0:00:02 > 0:00:05My talents are wasted on this spaceship.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- Look at all these jobs I could do. - You've got a job.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11Yeah, stuck with you while the world passes me by. I've got itchy feet!
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Sorry about that, but you insist on using my towel!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16I've had enough of this stupid tin can.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18I could apply for a job with the press of a button.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Well, if that's how you feel, go on then.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23No, don't! Dammit.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Oh, look what you did!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I applied with the press of a button,
0:00:27 > 0:00:29to be the ambassador to Fisbesia.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32The Fisbesians? They're a horribly bad tempered race!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34And ambassador sounds important.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Their last ambassador got thrown into space
0:00:36 > 0:00:38for using the wrong spoon at lunch!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Using the wrong spoon?
0:00:40 > 0:00:41They're also very hot on manners.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Oh, I'll definitely put my foot in it.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Nnnnng! Bzzz! Bzzzzzzzzz!
0:00:47 > 0:00:48It's the Fisbesian Emperor!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Bllll! Bllll!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53He says he is sending an inspector to interview you over lunch.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- He hopes you have good manners. - He's really hideous, isn't he?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- He says you're no oil painting, yourself!- Oops. Sorry!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08And the first thing you put your foot in is your mouth!
0:01:08 > 0:01:13- Anyway, it's not all bad news. - What's the good news?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- It's Dani's House!- Oh, yay!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Hey, guys! Great to see you.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21My name's Dani, and this is...
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Her best friend, Sam!- Sam!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is...
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Her other best friend, Jack! - Stuffing his face, as usual.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is...
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Her brother, Max!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34And his mate, Ben!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Just go away! Quiet!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is...
0:01:40 > 0:01:41ALL: My house!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Oh, I give up!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Sssh!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Hey, guess what?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52You know I've been saving to go travelling around the world?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Yeah, how much have you got? - Er, about 55 quid.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- You had loads more than that. - I did, but I bought a pony.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Jack!- Hey, Bunty was a bargain. But it doesn't matter.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I think I've sussed away to go travelling for free. Check it out.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07You've joined the Navy?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10No, but my mate's dad's got a boat, they're sailing to Greece,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12so I signed on as crew!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Oh, Jack, that's fantastic! I didn't know you could sail.- I can't!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Oh, but when do you leave? - Tomorrow, but how hard can it be?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Er, probably quite hard.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I know, I'm psyched. It's going to be like a real challenge.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- I might come back a changed man.- You'll be tidy?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Oh, will you look after Bunty until I get back?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Yeah, what do I have to feed her? - Hay.- Hey what?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- No, hay.- Hmm?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Haaaaay!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Oh, hi. Ruby, right?- Yeah, hi.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Dani asked me round, as long as I don't make her work out.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46It's a good thing you didn't have to bring your annoying, little...
0:02:46 > 0:02:47DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Hi, this came off your house. - Thanks.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52She'll just sit in the corner and play with her Junior Dungeon.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- I have a working guillotine!- Nice(!) DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:55 > 0:02:57This is like Piccadilly Circus!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04ALL: Woah!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Cool, an astronaut!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Hey, this could be about my going to work for NASA!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11No, you think?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Well, aren't you going to open it? - No, I'm too nervous!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oh, come on, they're not go to send a real astronaut with a gold ticket
0:03:17 > 0:03:20to tell you you haven't got in, are they?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Yeah.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Yep, I guess they are.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- I didn't get in. - Oh, I'm really sorry, Sam.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- It's OK, it's not the end of the world.- Just YOUR world.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Come on, you.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Let's fix you up with a snack.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Hay!- Hey, what?- Hay, hay!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Hey, hey, hey.- Hay, like hayfever.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh, well, why didn't you say so?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Oh, Sam. Jack's running away to sea.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- How sick is that? - Yeah, you'll probably be quite sick.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- That's great, Jack. - Oh, don't sound so thrilled(!)
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Sorry, that's brilliant.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Yep, I'm finally hitting the road, and it's big and wet. Watch this.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oh!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Impressive(!) And you'll soon be off to NASA.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- My friends are such action heroes! - Actually, I won't.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Of course you will, rocket girl.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Bbbbbrrrggggg! We have liftoff! Ground Control to Major Sam.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I didn't get the job. I just found out today.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Oh, Sam.- Tough one.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I'm really sorry, but I have to admit,
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- I would have been quite gutted if you had both left at once.- Yeah.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Now, don't cause trouble and get banned from here as well, OK?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Where else am I banned from?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37The library, the Park, the shop, the post office, the pool, the park...
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- You said that twice. - You got banned twice.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42So, what are you going to do if you get bored?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Oh, I'll just have to find Dani's annoying creep of a brother
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- and show him who's the boss, again.- Max?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50He's not here, he's on a school trip or something.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54If Max isn't here, it's the perfect time to search his room,
0:04:54 > 0:04:56and set booby-traps.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Right. Port, and starboard.- Even I know it's the other way round.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- What, star and portboard? - No, port is to your left.- Right.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Where's starboard?- Are you sure you're ready for the ocean?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Maybe you should start with a lake, or a pond.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I just hope you don't meet a sea sprite out there in the ocean!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14What's a sea sprite?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17An evil imp that enchants sailors and pulls them under the waves.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I don't believe in evil imps.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Well, obviously you haven't met Maisy, then.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Jack, Jack!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Who's there?- We are the sea sprites.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35There's no such thing as a sea sprite!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Jack, come with us.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- My mate fancies you. - No, I won't listen!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43She thinks you're really fit!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Does she? No, stop it!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48You're not even real!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50OK, they're real.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55I know, I'll bung up my ears and tie myself to the wheel.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Jack! Jack, Jack!- Aye, aye, aye, captain!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04We've been going round in circles.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06But, Captain, I heard a sea sprite!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09There's no such thing as a sea sprite!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13I wouldn't say that if I were you!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Hey, Rubes.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I was thinking, we should have had a leaving party for you,
0:06:20 > 0:06:21but you're going tomorrow.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24It's OK, I put the word out for everyone to come round here tonight.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25You did? Oh, great.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Oh, we should do the place out with sailing decorations!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Yeah.- Yeah, and you can make me a big cake in the shape of a boat!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, wicked! And we could make it fancy dress,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- with like a nautical theme. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- And I can ride in on Bunty!- No! No ponies in the house.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Don't.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Jack only wants a fancy dress party with decorations
0:06:44 > 0:06:46and to ride in on a pony.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- What is this, Las Vegas? - Party, great(!)
0:06:49 > 0:06:50And a boat-shaped cake.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53The last thing I made was fairy cakes in Food Technology,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55and you could use them to bang in nails.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- You'll cope, Google it.- What shall we get him as a leaving present?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Box of distress flares.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02We could get him a map and track his progress!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07It's not like he's going to the moon or anything!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Hey, come on, you're a fighter, you don't do self-pity!- Yes, I do.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13So, you're just going to give up?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Yeah, I thought I would. What else can I do?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Er, reapply, find out why they didn't choose you, work on it.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- OK, and if that fails, then can I give up?- Well, yeah.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Not much point in being pigheaded about it. Oh, I can't make a cake.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30So, this is a great chance to learn.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33PHONE RINGS
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Meet me at the airlock?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Hello, again! Do you need the loo, or something?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42No, my suit has built-in restroom facilities.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Oh. Ew!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Is there somewhere we can talk, in private?
0:07:48 > 0:07:55Spy cam, superglue, extra-strength itching powder for his pants drawer.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58What a suspicious mind.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Hmmm.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02KEYPAD MAKES 'WRONG' NOISE
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Hmmm. So, what is his password?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Greetings, intruder.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09By now you'll be wondering "what's my password?"
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Well, it's really great, so you'll never guess it,
0:08:12 > 0:08:17especially if you're Maisy, because she's feeble and rubbish.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh, I am, am I? We'll see about that. Game on.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Woah!
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- What's Max's middle name? - Sebastian.- Hmmm, too many letters.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Name of first pet?- Er, Slitherfang.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- A snake?- No, a guinea pig.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Look, I'm kind of busy here. - Somewhere you went on holiday?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Llandudno.- It has to be five letters!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Spain?- You went to Spain?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44No, but it has five letters.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Can you think of something he's obsessed with,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- that he'll love to bits? - What, besides himself?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Well, he did have this ratty old Teddy he took everywhere
0:08:51 > 0:08:53until his head fell off.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54- What was it called?- Think!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Er, Rambo. That was it.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00R A M B O. Five letters. Got him.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Weird kid.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06How are you coping with your crushing disappointment?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Being an astronaut is my dream, and I'm not giving up.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09I'm going to reapply.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- Excellent, you just past the overcoming setbacks test.- Test?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Why test me? I thought you already turned me down.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- That's what I wanted you to think. - Ahoy there, matey!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Sorry, I don't want you to see my party costume.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- I was looking for Ruby, I thought she was in there.- No, bye.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- What do you mean "wanted me to think"?- It was a test.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- You're on our shortlist, sister. - Wow! Am I?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Do you think they would send a real astronaut just to turn you down?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I am here to stress test you, and you just passed test one.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37So, there's more than one test?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39This is NASA, there are always more tests.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43But if I pass them, I get to go up?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Yep! Space, baby.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- So, when are the other tests? Can I revise for them?- Nope, just be ready.
0:09:49 > 0:09:54- It's very important - you can't tell anyone.- What about my friends?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Nah, especially not them. Any of them find out, it's over, finito.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Get it? Got it? Good.- Even Dani?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Sam!- Uh-oh.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Think fast, what are you going to do?- Go floppy!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Jack said you were trying on your...woah!- Party costume.
0:10:09 > 0:10:14- What do you think?- Well, it's brave. Glad you can laugh about it!- OK.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Quick reactions. - Coast is clear. Go.- Back soon.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- And remember, not a word to anyone. - Yes, yes, yes!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25SNEEZE!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Har, Har!- What are you doing there?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Well, I was here, and I didn't want you to see my party costume,
0:10:38 > 0:10:41so I hid, and then you came in with the woaaaah!
0:10:41 > 0:10:47- And then it was, like, too late. - How much did you hear?- Everything.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Houston, we have a problem.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Max didn't think I'd find out about his lame old teddy bear,
0:10:52 > 0:10:55did he, Darth Bunny? No, no!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Right. What was his name? Rambo.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01KEYPAD MAKES 'WRONG' NOISE
0:11:01 > 0:11:08Only 999,998 more combinations to try! Isn't life great?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Grrr!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- So, you're going to be a spacegirl? - Not now I'm not.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16The astronaut said if I told anyone, the deal is off. And now you know.
0:11:16 > 0:11:22- But you didn't tell me, I just, sort of, heard by accident.- That's true.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26My lips are sealed. So, wow, you really can't tell Dani?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- Oh, but if you do tell her, you've blown the chance of a lifetime.- Mmm.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- It's like, best friend, or dream job. No way out.- Yes, all right!
0:11:34 > 0:11:39There has to be a way. There's got to be. Dani will be OK, because...
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- ..because she has you.- Me?- Yes.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48But, I mean, we've only just met, and you're her oldest friend.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yes, that's right. So, thinking logically,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53we have to put you two through an accelerated bonding process.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Is that logical? Or even sane? - Please don't make me beg.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- OK, I'm begging!- OK, fine, I'll help!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Thank you!- Let go of my legs!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05OK. Operation New Bestie is a-go!
0:12:08 > 0:12:13What will Sam do? She's in a totally impossible position!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Yes, like someone who has a lunch date with a hideous alien
0:12:16 > 0:12:19who might throw her into space for using the wrong spoon.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Could this get any worse?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24FLY BUZZES
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Hey! Get away from me! Shoo! Get away, get away!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Where is he?- Who?- The Fisbesian Inspector.- What does he look like?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Insectoid, about this big. - Insectoid?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45You mean like a wasp, or something?
0:12:45 > 0:12:49No. Only an utter fool would mistake a Fisbesian for a...
0:12:51 > 0:12:56- You didn't!- I did, and I whacked him with a rolled up magazine!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58That's not very good manners, is it?
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Put it like this, you probably started an intergalactic war!
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- This is a nightmare. I am rubbish at baking cakes!- So am I.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- My rock cakes are like real rocks. - That's great!
0:13:12 > 0:13:13You two have so much in common.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Both bad at baking, both have a nightmare brother and sister,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20both...girls, er, both like Strictly!
0:13:20 > 0:13:24I don't really watch...Strictly! Right! Never miss it!
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Well, I've got to run, but you two have fun, I'm sure you will.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Ruby's a great laugh.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35So, you like Strictly Come Dancing. What's your favourite dance?
0:13:35 > 0:13:40- Erm, the...quicktrot?- So, who do you want to win this year?
0:13:40 > 0:13:45One of the...couples? Is it meant to be doing that?
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Oh, I don't think so!
0:13:49 > 0:13:54- I put too much baking powder in it. - It looks like it's alive!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- It looks a BIT boat-shaped. - It looks more like a bouncy castle.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- What am I going to do now? - Well, I'll help you.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- I thought you were rubbish at baking?- Oh, yeah.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Well, we could buy a cake, and make it look like a boat.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09That is cheating. Let's do it.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I name thee the good ship Little White Lie.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Don't worry, there's more icing, and, if not, superglue!
0:14:26 > 0:14:31- Thanks, Ruby.- No problem. Now, let's get started on the decorations!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33KNOCK ON DOOR
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Hey there! It's show time.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Hey, Sam. You all right? - Yes, fine, all good.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48How's Operation Bestie going? You told her your innermost secrets yet?
0:14:48 > 0:14:53- Not exactly. - Well, get on with it! Please.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- I found this, and I thought we could weave some sea stuff into it!- Great!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- That'll cheer Sam up. I'll just go and get her.- No!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- She needs some time alone with her astro...Jack!- Astrojack?
0:15:09 > 0:15:15- So, did I ever tell you I was 13 when I had my first kiss?- No.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17And, I'm frightened of cats, and sometimes, at night,
0:15:17 > 0:15:18I worry that my ears look weird!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21And I wish I could play the saxophone,
0:15:21 > 0:15:24and once, I left my gym swimming costume in the locker
0:15:24 > 0:15:26and I was left in there with just a towel on!
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Hey, Sam.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Er, I know this looks very odd, but there's a very simple explanation.
0:15:39 > 0:15:46- For what?- For... Nothing! You have to leave now.- Why?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Er... I'm very sad, I need to mope.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51I understand. The job.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Yeah.- Well, if you need someone to talk to, I'm here for you.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Go!- All right!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- How did you get there?- Cloaking device.- You have one of those?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10We have tons of cool stuff, like an automatic nose-picker.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14What you need that for? Oh, yeah.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17OK, I'm going to put you through test number two,
0:16:17 > 0:16:19thinking quickly under stress.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- What do you think I've been doing? - Angular rotation, please.- Hmmm?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23- Spin round.- Oh.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25429 plus 873,
0:16:25 > 0:16:2745 divided by four,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30square root of 3,136.
0:16:30 > 0:16:331,302, 11.25,
0:16:33 > 0:16:35and fifty...six!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Not too shabby! Blow into this.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Which one is the odd one out?
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Good.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Good!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Good! OK, stop.- Thanks.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- I'm weightless!- Emergency in 0G.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Your CO2 tank is ruptured, so you'll suffocate,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02but that's not your worst problem, because the cabin's on fire!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05This is so cool, I'm floating!
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Too late, your flight engineer's passed out and your suit's on fire!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Five, four, three, two...
0:17:11 > 0:17:16- Reroute the CO2 to kill the fire, and then switch to suit oxygen.- Great!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19But, I'm going to have to fail you on that landing.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20- What?- Just kidding.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24You passed! Now, no one knows about this, right?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26And, my dad's pet name for me is spudcakes,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29and once, he called me it in front of this boy we all fancied.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Really?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Done! Want to go on a long walk and talk about life?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Not really.- Or we could go blading! - Oh, I don't like skating.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Me neither. Well, besides, we need to put the decorations up.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Don't worry, I'll help!- Thanks. - Don't mention it.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48What are best friends for, hey?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Still can't figure out my great password, can you?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56You won't be able to. It's really great!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Oh, stop saying everything is great, it's not great!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Wait, maybe it is great.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05G R E A T. Five letters!
0:18:08 > 0:18:12It is great, it's great!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Ha! Max has the brain size of a shrivelled walnut,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18and mine is the size of Pluto! I'm so awesome...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Congratulations.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24As I suspected, you're clever enough to walk right into my trap!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- In a moment, the room will fill with knock-out gas!- Ah!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Actually, for some reason, they don't sell knock-out gas
0:18:30 > 0:18:32at the supermarket, but you're still trapped,
0:18:32 > 0:18:35and the password to get out is something totally evil and twisted.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40- You'll never get it!- Don't worry, Darth Bunny, we'll get out of this.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43And, by the way, the first sign of madness is talking to yourself!
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- It's not that bad.- Yeah, well, Ruby did most of the work.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I'm glad you two get on. It's like you've been friends for ages.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Yeah, about that...
0:18:54 > 0:18:57She couldn't be a better fit for you, even if she was made to order.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Will anyone be joining Madame this evening?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- In that case, would Madame care to see the friend menu?- Friend menu?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09You could have a happy friend...
0:19:11 > 0:19:12..or a sad friend.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Boyfriend?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Chatty friend?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24You'll never have to think of anything to say.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25What's the sporty friend like?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Very fit. A bit smelly. - The Emo friend?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Uggggghhhh!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32A bit intense.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Too tiring. Look, I just want to relax and be myself.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Have you got an old friend? - But of course. Voila!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Isn't it cool? I found it in a charity shop.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47We can put loads of fishy stuff in it for Jack.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Dani, I'm sorry if I've been going on about myself a bit much.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Yeah, it was slightly weird.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Well, next time, it's your turn to tell me all your juicy news!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Awww!- No, not awww! She's been telling me all her personal stuff
0:20:00 > 0:20:02and I've only just met her.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- She's so in-your-face, it's scary. - Is it?
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Yeah. Not like you, you're so down-to-earth.- Let's hope not!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- What would I do without you, eh? - Awww!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Something evil and twisted.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15OK, demon.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18KEYPAD MAKES 'WRONG' NOISE
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Hmmm, vomit?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22KEYPAD MAKES 'WRONG' NOISE
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Maths!
0:20:24 > 0:20:25KEYPAD MAKES 'WRONG' NOISE
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Grrrrrr!!!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I don't think making you Dani's new old friend is working.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- It's time for Plan B. - Oooh, what's Plan B?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- I've got to talk Jack into staying here.- Good luck!
0:20:37 > 0:20:41And if it works, you might just save his life!
0:20:43 > 0:20:48- I can't swim!- You can't? What about if you fall in?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- It's not a problem, it's only a few centimetres deep.- The sea!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- It's a challenge. - What about if you hit an iceberg?
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Or get captured by pirates? Or mobbed by dolphins?- Well, I'll have to cope.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00You could have a close encounter with this.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Why are you trying to put me off? - We can't do this to Dani,
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- both of us leaving at once. - Why, where are you going?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- I can't tell you that, but it's really important.- Right.
0:21:07 > 0:21:12- So, now do you see why you can't go? - Er, no.- Stop being so stubborn!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- Why can't you tell me? - I can't tell you that.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15RUMBLING NOISE
0:21:15 > 0:21:20- Thunder?- Stomach. I'm hungry.- Jack!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Ahhhhhh!
0:21:25 > 0:21:30- Face it, you're a rubbish sailor. - I need to eat, I'm going to be late.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Late for what?- Sea trials. I'm going out on the boat this afternoon.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35RUMBLING NOISE
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- Stomach?- Thunder. I'd better carb up. Oooh!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Jam and fried egg! Magic!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45That's disgusting. You have heard of seasickness?
0:21:45 > 0:21:51- Never been seasick before.- And you been sailing how many times?- Once.
0:21:51 > 0:21:56On second thoughts, I need some chips to go with this.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- Maisy, is that you?- Oh, Ruby, I'm so glad to hear your voice!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- The door's locked! - Sherlock's arrived(!)
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Right, type 'great' into the keypad.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- Finally!- Are you OK? What happened? - It was Max's evil plan.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16There's another one of those locks on this side of the door,
0:22:16 > 0:22:21- isn't there, Darth Bunny? - Look at that!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Don't tell me you just shut it!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I didn't just shut it.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- I did really!- Oh, Ruby!
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Unbelievable.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Ruby said she'd help, then she disappears.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Not like you, good old Sam. - Yep, good old me.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Oh, hey, Jack. How was it?- Bit choppy. Wow, this place looks great.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Did you get seasick, then?- Yeah, but then I just stuck my head
0:22:46 > 0:22:48over the side and soon felt better.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Great. So, did you learn anything?- Yeah.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Don't be sick when you're facing into the wind.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00I haven't totally got my land legs back yet, so...
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I can't believe you locked us back in.
0:23:04 > 0:23:09Well, I can, actually, since you have the intelligence of a crab!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Listen! The party's started,
0:23:11 > 0:23:14and I promised Dani I'd help her organise everything!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Yeah, well you shouldn't have shut the door then, mega-mind!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Didn't Max give you any clue as to what the password is?
0:23:19 > 0:23:23He said it was something evil and twisted, but I've tried everything.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Evil and twisted...
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Don't bother, OK? If I can't do it, what chance have you got?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36But how... How did you do that?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Simple. I typed in 'Maisy'!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44So, what about that Ruby? I thought she wanted to be
0:23:44 > 0:23:47your best friend, and then she doesn't even show up.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Hey, Rubes! - Hi. Sorry I wasn't here to help.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54That's OK, Sam and I sorted it, but thanks for your help, anyway.
0:23:54 > 0:23:59Dani, listen. I made Ruby try to be your new best friend overnight.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- She did it for me.- So you're not really that in-your-face?
0:24:02 > 0:24:06No. I've told you a year's worth of secrets in, like, a day.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- I'd better hope I can trust you! - Your secrets are safe with me.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- All right, Spudcakes?- Mostly!
0:24:14 > 0:24:20Excuse me, everyone! Can I just have one moment of your time, and then...
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Shut up!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Right. Thanks for coming.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27As you all know, our old shipmate Jack is sailing off tomorrow.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Some say he should stick to the decks you play records on!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33WIND HOWLS
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Decks...
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Anyway, I know it'll be tough saying goodbye,
0:24:38 > 0:24:42but nothing lasts for ever, not even if you want it to.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46But when you have two choose between letting go of your dreams,
0:24:46 > 0:24:48and lying to your best friends...
0:24:48 > 0:24:51When your heart says one thing, and your head says another,
0:24:51 > 0:24:54and it's totally tearing you apart...
0:24:54 > 0:24:55It's so unfair!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01I'm sorry, it's just not cool.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Yay!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Er, excuse me, excuse me.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I have an announcement. I'm kind of...not going.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- What?- Yeah. I'm staying here. Woop!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18No you're not. We've thrown you a party, and everything.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Jack, is this because of me? - No, no, no.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24I jibbed when I should have jibed, or something,
0:25:24 > 0:25:25and the boat kind of capsized.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- So, you CAN go!- Sorry, can someone tell me what's going on? Go where?
0:25:29 > 0:25:33- No, Sam, don't.- Oh, well, I'm invisible, apparently.- OK, Dani.
0:25:33 > 0:25:38It's time I came clean. I had this chance to be a real astronaut, and...
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Woah!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Oh, it's all right, she's from NASA.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47I know it's over, but I'm not going to lie to my friends.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50It's not how I want to start my journey, not even into space.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- But thanks, anyway. - Integrity dilemma test, passed!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57You did the right thing, even when it was the hardest thing.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01That's what it takes to be an astronaut, sister! All tests passed.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04If you'd still like to join, we be honoured to have you!
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Everyone, I'm going to be a spacegirl!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Oh, that's brilliant, Sam! - Are you not mad?
0:26:13 > 0:26:14No, I'm sad that you leaving,
0:26:14 > 0:26:17I'm going to miss the pants off you, but I'm so proud!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21That's why Sam was making me your new old friend.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- But you're my new new friend.- And I tried to talk Jack out of going.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30- Jack?- Man overboard!- Come on, we've still got a party to have, for Sam!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Right. Let's blast this party off.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37- This is one small step for Sam, - one giant leap for Samkind!
0:26:37 > 0:26:43DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I can't believe Sam's leaving! What an episode!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- Haven't you forgotten something?- Was it my turn to put the rubbish out?
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- Intergalactic war? You squished a Fisbesian inspector?- Oh, yeah!
0:27:01 > 0:27:05- Well, maybe they've forgotten about it.- Hmmm! Hmmm! Hmmmmmmm!
0:27:05 > 0:27:09He says he made an unprovoked attack on his inspector.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Do you have anything to say for yourself?- Erm, sorry?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Bzzz! Bzzzzzz!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18He finds you rude, hostile and pointlessly aggressive.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- You're perfect for the job! Congratulations.- Oh.
0:27:24 > 0:27:29I've already got a job, bugface, and a very special workmate who would be
0:27:29 > 0:27:33a little bit lost without me, so buzz off, before I squash you too!
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Eeeeeee!
0:27:37 > 0:27:41- I'm starving.- Saved you some proper lunch in the kitchen.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- Last one in is a smelly old Fisbesian!- Me first! Me first!
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Oops, wrong spaceship!
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