0:00:02 > 0:00:06- What's that?- It's my fridgeoaster. It makes ice and toast.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07BEEPING
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Very useful if you like frozen toast.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Why do you read that trash?
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Plasma magazine is read by many aliens with one thing in common.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20They're fame-obsessed idiots?
0:00:20 > 0:00:27- Here's one for you. Why will you never ever get a girlfriend?- Why?
0:00:27 > 0:00:31Because you live on a spaceship, you never go out
0:00:31 > 0:00:34and you've no idea what's cool and what's hot! Ha-ha!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36AARGH!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- That's cool!- Cold! Cold! - And that's hot!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- And you know what's both? - What?- Dani's House.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hey, guys. Great to see you.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- My name's Dani and this is...- Her best friend, Sam.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54As I was saying, my name's Dani and this...
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Is her other best friend, Jack. - Stuffing his face as usual.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- I was saying, I'm Dani... - I'm her brother, Max.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- And his mate, Ben.- Go away! - THEY BICKER
0:01:03 > 0:01:09QUIET! As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is Dani's...
0:01:09 > 0:01:10ALL: My house!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- CHATTER - Shh!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Can we save his arm, Dr Rugburn?
0:01:31 > 0:01:32I'll get that.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34PHONE RINGS
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Hello. McHurty's Hospital. Oh, no!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Give me an hour and three units of blood.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I can reattach his arm.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Did you see that?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02No, sorry. I blinked.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- I was on telly! - Yeah. Amazing funny walk.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Funny walk? What funny walk? - Never mind. You were great.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12That's for getting me on McHurty's, Dani.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- How much did they pay you? - I get paid too?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Nice!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26It's my producer. What's she doing here? This is so weird!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Darling! Hugs!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34I love what you've done with your hair. It's so...brave.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Thanks. You remember Sam and Jack.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Enough small talk. Let's talk business.- Do you mind?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- With Jack.- Come again?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Feed my dachshund, would you? She's vegan.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48McHurty's producers want you, Jack.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50They said, "Get me the reattach this arm" guy.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- It was only a bit part. - What a bit! He's a natural!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Now, if you don't mind.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- I can reattach this arm. - Come here, you rough diamond.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09The walk we can work on.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12GROWLING
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- That's great about Jack. - It's not.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- He's not supposed to be on my show. - Why not?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20What if he messes up? What if he's better than me?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Serena's never called me a natural.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- He's way over the top. - On McHurty's that's a plus.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28It isn't exactly Holby City.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33Dani! You know Jack. He tries stuff and gets bored with it.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Did you get too close to the bonfire?
0:03:35 > 0:03:42No, it's called a rock mullet. Glam rock is due for a comeback.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- What's glam rock?- What's glam rock? Where were you in the '70s, man?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- I was like you, waiting to be born. - You know what rock is?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Glam's the outrageous style.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57Gold lame, glittery make-up and the high stack heel.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59We need to reboot the sound of our band.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04What about our grindcore influences? Our single, I Swallowed my Tongue?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06That won't cut it on the X Factor.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09People want entertainment and shiny fabrics.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Now, I know what you're thinking.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Is it possible to cross the Arctic on a sledge pulled by cats?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18No. You're thinking, "Where's our gimmick?"
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Ta-da! I call it the Hazemakerwaftomatic 9000.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Just watch.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32DISTORTED GUITAR
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Awesome! Can I have a go?
0:04:33 > 0:04:38No way! I and I alone am the Hazemaster.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42I need to go and get you some satin trousers and a glitter cape.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47Ah, a day off. If only they made magazines with self-turning pages.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49For the terminally lazy.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Serena sent through the new script.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Get dressed, let's rehearse!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57This is McHurty's, we don't rehearse.
0:04:57 > 0:05:03I've got a lot of catching up to do. Luckily we've got all day.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Well, have fun, you two.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Er, and you. You're the patient. Come on.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14SCREAMING
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Very funny, Jack.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19It's from the props department. Cool, right?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25BEEPING
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- OK, hop up.- You must be joking.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Let's humour him. - It's easy for you to say.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34You're not the one going under the knife.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37I play Dr Milton Steel.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41A brilliant surgeon who never does what he is told.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43What's your opening line?
0:05:43 > 0:05:48I'm Dr Milton Steel. A brilliant surgeon. I never do what I am told.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50It's clever how they work that in.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- You must be Nurse Woodmagnet. - Yep. You patch 'em, I catch 'em.
0:05:55 > 0:06:01- That's not your line. - OK. Erm... Yes, doctor.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05I can reattach...this arm.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Like all good doctors, he has a catchphrase.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Aah!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18OK. Swab.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22GIGGLING
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Scalpel.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Ow! Ow!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Shh! Suction.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35SLURPING NOISE
0:06:35 > 0:06:39We're losing her. We should've transferred her to St Queasy's.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Come on. Give it some feeling. - LIKE THE SENIOR SURGEON TOLD US TO.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I never do what I'm told. Come on. Her arm is in...our hands.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54SAM GASPS
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Thank you, doctor! I can clap again!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01I couldn't have done it without you, Nurse Woodmagnet.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Honestly. That name is so stupid. - I'm glad you said it.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Guys, we need to finish or she could get infected.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- You do know you're not a real doctor, right?- I do.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Now, where's my practice arm? I need to figure out where the thumbs go.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30- Yaaargh!- I was looking for that. Sorry.- You severed an arm.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I don't think "sorry" covers it!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37No, it's fake. McHurty's lent it to me for anatomy practice.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- What for? You're not a real doctor. - PHONE RINGS
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Dr Steel's advice line.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46You shouldn't do that, you're not a doctor.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Jack, can you take a look at my shoulder?- Hold, please. Sure.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51What seems to be the problem?
0:07:51 > 0:07:56The problem is you're not a real doctor!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00This new part's had a weird effect on Jack.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02He already spends most of his time in a dream world.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04It could push him over the edge.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh, no! Read this!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12"I'm sorry, you'll never play the bagpipes again."
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- No, my line. - "Welcome to McHurty's, Dr Steel.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18"I think you're going to like working here." So?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22They're lining him up as my love interest, I know it.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Nah. Are you sure?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Here, he asks her out! - It's just a date.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32No it's not. This is a disaster. Jack and me are mates.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- This is so embarrassing. - It's a show. It's not a real date.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41Anyway, how bad could it be, going out with Jack?
0:08:43 > 0:08:48FUNK MUSIC
0:08:53 > 0:08:55SCREAMING
0:08:55 > 0:08:59It's all right, sweet cheeks, it's only me. Dr Love.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00SCREAMING
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Ugh! It would be very wrong. That's what it would be.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Have you never thought about it? - What? No! Ugh.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Not even when you first met?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15When we met he was nine, a complete numpty,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17and he flushed my troll down the loo. So, no.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19FLUSHING
0:09:19 > 0:09:25"Dr Steel takes Emily in his arms and...kisses her passionately."
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Ah-ha-ha! Dani's going to have to kiss Jack!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Dani.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- You can't stay in there for ever. - Yes I can.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Come on. You're a professional.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42OK. You're right. No big deal.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I'll just have to cope. I've done worse.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49- That's the spirit. Like what? - I had to dissect an eyeball once.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55ROCK MUSIC
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Looking awesome.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Aw. Why is there no smoke coming out?
0:10:22 > 0:10:23LOUD HISS
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Yes!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Who's the Hazemeister now, eh?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29HE COUGHS
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Ah. There you are. At last.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Any chance of growing up? Ever?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Now to work. Let's rehearse.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49You have finished reading the script?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Yeah, well, skimmed it. I like to be surprised.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh, I think you will be.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- So you want to do the scene?- Sure.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01How is she, Dr Steel?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Much more comfortable now that I've removed the axe.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Emily, these late nights with just the two of us,
0:11:08 > 0:11:12apart from all the sick people... I...
0:11:12 > 0:11:15It's all right. I feel it too.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16You do?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Ever since you walked onto my ward.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Emily, would you mind if I...
0:11:23 > 0:11:25If, if I...
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Err... Would you mind if I...
0:11:33 > 0:11:35..kiss you?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Oh, Milton, we are so in tune.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47OK.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49CRASH
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Ah! Woah!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Wow.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55That was special.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59See? It makes everything really awkward.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Sorry, sorry. Let's try that again.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04We don't want to do it to death, do we?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Let's keep it fresh.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Nice work, Dr Lurve.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16GUITAR PLAYS
0:12:17 > 0:12:20What are you doing? Only I can touch the Hazemaker. Stop that!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22OK. If you insist.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25LOUD HISS
0:12:25 > 0:12:29It smokes when you stop playing? There's something wrong with the Waftomatic.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31I've been stuck here for hours.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Why didn't you just unplug it?
0:12:33 > 0:12:34I didn't think of that.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38SOCKET BUZZES
0:12:38 > 0:12:41You must have reversed the polarity. You're trapped.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Great! What do I do now?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Keep playing while I think of something.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52It's fine, I'm cool.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54It just took me by surprise, that's all.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I thought you liked surprises.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58You know, when you and Dani met.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- She told you I flushed her troll? - Yep.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Do you think there's anything wrong with my kissing?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08I want to look good on TV so do you want to give me some pointers?
0:13:08 > 0:13:12It's no mystery, you ust have to approach it scientifically.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14OK. All right.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Hard lips, soft lips.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Hard lips, soft lips.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Now pucker.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Not that much!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Good!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Kiss the grape. Don't bite the grape.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Kiss.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Very good!
0:13:38 > 0:13:42And make eye contact.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Lean in.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Gently, she's not an ice lolly.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Rotate your head 15...
0:13:48 > 0:13:53No, 16 degrees, and go for it.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00- Touchdown!- Mwah! Yes! Ha-ha!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Don't do that, obviously.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08I don't get why they want to touch mouth parts.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10It's most unhygenic.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Yes, I really am this cool.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20And I'm going out on a date.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22What? Really?
0:14:22 > 0:14:27I have to call and ask her first, but I'm sure she'll say yes.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29No-one can resist Co-ordinator Zang.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Go on, then. This should be good.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38'Hi. Please leave a message after the beep.'
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Er, hello? Is that Veena Grimp?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44HE MOUTHS
0:14:45 > 0:14:47This is Zang.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49I sat behind you in Space Academy.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I always thought the back of your head was so lovely.
0:14:52 > 0:14:58Not that I stared at it, but it was very big and blue.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04And I have a new fridgeoaster. Bye!
0:15:06 > 0:15:11- How was that?- She's probably getting her number changed right now.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Hit the mark and say your line, darling.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- What? - Serena. Hi, it's Dani.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Who are you?- I'm fine.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24No, who are you?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Nurse Woodmagnet. You came to my house.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28What is it? I'm very busy.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30I want to see bones sticking out.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31That's how we know it's broken.
0:15:31 > 0:15:36You know Jack, Dr Steel, can't he fall for someone else?
0:15:36 > 0:15:37It's just he's my friend.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40If that bothers you, drop him and get a new friend.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Yeah, or you could just change the storyline.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Listen, you two have serious on-screen chemistry.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Are you sure he hasn't ever had a thing for you?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51No! He flushed my troll!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Don't use slang, darling. Makes me feel old.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57This is a great storyline for you.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01If you're not interested, nurses have tragic accidents too,
0:16:01 > 0:16:04especially at McHurty's.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Turn it down, would you, Ben?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11I can't take anymore. That's it. I quit.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14No, you fool, keep playing.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I won't. You can't make me.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18What makes you so sure about that?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Ahh! Ow, that hurt. - MUFFLED THUMP
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Oh, thanks, Ben(!) Now I'm stuck with it.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Serena said we had chemistry. - What kind of chemistry?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30How am I supposed to know? I'm not a chemist.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Then she said if I didn't stop complaining,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- I might have a little accident. - You might wet yourself?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38No, like fall down an empty lift shaft or something.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- That sounds dangerous. - It is with her around.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45A wise old actor once told me acting is all about taking risks.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48He was the one in the ad where he put his head in the lion's mouth.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49- Oh, yeah.- He died, sadly.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52He choked on a biscuit.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54But he was right. You have to take risks.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- I'll throw myself into the part. - Better than an elevator shaft.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59If he can snog a lion, I can snog Jack.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02BOTH: Urgh!
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Spoilsport!
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- Come on, Dr Steel, let's rehearse our big scene.- Huh?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- But you said...- I changed my mind.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Remember what I taught you. Eye contact,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23head angle, radius of pucker.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Right, so...erm... shall we take it from...?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Yes!
0:17:34 > 0:17:35See? That was fine.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38OK. "All-polyester blend, dry clean only."
0:17:38 > 0:17:43- Dani, you're reading your jacket. Your script's on the floor.- Oh.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Dr Steel, your nose transplant patient's ready.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Thank you, nurse.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Nose transplant? Is that for real?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56MONITOR BEEPING
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- This man has no nose! - Then how does he smell?
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Terrible!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06BOTH: # Da-da-da-da-da Da-da! #
0:18:06 > 0:18:07BOTH: Sorry.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Let's get started!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14BEEPING STOPS He's having a nose attack!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16We have to shock it. Blue cheese!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Slimy toad...
0:18:21 > 0:18:22And CLEAR!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Sweaty trainer.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Old pants!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37And...CLEAR!
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- MONITOR BEEPS - Yes! It's pulling through.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Nurse?...Nurse?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I can't believe it, you snogged Jack!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- I didn't hold back. - Yeah, five times!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- So...what was it like?- Not as bad as dissecting that eyeball.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- He'll be thrilled!- I'm just relieved we weren't awkward.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- You did clonk his nose. - He head was at a weird angle.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I can sort that!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Now we can go on being best buddies,
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Nurse Woodmagnet won't fall down the shaft
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- and there's a big fat storyline at McHurty's all about me.- And Jack.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Oh, yeah, him too.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Please, Ben, my fingers are about to drop off.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34You're breaking my heart!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I need a complete idiot to take this off me and fast.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Well, it's not this complete idiot!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Keep the noise down, worm. Interesting.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Dani, can you help me with this riff? - You've never asked for help before.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51Well, I thought we could rise above our past, but I guess...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I know, hang on, come on, give it here.
0:19:54 > 0:20:00Well, with these chords you could probably try something like this.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Guys?
0:20:04 > 0:20:05SHE COUGHS
0:20:05 > 0:20:07What is going on?!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Sam, do you think it's weird the way Dani made me rehearse that scene,
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- like, over and over again? - She throws herself into the part.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- Either that, or she's throwing herself at me.- Dani?
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Throwing herself at you?- Why? What's wrong with me?- Nothing.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Nothing is wrong with you. I mean, yeah, maybe she does.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33After all, who could resist the charms of Dr Milton Steel?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38That's what I was afraid of.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41It was either her or us... Dani?!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- So, grown up, have you? As if. - But what about the Hazemaker?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Didn't it smoke you out? - No, I fixed it.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Just a crossed wire, simple when you know how.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57What am I thinking? This is madness, MADNESS!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01How can I ignore what my heart is telling me?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05It'll make everything so complicated, but...
0:21:05 > 0:21:06I have to ask her out.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11I have to ask her out and... Oh, what's that stupid line?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Oh, yeah, "And I will.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17"As soon as I reattach this arm."
0:21:22 > 0:21:27- What's she done with the Hazemaker? - Maybe she really fixed it?- Dani?
0:21:27 > 0:21:31She can't change a light bulb, check around.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32No...
0:21:34 > 0:21:36It's not in the drawer.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Well, it's hardly going to be in there, is it?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Hold on...
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Ben, NO-O-O-O-O!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Everything OK in here?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Thank goodness you're here, Doctor, Max needs your help.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- But he wants to ask me out.- What?! How do you know?- He said so.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- And did you say yes?- No, he didn't know I was there.- Right.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Because I snogged him five times, now he thinks I fancy him.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15It's just a show, Jack can separate fantasy from reality.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Like with the doctor thing? - You're in trouble.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Did he say anything to you?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- No. Well, yes, sort of, but I didn't take it seriously.- Great!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26And we're shooting that scene tomorrow.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Yes, I know, why did I get him that part?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- You'll be fine, you're both grown up...- Oh!- Ah!- Ha!- Ha!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Sorry.- Erm, you go.- No, no, you go.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha! Er...
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Oh, boy.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Er...
0:22:42 > 0:22:44See you tomorrow! Yeah.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Er, what time is the car picking us up?- Er, eight.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Ha! That's the cupboard.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Smooth.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- So, it's the big day! - Looking forward to it.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25I mean, I'm not! Well, I am, but not in that way.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26- What way?- No way!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Just, er, looking forward to working with you.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33- Me too, it's easier knowing you're my boyfriend.- What?!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Friend, er, boy, someone I know. Er, met once.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- You're not a total stranger! - Right, I get you.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Easier to feel relaxed.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42- Oh!- I'll get that.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- AH!- AHH! Jack, we need to...
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Before you say, I'm flattered and...you're special...
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- I value our friendship... - The last thing I want is to...
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- I don't want to upset... - ..as a buddy...
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- I just don't want to mess up being mates.- Yeah?- OK.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Wait, what are you on about? - You fancying me.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04What?! I don't fancy you, I heard you burp the national anthem!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06It was you who was going to ask me out.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Ha! I wouldn't ask you out if you were the last girl on Earth!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Wait, that didn't come out how I wanted it to.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13CAR BEEPING
0:24:17 > 0:24:18What a relief, eh?
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- Yeah, I thought you were going to blub and cling to my leg.- Ha-ha...
0:24:37 > 0:24:38A-choo!
0:24:43 > 0:24:48- Milton, your nose transplant patient just sneezed!- And?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- His nose stayed on!- Oh, Emily...
0:25:06 > 0:25:08CUT!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Oh, that's what I mean!
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Chemistry, can't fake it or mistake it.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I told you, this one's a natural.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20This will run and run, or my name's not Zarina Wix! Ahhh!
0:25:20 > 0:25:21DOG WHIMPERING
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Who let the dog out?! - Mind if I take a look?
0:25:24 > 0:25:29- Yes, actually, I think it's broken! - It's just dislocated.- I can't watch.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33- Relax, this might hurt a little. - Argh! Get away from me!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Call security, get this maniac thrown out!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Get away from me, I mean it!
0:25:39 > 0:25:43- Out! Call security! - I'll be in my dressing room.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Max?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Max?...Max?
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- Did you know you dribble in your sleep?- Eh? What happened?
0:25:54 > 0:25:58- You got overcome, Jack saved you. - How did you stop the Hazemaker?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Turned off the fuse and chucked it in a skip.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Lucky we had a medical professional on hand.- Didn't do anything medical!
0:26:04 > 0:26:09Max, there's something you should know.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14My arm! Where's my arm?!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Ah!
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Ha! Ha-ha! Ha!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29All right, maybe I'm not cut out to be an actor.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30It takes a certain person.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Someone who knows the difference between fantasy and reality?
0:26:34 > 0:26:35I think it's time to move on.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- Plus, you were sacked for attacking a producer.- I wasn't sacked!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Dr Steel just had a freak accident.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44You got into a lift with an escaped leopard!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Zarina did say I was a natural.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48She didn't say a natural what, though!
0:26:48 > 0:26:49HELP!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Boys, this is going back first thing in the morning.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Amazing what some people throw out.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Look what I found in the skip up the road!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I wonder if it works?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03ALL: NO!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Ah! Another fantastic episode!
0:27:09 > 0:27:13So, heard anything from your date yet?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- As if.- What, Veena? Yes, as a matter of fact.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Told you to leave her alone, did she?
0:27:18 > 0:27:23- No, actually, we're going out for Venusian slug-fritters.- What?!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25After those messages you left?
0:27:25 > 0:27:29- Yes, well, it's just lucky I mentioned my fridgeoaster.- Why?
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Because it turns out she has a cookle.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33A what?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36A cookle. Yes, it's a cooker and a kettle.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38You're made for each other.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42It's like I always say, there's a star out there that's right for you.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53- But...maybe not that one.- No.
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