0:00:02 > 0:00:04What have you done to our space cruiser?
0:00:04 > 0:00:09It's almost Valentine's Day, so I'm getting in the festive spirit.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11And what exactly is Valentine's Day?
0:00:11 > 0:00:16Ah. It is when the, erm, Val
0:00:16 > 0:00:18and the, er, Tine meet
0:00:18 > 0:00:23and they join to become "Val and Tine."
0:00:23 > 0:00:25You're making it up, aren't you?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27How many times, Coordinator?
0:00:27 > 0:00:32You must research human festivals before decorating the space cruiser!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Doing research is so boring!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Research is why we are here!
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- What are they?- Chocolates. A common gift given on Valentine's Day.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Ooh!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50They are yummy!
0:00:50 > 0:00:55Ah-ah! You have to study the festive before you eat the chocs.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00- But you're eating them! - I don't care about research. You do.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Here. Use this Earth encyclopaedia.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Now, come on, chop-chop. Do your research while I watch Dani's House.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10But...
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Mm! Yummy!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Hi. My name's Dani and this is my fantastic new...
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- Best friend, Jack! - Yeah, but... Oh, where was I?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Your name's Dani and I'm her best friend, too, Sam.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28As I was saying, this is my fantastic new...
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Max!- I'm her brother and, actually, it's... Ben?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34What? Oh, it's our show.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Can you just zip it?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my fantastic new...
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- THEY SHOUT - I give up!
0:01:50 > 0:01:55So, er, that's, erm, 100 bottles of chlorobutanoic acid,
0:01:55 > 0:02:00563 test tubes and, erm, 25 boiling tubes.
0:02:01 > 0:02:07- Thanks, Lucas.- Sounds like you're working on something exciting.- Yeah.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11So, er, anyway, I'd best be going.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Oh.- Loads of other science equipment to deliver.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18Yeah, OK, Lucas. Er, see you soon!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28SHE SQUEALS
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Ah. True love.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34What, me? Love?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Of course not! - SHE LAUGHS
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Ridiculous. Why would you think something like that?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42That's the third time he's been here this week.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Just need a lot of stuff for my experiment.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- So, er, what is this experiment, then?- Pheromones.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- What's that? Is that a new phone or something?- No, animal perfumes.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57They're sort of chemical aromas that animals give off.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Animals use them to make themselves attractive.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Definitely not the smells I was thinking of.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05So what is it, then, some sort of love perfume? You spray it on
0:03:05 > 0:03:08and then the first boy you meet falls totally in love with you?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's a bit more complicated than that.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Pheromones and related semiochemicals are transmitters...
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Don't go all sciencey on me.- But... - Sam's making a love spray!- Cool!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23I mean, not like I'd need anything like that, of course.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Oh, yeah. - Er, I'm in enough demand already.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'm DJing at a major gig tonight. Only the Valentine's Ball.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- HE IMITATES SCRATCHING RECORDS - Valentine's Ball? But today's not...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36February? The 14th?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38SHE SCREAMS
0:03:40 > 0:03:42This is perfect, Ben. People phone us up,
0:03:42 > 0:03:47ask for a Valentine-a-gram, then you deliver the message of "true love"
0:03:47 > 0:03:50along with the hand-crafted card, some beautiful flowers
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- and a big bill from me. It's genius. - PHONE RINGS
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Hello, madam, I am Maximilliano, king of romance.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03My Valentine-a-grams are at your service.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06We do last-minute cards, we sing and dance,
0:04:06 > 0:04:09we can provide flowers, chocs and be at the door within the hour.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14Our only desire is to make hearts' dreams come true.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I can't believe I forgot it was Valentine's Day.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I haven't even found myself a date.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Some of us have more important things to do
0:04:24 > 0:04:27than spend Valentine's Day with Lu... with boys.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Yeah, well, this girl's not going to be home alone on Valentine's.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34I'd offer to keep you company, but I'm DJing at the Valentine's Ball.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Hanging out with celebrities. Ohh, yeah!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40What am I going to do?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42You know what a nightmare it is trying to get a date.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Not a problem for DJ Jack, king of the Valentine disco.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Well, DJ Jack doesn't have to contend with Max the Evil,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51king of the ruined dates.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56This is nice, isn't it, Jake? I'm having a great time.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'm Max, Dani's brother.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05MAX LAUGHS
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- Sam, any dating ideas? - Erm, how about one of Jack's mates?
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Are you serious?- Oh, come on. I do have some decent mates, you know?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Other than me and Sam?- Definitely!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Come with me. - I know I'm going to regret this.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32Welcome to my Webspace page. On here is everyone I know in the world.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Wow! You know David Beckham?- Er, no,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- but I do know someone who pretends to be him on my Webspace page.- Right.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43I'm sure I can find you a date from my enormous group of friends.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- What sort of guy are you looking for? - Oh, you know, the usual.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Nice and attractive. He's got to be funny but serious at the same time.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Clever but not too clever. Polite but not too polite.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- And kind but not too kind.- Whoa!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Dani, have you ever thought you might be a teeny bit too picky?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02It's 11 o'clock and Valentine's Day is over in 13 hours.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Got that? Over. Done. Completo. Endo. Finito.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09OK, maybe I'll be less choosy.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- GLASS SMASHES - Oh, no. Sam, you idiot.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Oh, going well, then?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I'm having a smashing time. Literally.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I managed to knock over half the spray bottles.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28I just can't keep focused. I keep daydreaming.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29That's not like you, Sam.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34You know, you should really ask out that delivery guy if you fancy him.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37I'm just going to go order some more equipment.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- So you can see Lucas. - I need some more spray bottles.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46And if Lucas happens to deliver them, so be it.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Er, Sam, you might want to tidy yourself up a bit first, eh?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51You're right, Dani. Got to look my best.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54For science, obviously.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Yeah, and I need to look my best for the big gig.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I might choose a new outfit for my fans.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06- Oh, no cameras. No cameras, please! - Hi, Dani.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Why are you laughing?- No reason. Er, why are you wearing that?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I'm a Valentine-a-gram. I deliver flowers fresh from the garden,
0:07:16 > 0:07:19cards handmade by me and chocolates from the supermarket.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Have you seen my chocolates anywhere? Oh!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Where did you go? - You knocked me over.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Now I'm covered in this spray stuff. Give me a hand up, will you, Ben?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- HE GIGGLES - Ben?
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Help me. Help me!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Help me.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Help me!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Help me! Help me! Oh, help me!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Please won't someone save me?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Nobody's going to save you Rapunzel. You'll be my prisoner forever.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Forever, I tell you! - SHE CACKLES
0:07:59 > 0:08:02SHE CACKLES
0:08:06 > 0:08:08OK! You're evil, I get the point.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10OK, I'm sorry.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Oh, I wish someone would save me from this wicked witch.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.- I knew I forgot something.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Er, what's going on?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Oh, you know, just chucking my hair out the window.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Trying to get that sundried look.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Phew! That's a long climb. And you need to sort out those split ends.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Split ends? That's nothing. Just last week,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53she had eight birds and a squirrel nesting in all that hair.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Weren't you here for a reason, Sir Ben?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Oh, yeah.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Fear not, Rapunzel, I'm here to save you.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Oh!- My knight in shining armour!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- This outfit does have a delightful twinkle.- You're my hero!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ben?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Ben!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Ben! Do you want to give me a hand up?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ben, are you feeling OK?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26You went all funny after Sam's love spray thingy fell on me.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Ben?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32That boy gets weirder every day.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Where did Jack get to?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42HE SINGS
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Love is kind, love is true,
0:09:44 > 0:09:47today true love will come to you.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49It's like this card saw my future.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Good. Right, time to press on.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I need you to make a card for a Katy.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- D...- Ben, can't you spell?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Katy's spelt with a K, not a D.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- D...- Ben, stop ruining the card!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I need to go to my love, Max.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Love? What love? What's with all this love rubbish?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15The only person you're going to is Katy with a nice big card.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18She loves me, she loves me not.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Stop pulling that flower apart. Do you know how much it cost me?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Absolutely nothing. - But that's not the point.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Look, just get on with the next delivery.- Yes, Max.
0:10:32 > 0:10:38- Make sure you deliver them quickly this time!- Yes, Max.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- Ben, are you OK? - Sam, you're clever, aren't you?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- I did get straight As... - Can you tell me about love?
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Love? Well, it's like my experiment.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Animals send out these chemical signals
0:10:50 > 0:10:54as an extended phenotypical effect, which sets off receptor cells...
0:10:54 > 0:10:58I have no idea what that means. How do you get someone to love you?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Ah. That's complicated. Too complicated for me, anyway.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- But what if you want to ask someone out?- What?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I mean, you should never ask anyone out.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12What if they say no? It'd be so embarrassing!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15No-one will take you seriously. They'll say,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17"There goes singler Sam, the guyless geek."
0:11:17 > 0:11:21They'll laugh at you! Then how are you supposed to win the Nobel Prize?
0:11:21 > 0:11:26There's no way this girl's getting distracted by love, OK? No way!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30OK. Bye, Sam.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Love sucks.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41Oh, yes, Madonna. Absolutely splendid, Angelina.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yeah, right, like they're going to be at your gig.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I'm telling you, that place is going to be full of top names.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50And the people to go with them. All ready to get on down
0:11:50 > 0:11:53to the sounds of super-smooth mix-master J.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- And who's he when he's around? - The name goes with the new threads.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58The celebs will be putty in my hands.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01You'll be something in my hands if you can't get me a date.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05- Max can't have put them all off. - He's my evil little brother.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Seriously, I have no idea where it could've come from.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Fair point.- Still, it's worth a try, I suppose. What have I got left?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Come on, phone, don't fail me now.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30I'm sorry, madam.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Ben, you've got all the orders wrong.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38- Sorry, Max. I can't concentrate. - What's wrong with you?
0:12:38 > 0:12:42This is the perfect business. We could be making so much money.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- And yet you keep on mucking it all up.- Sorry, Max.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49No apologies. Just sort it out.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53DOORBELL RINGS
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Hi, Sam. Here's your latest order. How's it going?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Oh, erm, not too bad, I suppose.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Look, there's something I want to ask you.- Right, er, OK.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Well, erm...
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Well...
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- DANCE MUSIC PLAYS - Lucas, erm...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Do you... Do you want to...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Do you fancy going on a date?- What?
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Oh, no, it's not late. It's only half past nine.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Oh, no, no, no. Do you want to go on a date?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Do I know your friend Kate? Sorry, never met her.
0:13:42 > 0:13:47- I said, do you want to go on a date? - MUSIC STOPS
0:13:47 > 0:13:50A date? With you?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Sorry and everything, but you must be joking.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56MUSIC RESUMES
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Yes? Sam?
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Erm...- You were... You were going to ask me something?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Nothing.- Oh.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17OK, then. Right, well, er...
0:14:18 > 0:14:21See you, then.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36Right, here, Coordinator Zark, I've finished all my Valentine's research
0:14:36 > 0:14:39and I'm ready to eat all those yummy chocolates.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Ah. Yeah, erm, about that...
0:14:42 > 0:14:47I can't wait to eat them. They taste better than otracean bile slime.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Erm, well...- They're better than any food on our planet.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56And you're sure you've completed all your research, Coordinator?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Oh, yes.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Definitely.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04In that case, you'll know the most delicious thing about chocolates
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- is the box.- What?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11I mean, oh, yes. Of course.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16I knew that. I read it. When I was researching.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Excellent. Then have I got a special treat for you!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Oh! That's so...
0:15:30 > 0:15:32..lovely.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- Hi, Sam. How's it going?- Badly.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I'm having problems with my pheromone spray.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43How does this smell to you?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Oh, that's even worse than my dad's aftershave.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50He uses Old McWurzel's Buffalo Sweat... Pour Homme.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Thought so. I can't seem to concentrate on my work.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I know how you feel.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Ben, you know this Valentine-a-gram thing you're doing?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Do you think you could do me a favour?- OK.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Do you think you could work your Valentine-a-gram magic on Lucas
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- when you get back? I'll pay and everything.- If you want me to.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- At least I can do some good for someone.- Do you do poems?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Oh, they're so romantic.- No.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- But I could.- Perfect.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Now all I need is an excuse to get Lucas to make another delivery.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31- GLASS SMASHES - Oops! Clumsy me.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35I was just wondering if you wanted to go out tonight.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37For Valentine's.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41No, no, I remember what happened last time. I swear it won't...
0:16:41 > 0:16:46- He hung up. - HE SINGS THEME FROM JAMES BOND
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Hiya. Didn't see you there.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- What do you think you look like? - Huh?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53The bit of fern sticking out of your jacket?
0:16:53 > 0:16:58Oh, this? Oh. I couldn't find anything for my buttonhole.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Your garden's out of flowers. What's that about?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I don't know and I don't really care.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05It's after five and I haven't found a date and you are not helping.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Hi, Roger. It's Dani. How would you like to be my Valentine?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16No, no, he won't be there. Honest.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- He hung up, too. - Another of Max's victims?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22What do you think?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Is something the matter?- No!
0:17:30 > 0:17:34No, not at all. It's just... everything's going so well.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39- Is that a problem?- No. It's just me and dates. It's complicated.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Oh.- But no worries. Can't see any sign of...
0:17:42 > 0:17:46I mean, I'm sure tonight's going to be fine.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Oh, it's my favourite.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Wait!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56MAX LAUGHS
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Oh, come on, Dani. You're bound to find someone.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Will I, Jack? Will I? Or are you just saying that?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Am I going to be alone again this Valentine's Day?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14DOORBELL RINGS Er, doorbell.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Whoever it is, I bet it won't be a date.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Hi, Lucas.- Sam. Hi.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- Here's your new test tubes.- Thanks.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Erm, I've got something for you, too, actually.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Ben!- Yeah, coming.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47I wanted to tell you something, but I couldn't find the words.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- This will explain.- Oh!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Ohhh!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54There's a poem.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59It's coming.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05You are to me the dearest flower,
0:19:05 > 0:19:10- Your beauty growing by the hour. - OK. If you say so.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12My heart aches when you pass me by,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I cannot speak, but only sigh.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Oh. Really?
0:19:17 > 0:19:22I look at you and slowly drown within your shining eyes of brown.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Blue. But, again, nice thought.
0:19:25 > 0:19:30I long to touch your raven hair and hold your tiny hand so fair.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33You're so delicate and fragrant, it's just uncanny,
0:19:33 > 0:19:35that's why you drive me crazy, Da...
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Er, Lucas.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Was that really the best you could come up with? Seriously?
0:19:45 > 0:19:50That wasn't exactly what I had planned.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- Do you really think I've got tiny hands?- No! I want my money back!
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Well, er, thanks for the, erm...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I've got to go. Things to deliver, you know.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06And I might hit the gym. Try and bulk up a bit.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- No, but...- Lucas, wait.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Sam's too shy to tell you, so I will.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14She's only been ordering loads of stuff from you
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- because she likes you and wants to go out with you.- Really?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I...
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- I had no idea. - I didn't think you'd be interested.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27But that's why I always come round so quickly.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- I keep trying to pluck up the courage to ask you out, too.- You have?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Yeah.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Wow!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37- These two are hopeless.- Honestly.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Right, Sam, you like Lucas, Lucas, you like Sam.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45- Oh, right, er, we should... - Exactly. Go, love birds.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- And have a great time.- Thanks, Dani.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Nice one, Dani. - Looks like it's just you and me.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Actually, it's just you and you.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57I've got to get my stuff ready and head off to the big gig.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Wouldn't want to leave my superstar fans waiting. Will you be all right?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Yeah, I'll be fine. What's better than spending Valentine's night in
0:21:05 > 0:21:08with some popcorn and a DVD? On your own?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10All right, then. See you!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Well, I guess that just leaves...
0:21:18 > 0:21:21..me, then. Oh, well.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25You heard what Dani said.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28If I don't tell her, she'll never know how I feel.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Dani.- Yeah?- I was wondering if you wanted to be my...- There you are!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Dani!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Ahh.- Ahh.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Ahh.- Ahh.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- I've never been happier, Sir Ben. - Together forever.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Not if I can help it, you won't be! - SHE SCREAMS
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Sir Maximilian! - Ha! I've found you, Rapunzel.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- I knew you'd be hiding here. - Did you?
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- The hair dangling out the window was a bit of a giveaway.- Oops.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Well, well, well, Sir Ben.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Looks like you've made yourself quite comfortable here.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11You can't separate me and Rapunzel. We will never be parted!
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- Oh, yes, you will. - How dare you? I will fight you.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Oh, really?
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- I've never lost a battle. - Go on then, Sir Ben.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Wait a sec. Why's everything gone dark?
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- This is too easy. - SHE SCREAMS
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Anybody out there? Anybody? Rapunzel?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Look what you did to your costume. It's ruined.- But you...
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- No, this is the final straw, Ben. You're fired.- Fired?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Yes, fired.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51I have to smooth things over with all the customers you've annoyed
0:22:51 > 0:22:55and finish the deliveries myself. I'm very disappointed with you!
0:22:55 > 0:23:00- Sorry, Max.- Think yourself lucky I've got this spare costume.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07'Flowers, chocolates, Dani.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10'Flowers, chocolates, Dani!'
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Ah. Aftershave.
0:23:16 > 0:23:22McWurzel's Buffalo Sweat... Pour Homme, if I'm not mistaken.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25This should give me the right professional air.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30ROMANTIC MUSIC
0:23:35 > 0:23:39Love Weekly? Your weekly guide to love and romance.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43100 most lovely and romantic ways to spend Valentine's Day.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47DOORBELL RINGS
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Er, hello?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- I am your date for tonight, madam. - Really?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Yes.- Well, can I see your face?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Er, still can't see your face.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Max! I know this is one of your stupid jokes again!
0:24:11 > 0:24:12- You are so dead!- Dani, wait.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17Dani, I can't keep quiet about it any longer.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Can't you see?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21I'm in love with you!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Ben, this is Dani, remember?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28The one you and Max spend your lives tormenting.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31But my life is empty without you, my darling.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33No, it isn't.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Your life would be empty without slaving for Max.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Or watching too much telly and being weird.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I need you! I've needed you all my life!
0:24:42 > 0:24:46- Well, at least since this morning. - Did you say this morning?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Yeah. Why?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Sam's making a love spray!
0:24:53 > 0:24:56You knocked me over! Now I'm covered in this spray stuff.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59BOTH: Ohhh!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- So when Sam's experiment thingy spilt on you...- It made you fancy me.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05That explains it. I've never fancied anyone before.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- It feels a bit like having a sicky tummy.- I wonder when it'll wear off.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Actually, I think it might have already.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Suddenly I don't find you very attractive at all.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Oh, well, thank you very much.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22No, I didn't mean... I just meant... HE SIGHS
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Ben?
0:25:27 > 0:25:31You don't need to go. Everyone is out. We can still have a good time.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Yeah, OK.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- This has been great, Dani. Thanks. - No, thank you.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40I would've been all on my own if it wasn't for you.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43That was probably the worst night of my life.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Max?- Jack, what happened?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Well...- They wanted me as a bouncer, not a DJ!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I was stuck outside all night.
0:25:50 > 0:25:55The most famous person I saw was me, reflected in a puddle.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- And I'm not even famous. - Aww, poor Jack.
0:25:58 > 0:26:03What about poor Max? I was chased by the neighbour's dog.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07I had to hide in a bin. I'll smell like old cabbage for weeks.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- You didn't use some of that spray, did you?- This aftershave? Yes.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14BOTH: Nooooo!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17ROMANTIC MUSIC
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Come to me, my beloved one.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Max. Help!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Help!- Come to me, I love you!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Aghh!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37THEY LAUGH
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Oh, another fantastic episode of Dani's House.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44What did you think, Coordinator?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Cheer up, Coordinator. It was only a joke.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52You tricked me into eating an entire cardboard box! I...
0:26:52 > 0:26:56HIS STOMACH RUMBLES My stomach has never hurt so much.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Oh, I'm sorry. I think you should have some human medicine,
0:27:00 > 0:27:04help settle your stomach. I'll beam some aboard now.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Thank you, Coordinator.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Oh.
0:27:24 > 0:27:30- Are you all right, Coordinator? - Yes, I'm...in love with you.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31What?
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Sam's love experiment? Oops. Wrong bottle.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Hugs.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41SHE SCREAMS
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Oh, Coordinator! Hugs! SHE SCREAMS
0:27:45 > 0:27:49- No, don't hug me!- Hugging! - You're not my type!- Course I am!
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- Go away!- Come on!
0:27:54 > 0:28:00# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Let's lift these chains
0:28:02 > 0:28:06# Let's rock this wave right out to sea...
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