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0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Have you finished the report on human biology, Coordinator Zak?- Sorry.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09Yes, I have just finished it.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13Did you know that humans only use 10% of their brains?

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Hah - such a waste of potential!

0:00:15 > 0:00:19Indeed, I make sure I'm using the full 100% of my brain at all times.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23What are you doing, Coordinator?

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Trying to lick my elbow.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29May I ask why?

0:00:29 > 0:00:33Ah, I leant in some mayonnaise while trying to make a snack.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Maybe if I try it very fast...

0:00:37 > 0:00:41That's odd behaviour for someone who claims to use all their brain matter.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44I never said I used it for anything useful.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Oh! Dani's House is about to start.- Oh!

0:00:49 > 0:00:53- I've got it! Maybe you could lick it for me?- Oh, get it away from me!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06HE LAUGHS

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Hi! My name's Dani,

0:01:11 > 0:01:13and this is my fantastic new...

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Best friend Jack!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Yeah, but... Oh, where was I?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Your name's Dani,

0:01:17 > 0:01:19and I'm her best friend too, Sam.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22As I was saying, this is my fantastic new...

0:01:22 > 0:01:23- Max!- I'm her brother,

0:01:23 > 0:01:25and actually it's... Ben...

0:01:25 > 0:01:27What? Oh, it's OUR show...

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Can you just zip it?!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is my fantastic...

0:01:32 > 0:01:34THE OTHERS SHOUT

0:01:34 > 0:01:35I give up!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39It's not your show...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Hey, you! You're just in time.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Sam's got a major new science project she's about to unveil.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50With any luck, it'll be a machine that transports evil little brothers

0:01:50 > 0:01:52to the far side of the universe.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Although, thinking about it...

0:01:56 > 0:01:59my evil little brother's weirdly been quiet for the past few days.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03He's probably coming up with some big new idea to mess with my head.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07I'm completely out of ideas.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- We could put electric eels in Dani's bed.- Done it.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14We could make her think she's travelled back in time

0:02:14 > 0:02:16to the Renaissance court of King Louis XIV of France.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Done it.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21We could tell her we bought her a lovely pony.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24But when we give it to her, it turns out to be a horrible, smelly pony

0:02:24 > 0:02:27with sour breath, stinking hooves and a bad attitude.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29This is hopeless.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33I've never struggled to find new ways to irritate my sister before.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38It's called the hypothalamus!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41And I keep telling you, it's pronounced hippopotamus!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44The hypothalamus is the region of the brain

0:02:44 > 0:02:46that controls your sleep patterns.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47What are you two banging on about?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I'm trying to explain to Jack how I'm going to prove

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- the activation-synthesis hypothesis of dream patterns.- Did you get that?

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Mostly just sounded like...

0:02:55 > 0:02:57HE SPEAKS GOBBLEDEGOOK

0:02:57 > 0:03:00It's the theory that our dreams are influenced

0:03:00 > 0:03:03by things we've seen and experienced during the day.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Got you! Like that time I got bit on the nose by a parrot.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09That night I had a dream that my nose hatched and a parrot flew out.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Exactly. And this is how I'm going to prove it.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Behold! My masterwork.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Oh! A giant electric cauliflower.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22It's a model of the human brain.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Subject wears the helmet, the brain lights up...

0:03:24 > 0:03:27..displaying their neural pathways.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Displaying the what? - How the brain works. Observe.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Practical and fashionable.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42All I need is a guinea pig.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Dani will do it.- Thanks, Dani. I knew I could count on you.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Have a seat.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I'm entering the brain machine

0:03:52 > 0:03:57- into Tech Fad's Junior Scientist of the Year competition.- Oooh.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Guys, guys! Check it out.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00My brain's got rhythm, baby.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03ELECTRONIC BEEPING

0:04:03 > 0:04:05It's not a toy!

0:04:05 > 0:04:09What would happen if you used that thing on someone with psychic powers

0:04:09 > 0:04:11who could see into the future?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Nothing, because there's no such thing as psychic powers.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Not according to Weird Sphere,

0:04:16 > 0:04:19the magazine for everyone interested in the world of the paranormal.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- You're not still reading that, are you?- What if I am?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24The world is frightening enough as it is

0:04:24 > 0:04:28without adding another layer of make-believe scary.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31I can do without thinking about ghosts and psychic weirdos

0:04:31 > 0:04:33and monsters under my bed.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38And they all lived happily ever after.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Well, good night, Fuzzy Bear.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Psst!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Shhh!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Was that you, Fuzzy Bear?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Psst! Down here!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Hello.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02SHE SCREAMS

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I only wanted to ask if you could switch the light back on.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14I'm really scared of the dark.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Mummy!

0:05:15 > 0:05:19HE WHIMPERS

0:05:25 > 0:05:26The paranormal is real.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29There's tons of evidence that some people can read minds,

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- or predict the future.- What evidence?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35There's no such thing as a sixth sense,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37or ghosts, or the Loch Ness Monster.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Well... Then how do you explain Littlefoot?- Who?

0:05:40 > 0:05:44The British cousin to the famous Bigfoot. Check out these photos.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46That could be a shadow from a tree

0:05:46 > 0:05:48or light refracting through dust motes.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- You're just seeing what you want to see, Jack.- Oh, you people!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Your minds are just so closed off.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58My mind is very open - to cold, hard scientific fact.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Now, try this on, Dani.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07And eat a piece of this.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Cheese?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11ALL: Cheese!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Yes, cheese will help you dream more vividly.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Now, take a look at these pictures.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21If my theory is correct, then these images

0:06:21 > 0:06:24should be absorbed by your subconscious, in time for your nap.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- But it's the middle of the day. What if I can't sleep?- Count sheep?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- That never really works. - Try counting Littlefoots.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33One Littlefoot, two Littlefoot...

0:06:33 > 0:06:34I'll stick with sheep.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37One sheep, two sheep, three sheep..

0:06:37 > 0:06:40SHE SNORES

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Now to monitor Dani's subconscious mind.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Where are my ideas going to come from now?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Maybe my life as a scheming, annoying little brother

0:06:54 > 0:06:55is at an end.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I'm a spent force.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58We could go and eavesdrop on Dani.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02I've got it! We'll eavesdrop on Dani.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Might give me some inspiration. - Great idea, Max.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07I'll practise my best eavesdropping pose.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11I'm liking it. Let's roll.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Ben, how are you doing that? - I don't know!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20I think she's waking up.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23You can't tell that from looking at a bunch of flashing lights.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Uh-uh!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Whoa, how long was I asleep for?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Long enough for me to record some interesting data!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33And for me to get bored!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Now, do you remember what you dreamt about?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- It was weird. I was on the phone.- OK.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- And the person on the other end was asking about my hair.- Keep going!

0:07:43 > 0:07:47And then it started snowing even though the sun was shining outside.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Yes! The hypothesis worked!

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Surely it's just a load of random dream nonsense.- It's not random.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56It's exactly what I'm trying to prove. Look...

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Phone. Hair. Snow.

0:07:58 > 0:08:04- Well, I also dreamt about something else.- Well, go on.- The doorbell rang

0:08:04 > 0:08:07and there was this gorilla thing at the door, delivering pizza.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09And get this - it was wearing a cowboy hat.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Oh.- What did it look like?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14I can't believe I'm about to say this, but

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- it looked like that Littlefoot thing in your magazine.- Oh, really?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20It's hardly a surprise, Jack.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23You wouldn't shut up about Littlefoot before Dani fell asleep.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25It all fits in with my theory.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Science, one, weird spooky stuff, nil.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Yay!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Welcome to the Sceptics Web Cast.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40We delve deep into the world of the paranormal

0:08:40 > 0:08:43in a bid to prove that it's all just a load of old rubbish.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48With me this week is amateur monster hunter Mr Richard Moonig.

0:08:48 > 0:08:53Now, I believe you recently had an encounter with a mermaid.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55That's right. Yeah.

0:08:55 > 0:09:00I was out fishing and I felt something wriggling in my net.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03I'd been searching for monsters me whole life.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08When I pulled it out of the water...

0:09:08 > 0:09:10..I knew I'd finally found one.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Tell us how you knew.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17Well, its bottom half was like the tail...of a fish!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19And its top half?

0:09:19 > 0:09:24Was like, eh... the top half of a fish.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27So this mermaid had the bottom half of a fish?

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Yep.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31And the top half of a fish?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Correct.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37So how did you know it was a mermaid and not a fish?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Because it spoke to me.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42What did it say?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45MAKES FISH NOISE

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Get out.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- But...- Out. Get out!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Weird dreams are often a sign

0:09:58 > 0:10:00that the person dreaming them is a psychic.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Utter guff.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Some dreams are even predictions of future events.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Except Littlefoot doesn't exist. He's not real.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09There's no way Dani's dream could come true.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Besides, I don't want to be psychic. Hearing voices in my head,

0:10:12 > 0:10:14predicting the future. Ugh, it creeps me out.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I'm happy being normal, thanks.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22I can feel the inspiration flooding back.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- There's the Max I know! - Why, thank you, Ben.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I've missed me too.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29So, how are we going to wind up Dani? What's the plan?

0:10:29 > 0:10:33We'll make her think she's an abnormal psychic freak, of course.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Of course.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37PHONE RINGS

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Hello.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Is that Dani?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Yeah, this is Dani.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48This is Ben. Uh...Ben, Ben...

0:10:48 > 0:10:49..Ben Name.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Ben Name. Ben-um. Bob Benum!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Bob Benum?- That's right.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Mr Bob Benum of the National Bureau of Hair Studies.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01We're conducting a survey on the nation's hair habits

0:11:01 > 0:11:03and we'd like to ask you a few questions.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04What kind of questions?

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Do you suffer from premature balding and overly flaky scalp?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Have you ever entangled your hair in a cake mixer?

0:11:11 > 0:11:17Do you feel your hair has lost its natural joie de vivre?

0:11:18 > 0:11:22That was Bob Benum from the National Bureau of Hair Studies.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- He asked me loads of questions about my hair.- What?

0:11:25 > 0:11:30- Like the ones in your dream?- It's purely coincidence, nothing more.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33My perky butt, it's a coincidence!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Dani has had a psychic experience.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I dreamt that it snowed too.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40If I had a premonition, explain to me why it's not snowing right now.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44What?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49It can't be!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52It's just freak weather. Right, Sam?

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Right. I mean, there's all kinds of meteorological reasons.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Anything from low pressure caused by

0:11:57 > 0:12:00a mid-Atlantic extra-tropical cyclone

0:12:00 > 0:12:04to moist atmospheric conditions dislodging an Arctic air mass.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Exactly.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09It's snowing and you predicted it, Dani. Or should I call you...

0:12:09 > 0:12:11..Spooky Psychic Girl?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20This is priceless, Ben!

0:12:20 > 0:12:24She's actually going to think she's predicted a snow shower!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Ben, are you eating the fake snow?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31No.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37What am I thinking right now?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40That you're hungry and want another sandwich?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42That settles it.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Sam, she can read people's thoughts.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Jack, you're always hungry and you always want another sandwich.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Not always. Sometimes I want a bag of crisps.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Or a pork pie. - I know how to really settle this.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55We'll strap you back in the brain machine

0:12:55 > 0:12:58and see if there's any unusual activity going on in your head.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Works for me.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10All normal. Nothing to indicate that Dani is a psychic.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14Well, maybe your stupid machine is broken. Did you think of that?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Deal with it, Jack.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20If I'm psychic, where's the ape man in the cowboy hat carrying a pizza?

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Excellent point, Dani.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23DOORBELL RINGS

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Oooh. Actually, can one of you guys answer that?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29I don't want anyone to see me wearing this.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31DOORBELL RINGS

0:13:31 > 0:13:33All right! Keep your hair on.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Sam! Are you still...?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Sam?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Huh!

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Littlefoot!

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Oh, no!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Littlefoot!

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Oh. Sam! Sam, are you OK?

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Sam, talk to me!

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- What happened? - It was Littlefoot. He was here.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04He was wearing a cowboy hat, delivering a pizza.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Just like in your dream.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Don't be ridiculous!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Sam, tell him I'm not psychic.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Sam?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Sam!

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Did it work? - You make the perfect ape man.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Why do you own a gorilla mask, by the way?

0:14:23 > 0:14:26I wear it at night to keep the night monkeys away.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Night monkeys?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30You don't get visits from the night monkeys?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- No.- Maybe it's just me, then.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Coordinator Zarg, you're missing Dani's House.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Dani's House can wait. I'm busy with my new hobby.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48Isn't stargazing a bit pointless when you're already in space?

0:14:48 > 0:14:53On the contrary, Coordinator. I've identified a brand new planet.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56A new planet? Well, let me see!

0:14:56 > 0:14:59I shall call it Zang's World.

0:14:59 > 0:15:04Ensuring my name will be remembered for all eternity.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06You do realise that Zang's World

0:15:06 > 0:15:10is actually just a smear of dirt on the window of our spacecraft?

0:15:11 > 0:15:12What?!

0:15:12 > 0:15:17If you'd cleaned the spacecraft properly, like I'd asked,

0:15:17 > 0:15:19this never would have happened.

0:15:19 > 0:15:25Never mind, Coordinator. You could just name the bit of dirt. Call it...

0:15:25 > 0:15:26..Zang's Smear.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28SHE LAUGHS

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Zang's Smear!

0:15:31 > 0:15:36It can't have been Littlefoot. There has to be some rational explanation.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I've been so wrong.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40About what?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Everything.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45My whole life up until this point has been rooted in scientific fact.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Still is, isn't it?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49If Littlefoot is real and you're a psychic,

0:15:49 > 0:15:52what else have I been wrong about? Maths, physics, chemistry?

0:15:52 > 0:15:56Maybe it's a whole load of rubbish.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58I don't know what to believe any more.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01- Believe in this, Sam.- No!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Sam, look, shake yourself out of this.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07You've still got to finish your project for the competition.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Goodbye, science, old friend.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19No!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21What have we missed?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Look, now's not a good time, just go away.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Don't know why we're here? - To annoy me.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29- Dani, how did you know that? - Because he always annoys me.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Are you sure you didn't have a vision of me annoying you?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Look, you're annoying me now, just like I said you would.- Gasp!

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Just like in your vision. - What vision?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40- That was too weird.- You knew exactly what Max was going to do.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Oh... Look! I'm not psychic and I'm going to prove it to both of you.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Somehow.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Next on Sceptic Web Cast,

0:16:58 > 0:17:02We investigate the world of psychic phenomena.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05With me now is Lisa Treeboise,

0:17:05 > 0:17:07who claims to hear psychic voices in her head.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Welcome, Lisa.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- FOOTBALL CROWD CHANTS - Pardon?- I said, welcome.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Sorry, it's just sometimes the psychic voices are a bit too loud.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20Tell me, what do these psychic spirits say to you?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Right now they're telling me that...

0:17:22 > 0:17:25..Drogba's just missed a free kick.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26I beg your pardon?

0:17:26 > 0:17:30The voices, they're coming through louder and louder.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Cole passes it to Lampard, Lampard feeds it to Drogba,

0:17:34 > 0:17:37and Drogba scores!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39GOOAAAL!

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- You're listening to a football match.- Pardon?

0:17:48 > 0:17:49FOOTBALL CROWD STOPS

0:17:49 > 0:17:53The voices - they've stopped!

0:17:53 > 0:17:54I'm free, I'm free!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Oh, oh!

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Get out.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I just want everyone to think I'm normal again.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15So there was something at the door wearing a cowboy hat!

0:18:15 > 0:18:19OK, it doesn't mean it was Littlefoot.

0:18:19 > 0:18:25The rodeo could be in town, or a door-to-door cowboy, or...

0:18:25 > 0:18:27SHE SIGHS

0:18:28 > 0:18:32It's working. But I thought Dani would be a gibbering wreck by now.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34I could dress up as Littlefoot again?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36If we keep doing it, we risk being caught.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39But how else will we convince her that Littlefoot's real?

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Perhaps we don't need to go for a full Littlefoot sighting.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Leave the fake snow alone! What have I told you?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- That it's bad for me?- Exactly.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56You've totally broadened my horizons.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59I feel there's this veil of smoke

0:18:59 > 0:19:02that's just been lifted from my eyes, man.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I'm liking this more open-minded Sam.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Cryptozoology,

0:19:06 > 0:19:07astral channelling,

0:19:07 > 0:19:10the study of crop circles.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Those are my beliefs now.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Right, then. Have we got everything we need?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Divining rods?

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Check.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Dreamcatcher?

0:19:22 > 0:19:23Check!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Chakra stones?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Check.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I found this.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Now do you believe that Littlefoot is real?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36I don't know what to believe in.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Whoa, what...?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41What's that around your neck?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43My healing crystals.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Weird Sphere says it totally harmonises my chakra.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Your what?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49My chakra. Hello?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Energy centres.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54What's happened to you?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56I'm forging a new path.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00We're going on a Littlefoot hunt.

0:20:01 > 0:20:06Ooooh. Oooh.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Max, do I have to do this?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09It's making me feel all funny.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Give it here.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Ugh.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Ugh.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Voila!

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Littlefoot feet.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28SPOOKY MUSIC

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Ooooh! Look!

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Littlefoot hair.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36This proves it!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Jack, look, footprints!

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Little footprints.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Littlefoot must have returned here.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Maybe he's still in the house.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46I don't believe it.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52We've done it, Ben. She thinks Littlefoot is real.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Hmm.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00I really don't believe it.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07With me now is Terence Toothpastry,

0:21:07 > 0:21:11the man who claims to have been bitten by a werewolf.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Terence, describe the incident to me.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Well, I'm a postman, you see.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21And I was delivering mail to this house when I heard a snarling sound.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Like a wild animal! From behind the door.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29Anyway, I put the mail through the letterbox when, woof!

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Something bit my hand.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32And you think this is a werewolf?

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Well, of course. What else could it be?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36A dog?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Oh, yeah.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Didn't think about that.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46I might have known. Get out of my studio!

0:21:46 > 0:21:48HE HOWLS

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Get out!

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Get out!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Right, who's next?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Out.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Ho-ho! Littlefoot trashed the kitchen!

0:22:14 > 0:22:17A-ma-zing!

0:22:17 > 0:22:21He must've been, like, really hungry.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22That's my kind of ape man.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26OK, this is what we're going to do.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Wait! What if Littlefoot's a vegetarian?

0:22:34 > 0:22:37If I'm right, Littlefoot will be an omnivore.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Hmm. That's interesting.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47I knew it!

0:22:47 > 0:22:51Sam? Jack, where are you?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- He's coming, somebody's coming. - I can prove to you that I'm not a...

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Ouch, ow!

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Aaaah!

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Yes, we caught him! We caught him, Sam!

0:23:00 > 0:23:03We caught Littlefoot! Call the papers.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Call the news channels. Call the internet. We're going to be famous!

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Jack, that's not Littlefoot.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Too right I'm not Littlefoot! - Easy mistake to make.- Whatever.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16I have proof that I'm not psychic.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17What kind of proof?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- The scientific kind. - Ha-ha! You did science?

0:23:20 > 0:23:24Dani, I've told you. I've realised that science is just

0:23:24 > 0:23:27a desperate refuge for the closed-minded.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29I'm not asking you to believe in science again.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32I'm asking you to believe in your best friend.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34OK.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I'm listening.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40So, I tested the hair that Sam found in the door frame

0:23:40 > 0:23:42and it turns out it was artificial.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46You mean Littlefoot has artificial fur?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49I had a sneaking feeling I'd seen that shade of fur before.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52So, I went to get a clipping from my mum's fake-fur coat

0:23:52 > 0:23:53but the coat was missing.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55What? And you think Littlefoot stole it?

0:23:55 > 0:23:56In a way, yeah.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00There was a trail of fake-fur coat leading from my mum's wardrobe...

0:24:00 > 0:24:01..to this door.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Max's bedroom.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- See where I'm going with this? - Dani, please.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10I'm really liking this new Sam. Don't do this to us.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Too late, it's already done.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Um... Dani, aaah!

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Help, help! Littlefoot's in here!

0:24:19 > 0:24:21He's trying to attack me!

0:24:21 > 0:24:22What?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Give it up, Max.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26I know what you've been up to.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29So Ben was Littlefoot all along?

0:24:29 > 0:24:33Well, that still doesn't explain how you dreamt this would happen, Dani.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Or the snow, or the phone call from the Bureau of Hair Studies.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Ah, the snow.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40My elevenses!

0:24:40 > 0:24:44And I wouldn't be surprised to find our number on Max's mobile.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Let me guess. It was the last number you called?- All right, I admit it.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49I overheard you talking about your dream

0:24:49 > 0:24:52and wanted to make you think you were a psychic freak.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54- But you didn't pull it off, did you?- No.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57But I fooled your friends pretty good.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I'd say a partial success.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01I wouldn't be too pleased with yourself.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Now you've admitted it, you've got to put the kitchen back to rights.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Unless you want me to tell Mum and Dad what you did, of course?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Did you manage to fix the brain machine?

0:25:20 > 0:25:23No need to. A good scientist always backs up her data.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26I submitted it last night to the judging panel.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28- It's good to have you back. - It's good to be back.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29What about you, Jack?

0:25:29 > 0:25:33Still putting all your faith in ridiculous paranormal nonsense?

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Are you kidding?

0:25:34 > 0:25:36If it's that easy for a couple of prize plums

0:25:36 > 0:25:39like Max and Ben to fake Littlefoot, anyone could do it.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41No, this magazine's a load of rubbish.

0:25:41 > 0:25:46From now on, I'm sticking to more reliable sources of information.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Oh, I wonder what my horoscope says today.

0:25:49 > 0:25:54How sad that another series of Dani's House must come to a close.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57I will miss Dani, Sam and Jack.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00THEY WHIMPER

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Wait. We've still got our teleporter, Coordinator Zak.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11We could beam Dani and her friends up to the ship.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14But that would contravene galactic regulations!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Stuff the regulations. - You can't do this!- Why?

0:26:16 > 0:26:20- I can!- No!- Aaah!- Ah!

0:26:20 > 0:26:24Hmm. It says I'll be going on a journey to a faraway place.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Yeah, I know. Load of guff.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31SPOOKY MUSIC

0:26:31 > 0:26:32What's happening?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Aaah!- Oof!

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Where are we?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Are we in space?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49ALL: Aaaaah!

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Uh...uh...

0:26:53 > 0:26:55I'm sending you back immediately!

0:26:55 > 0:27:00Wait! At least tell us your...

0:27:01 > 0:27:03ELECTRONIC BLEEPING

0:27:03 > 0:27:06There, I've sent them back to Earth and erased their memories.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09- They'll never remember a thing. - Spoilsport!

0:27:09 > 0:27:12ALARM RINGS

0:27:12 > 0:27:13What's the alarm?

0:27:13 > 0:27:17- Oh, teleporter malfunction.- Ah.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Oh, I feel really weird.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I feel like I've been dragged through

0:27:32 > 0:27:34a molecular disassembler backwards.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Uh, guys. What's happened to our clothes?

0:27:37 > 0:27:39ALL: Ugh!

0:27:39 > 0:27:42I wish you'd wear bigger knickers.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Ugh!

0:27:45 > 0:27:47BOTH: Ugh!

0:27:47 > 0:27:48BOTH: Aaah!

0:27:48 > 0:27:50THEY LAUGH

0:27:55 > 0:28:00# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Let's lift these chains

0:28:02 > 0:28:07# Let's ride this wave right out to sea

0:28:07 > 0:28:11# I will be

0:28:11 > 0:28:14# Breaking free. #