0:00:02 > 0:00:04"Sick of being pushed around?
0:00:04 > 0:00:07"Grow a spine, shell, impressive mandibles,
0:00:07 > 0:00:11"depending on your species, with our amazing Confidence Ray."
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Honestly, who falls for this kind of rubbish?
0:00:13 > 0:00:16So, what do you think of my new Confidence Ray?
0:00:16 > 0:00:19You know, having no confidence is nature's way of telling you
0:00:19 > 0:00:20you're a wimp.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Yeah, you're right. No! I'm sick of being pushed around!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Oh!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Coordinator! How you doing?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38So, don't you just love what I've done with my new antennas?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Er, yeah.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45And what do you think of my new six-pack, by the way?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Or should I say, my new 24-pack!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Yeah, it's great.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- What do you say we get this show on the road?- What show?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Dani's House, of course!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey, guys! My name's Dani, and this...
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Is her best friend, Jack!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Thanks. My name's Dani, and this...
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Is her brother, Max!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08And his best friend, Ben!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this...
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Is her friend, Ruby!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13And I'm her sister, Maisy!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15And I'm Dani, and this is the brilliant...
0:01:15 > 0:01:16ALL: Our house!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18ALL ARGUE
0:01:18 > 0:01:19RUBY WHISTLES
0:01:28 > 0:01:29I'll get it!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Woah, expecting someone?- Maybe.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Prepare to be impressed.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- By Jack?- Oh!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I have this effect on people.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Just sign here, here,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45and initials there.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47It's just boring legal stuff, like if you tell anyone
0:01:47 > 0:01:50about my new invention, you agree to be boiled in oil, blah, blah, blah.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51What new invention?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55The world's very first House-nav.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- House-nav?- Mmm. Go on, try it.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00But I already know the way around my house.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Ah, but what if you're in the dark, and it's someone else's house?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Say if you were...
0:02:04 > 0:02:05A burglar?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12MACHINE: 'Go forward two metres.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16'Not that far. Walk backwards.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20'Actually, moonwalk backwards.'
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Huh?- 'Just do it!'- Fine!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27'Stop. Careful of the hidden alarm.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28'Call yourself a burglar?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30'Dear, oh dear.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32'That's better.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Now, lift the painting.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- 'You have arrived at your destination, safe.'- Bingo!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- OTHER MACHINE:- 'Turn left.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47'Continue for three metres. You have arrived at criminal.'
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Like it? It's my new You're Nicked-nav.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- 'You're nicked, sunshine.' - What she says.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Raaah!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Aaaaagh! Aaaaagh!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Ugh, that's horrible! You really scared me!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Then my work here is done!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Sorry. I just picked her up from a make-a-mask party.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17All the other girls made fairy and princess masks.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Yeah, losers!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I need a fresh top!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Oh, that's really good.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24If that's the word.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26KNOCK AT DOOR
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Oh!- Aaaah!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Oh! Please, put that away! Masks really freak me out.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36What do you think you're doing? Hi, hi! Sorry about her!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Hiya. You new around here?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Use this handy house-nav to find your way.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Living room.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44MACHINE: 'Go down the corridor.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47'In two metres, turn right.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50'You have arrived at your destination, bathroom.'
0:03:50 > 0:03:53What? No! Stupid thing!
0:03:54 > 0:04:00Hey, everyone. This is Sandy. She's...my new girlfriend!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Hi.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Oh, wow! Hi, I'm Ruby.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09And this is Jack.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Hi, great to meet you.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12And Dani.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Dani?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Erm, hi!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19So, how long have you known each other?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh, I've had my eye on Ken for ages.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Erm, it's Ben.- Oh, what am I like?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Lol, sorry!- Erm, maybe you guys could give us some space?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Yeah, sure, no problem!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Dani?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Dani!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37They're my older friends. DJs, actors.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38I roll with a pretty cool crowd!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41You were a bit off in there.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Just get a bad feeling about her, that's all.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46That makes sense, seeing as you met her for a whole five seconds!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- She called him Ken.- So? Big deal! Just because she goofed up his name?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- I don't call you Mack, do I? Or Muby.- I hope not!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58OK, what shall we do? I could show you my dungball collection.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Your what?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Little balls made by dung beetles.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- They're fascinating and beautiful. - No thanks.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Let's get to know each other. What's your favourite letter? Mine's M.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Why don't you sit down? - Yes, I adore sitting.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I often sit when I'm not standing or lying down.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Come over here, I don't bite.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- What's that?- My MP3 player.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Mind if I borrow it? Get to know what sounds you're into?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Go ahead. I mean, you're my girlfriend. What's mine's yours.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Hey, have a dungball, too! - No, you're OK, thanks.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38PHONE RINGS
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Oh, sorry, I've got to nip out.- Oh.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Don't worry, I'll be back.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Raaaah!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Hey, nice mask! Did you make it yourself?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Why aren't you scared? Everyone else was.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Yeah, but I'm the king of not being scared.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yep, I've seen many, many horror films,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01some even with the sound up.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I could scare you, easy-peasy!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05No chance!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I've seen Night Of The Poodle People in 3D gore-ovision,
0:06:08 > 0:06:09and I fell asleep.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12OK, then bet me. I can scare you by the end of the day.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Scare me?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Make you scream like a little girl.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17No way, Jose!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19If I win, you have to take me out to Supershakes.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20And if I win?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- You get nothing. - Fair enough.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I'll never wash my cheek again!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35That's it!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Oh, can't wait to grill Ben about Sandy.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh, give the guy some breathing room, OK?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46He probably doesn't want to make a big deal.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Stand back, guy with girlfriend coming through!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- What do you think? I had it printed! - Why not just hire a billboard?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Good idea. How much are they?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57So, how did you meet Sandy?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59She just walked up and asked me to be her boyfriend.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Aw!- Whoa, whoa.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- She asked you?- Yeah.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06She must have seen me and thought, "Wow, he is uber-hot!"
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Ha, ha, yeah, right(!)
0:07:09 > 0:07:12I mean, yeah, right.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Ben was just telling us about Sandy.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16She doesn't say much, does she?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18And isn't she a bit old for you, and tall?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Well, I like her, OK?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- What is wrong with you? - I've twigged why she creeps me out.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I knew her brother at school.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32I'm really sorry, I've forgotten my lunch money!
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Mum said I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached to my neck, and...
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Shut it, you worm!
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Now, hand it over, or you're in the bin!
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Any questions?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Yeah. Why have you got a dead caterpillar on your top lip?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I'll just get in the bin now, shall I?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Yep. OK.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57He was really horrible. He had this moustache like a bog brush.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Yeah, and?- And he was a right bully!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01That doesn't make Sandy one.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Yeah, you can't tar her with the same bog brush.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Yeah, but she's just like him. Dead behind the eyes like a shark.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Take it easy! So, you had a bad time with her brother.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Yeah, if that was her brother. - He is.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15And that's making you see the worst in her, but it's not her fault.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Yeah. If Dracula had a younger sister,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19that wouldn't necessarily make her a neck-muncher.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- I think you should say sorry to Ben. - DANI SIGHS
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Cup of tea?- Oh, yeah.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34PHONE BEEPS
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Aaaah!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Aaagh!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Flashing eyes are a nice touch.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Ruby, you ruined everything!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Sorry, but I didn't expect Voldemort to pop out the mug cupboard!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50It would have scared you, admit it.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Nope! You're going to have to do a lot better than that.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55OK, I give up. Do you want a biscuit?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Look, I know every trick in the book.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03For instance, whatever's in that biscuit tin, it ain't biscuits.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh, my apologies.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Mmm, delicious.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Aaah!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Hi.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Look, I'm sorry if I've been a bit off about Mandy.- Sandy!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Yeah, Sandy, sorry.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27But, I feel like your big sister, and I should look out for you more.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'm a man of the world. I don't need looking after.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Yeah, if that world was Pluto.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34So, what do you think of her, anyway? Isn't she ace?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Well, Ruby said that you didn't even know her before she asked you out.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38How would I know her? She's a girl!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Don't take this the wrong way.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm just a bit worried it's not just your great looks
0:09:43 > 0:09:46and brilliant dress sense that's attracting her.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Well, what else could it be?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Oh, my charisma!- I just don't want her taking advantage of you.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Ben, I knew her brother at school. He used to bin me at break time!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58You're just jealous! Sandy's the best thing that ever happened to me,
0:09:58 > 0:10:01including when Brian Cox signed my helium atom.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Look, she'll have everything off you.- Max was right.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- You're the worst big sister ever! - I'm just trying to look out for you!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I can still see his moth-eaten moustache!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Leave us alone! I don't want you anywhere near her!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15DOORBELL RINGS
0:10:18 > 0:10:19- Oh, hiya!- Hi. Is Ben in?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Yeah, sure. - He'll be down in a sec.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Just enough time to have a nice girly chat.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- So, have you got an older brother about my age?- Yeah.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Went to your school?- Yeah.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Has a moustache like a plucked eyebrow?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- That's him. You know him? - Er, no.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Wait, I do know you from somewhere.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35No, I don't think so.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37You're in that McHurties, aren't you?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Oh, yeah, that's me. Guilty as charged!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Right. That show's rubbish.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46So, tell me about you and Ben. When did you first meet?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Well, I saw him and his little nerdy friends, and I thought,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52"Oh, he could use someone like me to lighten up his little life."
0:10:52 > 0:10:54So you asked him and he said yes?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Said yes? He nearly bit my arm off.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57So, what do you actually like about Ben?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00He's loyal, dependable.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Always pleased to see me.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03What, like a pet dog?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Yeah. I mean, no. I mean...
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Oh, hi, Ben.- Hi, Sandy. - I was just having a chat with Dani.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13She's really busy, she's got loads to do, haven't you?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15No, I've done it all.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I brought over my maths, chemistry, and my history.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Hang on a minute. Why?- I said I'd help with her homework, that's why.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Now if you don't mind?
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Ahem!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31MACHINE: 'You have arrived at bathroom.'
0:11:31 > 0:11:33No! Stupid thing!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Does this look like the bathroom to you? Where's the sink? The bath?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40The bath toy with the freaky monster head?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Wow, Franken-duck!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Maisy left it in the loo to scare you, but she got me instead,
0:11:44 > 0:11:45so I want you to lose this silly bet.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47No way! My reputation's on the line here.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50You've really got that much self-esteem invested
0:11:50 > 0:11:51in being no-scare King?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Yeah. I'm going to win easy. She's rubbish at scaring.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- She's a little girl. - Why do you care, anyway?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Because she keeps scaring me! Just lose the bet, all right?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Sorry, but no can do.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Well, you leave me no choice.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Aaaah, Maisy!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:16 > 0:12:17You've got a good eye!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20When a dung beetle gets its claws into one like that, it won't let go.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Mmm, who does that remind me of?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Sometimes, another dung beetle will try and steal it off them.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Mmm, who does that remind you... Ow!
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Look at this. My baby.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30That's a caterpillar, by the way.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Not something that's just crawled off your brother's face.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Dani!- OK, OK.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- It's a really awesome game. - I know!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40So, you're borrowing his games console, now, are you?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Trust me, you'll never see that again.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44SANDY CRIES
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Actually, she was giving it back.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Sandy! Sandy! Wait!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- You happy now?- You're unbelievable.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Just because she might be related to someone who teased you years ago!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57He didn't tease me. He made my life a living nightmare.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59And you can't see what's in front of you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I don't think we're the ones with the problem seeing.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04And I'm not sure it's Sandy who's being the bully here.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Maybe they're right. I'm being unfair.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Should at least give her a chance.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Dani's got it all wrong. Sandy's a bit too shy, if anything.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19She needs some of this.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23That's better. What was I saying?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Ah! I'm brilliant.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26And I hate bullying!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Don't you think you've had enough of that?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it!
0:13:31 > 0:13:35When I'm President of the universe, I shall ban bullying.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37If there were no more bullies,
0:13:37 > 0:13:39where would you find judges for TV talent shows?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42You really are insignificant, aren't you?
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Well, at least I'm modest.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Well, you've got a lot to be modest about.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47- But...- Quiet!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Time to get back to Dani's House,
0:13:49 > 0:13:51the only thing that's as brilliant as I am!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Sandy, look. I'm sorry if I upset you.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yeah, you shouldn't upset me.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Wouldn't want to wind up in a bin again.- What?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I called my brother. He remembers you.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12So why don't you leave me and Ben alone?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14I was right. You are a bully.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16I'm so much cleverer than that.
0:14:16 > 0:14:21Bullying is so last year, but in your case, I could make an exception.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Sandy, is Dani bothering you? - Be a good girl, eh?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Oh! Flashbacks to break time!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Hello?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51OK, if you want to scare Jack, you have to get serious. Think!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Zombies!
0:14:53 > 0:14:57He's seen over 99 zombie movies.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Ghouls.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02His bedside lamp's a ghoul, so zero chance.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Werewolves.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Yawn! Think outside the box.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Hmmm.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12A coffin filled with huge lizards.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Instead of scales, think fur.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Instead of big, think small.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Instead of scary, think cute.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22A bunny!
0:15:22 > 0:15:23A bunny?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Vampire bunny.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Professor Van Helsing! An unspeakable evil stalks our land!
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Fetch my stake here! Once again, the Prince of the Undead is risen!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Oh, no. It's not him!
0:15:43 > 0:15:44I see.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47The bride of Dracula, luring the unwary to their doom!
0:15:47 > 0:15:48It's not them, either!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51The deadly vampire bats, then.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Scourge of the skies!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Worse! It's, it's...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57a bunny!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59For goodness' sakes!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Honestly! They ate all my lettuces.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- What if they turn into vampires, too?- Vampire lettuces?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06It could make for a very nasty salad.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Get out!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oh, don't open the door!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I'm not! The window will be good enough for you.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Oh! Aaaah! Aaaaargh!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Ow! Aaah! Aaaaah!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I did try to warn you!
0:16:24 > 0:16:28I don't believe it! She's got loads of other boyfriends!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30That's not normal! Is it?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32No, that's just greedy.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35"Harry. Likes car racing. Pet called Lewis Hamsterton."
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Harry's in my class!
0:16:37 > 0:16:38What does she say about me?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40No, Ben, don't!
0:16:40 > 0:16:45"Ben. Beetle poo collection. Favourite letter M. Pushover."
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Pushover?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Oh, I'm sorry, Ben. It's a scam.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- It's a lot less hassle than binning someone.- She's binned my heart!
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Oh, Ben!
0:16:54 > 0:16:58And I'm sorry, Dani, we were so hard on you. You were right about her.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Mm-hmm. Next time you're being unreasonable, I'm on your side.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Thanks, Jack.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- So, what do I do now? - Give her the boot!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I don't want to hurt her feelings. I've never split up with anyone.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12This is where we come in. Between us, we've got a lot of experience.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Tragically, she's right.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Just say something like, "Sandy, it's not you, it's me."
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Or, "Can't we just be friends?"
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- I've heard that one a few times. - Mm-hmm.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Or, "From the waist down, I have the body of a fish."
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Yeah, I've never heard that one.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26And remember, stick to your guns,
0:17:26 > 0:17:27even if she turns on the old waterworks.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Some people will say or do anything.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Even threaten to hold their breath till they turn blue.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Wow, really?- Mm-hmm. Didn't work, though. She still dumped me.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Oh, hiya, Benji. Just the two of us, eh? None of your nosy mates?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Erm, Sandy. I've got this problem.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Stuck on my homework? I thought you were a little brainbox.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57No, it's not that.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Can we be just friends?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01What are you talking about? We are.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03No, I mean, with other people.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- It's not me, it's you. - What is?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- I'm a fish from the waist down!- Eh?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11OK, I think we should split up, if that's OK.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Split up?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I'm sorry. It was nice of you to ask me out, and everything, but...
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Stick to your guns!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20One day we'll look back on this and laugh!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Listen, you little worm! No-one dumps me!
0:18:23 > 0:18:24You have to respect my feelings.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26What about my feelings? You've hurt them.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Time is a great healer.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29I'm the best thing that happened to you!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31That's a matter of opinion.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33You've forced me into this. The breakfast torture.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35That sounds bad, what is it?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36You'll find out.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I am your worst nightmare come true!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Ha-ha-ha!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Oh, you're so cute!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Oh, hello, little bunny! - I hate you!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Don't get so stressed.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Would it help if I stroked your ears?- No!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I told you. I'm the king of not being scared.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07You're the king of stupid!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Hang on, I'll get you a carrot to nibble.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20What is that?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Isn't it obvious? A toast necklace.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25It's to go with the sausage hat that Sandy made me wear
0:19:25 > 0:19:28for trying to split up with her. It's her breakfast torture.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Jack!- Mmm?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Oh, sorry.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Don't worry, we'll help you, mate.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37No. I don't need your help. This is my problem.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41This has got to stop.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Oh, Ruby and I could do good cop, bad cop routine on her.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Good cop, bad cop? How does that work?
0:19:46 > 0:19:47One of us threatens her,
0:19:47 > 0:19:49and the other one pretends to be on her side.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Nice. So, what cop am I?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53You can be the cop at the police station eating doughnuts.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Come on, Rubes.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I can do better than a boring old cop!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oooh, doughnuts!
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Sandy!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Crisps?- Sweetie?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Cup of tea?- Oooh, back rub?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Could you just give us a second?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yeah, erm, I'm meant to be the good cop.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Oh, sorry, I thought I was. - It's OK.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22OK, Sandy. We know what your game is. You're bullying Ben!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24What are you talking about? I didn't touch him.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26You gave him a toast necklace.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29He did it himself. He's mad about toast.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Anyway, you've got no proof.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Ha! We've got this.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34You stole my boyfriend book!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Mmm. And we're going to call every single one of them
0:20:36 > 0:20:38and tell them everything.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39How'd you like them apples?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42OK, that's enough. Why don't you go and cool down?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Sandy, it doesn't have to be this way. I can call Ruby off.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- I just need one thing in return. - Like what?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Split up with Ben and give him his stuff back.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53OK, then.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58Really? See, I knew you weren't so bad! Unlike your bumfluff brother.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Oh, it's OK, she's going to dump Ben.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Ah, super! You can have your book back, then.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Please tell me you didn't just do that.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08I'm warning you, my friend knows karate.
0:21:08 > 0:21:14- What are you doing? Get off me! - Ow!- Do something!- You do something!
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Losers!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Aaaah!- Let us out!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Sandy, wait! What about your back rub?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Well, she's cleverer than she looks. - Unlike me!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Well, it's up to Jack now.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30You never know, he might come up with something.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Hold it right there! I am SuperJack.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I stand up for the downtrodden everywhere.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Who are you meant to be? - Oh, a superhero called SuperJack.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Oh, what's your superpower? Invincible stupidity?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Now what? We're all trapped.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Oh, hang on! Maisy's still out there! Maybe she can...
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Hi. Am I late?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Great. Now Ben's on his own with girlfriendzilla.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Fan harder, nerd boy.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Must I wear these bacon earrings? - That's right.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Your big friends aren't here to help you now.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09What have you done with them?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12That's for me to know. Now go and make me my lunch.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Aaah!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15And get rid of that nasty thing!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Jack, why don't you use your gadget? You know, the house-nav thing.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Maybe it can nav us out of here. - No chance. It's rubbish!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- It thinks every room's the bathroom. - Well, it's worth a try.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- What have we got to lose?- OK.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Living room.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41- MACHINE:- 'Open closet door.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44'In three metres, living room will be on your right.'
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Brilliant(!)
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Closet door locked.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49'Recalculating route.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51'Lift small trapdoor at rear of cupboard.'
0:22:51 > 0:22:54That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever...
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Guys. House-nav was right.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58There is a trapdoor.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01If this was a horror movie,
0:23:01 > 0:23:03then this is when the scary music would kick in.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06SCARY MUSIC
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I'll explain the rest when you get here.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16And can you call Toby, Martin and Mikey?
0:23:16 > 0:23:17What are you doing?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I see I'm going to have to teach you a lesson.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25- Where's the wheelie bin?- Why? Do you have something to throw away?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Oh!
0:23:31 > 0:23:32MACHINE: 'Squeeze for five metres
0:23:32 > 0:23:35'through claustrophobic gap between walls.'
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Er, guys, are we sure this is a good idea?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I mean, no offence, Jack,
0:23:39 > 0:23:42but the House-nav's always been kind of, well, rubbish.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Sssh.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Don't listen to her, House-nav. Come on.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Only you can save us now.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Hope we make it in time to save Ben. She's going to eat him alive!
0:23:52 > 0:23:57What about us? One day they'll find our bleached bones in this wall!
0:23:57 > 0:24:01MACHINE: 'Now drop down into old ventilation shaft full of spiders.'
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Hey, nerd boy, where's my lunch?
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Hi. Sorry to keep you waiting.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12What do you think you're doing? Take that thing off. It's really creepy.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Hi, sorry to keep you waiting.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- What? - Sorry to keep you waiting.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19OK, very funny. Which one of you is Ben?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- I'm Ben.- Me too. - I'm going to get all of you.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25You won't be so brave when it's just me, you and a cold slushie.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28ALL: We're all your boyfriends, and we're reporting you to the teacher.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29You don't have any proof!
0:24:31 > 0:24:34OK, where's the real one?
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Aaah! Aaaah!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- FLOORBOARDS CREAK - Aaaah!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- BANGING - Aaaah!
0:24:50 > 0:24:51I don't like it!
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Er, guys, I think we've been here before.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Yeah, we passed that family of mice 10 minutes ago.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Aaaah!
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Sorry, just trying to scare Jack.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Yeah, nice try, pipsqueak.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07You're going to have to try harder than that.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Stupid, stupid, stupid machine!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13This isn't the living room! It's a dead-end.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16You're not just rubbish, you're completely rubbish!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Now we're stuck in here. Right, you're getting it!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22GRUNTING AND BANGING
0:25:30 > 0:25:32MACHINE: 'You have reached your destination.'
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- Ben, are you all right? - Where's Sandy?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Did she do awful things to you? - She's gone.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43I don't think she'll be bothering any of us again.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47- How did you do it? Did you get help? - No, it was just me.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49But there were lots of me.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I'm sorry for what I said about you being the worst big sister, Dani.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- I'm glad you're looking out for me. Thanks.- Oh, that's OK.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Hope you're not too sad about your ex-bullyfriend.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Nah. I'm sure, one day, I'll find someone nice to go out with.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10So, tell us again, what was her brother's moustache like?
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Oh, honestly, it was vile.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14All droopy and furry, as if it was about to crawl off by itself.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Aaah, the moustache! It's come for me!
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Yes!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21You scared the king of not being scared!
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Hey, is that my caterpillar?
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Oh, come here, my baby. It's OK.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26I don't believe it.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Supershakes, here I come!
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- Cheers.- ALL: Cheers.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Oh! Another enjoyable episode!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40I wouldn't like to meet that vampire bunny in a dark spaceship, though.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44I'm off to a ball with the Prince of the universe!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49And I want this place to be tidy by the time I...
0:26:50 > 0:26:51By the time I...
0:26:55 > 0:26:56What am I doing?
0:26:56 > 0:27:00I can't dance. And what am I going to say to His Highness?
0:27:00 > 0:27:04"Warning. Overuse of ray can lead to massive loss of confidence,
0:27:04 > 0:27:07"and, where applicable, mandible malfunction."
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Oh, dear.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I'm utterly worthless.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Oh, no you're not.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Well, not utterly.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Here, take this.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Give me that dress! I'm off to the ball!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I hope the Prince can keep up with my stunning dance moves!
0:27:29 > 0:27:32CRASH!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- You all right?- Ow!
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd