0:00:06 > 0:00:09Good morning, Co-ordinator Zang.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- Is the party over?- Yes.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14And I don't think I'm alone
0:00:14 > 0:00:17when I say last night's party got a tad out of hand.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20- Did you manage to put the fire out in your quarters?- Affirmative.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23And I'd be grateful if we'd never mention it again. So...
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Who, exactly, is responsible for the fact that our food supply is
0:00:26 > 0:00:28now orbiting the ship?
0:00:30 > 0:00:33That would be you. Do you not remember your new airlock game?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Now you see it, now you don't. - Ah, yes, of course.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41- I'd be grateful if we... - Never mention it again. Gotcha.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Which brings me to my final question.- Mmm hmm.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Who, exactly, is responsible for that?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Ah... Oh, look, Dani's House is on!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Hey, guys! Great to see you. My name's Dani, and this is...
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Her best friend, Sam!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Sam! As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is...
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Her other best friend, Jack! - Stuffing his face, as usual.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is...- Her brother, Max!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- And his mate, Ben! - Get out of the way! Quiet!
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is Dani's House!- OUR HOUSE!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I give up!
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Shhh!
0:01:27 > 0:01:28DOORBELL RINGS
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Eeeeeeee!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Hey, what's the emergency?- Something amazing happened last night!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38I thought you went to the party?
0:01:38 > 0:01:42I did, and I met the guy of my dreams. He's Mr Amazing.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- He was Captain Hook, I was Peter Pan.- Aren't they sworn enemies?
0:01:45 > 0:01:49He's tall, handsome, with these gorgeous long, black pirate curls.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- What's he doing?- Some competition, he's been on hold since lunch time.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Did my doughnut delivery guy come?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I can't sleep! I've got butterflies, and all I eat is garlic bread!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Being in love is weird!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Actually, it's a very simple chemical reaction.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Love is a mood enhancing neurotransmitter called Dopamine.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Is there no romance in your soul? - Did you exchange numbers?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Numbers? We exchanged our innermost feelings. Our hopes, our fears,
0:02:15 > 0:02:19our dreams for a world where man and beast can live in peace and harmony.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- I'm going to be sick. - Too many doughnuts?
0:02:21 > 0:02:25No, I just overheard Dani. But too many doughnuts? Good idea!
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- We're basically an item! - But you hardly know the guy!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31It was love at first sight! He's not a total stranger,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33his mum works on the show.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36So when do I get to meet "Mr Amazing"?
0:02:36 > 0:02:37He's on his way over now.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40You're going to love him, he's like a guy version of me!
0:02:42 > 0:02:48- Here's your sandwich, Max.- What? I won? I won the competition? YES!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I won a double pass to the Truckcracker Ballet.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56You mean the Monster Truck ballet? Those tickets are like gold dust!
0:02:56 > 0:03:00You're so lucky! May I touch you, oh awesome one?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Uh...no.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07What am I going to do with that spare ticket?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09You seem hungry - how about a sandwich?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12You're tense! Come, relax! How about a shoulder rub?
0:03:14 > 0:03:19- How about this one? - You look great.- I'll change.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Do not change outfits again!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22If this is love, it doesn't matter!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24It's just, when we met last night
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I was in fancy dress. Today it's just me.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Is that a doily?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30"Mr Amazing" is on his way over.
0:03:30 > 0:03:36- Mr Amazing? The actual superhero with the power to stop time?- No...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Mr Amazing, the guy Dani has fallen in love with.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh, falling in love with a superhero.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44You do realise the bad guys will try and kidnap you, right?
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- He's not a superhero, his name's Nick.- Riiiight.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52You call in love with an ordinary guy. Called Nick.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- What is he on about?- I have no idea.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59What's going on?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Max is giving up his dignity and self respect
0:04:01 > 0:04:04for a shot at my ticket to the monster truck ballet.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05You can have two points.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06DOORBELL RINGS
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- Oh, that'll be him!- Don't you dare!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14You should stay in your bedroom for this visit.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18I should probably stay in my bedroom for this next visit.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Wow! Who knew the monster truck ballet could actually help me out?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24DOORBELL RINGS
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- How do I look?- Unattractively desperate.- Thanks(!)
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You look great, Dani.
0:04:34 > 0:04:43- Yes?- Hi. It's me.- Hi, you. And you are...?- Nick. From last night?
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Oh! Of course. What happened to your gorgeous black curls?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50My Jack Sparrow wig? I took it back to the costume shop.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55- Oh, it was a wig! Obviously. Right. - These are for you.- Oh!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Wow, I can hardly smell them,
0:04:57 > 0:05:01because of the overpowering aroma of... Is that aftershave?
0:05:01 > 0:05:06Yeah. I've been shaving every other day for a couple of years now.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Great! Well, come on through!
0:05:11 > 0:05:16- This is Sam. This is Jack and this is Nick.- Hi.- Nice to meet you.
0:05:16 > 0:05:23- Woah, OK!- Hi. AMAZING to meet you. - Oh, soft hands! Do you moisturise?
0:05:23 > 0:05:29- Because... - No! OK, that'll do.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31You're so funny! You totally freaked them out,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34but you don't have to try so hard with these guys!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35What do you mean?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Well, just be yourself, like you were last night.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39MOBILE BEEPS
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Excuse me, got to ring my mum
0:05:41 > 0:05:44and get her to iron some of my underpants. Running low.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I don't know what he told you, but...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm sure that's not Mr Amazing.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57He was talking to me right up close like this.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- And his aftershave smells of cat food!- He's probably just nervous!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03You two can be pretty intimidating.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Or you were wearing one serious pair of rose tinted spectacles last night.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18It's not you, it's me. I just don't think we have a future together.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- It's my ears, isn't it? - It's not your ears.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- In that case, it must be my eyes. - No, your eyes are dreamy.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- So what's wrong?- If I'm honest, I thought there was more to you.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32It's my chin, isn't it? You don't like the way it goes up and down.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- All right! It's your chin!- I knew it. You're just like all the rest.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40First it's the up and down chin, then it's,
0:06:40 > 0:06:44"Oh, sorry, I don't date guys made of cardboard." Fine.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45I'm outta here.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Don't suppose you could carry me to a taxi? Please?
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- No! You hang up!- Is he still talking to his mum?- OK, I was wrong.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Very, very wrong.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04I was very, very, very, very wrong. I need to break up with him.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06OK, bye.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I'm really sorry, Dani, I've got to go.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12My mum needs me, I've got to run.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Bit of a problem with the pants.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23OK! I'll break up with him tomorrow, straight after work.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Mr Amazing is history.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Oh, hi. I was wondering if I'd bump into you.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- Bump into me? This is my bedroom, what are you doing?- Nothing at all.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- You're working for Jack! - Of course not!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41How's the research going? Any news on Italy?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44You're doing research for his round-the-world trip?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47There's eight all-you-can-eat pizza restaurants
0:07:47 > 0:07:49in Rome. Three in Florence and one in Pizza.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Pisa.- Bless you.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- This one has a youth hostel across the road.- Nice! Eight points.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Good work!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Chocolate milk, when you get a moment, Max.- Coming right up.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Don't you see what he's doing to us? What we've become?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09But there's only one ticket to the Monster Trucks!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13How about, instead of double-crossing each other, we work together
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- and double cross Jack? - Not sure I follow.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- I've got a secret weapon.- What is it?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24It's in the wardrobe. It's the mother of all weapons.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28So powerful it will end this contest, once and for all.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Where is it? I can't see it. - It's right at the back.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40What are you doing?
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Let me out of here!- Sorry, my friend, but it's like you said.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48There's only one spare ticket and it shall be mine.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53OK, quiet on set, please, we are recording.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56And...action.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03Dr Rugburden's diagnosis was right! I AM suffering from the black death!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Cut!- Good job, Dani!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Really? Thanks. Actually, do you have a minute?
0:09:12 > 0:09:16I'm worried about this storyline. How will it end for my character?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I'll be honest with you, which is something I don't say very often.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- Killing you off was a real possibility.- Oh, right.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27But last night, seeing you at the party, I decided I shouldn't.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31I realised you'd become part of the team. Sandwich lady?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Get me a bacon bap and a frappe. - Yes, sir.- Dani?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38You're offering me free sandwiches and frappes?
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- In that case, same again, please. Thanks, sandwich lady!- All right.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49Hey! You! That fake blood is for my personal use! Read the label!
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Zarina Wix! Put it in my office!- Hey, Dani.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58- A delivery from Nick Wix. - Thanks. Nick Wix?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Wix...Zarina Wix...
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I'm dating my boss's son!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04CLANG!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I can't break up with Nick.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Yes, you can Dani, you can be really mean if you set your mind to it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18No, I mean I can't break up with him cos he's Zarina's son. That's why he was at the party.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23- But you don't like him, why should you date him?- If I'm with Nick, my part in the show's safe.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Dani you can't date him.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28He close talks, smells of cat food and follows you like a lost puppy.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32What can she do? If she dumps him she's going to be in the boss's black books, isn't she?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Ah, yes!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37OK. Listen, what if Nick breaks up with me?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41That way I'm the one who's rejected and Zarina has no reason to kill off my character.
0:10:41 > 0:10:46- Hmm, he's pretty keen. What makes you think he'll dump you? - Meet clingy girlfriend.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I'll smother him with love and attention
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- and pretend I want to be with him forever.- Guys hate that.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54BOTH: Perfect.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Just an example of the tacos and nachos you could enjoy.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I LOVE Mexican food.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Where would I go for this?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Erm...Mexico. - Oh! Thanks, Max. That's great.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, did you pick up my doughnut order?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Ah! Yes.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16HE SIGHS
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Sugar-coated heaven in a box.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Erm, Jack. About that spare Monster Truck ticket of yours...
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Oh, of course. Mate, that ticket's virtually yours.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Haven't seen Ben all day - it's like he vanished or something.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32SOMEONE BANGS FROM INSIDE
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Oh!
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- What's this?- It came for you earlier, I thought you ordered it.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Oh, excellent! It's the backpack I wanted.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Oh, it's so cool.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Look, it's got a padlock.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Oh, ain't that sweet. DOOR BELL
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I'll go get the door.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Hi. Is, erm, is Dani in?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09You must be Mr Amazing.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- I'm Nick.- I see. So, where did you and Dani meet then?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16My mum, she's the sandwich lady at the studio.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21Oh, is she? That must be very exciting for her.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Hi, Nick.- What are you wearing?!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Get lost, worm.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Thank you so much for the flowers you sent.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32You did already thank me. I got, like, 16 messages from you.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Your texts kind of overloaded my phone memory.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40- Oh, I didn't mean to be annoying.- It wasn't annoying.- What? No? Erm, I think you'll find it was.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I hope you don't mind, I let my mum listen to your messages. They were just so cute.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Your mum? Wow, that's not embarrassing at all.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Don't worry. She said she's taking special care of you at work.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I have noticed some improvements.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57Some people don't really get along with her, but without my mum they'd all be going hungry!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00True. Very true. Oh, sweetie, I've got a surprise for you.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- A photo album? - It's our wedding album.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- Our what?- I superimposed our faces to make pictures.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Here's us exchanging rings.
0:13:11 > 0:13:18Here's us cutting the cake. And this is us on our honeymoon and you're scuba diving...for pearls.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- I-I don't know what to say!- Oh, it's OK if this is too much too fast,
0:13:22 > 0:13:25maybe I'm suffocating you. You can tell me anything, I won't be upset.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29- Actually there is something I did want to tell you, Dani.- Go on.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30It's just...
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I just feel so close to you right now.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Hold that thought.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42It doesn't make any sense. It's as if he likes you no matter what.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49He's actually looking through the wedding album...smiling. The guy needs help.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54What am I going to do? If he doesn't break up with me, that wedding album is going to become my reality.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- Well, you know what they say, "The way to a man's heart - through his stomach."- What have you got in mind?
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Hmm.- Is that it?- Hold on.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11What if I add...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13mustard?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Coffee.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Salt.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27And...
0:14:27 > 0:14:29eugh...fish oil.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I really hope this works.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Wow. Dani, you're an amazing chef.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46What did you put in that? I must have the recipe.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- This one is definitely a keeper. - How will I ever let him go?
0:14:52 > 0:14:53How?!
0:14:56 > 0:15:01Here we go, grub's up. Where would you like it, at your console or on your lap?
0:15:01 > 0:15:06You ejected our entire food supply into outer space and there's nothing left to eat on the ship!
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Don't let that minor detail ruin your lunch.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Enjoy!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16My bowl's completely empty!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19No, it's not. Galaxian soffle, that is.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24A delicate blend of subtle ingredients whipped and baked until it's light as air.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Don't be shy, tuck in.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32HE GULPS
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Mmm...delicious.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41HE BURPS AND BREAKS WIND
0:15:44 > 0:15:45SHE SIGHS
0:15:45 > 0:15:49I smothered him with attention - it only made him like me more.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I gave him a disgusting soup and now he wants the recipe.
0:15:52 > 0:15:57- Maybe you should break up with him yourself.- Think how his mum will react, he tells her everything.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Dani, the trouble is, you're great. That's why he loves you.- That's it.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04We need a plan,. We need to try and convince him I'm a terrible person.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08I need him to think I'm manipulative, mean and horrible.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Now think, what's the worse thing I could possibly do?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Did the backpack arrive OK? Internet shopping can be so tricky.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Do you realise with the cost of that backpack,
0:16:19 > 0:16:22you could've bought two tickets to the Monster Truck Ballet?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Obviously. Except the Truckcracker is completely sold out.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29This competition is tearing us apart. It has to stop.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Oh, no. This is what you said before, then locked me in your wardrobe.
0:16:33 > 0:16:39- My violin teacher was worried about you.- I mean it this time. I don't even want to go with Jack.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I'd much rather go with you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- What's the plan? - We target Jack's weak spot.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50The thing he loves most. The thing he can't live without.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Late script changes, Dani.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Wow.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Nurse Woodmagnet's got a lot of new lines.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03I decided to expand your Black Death storyline. You're taking the main plot this week.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Zarina, I think I know why you're doing this. And I really appreciate...
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Thank me when your photo's on the front cover of TV Days.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I'm going to get the cover?!
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Don't let me down! My reputation's on the line. Your big scene's on Saturday.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19No...no, stupid! You got to keep the organ on ice!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Zarina, could I have a word, please?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Never had so many lines.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Yesterday I was about to die from the plague
0:17:27 > 0:17:30and today I'm infecting an entire troop of cub scouts!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33No, no, Dani. For you, lunch is on the house.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Really? Well, that's more like it. Thank you, sandwich lady.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41And while you're here. I'll just take a few of these.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Oh, and some of them for, erm, later.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Cheers.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52And all because I'm dating Zarina's son!
0:17:52 > 0:17:57Oh, no. I've got to stop Jack and Sam. I've got to cancel the plan!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Right, here's the plan.
0:18:02 > 0:18:08Release the parachute before you hit terminal velocity....and look out for that goal post.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09No, no, no. I can't do this.
0:18:09 > 0:18:14I've changed my mind. I've got to cancel the plan. I'll do any thing of you et me back out.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Well, if you're sure, but you'll have to fill out this form.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Thank you so much. I didn't want to do anything I'd regret.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- Yeah. Initial there and sign down there.- OK. Have you got a pen?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29No, sorry. But there's one down the office.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Look, there's the office.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Jump now and you'll land in the lobby. They'll have a pen.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Thank you so much for your help. I'll go and cancel this jump straight away.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Yep. Don't forget your form. - Oh, cheers.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51Guys! Guys, cancel the plan. Abort, abort now. Guys?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Guys, did you get my text? Guys, cancel the plan.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55- Hey, gorgeous.- Ah!
0:18:55 > 0:19:01- Who you talking to? What plan?- Nick, what are you doing here?- I just couldn't wait to see you.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06- Do you mind?- No, of course not, I just need to call my friends and cancel some plans that we made.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Jack, if you get this, abort the operation.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- I repeat, Operation Break Up is no go.- Operation Break Up?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Make-up.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Jack was going to give me a makeover for his course in make-up studies.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Hey, look. I got tickets for the climbing wall this Saturday.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Do you want to come?- This Saturday? We're shooting my scene.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32What would your mum say?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- She's the one who got us the tickets. - What? For this Saturday?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Maybe the shooting schedule has changed.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41All I know is she said climbing was a good idea
0:19:41 > 0:19:44and thinks you need a bit of upper body strength.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47If your mum bought the tickets, I guess I'm taking Saturday off.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Sweet!- OK...
0:19:51 > 0:19:53How do I look?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56(LAUGHS) Ridiculous.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- So, a slight improvement on how you normally look.- Great.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I think.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Just as long as Nick thinks Dani is dating me as well as him.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06He's bound to break up with her.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Don't forget, Dani will deny everything, but that's for show.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Just keep the lie going. - Just keep it going.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15This is our big chance to help Dani get rid of Nick.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- Let's do it. High-five.- Sorry.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Hand-eye co-ordination is not really my strong suit.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24DANI LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Did you get my message?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30What message, my sweet little apple strudel?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Hi guys, what's going on.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Oh no, Nick's here. We thought he wasn't going to be here.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38No, of course Nick's here.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39The plan has changed,
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- we don't need to do what we were going to do. Get it?- No.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48I am Dani's boyfriend. Eduardo. Pleased to meet you.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Dani's boyfriend?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53No, I'm Dani's boyfriend and you're not Eduardo.
0:20:53 > 0:20:59- You're Jack, we've already met. - Ha ha ha. It is a big mistake! Ya.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02It's just a big mistake, it happens all the time because...
0:21:02 > 0:21:04because...
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- Eduardo is Jack's almost identical great uncle.- From France.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14- No, I'm not dating Eduardo. This is ridiculous.- Too right.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18And you're not fooling anyone. It's just a cheap wig.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- And that's a fake moustache. - For goodness' sake.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25All right, I admit it.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Nick has seen through my charade. There is no Eduardo.- Thank you.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33The truth is, it's me, Jack who you've been dating all this time.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- What?!- Disguised as Eduardo.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Have you been two-timing me?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- No. I haven't. - You have.- Just stop it.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43- Just drop this whole thing, it's over, OK?- Over. It's over?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46What's over, you mean you were dumping him?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50What? Yes. Yes, I am.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Jack, Eduardo, you are dumped. I have met Nick and you're history.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Ouch. OK, now I am confused.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Me too.- I'm sorry.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03I thought you were a sweet, loving, warm-hearted girl.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07But the way you just dumped Jack, one of your best friends
0:22:07 > 0:22:10who you've just discovered's been secretly dating you
0:22:10 > 0:22:14in disguise as Eduardo, I mean, wow. That's just cold.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Maybe it just shows how much I like you.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Oh, schnookims, you're so sweet.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Excuse us for just a second.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33You too.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Eduardo, nice guy.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I thought you wanted him to break it off.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39He was putty in your hands.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- He was about to just dump you. - I'm sorry.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44It turns out dating Zarina's son has its advantages.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Today, I got this huge storyline,
0:22:46 > 0:22:49plus I got a free pass to the climbing wall the Saturday.
0:22:49 > 0:22:54What about his close talking, mouth breathing, cat food smell?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57A few trivial details that
0:22:57 > 0:22:59if it means I am in Zarina's inner circle.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Hurry back, my little sweet potato.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06How hard could hanging out with Nick be?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10You know, I'm finding this all very stressful.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13It's time for my chilli chocolate limited edition doughnut
0:23:13 > 0:23:16with butterscotch centre and mascarpone icing.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18It is a miracle all your teeth are intact.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Agh! She's gone, someone's eaten her.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Wait a minute, "If you want to see your doughnut again,
0:23:26 > 0:23:29"give us both monster truck tickets
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- "or it's bye-bye doughnut." - They kidnapped her.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Have they no moral code?
0:23:35 > 0:23:38He is such a drama queen.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42OK, what have you done with her?
0:23:42 > 0:23:47Ah, Jack. We've been expecting you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Is this what you're looking for? Yum, it smells so tasty.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55OK! I'll do anything you want, just don't hurt her.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00It's simple, hand over the tickets, both tickets, and she's all yours.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04I was really looking forward to the monster truck ballet. Argh!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07OK, OK, stop! Please! Just take them.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Hello, darling.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I'm going to put you in the safest place I can think of.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- You do remember that I licked that? - So?
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Eugh!
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Wait a minute, these aren't tickets to The Truck Cracker.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- They're not? - These are tickets to The Nutcracker.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31You mean the famous Christmas ballet composed by Tchaikovsky?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35I mean the puppet show performed by the Happy Nappy Puppetry.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Oh, right, that would explain all the nursery rhymes
0:24:39 > 0:24:41I had to listen to while I was on hold.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45You mean we did all this just for some tickets
0:24:45 > 0:24:48to some stupid toddler puppet show?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- That chilli's got a real kick to it. - BOTH:- No!
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- So, where is she?- Zarina, hi. Are you looking for Nick?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Where have you been? Why didn't you show up for work this morning?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05What? You knew I was taking the day off.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- You gave us passes to the climbing wall.- Don't be ridiculous.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Do you appreciate the chaos your absence has caused?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13The writers re-wrote the story.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Now it's Nurse Thorne who discovers the cure for the Black Death
0:25:16 > 0:25:19and falls in love with the scientist.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22So, my character doesn't have the main plot any more?
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Of course not, you fool.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26But you knew I was taking the weekend off, you said it was OK.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- Nick said it was OK. - Who's Nick?- Your son.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- Wow, what kind of a mother are you? - What?- That's not my mum.
0:25:34 > 0:25:39- Yes, it is.- Why on earth would you think I was related to that?
0:25:39 > 0:25:43His surname is Wix. W-I-X.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Are you sure you're not related? - Positive.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49My surname is Wickes but it's W-I-C-K-E-S.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52But you said your mum works at the studio.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- That everyone would go hungry without her.- They would.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57She's the sandwich lady.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58So let me get this straight.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I am not dating my boss's son,
0:26:00 > 0:26:04- and the sandwich lady gave me the day off?- I see.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07You'll do what the sandwich lady tells you, but not what I ask you.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11We will discuss this on Monday morning, do not be late.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Your mum is the sandwich lady! - That's right.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Dani, I'm breaking up with you. - You're breaking up with me?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I didn't want to believe it,
0:26:22 > 0:26:25but my mum says you're rude, you are greedy,
0:26:25 > 0:26:30you stole all her food and she said you call her 'sandwich lady'.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Don't be silly, she has a name. - And what is it?
0:26:36 > 0:26:37(Rumpelstiltskin.)
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Rumpelstiltskin?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Goodbye, Dani.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Well, at least the sandwich lady gave me lots of free lunches.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- Rumpelstiltskin.- He said it. - I didn't.- You did so.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52You read it wrong.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Thanks goodness our emergency food supply has arrived.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Look, doughnuts. Try one.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Far out. This is delicious.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12I told you I'd solve our food shortage.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Just got to recalibrate the senses.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23You know what? I'm a bit peckish.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Stop! You ate them all. There's none left for me.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32No, silly, I left you all the holes. See?
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Thanks.
0:27:43 > 0:27:48Fantastic flavour. Doughnut holes are the best.
0:27:51 > 0:27:56# Sometimes I feel like breaking free
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# Let's lift these chains
0:27:58 > 0:28:04# Let's rock this wave right out to sea
0:28:04 > 0:28:09# I will be breaking free... #