0:00:02 > 0:00:05Why are we looking at this instead of watching Dani's House?
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Because it's inspiring.
0:00:07 > 0:00:12To think, the Mona Lisa was painted almost 500 years ago
0:00:12 > 0:00:13by the artist Leonardo DiCaprio.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Why hasn't she got any eyebrows?
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Earth's most famous painting and that's all you can say?
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Well, she'd look better with eyebrows!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- What have you done? - It's not like it's the original.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Of course it's the original!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37You teleported the original Mona Lisa on to our ship?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40I wanted to teach you about human art!
0:00:40 > 0:00:44We'll be found guilty of intergalactic art vandalism.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Relax. I know what to do.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Ta da!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Look on the bright side. We've got a whole new series
0:00:56 > 0:00:58of Dani's House to look forward to. Now THAT is art.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05It's only a painting.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hey guys. Great to see you.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12My name's Dani and this...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- ..Is her best friend Sam.- Sam!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is...
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- ..Her other best friend, Jack. - Stuffing his face as usual.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- As I was saying, my name's Dani and this...- ..Is her brother Max!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- And his mate Ben!- Go away!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27QUIET!
0:01:27 > 0:01:33- As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is Dani's house!- ALL: My house!
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Oh, hey guys.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43You're just in time to witness my first proper small screen debut.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I should probably get a bowl for that.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I have landed a small acting role in McHurtie's Hospital.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51It's one of the biggest soap operas on TV
0:01:51 > 0:01:54and the episode of my first scene is about to start!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Dani, hurry up, it's about to start.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Ooh, let's go watch!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Quick! We're going to miss it.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Hurry up.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I could investigate the fringes of elementary thermo dynamics.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Or you could tell me why you're hogging the comfy cushion!- Stop it!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12I'm trying to come up with an experiment for the science expo.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I'm all out of ideas.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Oh, I've got an idea for you. Stop hogging the comfy cushion!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- I always get the lumpy one. - Ooh, it's starting.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I can't believe I'm going to be on TV. Real TV.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24This doesn't count!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39So who are you playing again?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42A patient. She gets trampled by a herd of panic stricken cows.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Oh, this is it! This is my big scene!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Hey, I'd prefer that eardrum to be unperforated.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Oh, look. There's you. You're on TV!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Any second now, here comes my first line.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Shh! Let's listen.
0:02:55 > 0:03:01Hi. I'm Dr Rugburn. How are your bruises today, young lady?
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Your ribs hurt, you say? That's terrible news.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Prepare for surgery!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11They cut out my lines. I had a big speech and they cut me out.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13They cut me out!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16# Hardy hardy ha-ha! #
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well, maybe there's more of you later.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21That was the only scene I filmed for that episode.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I'm sorry, Dani.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I have to go back tomorrow to shoot another one.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28What's the point if they're just going to cut me out?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32How many more times do I have to keep having these near misses?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- I just want a decent meaty role. - I want a decent meaty roll.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Maybe some turkey, some ham.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Slice of cheese, topped with... What? I missed breakfast.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Dani, even roles like that are another step up the ladder.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Who knows where this one could lead.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49You can't let this get you down, you've got to push on.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Like I'm going to push on through my scientist block.- You're right.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Tomorrow I'm going to go and give it my all.- All right.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Just hold my hand and breathe.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- What do you mean, I've been axed? - Had a rethink, darling.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Decided to save some money and replace you with that.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10But I was desperate for this job. I just want to be an actor.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11More blood.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Try being a TV producer.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17I've just found I haven't got anyone to play my newest regular character.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Why not?- The actress broke her legs in a bizarre gardening accident.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Where will I find someone to play a feisty nurse at this short notice?
0:04:25 > 0:04:30I'm feisty. I'm young. I'm an actor. I could do it!
0:04:30 > 0:04:31SHE LAUGHS
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh. You're being serious.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Just give me a chance to show you what I can do. You won't regret it.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44Darling. Do you really have the gravitas, the experience,
0:04:44 > 0:04:49to portray a role this complex and demanding day in, day out?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Just give me a chance. Please?
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Fine. Come back tomorrow at four o'clock.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Really? You'll audition me?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00It better be the most impressive audition I've ever seen.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I want to see emotion. Fear. Joy. Anger.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I want to be literally drowning in a sea of emotion soup.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09When I'm done you'll need mouth-to-mouth retusi...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11resuc...resis...
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Don't disappoint me.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Oh, Serena, about this line?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18OK. See you later.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Just hold my hand and breathe.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Ah, Captain Squid, you heroic mollusc.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Will you never learn that the bad guys always win in the end?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Guess what?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- You swallowed your front door key again?- No. Well, yes.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40But that's not what I want to tell you.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Do you remember that painting competition I entered?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- The one I never told you about. - How would I if you never told me?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Who cares? I won first prize.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I suppose this is where I'm supposed to say "Well done".
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Aw, thanks, Max.- What did you win?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Just some cash.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00What do you think?
0:06:00 > 0:06:05It's based on a dream I had. Well, I say dream, I wasn't actually asleep.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07You know what this means, don't you?
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Not in the slightest.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12It means that your talent, combined with my genius for business,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14could make us a fortune.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18TV: Good morning folks, it's 9.30 in the morning.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19HE BEATBOXES
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Urgh.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29Guys. I have split atoms, catalogued acids,
0:06:29 > 0:06:32and tested the effect of dance music on sausage dogs.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I need something new.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37So any way, what's this part you're up for?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Nurse Emily Woodmagnet. It's a small role, but it's regular.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Nice.- Oh, no. I just realised what a big deal this audition is.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- What if I'm rubbish?- It's all right.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Maybe you can take a quick refresher course or something.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Where can I find an acting teacher at this short notice?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54One that can wring every last drop of emotion out of me?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I could be your acting teacher.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00You must have books about acting. We can work from those.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02OK, I'm desperate.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'll go and see what I've got.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- You're going to experiment on Dani, aren't you?- How very dare you!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19As if I'd experiment on my friend without her knowledge.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22So what if I am?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Dani needs to get in touch with her emotions
0:07:24 > 0:07:26and I need an experiment for the expo.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- What experiment?- I'm going to artificially trigger emotions.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- You'll tell her, right?- Of course.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Afterwards. Probably.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38You see this face?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40It's my "You're making a mistake" face.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43You've got ketchup on it.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44See this face?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47It's my "I don't care what you think" face. Got it?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53All the hottest painters are urban street artists.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58People like Mr Brainwash and Banksy. They're passionate, street, gritty.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01To compete with them, we need to make you cool.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04But being cool doesn't come naturally.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Whenever I try it, I get windy-pops.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11Which is why you need pointers from the coolest person we know.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27To understand the art of acting, we must study its origins.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Write this down.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37It is believed that our prehistoric ancestors
0:08:37 > 0:08:40entertained each other with a form of comedy acting.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oogely boogely.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Oogely boogely boogely.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh knocka knocka.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Bolla bolla. Who dere?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Umbo woolly jumbo. - Umbo woolly jumbo who?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Umbo woolly jumbo behind you!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59'Unfortunately, with the first actors came the first critics.'
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Ooglay bray!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:09:05 > 0:09:10'Our journey along the road of time next takes us to ancient Rome.'
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Pulsar pulsar.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Quis est?
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Imperatori Caesar. - Imperatori Caesar who?
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Sam, sorry, do we have time to do the complete history of acting?
0:09:20 > 0:09:25- How would it make you feel if we did?- Bored.- Fascinating.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30So, what are the emotions you need for this scene?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32The producer wanted to see...
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Emotion, fear, joy, anger.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Why don't we start with joy?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Sam, what's in there? It's not something sciencey, is it?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I don't like it when you zap me with science.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I can get through this without being zapped by science.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Dani, calm down. Look.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Oh, they are so cute!
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- And how do they make you feel? - All warm and tingly and happy.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I could eat them all up.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Not literally. That would be messed up.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- So, in other words, you feel... - Joyous.- Joy.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Exactly, you feel joy. Result!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- What are you writing?- Nothing.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Atchoo! - You're getting mucus on the chicks.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I think it's the feathers. Great!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Now when I think of them I'll just get annoyed.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Still very interesting.- Interesting?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Interesting for you, of course.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- It'll make you a better actor. - Oh, right.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- OK, what do you want? - Oh, hi, Jack, didn't see you there.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57You've been spying on me for 20 minutes with that joke telescope.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Joke telescope. Oh!
0:11:00 > 0:11:04I'm trying to pick up some pointers. I want to become cool.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Ben, just walk around the couch. - Oh, yeah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Well, you've come to the right man.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Ben, what do you see when you look at me?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Let me take a closer look.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Joke telescope, Ben.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I'll tell you what you see.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27You see a graduate from the school of hard knocks.
0:11:27 > 0:11:33And this is the story of how I became the man, the legend, that I am.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39That I am.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47..Squeezed into a three-bedroom semi-detached.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- We even had to share a bathroom.- No way!- Way.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53School life was tough, Ben.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58Endless rounds of lessons, homework, and brutal, brutal PE.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59What are you on about?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04What's, erm? What's up, Dani?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Killing time while Sam sets up for the next lesson.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Jack's showing me how he became cool,
0:12:09 > 0:12:12so that I can become an authentic, urban street artist.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16You see, Dani, maybe you can fake an ice-cold, detached persona
0:12:16 > 0:12:19through acting, but for me, well, for me, it's 100% real.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- SHE GIGGLES - You've got to be kidding!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Hey, I grew up on the wrong side of the tracks!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27You grew up in a pretty house with a mum and dad
0:12:27 > 0:12:29who let you eat crisps after brushing your teeth.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Maybe that's the point!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Maybe you don't have to have a tough upbringing to be street.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35If I can be a super cool DJ
0:12:35 > 0:12:38without having anything remotely bad ever happen to me...
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Maybe I could become a super cool artist!- Exactly!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Pull your trousers down!- I'm sorry?! - Just trust me on this one.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54Hey, you're right! This does feel cool! And slightly naughty!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Dani! I'm ready for you!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00I'll leave you boys to it. Keep it real though!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07See that, Ben, that is how not to be cool!
0:13:12 > 0:13:16SHE SHIVERS Tell me if I'm wrong, Coordinator,
0:13:16 > 0:13:19but I don't think this is what
0:13:19 > 0:13:22the humans mean by being cool!
0:13:22 > 0:13:28- HE SHIVERS - I think you may be right.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32We may have lowered the temperature slightly too much!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I'll turn the heating on.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I can't reach the thermostat.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I'll do it!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51It's no good. I can't reach it either.
0:13:53 > 0:13:59- Oh, no.- What?!- I have to visit the little alien's room!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Try and hold it in!
0:14:03 > 0:14:08- Do you know what? Never mind.- Oh, dang.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Sorry.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Subject D has demonstrated that humans can quickly switch
0:14:15 > 0:14:17between emotional states. And...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Sam?! Who are you talking to?!- Nobody.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- I definitely heard you talking to someone. What's that?- My new phone!
0:14:24 > 0:14:29- I was talking to Mum, see what we're having for dinner.- What?- Breakfast.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32We're having breakfast for dinner, which is strange, I know,
0:14:32 > 0:14:35it's a very strange thing for me - for Mum - to have said.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Anyway, next lesson.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Let's try and focus on the emotion of fear.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Dani, will you take my hand?- Mm-hm.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43SHE SCREAMS
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- MY HAND! What did you do?! - Nothing! I just touched it!
0:14:47 > 0:14:52- I think I'm going to pass out!- Oh, Jack! Jack! Sam's hand's fallen off!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Call an ambulance! It's all right! I'll call an ambulance!
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- How do you make calls on this thing?!- Dani! Wait!
0:14:59 > 0:15:03I was just helping you to explore the emotion fear. See!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06TAPE: 'Subject D has demonstrated that humans can quickly
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- 'switch between emotional states'. - Sam, who's subject D?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Nobody. My mum.- It's me, isn't it?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'm subject D.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Not bad.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25But if we're going to make any money,
0:15:25 > 0:15:30then we need him even more urban. Make him another 10% more street.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Careful, I don't want the world to see my entire underpants!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Look, he'll do. I need to make a few more phone calls.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46By the time I get back, I expect to see some more art. Get painting.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I've done all I can. It's up to you now, Ben.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- HE SIGHS What's the matter? - I don't know what to paint.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Maybe I did need a tough upbringing to give me inspiration.- Or...
0:16:08 > 0:16:10You can paint me instead.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14BEN GROANS I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Are you all right?!
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Oh, my foot! My best foot! Now, I'll never be able to put it forward!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Talk to me, baby!- Wait, this is good! This is all really good!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I'm feeling really inspired!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Hello. Welcome to another edition of Arty Pants.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42This week, we'll be learning how to paint fruit.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46I like to use blue paint. And the brush.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51Now, you dip the brush into the paint like this.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54And just get painting, quick as you like.
0:16:55 > 0:17:00That's it. Slap it on, nice and thick. Wonderful.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07And there we are. That's how you paint fruit.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Next week, I'll be showing you how to do a self-portrait.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Yes, he's the hottest new street artist on the scene.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Yes, that's right, his name is Benzo
0:17:29 > 0:17:32and his debut exhibition is at 5pm tonight.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34THE GIRLS ARGUE NEXT DOOR
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- It's not worth saying sorry now! - Look, I was trying to help you.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- I promise!- "Project Actor.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46"A study into the emotional complexit...complex...whatever,
0:17:46 > 0:17:49"of a young woman, subject D".
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Dani, come on! I helped you, didn't I?!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53What are you feeling right now?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Like I want to grab your head, scrunch it up as if it was
0:17:56 > 0:17:59a sheet of paper, and feed it to a particularly unpleasant horse!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02So, you're angry?!
0:18:02 > 0:18:07- That's good! Joy, fear, and now, anger.- That's not all I'm feeling.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I'm hurt too. I can't believe you'd do this to me, Sam.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13You know how important this audition is. You know how stressed I am!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I'm sorry! I just need an experiment for the science expo.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- I was desperate.- You could have at least asked me first.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23You're right. Maybe we can practice the script together.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- What time is your audition? - Four o'clock.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- It's ten to four.- What?!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33But it takes me at least an hour to get to the studio! Thanks, Sam!
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Thanks a lot(!) I knew you being my teacher would end in tears!
0:18:44 > 0:18:48That's brilliant! It's a little bit weird, but brilliant.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50When the speaker fell on my foot,
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I just had to capture what I was feeling and channel it.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56You got the talent, the look, the passion.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- You remind me of me.- Not bad!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Now all you need is come up with another dozen or so
0:19:00 > 0:19:03paintings by this evening and we'll be rolling in cash!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Why this evening?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08We're holding an exhibition of Ben's work at a top art gallery.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11I say art gallery, it's just a living room.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- But this is the only work I've created so far!- You best get busy!
0:19:14 > 0:19:18I've sent out dozens of e-mails to tons of influential art types,
0:19:18 > 0:19:21telling them all about you. You don't want to disappoint them, Ben!
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Great art should be motivated from the heart, not the wallet.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27I don't care what motivates him!
0:19:27 > 0:19:31I just want him to get those paintings done so I can get rich.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Oh, and Jack, I need you to DJ at the exhibition tonight.- But...
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- I'll pay you.- I'm in.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40He always does things like this. He makes me so angry sometimes!
0:19:40 > 0:19:46- So angry, I could...- Use it! Use that passion, Ben!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Use it to create something well good.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Wow. You really had a lot you wanted to get out.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43- Right! She's had long enough! - Sorry! I'm here! I'm here!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- I'm ready! - CRASHING AND COMMOTION
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Sorry I'm a little bit late. - You're an hour late, darling.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Yes, I know, there was a problem with the bus. What was the problem?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Oh, there was this big seabird and it crashed through
0:21:03 > 0:21:07the windscreen and the driver was swerving all over the place
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- trying to get the bird off, and the bird was just flapping!- Dani!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15You know what we need our actors to be on this show above all else?
0:21:15 > 0:21:20- Talented. Funny. Glamorous.- On time.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Give me one good reason why I should still audition you.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Can I have a few minutes to think about it?
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Ladies and gentlemen. Please trust me.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Benzo will be here very shortly and the exhibition will be under way.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47In the meantime, can I interest you in some nibbles?
0:21:47 > 0:21:52- We've picnic eggs, mini samosas and Prawny Pops.- Coming through!
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Where have you been?! I can't stall them much longer.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I've been grinding my digits and knuckles, man.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01My art has been flowing so hard, I couldn't hold back the tide!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Back off!- I like the surly, urban attitude,
0:22:04 > 0:22:06but I'm not enjoying having it directed at me.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Suck it up, man.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10THEY GASP
0:22:10 > 0:22:15Just, just...get your stuff set up as quickly as you can!
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Artists!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Temperamental! You know how it is!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23You're sloppy and unprofessional.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25I don't want someone like that on my set.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29You don't have what it takes to make it in this profession.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Now scram! Before I call security!- Hey!- Yes!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34What gives you the right to talk to me like that?!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37THE CREW GASP Excuse me?!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41All right, I was late, but I apologised!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44And the reason I was late was because I spent the whole day
0:22:44 > 0:22:46preparing for this audition!
0:22:46 > 0:22:51All I wanted was a chance! Just one chance! One chance to soar!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54To glide! To rocket to the stars.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58To turn and look back down to earth and say, yes, Dani,
0:22:58 > 0:23:02that is where you came from, that is where this dream began.
0:23:02 > 0:23:07To yell at the top of my lungs, this is what I was born to do!
0:23:07 > 0:23:13This is why I am here! I am an actor! I act! Therefore I am!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16DANI SNIFFS
0:23:16 > 0:23:21But now, I guess that chance has just crumpled at the vine.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Destiny has other plans for me now. This dream was never meant to be.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29This dream has just turned to dust. Always dust.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32SHE SOBS
0:23:32 > 0:23:37Oh, look at me. Such an idiot, crying in front of a stranger.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40I'm so embarrassed. I feel like my cheeks are on fire.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Anyway, I guess I should be going now.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49I won't waste any more of your time.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54Wait! Maybe I was a little hasty.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Yo, I've finished.- About time!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Ladies and gentlemen of the art world,
0:24:06 > 0:24:10I'm proud to present the hottest new talent on the street art scene,
0:24:10 > 0:24:14so get your wallets and purses ready!
0:24:14 > 0:24:18It's Benzo! What shall we start the bidding at?
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- Shall we say at 10,000 each? - THEY ALL LAUGH
0:24:22 > 0:24:24What's so funny?!
0:24:37 > 0:24:42- Ben! What have you done?!- How much for the picture of you as a donkey?
0:24:42 > 0:24:46That's not for sale.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Actually, none of these are for sale, this exhibition is over.
0:24:49 > 0:24:55- I can pay you cash. How about £5,000?- £5,000?!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58£5,000?
0:25:01 > 0:25:05No, no. No, there's been a terrible mistake! None of these are for sale!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Stop looking at them! This exhibition is closed!
0:25:08 > 0:25:13Stop looking at them! Get out! Get out! This exhibition is over!
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Get out! Get out! - THEY ALL LAUGH
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Benzo is officially retired!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Look, before you say anything, I want you to know how sorry I am.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35You're right, I should've never used you as a subject in my experiment.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- I got carried away, and I feel terrible.- YOU feel terrible?!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- How do you think I feel?!- I know!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Look, I'll go, and you'll never see me again!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Sam.- Yes.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Acting.- What?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Just then. I was acting.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- So, you're not really annoyed. - Why would I be?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01When I've just landed the role of Nurse Emily Woodmagnet
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- in McHurtie's Hospital!- Really?!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06THEY SCREAM AND GIGGLE
0:26:06 > 0:26:08You're going to be on TV! For real?!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11In a real TV show with a character name and a dressing room?!
0:26:11 > 0:26:15The producer said I gave one of the best auditions she's ever seen!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Oh, you got your big break! - I couldn't have done it without you!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21My emotions were so raw it was like I had them on tap!
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- Yes, you can write it down for your project!- Thank you!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29What are you looking so happy about?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31You should be pleased for your sister, Max.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- She's going to be a TV star!- You got the job?! Oh, Dani, that's amazing!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Can I have your autograph? - Don't make it weird, Jack.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Oh, congrats, Dani, that's well cool.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Hey, maybe when you're famous, you can hire me to paint your portrait!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh, hey, your painting days are over!
0:26:46 > 0:26:50- I don't trust you anywhere near a canvas again!- Yes, Max.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Sorry, Max.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Oh, and pull your trousers up, you look ridiculous!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58So! Our friend, the TV star.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01You going to remember us when you're famous?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Sorry, who are you again? - Oh, oh, oh, oh!
0:27:04 > 0:27:07THEY SHOUT AND LAUGH
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Ow! Not the lumpy one!- Yeah?! - OK! On!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19THEY LAUGH
0:27:19 > 0:27:23- I'm very confused.- It's quite simple, Coordinator.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Dani is on Dani's House,
0:27:25 > 0:27:29but she's now also on another show called McHurtie's Hospital.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32What if her character in McHurtie's Hospital got a part in a TV show?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35And what if that character got a part in a TV show,
0:27:35 > 0:27:38and what if that character got a part in a TV show,
0:27:38 > 0:27:42and what if THAT character got a part in a TV show...
0:27:42 > 0:27:47I don't know! But you're making me dizzy!
0:27:49 > 0:27:51CRASHING
0:27:51 > 0:27:53SHE LAUGHS
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