0:00:02 > 0:00:03I've got them, Co-ordinator!
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Tickets to the opening of Weasel World.
0:00:06 > 0:00:11The most largest, intense theme park on planet Earth.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14I heard that Weasel World has the scariest roller coasters
0:00:14 > 0:00:16in the universe.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18It's fun BECAUSE it's scary.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21There's a ride at Weasel World called the Bone Blaster
0:00:21 > 0:00:23which turns your bones into dust.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Where's the fun in that?!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Sounds awesome to me.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31There's the Devastator Four Billion which makes your feet explode.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33There's the Ratonator
0:00:33 > 0:00:37which makes your eyeballs pop out of their sockets like this.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Do you still want to go?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Of course.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oh, what do you know!
0:01:01 > 0:01:06I've lost my ticket. I'll just have to stay here and watch Dani's House.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Oh, never mind, Co-ordinator. You can have mine.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Thanks.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Hi, my name's Dani and this is my fantastic new...
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Best friend, Jack!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Yeah, but... Oh, where was I?!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Your name's Dani and I'm her best friend too, Sam.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29As I was saying, this is my fantastic new...
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Max!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'm her brother and, actually, it's... Ben?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35What? Oh, it's OUR show.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Can you just zip it?!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my...
0:01:40 > 0:01:42SHOUTING
0:01:42 > 0:01:43I give up!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51But Winkie Weasel says that Weasel World is officially
0:01:51 > 0:01:53the best place ever.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I don't care if Winkie Weasel says
0:01:55 > 0:01:58the streets in Weasel World are paved with chocolate.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59We're not going.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04Look, this isn't a word I use very often, Dani, but...
0:02:04 > 0:02:07please, please, can we go? Pretty please?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Pleasy, pleasy on top. Please, please, please, please!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Max, I can't afford it and Sam and Jack are here.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18So be it. You shall rue the day you refused to take Max to Weasel World.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22So here I am, once again,
0:02:22 > 0:02:26stuck at home baby-sitting my evil little brother.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Well, at least I've got company.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Sam's busy working on her coursework and Jack is...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Jack, what are you doing?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Seeing how many marshmallows I can fit into my mouth.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39But you ruined my concentration.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I was in the zone, Dani. The zone.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Ooh!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Sam?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Nothing! What? Hello.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49I heard a muffled shriek.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51It was probably just the wind or a bird.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Or a bird in the wind shrieking.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Can you smell burning? - Perhaps the bird's on fire.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Perhaps there is no bird.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05What happened?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I spilled hydrochloric acid causing a diverse reaction
0:03:08 > 0:03:11with the turpentine in the shoe dye.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12That's easy for you to say.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Those are my mum's favourite shoes!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Correction - WERE your mum's favourite shoes.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Just tell her it was my fault.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24It was! She'll blame me for allowing chemicals in the house.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27We can get them fixed at a shoe repair shop.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Wait, an alkaline solution might put things right.
0:03:30 > 0:03:36This should neutralise the acid and stop the damage getting any worse.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Are you sure that will work? - Trust me. I am a scientist.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Is that supposed to happen? - Course not.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55She's always there - standing in the way of my fun,
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- like a big...a big... - A big Dani-shaped fun-blocker?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Precisely what I was going to say. - What are you going to do, Max?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I'm going to get rid of my sister and her loser friends
0:04:05 > 0:04:08and then I'm going to launch my most ambitious scheme yet.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Dani won't let me go to Weasel World,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I'll just have to bring Weasel World to me.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14I like where this is going.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18That's right, Ben. I'm going to build my very own theme park.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24OK, look. I've got some molecular polymer.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- We can pour that into a shoe shape...- No more science!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Yeah, what good has science ever done?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32The invention of penicillin, electricity, the combustion engine,
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- I could go on.- Please don't. - Maybe we would all benefit
0:04:35 > 0:04:38if occasionally you dragged yourself away from the chemistry set
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- and behaved a little less like... Well, like a geek.- Huh!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44You called me the G-word.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I've been saving this for the right moment.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I call it...
0:04:50 > 0:04:52..MaxWorld!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Isn't it rather small for a theme park?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56If we try and get on these rides, we'd break them.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59This is a scale model, Ben.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02The full size version will take over the entire house.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05It's brilliant, Max.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08But Dani will never let you build it.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Never mind about her.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12All I need is the right opportunity to put my plan into motion.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14< How dare you call me a geek?!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Hark. Is that an opportunity I hear?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Name one actor or singer who has ever done anything meaningful.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Meaningful? What about the stars campaigning against global warming?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Yes, by flying thousands of miles in gas-guzzling planes.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Yeah, those ones.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Acting and singing is my life, Sam. You take that back!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Not until you take back calling me a geek.- No way!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Then neither will I!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Fine!- Fine!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43TRUMPET FANFARE
0:05:43 > 0:05:45CHEERING
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Ladies and gentlemen,
0:05:47 > 0:05:53it's the Heavyweight Insult Championship of the Wo-o-orld!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57In the blue corner, all the way from Dani's House, she sings,
0:05:57 > 0:06:02she acts, she floats like a bee...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04It's the Mighty Dani-i-i-i!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05CHEERING
0:06:05 > 0:06:07And in the red corner,
0:06:07 > 0:06:14our challenger tonight, weighing in at 45.45kg of pure brain power,
0:06:14 > 0:06:18S-a-a-a-a-mantha!
0:06:18 > 0:06:19CHEERING
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I want good, clean insults. No kicking, no biting,
0:06:24 > 0:06:27no kicking each other on the shins. Got that? Touch them up.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Let's get it on!
0:06:29 > 0:06:30BELL RINGS
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Control freak!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Science bore!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Little Miss Bossy Boots!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Little Miss Know It All!
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Little Miss "I'm So Stupid,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54"I Think A Balanced Meal Is Something You Eat On A Tightrope".
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Yeah?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59At least I don't have a face like a shrivelled-up cow's udder!
0:07:02 > 0:07:03BOOING
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- That insult was below the belt. Disqualified!- What?!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- ..Then neither will I! - This is getting out of hand.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Don't bring them into this.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I hate to see good friends fight.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22It brings a tear to one's eye.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I'm sensing some unresolved tension in the room.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Max, I'm not in the mood.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Perhaps I could resolve your differences.- No! I don't think so.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Fair enough but you could take a lesson from international diplomacy
0:07:34 > 0:07:37by locking yourself in a room till you settle things.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39That's not a bad idea.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41You'll need a mediator.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Someone with good people skills to bridge this divide -
0:07:45 > 0:07:48someone compassionate, learned, wise.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Yup! That's me.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54I'm all those things. A DJ KNOWS people.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Being a REASONABLE person, I'm willing to give diplomacy a go.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I'm reasonable too. Fine! We'll give it a go.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Good!- Fine!
0:08:03 > 0:08:08Don't come out until you've settled your differences. Any questions?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- What...?- Um...- What...?- Good!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12All too easy.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Ben, the key.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- You did it, Max.- Yeah, I did.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Even I'M surprised that worked.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34OK, diplomacy.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Sam, first I want you to apologise to Dani.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Sorry.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Now you, Dani.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Sorry(!)
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- There we go, all sorted. Rock! - That's not sorted anything.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49There's more I want to say.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Love the sound of your own voice!
0:08:52 > 0:08:56This won't get resolved unless we speak our minds.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Speaking our minds got us into this.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I suggest a talking stick.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Native American tribes use it.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05The stick is passed from member
0:09:05 > 0:09:08to member and no-one can talk unless they have the stick.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Great idea(!) Except we don't HAVE a talking stick.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13We could use this rolled-up magazine.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17HE BLOWS A FANFARE
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Just get it off your chest, Dani.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Tell Sam everything that's been annoying you.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Leave nothing unsaid.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I hate that Sam thinks her science project's the most important thing.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36And that you stand with your head on your shoulder - it looks sappy.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37I do NOT do that.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40What are you doing, Sam?
0:09:40 > 0:09:41She's hogging the stick.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I haven't finished yet.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Give me that!- Get off!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48GLASS SMASHES
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I'm sure this never happens to Native Americans.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57DRUMS POUND
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Big Chief Smells Like Coyote?
0:10:02 > 0:10:03I broke another talking stick.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05That's the fourth one!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07What have you been doing, Screams Like Little Girl?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Playing catch. - They don't grow on trees.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Technically, they do. - Don't argue. I am the chief.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Yes, Chief. Sorry, Chief.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Throw that broken stick away. - You got it, Chiefy!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh! Boomerang.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Sorry.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32First my mum's shoes, now the window.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Is there anything else you want to break before I kick you out?!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39You don't have to kick me out cos I'm leaving.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42It's stuck.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48It's not stuck - it's locked, from the outside!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Max manipulated us. He's locked the door.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53He could be up to anything out there.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Max, let us out.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Ah, sweet music to my ears.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04All finished, Max. Your theme park is ready for its grand opening.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06And you followed my EXACT specifications?
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- To the letter. An idiot could have done it.- Indeed, he has.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Well done, Ben. Hand me my giant novelty scissors.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21The discovery of fire, man landing on the moon,
0:11:21 > 0:11:23the invention of the microwave pizza.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28Today, another defining moment in human history.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32I give you MaxWorld.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Bravo! Bravo, Sir.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Last one to the spinning tea cups is a monkey-face!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Step aside, ladies. Jack will get you out of here.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48What are you doing?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Trying to squeeze under to unlock it from the other side.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54And you think that's going to work?!
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Now that you mention it...
0:11:55 > 0:12:00- We wouldn't be here if you hadn't spilt chemicals.- We wouldn't be here
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- if you didn't wind up your brother. - It's my fault?!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04To a degree, yes.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07And they're off again.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10THEY ARGUE
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Humans can be so aggressive and argumentative.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21Our species are so evolved, I can say I've never had an argument.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Well, there was that one time we had an argument.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26When have I had an argument with you?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Remember, that time.- What time?!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- You know.- I don't know!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- I remember it. - I've never had an argument!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Have.- Haven't.- Have.- Haven't. - Have.- Haven't.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37HAVEN'T! HAVEN'T!
0:12:37 > 0:12:41HAVEN'T! I have never had an argument with you, ever!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45SMOKE HISSES
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Apart from the argument we just had...
0:12:48 > 0:12:49QUIET!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Whee!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- That was brilliant.- Whee!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Ben, the ride's finished.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03What will we go on next?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Revolvotron.- I'll start it up.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Ready, Max?- Ready!
0:13:27 > 0:13:33- How was it?- I feel dizzy, confused. I think I'm going to chuck-up.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37In other words, it was awesome.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Do it again, only faster this time.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Or we could try one of the other rides, like the Slam Riser.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Oh, wait, the Slam Riser has a minimum height restriction.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50You built a ride in my very own theme park
0:13:50 > 0:13:52that I'm not tall enough to go on?!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54DOOR BELL RINGS
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Who's that?- Your parents?
0:13:56 > 0:13:57They're not due back for hours.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Then it's the people I gave MaxWorld tickets to.- You did what?!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- I knew you'd be pleased. - Does this face look pleased?!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Um... Can I get another clue?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09It's NOT pleased. It's anything BUT pleased.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I thought MaxWorld would be more fun if we shared it.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13You always get me to share things with you -
0:14:13 > 0:14:15my lunch, my pocket money.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19MaxWorld is different. It's for my OWN personal fun,
0:14:19 > 0:14:21and to a lesser extent, yours too.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24How can we enjoy it if we have to queue for our OWN rides?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27DOOR BELL RINGS
0:14:27 > 0:14:31I've done another silly, haven't I?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36There's been a misunder...
0:14:36 > 0:14:39THEY CHEER
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Be careful. Those Dodgems aren't meant to be treated like that.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Ben, do something!- Like what?!
0:14:55 > 0:14:56- Anything!- Anything?
0:14:56 > 0:15:00HE CLUCKS
0:15:00 > 0:15:01What are you doing?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04The Funky Chicken. You usually love my dances.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07How will the Funky Chicken get rid of these no-goods?!
0:15:07 > 0:15:08You told me to do anything.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10I thought it'd take your mind off this disaster.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14CRASHING
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Yeah?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Get your friends and get out of my theme park.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Why? What are you going to do?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25You don't know who you're messing with.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'm Max and I'm... "the man" around here.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29You're the man, are you?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Yes, that's me.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33I'm the man.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Who am I to stop "the man" from having fun(?)
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Guys, the man here wants his theme park back.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42What do you say we give him a go in the Chamber of Spheres?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47LAUGHTER
0:15:47 > 0:15:51I think there may be rather too many balls in this Chamber of Spheres.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53And I'd like to get out, please.
0:15:53 > 0:15:59Let's go and ride the Haunted Railroad...and then smash it up.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Max, are you OK?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Ben! Oh, thank goodness. You have to get me out of here.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11I've never had anyone turn on me before.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I feel like... I feel like...
0:16:13 > 0:16:16how you must feel when I boss you around.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I promise if you get me out, I'll make it up to you somehow.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- Really?- You're my best friend.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23From now on, we'll be equals.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Cool. So how are we going to get rid of the tough kids?
0:16:27 > 0:16:31We need someone with good people skills and who's bigger than us.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33If only we knew someone like that.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- What about Jack?- You're a genius.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I can't believe I've underestimated you all this time.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42What is going on out there?!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Mum and Dad are going to do their nut.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I've written SOS on this paper plane.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Someone might find it and rescue us.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50There's someone at the bus stop.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- It's going.- It's going.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- It's been caught by a gust of wind. - Look out!- It's coming back.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Ow!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Jack, you plum!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I don't know why we thought you could patch things up.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07It isn't easy being in a cat-fight.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- This is more than just a cat-fight. - You don't know
0:17:10 > 0:17:11how serious this is.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14You swan around with your head in the clouds.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I've seen mould cultures smarter than you.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18What does the D in DJ stand for, dumb?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22All right, let's never speak to each other again.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24In fact, you don't have to look at me.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Fine.- Good.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36I don't believe it.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Is this...
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Narnia?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Mr Tumnus?
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Yes?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48It's not Narnia. It's the landing outside Dani's bedroom,
0:17:48 > 0:17:51obviously, and this is my dear friend and hero, Ben,
0:17:51 > 0:17:52not Mr Tumnus.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Although my bottom half is very hairy.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58I built a secret door into Dani's room.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01That's how Max is always able to steal Dani's stuff.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Dani won't be happy when she finds out.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05She won't because you won't tell her.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08We rescued you so you owe us a favour.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09You locked us in there.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13We could have kept you there forever. In my compassion, I let you out.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Now you'll repay that kindness by helping us.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Besides, do you want to help a girl who called you dumb?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- You heard that? - I thought it was terribly unfair.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25You're right. Why should I help them?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28OK, what do you want me to do?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31SHOUTING
0:18:33 > 0:18:38So...you want me to go in there and ask them to leave?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41You're the one with the people skills.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I only know how to annoy people.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Now, go. Work your magic.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Ow! You got it.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Guys...
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Can we... Can we just...
0:18:56 > 0:18:57GUYS!
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Now, I know you must all have had a lot of fun today,
0:19:04 > 0:19:06but you guys have got to leave.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Who are you?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10The person that wants you to go. If you don't go
0:19:10 > 0:19:14this instant, I'm afraid there are going to be some very...
0:19:14 > 0:19:18very...serious consequences.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24So if you'd all kindly be on your way.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Stop this! Or you'll regret it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Why, what are you going to do?
0:19:36 > 0:19:41Nothing. You'll just regret it. You'll feel really bad about it.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Hit it.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48HE WHIMPERS
0:19:52 > 0:19:56I guess getting Jack to help didn't exactly work.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59JACK WHIMPERS
0:20:00 > 0:20:03This has been a terrible mistake, Ben.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I'm smart, but I'm not smart enough to get out of this one.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08If only we knew someone smarter than you.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11BOTH: SAM!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Jack?
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Jack? Come on, we get the joke.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21He must have found a way to escape.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23He escaped and didn't rescue us?!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Why would he after what you said to him?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Trust you to blame me and not take any responsibility.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Jack?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Jack, are you in here?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Sam?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Oh, great(!) She's escaped too.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52You built a secret door into Dani's room?
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- I've got a problem. - I already know that.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59The kind of problem that's too big for me to handle.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00I need your help.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02You're coming to ME for help?!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06It's been that kind of a topsy-turvy day.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Me and Max are even equals now.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Ben, do you even know what "equals" means?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I know I don't know what it doesn't mean.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Sam, I need someone as smart as me,
0:21:16 > 0:21:19but with maturity and responsibility to back it up.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Please, I'm desperate. I need your genius.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27OK.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30What do you want me to do?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33CHEERING
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Special prize if you get her on the nose!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- What do we do now, Max? - This is a nightmare, Ben.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45I've never had to unscheme one of my own schemes before.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48We need an expert in outscheming you.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I never dreamt I would say this, but we need...
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Dani!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00What kind of person drives their best friends away?!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I'm history's greatest monster.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04DOOR OPENS
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Max!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- You're letting me go? - I need your help.
0:22:08 > 0:22:14- I need you to do the one thing you do better than anyone else.- Sing? Act?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I need you to ruin one of my schemes.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18What?!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Ow! Ow!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Oh. Ow.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Ow!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29JACK WHIMPERS
0:22:29 > 0:22:31OK, I'll help.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34BUT I want one thing in return.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37What do you want? I'll do anything,
0:22:37 > 0:22:39a foot massage, a piggyback to the cinema,
0:22:39 > 0:22:41the location of my secret practical joke stash.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I want YOU to give me an apology.
0:22:44 > 0:22:50You can't! You beast! You know that's the one thing I can never give you.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Do it or I'll call Mum and Dad and tell them what's been going on.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I think I'm going to faint.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58I'm waiting, Max.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01OK, Dani, I'm... I'm...
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Oh, I can't do it. My mouth won't make the words.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Fine. I'll just call Mum and Dad and...
0:23:08 > 0:23:12I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I'm sorry for locking you in your bedroom
0:23:14 > 0:23:16and turning the house into a theme park.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I'm sorry. Please, forgive me. I'm sorry.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I'm so, so sorry!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Dirty! Dirty! Unclean!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Unclean!
0:23:28 > 0:23:32- Works for me.- And me.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34CHEERING
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Hello, everyone! I come in peace.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Ah, well, if it ain't the big man.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45What's up, big man?
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Had so much fun last time, you've come back for more?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Yes. Um, anyhow, I have an offer.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52I'm listening.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I'm throwing in the towel. I admit defeat.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56That's hardly news.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58No, but I want you to have my park.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02I've drawn up a contract offering you ownership of MaxWorld.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05We ALREADY own MaxWorld, you prawn.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06But this would make it legal.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10You could remake it in your own image, rename it after yourself.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Bradleyland - I like the sound of that.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Max, you can't do this.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Shut it, Treacle!- Wha...!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21All you have to do is sign here and the park is yours.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27There we are. Congratulations.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29KNOCK AT DOOR
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Seeing as you are the new owner of MaxWorld and this entire house,
0:24:33 > 0:24:35you'd better answer your front door.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Good day. I'm looking for the legal owner of MaxWorld.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47That would be Bradley.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Good. I'm Valerie Huffandpuff from the department of health and safety.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54We've had a few complaints that the rides in your park
0:24:54 > 0:24:55aren't entirely safe.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Wait a minute. I didn't build this place. These two did.
0:24:58 > 0:25:03Actually, my associate Ben did. He tried his best,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05but most of the rides are incredibly dangerous.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08CRASHING AND SCREAMING
0:25:08 > 0:25:10See what I mean? This place is lethal.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- Hang on. Wait a minute... - This is deeply troubling.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I'm afraid, Mr Bradley,
0:25:15 > 0:25:18that your theme park is in violation of local government health
0:25:18 > 0:25:21and safety code 47953, subsection B
0:25:21 > 0:25:24and I must present you with this fine of £100,000
0:25:24 > 0:25:26payable by the end of the week.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- This has to be a mistake. - No mistake, Bradley.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33It clearly states here that you are the legal owner of MaxWorld.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37The small print states you're responsible for what happens here.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Stuff it. You can keep your theme park.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41You're still legally obliged...
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Guys, we've got to go. Now!
0:25:51 > 0:25:52I knew I could rely on you, Dani.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55You really are the world's biggest spoilsport.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Come on, Ben. Let's celebrate the foiling of our scheme.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- After you, Ben. - A boy could get used to this.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Everything's back to normal.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Mum and Dad will never know anything happened.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- How are you guys feeling?- Bruised.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- Dizzy.- But glad we're friends again.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I can't believe this started over a pair of shoes.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24The shoes!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I completely forgot. I might have time to pop into town
0:26:27 > 0:26:29and get a new pair before Mum gets back.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31At least let me pay for them.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34I spilled the chemicals and it's the least I can do.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Thanks. I'm really sorry I called you a geek.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42- I'm sorry for what I said to you. - Jack, I'm sorry. You're not dumb.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44HE GROANS
0:26:44 > 0:26:46I'm enjoying being your equal, Max.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Absolutely. We should have done this years ago.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51It's good to be on the same level.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Couldn't say it better myself. More crisps, please.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Hand me some cherryade.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Don't push it, Max.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07- Can I have some cherryade, please, my equal friend?- Better.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13I do hate it when our Dani's House friends fight.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14I'm back.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18How was Weasel World? Were the rides as terrifying as I'd warned you?
0:27:18 > 0:27:20If not more so, Co-ordinator.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23People are stumbling off them in a daze.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26There were emergency trauma centres set up by the ride exits.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29I've never seen such wanton devastation.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Maybe next time you'll listen and stay away from theme parks.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Are you kidding?! I had the best time ever.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39- You did?!- The humans mistook me for Winkie Weasel's cartoon friend.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43I spent the whole day posing for photographs. See!
0:27:45 > 0:27:51I had such a good time, I bought us both annual season tickets. Yay!
0:27:51 > 0:27:52Let's go back tomorrow!
0:27:55 > 0:28:00# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Let's lift these chains
0:28:02 > 0:28:07# Let's rock this wave right out to sea
0:28:07 > 0:28:12# I will be breaking free! #