0:00:05 > 0:00:08Oops, better avoid that black hole.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10I could get out and float faster than you could fly.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13I was top of my class at the Space Pilots' Academy.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15- Oh.- Numero Uno!
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- Really?- Oh, it's almost time for Dani's House.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Quickly, take the controls while I tune us into Earth TV.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- Me?- Hurry!
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Oh! Aghh! OK!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Hm! Agh!
0:00:30 > 0:00:31What's up with that asteroid?
0:00:31 > 0:00:36- Quickly, press the red, green, blue and yellow buttons in that order.- OK.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41- No! That's the wrong order!- Agh! - Get out of my way!- Agh!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Phew! What were you doing?
0:00:47 > 0:00:52The truth is I never passed my basic Starship Pilot test.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56It's all right. I'm a BSP certified test instructor.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I'll teach you.
0:00:58 > 0:01:04- What? You will?- Yes. You can drive while I watch Dani's House.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Hi, my name's Dani and this is my fantastic new...
0:01:12 > 0:01:13..Best friend Jack!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Yeah, but... Oh, where was I?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Your name's Dani and I'm your best friend too - Sam.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22As I was saying, this is my fantastic new... Max!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I'm her brother, and actually it's... Ben.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26What? Oh, it's our show.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Can you just zip it?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my fantastic...
0:01:31 > 0:01:33ALL TALK BEHIND HER
0:01:33 > 0:01:34I give up!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37ALL SQUABBLE
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Are you OK?- No.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Can you give us a hand, please?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Sorry, I've still got that terrible earache. Ow!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Ow, it hurts!- Earache doesn't make you limp, Jack.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Oh yeah! Right.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Right, that is it. I am done with public transport.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09More like totally inconvenient, highly uncomfortable transport.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Catchy.- It's a knack.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14That's why I've decided to learn how to drive.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16But cars pollute the atmosphere.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19What, and a great big fume-belching bus that's always late doesn't?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Get a bike with a trailer. It's eco-friendly and practical.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25What if the gig's miles away, or it's raining?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28And how come I'm the only one who got hit by that puddle?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Because I leapt out of the way and ducked behind you
0:02:30 > 0:02:31in the nick of time!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33You're such a great friend, Jack(!)
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh, thanks!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Friends are supposed to look out for each other,
0:02:38 > 0:02:39not duck behind each other.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Exactly. I was helping Dani look out for me.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44These are brand new jeans.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I think me and you need to talk about what makes a great friend.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I'll teach you all I can, but some of my super-friend skills
0:02:50 > 0:02:52are top secret.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54What super-friend skills are these?
0:02:54 > 0:03:00Things like carrying. See, look what a good job I did.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Where's Dani's costume, Jack?
0:03:05 > 0:03:11Er... Right... Possibly I picked up the wrong bag getting off the bus.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- What?- What?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16That was my favourite outfit. I said never take your eyes off it.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I didn't... Except for when I dozed off for a bit.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Thanks for nothing, Jack.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Get out of my way! Out of my way, losers!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Take it outside!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30You lot must be exhausted carting that lot round in a bus.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- That's why I'm going to learn to drive.- You, driving?!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Ha-ha(!) Yeah, me!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I thought I saw a pig fly outside my window just now.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Ha-ha! Nice one. Funny!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44So very not funny.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52This game of yours, it's like an actual car.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I know. It's totally addictive.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Watch me overtake these cops.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Can I have a go now, Max?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Of course. It is your game after all. - Cool.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09You can be a completely realistic passenger.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Whoa! Watch out for that lorry, Max.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Phew! Great driving.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26You're right. Once you start at this game, you just can't stop.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29It's the best driving sim ever.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Thanks for bringing it over. People would pay to play this.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- You reckon?- Definitely.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39And I think I've just had a genius level idea
0:04:39 > 0:04:41for making some easy money.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Max is right, you know.- What?- You behind the wheel of a car.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- It doesn't compute.- Why not?- It just wouldn't look right.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Like a chicken riding a bicycle, or a monkey flying a 747.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Monkey pilots. Wow!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Plus you've got no hand-eye co-ordination.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Are you saying I wouldn't be able to learn how to drive?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Being the top notch super-friend we all agree I am...
0:05:13 > 0:05:15..it's my sworn duty to sock you with the truth.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18All right. I'll show you.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Driving schools...
0:05:21 > 0:05:23MOBILE DIALLING TONE
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Hello? Hi, I want to find out about driving lessons.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30So despite losing outfits and not helping carrying stuff,
0:05:30 > 0:05:32you still think you're a great friend?
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Yeah, obviously.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Come on, losing Dani's outfit wasn't really my fault.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- So you'll be willing to submit to the ultimate test?- Which is?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42The Teenster friendship quiz.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Piece of cake!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Welcome to Friend Or Fiend.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- It's great to be here.- We'll see!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56First question.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Your friend is hungry and wants to eat that tasty snack
0:05:59 > 0:06:01you've put in your sock for later.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02What do you do?
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Tasty snack? What tasty snack? There's no tasty snack here?
0:06:09 > 0:06:10BUZZER
0:06:10 > 0:06:1220 points down already.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Not very impressive, is it?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Do I have to answer that? - BUZZER
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Next question. Your friend lets you in on a big juicy secret
0:06:20 > 0:06:22and asks you not to tell anyone.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23What do you do?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Hey everyone, Sam's got a big secret to tell!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Let me tell you all about it.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32BUZZER Oh dear!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- We're on minus 80.- What?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Complete this friendship phrase.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38A friend in need is a...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Big pain in the... - BUZZER
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Wrong answer! You really are a terrible friend aren't you, Jack!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Goodbye!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Oh!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Don't tell me, don't tell me.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I'm aceing this friendship quiz aren't I?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57How much?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59What do you teach people in - Bentleys?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Apparently you have to be a lottery winner or a banker
0:07:02 > 0:07:03to get driving lessons.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05You need about 500 I reckon.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Thanks(!) I can barely afford one.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12What am I going to do? I'm never going to be able to learn to drive.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Come and help me with Jack's friendship quiz?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Oh, is that the one we both...?- Got top marks in! That's right!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yeah, I'm doing really well too.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Question two. Your friend wants to borrow your favourite lipstick...
0:07:24 > 0:07:27ENGINE ROARS UPSTAIRS
0:07:27 > 0:07:29What is that?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Turn it down!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Slow right down into the bend.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38But you take corners fast.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41You can't compare Jenson Button to Noddy!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43SCREECH
0:07:43 > 0:07:45No!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47I said turn it down!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- OK.- What is that anyway?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Just a driving simulator.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Driving?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59That's right. Driving.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01GAME NOISE CONTINUES
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I passed with flying colours, right?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06According to this you...
0:08:06 > 0:08:07- GAME NOISE CONTINUES - Doesn't that sound
0:08:07 > 0:08:09exactly like a real car?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Sorry. Jack, your scores say that you're quite probably
0:08:12 > 0:08:16an actual enemy to be avoided at all costs.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17No way.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- It's here in black and white.- But it's a silly quiz in a girls' mag.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Teenster, actually.- It's no big deal, right?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- I'm afraid it is, Jack.- We can no longer call you a friend.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Come again?- You've been demoted. - To what?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Acquaintance.- If you don't buck up your ideas...
0:08:33 > 0:08:36..You become someone we'd maybe say "Hi" to in the street.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Sometimes!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I'm going to prove to you what a good friend I am.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Really? How?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45I'll just call Lost Property. I'm going to get your costume back.
0:08:46 > 0:08:54Hello. Yes, I left something very valuable on the number 27 bus.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Yeah it's a pink and gold leotard
0:08:57 > 0:09:00with high-heeled silver glittery shoes.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03What do you mean, "What size am I?"
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Hello? He... - LINE GOES DEAD
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well, I gave it my best shot.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- That was your best shot?- Yeah.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14You really are just digging a deeper and deeper hole for yourself.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19So this is going to be a sensible family saloon?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23No. Something sporty and girly. Dani has to think she'll look good in it.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26What's that?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29My trainer fund chart. I need those new trainers.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34So I can run faster, jump higher, and more importantly,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- look cooler. - I thought you didn't have the money.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Which is exactly why I'm giving Dani driving lessons.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Where is she?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46I thought she'd be up here, begging to try out the simulator by now.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- You've got to give me another chance.- Did you hear something, Sam?
0:09:54 > 0:09:58It sounded like that guy we used to know. What was his name?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- BOTH: Hmm...?- You want to learn to drive, right?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Yeah, but I can't afford it. - What if lessons were free?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- I'm listening.- See, being the great friend I am.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- You're an acquaintance. - I can teach you.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- BOTH: You?- Yep, for free.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14That's how good an acquaintance I am. Let me prove it to you.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Can you even drive?- It just so happens I'm an ace go-kart driver.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- That's not a car.- It's how Lewis Hamilton got started.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Beggars can't be choosers.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Vrrr!- Can we just get on with it?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Right, start the engine using the imaginary ignition key.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34No, it's on the other side in this car.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37HE MAKES NOISE LIKE ENGINE FAILING TO START
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Try again.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41You have got to be kidding, on a sofa?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I'm trying to recreate the authentic driving experience.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Brrr!
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Oh, cool, we started up. That's what you get with these clapped-out cars.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- It's a brand-new Porsche, actually. - Sweet!
0:10:53 > 0:10:58OK, ease off the handbrake. Let's see what this baby can do.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Indicate... No, that's the wiper, Dani.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Check your mirror.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Mirror!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Now, when it's clear, push down on the accelerator
0:11:16 > 0:11:17and move into the road.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Vrrr-vrrr-vrrr!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Ow!- What happened?
0:11:22 > 0:11:23You've run me over.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- That's it.- What?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- This is ridiculous.- Stop!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- What?- The car's still moving.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31HE SCREECHES THE BRAKES
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Max has got some sort of car simulator upstairs.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38You know Max, he'll never let you anywhere near it.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh, hi, Dani. What brings you up here?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42(It's worked.)
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- If that is what I think it is, it is brilliant.- What is it?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Behold the Max-Car.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51It's a cardboard box.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Just a minute while I finish cutting the windscreen.- Could I have a go?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Well, me and Ben are using it at the moment.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Wow, do I finally get a go?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I only want to check it out.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03All in good time.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Fine, forget it. - Maybe just a quick go, then.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Take a ride in the Max-Car.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Dani, you're not actually going to get in that thing?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15I have to learn how to drive, Sam.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Pilots learn to fly using simulators.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Dani, it's a stupid video game.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Wow, it looks exactly like London.
0:12:26 > 0:12:31You can smell the petrol fumes, feel every pothole.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Wow, it's so real.- Come on!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39This is brilliant. I feel like I'm getting the hang of driving.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46CAR ENGINE ROARS
0:12:51 > 0:12:53WATCH BEEPS
0:12:58 > 0:13:00CAR ENGINE STOPS
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Ten minutes and she's already had enough of that stupid game.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Where's my car?- Out of petrol.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08It doesn't run on petrol.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Don't mess around. I need to learn how to drive.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13No such thing as a free ride.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15What do you want?
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Just a small contribution towards my trainer fund.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23And it is a lot cheaper than driving lessons.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25SHE SIGHS
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Oh!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36CAR ENGINE ROARS
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- This is amazing! - I want a go now, Max.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- You got cash?- It's my game.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- And whose house is this? - Your parents'?
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Oh, is that what they told you? - Goodbye, late crowded buses.
0:13:54 > 0:14:00Adios, missed the last train home. Bonjour, freedom.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04No!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- You really should fill your tank up more.- Please, five more minutes.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I have to be cruel to be kind.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Those trainers won't buy themselves, you know.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Max, I think she's getting... - Addicted?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I can almost smell those trainers, my friend.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- At last.- I ran out of money.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- He's charging you?- Yeah, for imaginary petrol. It's amazing, Sam.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's almost like real driving, better even.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- It's a stupid game and obviously you're addicted.- It's not stupid.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I'm not addicted.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17I'm just learning how to drive.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Woo-hoo!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Dani, that's going to spray everywhere.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Tell me about it! - Fancy going out for a walk?
0:15:43 > 0:15:47You could do with some fresh air. We could go to the shops.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Sounds great.- Great, let's go.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Erm, I'm broke though, can I borrow some money?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Yeah, course.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Dani! Come on.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Stop!- I'll pay you back.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06It's all yours.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Dani!
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Careful, watch out that you don't back into that planet.
0:16:49 > 0:16:54Now, slowly, slowly... Stop!
0:16:54 > 0:16:55OK, enough reversing.
0:16:55 > 0:17:01I want you to change gears and fly towards that constellation of stars
0:17:01 > 0:17:02that look like a cow.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Oh... Ow... Ah!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Oh... Ah!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Hold on to your tentacles.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Waaagh!
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Emergency stop!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17BRAKES SCREECH
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Who knew driving could be this exciting?!
0:17:27 > 0:17:28It's been over 24 hours.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32We've got to get her off that game. It's taking over her life.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Oh, I've got a brilliant idea.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- What?- No, it's gone.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Is that you trying to be a better friend?- Sorry.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42No entry.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47Max, can I have a go of your game? I've got loads of money on me.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Oh, that's lucky cos Dani's petrol is just about to run out again.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Now!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Game over.- Switch it back on, switch it back on!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I can't. Sam's got the remote.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Mmm. Tastes even better than when it's cooked.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I'm sorry, Dani, but sometimes friends have to do
0:18:11 > 0:18:14what they think is best for you, even if you don't like it at the time.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- I know.- You do?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Yeah. Sorry, Sam, you were right.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I never want to see that childish, awful game again.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- Excellent.- In that case, that's why I left your costume on the bus.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- I was just doing what was best for you, too.- What?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32I don't think you should wear it anymore. Didn't suit you.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34You just totally made that up.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Erm, yeah, sorry.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40I'm starving. Would you make me a sandwich?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I've been so busy learning how to drive, I forgot to eat.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Of course.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48I'm going to go sit down. I'm really tired. Er, Jack,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I wanted to ask you about...something about football.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Really?
0:18:53 > 0:18:54OK.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Is it the offside rule you want explaining?- What? No.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I want you to prove you're a friend.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Name it.- You'll do anything?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Anything!- Tell me where Sam hid the remote.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Except that.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09So you're not a friend, then?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Sam hid the remote because we care about you.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- If you cared, you'd want me to be happy, right?- Em...yeah.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- If you want me to be happy, give me the remote.- I don't know.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19I don't know!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22You'll be my best friend, Jack. Number one.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Really? Better than Sam?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- What?- I can't - you'll just get hooked on that crazy game again!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- I won't! I can handle it! - But if you do, it's my fault.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Give me the remote! - I don't know, Dani.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39What's going on?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Yes! I did it! I saved the sarnie!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46It's game on.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55ENGINES REV
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- This is all your fault!- Huh?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- First you don't help carry equipment...- True.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- ..claiming you had earache.- Yeah.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Ow! Oh, it still hurts.- An earache still doesn't make you limp, Jack.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Right.- Then you lose Dani's outfit on a bus!
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Allegedly.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21OK, yeah, obviously I must have done.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Then you try to teach her to drive using a plate.- Yeah?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26..which makes her want to drive even more!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Then you say Max's game is brilliant.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30It is a pretty cool game.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Or possibly not.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Then you snitch about where I hid the remote.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39She said I could be number-one top best mate!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Jack!- What's your point? That it's all my fault?
0:20:48 > 0:20:49It is true.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I'm a rubbish friend.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54- ENGINES REV - Dani!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Please! We have to talk!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Is Dani still on my driving game?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Mm-hm.- Unbelievable!
0:21:05 > 0:21:06What are you eating?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Ice cream, jelly and...
0:21:09 > 0:21:11meatball sauce.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14French recipe. Probably.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- French?- Yep, well into fine dining, the French.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Ben, can I ask you something?
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- Course. - You and Max are tight, right?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I mean, you get on OK from what I see.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28What's the secret?
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Of friendship?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Yeah.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Basically, you've got to be yourself.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, OK. Cool.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Except when someone you want to be friends with
0:21:38 > 0:21:39doesn't like how you are.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Right...
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Then you pretend to be someone completely different.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I see.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Hope that helped!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Er, so...who are you being right now?
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Sorry?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Are you being you or not you?
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Well...I think you're really too old to be my friend.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Cool. Cheers.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02My pleasure.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08ENGINE REVS
0:22:15 > 0:22:17The free ride is over.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20No way!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23It's strictly pay to play.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Stop her, Ben!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Dani, be reasonable! Let's talk about this.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35ENGINE REVS
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Just open the door and slide out my console.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39And my game!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41I'll even let you have a free half hour on it.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43< Go away!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46All right. An hour, then.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Dani?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49ENGINE REVS
0:22:49 > 0:22:51OK. Do you want me to beg? I can beg.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57How can you eat at a time like this?
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Helps me think.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Well, that's all we need(!)
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- She swiped my JoyStation. - And my game.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Aw, diddums. No more easy money, then.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- I didn't realise it had got so bad. - It is a highly addictive game.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13You don't say(!)
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Mmm! I've got an idea!
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Forget it, Jack. I've had enough of your lame ideas for one day.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19- But it's...- No, Jack!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21No more stupid ideas!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23OK.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33ENGINE CONTINUES TO REV
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Looks like the rat's jumped the sinking ship.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Never thought he'd do that.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58We need to stop this now and I'm going to need your help.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02You in?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Faster!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08More speed!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Go away!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Stop!- It's for your own good. Ben!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Oops.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34My JoyStation!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38It wasn't my fault! She threw it!
0:24:38 > 0:24:39It serves you right.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- It's OK. I think I can fix it. - It's broken, Dani.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44No! I'll be able to mend it!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Get some sticky tape and some Blu-Tack.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50My JoyStation. My beautiful JoyStation.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Dani?- What?- It's only a game.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55No, no! I think we can fix it!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58If we put our money together and you get a Saturday job.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06You're right.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- This game's for geeks. - You don't want to play any more?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I can't believe this game's been taking over my life.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Thank you, Sam. And I mean it this time.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- A-hem! Hi.- What do you want?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23The rat returns to the sinking ship.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Look out the window.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32There's a driving-school car parked outside.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Yeah. I, er, bought you some lessons.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38I thought you'd prefer that to a new costume.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Jack, you're such a brilliant...acquaintance.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Yeah?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Thanks.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50So, am I a friend again?
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Course you are!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01You idiot, Jack! What have you done?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Huh? A...good thing?
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Dani learned to drive on Car Crash Carnival!- So?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Hit other cars, score points.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09I see where this is going.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Now she's back in the driving seat. - But...- In a real car!
0:26:12 > 0:26:14We've got to stop her!
0:26:14 > 0:26:15Dani, wait!
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- Dani, stop!- Wait!- Stop! Dani, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21ENGINE REVS
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Too late.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Hello, casualty?
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Hi. I was wondering, was anyone
0:26:27 > 0:26:30brought in from a horrible car pile-up in the last hour?
0:26:32 > 0:26:33OK, thank you.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36- Dani!- Dani!
0:26:36 > 0:26:37So, what happened?
0:26:37 > 0:26:40I had a really weird instructor.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42He was sobbing, banging on the window
0:26:42 > 0:26:45and trying to open the door while the car was moving.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Huh! Some people.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49I had to walk the whole way home.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Look, Jack, it was really nice of you to get me driving lessons,
0:26:52 > 0:26:55but I don't think driving's my thing.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Really?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I think roller skates are more my style.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01THEY LAUGH
0:27:02 > 0:27:04I passed! I passed!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I passed my driving test! Look at me!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09I passed! Look at me!
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Yeah, yeah, we get it.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12And to celebrate,
0:27:12 > 0:27:15I bought these for the windscreen.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17There we go, that's better.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- I can't see a thing!- I'm right in front of you, silly face!
0:27:21 > 0:27:22They look great, don't they?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I mean I can't see through the...
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Aaaargh!- Waaaah!
0:27:27 > 0:27:28CRASH!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Sorry.
0:27:32 > 0:27:38# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# Let's lift these chains
0:27:40 > 0:27:45# Let's rock this wave right out to sea
0:27:45 > 0:27:49# I will be breaking free. #