Birthday Trap

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06Reactor levels...normal. Veltron crystal levels...normal.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09Hot dog levels... Yeah, normal.

0:00:09 > 0:00:14Just another quiet day in space with nothing to get stressed over.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19- What is it Co-ordinator Zark? You're shaking!- This magazine!

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Lists every TV show that will ever appear on TV between now

0:00:22 > 0:00:25- and the end of forever. - And what's the problem?

0:00:25 > 0:00:30It says that after today there will be no new episodes of Dani's house.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32What?! There must be some mistake!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38- You're right! - What are we going to do?

0:00:38 > 0:00:45The only thing we can do. BOTH: Panic! Argh!

0:00:47 > 0:00:52- Hey, guys. My name's Dani and this...- Is your best friend, Jack.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- My name's Dani and this...- Is her brother Max.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- And his best friend, Ben.- I thought the same. My name's Dani and this...

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Is her friend, Ruby. - And I'm her sister, Maisy.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03And I'm Dani and this is the brilliant...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05ALL TALK AT ODDS

0:01:05 > 0:01:06WHISTLES

0:01:06 > 0:01:13THEY LAUGH

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Hey, guys. Guess whose birthday it is

0:01:16 > 0:01:19and guess who's planning the most out of this world party ever.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Good your end?- Yep.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24All my friends are coming back for the first time in ages.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27It has been so long since the gang have been back together again.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Jack's got a new DJ residency in Ibiza.

0:01:29 > 0:01:35RAVE MUSIC AND WHISTLING

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Ruby's been busy auditioning to host a new fitness DVD.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Sam's an astronaut.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46AUTOMATED VOICE: Self destruct sequence activated. 10, 9...

0:01:46 > 0:01:49SQUEAL ..eight.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51And Toby's a top surgeon.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55ELASTIC SNAPS OW!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Can you get me the, er... - Scalpel?- Yes.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02This is going to be fantastic.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08There. Happy 8th birthday? Is that the best banner you could find?

0:02:08 > 0:02:11The only one in the shop. I've been so busy lately,

0:02:11 > 0:02:15- I've left everything to the last minute.- Yeah. You don't say. - BALLOON DEFLATES

0:02:17 > 0:02:22- Still, at least all your friends are going to be here.- Yeah.

0:02:22 > 0:02:23PHONE RINGS

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Oh, no, it's Serena. Yes, Serena?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30No, no, I'm not coming in to work today, it's Dani's birthday,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32I got to be here to.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35It's not my fault if the man with the toilet stuck on his head

0:02:35 > 0:02:38isn't working and you need to shoot a new scene.

0:02:38 > 0:02:44Yeah, no. What? No, No. I'm not coming in, absolutely not, no.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- You're going in, aren't you? - Yeah. I'll be back as soon as I can.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Promise.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Bye.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55OK. Good luck. Well, guys.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Looks like it's just you and me getting ready for the party. - DOORBELL

0:02:58 > 0:03:03Alex must have forgotten something. Or my guests are very, very early.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- Yo, Dani Benani Banana. 'Sup sister? - Max, what are you doing back home?

0:03:08 > 0:03:12I had a break in my world tour. Yo. Bam, bam, bam.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14HELICOPTER HOVERS Laters, Marco!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19He is well loyal to me, innit.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22OK, two things, firstly, can you speak in your normal voice?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Respect to my sis...ter...

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Yeah, done, done.- Secondly, it's my birthday. You can't be here.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Tough, I am. Oh, and here's your birthday present. No expense spared.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- My latest album.- You had no idea it was my birthday, did you?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39None at all. May I recommend track six?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41My sister doesn't wash her pits?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45# My sister's got a pit, yo! All covered in slime, oh!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48# She stinks and she don't even know, oh.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52# Oh, oh, oh, oh. #

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- He's such a talent, isn't he? Hi, Dani?- Hi, Ben.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Wherever Max is, I'm never far behind.- Come on, Ben.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Let's see what sort of state my sister's left my house in.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Mum and Dad said I could have the house to myself this weekend.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I don't want you ruining my party plans.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Why would I ruin your plans?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I'm really wounded that you're having a party we aren't invited.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18The invites are exclusive. For people I like only.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Oh, did Dani make these herself?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Are you going to have jelly and ice-cream

0:04:21 > 0:04:24and play pass-the-parcel and sleeping lions?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27No...yes...look, don't start, not today.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31It's tradition that I mess up your birthday. It's what I do.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34I thought you'd change while you were away. You know, maybe grow up?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I was an idiot to think it.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39No, you're an idiot because you can't even do a decent party invitation.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Look at it.- Look, whatever you've got to say, I don't want to hear it.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Just stay out my way. I've had years of your nonsense and it ends today.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47- Dani?- I said, stay out my way!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I guess you'd better stay out of her way.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51How am I supposed to tell the little shrimp

0:04:51 > 0:04:54that she messed up the date in her invite?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- This date is next week.- Exactly.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59So all her friends are going to be scattered around the globe

0:04:59 > 0:05:01thinking they've got another seven days till her birthday.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03The only person who thinks it's today is Dani.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Gasp! Birthday-geddon!

0:05:06 > 0:05:10She's going to be all alone at her own party. A birthday utterly ruined.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12And you didn't even have to lift a finger to do it.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Give me a high 10, Ben.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20- So why do I feel so empty inside? - Perhaps you got a tape worm.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- What?- It's a big worm that lives inside your stomach.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24My mum says they're disgusting

0:05:24 > 0:05:26but I think it'll be like having a little pet inside you.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- I'd call my one "Gutsy". - I'm missing the challenge, Ben.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32I feel like I've had it robbed from me.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34I'm going to do the last thing Dani expects.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Change your name to Dorothy Big-knickers?

0:05:37 > 0:05:40No. I'm going to really mess with her head and save her birthday.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Double-gasp with sprinkles on top!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh, I cannot believe he's been away for all this time

0:05:45 > 0:05:49and he still wants to wind me up the second he gets back.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Stay calm, Dani. It's your birthday.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54You've still got a lot of preparation to do. Right, first...

0:05:54 > 0:05:57..Ooh! The party food!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Jelly and ice-cream, here we go.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03What? There's nothing wrong with jelly and ice cream.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Would Madame care to browse our desert menu?

0:06:10 > 0:06:14I recommend the chocolate fudge truffle with jelly fondant glaze,

0:06:14 > 0:06:18lychee pearls and edible gold leaf.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21It is, as one says, exquisite.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Sounds delicious. Can I get jelly and ice cream, please?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Jelly and...?- Ice cream. Make sure it isn't too cold?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30I like it runny so I can mix it together in one big mess.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Perhaps Madame would like to consider

0:06:32 > 0:06:34one of the other delights on our menu.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- No, no, no, I'll just have jelly and ice cream.- I see.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40And what flavour ice cream would Madame like?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Erm, can I just get plain?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46One jelly and plain ice cream coming up.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh, and can I get that in a bucket please?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Max, I'm confused.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Last time we met, you were evil. What is this scheme here exactly?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01There is no scheme, Maisy. Max is getting Dani's friends

0:07:01 > 0:07:04back here out of the goodness of his own sweet heart.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07I thought you'd want to see Dani's birthday plans fall apart.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Dani's birthday is already ruined. I can't ruin it any more.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Instead, I'm going to save it.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15That's a challenge I can really sink my teeth into.

0:07:15 > 0:07:20So Dani will always know that it was you who saved her birthday.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Exactly and then she'll owe me for the rest of her life.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- It's brilliant. - Max can't do it alone, Maisy.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29That's why he called you on this. It's a telephone.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31I know what it is, Ben.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Cool, I like it when we're on the same page.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I know Dani. She'll be expecting me to be up to something,

0:07:37 > 0:07:40so I need you two to ensure she's distracted

0:07:40 > 0:07:44while I set the wheels of this party bus into motion.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I need to track down her friends.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Do whatever it takes, just don't let her find out what I'm up to.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55OK, Dani, Max isn't trying to ruin your birthday.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57You can handle him. Go and check on your cakes.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Argh! What are you doing?!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Ben called to see if Max was home.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I stopped by to say, hi.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Hey, that's cheating. Time out.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12So when did dropping by to say, hi,

0:08:12 > 0:08:14turn into fighting with water pistols inside,

0:08:14 > 0:08:18where things can get ruined? Things like my party dress, cakes,

0:08:18 > 0:08:21decorations and someone.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- We had an argument over who likes Max most.- No, it was an argument

0:08:24 > 0:08:28over the fact that you like Max more than he likes you.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30You take that back. Me and Max are equals.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33It's just that some days he's more equal than I am.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Woah, enough with the shooting. Find some other way to settle it.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- We tried arm wrestling. - Max gave us water pistols

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- and told us to settle here because he's busy.- Busy with what?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45He's planning on ruining my birthday, isn't he?

0:08:45 > 0:08:50No, he's just chillaxing in his hammock.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Max doesn't have a hammock. - My mistake.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Right, I am going in there and finding out what he's up to.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Stop!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Argh!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Look what you've done.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Oops, looks like you're going to have to go back and get changed.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Job well done, I think.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Jack, how are you? Yes, this is Max.

0:09:29 > 0:09:34Dani's Max, international grime core superstore.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Max, this is a bad time.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40I'm about to play a matinee show at the Ibiza 24 hour DJ-athon.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Don't care what you're doing.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Dani put the wrong date on her invites

0:09:44 > 0:09:47and unless you make it here as quickly as you can,

0:09:47 > 0:09:49she'll spend her birthday on her own.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Do you think I'm going to fall for your wind-ups.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Everyone knows Dani's party is next week.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Yes, because she put the wrong date on her birthday invites.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Listen to my words. - Yeah, yeah, likely story.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Anyway, there's no way I'll be able to make it back tonight.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I'm in Ibiza making the most of my big break.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Hold on, my other phone's ringing. Hold on.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13If it's Dani, don't tell her I called you.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- I want the party to be a surprise. - Jack speaking.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Jack, you won't believe what just happened over here.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21I got my hair done, I put my dress on

0:10:21 > 0:10:23and then Maisy and Ben soak me.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26It's a nightmare and Max is back, probably up to something

0:10:26 > 0:10:30and I just wanted to check what time you're coming over today.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33What's that noise in the background?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Sorry Danny, I can barely hear you.

0:10:36 > 0:10:42I'm in a wind tunnel and this is a bad line.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46OK, maybe I believe you.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47What do you want me to do?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Get on the first available flight

0:10:50 > 0:10:54and put a call through to Dani's boyfriend.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Why me?- He's more likely to believe you than me.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- All right, got it.- Great.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04Operation Bring Back Dani's Friends For Her Birthday Party is a go.

0:11:06 > 0:11:11Note to self, come up with a snappier name for the operation.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Are you still here?

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- What's Max got you doing for him? - Why would I help him with anything?

0:11:25 > 0:11:29Anyway, I'm so selfish thinking you'd have time for me.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32I won't take up any more of your precious birthday.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- OK, OK, what's happened? - Is it something Max has done?

0:11:37 > 0:11:38It might be.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Right, talk to me. I want to know what he's up to.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42I want to know everything.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- He broke my swamp baby.- Is that it?

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Big deal. I mean, ah, poor you.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Poor little swamp baby.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58It won't be able to stuff maggots into its mouth ever again.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02SHE CRIES

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Sshh! OK! Enough! I'll, erm, fix it.

0:12:07 > 0:12:12- You would really do that for me? - Honest, it's no bother.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16- It'll take you ages to fix it. - Fine! I've got loads of time.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Like stealing candy from a swamp baby!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Guys, come on, let me through!

0:12:27 > 0:12:31There's somewhere I need to be! I need to get to the airport!

0:12:31 > 0:12:33DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Alex? It's Jack. You need to get back to Dani's house.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41She's messed up her party invites - we thought it was next week! Hey!

0:12:41 > 0:12:45Get back and make sure she's not on her own, in case we can't make it.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Oh...and make sure you call Ruby!

0:12:50 > 0:12:54There isn't time to film another scene - it's Dani's birthday!

0:12:54 > 0:12:58She's lucky I'm not calling her in for re-shoots!

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Wait a minute - that's brilliant! What if her head gets stuck

0:13:02 > 0:13:05- in the toilet too?!- Don't you care about anyone?

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- Friends or family?- I've got a cappuccino-maker I quite like.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15How dare you manhandle my lavatory?! If you walk out of here,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- you'll never work in TV again... - Threaten me all you like.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Fine. Oh...!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24If you come back... I'll give you a raise.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28I'll make your character a doctor? A surgeon!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30With magic powers!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Alex, wait.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Dani's important to me, too, you know.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39And...yes, maybe you could say I...

0:13:39 > 0:13:42care about her.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- OK, you can go.- Oh, great!

0:13:47 > 0:13:51- I'll call Ruby!- But if you've damaged my lavatory,

0:13:51 > 0:13:53it's coming out of your wages!

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Girls, feel the burn! Make it feel like your muscles

0:13:57 > 0:13:59are ripping apart!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02BEEPING

0:14:02 > 0:14:06Ignore that noise, it's part of the routine. Grab that phone.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08And put it to your ear!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Now act like you're listening to someone...

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Alex? I'm in the middle of something!

0:14:14 > 0:14:18What?! I thought it was next week?!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- CLEARS THROAT > - Then we really turn things up!

0:14:21 > 0:14:25Marching on the spot! And now completely out of the room!

0:14:30 > 0:14:34SOUND CRACKLES ON MONITOR

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Max? Max, is that you?

0:14:37 > 0:14:42No, it's someone completely different who looks exactly like me(!)

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Of course it's me, you stupid astronaut!

0:14:44 > 0:14:49- But how did you...?- I'm an unfeasibly rich grime star now,

0:14:49 > 0:14:50I have my means.

0:14:50 > 0:14:55You need to get back down here immediately. Dani's party is tonight!

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Max, I'm in outer space, I can't just jump on a bus!

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Not my problem. Either you make it back here,

0:15:03 > 0:15:06or you let down your friend.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Your call. Max out.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11MONITOR CRACKLES AND FADES

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Houston, this is mission commander...

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- PHONE RINGS - Woah!

0:15:24 > 0:15:28PHONE CONTINUES RINGING

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Hello?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Max?!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Max, this is a... really bad...moment.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Erm...

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Dani? What's happened to Dani? - Where am I?

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Quiet, I'm on the phone!

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- There you go. - Wow, Dani, you're the best!

0:15:49 > 0:15:53- I need to start getting ready for the party.- Erm...

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Thanks, Dani.- You're welcome.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Now, does swamp baby want some maggots?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Where are my cup cakes?!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Ah!

0:16:14 > 0:16:15Oh...! >

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Oh, I think I overdid it!- Did you just eat all the cakes in the oven?

0:16:21 > 0:16:24No... Oh, yes.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28The jelly and ice cream, mini eggs, cheese and pineapple hedgehog?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31No - I'm allergic to pineapples.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33HE SNEEZES

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Yeah, I did. Sorry, Dani, I just wanted a snack.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40HE SNEEZES Horrid pineapple!

0:16:40 > 0:16:44- Ben, that was an entire buffet! - I didn't know that was yours.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- It was my party food!- Max said I could eat whatever I wanted!

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- Oh, did he?- No, not Max, the other one, what's his name?

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Mac! Mac told me to do it.- So, he tells you two to have a water fight,

0:16:55 > 0:16:59breaks Maisy's toy, then tells you to ruin my party food?

0:16:59 > 0:17:03- I knew it!- You don't know he's trying to ruin your birthday!

0:17:03 > 0:17:06He is, just by being here, like he always does.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well no more, he's leaving, whether he likes it or not.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Dani, wait!

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Oh, Maisy - Maisy, help!

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Right, before you've stitched him up,

0:17:18 > 0:17:22check there's nothing inside - I lost a nice pair of sunglasses once.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Do you really think I'm ready for this, doctor?- Yeah!

0:17:25 > 0:17:29- Of course! I have total faith in you.- But it's my first day!

0:17:29 > 0:17:33You'll be fine. The patient will be fine, too. Probably.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- But...- Sorry, I've got to run. Dani needs me.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Where...where's he going?- Sshhh!

0:17:39 > 0:17:43- I need some more anaesthetic, I've got to be put to sleep.- Erm...

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Try this - once upon a time...

0:17:47 > 0:17:51- Stop!- Seriously, Dani, wait.- I'm going to stop him, whatever it is.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- I'm not sure you want to. - It's my birthday, I can have fun.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Let the fireworks commence.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Max!- Dani! To what do I owe this fragrant audience?

0:18:01 > 0:18:06- Stop ruining my birthday. - I've done absolutely nothing.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Oh, really?- You've managed to do that all by yourself.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12You spent all day trying to stop me getting ready.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16With good reason! Take a look at your invitations.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Go on, read it. Read the date, Smartacus!

0:18:21 > 0:18:25- What?- As you can see, that's NEXT Friday.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29I think the word you're looking for is, "Ah."

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- What have I done?- At least you've spelt your name right.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37I couldn't even manage that on my last birthday.

0:18:37 > 0:18:41I still feel cheated that I never got to go to "Den"'s birthday party.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45What am I going to do?

0:18:45 > 0:18:49- I've ruined my own birthday. - Dani... Dani!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55We can't just stand by and do nothing, Co-ordinator!

0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Dani needs our help! - If we do anything to help,

0:18:58 > 0:19:01we'll be breaking at least 50 galactic laws!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04And my mother would be so disappointed.

0:19:04 > 0:19:11Some things are more important than rules, aren't they?

0:19:12 > 0:19:16- Max, maybe you should tell her you sorted it all out.- Nah!

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I'll let her sweat a bit. PHONE RINGS

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Hello?- Max, it's Jack.

0:19:23 > 0:19:28Sorry, but I don't think I'm going to be able to make it, man.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32- There's a volcano, all flights are cancelled.- The others are coming?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34- As far as I kno... - PING

0:19:34 > 0:19:35Hold on.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40It's Ruby... She's stuck on a train.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44Apparently a pony got stuck on the tracks. She won't make it.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47The others still are, right? PHONE BUZZES

0:19:49 > 0:19:54- Alex is stuck in traffic - overturned glue lorry.- Great!

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- PING - Sam can't get back from outer space, and...

0:19:58 > 0:20:03Toby has to go back and remove some sunglasses from a patient's stomach.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Sorry, Max.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10- Looks like it's a no-show from all of us.- That's that, then.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Just tell Dani we miss her and...

0:20:13 > 0:20:16that we did our best.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22I know that look, Max. That's the look you had when

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- you accidentally wore a pair of my underpants to school.- Ugh!

0:20:25 > 0:20:29I booked entertainment, decorators, caterers!

0:20:29 > 0:20:33I wanted to give Dani the best birthday party ever, and I couldn't.

0:20:33 > 0:20:39The one time I try to do something good for my sister - and I fail.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42I'm a failure!

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Please, Co-ordinator, we have to do something!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50HE SIGHS

0:20:50 > 0:20:53I know I'm going to regret this.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Looks like I didn't need you to ruin it.- There's something I need to say.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09- Don't rub my nose in it.- Why do you always assume the worst about me?

0:21:09 > 0:21:13Because of the 50 billion reasons you've given me to?

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- It was you who botched the invitation.- If he'd told me,

0:21:17 > 0:21:22I could have done something, and I wouldn't be on my own tonight.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26- I know my friends. They would do anything for me.- I know, OK?!

0:21:26 > 0:21:29That's because you'd do anything for them!

0:21:29 > 0:21:32I get it, OK? You're a nice person,

0:21:32 > 0:21:36and people like you! That's what I was banking on!

0:21:36 > 0:21:39OK, keep your hair on!

0:21:40 > 0:21:44- You did your best, Max. - But it wasn't enough.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48- Max never loses.- Technically, you almost always lose.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55'Sounds like a tough situation, Commander, but request denied.'

0:21:55 > 0:22:00But Control, Dani's my best friend, she's always been there for me!

0:22:00 > 0:22:03BEEPING What's that noise?

0:22:03 > 0:22:07- 'Warning - something's approaching your capsule.'- A meteorite?

0:22:07 > 0:22:11- 'It can't be, it's... No, that's impossible.'- What's impossible?

0:22:11 > 0:22:16'It's slowing down, it's almost like it's pulling up alongside you!'

0:22:16 > 0:22:20It's parking? What sort of meteorite parks?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23'I don't know, but this is very out-of-the-ordinary.'

0:22:23 > 0:22:27CAR HORN BEEPS Oh, that's no meteorite.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Hi.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42DOORBELL RINGS

0:22:49 > 0:22:52THEY ALL SCREAM

0:22:52 > 0:22:55ALL: Happy birthday!

0:22:55 > 0:23:00Guys...? I got the date wrong, and you were all over the world?!

0:23:00 > 0:23:04- It's difficult to explain. - Let's just say we got a lift

0:23:04 > 0:23:07from some very old friends.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- How did you know about tonight? - You can thank Max for that.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Otherwise we'd have never known about the date mix-up.- Sorry, Max?

0:23:14 > 0:23:18He told me what had happened and asked if I could keep it a secret.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Doesn't sound like Max.- Excuse me, delivery for "Max The Super-Dude"?

0:23:22 > 0:23:27Let's see, a particularly unpleasant tiger, a million cockroaches,

0:23:27 > 0:23:30- some other nasty surprise? - It's party in a box.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Emergency party for Mr The Super-Dude's sister -

0:23:34 > 0:23:37apparently jelly and ice cream weren't good enough for her...

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Right this way! Ben, Maisy - show them where to go,

0:23:41 > 0:23:46and make sure they don't break anything. Right, then -

0:23:46 > 0:23:49shall we get this party under way?

0:23:49 > 0:23:53- The least I could do after forgetting your birthday.- We've had some fun.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Yeah, we have.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Well, a boy can't stick around for ever. Got to get back on tour soon.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Don't forget this will always be your home, though.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Are you kidding? We both know this has always been Dani's house.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Yeah. I guess it has.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Ah! My annoying little sister.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Hey!

0:24:16 > 0:24:18ALL: Party!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Happy birthday!

0:24:26 > 0:24:32PARTY MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:32 > 0:24:36So, how did you all make it? Jack told Max you were stuck...?

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Well, that's kind of a long, weird...

0:24:42 > 0:24:43..story...!

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Remember, Co-ordinator, the anti-fibual parter rays

0:24:48 > 0:24:52have made us invisible to the naked human eye,

0:24:52 > 0:24:55so they can't see...or hear us.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Aliens! Those are aliens!

0:24:58 > 0:25:03- How is this even possible?- I don't now, but don't you think one of them

0:25:03 > 0:25:06looks devilishly good-looking?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09- You can see us? - Of course we can see you!

0:25:09 > 0:25:12This hasn't worked quite as I expected.

0:25:12 > 0:25:17We're Co-ordinator Zark and Zang, and we're your biggest fans!

0:25:17 > 0:25:21- We've watched the show since it started.- They gave us all a lift.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24They've got some fascinating teleport technology.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28- What are you doing here?- We couldn't miss your birthday party!

0:25:28 > 0:25:32- It sort of feels like we already know you.- Well, you helped save my party,

0:25:32 > 0:25:35I guess that makes you friends in my book.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Did you hear that, Co-ordinator, we're her friends!- Oh!

0:25:40 > 0:25:43BOTH: Happy birthday, Dani!

0:25:44 > 0:25:49- I'm Co-ordinator Zark, pleased to meet you.- Hello...!

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Well, my name's Dani, and this is my house.

0:25:53 > 0:25:58And these amazing people? Well, they're my incredible friends.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02- Ow! That was my foot! - It's not my fault I've got big shoes!

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Watch my toes, that's a million quid!- That's my arm!

0:26:05 > 0:26:08- What about my foot?! - Everyone just calm down!

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Don't tell me to calm down, this is my house.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- It's as much mine.- It's my house!

0:26:14 > 0:26:18This is not the way to celebrate... THEY ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:26:18 > 0:26:20I give up!

0:26:20 > 0:26:24THEY ALL TALK AND SHOUT EXCITEDLY

0:26:24 > 0:26:28PARTY MUSIC PLAYS

0:26:35 > 0:26:40- I'm really going to miss our ship. - There's no going back now, but...

0:26:40 > 0:26:43we'll find a new home as citizens of Planet Earth.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Galactic Control are so not going to be happy.

0:26:46 > 0:26:53Well, just let them try and find us once we're posing as human beings!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Well, what do you think?

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Yes - very convincing.

0:27:01 > 0:27:06# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

0:27:06 > 0:27:10# Let's lift these chains Let's rock this wave

0:27:10 > 0:27:14# Right out to sea

0:27:14 > 0:27:18# I will be

0:27:18 > 0:27:20# Breaking free. #

0:27:20 > 0:27:22I'm a failure.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24< We've cut.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Take one again...

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Thanks, Dani, thanks a lot...

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Ow!

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Action... >

0:27:37 > 0:27:41- ..which can only mean one thing. - Alex's top grew legs and must have...

0:27:41 > 0:27:44somehow gone out the front door.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47THEY ALL LAUGH

0:27:47 > 0:27:49That is exactly what happened!