Bollywood

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0:00:03 > 0:00:09- Oh, that's very shiny. What is it? - The humans call it a tro-phy.- Ooh.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12What does it do?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15Nothing, they just keep it on a shelf or, sometimes,

0:00:15 > 0:00:18if they've got lots of them, they put them in a big glass cage.

0:00:19 > 0:00:23So it's some sort of pet. Ah! Hello, there, shiny winey.

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Fetch.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Ah. Well, that's a bit of a rubbish pet.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41It's not a pet, it's made out of precious metals.

0:00:41 > 0:00:42CLANG-CLANG!

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Maybe it's a pet that makes a clang-clang noise when it's hurt.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49It's a non-pet, shiny thing that humans get

0:00:49 > 0:00:53- when they beat other humans in a game.- Ah.

0:00:53 > 0:00:58- I'll keep it here on my side. - What? Why do you get to keep it?

0:00:58 > 0:01:02- I want it here on my side. - You didn't win it!- Neither did you!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Then we should share it!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Or maybe we could play a game ourselves

0:01:11 > 0:01:13and the winner gets to keep the trophy.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Ah, oh. Good idea.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20- But what game? - Maybe we could play clonkers?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Bring it on.

0:01:24 > 0:01:29- Oh. Ah, look, it's Dani's House. - Oh, let's watch the show.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Hey, guys, my name's Dani and this...- Is her best friend, Jack.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- Thanks. My name's Dani and this... - Is her brother, Max.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- And his best friend, Ben.- As I was saying, my name's Dani and this...

0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Is her friend, Ruby. - And I'm her sister, Maisy.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50And I'm Dani and this is the brilliant...

0:01:50 > 0:01:52THEY TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Can you hear that racket Max is making?

0:02:05 > 0:02:06SILENCE

0:02:06 > 0:02:07No, neither can I.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09He is away on a school camping trip,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12which means I get the place all to myself.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Ah, the sweet sound of silence.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18MAISY SCREAMS

0:02:19 > 0:02:24# I'm going, I'm going I'm going, I'm going. #

0:02:24 > 0:02:26I'm going to the launch party for the new computer game...

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Princess Of Darkness.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36MUSIC BLARES

0:02:38 > 0:02:44- This bit is totally sick.- Loving the bass! Gets you right here!

0:02:45 > 0:02:46- BOTH: Woah! - Bed head.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Mirror malfunction.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Meera, calm down, it can't be that bad. You're at the hospital!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Your ankle's twisted! You're on crutches! Hello? Hello?

0:02:57 > 0:03:02My cousin Meera can't be my partner for the dance contest.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04My life totally sucks. Aaargh!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Well, the peace and quiet was nice while it lasted(!)

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Wait a second. Dance contest!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Yeah, I'm a dancer. Is that so hard to believe?- Yeah.- Really hard.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Can't believe it.- No way. - You just don't look like a dancer.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27- And how is a dancer supposed to look? - Like anyone but you.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32- Oh, yeah, well, how about now?- Oh. - Woah.- Or now?- Impressive.- Or now?

0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Wow, nice moves.- You're pretty good. - Where did you learn how to dance?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I go to dance lessons with my cousin.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41We're supposed to be competing in the Bollywood dance contest

0:03:41 > 0:03:44tomorrow night, but she's twisted her ankle.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Oh, ouch. How did she do that?- Is that really important right now?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Your fault, right? - It was an accident.

0:03:50 > 0:03:55- Oh, wow, nice trophy.- Woah. Look at the size of that thing.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Is that real money?- Yeah, this is the closest I'm going to get to it.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Goodbye, Bollywood dream.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04The dream's not over. I'll be your dance partner.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- I'll be your dance partner. - No, I'll be your dance partner.

0:04:07 > 0:04:12No, you won't. You will be taking me to the launch tomorrow night.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Have any of you ever done any Bollywood dancing?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- ALL: Yeah, loads. - It's my favourite, I love it.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21THEY TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Great. So, that's none of you?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Think you can learn the routine by tomorrow night?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. - Yes, I'm back in the game.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Hey, that's not fair. Why'd you choose her?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Well, her name begins with a D, which is closest to B for Bollywood.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Yeah, cos that's fair, isn't it?!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Well, you two could always enter as well.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Yeah, right, like we could win.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45BOTH: We could win.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Oh, great, why don't you invite the whole world to compete against us?!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Ruby is coming to me, instead of you,

0:04:53 > 0:04:56and there's nothing you can do about it.

0:04:56 > 0:05:01She made a promise and no-one double crosses the Princess of Darkness.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Sh-zam. Ah, help me, I'm shrinking!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09You are one little world of weird.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12You'll just have to wait and buy the game in the morning.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14One night's not going to make a difference.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Only a nube would say that. Getting it first is everything.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22I want to be up to my eyeballs in XP points by sunrise.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Sorry, Maisy, but I'm going to Bollywood. Game over.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30SHE SCREAMS

0:05:34 > 0:05:40'Coming soon, to a games console near you, The Princess Of Darkness.

0:05:40 > 0:05:47'Bite and scream your way through 21 terrifying levels,

0:05:47 > 0:05:50'as you take on the ultimate Empress of Evil.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54'Be afraid, for nothing stands in her way.'

0:05:58 > 0:05:59OK, next lesson.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Ready? Five, six, seven, eight.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06# Change the light bulbs to the left

0:06:06 > 0:06:09# Change the light bulbs to the right

0:06:09 > 0:06:13# Wash the windows way down low

0:06:13 > 0:06:16# Wash the windows way up high

0:06:16 > 0:06:19# Stroke the dog and post a letter

0:06:20 > 0:06:23# Stroke the dog and post a letter

0:06:23 > 0:06:26# Flick your wrists and touch the sky

0:06:28 > 0:06:31# Flick your wrists and touch the sky

0:06:31 > 0:06:34# Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo. #

0:06:34 > 0:06:39- Ow, my eye!- I'm so sorry. Are you OK?- Yeah, I'll be fine.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- This is hopeless. I'm never going to get it.- Don't panic.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- You've got all day to get it.- I'm due on set at McHurties in an hour.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48OK, panic.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Cos I'm used to yelling at you, dancing with you feels weird.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55So, yell at me. I don't mind. I actually quite like it.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Let's spy on Ruby and Jack, see how they're getting on.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03We haven't got time. Now, let's take it from the top.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Dani?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- They're better than us. - They can't be.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- See, she's not poking his eye out. - Wow, they're really nailing this.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31How can they be so good? We only started this morning.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Maybe because they're practising, instead of wasting their time

0:07:34 > 0:07:35spying on people.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38I'm not going to a competition to be beaten by Jack and Ruby.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40You're right. We should give up.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42What? No!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45We're not giving up, we're just going to loosen a few light bulbs.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Now, give me your phone.- Why? - They'll recognise my number.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Thank you.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56PHONE RINGS

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Jack, here.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04No, I can't DJ right now. I'm washing windows.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08You'll pay me double? All right, I'm on my way.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Got a gig at the Apollo.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13You can't go to work. We need to practise.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- You can't do that.- You want to win this competition or not?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20I want to win, but I don't want to do anything

0:08:20 > 0:08:22that's going to give me bad karma.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- You've lost me. - You've heard of karma?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Yeah, I've had chicken korma loads. I do prefer a hot vindaloo, though.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Not korma, karma.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31My family believe that how you lead your life

0:08:31 > 0:08:33leads to good or bad karma.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Good actions to good fortune, bad actions to bad fortune.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Sending Jack on a wild goose chase was a bad action?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- You think it's good?- If it helps us win the competition, yeah.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44You've got a boat-load of bad karma coming your way.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Why? Wasn't my mobile that made the call. I'm off to work.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Sometimes, I really don't like her.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Got to keep practising, even at work.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58OK, people, let's get ready for a take.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Can you believe Ben was trying to scare me

0:09:00 > 0:09:02with all that bad karma stuff? As if.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Set. And...action.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Good morning, Mr Pusebottom. And how are you...?- Dani, look out!

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Watch the light!

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Aaah, wooah, wooah!- Careful!- Ah!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18THUD!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Ah!- Someone go and help her.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Oh, I'm so sorry.- Ah!- Oh!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Everything's falling, ooh.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Cut!

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Dani, are you OK?

0:09:33 > 0:09:37No, I think I broke my karma.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Yey!- Aah!- I win, champion!

0:09:45 > 0:09:50I'd like to dedicate this victory to all my friends and family.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54To all the people I've ever met and to all the people I've never met.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58This one's for you! But I get to keep it, here on my side.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00# The winning side. #

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- You cheated.- I never. - Your clonker was too big.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07My clonker was the same size as your clonker!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Give me that. I win.- I win.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- No, I win.- No, I win.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yeah, you win.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30PHONE RINGS

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Hello?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38COMPUTERISED VOICE: This is your dad.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41You promised Maisy you'd take her to the launch tonight.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I can't now. I'm doing this Bollywood thing instead.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48A promise is a promise, Ruby. You'll have to miss the dance competition...

0:10:48 > 0:10:51SQUEAKY VOICE: ..and take Maisy to the launch night.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Dad, are you OK?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55COMPUTERISED VOICE: Yes, I'm fine.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57You don't sound fine.

0:10:57 > 0:11:03- That's because I've got a bit of a cold.- You sound like a robot.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07My noise is all blocked up. And my throat is...

0:11:07 > 0:11:09SQUEAKY VOICE: ..scratchy and sore.

0:11:09 > 0:11:14Well, well, well, if it isn't my dear old dad(!)

0:11:16 > 0:11:18What's up, doc?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Aaaaaah.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- What's up is that you have bunny-itis.- Is it serious?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Oh, no, not at all.- Phew.- It just means you're turning into a rabbit.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- What?!- You're turning into a rabbit.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Or a bunny, as they're more commonly known.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- But that's impossible. - Oh, no, it's quite common.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42You have all the symptoms.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Off your food, you won't eat anything but carrots.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47No, but I hate carrots.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51SHE SCREAMS

0:11:51 > 0:11:55- You've been digging holes with your bare hands.- No, I haven't.

0:11:56 > 0:12:01- You're having trouble standing up. - No, I can stand up. See.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06And your front teeth are ginormous.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Aaaah!

0:12:10 > 0:12:13No need to be alarmed. It's perfectly normal.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Normal?! I'm turning into a bunny rabbit!

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Don't worry, I'm sure your big sister will take good care of you.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Isn't that right?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Now, hop along. I've other patients to see.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Go on, hop, hop. Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44It's amazing what you can do with a good printer and a pot of glue.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52So sorry to hear about the Bollywood dance competition.

0:12:52 > 0:12:57- What are you talking about?- You mean you haven't heard?- Heard what?

0:12:57 > 0:13:02- It's been cancelled.- Oh. - Afraid so. It's front-page news.

0:13:03 > 0:13:08- Oh, what a shame.- And after all that practising you did too.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09So sorry, sis.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Guess this means I'm free to take you to the launch night, after all.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Oh, yeah, I hadn't really thought of that.- Nice try.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20But next time, use stronger glue.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22You think I did that?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I'm going to Bollywood.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Arrgh!

0:13:32 > 0:13:36How are we supposed to practise a routine with you dressed like that?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I'm not taking any chances. My bad karma's out to get me.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42You can't spend your life dressed as an ice hockey

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- wicket-keeper goalie.- Watch me.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Now, can we get on with it, please?

0:13:49 > 0:13:50You do it.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Wait, wait. Stop, stop. - What did you do that for?

0:14:08 > 0:14:09I was just getting into my flow.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Dani, this isn't Bollywood, it's Hockeywood.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- Hey, I made up a new word.- You want to see me get hurt, is that it?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19You want to see that picture just jump off and hit me in the head.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23You want to see that carpet flip up and flap me in the face.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Or, you want to see that bee buzz up my nose.- Dani, you're overreacting.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30You've taken this bad karma thing way too far. And there is no bee.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Really? You don't hear that buzzing?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Oh, you're right, it's stopped.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39BUZZING

0:14:39 > 0:14:43That's because the bee's in my helmet. The bee is in my helmet!

0:14:43 > 0:14:46CRASH!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Now do you think I'm overreacting?

0:14:55 > 0:14:58There is something you could try that might help.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Hmm.- Hmm-mmm-mmm.

0:15:03 > 0:15:08- Dani, that was de-lish.- Too right, I will not forgeti that spaghetti.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Are you sure this is going to work?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Mum says, "If you want good karma, do nice things for others."

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Let's hope she wasn't saying that to get you to do the washing up.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Woah! Knickerbocker glory.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22This is too much, what's the special occasion?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25I wanted to do something nice for my friends.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Yeah, but there's nice and there's niiice.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Can't I just do something nice for my friends?

0:15:30 > 0:15:31BOTH: No, no, you can't.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Usually means you're up to something.- Oh, nice.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Ben, you want to tell us what's going on?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39I just wanted to show you that even though we're competing

0:15:39 > 0:15:42in the Bollywood dance contest, we can still be friends.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Although now, I'm having second thoughts.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- OK, now I feel bad.- Me too.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49GURGLING

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Actually, I really do.- Me, too. - It's OK. I forgive you.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55No, I mean, I really feel bad.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Me, too.- Look, I forgive you, let's just move on.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59LOUD GURGLING

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Woah, what was that? I think there's a pipe about to burst.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- I think the ice cream was off.- It can't be, I bought it fresh today.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Well, what about the hundreds and thousands?

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Uh-oh. The best-before date was five years ago.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14They have a best-before date? I thought they lasted forever.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15You poisoned us.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19This meal was just so you could ruin our chances in the competition.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22No, no. I just wanted to make up for the fact that

0:16:22 > 0:16:24I sent Jack on a wild-goose chase to the Apollo.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26GURGLING CONTINUES

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Oh, just give me a minute and I'll explain.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31I haven't got a minute.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32I'm going first.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Well, that's my good karma flushed down the toilet.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Just to be on the safe side, I'd wear this.

0:16:46 > 0:16:51'And here's the host with the most, Johnny Sparkle.'

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Ha-hey! Hello!

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Thank you very much.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Well, hello there, folks,

0:16:58 > 0:17:01and welcome to another date with disaster on...

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Rotate Your Fate.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06# Rotate Your Fate. #

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Today's contestant is...Dani.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Dani, come on down and face your fate.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21So, Dani, it says here that you want

0:17:21 > 0:17:24to beat your friends at a dance competition so badly that

0:17:24 > 0:17:27you've been thinking of ways to mess with their mojo.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Well, I tried making it up to them by cooking them a meal.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31And almost poisoned them.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33AUDIENCE GASPS

0:17:33 > 0:17:36But was that your fault? Should you get the blame? Let's find out.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Spin that wheel.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43'So, is Dani going to be lucky tonight,

0:17:43 > 0:17:45'or will she be standing on a rake?

0:17:45 > 0:17:51'Perhaps, slipping on a banana skin? Or, my favourite, the paper cut?'

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Congratulations, Dani. No misfortune.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Your karma has been restored.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:18:03 > 0:18:04AUDIENCE BOOS

0:18:04 > 0:18:05In your face, losers.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09And that's what you get.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Do you think it's called diarrhoea

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- because something dire happens to your rear?- Time out.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Do I look like the kind of girl who wants to talk about bottoms?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29- But... - Or butts. Now, let's rehearse.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I have to be at the launch night tonight for Princess Of Darkness.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36It's all I can think about.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40I keep seeing myself tearing off that cellophane wrapper,

0:18:40 > 0:18:43hearing the click as I open the box.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Feeding it into the slot and watching it disappear.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48# Flick the wrists and touch the sky

0:18:48 > 0:18:50# Change the light bulbs to the right

0:18:50 > 0:18:52# Change the light bulbs to the right

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- # Touch the sky. # - Two, three.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57New game. Click.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Think I'm going to let these two Bollywood bozos

0:19:00 > 0:19:03get in the way of that? Then think again.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Launch night, here I come.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Don't try this at home. It stains your clothes.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Ahem. Aaah!

0:19:34 > 0:19:39- Maisy!- Oh, blood! I'm not good with blood.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Oh. Make yourself useful and find the first aid kit!

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- It's weird, I can't see a cut. - Ow, that hurts.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I need to find it to help make you feel better.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Do you know what would really make me feel better?- What?

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Going to the launch party tonight to get the new game.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59OK, OK. I'll take you to the launch night.

0:19:59 > 0:20:04Yes! # Ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha! #

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Do you want some chips with your ketchup?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Uh-oh. Time for a speedy recovery.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Argh! Come here, you! I'm going to Bollywood.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16It's OK, it's OK. First aid...

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Nee-nor.

0:20:20 > 0:20:25# Flick the wrists and touch the sky Flick the wrists and touch the sky

0:20:25 > 0:20:26# Peek-a-boo. #

0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Big finish. - # ..Peek-a-boo

0:20:28 > 0:20:30# Squash the wasp Squash the wasp

0:20:30 > 0:20:33# Sss. Snake bite Sss. Snake bite

0:20:33 > 0:20:36# Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo Peek... #

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Aaaah!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42I'm never going to get that ending. It's too hard.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I've only got a few hours until the competition. We've run out of time.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49You can do it. I know you can. Relax. It'll be all right on the night.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51That's what people say when they've got days to go.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Tonight is the night, it won't be all right.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- It's all going to go wrong. - You can't go wrong if you wear this.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Is that for me?- It's the sari Meera was going to wear tonight.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02She wants you to have it.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- It's beautiful.- The old lady who made it said it had magical powers.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08It can make you dance like a rose petal in the wind.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10This has got good karma written all over it.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Oh, no, has it?- No, I mean, my fortunes have changed.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17My karma book for beginners says that good things happen

0:21:17 > 0:21:18to good people.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- And we're good people, right? - See. I told you.- Hang on.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Aren't Ruby and Jack good people too?

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- We should practise that ending again. - Over and over.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Dani.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Oh, wow. That is a-mazing.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44You're going to look like a real Bollywood princess. I'm so jealous.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48They say it has magical powers. Woo!

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Well, could you get it to magic up another one for me?

0:21:51 > 0:21:54This one is lacking some serious bling.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Ruby.- Yeah?

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- You know what, why don't you wear it?- No, no, I couldn't do that.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- I insist, let's swap. - It's yours, you made it.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Just call it a present to make up for the dodgy cooking.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09We accused you of trying to poison us

0:22:09 > 0:22:11when you were just rubbish at reading labels.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14I can read this label and it's got your name written on it.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19You're the best friend in the world!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29I can't believe you gave her the magic sari.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Look at how she's dancing. - She's awesome, I know.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Which could be because the sari's magic.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Or it could be because she's been practising.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40We didn't practise that move. Did we miss something out?

0:22:40 > 0:22:43No, that isn't part of the routine. What's she doing?

0:22:43 > 0:22:46We need to get going, but this sari, it's making me itch.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Ah! - ALL: Eurgh!

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- That looks gross. - My neck feels worse.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Come on. I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Aaaah!

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Ow, ah, my ankle. I twisted it.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06- Ouch, bad luck.- I bet you put itching powder in the sari. Go on, admit it.

0:23:06 > 0:23:11- We did no such thing. Did we? No. That's a definite no.- It's OK.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- It's not twisted.- Hah. Your evil plan failed.- It wasn't us.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17It must be the fabric that's making you itch.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Save your excuses for the dance floor.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Cos you're going down, big time.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Come on, Jack. We've got a trophy to win.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27And I need get out of this thing.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30It's OK. Still not twisted.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Do I need to get the colander again? - It wasn't me!

0:23:38 > 0:23:42'Yes, yes, yes. Well, that was couples number 12 and 19.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44'Weren't they fabulous?'

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Aaah!

0:23:47 > 0:23:51- A plank just fell on my head. - It's not going to work.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- We're not going to the launch night. End of.- It really did, honest.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58It worked much better with the ketchup.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Surprised you two have got the nerve to show your face.- It wasn't us.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07How you going to cheat this time? Put ants in Jack's pants?

0:24:07 > 0:24:11We didn't put ants in your pants. Did we? No. No, we didn't.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14I'm sick of everyone thinking I'm cheating.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17We are going to win this competition, fair and square.

0:24:17 > 0:24:22'Couples number 17 and 21, to the dance floor, please.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32'Couples 17 and 21, please.'

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Oh, that was great, Dani, you did it. - It was all right on the night.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Just a shame you'll only come second.- Really?

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Who do you think won?

0:25:21 > 0:25:23'Ladies and gentlemen, we have the results.

0:25:23 > 0:25:28- 'In third place is couple number 21.' - What?- Goodbye, Bollywood dream.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Just goes to show you can't cheat your way to the top spot.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35'Oh, oh, sorry, my mistake. Third place, couple number 12.'

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Ha, back in the game.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42'And in joint second place are couples number 17 and 21.'

0:25:42 > 0:25:48- But not for long.- Joint second! But how can that be possible?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Er, by getting the same amount of points.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52I'll just get the prize.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55'And the one you've all been waiting for,

0:25:55 > 0:25:58'first place goes to couple number 19!'

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Look, for what it's worth, I think you two should have won.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08- You were amazing.- Thanks, Dani.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Although, I don't know, you real nailed that big finish.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- You should have won. - We should have been joint first.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16You'll never guess what the prize is.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Princess Of Darkness. - Princess Of Darkness! Ah!

0:26:20 > 0:26:24Well, at least someone's dream came true tonight(!)

0:26:24 > 0:26:27And to think I wasted all that time putting laxative in your ice cream

0:26:27 > 0:26:30or itching powder in your sari.

0:26:30 > 0:26:31ALL: That was you?!

0:26:31 > 0:26:36Yup, and she got the blame. How funny is that?!

0:26:37 > 0:26:41- I don't know what to say. - I'll start with...sorry.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43I think we all learnt a valuable lesson today.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Never mess with The Princess of Darkness.

0:27:27 > 0:27:32# Sometimes, I feel like breaking free

0:27:32 > 0:27:39# Let's live this change Let's ride this wave right out to sea

0:27:39 > 0:27:43# I will be breaking free. #