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0:00:00 > 0:00:01And... Action!

0:00:01 > 0:00:08Greetings, Commander! This is our report of what we know about Earth.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Cut! Why have you stopped?

0:00:19 > 0:00:23I didn't know what to say! You're wiggling the camera like a hyperactive toddler!

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Tell them about our work! The research, experiments.

0:00:27 > 0:00:31Except the one with the duck and the vacuum cleaner. That didn't go well.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Why not?

0:00:35 > 0:00:38VACUUM WHIRRS

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Oh.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43But we haven't really done any work.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46We've enjoyed ourselves watching Dani's house.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50We can't say that! Commander Zealth will hang us by our toe claws.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51What should I say then?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Make something up.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Action!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Hi. My name's Dani. And this is my fantastic...

0:01:00 > 0:01:02..best friend Jack.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Oh, where was I?- Your name's Dani. I'm her best friend too.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10As I was saying, this is my fantastic... Max!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12I'm her brother and actually it's... Ben?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14What? Oh, it's our show.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Can you just zip it!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my fantastic...

0:01:20 > 0:01:22I give up!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29SINGS ALONG

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Hi! How was the audition?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Well, I was late, I learned the wrong part,

0:01:39 > 0:01:41and I spilt tea over the director.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Apart from that, it was great.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47"Belle Charlotte and the Amber Amulet."

0:01:47 > 0:01:52Hmm. Weird. That's the same title as Belle Charlotte's next movie.

0:01:52 > 0:01:57- It is Belle Charlotte's next movie. - No way! I'm her biggest fan!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Being in one of her movies could make someone's career.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03I mean, literally millions of people...

0:02:03 > 0:02:06have probably never heard of her.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Thanks. I didn't think it was possible, but now I feel worse.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Never mind. Her movies are a bit cliched.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- I bet we could tell you the plot without even looking.- You're on.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Belle Charlotte is a tough secret agent.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25And her buddy is a ditzy professor.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- They're like chalk and cheese. - But together, they save the world!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33You're right. It is a bit silly.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38- What part did you go up for? - Daisy Pendragon, dinosaur expert.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Palaeontologist?- Who the what now?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43It's the word for a dinosaur expert.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Not laughing at you.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49PHONE RINGS Cue my agent with the bad news.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Hello?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Don't tell me, I didn't get the part. Yeah.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Right.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00OK. Bye.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04They said thanks for coming and everything but I got the part.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Never mind. There'll be other auditions.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Wait. Did you say...

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I got the part!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I got the part!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'm going to be in a movie with Belle Charlotte!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Ooh!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Hello? Anybody?

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Any chance you could untie me? Hello?- Hi.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Shh! Are you Daisy Pendragon, famous palaeontologist?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42No. I'm Daisy Pendragon, traffic warden.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Sorry to bother you. - Wait! Come back!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- That is me.- Great. I need your help.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49So what happened?

0:03:49 > 0:03:53I was studying this unusual idol over here

0:03:53 > 0:03:57and the local tribe thought I was stealing it. It's very sacred.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Get down.- Fine. What will that do? - Get down!

0:04:01 > 0:04:06I'm Belle Charlotte. Secret Intelligence Agency. I'm here to rescue you.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- How super of you!- Ever heard of someone called Deevil?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Dr Deevil? Dr Malik Deevil? - Yeah.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14- No.- Oh.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- My chopper's here. - Oh, how utterly exciting!

0:04:21 > 0:04:25I've got a feeling my life is never going to be the same again!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I understand it'll be hard work.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Ten days filming in Mauritius and then off to New York!

0:04:34 > 0:04:39- Yep. OK. Costume fitting. Got it. - She wants a Jacuzzi in her trailer!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- And her own sea plane! - Do you mind? ..Sorry.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Really?! I can take... Only just...

0:04:46 > 0:04:47But... Right.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49OK. Bye!

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Oh, let me guess. You're allergic to white sands and palm trees!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58No. It's just I thought I might get lonely.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- So my agent asked if I can bring a friend.- A friend?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Just one?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08OK. Well, I guess I'll just have to choose.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17You think it's so cool just cos you're in the school soccer team!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Not so brave now, are you, now we're behind this big door!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- That told them.- Yeah.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Why did they follow us home?

0:05:27 > 0:05:31They like picking on someone cleverer and less ugly than them!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34There's no way I'm going out there until they leave.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39Luckily we've got your new Haunted Space Cruiser 3 game, to pass the time.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Oh, no! It must have fallen out!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54That's not how you spell "hostage"!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- What are they doing? - Having a kick about.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Least they've forgotten my new game.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Afraid not. That's what they're using as a ball!- What?!

0:06:06 > 0:06:12- I've got to get it back.- If we go out there, they'll bang us into the ground and use us as goalposts!

0:06:12 > 0:06:18I know that. There comes a time, Ben, where we have to stand up and be counted.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Well, you do. It's your game.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Are we prisoners in our own house?

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- And it's your house.- Fine. All right. I'll go on my own.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I'm going. I'm nearly gone.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34I hope they don't make me tell them where you live.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37OK. Wait up. I'll come with you.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40OK, if you insist. We've got to face them some time.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Come on.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47OK, we're agreed. We're not going to fight over who goes with Dani.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- No. Course not.- It would be silly and undignified.- Right.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52She's obviously going to pick me.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57What? You need someone relaxing to be with on a film set.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Someone to keep you prepared and chilled.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Dani's not a ready meal! Anyway, I am relaxing.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Like a cat at a mad dogs' convention!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- You're more like Daisy in the script.- Intelligent? Likeable?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Accident waiting to happen.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17OK, Max? Dani catch you in her room again?

0:07:17 > 0:07:21This gang chased me and Ben. School football hooligans.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- I hate when idiots follow the school team.- They ARE the school team.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28We didn't think we'd get away, did we, Ben?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ben?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Yeah, he's right behind...me.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, no! They must have got Ben!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Oh, well. Soon as he opens his mouth, they'll realise he's harmless.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41You still shouldn't have left him.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45I wouldn't leave Dani even if she was going to Mauritius and New York.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48You should always stand by a friend. Like in Dani's film.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Daisy comes back to rescue Belle.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Page 79, scene 63, line five.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58What? I've been checking Dani's script, like any friend would.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Any friend after the holiday of a lifetime!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I'd love to save Ben, but it's not like the movies.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07In real life, these fights actually hurt.

0:08:08 > 0:08:13Hi. I'm Professor Pendragon, and I am an expert pal-e-lologist.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Pale-tologist.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Pa-lilly-ologist.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I am an expert in dinosaur behaviour.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24- These are for you. They're from Belle.- They're gorgeous!

0:08:24 > 0:08:29"Dear Dani, congratulations. I can't wait to start working together. Love, Belle."

0:08:29 > 0:08:35- She signed it herself! - Her PA did it or she'd be signing photos all day.- I have to thank her.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- You already did.- I did? - Well, I did, actually.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42I thought you need some personal assistance from you pal.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Your P-A-al!

0:08:45 > 0:08:50- I mean, what are friends for? Especially super-efficient friends like me.- Thanks.

0:08:50 > 0:08:55A good PA takes organisation, focus and an almost pathological attention to detail.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Someone who knows all your likes and dislikes.- I wouldn't need a PA with you around.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Funny you should say that... - Excuse me.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Can I borrow Dani for a second? - Er...- Thanks.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Wow! What's all this?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15A crawling net, a climbing wall

0:09:15 > 0:09:18and a running machine.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21If you're going to be in an action movie, you need to get in shape.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- She won't do her own stunts.- But she needs to look like she could.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- True.- That's where I come in.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Not only your mate, but also your personal trainer.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Allow me to demonstrate.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38DISCO MUSIC

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- What's all this in aid of? - Oh, you laugh?

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Sometime in this movie, I guarantee you will fall in a pit of snakes.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Amazing. It's when Belle and Daisy go looking for the amber amulet.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Page 42, scene 35, line eight.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Daisy has to crawl over a snake pit. - See? What did I tell you?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Now, a snake is crawling up your arm.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22You freeze! Make scared eyes!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Ssssss! Wait for it!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- And now!- Aghh!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Excellent.- Really?

0:10:30 > 0:10:33About you needing an awesome PA.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36I'm happy to take on the job. Luckily for you, I'm free.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Guys, you've both been so helpful.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41It'll be so hard to choose between you.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Being famous is such a massive responsibility!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Must be really tough(!) - What did you say?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51He meant being famous is an awesome responsibility.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- DOORBELL - Max! Max, it's me!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57My game!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- It's all right.- I'm fine. Thanks for asking(!)

0:11:01 > 0:11:05I was about to come looking for you. Did they duff you in?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07They're a football team, not the Mafia!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09We hung out for a bit, after you ran off.

0:11:09 > 0:11:15I didn't run off. It was a...calculated retreat.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Why are you wearing a tracksuit?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Isn't it cool? They lent me a spare school strip.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Super! Stripes are really you!

0:11:23 > 0:11:27The lads gave me some great ball tips. Watch this!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29MATCH OF THE DAY THEME TUNE

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Wow. You can keep a ball off the ground with your feet.

0:11:47 > 0:11:52Come on, Rooney. Let's go play Haunted Space Cruiser 3.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Just what you need after your ordeal.

0:11:54 > 0:11:59Maybe later. First, I'm off for a kick-about with the lads. Want to come?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Do I look like I want to come?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Um... No.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05OK. Well, see you later!

0:12:14 > 0:12:19- Action!- Hey, there, Zealthy, baby. Listen up.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23We've got a report that will really curl your antennae!

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Cut!

0:12:24 > 0:12:29Your performance is a little OTT. Can you pull it back?

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Oh, you do it, then! Action!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Humans live for several thousand years

0:12:37 > 0:12:40and mainly eat mice and cough sweets.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42That's rubbish!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Humans wear eye coverings to avoid seeing each other

0:12:50 > 0:12:53because they're hideously ugly and look like bottoms.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Cut!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Come on! Use your elbows!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Come on! Work it, Dani! Work it! Don't drop the amulet!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Daisy's a bit clueless when they hide in the jungle.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- I don't want to be too good. - Don't worry about that!

0:13:11 > 0:13:15If you like I can show you how to panic when you get stuck in quicksand.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19When we get to Mauritius, I will make sure...

0:13:19 > 0:13:23She likes loads of leg room. She'll need a separate room just for her legs. Fab.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Welcome party TBA. ASAP.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Yeah. BBFN. Mwa! Mwa!

0:13:28 > 0:13:32I've sorted your itinerary, started packing and faxed the chef your triple D's.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Her triple D's?

0:13:34 > 0:13:38- Diet sheet do's and don'ts. These are from Belle.- Ooh, muffins!

0:13:39 > 0:13:43"I've seen all your work and just love it. XX, Belle."

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- I should send her something back. - It's done.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- I sent her a big chocolate dinosaur bone.- You did?

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Why?- Because you're a palaeontologist!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54That was clever of me!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57- What are you doing?- Too sugary.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Belle wants to have a whiter Hollywood smile than you.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03She wouldn't do that - would she?

0:14:03 > 0:14:07See? You'd just be like a babe in the woods over there.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09That's why you need me.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11That is it!

0:14:11 > 0:14:14You're so transparent it's embarrassing!

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- What happened to no fighting?- Let's ask Dani's personal dietary fairy!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Fake-o-saurus!- Stressaholic!

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Whoa! Whoa, guys.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24This is about me, isn't it?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27It's really hard to pick between you two.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I love Jack's workouts. We have so much fun.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32And he plays cutting-edge tunes.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34But Sam is an amazing PA.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36She knows what I need before I do.

0:14:36 > 0:14:41If only I could tear each of you in half and assemble one person with all the bits.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Muffin?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Excusey!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Max, are you training to be a traffic cone?

0:15:00 > 0:15:01No.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07Where's the other guy? You know, lights on, nobody home.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Ben?- That's the one. How come you're not hanging out with him?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12He's with his new football friends.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Probably having a really boring time.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18You mean...like you?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I'm not bored! Want some help?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23I could untangle some ropes.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Or tangle them up again.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Look, Ben's just trying something new.

0:15:27 > 0:15:32Why don't you take up a sport the two of you can do together?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35No... Actually, that's a really good idea.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- But what?- Well, um, rugby.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Too violent.- Cricket?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Too tedious!- Show jumping?

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Yes!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Wait - no horse.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Still, I'll think of something.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54# There's only one Holcas Avenue!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56# Everybody's A team!

0:15:56 > 0:15:59# There's only one Holcas Avenue!

0:15:59 > 0:16:00# Everybody's A team! #

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Hey, Max!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Shh! I'm practising my putting.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Since when do you play golf?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09I've been playing for ages. Since I was about three or four.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Why does your golf outfit still have the store tags on?

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Um... New season's kit.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Here, check out my Mashie Niblick.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Yeah. It's nice. Shiny.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24See, golf's more refined than football.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27It's about you and your caddy, in it together.

0:16:27 > 0:16:32Much better than a bunch of wannabe Beckhams hacking you in the shins.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Putter.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38You see? You form a close bond with your caddy over time.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Get to know each other's foibles. Share the good and the bad.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- It's almost...- Telepathic?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Exactly. - I think I see what you mean.

0:16:47 > 0:16:52Great! Let's grab my golf bag, my flask of cocoa and let's hit the fairway!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54No, I'd rather play football.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58I'll have plenty of time for golf when I'm retired. See ya!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04OK.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06New day, new way of working.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Here, have some hydration delivery fluid.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Tastes like water.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14It's sports water.

0:17:14 > 0:17:19See? It's not only Sam that can be all sciencey and efficient.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20I'm the complete package.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24- Your perfect friend.- Can't we do the bit where I go looking for Belle

0:17:24 > 0:17:28- and get caught in a trap by the baddy, Deevil?- No.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Oh. How about some cool tunes?

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Oh, good idea.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36MUSIC BLARES OUT

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- What is this? - Wagner. Ride of the Valkyries.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Best thing for a real gutsy workout. Come on!

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Aghh!

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Good! Climbing builds strength.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- And helps me get away from you. - Work on your grip.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11I'm not the one losing their grip, Dr Deevil! I mean, Jack.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14OK. Isometric stretching.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Right, come on!

0:18:19 > 0:18:21OK. Ready?

0:18:21 > 0:18:24And, one, two,

0:18:24 > 0:18:26three, f...

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Come on! You're not even trying! - I don't want to do this any more.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- It's boring and you're a bully. - Maybe I went a bit too far.- A bit?

0:18:34 > 0:18:39If you're going to be like this, I know who I'll take to Mauritius!

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Sam!

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Ciao, ciao.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Bella. Bella.

0:18:49 > 0:18:54- Sam?- Bruno, Stella. I'm loving the mohair ponchos. I'll call you back.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Yeah. OK. Laters!

0:18:58 > 0:19:02- What have you got on?- This? It's a chabu. Very on trend.

0:19:02 > 0:19:07- I was calling my mates in fashion. - You haven't got any mates in fashion.- I do now.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10I blagged some outfits that are totally cutting edge.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13It's not only Jack who has his finger on the pulse.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Though I, of course, offer so much more. How about...

0:19:18 > 0:19:21..sheggings. Leggings with shoes.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24And what about this? It's a slat.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28- Hat with sleeves!- Why... Um, why?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Because it's fun. Look. Wheeee!

0:19:32 > 0:19:35OK. Look, I don't really want to lose my own style. Check this out.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Found this in a charity shop.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Where are all my clothes?

0:19:40 > 0:19:44- I've edited your wardrobe.- Edited it? Looks like you vacuumed it!

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Don't worry. You'll get new clothes in Hollywood.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49What am I supposed to wear until then? A slat?

0:19:49 > 0:19:53I've had a terrible workout with Jack. You chucked my clothes away.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56I have lines to learn and I still can't say pelli-lolligy.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Palaeontologist.- Is a bit of co-operation too much to ask for?

0:20:00 > 0:20:04- OK, OK.- You're starting to make me think Jack should be my go with guy.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07And don't forget who the star is around here.

0:20:08 > 0:20:13Come on, Belle. Quitters never win and winners never quit.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15DOORBELL

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Hi, Dani.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21I'm sorry I pushed you too hard.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Jack. Eyes before mouth. Can't you see what I'm doing?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Oh, rehearsing. Sorry.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Where have you been, anyway?

0:20:28 > 0:20:31- I got some stuff for your favourite smoothie.- About time.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34I'm trying to build a character here, Jack.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36I need to get under Daisy's skin.

0:20:36 > 0:20:41She's hurt and traumatised, with the burden of saving the planet on her shoulders.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46- It is a huge strain on me. Do you know what this means?- You need your smoothie on time.- Chop-chop.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50You were the one who told me this.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52So don't quit on me now.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55No, I don't want a mini-cab. Please get off the line!

0:20:55 > 0:20:59Sam! Eyes, mouth. I was in the middle of my big speech.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05You left the lid off again!

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Cushion me.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14DOORBELL

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Ow! Jack!

0:21:16 > 0:21:18She threw it at me!

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Sorry, Dani.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23From Belle.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Oh! What did I send her?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Nothing.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Nothing?! - It's only just arrived.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Come on, people, we're getting sloppy.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Feet!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37I'm only as good as my back-up.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40You knew she'd send me something. You need to be one step ahead.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44You have to learn how to work a blender. I don't know who to take with me.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46You're both more B-list than A-team.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48BOTH: Sorry.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50It's OK. We'll say no more about it.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Now, feng shui the room.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54Chop-chop.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Go faster!

0:22:00 > 0:22:04- Watch where you're going! - That's mine!

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- What are we doing?- I'm not so sure.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11You're not kidding. You've got no idea. It's not rocket science!

0:22:11 > 0:22:15At least with rocket science, you might let off a rocket.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Which would be fun. Not like this!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- What are you saying? - I'm saying I quit!

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Fine. At least it makes it easier for me to choose.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Sam, you can pack our bags.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Pack them yourself. I quit, too.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29What?!

0:22:29 > 0:22:31You're supposed to be my mates!

0:22:31 > 0:22:34- We are.- We'd let you down if we let you get away with this.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- With what?- Acting like a raging ego on legs.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Maybe it's our fault for trying to impress you.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43If this is what being in a movie does to you,

0:22:43 > 0:22:45we don't want to be around to see it.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Fine!

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Go ahead! Leave!

0:22:56 > 0:22:59I've got plenty of other friends I can take.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- No, you don't!- Oh - help yourself! - Thanks!

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- By the way, I have the answer to all your problems.- You do?

0:23:06 > 0:23:10- You should take me!- In your dreams! What can you do for me?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Stop you getting starry. - I haven't been getting starry.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Have I?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Hello? Is the moon out early or is it just your big head?

0:23:18 > 0:23:21There's one thing I've learned about friendship.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25Never admit you're wrong. If they don't want to be friends, it's their loss.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Max, I can always count on your for advice.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30As long as I make sure I do the exact opposite.

0:23:30 > 0:23:35Do what you like. Next time I see Ben, I'm not pulling any punches.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Please be my friend again! Please!

0:23:38 > 0:23:42I'll do anything you want! You can borrow my computer games.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Max, get up. What are you on about?

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- I never stopped being your friend. - You didn't?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh, thank you.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Thank you!- Ow!

0:23:51 > 0:23:53So how are the footy try-outs?

0:23:54 > 0:23:59They're maniacs. They kept fouling me. My head aches from heading the ball.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- On practice days, you have to get up at five!- Really?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Shame.- And I've missed hanging out with you.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08What about a go on Haunted Space Cruiser 3?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Well, if you insist.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Thanks for coming.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22- I wanted to say I was bang out of order.- That's all right.

0:24:22 > 0:24:27No, it isn't. I let everything go to my head and I got all starry.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29I feel totally mortified.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33On the bright side, at least you can still feel shame.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- I've realised I'm incredibly lucky. - Duh? You're in a movie!

0:24:36 > 0:24:40No, to have you as friends. I'm glad you're not the same.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Cos you guys bring out the best in me.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Well, not recently we didn't.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49But mostly, yeah.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52So I've decided to give up being Daisy Pendragon.

0:24:52 > 0:24:57Yeah. Thanks, but have you completely lost the plot?

0:24:57 > 0:25:02- Give it up? You're perfect for the role.- No, I'm not.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04I can't even say palaeontologist.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08- Hey - you just did!- Ooh. But if I can't take both of you with me,

0:25:08 > 0:25:12then I'm not going at all. DOORBELL

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Wow! We're an entourage.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Ow!

0:25:20 > 0:25:23It's from the studio. Must have been some rewrites.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Let's see the new lines.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38Oh, the tribes people. About this teensy-weensy misunderstanding

0:25:38 > 0:25:41with me profaning your most sacred idol...

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Oh, Daisy!

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I've been shot.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49I don't think I'm going to make it.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Hang on, Daisy. We'll get you to the hospital.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55The light...

0:25:56 > 0:25:58..is failing.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02I'm going! I'm going, I say!

0:26:02 > 0:26:03Not very quickly!

0:26:07 > 0:26:11Belle, I wish I could have come with you.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16But it looks like fate...had other...

0:26:18 > 0:26:20..plans.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21Finally!

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- But...- She definitely pegs it?

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Even before the opening credits.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35My agent says Belle threatened to quit cos I was in it too much.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Oh, Dani.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40- I don't know what to say. - I do. It's outrageous!

0:26:40 > 0:26:44- I'd like to shove those muffins up her...- Don't go there.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47- It won't do you any good. - At least I've got you guys.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49- My pals.- Right. And you know what?

0:26:49 > 0:26:53The best way to forget your troubles is to keep busy.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Not bad. A little heavy on the strawberries.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Foot massage!

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Ice!

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Fan!

0:27:14 > 0:27:16- MAX:- Chips!

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- A-ha-ha-ha!- Oh.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39I can't believe we sent that ridiculous report.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43Sorry. Think there's a chance he'll believe us?

0:27:43 > 0:27:46Only if he's incredibly, blindingly stupid!

0:27:46 > 0:27:48MONITOR BEEPS

0:27:48 > 0:27:50It's a message from Commander Zealth.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57He says, "Thanks for the report."

0:27:57 > 0:27:59He never knew humans ate mice.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01And looked like bottoms.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05We might be OK after all!

0:28:05 > 0:28:06Ah-ha-ha!

0:28:09 > 0:28:14# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

0:28:14 > 0:28:16# Let's lift these chains

0:28:16 > 0:28:22# Let's ride these wings right out to sea... #

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd