0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ah! Ah!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Ah! Ah!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Oh, Coordinator Zark. I have the most awful news.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15I...
0:00:16 > 0:00:20- ..lost the remote control for the console.- Ah!
0:00:20 > 0:00:21But Dani's House is about to start.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24We can't watch it without the remote.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Which is why we need to find it ASAP.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Where did you last see it?- Erm.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31I was playing Grand Theft Portal, made a snack,
0:00:31 > 0:00:35played a bit more, had a nap, and when I woke up, it was gone.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Are you sure you didn't eat the remote?
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Oh, don't be ridiculous. It's more likely to be somewhere here. Ah.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Ah, ah, ah.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47And if you weren't so messy, I'd probably have already found it!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Don't blame me, you're the one... - Argue later.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Right now,
0:00:50 > 0:00:54we need to get to the bottom of the mystery of the missing control.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Get to the bottom is right.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Ah!
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Yey!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Hey, guys, my name's Dani and this...- Is her best friend Jack.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- Thanks. My name's Dani and this... - Is her brother Max.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- And his best friend Ben.- As I was saying, my name's Dani and this...
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Is her friend Ruby. - And I'm her sister Maisy.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28And I'm Dani and this is the brilliant...
0:01:28 > 0:01:31ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:01:31 > 0:01:33WHISTLE BLOWS
0:01:39 > 0:01:41OK.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45"Operation Anniversary Dinner To Do List. Number One."
0:01:45 > 0:01:50- How about make dinner?- Invite Alex. - Well, durr, I've already done that.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- What about a present? - Well, that's one thing I have done.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Ow.- I keep telling you, Dani, it's dodge ball,
0:01:58 > 0:02:00not hit your head ball.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01What are you doing here?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I thought you were annoying your friend Sally.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07I don't like Sally anymore. She spits when she talks.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Do you know how many germs there are in saliva?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Fine. If you stay here, you need to keep out of our way.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Dani's got a big night plan. - Really big
0:02:13 > 0:02:16and I was just about to show you the piece de resistance.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Dani!- Alex.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Ow.- Are you OK?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- What are you doing here?- Well, I came to see if you needed any help.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I should have brought my helmet.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Sorry. That is the last injury that you're going to get
0:02:28 > 0:02:31cos this anniversary will be disaster-free and that's a promise.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- You sure?- Absolutely. Everything is going great, apart from you.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39I mean, you shouldn't be here cos I've got loads to do. So...
0:02:39 > 0:02:42OK, then. I can't wait to give your present, it's epic.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- You're going to be so chuffed. - Great, bye.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Oh, well, that was a close call. Now, where was I?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Ow.- About to come and play dodge ball with me in the park?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Nice try, but I've got to focus entirely on... Oh.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Wrestling Frogs is on. - Ah, da-da-da.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01You were going to tell us about his present.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Oh, yeah, thank you. Note to self, do not get distracted.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09OK, I bought Alex the most amazing gift ever.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- # Ta-da. # I present Alex's present. - Er, how lovely(!)
0:03:13 > 0:03:16You got him an old, manky, football shirt.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Vintage Arsenal home strip, much sought-after by us Arsenal fans.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Impressive.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23It may not look like much, but it's Alex's favourite.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24It belonged to his grandad,
0:03:24 > 0:03:27it's got his name and lucky number on the back.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- I'll show you. - Er, look, I've seen enough.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Clearly, having a boyfriend is a bad idea,
0:03:31 > 0:03:35cos since you've got one, you've become more boring than baby food.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- As I was saying... - Hold on, I don't get it.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40So, you're giving him his own shirt?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Yeah, he sold it so he could afford his season ticket.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Took me ages to track it down.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- I'll give it back to him tonight. - He'll be blown away.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I hope so. It cost me an arm and a leg.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Not to mention my turquoise earrings.- What?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54You sold our favourite earrings?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56That is the perfect present to give Alex.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57I hope the night's perfect too.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01It'll be fine. As long as he doesn't end up on crutches like last time,
0:04:01 > 0:04:03or on fire, he'll be very happy.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I hope so. I can't believe he hasn't split up with me
0:04:05 > 0:04:07over all those anniversary disasters.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I would've split up with me.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12In fact, I wouldn't have gone out with me in the first place.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I'm the world's worst girlfriend.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I've got a good feeling about this one. It'll go without a hitch.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I hope you're right.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I'll be back to wrap you later.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Right. I'm off to the supermarket.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Don't let Alex in if he comes back.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- OK. Bye-bye.- See you later.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39DOOR SLAMS
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Go! Operation Alternative Anniversary In Case Dani's Goes wrong is a go-go.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45We need a snappy operation.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I'll start on dinner, you get the entertainment sorted.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Right. I've got a list of Dani and Alex's favourite tunes
0:04:52 > 0:04:54to make a playlist. I just need her CDs.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56LAUGHTER
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- This might take a while. - Best get started then.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04We have got long and we can't let Dani find out we're doing this.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Argh!- Find out you're doing what? - Too late.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Nothing.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Might as well tell me cos you know I'll find out.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Probably using trickery and lies and we all know that never ends well.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Can't fault her logic.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22OK, fine. But you absolutely can't tell Dani.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25We're preparing an alternative anniversary celebration.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Why? - If history's taught us anything...
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- It's that Danny and anniversary celebrations don't mix.- Exactly.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34She and Alex deserve to enjoy and anniversary for once.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Is that it? What am I supposed to do
0:05:37 > 0:05:40while you guys are being all boring and is helpful?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Help out. It'll take a while to prepare another meal.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47There's loads of Dani's CDs around. I could use help finding them.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I'd rather throw this ball at my own head.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Then do. Just stay out of our way, and remember, not a peep to Dani.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- One word and I'll invite Spitting Sally over.- That's despicable!
0:05:58 > 0:06:03Yeah. Imagine what it felt like when Sally said that to me.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Oh!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09LAUGHTER
0:06:12 > 0:06:14I'm back!
0:06:16 > 0:06:21Oh! What's this mess? Rubes! What you done?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Why are you hiding behind the fridge door?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29What makes you think I'm hiding behind the fridge door?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32The fact that you're hiding behind the fridge door?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36OK. There's a good reason for that. I spilt stuff over my top.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I nipped in by the door to get another one.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- And you keep them behind the fridge door?!- Doesn't everybody?
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Enough about your top. Why is the kitchen in such a mess?
0:06:46 > 0:06:51I was, erm, cooking cupcakes for the gym. They're having a raffle.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54And you decided now was a good time to do it?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I figured I'd do them while you were out.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00But I need to prepare the anniversary dinner!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I'm well done. The cupcakes. Get it?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Well done. Cooking. No?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Look, just clean this mess up.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I spent all morning tidying up for Alex.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Jack!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Jack! JACK!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25JACK!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29There you are. Why are there CDs all over the living room?
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Hang on, what were you doing in my room?- Er, nothing.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I was just using your hair gel.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39You said using hair gel was like putting frogspawn on your hair.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44Well, I've changed my mind. I now like putting frogspawn in my hair.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Whatever. I just need you to clear up the living room ASAP.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I spent all morning cleaning it and now it's a mess again.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Heard and understood.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Jack?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Please. I don't want another one of my anniversaries ruined.
0:08:09 > 0:08:20Aaaaah!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Alex's present is missing.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Is this really necessary?- What? Yes!
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Since the last time I saw it,
0:08:34 > 0:08:37no-one has left the house. Which can only mean one thing.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Alex's top must have grown legs and somehow taught itself to walk.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42No. One of you stole it.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Yeah, it makes more sense.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47If no-one's going to confess, I'll find the culprit the hard way.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Ow.
0:08:49 > 0:08:55WHISTLING
0:08:55 > 0:08:57# Oh
0:09:00 > 0:09:01# Oh
0:09:03 > 0:09:07# I don't need to try to control you
0:09:07 > 0:09:09# Look into my eyes and I own you
0:09:09 > 0:09:12# With them moves like Jagger
0:09:12 > 0:09:13# I've got them moves like Jagger
0:09:13 > 0:09:16# I've got them moooooves like Jagger
0:09:16 > 0:09:19# I've got them moves like Jagger
0:09:19 > 0:09:20# I've got them moves like Jagger
0:09:20 > 0:09:26# I've got them moooooves like Jagger. #
0:09:26 > 0:09:31WHISTLING
0:09:36 > 0:09:37The good news is I have a suspect.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Good.- The bad news is it's Ruby.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- What?!- I knew it!
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Sorry. I got carried away.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I found forensic evidence all over the wardrobe
0:09:45 > 0:09:48and analysed it down to two possible substances.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Dandruff or flour.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Now, seeing as Max isn't here, it must be flour.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- That doesn't mean it was me. - You were making cupcakes,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58which is why I analysed the floury fingerprint I also found
0:09:58 > 0:10:00and guess what? It matched yours.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Why would I steal a football shirt?
0:10:02 > 0:10:03I've been thinking about this.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06You mentioned you were making cupcakes to sell.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08But everyone knows that your cupcakes are inedible.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11That's not true! And the guys will back me up. Right, guys?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- They gave me food poisoning. - I broke my tooth on the last batch.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Well, that's just charming. Thanks a lot.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20You stole Alex's football shirt as an alternative raffle prize.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Lies, all lies!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25It's not. And I can prove it. You see, I remember now.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27As I was walking into the kitchen
0:10:27 > 0:10:30you were behind the fridge door, stuffing something into your bag.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34'Why are you hiding behind the fridge door?'
0:10:34 > 0:10:36You said it was the top you'd just changed out of.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38'I spilled some stuff over my top
0:10:38 > 0:10:41'so I nipped behind the door to get another one.'
0:10:41 > 0:10:46But you were lying, because your top was still covered in stains.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52OK, OK. I know it's not exactly a smoking gun
0:10:52 > 0:10:55but it was enough to lead me to Alex's missing football shirt.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Which I'm convinced I will find the minute I opened Ruby's bag.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Aha-ha-ha!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:11:04 > 0:11:07But, I don't understand, I saw you hiding it from me.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I did but not because I stole Alex's top, it's because I borrowed yours
0:11:10 > 0:11:12and accidentally burnt a hole in it.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Why didn't you just say that?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17I wanted to buy you a new one and replace it. It's one of your faves.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20But I swear, when I left your room Alex's top was still there.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Wow!
0:11:25 > 0:11:26A crime on Dani's house.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Exciting, isn't it?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33What are you doing with that?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35This is what humans use to investigate crimes.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40It says so in here. I'm going to help Dani solve her case.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41How?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Well, according to this I examine the crime scene,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47interview the suspects, shake down my sources, take a nap,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50and when I wake up I'll know who did it.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52That was exhausting.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Why don't you use your truth probe?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I already did and the culprit is...
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Oh!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Try spoiling the ending now!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07There's got to be some evidence in this room somewhere.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17A-ha!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Any chance you could hurry this up,
0:12:21 > 0:12:23it's just some of us have got stuff to be getting on with.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Like burning your friend's tops or hiding behind fridge doors?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Can we at least watched telly?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31No. No TV, no music, no distractions. Nothing.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I am going to bore the culprit into confessing.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38# I don't need to try to control you
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Look into my eyes and I'll own you
0:12:41 > 0:12:43# With them moves like Jagger
0:12:43 > 0:12:45# I've got them moves like Jagger
0:12:45 > 0:12:49# I've got them moooooves like Jagger. #
0:12:49 > 0:12:51A-ha!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I have a new suspect.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Jack.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Do your worst, I've nothing to hide.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I found these all over the crime scene.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03And the test proved what they are. Do you want to know?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Well, I'd have to taste it to be sure
0:13:04 > 0:13:06but I'd say they're...
0:13:06 > 0:13:08jam doughnut particles with...
0:13:08 > 0:13:10SNIFFS
0:13:10 > 0:13:12..chicken liver icing.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13That's disgusting and correct.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15The fact that you even know this
0:13:15 > 0:13:18and are the only person who would eat such a vile concoction
0:13:18 > 0:13:19confirms my suspicions.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22All that proves is I was in your room, and you already knew that.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- 'Hang on, what were you doing in my room?- Just using your hair gel.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27'Hair gel? You saying using hair gel
0:13:27 > 0:13:29'is like putting frogspawn on your hair.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34'Well, I've changed my mind, I now like putting frogspawn on my hair.'
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Like I said, I was in there using your hair gel.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38The particles probably fell off then.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Quite probably, if there wasn't a massive hole in your argument.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45See anything suspect?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Only that you're about to throw away perfectly decent crisp fragments.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Not that. This.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Woah.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Do you actually know what's going on?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Not a clue.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Don't say you finished it because I threw it away last night.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03OK, OK, I admit it.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06I wasn't in there using your hair gel.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I knew it, I should have guessed.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09As an Arsenal fan,
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Alex's shirt was probably
0:14:10 > 0:14:12just a little bit too tempting not to nab.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15No, no, no way Jose. A true fan like me would never steal
0:14:15 > 0:14:18another true fan's shirt. It's kind of like a true fan code.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Never mind that. What were you doing in my room?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Erm,
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I was just getting some of your CDs.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- But you say my music is more cheesy than a fondue.- It is.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I was just putting together a cheesy playlist.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34That's why I had all your CDs in the dining room.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36So if making a playlist is a crime, then sue me.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39But I didn't steal Alex's shirt.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40PHONE RINGS
0:14:40 > 0:14:42It's Alex. What do I do?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Dump him and play dodge ball?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Hi, Alex.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48What?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50No, you can't come over early.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I don't care if you miss me, you're just going to have to wait.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55That was romantic(!)
0:14:55 > 0:14:58There's time for romance later. Right now I've got a crime to solve.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07I have inspected every inch of this crime scene
0:15:07 > 0:15:09and come up with nothing.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11So, it's time for plan B.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12She's going to torture us.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Don't be ridiculous.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15That's plan C.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18First I'm going to recreate the crime and find the thief that way.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Why are we still cuffed? I think me and Jack have proved we're innocent.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Dani, have you lost the keys to the handcuffs?- Absolutely not.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27OK, I may have lost the keys.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29So. I'm the thief,
0:15:29 > 0:15:33here to steal Alex's present.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37I walk in, make sure I'm not being watched.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40I see the shirt and I grab it.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43OK, well, that's not right.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47The hanger landed on the floor.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Busted.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22LAUGHTER
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- Where's Alex's football shirt?- Don't know.- Why did you nick it?- I didn't.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Did someone help you steal it?- Nope. - Ha! So you admit you stole it?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35What? No.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36You're confusing me. I'm only ten.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Oh, so now you're using the "I'm only ten" defence?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Ha! Heard it all now. - I'm not using a defence -
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- I AM only ten.- Just confess, Maisy.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- I have evidence that puts you in that room.- What evidence?
0:16:49 > 0:16:50This.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- You just picked it up off the floor.- Yeah, OK.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56But it has to be you. There's no-one else left to frame...
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- I mean, blame. - PHONE RINGS
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Oh, no. It's Alex. He's on his way over.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Look, just tell me where the football shirt is.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I promise I won't kill you. Much.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13I swear, I didn't take it. And why would I?
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Seven is my third unluckiest number after eight and eleven.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20OK, don't panic.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Get changed, cook dinner, make table, come up with another present.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25You've still got time to make this evening perfect.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27DOORBELL CHIMES
0:17:27 > 0:17:29This is going to be a disaster.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Dani!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- What's wrong?- Bad news, I'm afraid. - You're dumping me.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I knew it, you were so weird earlier. Was it the present?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- I freaked you out, didn't I? - Alex, ssh. I'm not dumping you.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- You're not?- Course not. But it is about you.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Well, it's about us and our anniversary celebrations.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- You see, the thing is... - Dinner's going to be a little late.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Is that it?- What?- That was your bad news? I don't mind a late dinner,
0:17:53 > 0:17:55it just gives us more time to hang out together first.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oh, come on!
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Ah! Come in, sit down. Make yourselves comfortable.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Whoa, Dani, this is awesome. You did this all yourself?
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Well, I... Um...
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Sure did. You would not believe the lengths Dani went to
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- to ensure this anniversary went well.- I can't thank you enough.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Well, you can thank her later, because dinner is served.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- I thought you just said that dinner was running late.- Well, it was.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I mean, it is. This is late...er. LAUGHTER
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Pizza and fries? I was planning on serving a gourmet feast.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Thank goodness you didn't. Rich food and me don't mix.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I can't believe you knew my favourite meal, though.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Well, bon appetite. - We'll leave you two to it.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Thanks, guys.- Yeah. Thanks, guys.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41LAUGHTER
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Back in a minute.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Uh, guys? This evening was about to be a disaster.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51What went wrong? Scratch that - what went right?
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Eh, we might have helped a bit.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- But how?- You know those cupcakes from my gym raffle?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57They weren't so much cupcakes as pizza and fries.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59How did you know that was Alex's favourite meal?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Oh, I read Alex's blog.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Alex has a blog?
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Yeah, he's such a funny guy.- And I was just putting together a playlist
0:19:06 > 0:19:10of yours and Alex's favourite songs. See, that's why I needed those CDs.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- How do you know what he likes? - He recommends songs online.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15We know your last anniversaries were ruined.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17We wanted this one to go with a blast.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, and I get it.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22So, Maisy stole my gift to Alex
0:19:22 > 0:19:24and replaced it with something better, right?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26No way. I told you already -
0:19:26 > 0:19:28boyfriends are a complete waste of playtime.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30LAUGHTER
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Speaking of boyfriends, shouldn't you get back to yours?- Thanks, guys.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- I don't deserve friends like you. - That's true.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- SHE THUMPS HIS LEG - Ah! I mean, don't be silly, Dani.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Sorry. Friends emergency. Won't happen again. No more interruptions.
0:19:47 > 0:19:52So. Four-month anniversary, eh? Long time.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Dani, I've been looking forward to today for ages,
0:19:55 > 0:19:56mainly so I can give you this.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Sorry, Alex. I totally agree - four months, amazing, blah, blah, blah -
0:20:00 > 0:20:02but there's something else I've got to ask my mates, OK?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- But...- Be right back.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08HE SIGHS
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Is Alex's missing present part of the plan, too?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I'm afraid that bit wasn't pretend. We didn't take it.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Why would we? It's the prefect present.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18It WAS the perfect present for him. Now I have NO present for him.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Why can't I crack this case?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Not only am I the worst girlfriend in the world,
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I'm the worst detective in the world.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Oi, you! What do you think you're playing at,
0:20:31 > 0:20:33using this ladder to climb over the fence?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36What's it got to do with you?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Detective Inspector...
0:20:38 > 0:20:40I, um...
0:20:40 > 0:20:44I had to. The gate was jammed. I couldn't get out that way.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Right. Fair enough.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48'Elp! I've just been robbed! By...
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- By 'im!- Come back here, thief!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Gotcha! You've got nowhere left to run.- Wait!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Is that a spider in your hair?- What?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02SHE SCREAMS
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Oh! Just a bit of dandruff.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Well? Did you catch the culprit?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Yes. I'm arresting you for burglary.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15What?! That was my house!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Ah, inside job, darling. Come on.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19LAUGHTER
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I just wanted to get it right this time,
0:21:21 > 0:21:24but, as usual, I got completely distracted
0:21:24 > 0:21:26and spent the whole time playing detective.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Alex won't mind. He seemed happy just to be with you.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Talking of Alex, shouldn't you head back? You've been gone a while.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I'm going to have to come up with another present.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Sorry about that, I just had to... What're you doing?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Leaving. Look... Is that my umbrella?
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Uh... No. Why are you leaving?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Dani, you're clearly not into this.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Obviously our anniversary doesn't mean very much to you
0:21:52 > 0:21:54so I'm letting you off the hook.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58No, no. You've got it all wrong.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00You've been brushing me off all day
0:22:00 > 0:22:02and now you can't even stand to be alone with me.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05No, it's not like that. I promise. Look, I can explain.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14So this is what you've been doing all day?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16You have no idea how hard it is to solve crimes.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Why didn't you tell me?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Because our last three anniversaries have been awful.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21I wanted this one to be perfect
0:22:21 > 0:22:23so you wouldn't be so disappointed in me.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Disappointed in you? Never. - But I'm a hopeless girlfriend.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I didn't even know your favourite meal, or your favourite song.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- I didn't even know that you had a blog.- I don't care about all that.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36I just like hanging out with you.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Really?- Of course.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42If that means I have to go through all this every time, then I will.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I still can't believe you did all this. It's impressive.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Yeah, but I still didn't catch the thief. I mean, it's so unfair.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52The one good thing I did
0:22:52 > 0:22:55was get you the best present ever and I can't give it to you.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You could always re-wrap my umbrella.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59What a Muppet. I thought it belonged to my parents.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01To be fair, the only reason I knew it was mine
0:23:01 > 0:23:03is cos it had my lucky number seven on the handle.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05You probably just didn't see that.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I still can't believe I tried to give you the present...
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Hang on. What did you just say?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Uh, you probably just didn't see the number?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17You're right. I didn't see the number.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I didn't see the number!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Oh, Alex, you're a genius.- I am? - Just give me five minutes.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I promise this is the last time.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I know who stole Alex's football shirt.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39If you're going to interrogate us again, can I at least get a snack?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Don't worry. This won't take long.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Will it, Maisy?
0:23:44 > 0:23:45I told you already -
0:23:45 > 0:23:49- I didn't steal Alex's shirt. - Yeah, tell me why that was again?
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Because seven is my unluckiest number after eight and eleven.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55You're referring to the number on the back of Alex's shirt.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Well, duh.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59You see, the thing is, Maisy,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I never showed you the back of the shirt.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06'It's Alex's favourite. It used to belong to his granddad.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09'It's even got his name and lucky number on the back. I'll show you.'
0:24:09 > 0:24:10'Uh, look. I've seen enough.'
0:24:10 > 0:24:12So how did you know it was number seven?
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Unless you saw it later, while you were stealing it.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Don't even think about escaping.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- All right, I confess.- Yes!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- I did take it.- So where is it?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28It's in your room. It's been there the whole time.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31LAUGHTER
0:24:35 > 0:24:36- Well?- In there.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43All this time it was in your wardrobe?
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Yeah, remind me never to call you if I lose something.- But why, Maisy?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Because I'm only ten. Now I AM going to use that defence.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Yeah, but you know how much this meant to Dani. How could you?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54All right. I was bored.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57You guys were all so busy, so I thought maybe if I did,
0:24:57 > 0:25:00maybe you'd stop and we'd play some dodge ball,
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- then I was going to put it back. - When we didn't, why not 'fess up?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I knew you'd pulverise me.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Plus, it was kind of fun watching you be all Scooby Doo.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Don't worry, Dani. We'll think of a suitable punishment.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Now go and give that to Alex. - Don't worry about it.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I may change my mind later, but for now, my anniversary's back on track.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20LAUGHTER
0:25:22 > 0:25:24LAUGHTER
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- You first.- OK.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34HE GIGGLES
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I know you've been saving up to get it
0:25:37 > 0:25:39so you'd have the full set with your favourite earrings.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40It's beautiful.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Why don't you get the earrings so you can put them all on together?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Uh, after you've opened yours.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47OK.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Oh, Dani.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Thanks.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59What? I thought you'd be pleased.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Now you have your lucky strip to wear to matches again.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Don't get me wrong. I love it, it really is the best present ever.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08It's just, I won't be wearing it to any matches.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Well, why not?
0:26:10 > 0:26:14I sold my season ticket to pay for your necklace.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16SHE SNORTS WITH LAUGHTER
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I don't see why it's funny.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Oh, no. I'm not laughing at that. Well, I am, it's just...
0:26:22 > 0:26:27- Well, I sold my earrings to get you that shirt.- What? No!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Nah. Smooch later, attack now.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34LAUGHTER
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- Not exactly romance central. - I'm having fun, though.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40SHE SCREAMS
0:26:40 > 0:26:42You're the one who wanted to play dodge ball.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- But four against one's unfair. - Too bad, present thief.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46This is your punishment.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Don't worry, I know what we're doing next month, and it will be...
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Ah, ah, ah. Let's not jinx it already, OK?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57LAUGHTER
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- SHE LAUGHS - It was in the wardrobe
0:27:05 > 0:27:07the whole time! I certainly didn't see that one coming.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10HE MUMBLES INTO THE GAG
0:27:10 > 0:27:15And if you'd used your truth probe, like I said, you'd have known.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19What? What's the fun in that? Oh, I do love these crime mysteries!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Maybe we should watch some more.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23- CONTROLS BLEEP - Ah, there's one.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- Murder On The Orientation Expressway.- Seen it.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- The old lady with the tentacles did it.- OK.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- CONTROLS BLEEP - Ah! How about
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- The Case Of The Missing Mar... - Sucked into a black hole.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37OK. Well, this one you definitely won't know.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39CONTROLS BLEEP
0:27:39 > 0:27:41The Case Of The Missing Coordinator.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43HE SCREAMS
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Good luck using your truth probe where I've sent you.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47SHE LAUGHS
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