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0:00:03 > 0:00:07"To Zang Ziglak, Base Cruiser 201, somewhere near the Saturn rings."

0:00:07 > 0:00:10- Who's Zang Ziglak?- Me...

0:00:10 > 0:00:12it's my stage name.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Since when do you have a stage name?

0:00:14 > 0:00:16I wasn't always Co-ordinator Zang, you know.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20Before I joined the Space Academy I was...

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Zang Ziglak,

0:00:22 > 0:00:24ACTOR!

0:00:24 > 0:00:28And clearly I wasn't too shabby as I still get fan mail.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31So, what have you been in?

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Have you heard of Star Wars?

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Well, I was almost in that.

0:00:40 > 0:00:45- Alien High School Musical?- One of my favourite films, you were in that?!

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Yeah...

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Until they cut my bit out.

0:00:51 > 0:00:57My best ever part was in Revenge Of The Disco-dancing Aliens.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Not the award-winning film based on the true story

0:01:01 > 0:01:05of the disco-dancing aliens who saved our planet from a rampaging band

0:01:05 > 0:01:07of space monkeys?!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10No, that was Attack Of The Disco-dancing Aliens.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- I was in the sequel.- Oh, I didn't realise they made a sequel.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Yes, well, it had a limited release and my part was great

0:01:17 > 0:01:20and I remember my opening line...

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- "Come forth..." - Oh, look, Dani's House is on!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Guess I'll tell you about it later. - Shh!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Hey, guys, great to see you. My name is Dani and this is...

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Her best friend Sam.- Sam!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38As I was saying, my name is Dani and this is...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Her other best friend Jack. - Stuffing his face as usual!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43As I was saying, my name is Dani and this is...

0:01:43 > 0:01:49- Her brother Max!- And his mate Ben! - Just go away! QUIET!

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- As I was saying, my name is Dani and this is...- ALL: OUR HOUSE!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Oh, I give up! Shh!

0:01:59 > 0:02:04- OK.- I think we're almost done. - Let me check. Blinds closed?- Check.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09- Big screen TV?- Check.- Sustenance and hydration?- Check.- Hydration devices?

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Oh...check!- Scary movies?

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Aliens versus Hannah Montana loaded and ready to go.- Then we're done.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Our full moon scary movie marathon is ready for lift-off.- Ahh!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Except for...- Morning!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Scratch that, she's here, let the spookiness begin!

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Actually, I just stopped by to say I won't make it today.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33We always watch the movie marathon together!

0:02:33 > 0:02:37I know and I'm sorry, but I've got my first round interview with NASA

0:02:37 > 0:02:39this afternoon and I really need to prepare for it.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Why don't you do your prep here, like you always do?- I would...

0:02:43 > 0:02:44but Josh has offered to help me.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- You're going out with the librarian again?- He is my boyfriend!

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- You only met him last week?! - I know. Feels like forever.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Oh, guess we'd better get started then.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Although I don't see how hanging out with Mr Library Nerd

0:02:58 > 0:02:59is better than this.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Josh isn't a nerd, he's just really clever.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Did I mention he took his GCSEs when he was 10?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09And when he was 12 he recreated the Big Bang using

0:03:09 > 0:03:11just the contents of his lunchbox and when he...

0:03:11 > 0:03:13FILM MUSIC STARTS

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Nnnagh!

0:03:17 > 0:03:2098...ngh...

0:03:20 > 0:03:2399...agh!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Arghhhh!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27100! Ah!

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Ah, ah, ah!

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Ow! That hurt!- Imagine how much more it WOULD have hurt

0:03:34 > 0:03:36if we'd done all the bits between 10 and 90!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Is all this working out really necessary?

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Do you want to go one-on-one with those year 12 meat heads again?

0:03:45 > 0:03:50- What are you looking at, Squat?- Your head, it's HUGE! Are you part yeti?

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Grr!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53I bet that your head is so big that

0:03:53 > 0:03:56when you stand up people think there's an eclipse.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- When do we escape?- Grr!- Grr!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Too late, time for plan B. - DING DING!

0:04:01 > 0:04:06- Mash 'em up, Ben! Mash 'em up! - Help! Help!- Hit his big toe!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Smash his cornea!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11When did the older kids get so big?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13I heard a rumour they're mixing growth hormones

0:04:13 > 0:04:15with their breakfast cereal.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Since we're out of growth hormones we'll have to muscle up

0:04:18 > 0:04:19to keep them off our backs!

0:04:19 > 0:04:24I don't think I can do anymore. That last set wiped me out!

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- But we only started 10 minutes ago! - I know, I'm exhausted.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Ah, tell you what...

0:04:31 > 0:04:34If we can manage another 10 minutes we can take a break

0:04:34 > 0:04:37and then gate-crash Dani's scary movie marathon.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40OK, but don't expect me to watch Shrek Four.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43That talking gingerbread man terrifies me!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46And then Josh tried to bring a sausage to life by re-creating

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Dr Frankenstein's experiment!

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Thrilling.- You don't say.- Thought you weren't staying.- I'm not.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I'm waiting for Josh to text me where to meet him.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Did I mention he's got the... - We seem to be out of popcorn.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Sam, would you mind?- No!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Thanks.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I don't think I can take much more of this!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06I know more about Josh than I do myself!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Hey, she seems happy. You should be pleased.- I am...

0:05:09 > 0:05:12kind of, I just wish she'd be happy in a less annoying way.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17- It's always, "Josh this," or, "Josh that."- Ha-ha-ha! Josh just texted!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- That's great, how is he?- He's...

0:05:25 > 0:05:26He's dumped me?!

0:05:28 > 0:05:34I can't believe he just dumped me... and by text! "It's over!"

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Just two words, like he couldn't be bothered to type any more.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42- And on the day of your NASA interview. Heartless toad!- Finished.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I'll get you some more.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Guess they got too scared.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Night Of The Werewolf Dentist?!

0:05:55 > 0:06:01- "Warning, contains extreme blood and gore." Cool.- Cool.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Isn't this great?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Not about Josh dumping Sam obviously, but we've got Sam back!

0:06:14 > 0:06:18I don't get you girls. When your best friend's happy you're not,

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- but when she's been dumped and got the blues you are?- No.

0:06:21 > 0:06:26SAM BLOWS HER NOSE NOISILY

0:06:26 > 0:06:29It's not that, it's just...Sam needs me again.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- You feeling any better?- Of course she's not, she looks dreadful!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I've seen a corpse with more colour, but don't worry,

0:06:37 > 0:06:42I've got ice cream, tissues and, most importantly...

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Mr Muffin!

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- I don't know, Dani. - Now, open your arms.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52He doesn't look like much, but a cuddle from Mr Muffin

0:06:52 > 0:06:55will make you feel a million times better.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04He's SO cuddly!

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Works every time.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11AH!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Ben!- Sorry, I'm almost done.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16What, being a girl?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh, this isn't moisturiser, it's spot cream.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21You're putting it on your hands because...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23I don't want any spots - duh!

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- What's that on your hand? - It's, e-er, n-nothing!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Why have you glued hair over your hand?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34It's not glued on, it's everywhere.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38It's on my arms, it's on my legs and I've even got some on my feet!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Look, I'll take your word for it. How long's this been going on for?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Don't know, a few weeks?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- About the time I got attacked by that crazy squirrel.- Oh well...

0:07:49 > 0:07:51'I don't care if you were bitten by a crazy squirrel

0:07:51 > 0:07:54'and now every full moon you sprout hair all over your body

0:07:54 > 0:07:56'and turn into a werewolf,

0:07:56 > 0:08:00'you're still my friend and I won't shoot you!'

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- I'm a werewolf!- You're a werewolf!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05BOTH: Ahhhh!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10BOTH: Ahhhh!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15BOTH: Ahhhh!

0:08:18 > 0:08:19BOTH: Ahhhh!

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Can we stop screaming now, my throat hurts.- Yeah.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I can't believe I'm a werewolf.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oh, what am I going got do?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Let's think, we need to figure out what to do.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34The best way of doing that is go back to where it all started.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I don't think I'd recognise that squirrel again.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Not the squirrel, the film.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42We need to watch it to the end, see what happens and take it from there.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Good idea.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46AHHH!

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Sorry.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Right, back to the scary movies.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Typical, why do Dani and friends

0:08:53 > 0:08:56always seem to interfere with my plans?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Can't we explain what's happening? - Tell Dani you're a Werewolf?!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01You know the first thing she'd do?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Call the authorities. - And that's bad because?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06They'd lock you up, do painful tests

0:09:06 > 0:09:08and you'd spend your life chained to a wall

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- with kitty litter for a toilet. - That's awful.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I know. Which is why we have to keep it a secret.

0:09:13 > 0:09:19Forget the film, we'll go online and see what we can find out on there.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- So, the heartbreak kit seemed to work.- For now.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23She still seems pretty fragile.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26I'm just glad she has Mr Muffin, she'll need him.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28I'm giving Mr Muffin back, I don't need him!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Or maybe not.- I've decided the only way to get over Josh

0:09:31 > 0:09:35is through science. I'm going to do experiments on myself.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I'll figure out why I feel so bad

0:09:37 > 0:09:39and can adjust my emotions accordingly.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- So, you're going to analyse yourself out of a broken heart?- Exactly.

0:09:42 > 0:09:47Plus, it's the perfect talking point for my NASA interview this afternoon.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Commander Zang, what does it mean to have a broken heart?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55That's a good question. Ahem.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58In my acting days, playing someone with a broken heart

0:09:58 > 0:10:02was a bit of a speciality of mine.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05I had to draw on some complicated emotions.

0:10:06 > 0:10:12Pain...despair... vulnerability...ANGER!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15BANGING

0:10:15 > 0:10:16What are you doing?

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Sorry, it's just, you were going on a bit so I thought I'd see for myself.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I pulled your heart out of the drawer and as you can see

0:10:23 > 0:10:25it's well and truly broken.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Ngh!

0:10:31 > 0:10:37Oh, no! I'm SO sorry. I'm sure I can glue it back together again!

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Only joking, but I had you going, didn't I?

0:10:41 > 0:10:45- I told you my acting was good! Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Ha-ha-ha! HA-HA-HAA!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Ahhh!- Ah! Ah! Ah!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Ah! Ah! Ah!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- How's it going, Dr Love? - What are you doing?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Analysing the composition of comfort food

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- to see why it makes you feel better. - Sounds good.- Hmm.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06I've gathered all my tear-stained tissues,

0:11:06 > 0:11:09dried them and scraped them to measure the salt.

0:11:09 > 0:11:14- Now I need comparison samples. - What can we do to help?- Cry.- Huh?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17You can't expect us to cry on demand. We're not robots!

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Boo-hoo-hoo!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22What? I'm an actor, it's what I do.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Well, I'm not, I'm a bloke. I don't cry, I'm way too hard.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27What about that cute puppy advert?

0:11:27 > 0:11:31- What, the one who can't find his mummy?- Hmm-mm.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Boo-hoo-hoo!

0:11:40 > 0:11:45- What is that?- That is an acute aversion high intensity chair.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Or, as we like to say in the industry, an, "AAH, IC!" Ha-ha-ha!

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Anyway.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54It is designed to help the subject develop a rational response

0:11:54 > 0:11:57to irrational emotion, so in this case, being heartbroken.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00So, basically, I show you things to do with Josh

0:12:00 > 0:12:02and you try and not react to them?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Exactly. And if I do, that red light will start flashing

0:12:05 > 0:12:08and I'll be exposed to an unpleasant stimulant. Jack?

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Oh, so that's where I come in.

0:12:09 > 0:12:15Just one sniffle, one little tear, and... AHHH!

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Jack playing violin, ULTIMATE torture.

0:12:17 > 0:12:22- Why do you think I gave you ear defenders? Guys, strap me in.- OK.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25MACHINE BEEPS STEADILY

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- OK, ready?- Yes.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33The hair band you wore on your first date with Josh.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40The sandwich wrapper from your picnic with Josh in the park.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44You'll be all right with this.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48It's just a boring old book, "Travels Through The Periodic..."

0:12:48 > 0:12:49"Table."

0:12:49 > 0:12:51BEEPING INCREASES It's the only book Josh hasn't read,

0:12:51 > 0:12:57we were going got read it together and recreate each...EXPERIMENT!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Boo-hoo-hoo! ALARM WAILS

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Oh! Just do it, Jack. Do it.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06OK, Sam.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10AHHHHH!

0:13:18 > 0:13:22AHHHHH!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Guess they got to the part where the werewolf appears.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- I wish I'd seen it so I knew what was coming.- We know what to expect

0:13:29 > 0:13:31since we found all that stuff online.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35You transform tonight, become furry and fangy and try to eat me.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- That's the bit that worries me. - Not if we get these on you

0:13:38 > 0:13:42- before you come over all wolfy. - I guess.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Anyway, if you're a lycanthrope... - A what?- Fancy name for a werewolf.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Then it probably means there are others out there.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51In that case, being a werewolf might be fun!

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- How did you figure that? - I can hang out with other lycopops,

0:13:54 > 0:13:57cough up fur balls, and maybe even form a club and howl at the moon.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Sounds lame.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01As werewolves, we'll be super-strong

0:14:01 > 0:14:04and be able to take on the year 12 meat heads.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07But...but we were going to do that once we muscled up.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- With my new werewolf mates I won't need you.- Oh, I see how it works.

0:14:10 > 0:14:16- See, me being a werewolf is going to be great!- Oh, absolutely, can't wait.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Are you sure it's a good idea to do your interview today?

0:14:21 > 0:14:25- I mean, I'm sure NASA won't mind postponing.- But I would.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27This is an amazing opportunity and I'm not delaying it

0:14:27 > 0:14:30cos of some silly little thing like boyfriend trouble!

0:14:30 > 0:14:34I wouldn't call going 10 rounds with a screechy violin a little thing.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Maybe not, but thanks to my experiments, I'm better.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- I'm more than better, I'm cured. - Well, good luck, then.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Yeah, I'm sure you'll knock those NASA folk off their rockets...

0:14:45 > 0:14:46or whatever it is that they sit on!

0:14:49 > 0:14:50I know you guys are worried,

0:14:50 > 0:14:53but I can honestly say I'm completely over Josh.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Wish me luck! BOTH: Good luck!

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- She's so not over him.- Mm-mm.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12How could he dump me after all we've been through?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Here you go.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Prrrp!

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Ugh!

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- That's OK, you can keep that. - Thank you.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29As I was saying, I've conducted a series of experiments

0:15:29 > 0:15:31to analyse why my relationship has failed

0:15:31 > 0:15:34and I've discovered...

0:15:34 > 0:15:37it's because he's a boy!

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- And boys are stupid.- Yep.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44They do nasty things like lure girls with rocket-shaped sandwiches...

0:15:44 > 0:15:47and free library weekend passes.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Boo-hoo! I miss Josh so much!

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Boo-hoo-hoo!

0:15:54 > 0:15:59Sorry, just give me a moment and I'll be right with you, OK?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02BOO-HOO-HOO!

0:16:07 > 0:16:11- I'm back!- AH!- AH!- Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.- I wasn't scared.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Then why's your cushion got bite marks? So, how'd it go?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Couldn't have gone better. - That's brilliant!

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- You tell them about your experiment? - Yes, I covered that area.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23I have to confess, I was a bit worried

0:16:23 > 0:16:26you'd start ranting about Josh in the middle of your interview!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Ha-ha!- I didn't think you could analyse yourself out of love,

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- but I guess you proved me wrong. - Sure did!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Anyway, enough about me, what are we watching?

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Attack Of The Zombie Hamsters, you up for it?- Absolutely.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Looks like being dumped by Josh

0:16:39 > 0:16:42was the best thing that could have happened to you.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- I'm just going to go and get changed. - OK.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47SCREAMING ON THE TV

0:16:47 > 0:16:52It's so handy these straps were just lying around the house.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54I know. Must belong to my grandfather from the old days.

0:16:54 > 0:16:59- Was he a soldier in the war? - No, dentist.- I need the loo.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Oh, it better just be a pee, because I can see the moon rising.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06Don't worry, Max, I've been to the loo many times, and I'm 90% sure

0:17:06 > 0:17:09I can tell the difference between needing a pee

0:17:09 > 0:17:13- and needing a...- Just make it quick, OK?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16'And maybe even form a club and howl at the moon!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19'But with my new werewolf mates, I won't need you!'

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Ben? Is that you?

0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Oh, hey, Max.- What are you doing?

0:17:36 > 0:17:40I thought you were going to wreak havoc on the year 12 meat heads?

0:17:40 > 0:17:44I was. But when I found them, it turns out they're just like me.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48- GROWLING - Hey, there, little doggies.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52I've always been Team Jacob on Twilight.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Go, werewolves! Wooh!

0:17:54 > 0:17:57GROWLING

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Noooooo!

0:18:06 > 0:18:11Hello, operator. Who do I call to report a werewolf?

0:18:15 > 0:18:16SHE SNIFFS

0:18:16 > 0:18:22Oh, don't worry. Hamsters would never do that in real life. I hope.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26- Sam, you OK?- Josh has a jacket like that monster.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30Where the woman was getting attacked by the zombie hamsters,

0:18:30 > 0:18:32it reminded me of our first date.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35You were attacked by undead furry creatures on a date?

0:18:35 > 0:18:40No, we went out to dinner. But they had rabbit on the menu!

0:18:40 > 0:18:44And rabbits are like hamsters, but with bigger ears!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Oh, I thought you were over Josh!

0:18:46 > 0:18:50You guys are right, you can't hide from your feelings.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53All those experiments did was make me miss Josh even more.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- What about your interview?- I lied.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59I spent the whole time talking about Josh dumping me

0:18:59 > 0:19:03and that's when I wasn't sobbing. I've ruined everything.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05MOBILE RINGS

0:19:05 > 0:19:11Oh, that's them. They said they'd call once they saw everyone.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14I can't bear to answer. Please be me.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Good day. Sam speaking. How can I be of service?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Mm-hm.

0:19:27 > 0:19:33- Right. OK. Thanks. Bye. - Oh, it's bad, isn't it?

0:19:35 > 0:19:39If you didn't want to get through to the next round! They loved you!

0:19:39 > 0:19:42They said it was so refreshing to meet a scientist

0:19:42 > 0:19:46- so in touch with their feelings! - I can't believe it!

0:19:46 > 0:19:47THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- I'm nervous! Do you think it's going to hurt, the change?- I don't know.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Probably. Which is why I've enlisted help.

0:19:59 > 0:20:04- Ben, I've called the authorities. - But you said we shouldn't!

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Something about painful tests and kitty litter!- I know! I'm sorry.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11I couldn't risk it. You could get loose and there's

0:20:11 > 0:20:14lots of stuff here that a clumsy werewolf could destroy.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Who said I'm going to be clumsy? - Be realistic, Ben, it's you.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I can't believe you've done this! I trusted you! I thought we were...

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Arrrgh!

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Oh, Max! It tickles everywhere! But not in a good way! Make it stop!

0:20:27 > 0:20:30I can't, Ben, you're changing, and there's nothing we can do.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Just try and relax. Breathe.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- You know, like on that yoga video your mum has.- What?!

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Not that I'd know about that, obviously!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42HE HOWLS

0:20:42 > 0:20:45- That sounded a lot like a wolf. - And it is a full moon.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47As if a werewolf would be in here.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51You two have been watching too many scary movies.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53HOWLING CONTINUES

0:20:53 > 0:20:58- Scratch! Scratch! I need to scratch! - Keep breathing. You're doing good.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Please, Max, untie me! I don't think I'm turning into a werewolf! Look!

0:21:02 > 0:21:05No fans! And I haven't got claws! Look at my feet!

0:21:05 > 0:21:09Pretty disgusting, but they do seem more human than wolf.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- How can I be sure? - I don't know,

0:21:11 > 0:21:14but figure it out soon, even my eyebrows itch.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16I've got an idea, just wait there.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Hey, Jack.- Arrgh!

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Sorry. I'm a bit jumpy.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25All the scary movies are starting to take their toll!

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Yes, scary movies, eh? Seen any werewolf films?- Yeah, tonnes.

0:21:29 > 0:21:34- Fangs Of Fury, Hungry And Hairy. - Whatever. So what happens in the end?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Someone gets bitten, turns into a werewolf,

0:21:36 > 0:21:39eats people, then gets shot by someone they love.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41How are they sure it's a werewolf?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44The all-over body hair and huge teeth are a giveaway.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Plus they double in size, get super strong

0:21:47 > 0:21:49and there's even a lot of drooling.

0:21:49 > 0:21:54- Is there anything about being itchy? - What? No. Why do you ask?

0:21:54 > 0:21:58- And why are you writing this down? - Oh, no reason. Just curious.

0:22:01 > 0:22:06- You may be right.- That I'm not a werewolf? Great! Then let me out!

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Two seconds. Right. All over body hair?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Not really.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Huge teeth? No.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18Double in size and super strength?

0:22:18 > 0:22:19No.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Drooling? Yes.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24You do that anyway, so it doesn't really count.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Guess you're not a werewolf! - Yes!- Right.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37I don't get it. If you're not a werewolf, then what's wrong with you?

0:22:37 > 0:22:40I don't know! But this feels so good!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44You sure you don't want to go out and celebrate?

0:22:44 > 0:22:49It's been such a rollercoaster day, staying in is about all I can manage.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53- I'm so sorry you got dumped.- I guess I gave my heart to the wrong guy.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55At least I don't have to look at a photo

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- to remember what you look like. - What do you mean?

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- You did kind of go AWOL.- I knew you were jealous of Josh!- What?!

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Jack! Tell her I wasn't! - I... well...

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- I think I left something... - See!

0:23:08 > 0:23:11See what?! He was just babbling!

0:23:11 > 0:23:14You couldn't bear that I had a boyfriend and you didn't!

0:23:14 > 0:23:18- Oh, I could get a boyfriend tomorrow if I wanted!- Oh, yeah, like who?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Christopher Starling!

0:23:20 > 0:23:23The guy in your acting class that you said smells like cheese!

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Maybe he smells better now! Maybe he smells a bit more like cheesecake!

0:23:27 > 0:23:31- What's so funny?- I'm imagining somebody smelling like cheesecake!

0:23:31 > 0:23:33THEY LAUGH

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said anything.- No, I am sorry.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I did go a bit AWOL.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41And I swear I'll never let a guy become more important

0:23:41 > 0:23:46- than my friends again.- It's good to have my best friend back. Squeeze!

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- You just lost your best mate. - I said I was sorry.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52- You rang the authorities! - I was worried!- About what?!

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Don't say me breaking stuff, because I do that anyway!

0:23:55 > 0:23:59Maybe I was worried that once you got your new wolf mates you'd think of me

0:23:59 > 0:24:03- as more of a snack than a best mate. - No way. I'd always want you around.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Even if I wasn't a werewolf? - Of course! Plus, who else

0:24:06 > 0:24:09would get me out of trouble if I ate my neighbours!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12- Thanks, Ben.- Oh, this itching is driving me crazy!

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Oh, hand me my spot cream, it might help.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24Apart from your hands, where else have you been putting this stuff?

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Everywhere. I told you. I don't want any spots.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30I don't see how this would help.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Anti-hair loss lotion!- That explains the random hair growth and itchiness.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37I must have grabbed the wrong thing from Dad's cabinet.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Won't he notice it's gone?- No. I swapped it for my fungal foot cream.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44BOTH: Urgh!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Hurry up, Jack! We're about to put the movie on!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49DOORBELL RINGS

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Finally! We're altogether. I've got food and drink.

0:24:52 > 0:24:57And crucially, scary movie classic, Revenge Of The Disco-Dancing Aliens!

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Sam, someone here to see you.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09- What are you doing here? - I'm hoping to make things up to you.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- How did the interview go? - Great, actually! No thanks to you!

0:25:12 > 0:25:15I had no idea you'd be this upset!

0:25:15 > 0:25:19- I did send a text. - You certainly did! "It's over".

0:25:19 > 0:25:22What happened? Your thumbs get tired from all that texting?

0:25:22 > 0:25:26No way! That's not what I sent! "It's overrunning.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30"I'll be round at seven, hope the interview goes well, kiss kiss".

0:25:31 > 0:25:37Oh, I didn't scroll down. Kiss kiss, that's so sweet.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- So, you haven't dumped me? - What, and give up seeing

0:25:40 > 0:25:42my favourite library user of the month?

0:25:42 > 0:25:45No way. So, are you ready to go?

0:25:45 > 0:25:50- I've got front row seats for the string theory seminar.- No way!

0:25:50 > 0:25:54- I knew you'd love it. - So, shall we?- Absolutely.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02Actually, Josh... Do you mind if we go another time?

0:26:02 > 0:26:10- Just, I've already made plans.- Oh, yeah. Sure. No problem. I'll just...

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Josh!

0:26:15 > 0:26:19Why don't you just stay here, we've got plenty of popcorn

0:26:19 > 0:26:23- and I'm sure Jack can rustle up a drinks hat.- You don't mind?

0:26:23 > 0:26:28- No, I can cobble some out of cushions.- So, what are we watching?

0:26:28 > 0:26:33- Revenge Of The Disco-Dancing Aliens. - Oh, that's my favourite film!

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- I met an alien once, actually. - What? Really?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Thanks, Dani.- No problem.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Plus, I've got a really big library fine I'm hoping

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Josh will make disappear. - Of course you do!

0:26:46 > 0:26:50Guys, get over here, the aliens are about to get the glitter ball out!

0:26:54 > 0:26:59- I can't believe Dani is watching your film.- I know!

0:26:59 > 0:27:02And as a fellow actor, I'm sure she can appreciate

0:27:02 > 0:27:04the subtlety of my performance.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07I wish I'd seen it now. Hey, how about you give me a preview?

0:27:07 > 0:27:10What? Here? Now?!

0:27:12 > 0:27:17OK. My part was towards the end. There was a big fight scene.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Everyone was SCREAMING!

0:27:21 > 0:27:23And then I appeared.

0:27:23 > 0:27:28As I discoed my way through the flying bullets, I got hit.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Thereby saving the hero's life!

0:27:31 > 0:27:34My death scene was worthy of an Academy Award.

0:27:34 > 0:27:39HE GASPS AND GROANS

0:27:39 > 0:27:42Urgh! Oh! Oh!

0:27:42 > 0:27:45HE GASPS AND GRUNTS

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Actors!

0:27:52 > 0:27:58# Some times I feel like breaking free

0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Let's lift these chains

0:28:00 > 0:28:05# Let's rock this wave right out to sea

0:28:05 > 0:28:09# I will be

0:28:09 > 0:28:12# Breaking free. #