Sayonara Sam

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05SHE SOBS

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Zark, why are you crying?

0:00:08 > 0:00:11Today's the day that Sam leaves Dani's House forever!

0:00:11 > 0:00:14We're never going to see her again!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16SHE SOBS

0:00:17 > 0:00:21Could you direct your crying elsewhere? That went in my mouth.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Actually, that's not bad.- Really?

0:00:26 > 0:00:30It's quite...spicy with a hint of lemon.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Cry some more.- But I feel better now.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Don't forget, once Sam's left Dani's House,

0:00:37 > 0:00:41she's gone forever and ever and ever.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Oh, why did you have to remind me?

0:00:44 > 0:00:47SHE SOBS

0:00:47 > 0:00:49To Sam!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, guys. Great to see you.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- My name is Dani and this is... - Her best friend, Sam!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Sam! As I was saying, my name's Dani

0:01:04 > 0:01:06- and this is... - Her other best friend, Jack!

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Stuffing his face, as usual. As I was saying, my name's Dani,

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- and this...- Is her brother, Max! - And his mate, Ben!- Go away!

0:01:14 > 0:01:19- Quiet! As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is...- ALL: Our house!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23- THEY ARGUE - Shh!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30That's the last of Sam's things.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33It'll be weird without her science stuff here.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36It was certainly weird with her science stuff in here.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39It just won't be the same without all the acid spillages,

0:01:39 > 0:01:44- weird smells and sudden explosions. Ow!- Be nice!- I'm always nice.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Just make sure you are. It's Sam's big day.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- I'm really going to miss her, you know?- Me, too.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Sam and I grew up together. I feel like I'm losing a foot.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Right. Cos like a foot, Sam smells of cheese.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59- What did I say?- I'm kidding! I'm nice, I'm super-nice, I'm...

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- I'm not going. - What do you mean you're not going?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I no longer want to become an astronaut.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Er, I made you this cake. That's a waste of four hours, isn't it?

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- I've decided to stay and keep things the same.- There's no time for this.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Your parents are taking you to the airport soon.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Well, I'd better hurry up and tell them I'm backing out.- No, you don't!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Dani!- Give it here!- I'm not joking, give me my phone.- Jack, help!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Sam, let go! - HORN TOOTS

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Dani, give me my phone. - You're making a mistake.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31It will be a mistake to be an astronaut.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35- You're only saying this cos you're nervous.- I'm not nervous!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Well, what's wrong? You've always wanted a big science job.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45..and argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,

0:02:45 > 0:02:50chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium!

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- What you doing?- Analysing the chemical composition of comfort food

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- to see why it makes you feel better. - Sounds good.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Today you're going to see some of the work we're doing with this,

0:03:00 > 0:03:02the large dugong collider.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07- Any questions?- Professor, Hi! - Hello.- Hi.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Sorry, did you just say the large dugong collider?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- That's right.- Only I thought it was a large hadron collider.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19This is the world's largest dugong accelerator.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22With this machine, we can accelerate dugongs

0:03:22 > 0:03:24to almost the speed of light.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Why would you want to do that? - So we can smash them together!

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Bang!

0:03:29 > 0:03:34- We think you need a reality check. - But how?- Psychometric testing!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I learnt loads of techniques at psychology summer camp

0:03:37 > 0:03:40that help you reconnect to everyday life.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I didn't understand most of that, Suzie, but it sounded good.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45A bit more complicated than that.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49Pheromones and related semiochemicals are transmitters...

0:03:49 > 0:03:51OK, don't get all sciencey on me.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- SMASHING GLASS - Sam?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56What? Nothing. What? Hello.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- I heard a muffled shriek.- It was probably just the wind or a bird.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Yes, or a bird in the wind, shrieking.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Can you smell burning? - Perhaps the bird's on fire.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- ALARM BLARES - Just do it, Jack, do it!

0:04:10 > 0:04:14SCREECHING VIOLIN / SHE SCREAMS

0:04:15 > 0:04:19I have split atoms, catalogued acids,

0:04:19 > 0:04:23and tested the effects of dance music on sausage dogs.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I need something new.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Was Einstein realistic?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32No. He was relative...istic!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34I made a physics joke!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38And they said it couldn't be done.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I just wish I didn't have to travel halfway across the world.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46I'll be so far away from you both.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, couldn't you just get a job closer to home?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52If I back out, I'll be labelled flaky and unreliable.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55No-one in the science community will want me.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59If that happens, couldn't you get a job doing something else?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Maybe I could be a DJ!- What? Sam!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05DANCE MUSIC

0:05:05 > 0:05:07What are you doing?

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Stop! Put the phones down slowly!

0:05:11 > 0:05:17And back away from the turntable. The competition is tough enough as it is.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Look, Sam, you've tried doing other stuff

0:05:19 > 0:05:21and it hasn't exactly worked out. Remember?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25You want to become a pop star.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28SHE WAILS OUT OF TUNE

0:05:34 > 0:05:37That's enough!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39That's enough!

0:05:41 > 0:05:46My dog's backside is more in tune than you. And he's not a well dog.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Cadets, ready!- Aren't you taking this a bit seriously?

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Do you want to win or not?- Yes, sir! - All right, then. Gear up!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- I called my mates in fashion. - You don't have mates in fashion.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04I do now. And I bagged some outfits that are totally cutting edge.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09How about sheggings? Leggings with shoes!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11To make a good PA takes organisation, focus,

0:06:11 > 0:06:14and an almost pathological attention to detail.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Someone who knows all your little likes and dislikes.- Aw, thanks.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21The jellyfish and mustard terrine

0:06:21 > 0:06:25was a perfect marriage between spice and fish.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29The bitterness of the chocolate complements the snail perfectly.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Simply wonderful. Two courses in I have to admit, I am impressed.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Can't wait to try the rose and carrot ice cream.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Or not.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43I'm just going to say it. Would you like to play the lead in my play?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46You want me to play the lead in Michael Come Home?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48- But it's a dog.- A dog lead.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52I wrote the part especially for you. Who else can do like Laika justice?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55One small step for man's best friend,

0:06:55 > 0:06:58one giant leap for dog-kind.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Down, Laika, down!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Dani, I'm still not feeling your raw emotion.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07This sequence explores Laika's hopes and dreams.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Let's take it from the top. - Not again!

0:07:14 > 0:07:18So, maybe those things didn't work out, but we had fun, didn't we?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21She's got a point. This place is way more fun than NASA.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23So is this what you've been worried about?

0:07:23 > 0:07:27- That training to be an astronaut won't be fun?- Not like it is here.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Think about all the laughs we've had, all the good times.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33I just don't think I'm ready to say goodbye to all that.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37HE LAUGHS

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Would you like to hear a poem about my inner pain?

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Oh, how was that? - THEY SQUEAL

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Come on.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- SHE SCREAMS - Very funny, Jack.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01THEY SCREAM

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Dani's House, yeah!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Whoa!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11CRASHING

0:08:14 > 0:08:16OK, swab.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Oh! That tickles!- Scalpel!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Ow! Ow!- Shh!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Suction.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33HE IMITATES SUCTION

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- I can't believe it! - THEY SCREAM

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Ouch!- Ow! - SHE SCREAMS

0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Yes! We caught him! - I'll just get the key. Agh!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- He likes my music! - THEY SCREAM

0:08:47 > 0:08:50THEY SCREAM

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- What did we get?- BOTH: We won!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Proves what you can do when you get off your backside and make a noise.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Ow! Ow!- Jack, that's not working! - ALL: Help!

0:09:00 > 0:09:06- Ooh, this looks like fun. Can I join in?- ALL: No!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Oh, excitement level's reaching critical.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18You know, we do seem to have an unhealthy amount of fun, don't we?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Hey, do you remember that list we made as kids,

0:09:20 > 0:09:23we worked out everything we want to do before we grow up.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Yep. I think I've just packed that. Hang on.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Ooh!- Here we go.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Sam's ambition list. There's only a few left.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37How do I know NASA right for me if I still have unfulfilled ambitions?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Sam, most of these things are already ticked off.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42There's only three things you haven't done.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- That's three too many.- Count yourself lucky. Look how many I got.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Cure world hunger. Grow a pair of wings.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Knit an island. Milk a cat? - A bloke has got to aim high.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00I've got an idea. If you're worried about becoming an astronaut

0:10:00 > 0:10:02before you've achieved your dreams,

0:10:02 > 0:10:05let's make your dreams happen before your parents arrive.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Dani, how exactly will we backpack across Australia,

0:10:08 > 0:10:10or enter a top TV science quiz?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- We've only got a few hours. - Just leave that to me and Jack.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16It's the least we can do after everything you've done for us.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Hello?- Sam. It's Dani.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24We had the heaviest snowfall in living memory, it's blowing a gale.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- I couldn't possibly leave my garden. - How's this for a nightmare?

0:10:27 > 0:10:31- I'm snowed in, with Max! - OK, don't panic. I'm on my way!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34You heard Granddad! He still thinks I'm a little girl.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36He's going to ruin this whole thing!

0:10:36 > 0:10:40I'll deal with him. I won't let him spoil your chances with Brandon.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Good luck!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45SHE GASPS

0:10:48 > 0:10:53- Nice look, by the way.- Thanks. I, er, dress like this all the time.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55You can't go in.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- Why not?- The den, it's...

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- ..dusty.- I like dust.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08Reminds me that we're all slowly decaying.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18BOTH: Whoa!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20All done!

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Is there anything wrong with my kissing? I want to look good on TV.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26So do you want to give me some pointers?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30And make eye contact.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34Lean in. Gently, she's not an ice lolly.

0:11:34 > 0:11:39Rotate your head 15, no, 16 degrees.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41And go for it!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Touchdown!- Yes!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Well, don't do that, obviously.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Now, first thing we require is... - This has got to stop!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56I'm not going to let you ruin Dani's chances of...

0:11:56 > 0:11:58You're either with us or against us, Sam.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Obviously, I'm against you.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03SHE SHRIEKS

0:12:03 > 0:12:07I've had it! I give up. I'm a failure and I'm useless!

0:12:07 > 0:12:10No, that's Jack. You're going to be fine.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Where are you taking me? - Just wait and see.

0:12:17 > 0:12:22- Oh! Oh! Oh!- Ambition number one, welcome to Australia!

0:12:22 > 0:12:26DIDGERIDOO PLAYS

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Oh, this is brilliant!

0:12:28 > 0:12:31G'day, mate! Check out me old boomerang!

0:12:32 > 0:12:37- SMASHING - Jack! You're such an idiot!

0:12:37 > 0:12:42Didgeri-don't get lippy with me, Sheila! I was only trying to help.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Jack! You're so clumsy sometimes.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48It wasn't me that propped up the fake Ayers Rock with cushions.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51I didn't think some big melon-head was going to lean on it!

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Anyway, it's not called Ayers Rock. It's called Uluru.- You're Uluru!

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- You're Uluru!- You're Uluru! What you calling me a melon-head for...

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Great! This is probably the last time I'm ever going to see them

0:13:01 > 0:13:06and they're arguing. No change there, then.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09No! Jack, do something!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11It's going to stain the dress! Get it off!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- What's this?- On the dress! It's the colour of most stains.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21- No! That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard.- Hello?

0:13:21 > 0:13:25It's her! She's found the coat and coming to wreak her twisted revenge.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- You better answer it.- In her sister's ripped, stained wedding dress?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- You answer it!- Hold on! I want nothing more to do with this.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Too late! You're my accomplice now, like it or not.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Hello!- Just a minute!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Do you have any idea how annoying you used to be?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43After ruining Sam's project and flushing my troll,

0:13:43 > 0:13:47you've turned up after all these years just to ruin my party!

0:13:47 > 0:13:50You couldn't bear that I had a boyfriend and you didn't!

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I could get a boyfriend tomorrow if I wanted!

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Yeah, like who? - Christopher Starling.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58The guy in your acting class who smells of cheese?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Maybe he smells better now. Maybe he smells more like cheesecake.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05You said for me to make you look like my favourite character.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07- And I really like Kung Fu Panda. - Star!

0:14:07 > 0:14:11I said make me look like your favourite movie star!

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Where's my nitrogen tank? - Why you asking me?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Cos who else would take it? You knew you wouldn't win otherwise,

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- you're microwaving chips!- Just because I don't use fancy chemicals

0:14:20 > 0:14:25- and a protractor to make my meal, doesn't make yours better.- It does.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Now give me back my nitrogen tank. - I can't cos I don't have it!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Give it back now!- I don't have it!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Maybe we'd all benefit if occasionally

0:14:34 > 0:14:36you dragged yourself away from a chemistry set

0:14:36 > 0:14:40and behaved less like a... well, like a geek!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42And when were you planning on telling me this?

0:14:42 > 0:14:47- After the party.- After I told people I was getting a record deal.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- I told you!- I can't believe you both knew about this!

0:14:50 > 0:14:52That's it, I'm giving up on my dreams.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55But you have to dream, Dani! I dream all the time.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Last night I dreamt I'd grown a beak.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Shut up and get out!

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Oh, you drive me so mad! - You drive me so mad!

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Another annoying thing about you. - What?

0:15:06 > 0:15:10- You never think of your own comebacks.- Get a load of this!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- That was fairly pathetic. - Oh, pathetic, was it?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Stop! This is not how I want to remember us.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Remember us? So you decided to go, then?

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Not yet. But what about my other ambitions?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23What about entering a top TV science quiz?

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- We're never going to achieve that in an afternoon.- Oh, really?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33You did all this for me?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36No, it's for our other friend who is a massive science freak.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Thanks.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:15:42 > 0:15:47Welcome to another edition of TV's top science quiz, Science Blast!

0:15:47 > 0:15:50# Science Blast

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Hello, contestants. First question for ten to the power of six points.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57What was the purpose of the Apollo 11 space mission?

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- To put humanity on the moon. - Correct. Question two.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Who was the second astronaut to descend on the lunar lander?- Oh! Oh!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Erm, thingy, erm, what's his name? Erm, Spaceman Bob!

0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'm sorry, I can't accept that.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Buzz Aldrin. - Correct again. Question three.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- What do the initials NASA stand for? - National Aeronautics and...

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Are all these questions going to be about NASA or space travel?

0:16:22 > 0:16:26- Er...- Is this just another way to convince me to go?- No.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Jack, what's the next question on your card?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Erm...

0:16:32 > 0:16:37What is...a wasp?

0:16:37 > 0:16:41This isn't helping. What's the point of taking part in a science quiz

0:16:41 > 0:16:43if I no longer even know if I want to be a scientist?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46We thought ticking things off your list would help.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48What about the things that aren't on my list?

0:16:48 > 0:16:52What about all the crazy adventures we have?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57EVIL LAUGHTER

0:16:57 > 0:16:59THEY SCREAM

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Help! His arm's stuck!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- SHE SCREAMS - Just go home, Jack.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16THEY SCREAM

0:17:19 > 0:17:22It's a bat!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Now do you still believe he isn't a vampire?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26THEY SCREAM

0:17:26 > 0:17:30OK, I believe you! My dance teacher is a vampire bat.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33And he just bit me on the nose. That's just peachy.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38- Hello, officer? I'm calling to report a murder.- BOTH: Murder?

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Dani, I think you're goat is... - On fire!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- No, I was going to say... - Your station's on fire!

0:17:43 > 0:17:46THEY SCREAM

0:17:46 > 0:17:49SMOKE ALARM BEEPS

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Make some noise, people! This trick is massive!

0:17:52 > 0:17:55HE BEATBOXES

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- The gnome scares me. - I just wanted to say...

0:18:06 > 0:18:10GOAT BLEATS BOTH: Aghhhh!

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Just the highlights. No boring stuff. I'll direct it.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Pacey, with crazy camera angles.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Fast, snazzy graphics. Sharp editing.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Whip pans. - What are whip pans?- Like this.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Will you take my hand?- Mm-hm. - SHE SCREAMS

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- That's my hand!- I just touched it!

0:18:29 > 0:18:34Oh! Jack! Jack! Sam's hand's fallen off! Call an ambulance!

0:18:34 > 0:18:37It's all right, I'll call an ambulance!

0:18:38 > 0:18:42Guys? Guys, cancel the plan! Abort! Abort now!

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Aristotle, my pet axolotl. - Your pet axo-what-l?

0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Axolotl.- Your pet axolotl? - Aristotle.- Died?

0:18:49 > 0:18:53- Hey! Did you get my message?- What message, my little apple strudel?

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Shall we take it from...

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Yes!

0:19:01 > 0:19:05L'eau de Man. The scent of the future.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07SHE SQUEALS

0:19:09 > 0:19:12That is for defacing my self-portrait in the art contest!

0:19:12 > 0:19:14HE SCREAMS

0:19:14 > 0:19:17DANCE MUSIC

0:19:20 > 0:19:25Man, this thing is warm. I'm wishing I'd left myself a bigger hole.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- High-five. Ow!- Sorry.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Hand-eye coordination's not really my strong suit.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34I can't turn my back on my friends.

0:19:34 > 0:19:39But astronaut training is everything your life's been building towards.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44I can't have everything. I can't go. I'd miss you all too much.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- CRASHING - Max, what was that?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Mind your own business!

0:19:50 > 0:19:54- I think I'll even miss Max and Ben. - Are you sure about that?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- THEY GASP - I see you are my babysitters.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Think of us as your new best friends.- If you were my friends,

0:20:04 > 0:20:09- I wouldn't have asked Ben to glue your feet to the floor.- Hello there.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- We're always up to something. - Max, come back here.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Ooh.

0:20:18 > 0:20:23OK, but you will put the room back the way you found it, won't you?

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Do I look like a mug? And if you could save me a job

0:20:27 > 0:20:30and slam the door in your face on the way out...

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Behold us! - What are you supposed to be?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37I'm Benergiser, the embodiment of ultimate evil!

0:20:37 > 0:20:40And I'm Maximum Destruction!

0:20:40 > 0:20:44We're so evil, we make Voldemort look like a roll of lavatory tissue!

0:20:44 > 0:20:48I've got someone important coming round. I don't need embarrassing.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Sorry, Dani.- Evil! - Oh. Sorry, Max. I mean...

0:20:51 > 0:20:53I'm not sorry! I'm evil!

0:20:53 > 0:20:58I'm so evil, I make the Green Goblin look like a pastry chef!

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Wah-wah-wah! I'm Dani. I think I'm great.

0:21:02 > 0:21:07Look at me, everyone. I'm a big, stinky, show-offy actor.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, blast-off!

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Max? Are you holding my hand?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Maybe a little.- What a loser!

0:21:21 > 0:21:25BOTH: We hate you! We hate you! We hate you!

0:21:26 > 0:21:29OK, what have you done with her?

0:21:29 > 0:21:34Ah, Jack. We've been expecting you.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Ohh! Stop, stop, please!

0:21:36 > 0:21:41Say hello to Maximum Destruction!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43And Fluffy Bunny Boy!

0:21:43 > 0:21:47- I need you to ruin one of my schemes.- What?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Ow! Ow!

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Ow! Oh, and another ow.

0:21:53 > 0:21:58Welcome to my world of mystery and intrigue, Samantha.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01DOOR CREAKS

0:22:01 > 0:22:04THUNDER BOOMS

0:22:06 > 0:22:09EVIL LAUGHTER

0:22:12 > 0:22:15I don't even know why we're laughing.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19So you're going to miss Max and Ben, are you?

0:22:19 > 0:22:22OK, maybe I won't miss those two.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Look, can I have my phone back now please, Dani?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I'm calling NASA to tell them I'm not coming.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Wait a sec. What was the last one?

0:22:34 > 0:22:38- The last what?- Well, Dani said you had three ambitions left, right?

0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Australia, the science quiz, what was the other one?- Tell him, Sam.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Well, what is it?

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Becoming an astronaut.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Ah".

0:22:52 > 0:22:56CAR HORN BEEPS That's your mum and dad.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58So, what's it going to be, Sam?

0:22:58 > 0:23:03Follow your dream or stay here and keep things exactly as they are?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Choosing between my friends and my future?

0:23:06 > 0:23:10It's like deciding whether I prefer protons or neutrons.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13We've been best friends forever.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Dani, what do you want to be when you grow up?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22I'm going to be a famous actress.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25I'm going to be a particle fizzilist.

0:23:25 > 0:23:30- Out of the way, smellies! - Hey! We were here first!

0:23:31 > 0:23:35- I'm sorry I called you a geek.- I'm sorry for everything I said to you.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38And Jack, I'm sorry. You're not dumb.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40HE GROANS

0:23:40 > 0:23:44- Is that a doily? - Mr Amazing is on his way over.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48Mr Amazing? The actual superhero with the power to stop time?

0:23:48 > 0:23:52No, Mr Amazing, the guy Dani's fallen in love with.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Ooh, falling in love with a superhero.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58You do realise the bad guys will try and kidnap you, right?

0:23:58 > 0:24:00I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03No, I'm sorry. I did go a bit AWOL.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06I swear I'll never let a guy become more important than my friends.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10- It's good to have my bestest friend back.- BOTH: Squeeze!

0:24:10 > 0:24:14They said thanks for coming and everything, but I got the part.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Never mind, there'll be other auditions.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Wait. Did you say...- I got the part!

0:24:20 > 0:24:24- THEY SQUEAL - Oh, oh!

0:24:24 > 0:24:27I'm going to be in a movie with Belle Charlotte!

0:24:27 > 0:24:30THEY SQUEAL

0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Will you remember us when you're famous?- Sorry, who are you again?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Oh, oh... SHE LAUGHS

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Ow!- Yeah?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Oh! All right, come on!

0:24:43 > 0:24:46You've made me realise what friendship is all about,

0:24:46 > 0:24:50- so I'm going to be in your play. Woof-woof.- Thank you!

0:24:50 > 0:24:54- Curtains go up at seven! - Looking forward to it.- Break a leg.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58- These idiots are my friends! - And some of us aren't even idiots.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02- Some of us aren't even her friends. - Some of us are just happy to be here.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Guys, I've decided. It's time to say goodbye.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19- Any chance a mildly good-looking DJ could get a hug, too?- Always.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26So what made you finally change your mind?

0:25:26 > 0:25:30I've decided that whether I'm in outer space or just up the road,

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- we're going to be friends no matter what.- Well, duh! Ow!

0:25:33 > 0:25:36- I said it in a nice way. - He's right, though.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38We've been through so much.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41I'm sure our friendship can survive a tiny little thing

0:25:41 > 0:25:45- like you flying off to America to become an astronaut.- Precisely.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48After all, change is a fundamental concept of the universe.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- It should be embraced, not feared. - Mm. I don't know what that means,

0:25:51 > 0:25:55but it's exactly what I was thinking. CAR HORN BEEPS

0:25:57 > 0:26:01- So, this is it.- This is it.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05I'll call you as soon as I get to America.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08I'll email you every day, I promise.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12And I'll think of you occasionally. If I've got nothing better to do.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Ow! Enough with the kicking! I don't mean it.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- So...- So...

0:26:21 > 0:26:25- So...- Bye, guys.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Bye, Sam.- Bye, then.

0:26:30 > 0:26:34# I know, I know when I compliment her, she won't believe me

0:26:34 > 0:26:37# And it's so, it's so sad to think...

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Forgot my list! Got to run! Bye!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43# Do I look OK, I say

0:26:43 > 0:26:47Again? How many times has a person got to say goodbye?

0:26:47 > 0:26:50You're my best friends.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54OK?

0:26:54 > 0:26:58# Cos you're amazing

0:26:58 > 0:27:01I really hope being an astronaut works out for her.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03I think she's going to go far.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06# And when you smile

0:27:08 > 0:27:12- "Houston to Sam. Houston to Sam." - "Sam to Houston."

0:27:12 > 0:27:15"Can you confirm that the air is breathable? Over."

0:27:15 > 0:27:19- "Affirmative." - "You may open your visor."

0:27:23 > 0:27:25I'm here!

0:27:26 > 0:27:29This is one small step for Sam,

0:27:29 > 0:27:32one giant leap for...

0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Hello there!- Hiya.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41Er...have we met before?

0:27:42 > 0:27:46- Are we in space? - THEY SCREAM

0:27:47 > 0:27:49BOTH: Erm...

0:27:53 > 0:27:58# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

0:27:58 > 0:28:01# Let's lift these chains

0:28:01 > 0:28:06# Let's ride this wave right out to sea...

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