Sister Act

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- It's only a visit, how bad can he be? - Awful! You don't know my brother.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08He's always going on about himself, how fantastic he is.

0:00:08 > 0:00:12We're so different, it's hard to believe were related.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Oh, no, he's here.

0:00:14 > 0:00:18- Zark, I'd like you to meet my brother.- Administrator Zang.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Since when are you an administrator? - Since I got promoted.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23I'm sure I sent you a message.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Prove it.- Prove I didn't. - I will.- So will I.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30BOTH: Where are my galactaphone goggles?

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Can you please squabble quietly? Dani's House is on.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Oh! Dani's House, my favourite.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39That's MY chair!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Well, I'm a guest.- Exactly, you should bring your own chair.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45- No, I shouldn't.- Yes, you should. - No, I shouldn't.- Yes, you should!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- No, I shouldn't.- Yes, you should! - No, I shouldn't.- Quiet!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Hey, my name is Dani and this...

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Is your best friend, Jack.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Thanks. My name is Dani and this...

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Is her brother, Max.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02And his best friend, Ben.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03As I was saying, my name is Dani

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- and this...- Is her friend, Ruby.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- And I'm her sister, Maisy.- I'm Dani

0:01:08 > 0:01:10and this is the brilliant...

0:01:10 > 0:01:12THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:01:12 > 0:01:14SHE BLOWS A WHISTLE

0:01:14 > 0:01:16THEY LAUGH

0:01:26 > 0:01:31SHE PLAYS OUT OF TUNE

0:01:31 > 0:01:35No, no, no! You're playing it all wrong.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36A trill goes like this.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40This is boring.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45Is it low blood sugar time already? OK, snack break. Sweet or savoury?

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Oh, my hair's caught! Agh! Use your big sister tool belt.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Careful, I'm a precious commodity. After that rough handling,

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- I'm going to need...- Both, sweet and savoury. You always do.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Look, I know this is hard,

0:02:03 > 0:02:06but the family reunion's only a few days away

0:02:06 > 0:02:07and we need to make this duet perfect.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- You do want to outshine Cousin Henry, right?- Of course.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Ever since he stole the ham from my ham sandwich

0:02:13 > 0:02:15for his Lady Gaga outfit, I've been waiting to get him back.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Good, because if my spies are right,

0:02:17 > 0:02:20we have stiff competition - he's doing Glee!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Which character?- All of them!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24He's given up sleeping to learn all the songs.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27So, let's get practising. And concentrate this time, OK?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30You're the one that keeps stopping. I'm totally focused on...

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- PHONE BEEPS - Oh, a text!

0:02:35 > 0:02:40- Hey, Serena. Really? Uh-huh. - SHOUTING

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, can you hang on a sec?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Can you keep the noise down in here?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Some of us are on important phone calls.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Sorry, squabbling siblings, you know how it is.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Luckily, mine's at an air guitar convention.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56So don't worry, I've got all day to prepare for our scene tonight,

0:02:56 > 0:02:59and there's no way my meddling toe rag of a brother can ruin...

0:02:59 > 0:03:02My script!

0:03:02 > 0:03:05What? No, there's nothing wrong with my script,

0:03:05 > 0:03:09I was just admiring the font. OK, got to go, bye!

0:03:12 > 0:03:16"Use my hair gel again and it won't be your script I'll ice next. Max."

0:03:17 > 0:03:22Max!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26You can't glue me to this chair, I have rights! I want my lawyer!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28You're not being arrested.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32- I just need to keep you here long enough to learn the duet.- OK.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- But can I do the opening? - You'll never learn it in time.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Just because you were born before me doesn't make you the boss of me.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Actually, it does.- You're the worst sister in the whole world.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- No, I think you'll find you are. - Am not!- Are too!- Am not!- Are too!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46OK, stop!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Let's just get the duet sorted and then we can go our separate ways.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- OK?- Can I do the opening?- No!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Then I'm off!- Maisy, come back here!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Tied your shoelaces!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01See you later, boring gator.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07A real freezer prank. One of my favourites.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Shame my piano wouldn't fit in the fridge.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Why would you want to freeze a piano?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14To annoy my annoying older sister.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Hey, this is good work. Max?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Do you know any other evil spawns from hell living here?

0:04:20 > 0:04:25- Argh!- You're never going to get it out that way.- Got any better ideas?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31What are you going to do, bake me up another script?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34No, I'm going to bake the one you already have.

0:04:36 > 0:04:41Yo! What up, doll? You want to get down? Hang? Chillax?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Sorry, too much time alone watching MTV Cribs.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Needed to get out of the house. Fancy doing something?

0:04:47 > 0:04:51I can't, I have to practise this duet for the family reunion.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Seeing as Maisy's bolted, looks like I'll be doing both parts.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Anything in the rules that say both parts have to be piano?

0:04:57 > 0:05:01There aren't any rules, it's a family reunion. It's just for fun.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04And to wipe Cousin Henry's smug smirk off his face.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Then I think I can help.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Ten minutes on a low heat and that script will be as dry and crisp

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- as a piece of toast.- Are you sure? I don't want it to come out looking

0:05:25 > 0:05:26like one of my mum's overdone roasts.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28I practically invented the freezer prank,

0:05:28 > 0:05:30you think I don't know how to fix it?

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Oh, thanks, Maisy.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35It's just I've got this big scene to learn, the kind that wins trophies.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Get it right and SpongeBob SquarePants will be up

0:05:38 > 0:05:40for some competition at the TV awards next week.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Oh, sounds exciting.- It is.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Hey, why don't you give me a hand with the read-through? It'll be fun.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- You'd let me do something fun? For free?- Sure!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Why can't we choose who our big sisters and brothers are?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58So, what can we do for you today?

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- I'm on the market for a new older brother or sister.- Excellent!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05We have some fine choices just come in today.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09We need to make this duet perfect.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Too boring.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16What up? You want to get down? Hang? Chillax?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Too excitable.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Will you give me a hand with the read-through? It'll be fun.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Perfect. I'll take this one.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Excellent! A very, very good choice.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Oh, just one thing, she's not... SHE SCREAMS

0:06:35 > 0:06:37..housetrained.

0:06:38 > 0:06:44Don't spare my feelings, nurse. How bad is it?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46I can't lie, it's bad!

0:06:46 > 0:06:50You've got no brain. I'm surprised you're still alive!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53SHE COUGHS

0:06:53 > 0:06:58No!

0:06:59 > 0:07:04- That's the best fun I've had in ages.- And, thanks to you, I am now

0:07:04 > 0:07:07word perfect, so I can spend the rest of the day on me time.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09A little pampering, a little relaxing,

0:07:09 > 0:07:11a lot of mentally preparing.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Oh, that sounds fun. Let me get my teddy, I can't relax without him.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Thanks, but it's called me time for a reason.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oh, OK.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23You want to be on your own, I understand.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Well, maybe there is something you can do.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31PIANO AND ELECTRONIC MUSIC

0:07:38 > 0:07:41HE BEAT BOXES

0:07:49 > 0:07:52You are a star for doing this. I've been meaning to try

0:07:52 > 0:07:55this home hair treatment since Taylor wrote a blog about it.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Oh, he has gorgeous hair. - Oh, he does, doesn't he?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59But every time I made it, I ended up eating it.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03No problemo, I just mixed all the ingredients together -

0:08:03 > 0:08:08honey, olive oil, avocado, coconut suntan oil...

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Don't you mean coconut oil? There's a big difference.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Sure, coconut oil, I totally meant that.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- I suppose I better go find Maisy. - I thought you two had fallen out.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24We have. If she was anyone else, I'd run the other way,

0:08:24 > 0:08:28but when my dear little sister gets mad, she also gets clumsy,

0:08:28 > 0:08:31and I'd hate for her to destroy Dani's house, or worse...

0:08:31 > 0:08:33What's worse than that?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36No idea, but knowing Maisy, she'd do it.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42This is my costume for tonight, what do you think?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Nursey, in a good way.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I guess nursey is good, but itchy isn't.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oh, you don't want to do that.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50The last time I pulled a label off, I unraveled the whole top.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Luckily, it wasn't one of Ruby's favourites.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Here, let me.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Are you sure you can do this? It's just that scissors

0:08:57 > 0:08:59and small people don't tend to mix well in my experience.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Oh, don't worry, I'm super careful. I...

0:09:03 > 0:09:05All done?

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Well, the label's definitely off.- Great!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11- All that's left to do now is my makeup.- Oh, can I do it?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Yeah, why not? Come on.- Great.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18I like hanging out with you, Dani, you understand me.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Ruby is always making me do boring stuff like homework and chores

0:09:22 > 0:09:25and throwing away food I find on the floor.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Oh, man! Who knew playing piano would be such hard work?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40I'm not sure that constitutes playing, but it was impressive.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43So we should stick to me on the decks and you on the piano?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Yeah, probably for the best.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48It might be dangerous playing that wildly in front of Uncle Bob.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Weak heart?- Weak bladder.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53So, you need a stand-in older sister that can sing and dance?

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Well, look no further.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59I owe you for saving my script, so I'm all yours until then.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Thanks, Dani. You won't regret it.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Especially when you see what I've done with your makeup.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05SHE SCREAMS

0:10:05 > 0:10:06The eyes!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Oh! My costume!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11A little accident.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18My hair! It's stuck. What have you done?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20I may have got some of the ingredients mixed up.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21What with, concrete?

0:10:21 > 0:10:25I look like Frankenstein's monster on a bad hair day.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27I know the drill, go ahead and scream.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32It's OK, I know you meant well.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35All I have to do is wash this out in the bath

0:10:35 > 0:10:36and hope my hair recovers.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Thanks, Dani, you're the best.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- And you'll still do the performance? - Yeah.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Just make sure you don't touch anything until I get back, OK?

0:10:47 > 0:10:52- Delicious! So, Maisy's replaced you with Dani then?- It looks that way.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I just hope Dani knows what she's letting herself in for.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Have you not met Max?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58I think anyone can sniff out a foul sibling, it's Dani.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- You make a good point.- You know,

0:11:01 > 0:11:03I've often wondered what it would be like to have a brother or sister.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh, take mine.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- I'll even throw in a few DVDs. It's a good deal.- Very funny.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11I know you and Dani always complain about Max and Maisy,

0:11:11 > 0:11:13but it's so lonely sometimes being an only child.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16At least you're not constantly worrying about someone else.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Like now, I'm itching to stop you from eating that unhealthy sandwich

0:11:20 > 0:11:21and you're not even my brother.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25What? This is super healthy. It's got all the food groups -

0:11:25 > 0:11:28carbs, protein,

0:11:28 > 0:11:31dairy and veg.

0:11:31 > 0:11:36- How do jellybeans qualify as veg? - Hello, the clue is in the name.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Jellybean. Everyone knows beans are a veg.

0:11:41 > 0:11:46What? Hey! I take it back, it rocks being an only child!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49You can eat what you want, when you want, how you want.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57THEY LAUGH

0:11:57 > 0:12:00My brother's always bossing me about. "Tidy my room.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03"Make my lunch. Trim my nose hair."

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Don't do it then.- I try! But he has a clever way of tricking me.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Like the time he got me to wear his pants so they'd be nice

0:12:09 > 0:12:11and warm by pretending they'd give me superpowers.

0:12:11 > 0:12:16- Ew!- Don't worry, I'm wise to his ways now.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18You won't catch me doing his chores any more.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22- Then why are you doing his laundry? - This isn't laundry,

0:12:22 > 0:12:27this is a special consignment for a secret mission on Sector 234...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30He's done it again, hasn't he?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Then I thought I'd jump out and you could catch me

0:12:36 > 0:12:40on your head for the end of the scene, what do you think?

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Dani?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44You've been in the bath for almost an hour.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I've been talking to you the whole time and you haven't said a word.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Are you all right?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Well, I hope you haven't drowned, but if you have,

0:12:50 > 0:12:53can I have your bedroom? Mine's tiny.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Dani!

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Good, you're alive. Relaxing bath?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- I thought we could talk about our performance.- Yep.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Just give me a second to change and I will be right out.- OK.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16I thought you were getting changed.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I was going to...

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- How did you get in here?- So, I've written out some ideas.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Is that my top?- Yep.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Ruby's clothes are so boring. It's like a gym shop in her closet.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I hope you don't mind.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31It just looked so amazing on you, I had to try it on.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Well...- It makes a change hanging out with someone stylish.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Well, I guess it's OK. - Thanks, Dani.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Ruby never lets me borrow anything of hers.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44I can't think why.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50If you're going to perform at my family reunion,

0:13:50 > 0:13:52you need to learn who my family are.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55That's not a family, that's a phonebook.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57There's hundreds of you.

0:13:57 > 0:14:0055, including one great-aunt and a couple of long-lost cousins.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01And you expect me to learn them? Forget it!

0:14:01 > 0:14:05I sometimes forget my own name, how am I supposed to remember theirs?

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Don't worry, I've devised an easy rhyme. You'll pick it up in no time.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Wait, I need something to help me remember.- Of course.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- What, pens, paper?- A snack.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17- We just had lunch half an hour ago. - Yeah, I know, I'm starving.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Enjoying your Max-free day?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24If having my privacy invaded, my favourite top ruined

0:14:24 > 0:14:26and my bath time serenaded with a high-pitch chatterbox

0:14:26 > 0:14:29counts as enjoyment, then, yeah, I'm having a blast.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Yeah, I heard you inherited a new sibling.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33I thought with Max away, things would be less crazy.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Who was I kidding?- I hear you.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38I dropped by in search of fun and ended up being Ruby's star pupil.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Man, she's strict! There's even an exam at the end of it!

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Hey, do you want me to cut class and come rescue you?

0:14:44 > 0:14:48I think I can handle one little girl. I mean, how bad can she be?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- OK, good luck coping with Maisy. - Right back at you with Ruby.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00What did you mean, coping with Maisy?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh, it's an in-joke.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05We say coping when we actually mean have fun.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10OK. So, I thought we could start the performance with a tap dance.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Have you done something different to your hair?- Oh, you noticed?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15I borrowed some of your hair products.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Oh, that reminds me, you need some more spray, hair gel,

0:15:18 > 0:15:20shampoo and conditioner.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Hope that's OK.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24You have such amazing, shiny hair,

0:15:24 > 0:15:26especially since you washed my treatment out.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28It looks great.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- It does?- Absolument.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33And I thought if my hair looked as amazing as yours,

0:15:33 > 0:15:34then I, too, could look like a supermodel.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- You think I look like a supermodel? - Doesn't everyone?

0:15:37 > 0:15:41Why do I get the feeling I'm not in control here?

0:15:46 > 0:15:51Come on! Come on! Good Dani. Does Dani want a biscuit?

0:15:51 > 0:15:57Well, Dani can have a biscuit after she fetches the stick.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Go on!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Such a good doggie.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12So, I dance across the floor...

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- ..do a twirl, then I hop on the chair.- That's great!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Maybe we can incorporate something modern into it,

0:16:20 > 0:16:21like a body pop or something.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- We won't because you're not dancing. - I'm not?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Nope, you'll be on the floor.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30After I jump off the chair, open the umbrella, float a bit,

0:16:30 > 0:16:31then you catch me.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34I don't know, sounds like a lot could go wrong, mainly for me.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Let's give it a go. If it doesn't work, we can try some of your ideas.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38That's if I survive your idea.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Ready?- Not really, but...

0:16:43 > 0:16:47STOMPING

0:16:47 > 0:16:50STOMPING

0:16:50 > 0:16:52What am I doing?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55I think that went well, don't you?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Dani?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Dani? Dani?

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Dani, where are you?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Dani! Oh, Dani!

0:17:07 > 0:17:12Here comes Uncle Jim and Auntie Jen. They have three - Ruth, Sam and Ben.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16Next comes cousins Dex and Jake. They're twins and thin as rakes.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Dex, Jake, twins called Rake. Got it.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22No, silly, the rakes aren't twins, Dex and Jake are.

0:17:22 > 0:17:27Who are the rakes? Oh, wait, they're Uncle Mike and Auntie June.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Or is that Auntie Jane? Oh, man, I can't keep up.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34You're doing brilliantly. Maisy took so long to learn the rhyme,

0:17:34 > 0:17:36we had four new relatives by the time she did.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- THEY LAUGH - Maisy...

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Dani!

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- CHEERING - Dani, where are you?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54There you are. I can't believe you hid from me. So uncool.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Even Ruby wouldn't pull something as lame as that.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59That's because she's offloaded you onto me.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Look, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to find someone else

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- to perform with.- But you've got to do it, I helped you with your lines.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08I know, and I'm grateful, but there's a limit to how much

0:18:08 > 0:18:10I can help you, and getting my head flattened is it.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14But you're so clever, and talented...

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Cut the charm offensive, it won't work any more.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Why are you being so mean?

0:18:19 > 0:18:23All I want to do is have a little tap routine in front of my family!

0:18:23 > 0:18:25But I can't do it without you.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Oh, you are good, but Max is a master manipulator,

0:18:30 > 0:18:32I know when I'm being played.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36I'm disappointed in you, Dani, I thought you were different.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Sorry, but work is important,

0:18:37 > 0:18:39and right now, that's what I need to focus on.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43I knew you were easily distracted by trifle matters

0:18:43 > 0:18:46like a successful career, but I hoped it wouldn't come to this.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Good luck with that big scene tonight.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51I just hope you don't need your script.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52What have you done with it?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Let's just say it might take a little longer to read.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57If you've frozen it, I'll just cook it again.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Bet you regret sharing that secret with me now.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Do I look like an amateur?

0:19:05 > 0:19:10- My script!- Like I said, it might take a little longer to read.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13But I'm sure in a week, maybe two, you'll have it all pieced together.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16But I need it for tonight! It's my only copy!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19SHE GROWLS

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Come here!

0:19:21 > 0:19:26- SHE SCREAMS - Stop! Stop! Stop!

0:19:30 > 0:19:34I would help out, but these are brand-new trainers

0:19:34 > 0:19:37and it looks dangerous in there.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38I'm sure they'll work it out.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Wait! I made a copy of your script.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53So, here's the deal.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54We practise our routine until it's perfect,

0:19:54 > 0:19:57then you can have your script back.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Good to have you back, sis.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06- Right, where were we?- I was giving you the date of my family reunion.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Ah, yes.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09SHE COUGHS

0:20:09 > 0:20:13So my social life's a little slow, it'll pick up.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16At least I don't have to worry about you being busy next Thursday.

0:20:16 > 0:20:21Monday free, Tuesday free, Wednesday free, Thursday is not free.

0:20:21 > 0:20:26- What?- I'm sorry, but Thursday is Jack Day.- What is Jack Day?

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Every month, my parents and I spend a day where I do anything I want.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33It's so awesome. Last time, we spent four hours watching turtles

0:20:33 > 0:20:35play ping-pong.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39They had these little sweatbands around their heads...

0:20:39 > 0:20:41I'll plug in my phone, so we can practise to some music.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43I've got some wicked tunes.

0:20:45 > 0:20:50- Oh, I need help! My hair's caught! - So you do.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Shall I call the police, or an ambulance?

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Stop mucking around,

0:20:53 > 0:20:55just use something from your big sister tool belt.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Big sister tool belt? - You know, like Ruby has.

0:20:58 > 0:21:03Oh, that big sister tool belt! Bad luck, I don't have one.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05But I know something we can use.

0:21:12 > 0:21:18- Oh!- My bag, you ruined it! - So I have, oops!

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Come on, let's get this over and done with.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Can you change the date?

0:21:23 > 0:21:24It's the only day they're both off work,

0:21:24 > 0:21:27can't you change the family reunion?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29organising another date when 55 people are all free

0:21:29 > 0:21:31will take until next year's reunion.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Oh, well. It looks like I'm back to playing the duet by myself.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- You will catch me, right? - You're the boss.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53- PHONE RINGS - Hello?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Rudy! Oh, wow!

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Hey, that was an important phone call!

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- I was about to get free broadband. - We need to focus.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05We're never going to outshine Cousin Henry if we don't get this right.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Read my lips, I don't care.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11It's clearly low blood sugar time.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Get out the snacks, I'll have savoury.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- You want a snack, the kitchen's that way.- That's it!

0:22:16 > 0:22:20You don't have a big sister tool belt, you're not concentrating

0:22:20 > 0:22:22on our performance and you don't even carry snacks?

0:22:22 > 0:22:27This isn't working, I'm better off on my own.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Hey, what about my script? - Look in the fridge.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44"Enjoy your script. It's mango and mustard flavour."

0:22:44 > 0:22:47I never thought I'd say this, but I can't wait for Max to come home.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Practice is going well then.- Sorry, miles away. How's Maisy?- No idea.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I got fired when she realised Godzilla would make a better

0:23:05 > 0:23:06older sister.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10Oh, good! For you, I mean. She can be a handful.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Hope she didn't cause too much damage.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Nothing my insurance won't cover. - Younger brothers and sisters, eh?

0:23:14 > 0:23:15You know what they say -

0:23:15 > 0:23:17you can't live with them, you can't send them back.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Well, thanks for looking after her,

0:23:19 > 0:23:22but I better go grab her before she ropes another poor sucker in.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24You might be too late on that score.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27So let me get this straight, you're looking for an older brother.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30That's right, someone cool, hip, streetwise.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Mango and mustard, it's my fave. - Basically, someone just like you.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- And you'll let me eat whatever I want?- You're confusing me with Ruby.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41I'm the fun one. You can pig out whenever you want, bro.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Bro?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- I like the sound of that. Say it again.- Bro.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50- Bro. OK, I'm in.- Excelente!

0:23:50 > 0:23:54So, as your bro, I should probably give you some kind of nickname.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58You know, something cute like Little M or Mai-Z.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01I'm not sure about nicknames, but we can discuss it later.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Right, now, we need to focus on... - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Why are you grabbing my crisps? - That's what siblings do, share.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10A wise dude once said there are three things you should never do in life.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Plays chess with a monkey, clip your toenails in public,

0:24:13 > 0:24:15- and share your food. - What wise dude said that?

0:24:15 > 0:24:19Well, it was... Well, I forget now, OK?

0:24:19 > 0:24:20But that's not the point.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22The point is, I've never done those things

0:24:22 > 0:24:24and I'm not about to start now.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Sorry, deal's off.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36OK, snack break. Sweet or savoury?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50That's great, Maisy.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Such a great idea to combine the piano duet with a tap routine.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14I'm the brains of the family. That opening bit was dead boring.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22- That was fun.- It was.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25And there's no way Cousin Henry's Glee medley will beat that.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Exactly.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Ice cream?- Oh, you read my mind!

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Hey, Rubes.- Yeah? - I kind of missed having you around.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38Not like a lot or anything, but it's just good to have

0:25:38 > 0:25:41your big sister tool belt in case of emergencies.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43But it still doesn't make you the boss of me.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Whatever you say, little sis. Oh...

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Come on.

0:25:52 > 0:25:57- 'How are you today? - Don't spare my feelings now...'

0:25:57 > 0:26:00- Oh, how's Dani's big scene? - She's on fire, come see.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03'I can't lie, it's bad!

0:26:03 > 0:26:08- 'You've got no brain! I'm surprised you're still alive!- Oh! Oh!'

0:26:08 > 0:26:11HE COUGHS

0:26:14 > 0:26:18'No!'

0:26:21 > 0:26:25Wow, that was like really, really deep.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26Dani's bound to win at the TV awards tonight.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29I can't believe she's taking Max as her plus one.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31I guess having me around made her realise how cute

0:26:31 > 0:26:33and cuddly us little siblings can be.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Somehow, I doubt it.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Let's go, before the war of the crisps breaks out again.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Tsk, share my crisps!

0:26:47 > 0:26:50I had no idea that having a sibling would require so much sacrifice.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Another great episode of Dani's House!

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Don't you think, Commander Zang...?

0:27:02 > 0:27:06I should have never let my brother talk me into playing games.

0:27:06 > 0:27:07He always cheats!

0:27:07 > 0:27:11- You two are like peas in a pod. - Take that back!

0:27:11 > 0:27:14He's a stickler for tidiness, he's super competitive,

0:27:14 > 0:27:15and he cheats at games, just like you.

0:27:15 > 0:27:20That may be, but I bet he can't do this.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22HE YODELS

0:27:31 > 0:27:33'Oh, OK. My go.'

0:27:33 > 0:27:37HE YODELS

0:27:43 > 0:27:46'Don't stop, let's do the next verse, too!'

0:27:46 > 0:27:48HE WEEPS

0:27:48 > 0:27:53# Sometimes, I feel like breaking free

0:27:53 > 0:27:55# Let's lift these chains

0:27:55 > 0:28:00# Let's rock this wave right out to sea

0:28:00 > 0:28:04# I will be...

0:28:04 > 0:28:05# Breaking free. #

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