Weird Wednesday

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0:00:01 > 0:00:05What shall we start with? Pizza? Popcorn?

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Should you really be eating these unhealthy snacks?

0:00:08 > 0:00:12- I don't see why not. - Too much of it can be bad for you.

0:00:12 > 0:00:16Know what else can be bad for you? Nagging.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20I'm just saying maybe you could replace some of it

0:00:20 > 0:00:25with something that contains less salt, fat, sugar, E100, E110...

0:00:25 > 0:00:29E-nough! For your information,

0:00:29 > 0:00:32I am the peak of physical fitness.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Watch me touch my toes.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Aaah!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Look. I'm touching them.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47See?

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Hi! My name's Dani and this is my fantastic...

0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Best friend Jack!- Where was I?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58You're Dani. I'm best friend Sam.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01This is my fantastic new...

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Max!- I'm her brother. And it's... Ben?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07It's OUR show!

0:01:07 > 0:01:12Can you just zip it?! My name is Dani and this is my fantastic...

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- THEY ALL SHOUT - I give up.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23- Aaargh!- Jack! It is not a toy!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Jack!- Hello!- Stop!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Dani, the webcam's all set up.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38In the future, all robots will choose Le Demain.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- What do you think?- Terrifying. - Terrifying?!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44It's a perfume commercial!

0:01:44 > 0:01:49- I felt you were a tad robotic. - I'm playing a robot!

0:01:49 > 0:01:54- Why do robots have perfume? - Le Demain is The Tomorrow in French.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Sam helped me make the costume. - Show him the lights!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Woo! Flashing!

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Actually, these are really hot. - Let me adjust those.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Ah! Actually, they're fine now.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Is it unusual to audition by webcam? - The director's in Los Angeles.

0:02:13 > 0:02:19- If I get the part, they'll fly me to Hollywood!- Wow. Do ads get Oscars?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22No, but I give punches for sarcasm.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Now let's take it from the top.

0:02:27 > 0:02:32Le Demain. The scent of the future.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Whee!

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Behold. The International Chess Fest Cup.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Win today's final and it's mine.

0:02:40 > 0:02:46You're up against Viktor Viktorius, Russia's greatest chess machine!

0:02:46 > 0:02:50- Indeed I am.- Aren't you nervous? - Of course, Ben.

0:02:50 > 0:02:56- Viktor eats, breathes and dreams chess.- So how will you beat him?

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Same strategy as the heats. - You're going to cheat?!

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- You could get banned! - It's only cheating if I get caught.

0:03:04 > 0:03:09I've studied every game Viktor's played. I know every move he makes.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14- That's hundreds of games. How will you remember it?- I won't have to.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17I've invented this.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21The duffel coat's been invented. I own several myself.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24The lining has a chess computer.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28And the screen is concealed within the sleeve. See?

0:03:28 > 0:03:33- I do see.- I'll input the data wirelessly from my laptop.

0:03:33 > 0:03:40Viktor Viktorius will be Viktor Disastrous! Wirelessly streaming now.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Is that meant to happen? - Of course not.

0:03:44 > 0:03:50- Make it work, Sam, please.- I'm trying, but it's ground to a halt.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Someone's moving masses of data over the network.- Who?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Who do you think?

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Here we go again.- World War Three. - Think they'll ever stop fighting?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Today is a historic day.

0:04:07 > 0:04:13Our great nations of Danitopia and the Republic of Maxiland

0:04:13 > 0:04:17have been at war for generations.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19But today we shall sign this treaty,

0:04:19 > 0:04:25- finally bringing an end to the most terrible of conflicts.- Indeed.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Bring us the pen of peace.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31FEEBLE FANFARE

0:04:34 > 0:04:36TOOT!

0:04:44 > 0:04:48- A problem, Queen Dani? - The pen isn't working.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53- Typical weak-wristed Danitopian incompetence.- What did you say?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Just give it here.- Hands off, you moronic Maxilandian!

0:05:00 > 0:05:05- That does it!- You know what this means?- I know exactly what it means!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07BOTH: It's war!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10FEEBLE TOOT

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Whatever you're doing, stop it!

0:05:17 > 0:05:23AAH! An evil robot from the future! Please don't disintegrate me!

0:05:23 > 0:05:28- I have so much to offer!- Ben, it's me.- Don't bother knocking(!)

0:05:28 > 0:05:33- Get off the wifi. It's important. - Nothing you ever do is important.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38- There are things living up Ben's nose that are more important.- There are?

0:05:38 > 0:05:43- Right. - How dare you touch my computer!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'll do worse than that.

0:05:53 > 0:05:59- Stop! Please, stop! - You asked for this!- Aargh!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Take that!- And that!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05They're really going for it.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Maybe we should do something.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Worm!- Witch!- Weasel!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Enough! - We're sick of you two fighting!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17It's horrible to listen to.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22You are a pair of wimps! Ben doesn't care if we're fighting.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Ohhh...

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Sorry, Max, but I'm with Sam and Jack on this.

0:06:30 > 0:06:35- Our fighting's not that bad. - Not that bad?

0:06:35 > 0:06:39- We've lost count of the times! - He's always winding me up!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41You always annoy me, too!

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- I'm the responsible one.- Bossy! - You were asking for it.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Was not!- Was too!- At it again?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Wasn't!- Was!- Stop! Make them stop!

0:06:51 > 0:06:56Right. It's decided. Max and Dani will swap places for the day.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00- What?- Maybe you'll see the other point of view.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Wait!- We didn't agree to that.

0:07:02 > 0:07:08If you don't do this, maybe we all have to reconsider our friendship.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14What they said.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19So this is what it's like to be Dani.

0:07:19 > 0:07:24Wait - there's something missing. What is it? Oh, yes.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27I remember. Wah wah wah!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29I'm Dani! I think I'm great!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Look at me, everyone!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I'm a big, stinking, show-off actor!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Fetch me a cherryade, thingie.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42First rule of being Dani - she doesn't order her friends around.

0:07:42 > 0:07:47- She orders me around.- She doesn't like you.- Ben would get me one.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49And he'd give me a head massage.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54You're terrible friends. This will be harder than I thought.

0:07:54 > 0:08:00You've got an audition to prepare for. Lines to learn, dance steps.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03And a costume fitting.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08We have to adjust the robot suit so they don't know it's not Dani.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Plenty of time for that later.

0:08:10 > 0:08:15- Come on!- Hey! You wanted me to live like Dani. Treat me well or I quit.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

0:08:19 > 0:08:24- Well, we could watch a DVD. - A short one.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28OK, Attack of the Killer Sloths or Killer Sloths v Dolphins from Space.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32We'll watch what the majority of us want to watch.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37Actually, I slightly love Attack of the Killer Sloths.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Killer Sloths it is.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Would you like a head massage, Dani? - Em, no, you're fine.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50We could do something else. What do you and Max get up to?

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Max was getting ready for the chess tournament.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Plenty of time for that later. - But I need to show you his plan.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Perhaps we can tell them that Max is short for Maxine?

0:09:02 > 0:09:07I want to know what it's like to be my brother. What's an average day?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Usually we start with video games.

0:09:10 > 0:09:16Let's do that, then. What have you got? ..Super Sister Smasher?

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- What's this like? - You play a plucky younger brother

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- who disintegrates his sister. Max's favourite.- Can't imagine why(!)

0:09:26 > 0:09:30So what else do you get up to? ..AAAAAAH!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34We like finding new ways to annoy you and your friends.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Let's do that, then.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40MONSTERS ROAR ON TV

0:09:40 > 0:09:44This movie is so stupid.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46You're not scared, are you?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48No! No.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Just bored.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Waah!- Waah!

0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Dani, that is not funny! - I nearly had an accident then.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02- What are you doing?!- Being you!

0:10:09 > 0:10:14- Sir, the Danitopians are advancing! - To the war map!

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Right. Our forces are aligned along this ridge here.

0:10:18 > 0:10:23If we advance to this point, then flank them, we'd have the advantage.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28- Interesting strategy. May I suggest another approach.- You're my advisor.

0:10:28 > 0:10:33Instead, move this unit to here and this unit to here.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35And this to here.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39And then... Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

0:10:39 > 0:10:44And this horsey could gallop over here. Neigh! Ch-choom! Ch-choom!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47It's the horsey from hell! Boom!

0:10:47 > 0:10:52And this dinosaur could appear and eat everyone. Roar!

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Aaargh! Roar!

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh...argh.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Or we could just do what you said.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- That was too funny.- You're awesome. - I am. Say it again.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Don't you ever knock?

0:11:18 > 0:11:23Leave me and my friends alone! We're just trying to watch our movie.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Oh, no. That's something YOU would say!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Get out of my room, stinkweed.

0:11:30 > 0:11:35- That's great, Ben. What next? - We've had fun with this helicopter.

0:11:35 > 0:11:40There's a camera in the nose. We can watch a live video feed.

0:11:40 > 0:11:45- Show me how it works. - OK, here you go.

0:11:49 > 0:11:54Wow, this is so cool! Look at it! Look at it!

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Ben, duck!- Oh!

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oops.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07What shall we watch next?

0:12:07 > 0:12:14- ..which is why she totally sucks. - What's that you're writing?

0:12:14 > 0:12:18A diary. I finally know why Dani keeps one of these.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21It's helping me let off some steam.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Max, I've got some bad news.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28- I kind of sort of broke your helicopter.- No!

0:12:28 > 0:12:31This cost a fortune!

0:12:31 > 0:12:36- You trashed my amplifier.- You should be preparing for the chess final!

0:12:36 > 0:12:39And what's this? A DVD party?

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Ruin my audition and your life won't be worth living.

0:12:43 > 0:12:48And you'd better win that trophy. Did you show her my plan to cheat?

0:12:48 > 0:12:52I tried to, but she was having fun crashing your helicopter.

0:12:54 > 0:12:59So you were going to cheat? Typical! I won't sink to your level.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04- I'll win Chess Fest the proper way. - But you have to cheat!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07You're the worst chess player ever!

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Win or I'll ruin your audition.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14Ruin it and I'll embarrass you at Chess Fest.

0:13:14 > 0:13:19- Is that checkmate or stalemate? - Either way, you have work to do.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26- What about this one? - Oh, don't tell me. I'll remember.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- It's the pony.- The knight.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Why couldn't Max enter a singing contest?- We both know why, Dani.

0:13:33 > 0:13:38Fair point. Max's singing voice does sound like a rusty old foghorn.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47FOGHORN BLOWS

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- I'm just glad he won't sing at my audition.- The final's at four.

0:13:57 > 0:14:03You'll never be a grandmaster by then. Cheat. It's what Max would do.

0:14:03 > 0:14:08Exactly. No cheating. I'll be a better Max than Max has ever been.

0:14:08 > 0:14:13You're up against this guy. One of the greatest players in the world.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16We don't stand a chance.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Show me how it works.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Why do I have to wear this? My sister sweated in it.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I don't want dirty girlie sweat.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Wear the outfit or they'll know you're not Dani.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- You're a perfume-loving robot. - Takes one to know one.- Pardon?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Ow!

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Here are your lines.

0:14:43 > 0:14:48"I may have a heart of pure silicone, but even I like to smell good."

0:14:48 > 0:14:53What's a robot got to do with perfume?! It's stupid.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55You have to forget all of that.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59How long is this commercial? There are tons of words here!

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Why don't we start by teaching you the dance steps?

0:15:03 > 0:15:08That's my department. Just leave it to Dr Rhythm. OK?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Stand like this.- Get off me!

0:15:10 > 0:15:14Or Dr Rhythm will be sued for medical malpractice!

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Left foot.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Right foot.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Wiggle those hips...and spin!

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Aaargh!

0:15:25 > 0:15:30Put your arms by your side and stretch. And stretch.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34One, two, three and stretch. And kick to the left.

0:15:34 > 0:15:39And kick to the right. Let's really pick up the pace.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44- One, two, three, swing those arms. Now lick those ears.- What?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Lick your ears.

0:15:48 > 0:15:54Now wiggle your hips. Faster. And faster and faster.

0:15:54 > 0:15:59I want to see those hips blurring. Faster! And...relax.

0:15:59 > 0:16:04Now that we've finished the warm-up, let's move on to our main routine.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06No-o-o!

0:16:06 > 0:16:09No pain, no gain.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12One, two, three. One, two, three.

0:16:17 > 0:16:22Is it on? Is this thing on? Can somebody tell me if it's on?

0:16:22 > 0:16:28- It is.- My coffee tastes like someone died in it!- Hello, Mr Director!

0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Dani?- I'm Dani's friend. - Good for you.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Would you get out of my shot? I need to see Dani.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42SQUEAKY: Hello! I'm Dani!

0:16:42 > 0:16:46- You? - Er...is there some problem?

0:16:46 > 0:16:51You're really not what I expected. What's with the scary robot costume?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54It's not meant to be scary.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Who's that? Who's talking now?

0:16:57 > 0:17:01- My other "friend".- Please,

0:17:01 > 0:17:06tell them to keep their sweet traps yap-free. Let's see what you got.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09And...action!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13SQUEAKY: I may have a heart of pure silicone,

0:17:13 > 0:17:17but even I like to smell good.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- I need to take your coat.- What?

0:17:28 > 0:17:34- Security regulations in case of cheating.- But it's my lucky coat.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36I don't care. Hand it over.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51I'm in so much trouble.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54APPLAUSE

0:18:06 > 0:18:11So...I...I'm Max. It's short for Maxine.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I'm your opponent. Oh.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19No hello for me? OK, I just thought it would be nice to get to know...

0:18:19 > 0:18:24- You're my opponent. That is all I need to destroy you.- Excuse me.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Like stealing a candy from a baby.

0:19:04 > 0:19:09And that's why robots choose Le Demain.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Le scent of le future.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Well?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Are you going to say anything?

0:19:20 > 0:19:26Words would never convey the thoughts racing through my mind.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29That good, was I?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Told you I'd nail it.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36I can tell by the look on your face you were blown away.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Yeah, something like that.

0:19:38 > 0:19:43- It says on your resume that you're also a singer.- Um...

0:19:43 > 0:19:49- Yes.- I'd be interested to see if you're as good a singer as an actor.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52What have you got to lose?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Stop it.- Sorry.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Just nervous.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Stop tearing the tissue!

0:20:36 > 0:20:41TUNELESS: # Sometimes I feel like breaking free

0:20:41 > 0:20:48# Let's lift these chains Let's rock this wave right out to sea

0:20:48 > 0:20:50# I'm craving... #

0:20:50 > 0:20:54- What's going on? Is Max hurt? - He's just singing.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- I thought he was in agony. - MAX SCREECHES

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Stop, please! I've heard enough!

0:21:01 > 0:21:05- Enough... - So what do you think?

0:21:05 > 0:21:11That performance was the most dreadful thing I have ever seen.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Have you ever heard the phrase, "So bad it's good"?

0:21:16 > 0:21:21You are either the worst singer/actor in the world...

0:21:23 > 0:21:26..or you are a comic genius!

0:21:29 > 0:21:33- So did I get the job? - Get the job?

0:21:35 > 0:21:37I gotta love your chutzpah!

0:21:40 > 0:21:42It's a simple enough question.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Stop it!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Stop doing that!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13SCRAPE

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Got it!

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Look at me! Look at what you've done!

0:22:43 > 0:22:49Well, how long are you going to take? It's really boring.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Fine. I'll make my move. AUDIENCE GASPS

0:22:57 > 0:22:59APPLAUSE

0:22:59 > 0:23:04- I guess that's it, then. I was always going to lose.- Lose?

0:23:04 > 0:23:08You put me off so badly that I wasn't concentrating.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11I played myself into a checkmate!

0:23:11 > 0:23:16- And that means what? - You've won Chess Fest!- I have?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22I won Chess Fest.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26I won Chess Fest! I won Chess Fest!

0:23:31 > 0:23:34This war weighs heavily upon me.

0:23:34 > 0:23:39- Have you a way to bring it to a swift end?- Indeed I have, Majesty.

0:23:39 > 0:23:44- In this crate I have the ultimate weapon.- Will it bring peace?

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- I guarantee it.- Please demonstrate.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Behold! The weapon to end all wars!

0:24:09 > 0:24:11We surrender!

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- We surrender! - And may I see it?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18But of course, Your Majesty.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Ow! Ow! Your Majesty!

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Come back!

0:24:27 > 0:24:28I'm home!

0:24:28 > 0:24:33- This is for you. - You won it?!- Yeah.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35And I didn't need to cheat.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- So what about my audition? - Actually, he got the job.

0:24:41 > 0:24:46- What?- The director was so impressed, he tore up the script

0:24:46 > 0:24:50- and is going in a new direction. - I still fly to Hollywood?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Not exactly. They're coming here

0:24:53 > 0:24:58to our rain-soaked British shores. Filming on a rubbish tip.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Rubbish tip? A stinking rubbish tip?

0:25:01 > 0:25:06The director wants to create a desolate futuristic landscape.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09The Earth is dying, the stench of decay is in the air.

0:25:09 > 0:25:14The robot doesn't mind because he's wearing Le Demain,

0:25:14 > 0:25:16the scent of the future!

0:25:16 > 0:25:20- Great(!) - Can we please end this stupid swap?

0:25:20 > 0:25:25You've still got your trophy to remind you of the day...Maxine.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27What?

0:25:28 > 0:25:32This Chess Fest trophy is awarded to...Maxine?!

0:25:32 > 0:25:36MAXINE?! How can I show off with this now?

0:25:36 > 0:25:42- Calm down.- This was stressful. That audition was a nightmare!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44I know. I do them all the time.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47And it was very brave of you.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51You think? Well, as much as it pains me to say it,

0:25:51 > 0:25:56your life is way tougher than I realised.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00Being treated like nothing by Viktor made me realise I am bossy.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03I should treat you a little better.

0:26:03 > 0:26:09I could stretch to being nicer to you, too. Occasionally.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23It must be awful having friends like Sam and Jack.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26- How do you put up with them?- Hey!

0:26:26 > 0:26:31Don't be rude about my friends! They're not creepy lapdogs.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35- Hey!- Take that back about Ben. - If you take it back first.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Make me.- Oh, I will.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Oh, no!

0:26:40 > 0:26:45See? I knew getting them to swap lives wouldn't work. Great idea(!)

0:26:45 > 0:26:49- You were all for it! - You made me get involved.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Right!

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Oh, it's like that, is it?

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Here we go again!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03What was that for?!

0:27:07 > 0:27:11How...much...longer?

0:27:11 > 0:27:16Only another 10 space miles, then have a rest.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- I'll pass out before then! - You want to get fit.

0:27:19 > 0:27:25Isn't there another way? Some extreme power napping?

0:27:25 > 0:27:30- You need to feel the burn. - I'm all burnt out!

0:27:33 > 0:27:35What happened to the lights?

0:27:35 > 0:27:40I wired the exercise machine into the ship's power supply.

0:27:40 > 0:27:45I'd keep pedalling or our life support will switch off.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Ouch! You're a monster!

0:27:54 > 0:27:59# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

0:27:59 > 0:28:02# Let's lift these chains

0:28:02 > 0:28:07# Let's ride this wave right out to sea

0:28:07 > 0:28:12# I will be... #