0:00:02 > 0:00:05- But...- I fed Fluffy yesterday! - But I took him for space-walkies!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- You were the one who wanted a pet! - Fine! I'll do it.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16- Are you sure this is what he... - Quite sure.- They're doughnuts.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Just do it, Coordinator Zark.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23DOOR BEEPS FLUFFY GOBBLES
0:00:23 > 0:00:28- Fluffy! Mummy's got your din-dins! - FLUFFY SLOBBERS
0:00:30 > 0:00:33RUMBLING
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Aaargh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Help me!
0:00:38 > 0:00:43- This is no way to treat Mummy! - FLUFFY GOBBLES AND BURPS
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Argh!
0:00:48 > 0:00:49DOOR HISSES
0:00:55 > 0:00:59I said it was a bad idea, getting a giant carnivorous space squid.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Seeing as I fed him...
0:01:03 > 0:01:06..you can muck out his tank,
0:01:06 > 0:01:08while I watch Dani's House.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Hi. My name's Dani, and this is my fantastic new -
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Best friend, Jack. - Yeah, but... Oh, where was I?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Your name's Dani, and I'm a best friend too - Sam.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22As I was saying, this is my fantastic new - Max!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I'm her brother, and actually it's... Ben?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- What? Oh! It's our show. - Can you just zip it?!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is my fantastic...
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- THEY ARGUE - I give up!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- THEY SHOUT - It's not your show, is it?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43SINK GURGLES
0:01:43 > 0:01:45So here I am, struggling to write my latest song
0:01:45 > 0:01:48while having to deal with a blocked sink,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51because someone tried to force half a pizza down it.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- I thought you had a waste disposal. - Ugh! Here!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Urgh!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- You nearly got my lyric book wet! - What is it with you and that book?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04This book contains every song I've ever written,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07and all my ideas for future songs. Every thought, every emotion,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10every hope and dream I've ever had is in this book.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13This book is more personal than my diary,
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- and if anyone so much as lays a finger on it...- What?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19SHE GROWLS
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Dani, remind me why I'm the one trying to unblock your sink.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Because you're my best friend, and you know I have to finish this.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- What's it about? - A young salsa-dancing senorita
0:02:31 > 0:02:35who falls in love when a mysterious bandito rides into town.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37# He rode in across the desert
0:02:37 > 0:02:39# His poncho caked in dust
0:02:39 > 0:02:42# She knew the second she saw him
0:02:42 > 0:02:45# That his love would never rust... #
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Oh, who am I kidding? I'm never going to finish this.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Writer's block sucks. - What you need is some inspiration.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Surround yourself with things that evoke the Latin American spirit.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Such as...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01This! The avocado.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Wow! I suppose my mystery man is a bit like an avocado.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Rough exterior and soft on the inside.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09It's really about me, isn't it?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Dream on, sink-blocker!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15I just need something that makes me think like my Mexican salsa dancer.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19SINK GURGLES SHE GRUNTS
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Cleared it!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31No. You just made it worse. SINK GURGLES
0:03:31 > 0:03:32- Agh!- Oh!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Argh!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I think we should call the plumber.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Do you know what this is, Ben? - A pointer.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- This!- Your finger?
0:03:45 > 0:03:50It's Dani's lyrics book, full of her most raw and embarrassing emotions.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52And we're going to steal it and post its contents online.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57She won't let you. Soon as you start snooping round, she'll go Dani-loco.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Which is why we're going to set up our own detective agency.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Will I get my own magnifying glass? I've always wanted to know
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- what things look like close up. - How about moving closer to them?
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Oh!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Oh! Whoa!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19As detectives, we'll be able to stick our noses wherever we want.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23If Dani asks what we're doing, we'll just say we're on a case,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- when really we'll be... - Trying to steal her lyrics book.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Awesome! I love sticking my nose in where it isn't wanted.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Benny Gumble, PI. I got a call about a break-in at the city cheese museum.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Somebody stole the world's most expensive piece of cheese
0:04:42 > 0:04:44from right under our noses, Gumble.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Even managed to bypass the museum security system.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Looks like we're dealing with a professional here. Suspects?
0:04:50 > 0:04:56We rounded up everybody - the museum's curator, Professor Green,
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- his secretary, Miss Apple... - Hey, darlin'.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05The security guard, Colin...
0:05:08 > 0:05:12And this giant mouse.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- What's your name, buddy? - I haven't got a name.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- I'm anony-mouse.- Cut it out!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I know who did this.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25And the person is...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Miss Apple!- What?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Who?- I'm allergic to dairy products! Why would I want to steal cheese?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Save it for the judge, toots. - No! I won't go quietly!
0:05:39 > 0:05:44- I'm not... I'm not really... - Come on.- You're dragging me! Stop!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Can't get 'em all right.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54OK. I need something that rhymes with avocado.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Avocado...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Bravado...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Colorado...
0:06:01 > 0:06:03What about av...
0:06:03 > 0:06:08o...ca...do?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10It's the same word, Jack.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- DOORBELL RINGS - Ooh! There's the plumber.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Abracadabro! - You just made that up.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Man, song-writing is hard! - Everyone? This is Josh, the plumber.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Cup of tea would be nice.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27So,...what's the situation?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Ah! Well, the sink is blocked with pizza.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Well, trust me, there are far worse things it could be blocked with.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42You all right, mate?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- What are you doing? - Looking at him.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54- It shouldn't be a problem to fix. - Don't suppose you can fix songs too.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- I need a rhyme for avocado. - Say again?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59I'm trying to launch a music career, and I'm stuck on a lyric for a song
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- I know will be a massive hit. - A massive hit, you say?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- And that's where you write all your ideas down, is it?- Yeah.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09It IS you! Oh, I knew it!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12You... It's him!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Do you two know each other?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Er, yeah. I thought I recognised you. You're that paranoid DJ
0:07:18 > 0:07:21who was always accusing people of stealing his playlists.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25You did steal my playlists! I sweated blood over those.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28And you? You just waltzed in and pinched them for a fast buck.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32That's quite a serious accusation, mate. Be careful.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Whoa, whoa, whoa! I just wanted my sink unblocked. What is going on?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Well, why don't you ask Plumbob Stealypants?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45We're going to lie in wait for Dani, hidden in boxes,
0:07:45 > 0:07:49and then grab the lyrics book when her back is turned.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Awesome. How did you ever become such an evil genius, Max?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I guess I was born this way, Ben.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57That's what my parents always say about me.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- We may need eye-holes.- And some air-holes so that I can breathe.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08I can understand you're jealous that the crowds preferred my playlist
0:08:08 > 0:08:11to yours, but...let it go.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Your playlists were my playlists. - Similar, maybe.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Look, it's irrelevant. I gave up DJ-ing a long time ago,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21when I realised it was a mug's game.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Oh! A mug's game? - Well, I'm happier plumbing.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Can't we just let bygones be...whatnots?
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- A leopard never changes its pants. - I think you'll find it's "spots".
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Jack, Josh is a plumber now, and I need him to unblock my sink
0:08:36 > 0:08:38before my parents get home.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Did you see that?! He just pulled a face at me!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Oh, Jack, grow up!- Yeah. Jack...
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Er, he's doing it again!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56He was pu...
0:08:56 > 0:08:59You know what you are? You're a sad, desperate...
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Desperate!
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Desperado rhymes with avocado! That's brilliant!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Yeah! Yeah, it is. Dani?
0:09:08 > 0:09:13- Yeah?- Have you thought about "desperado" as a rhyme?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18You're my wild-eyed desperado, hard on the outside like an avocado!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Perfect! Thanks, Josh. Wow!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Better luck next time, Jacky-boy.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29HE GRUNTS
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Come on!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Clear!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Clear!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Clear!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Watch where you're going!- Sorry!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- He seems nice enough to me. - He's trouble.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Maybe what happened all those years ago was just a misunderstanding.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05What about the thing just now, with Dani's avocado song?
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Perhaps you both came up with the idea at the same time.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Trust me, no good will come of having him in this house.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- I bet he's not even bothering to unblock the sink.- Sink's unblocked.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- I think, er, this was your problem. - Oh! You dumped the pizza, the box
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- and the little garden table down it! - That's why I couldn't unblock it.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Never mind, Jack.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30So,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32this is where the magic happens.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37- Well, I wouldn't say "magic". - I bet you're really talented.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40HE MIMICS JOSH "I bet you're really talented"!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Well, now I've got the song almost finished, thanks to you, Josh,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47I can write it in my trusty book and get on with the demo. Listen.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# She watched him clamber off his horse
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# And threw aside his gun
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# She knew that he was innocent
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Of the crimes they said he'd done... #
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Lovin' it! Maybe they should, er...
0:10:59 > 0:11:02ride off into the sunset together.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Yeah!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06MOBILE RINGS
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Hi, Mum! You all right?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11So, Josh!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Why don't you tell us how you came up with that rhyme for avocado?
0:11:15 > 0:11:20Sometimes in this job your mind wanders to pretty strange places.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24It's not all equalising the pressure of compression shut-off valves.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- You use compression shut-off valves? - Yeah. Why? You've heard of them?
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Yeah! I'm using compression shut-off valves to study water pressure!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37The thing to remember is, water always finds its own level.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- I always say... - You can't argue with gravity!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Exactly! - OK. Bye, Mum. See you later.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Oi! You haven't explained how you came up with that "desperado" line.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Er, well... Bit embarrassing, but...
0:11:52 > 0:11:54..I read a lot of poetry, so...
0:11:54 > 0:11:57You do? Who's your favourite poet?
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- You look like a William Wordsworth fan to me.- That's so weird!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- I was just going to say how much I love Wordsworth.- Really?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07You want to know my favourite poem ever? Yeah?
0:12:07 > 0:12:11There once was a young fellow called Josh
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Who stitched up all the other DJs by...
0:12:13 > 0:12:15stealing their playlists!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Then he became a plumber,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20then he came here and he stole my idea for Dani's song.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22And...
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Well, you get the idea.
0:12:27 > 0:12:32OK! Let's record Desperado A Go-Go.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36You seen my lyrics book?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Maybe you left it in the kitchen.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43OMINOUS GUITAR RIFF
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- I'm sure I had it in the den. - You had it a minute ago, didn't you?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Well, it's disappeared now! - Funny, that!- Where is it?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01If my little brother's taken it, I will crush him and Ben like a...
0:13:01 > 0:13:06- Like a...- We won't let your valuable lyrics fall into the wrong hands.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09We'll organise a search party. Dani, look in here.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Sam, you can look upstairs, and I'll search the den.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Er, what about me?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17You...just try not to get in the way, Jack.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I bet you any money he's taken your book.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Jealousy's a really unattractive emotion.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27I'm not jealous of that...stupid plumber!
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Oh, poor Jack! I know what it feels like to be ignored.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Wha...? - What are you reading?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42A Guide For Caring For Your Giant Alien Space Squid.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Oh!- It says here we have to mentally stimulate the squid with games.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Oh, so that's why it's been so bad-tempered.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54We've not been playing enough ball games. Is that it?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Is it? - FLUFFY CHIRRUPS
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Fluffy! - FLUFFY BARKS
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Ready, Fluffy?- Come on, boy! - Ready to catch the bally-wally?
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Don't tease it! Just throw the ball!
0:14:05 > 0:14:10- Whee!- Oh, good catch, Fluffy!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- FLUFFY GRUNTS - Throw it back to Daddy!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16There's a good Fluffy.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Throw it back to Daddy! - Oh, well done, Fluffy!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Oh! Oh! Ooh, ow! Ow! Agh!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Why would a plumber even want my lyrics book?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Well, he wanted to be a DJ. Why not a pop star, too?
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- What proof do you have? - Oh, I'll find proof...somehow.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Oh, would you...
0:14:42 > 0:14:44What...?! What...
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- What are you two up to? - We're undercover.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54We were hiding in those boxes until we could steal your lyrics book.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- I knew it! - Too much information, blabbermouth!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Hand it over, you little sneak. - If I had your lyrics book,
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- would I be messing around in a cardboard box?- He has a point.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Do you want to hire us to find your lyrics book?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Hire you?! - We set up our own detective agency.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14We offer everything, from surveillance to background checks
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- to plain old snooping around. - And we use all the latest equipment.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Do I look like a gullible idiot? - You really want me to answer that?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I might have a case. Right.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31There's this total sneak, Josh, the plumber.
0:15:31 > 0:15:36Now, I can't be certain, but I think he may have stolen Dani's book.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38And you want to hire us to get it back off him?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Yeah. But if you find it,
0:15:41 > 0:15:43you mustn't use it to embarrass Dani.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48Jack, Jack, Jack... We're professionals now.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49How do I know I can trust you?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53I swore a loyal oath on my junior-detective certificate.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56A junior detective never breaks his oath.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58OK. You're on.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Ben is going to be wearing a wire.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07That's what we detectives call a hidden microphone and transmitter.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10We'll be able to hear everything Josh and Ben are saying.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Josh is going to be able to see that thing on his head.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Not any more.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21First, Ben will befriend Josh.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Then he will trick him into revealing all his secrets,
0:16:24 > 0:16:28including whether or not he stole Dani's lyrics book,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- and where it might be now. - How do you want me to befriend him?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Flatter him. Give him presents. - Like I do with you?- Exactly.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39What if Ben says something... well, weird, and tips Josh off?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Don't worry, Jack. I've thought of everything.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47Using this earpiece, we'll be able to tell Ben exactly what to say.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I knew I should've waxed my ears last night.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53SQUELCHING
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- I'm not sure about this. It feels a little dishonest.- In this game,
0:16:57 > 0:17:02you've got to get your hands dirty. Nobody has dirtier hands than me.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Stop fiddling with it!
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Nope!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Please be under here!
0:17:12 > 0:17:15SHE GRUNTS AND SIGHS
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- Any luck?- I found 42 pence,
0:17:18 > 0:17:22- a couple of bottle caps - oh, and these false teeth.- Urgh!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- But no lyric book. - What am I going to do?
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Max knows the book's missing. And if he gets there before I do,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'm finished.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Sam!- Mm-hm? - Stop tidying. Let's find this book.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Sam!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Ooh! No, wait! Please! Please, just one more cushion!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Hello! I'm Ben.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- I'm Josh. - You look nice, Josh.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11"In fact, I would say you're really friendly."
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- That's great, Ben. Keep it up. - I like your bag.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18And those are great shoes. Are they your own?
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Sorry. What is all this? - I'm flattering you constantly.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Ben, keep it frosty. Don't overplay your hand.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30What if Josh spots the wire? Dani'll kill me if she finds out about this.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Relax. Nothing's going to go wrong.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Ben, can you hear me? Ben?
0:18:36 > 0:18:40- "Ben? Ben!" - Let me ask you something, Josh.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Do you like onions? - What do you mean?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Are you a fan of onions? - Well, I don't dislike them.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- And do you like fun? - Well, I... Well, it depends.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- What is he talking about? - Then, I have a present for you.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Meet the funny onions. - Sorry? What... What is this?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00These are the funny onions.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- The funny onions...- I made them for the school craft fair.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06They're a range of edible toys for kids.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I want to give you one as a token of our friendship.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Who ARE you?!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14I'm Ben, your new best friend.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20This is a nightmare! He's completely ruining the operation.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Quit with all this funny-onion stuff and talk about something normal.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Ben, are you receiving me? Ben! Ben!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Urgh! Oh, that's horrible. That's...
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- It's just a chocolate-covered onion. - Funny onion!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- It's not even cooked.- I've even come up with my own jingle.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41"Check this out."
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- HE SINGS OFF KEY - # When you're feeling rather down
0:19:48 > 0:19:51# And your face is in a frown
0:19:51 > 0:19:55# There's a new toy in your town
0:19:55 > 0:19:59# That's chocolaty and round
0:19:59 > 0:20:01# Please spend your... #
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Ben, can you hear me? Ben! - Why can't he hear you? Ben! Ben!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06"Ben! Ben!"
0:20:06 > 0:20:10# The chocolate goes all runny
0:20:10 > 0:20:11# If you leave it in the sun... #
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Fix it! You're supposed to be Mr Evil Genius!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17# Funny onions Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Why can't he hear us?- Must be something wrong with the earpiece.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23# Yeah, yeah
0:20:24 > 0:20:26# Yeah, yeah
0:20:27 > 0:20:31# Yeah, yeah, yes They're fun for you and me. #
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Get away from me,
0:20:36 > 0:20:38you...freak.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Thank you very much!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43We need to abort the mission. Now!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
0:20:46 > 0:20:50What am I meant to be asking him? Are you there? Can you hear me?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- What shall I say next? - Who are you talking to?
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Um...
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Oh! What are you doing now? - Um...
0:21:02 > 0:21:07# La, la, la... #
0:21:07 > 0:21:11We're going to plan B - a good old-fashioned sting operation.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15I'm going to go down there and scam Josh into a confession
0:21:15 > 0:21:17while you stay up here and record the whole thing.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Oh, no!- What?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Ben's wearing our only transmitter. - So we use our phones.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- There must be a way to wire them to the tape machine.- Good thinking!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- Now give me all your money. - Ah, ha-ha! No way.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33I need money to scam Josh!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36All right. I'd better get that back!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Of course you'll get it back - probably!
0:21:41 > 0:21:46Josh? Where are you? Any luck finding my book?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- BEN SINGS - Can you smell onions?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Funny onions!- What is going on?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Um, this boy made me eat a chocolate-covered raw onion.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Who is he? - My brother's best friend.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03And where Ben is, Max usually isn't far behind.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05What's this?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Er, my ponytail.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09HE GASPS
0:22:14 > 0:22:16You were recording our conversation?
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- Explain - now.- It wasn't my idea. Jack hired me and Max
0:22:20 > 0:22:23because he wanted to prove that Josh had stolen your lyrics book.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Typical!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Good old reliably paranoid Jack,
0:22:27 > 0:22:30still trying to frame me for things I didn't do.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Tell me where they are!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Dani! Hi! Um, did you find your lyrics book?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I can't believe you joined forces with Max
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- because you're bitter about Josh. - Max is trying to help.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49If you stick around, you'll hear him getting your book back off Josh!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- What are you talking about? - MOBILE RINGS
0:22:52 > 0:22:55That'll be him now. Listen and learn.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- Hello, Josh.- What?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Whatever it is, I don't care. I'm in a hurry.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- "Just hear me out." - That's Max's voice.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17- I'm not interested. - You will be when you hear my offer.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- You've got five seconds. - All right. I'll cut to the chase.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25You took Dani's lyrics book. You're planning to steal her songs
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- and forge a pop career of your own. - This is mad!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Josh didn't steal my lyric book. - I didn't take her book.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Told you!- You're clearly a man who is motivated by money,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38while I'm motivated by embarrassing my big sister.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42- OK. I'm listening. - Shall we go somewhere more private?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48If he didn't take Dani's book, why is he listening to Max?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Ssh!- "Please, take a seat."
0:23:51 > 0:23:55OK. I'm willing to offer you £500 for the lyrics book.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- I told you, I don't have it. - 700?
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- I don't...have it. - He doesn't have it.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- 750.- Like you can get your hands on that sort of money!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13OK. Call it 800, you got yourself a deal.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I knew it!
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- No, he's bluffing. He has to be! - 'Can I take it now?'
0:24:19 > 0:24:21It's all yours.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30I've done it! This is the ultimate humiliation for Dani!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- I've finally defeated her! - I don't think so.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Dani! Glad you're here. I was just going to come and get you.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Um, I caught this guy with your lyrics book.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- What's in the briefcase? - Oh, no! Um...
0:24:42 > 0:24:45That's just petty cash.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48I was going to use it to buy a...big pipe.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51I noticed your downstairs toilet needed a new one.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I think Jack probably broke it.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57What's going on? This isn't even real money!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00There's 60 quid in there, you double-crossing sneak!
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- That's me! - So you did have my lyrics book?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Er...
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Yeah. It's a funny story, actually. Um...
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I found it. I was going to give it to you,
0:25:12 > 0:25:16when...something happened. What was it that happened?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19That's a good question. Um...
0:25:19 > 0:25:23There was a burst pipe, and your book was going to get all wet.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26So I thought that I'd hang on...to...
0:25:26 > 0:25:28No?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Yeah, I...I did steal it.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Hah! I told you he was trouble.
0:25:35 > 0:25:40I trusted you. I thought you were genuinely interested in my songs.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42He was. He was interested in stealing them.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Well, "steal" is such a harsh word.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48I think of it as borrowing something and then forgetting to give it back.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Um... You want me to leave?
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Oh, before you go... How did you come up with that "desperado" rhyme?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04No. Let me guess. You stole it off my good friend Jack.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Oh, you're very clever.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13I guess we owe you an apology.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17No. It just feels great to be proved right!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21OK. You get one hour of gloating and that's it.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Deal.- Ugh! - Yes! Hah! I'm the man!
0:26:25 > 0:26:29Who the man? Come on, ladies. Who the man? Who the man?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- You the man, Jack. - Yeah, I'm the man.
0:26:31 > 0:26:3459 minutes!
0:26:36 > 0:26:40- Oi! Will you never learn? - Can't blame the boy for trying.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Er... HE WHISTLES
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Thank you!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Where was I? Oh, yeah. I am the man!
0:26:51 > 0:26:55It's the man! Who is the man?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- HE HUMS - Shall we get a cup of tea?
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- Got Jammie Dodgers?- Yeah! - Hey! I've still got 58 minutes!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Who... Who the man?
0:27:04 > 0:27:09Why are you crying? Dani's House had a happy ending this week.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I...miss...Fluffy!
0:27:12 > 0:27:16You've done the right thing, releasing Fluffy back into the wild.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- A spaceship is no place for a pet. - I suppose you're right.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Plus we'll still have those 4,000 eggs he laid.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I'm sorry?! Eggs? What eggs?
0:27:27 > 0:27:31The 4,000 eggs Fluffy laid. Wait till those hatch,
0:27:31 > 0:27:33then we'll really have our hands full!
0:27:33 > 0:27:36- SQUELCHING - What was that?
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Sounded like 4,000 eggs hatching, if you ask me.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- Wah!- Aaaagh!
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Help me! - It looks like you've been suckered.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Argh! Agh! Help me!
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Ow! Help me! Help!
0:27:51 > 0:27:57# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:57 > 0:27:59# Let's lift these chains
0:27:59 > 0:28:04# Let's rock this wave right out to sea
0:28:04 > 0:28:09# I will be breaking free. #