs are bad for you?
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Everything's bad if you eat too much. Salt, rat poison...
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Not everything uses milk of an endangered species.
0:09:40 > 0:09:46- But it could be good for my career. - Prof Brian Cox protects the dugong.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51He'd do whatever it took to further his understanding of the universe.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56That's not true! You take that back about my Brian.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Today you'll see some of the work we're doing with this -
0:10:02 > 0:10:05the Large Dugong Collider. Any questions?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Professor, hi.- Hello.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Hi.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15- Sorry. Did you say Large Dugong Collider?- That's right.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19I thought it was the Large Hadron Collider, the particle accelerator.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23This is the world's largest dugong accelerator.
0:10:23 > 0:10:29With this we can accelerate dugongs to almost the speed of light.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Why?- So we can smash them together!
0:10:33 > 0:10:38Bang! Because we think if we collide dugongs together,
0:10:38 > 0:10:42we can get an almost infinite supply of sea cheese.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Sea cheese - yummy, yummy.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Come on.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Oh, Brian, I thought you were so different.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56BEATBOX SOUNDS
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Ow!
0:11:09 > 0:11:13To play the turntables, you must become a turntable.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Yes, my master. Become a turntable.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Set your brain to 45 revs per minute.
0:11:19 > 0:11:2145rpm.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25You must tune into your heartbeat and play it like a bass line.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- What utter guff!- Answer me, Ben.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- What do turntables do? - They turn, my master.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38You're a natural, my young apprentice. Now...
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Become a turntable.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45I am a turntable! I am a turntable! I am Mr Spinny!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47For pity's sake!
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin...!
0:11:51 > 0:11:57- #- Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- #- Let's lift these chains Let's rock this wave
0:12:01 > 0:12:05- #- Right out to sea...- #
0:12:05 > 0:12:08That's great, Dani. Lovely song.
0:12:08 > 0:12:14But I can't help noticing that you weren't singing about Noodle Puffs.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- The song's not about them.- Fair dos.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Well, here are the new words to sing.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- You changed my lyrics? - The advert is about Noodle Puffs.
0:12:24 > 0:12:30It isn't appropriate to sing about breaking free and rocking waves.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Dani... Excuse me.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38You can't do this.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43You'll forever be associated with bad health and exploiting dugongs.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48- Is that what you want?- I'll give my fee to dugong conservation. Happy?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- But think of your career.- I am!
0:12:51 > 0:12:56Remember the Barley Crunch bear? He was a serious actor before that.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00And then I said to Sir Ian,
0:13:00 > 0:13:05"Darling, that is not how you play a wizard."
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Of course, everyone knows you best
0:13:08 > 0:13:13as the face of popular breakfast cereal Barley Crunch.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18That was a very long time ago. I'd like to focus on my current project.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23- A one-bear version of Romeo and... - What was your catchphrase?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- I'd rather not dwell on the past. - Your audience would like to hear it.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Wouldn't you, audience? - APPLAUSE
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- So how about it?- Somebody's been stealing my Barley Crunch.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38APPLAUSE There, I said it.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42"Somebody stole my Barley Crunch!"
0:13:42 > 0:13:47That's not right. It's somebody's been stealing my...
0:13:47 > 0:13:51APPLAUSE Stop laughing!
0:13:51 > 0:13:56- I'm a serious actor! - "Somebody stole my Barley Crunch!"
0:13:57 > 0:14:00You're still getting it wrong!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Stop laughing at me! AAAARGH!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05SCREAMS
0:14:05 > 0:14:10It's too late. I signed the contracts. We film this afternoon.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Fine. If you won't stop it, maybe I will.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Sam...! - What's wrong with frumpy knickers?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- I heard that!- Zing, zing, zing!
0:14:23 > 0:14:28- Repeat after me. That's straight blazin'!- That is straight blazing!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- I got the crazy bones! - I've got some crazy bones!
0:14:32 > 0:14:38- Feel the satisfaction! - Feel the satisthingy...in the room!
0:14:38 > 0:14:43I'm dropping the beats with a big shout-out to all the honeys!
0:14:43 > 0:14:48I'm Ben, something about beating up a pot of honey!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52And the whooping and hooping and the...sha-la-la-la-la!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- #- Sha-la-la-la-la!- # It needs work.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Please, Universe, give me some fun.
0:14:58 > 0:15:05Jack, we need to do something about Dani. You going to help me?
0:15:05 > 0:15:10Sorry. Got my hands full teaching Ben to be a slamming club DJ, like me.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- You're serious?- My young apprentice and I have a long road ahead.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Is it the Yellow Brick Road?
0:15:19 > 0:15:25Sam, let me get this straight. You plan to disrupt Dani's career?
0:15:25 > 0:15:30- Just this once.- Maybe I could help. - Thanks. It's for the right reasons,
0:15:30 > 0:15:36- because Noodle Puffs are a menace. not to upset her.- Sam, Sam, Sam...
0:15:36 > 0:15:40I've eaten enough Noodle Puffs to know how bad they are.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44I'd like nothing more than for them to be stamped out.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Atchoo!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52That's what I'm talking about.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56This episode is making me hungry!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01What are you drawing?
0:16:01 > 0:16:06- An idea for a new invention to make me rich!- What is it?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08A device for seeing through walls.
0:16:08 > 0:16:13I've always wanted to see through walls. How does it work?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- Firstly, I get an amount of sand... - You appear to have invented
0:16:17 > 0:16:22- the window. - And that's been done before, has it?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Come here and watch the show.- OK.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Please, come in.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Em...OK.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39Welcome to my world of mystery and intrigue, Samantha.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Here's what I'm thinking. We stage a protest.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- We disrupt filming of Dani's next advert.- Disrupt it how?
0:16:56 > 0:17:01Placards, chanting, marching up and down, throwing paint.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06- Sounds a bit aggressive.- Do you want it to work?- Try passive protest.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09We can lay down and refuse to move.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Lay down? You want to protest by laying down?
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Why not?- Was Alexander the Great lying down when he conquered Persia?
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Did man fly to the Moon by laying down?
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Actually, yes. In the Apollo capsule the astronauts would lie...
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Think about the poor dugongs,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32being milked for their cheese.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Don't they deserve some dignity in their final years?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39They won't be their final years if someone stops this.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43And that someone is us. I can't do this alone, Sam.
0:17:44 > 0:17:50- Please.- And you're definitely doing this because you disagree with it?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Look - is this the face of a liar?
0:17:54 > 0:17:59Day Two, my young apprentice. You've come a long way.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03But you're not ready for a real turntable.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07However, this crude mock-up should allow you to practise.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13It would help if you weren't eating the buttons!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- The room's just down on the left!- >
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- No, no, no, the next left. - Sorry, mate.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Sorry, darlings.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28What's all this?!
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- What's going on?- Who are you? - Jack. Dani's friend.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Well, we're very busy, so if you could just leave us.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Hahahahaha!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Move!
0:18:49 > 0:18:54- OK, Dani? How are you feeling? - Ridiculous!- You look awesome.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- I wish I looked as good as you. - I'm like a giant Noodle Puff!
0:18:58 > 0:19:03You ARE a giant Noodle Puff! Nancy Noodle Puff, Noodle Puff queen.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08Couldn't we film this somewhere else? Where I can't be seen?
0:19:08 > 0:19:12When we show it, you'll be seen by millions!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Ben! Mix Guru. When does it arrive?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24This afternoon, here. My dad's scared of large packages.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27After Max sent him an anaconda.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32Well, we have just a few more hours to turn you into a DJ.
0:19:32 > 0:19:37When I'm done with you, you'll know how to mix, roll, dice, cut.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Even how to crab scratch. Stop eating the buttons!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46And the other one.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Faster! Faster!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Faster!
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- DOORBELL RINGS - Just in time - it's my Mix Guru!
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Action!- I am Nancy, Queen of the Noodle Puffs.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I welcome you to Noodle Land.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Come to me, my Noodle Puffs.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Noodle-ay-hee-hoo!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Ow! Don't throw them so hard!- Cut!
0:21:01 > 0:21:06- Cut, cut.- What did I do wrong? - Absolutely nothing.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11I just want you to be... I want you to try it a completely different way.
0:21:11 > 0:21:17- Focus on your motivation. - Motivation? I'm a giant Noodle Puff!
0:21:17 > 0:21:22Queen of Noodle Puffs. I need you to be about 10% more...
0:21:22 > 0:21:24..more regal.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Yes. Good. Another 2%?
0:21:28 > 0:21:33Better! Better, yes. Yes, you've almost got it.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36OK, from the top. Quiet, please!
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Dani has to be the focus of our protest.
0:21:40 > 0:21:46- I guess, but...- She's brought this upon herself. No one can blame us.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49The Mix Guru Four Billion.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Precision.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Diamond-cut engineering.
0:21:54 > 0:21:583,000 watts of crisp audio quality.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Even before it's powered up you can feel the power within.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09The beats just...straining to be unleashed.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14I need it! I want it! Please, give it to me, Ben! It's wasted on you!
0:22:14 > 0:22:19- You heard what Max said. I can't. - Then let me win it off you.
0:22:19 > 0:22:222 DJs, one set of turntables each.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I challenge you to a DJ face-off.
0:22:25 > 0:22:30- I don't want to take my face off! It's the only one I've got.- A duel!
0:22:30 > 0:22:35- We trade beats.- I've only just learnt how to DJ. I'm not ready.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Ben...you are the most naturally gifted DJ I've ever seen.
0:22:39 > 0:22:44If anyone can grind me into the dirt and humiliate me, it's you.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- OK, then.- I'll get properly set up.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I can't wait for what happens next.
0:22:50 > 0:22:56- #- Sometimes I feel like eating Noodle Puffs
0:22:56 > 0:23:01- #- Let's stuff our mouths Let's eat those noodles now
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- #- Noodle-noodie-ay-oh!- #
0:23:05 > 0:23:09This campaign is going to make me a fortune.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19On the count of three.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21One.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Two.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Three.
0:23:48 > 0:23:56- #- Cheesy Weasel, Boiled Crab Lemon Bonbon Noodles are fu-un
0:23:56 > 0:24:01- #- Mystery Meat, what a treat...- # CUT! Cut, cut, cut!
0:24:01 > 0:24:05- MUSIC BEATS What IS that?!- Very heavy footsteps?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- What happened?- Aha!
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Too bad, Ben. Oh, I guess that makes me the winner.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- Your Mix Guru wasn't up to the job. - But it's brand new!
0:24:23 > 0:24:29That's the thing with new DJ rigs. Not made as well as the old ones.
0:24:29 > 0:24:34- No!!- What is going on in here?! I'm trying to shoot a commercial!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- We're having a DJ face-off.- We were.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- You look nice, Dani.- Jack, do you have to do it now, in here?
0:24:41 > 0:24:46We're not doing it any more. Our decks have died.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49I feel like I've lost a friend.
0:24:49 > 0:24:55- Down with Noodle Puffs! - Protect the dugongs!
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- Down with Dani! - Did you just say, "Down with Dani"?
0:24:59 > 0:25:05No, definitely down with Noodle Puffs. Take that, Dani!
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- I mean, Noodle Puffs!- What?!- We're staging a Noodle Puffs protest.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Here, have a pamphlet.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19Do you know how much this delay is costing me? Throw these idiots out!
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- These idiots are my friends. - Some of us aren't idiots.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Or her friends. - And some are just happy to be here.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31If you want me to put Noodle Puffs first, forget it. I quit.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35- You can't quit.- Some things aren't worth selling out for.
0:25:35 > 0:25:41- So that's it?- If it's choose between my friends or Nancy Noodle Puff,
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- I choose them.- Cretin!
0:25:44 > 0:25:49- Now who am I going to get? - The name's Max.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Max! What about our protest? Your principles?
0:25:53 > 0:25:57- I guess I'm selling out. - Come with me.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02I can't believe he convinced you he was doing it for the right reasons.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- I'm glad you quit, though.- Me, too.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11- Noodle-noodle-ay-hee-oo! How much am I getting paid?- The same as Dani.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13ie Nothing.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18- Her earnings go to the Society for Preservation of the Dugong.- What?!
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Now get back into character. I've another 40 to shoot today.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28- This is priceless. - So who won the DJ face-off?
0:26:28 > 0:26:32We agreed it should be a draw. Ben's helping me rebuild my decks.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36And my DJ days are over. I've turned what's left into a shrubbery.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39THEY LAUGH
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Another fine episode!- I've got it!
0:26:50 > 0:26:53This product will make my fortune!
0:26:53 > 0:26:57- Let's see it.- Imagine standing on one side of a solid wall
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- and you want to get to the other side.- OK.- What'll you do?
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- Climb over it.- Too high. - Burrow underneath.- It's concrete.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Smash through it?- It's solid brick.
0:27:09 > 0:27:14- Have you invented something to allow me to walk through brick?- I have!
0:27:14 > 0:27:19The Co-ordinator Zack Wall-o-tron 3000!
0:27:19 > 0:27:24- That's a door.- And I suppose that's already been done as well(?)
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Yes!
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