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0:00:02 > 0:00:04HE SNORES HORN PLAYS

0:00:04 > 0:00:07HORN SCREECHES

0:00:09 > 0:00:13- Must you be doing that now? - I have to practise.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16I've got my Grade 3 bubblehorn exam scheduled for tomorrow.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19And I've got my afternoon nap scheduled for right now.

0:00:19 > 0:00:23Can't you at least play something more soothing so I can get to sleep?

0:00:23 > 0:00:25How about a traditional Venetian lullaby?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Anything is better than that racket.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30PLAYS SOOTHING MELODY

0:00:32 > 0:00:34ALARM

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Agh, agh, agh! - What? What?! What is it?

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Are we exploding or being sucked into a black hole?

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- What is it? - We're missing Dani's House.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Oooh.

0:00:46 > 0:00:51- Hi, guys, my name's Dani and this... - Is her best friend Jack.- Thanks.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- My name's Dani and this... - Is her brother Max.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- And his best friend Ben.- As I was saying, my name's Dani and this...

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Is her friend Ruby. - And I'm her sister Maisy.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02And I'm Dani and this is the brilliant...

0:01:02 > 0:01:04ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:01:04 > 0:01:06WHISTLE BLOWS

0:01:06 > 0:01:08ALL LAUGH

0:01:12 > 0:01:15HE BEATBOXES

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Dani, the front door was open.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Whoa. Dani?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Dani?- Aaagh! Aaagh!- Ahh!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40What time is it? What... what happened?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42I think you've been burgled. Maybe a fox got in

0:01:42 > 0:01:45and trashed the kitchen, dragged you down the stairs

0:01:45 > 0:01:48and left you here where you stayed asleep all night.

0:01:48 > 0:01:53- Oh, not me as well! - Not you as well, what?- Sleepwalking.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- I think I did this in my sleep. - Seriously?- This is just what I need.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I've got a big scene on Monday. I need my wits about me.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Now I'm going to be exhausted.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04What did your other family members do when it happened to them?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07I'll call my cousin Lawrence. He managed to cure himself.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- That's brilliant. - Aw, I've not seen Lawrence in years.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13He was so cute with his little rosy cheeks and his freckles.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15I'll call him right now.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Er, Dani?- Hmm?- That's the TV remote.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24It's been a long night. Apparently.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Now, guys, remember to be nice to Lawrence.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31We know, you've been going on all day

0:02:31 > 0:02:34about how shy and quiet and sensitive he is.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37He is, though! We used to have dollies' tea parties together.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40He used to love playing games with me. He was so adorable.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Anyway, everyone, meet my cousin Lawrence.

0:02:44 > 0:02:49Brace yourselves. This is the dawning of the age of Megaboyd.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Can we help you?- Dani, it's me, your cousin.- Lawrence?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56My name's Megaboyd now. Lawrence is no more.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58The caterpillar became a beautiful butterfly.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03A beautiful butterfly called Megaboyd?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07I had a vision one morning while eating my waffles.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08I needed to become...

0:03:08 > 0:03:13- Megaboyd. We heard.- A mega name for a mega fella.- You smell weird.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Natural funky musk.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Plus I think I trod in something on the way here.- Eugh.

0:03:18 > 0:03:23- Anyway, these are my friends. This is Jack. And this is...- I'm Ruby.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31- Hey! And I'm Maisy, just in case you're wondering.- Not really.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Why didn't you tell us your cousin is so cool?

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Anyway, Lawrence, I mean, Megaboyd,

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- there's a reason why I invited you here.- Sleepwalking.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Mum and Dad told me. Walk with me, Dani-O.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- - He's awesome. - He's annoying.- He's....

0:03:48 > 0:03:51MOBILE RINGS

0:03:51 > 0:03:57Hello, Ruby's personal training service? Oh. Sorry to hear that.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00OK, well, I understand. Thanks for letting me know.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Great(!) Another one of my clients just cancelled on me.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06No-one wants me to be their fitness instructor any more.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09I'm not surprised. Who wants to be downwind of your smelly pits

0:04:09 > 0:04:11after an hour in the gym? Peuw!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14For your information, they ditched me

0:04:14 > 0:04:16for stupid short-term exercise crazes,

0:04:16 > 0:04:20like dancercise and cowboyercise, not because I have BO.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Well, at least you admit you have it.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Jack, I can't afford to lose clients like this. Do I have BO?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29A little bit, yeah.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36- What's cowboyercise?- Oh, it's where you get fit by doing this. Yee-ha!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- It's barely real exercise.- Maybe you should start a craze of your own.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Like cakercise, where you get fit by eating cakes.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Somehow I don't think that'll work. - All right, well, you're the expert.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I'm just a simple DJ.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Ah. I wonder...?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04So you think you can cure my sleepwalking? So what's the plan?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Well, I need to watch you sleepwalking.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- So what do you say, Dani-O? - Yeah, I say OK,

0:05:09 > 0:05:12but please don't call me Dani-O,

0:05:12 > 0:05:14it makes me sound like a breakfast cereal.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Just put these on and snooze.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20I can't just drop off. I only got up a couple of hours ago.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21I can solve that.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24And sleep!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28And sleep!

0:05:31 > 0:05:36- And sleep now.- This isn't working.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- You have done this before, haven't you?- Of course I have.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47HE SNORES

0:05:51 > 0:05:57What? Oh, hello. I'm Snorebert Zees, and you're watching Sleepy Time,

0:05:57 > 0:05:59the magazine show that's all about snoozing.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Coming up today,

0:06:00 > 0:06:04we look at some of the new things you can count instead of sheep.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06But first, our special guest.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11Please welcome Mr Torpid Nap, who says he loves sleep so much

0:06:11 > 0:06:15he claims to spend 99% of his time in the land of Nod.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Torpid, welcome to Sleepy Time.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20HE YAWNS

0:06:23 > 0:06:24SNORING

0:06:24 > 0:06:27I guess that's one way to pass the time.

0:06:30 > 0:06:35- Yo. What's all this?- I'm making posters for my new fitness class.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Ruby's DJ-ercise.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Thought I could put them up in the gym and get some business.- DJ-ercise?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- What, as in DJing?- I saw you DJing

0:06:42 > 0:06:45and thought I could combine some of your moves

0:06:45 > 0:06:48with my personal training programme, create a new form of exercise.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:50 > 0:06:53I should probably thank you for giving me the idea.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Those are my moves.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- You can't use my moves in your fitness class.- Er...why not?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Because they're my moves.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06They're unique, they belong to me, you...you...

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- moves thief! - If you're really that bothered,

0:07:09 > 0:07:12why don't you come up with your own DJ-ercise business?

0:07:12 > 0:07:16I will. OK, then. Yeah, I'll make my own poster. Yeah.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I'll call it something really snappy and original like...

0:07:19 > 0:07:24Jack's DJ-ercise...business. Yeah, how do you like them apples?

0:07:24 > 0:07:29- Are you serious? - Just check out how serious I am.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32At last, she's asleep.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- What are you doing?- Sssh! It's important you don't wake her.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- I have to see Dani sleepwalking. - What's with the headphones?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- What headphones?- What are you really doing, so-called Megaboyd?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58I'm just trying to help. You're too young to understand.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Too young? I'm more or less the same age as you, you fish cake.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03You're up to something.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- SHE SNIFFS - I can smell it.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Dani is Megaboyd's favourite cousin.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Why would he want to get revenge on her?- Hmm, who mentioned revenge?

0:08:11 > 0:08:17I... Revenge... Don't you just love these cushions? They're so nice.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20I'm not buying this favourite cousin guff.

0:08:20 > 0:08:25- Whatever you're up to, I want in. - Megaboyd isn't up to anything.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Well, I've got my eye on you.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Ow!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Stand back. This is it, she's sleepwalking.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40DANI GARBLES

0:08:40 > 0:08:42This is going to be crispy.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Jack's DJ-ercise business is a go.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Jack, it takes years to become a personal trainer.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Yeah, and it took literally hours to develop my DJ moves.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00So we'll see who's the best when I get this bad boy up in the gym.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03You've spelled your name wrong.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05SQUAWKING

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- DANI SQUAWKS - How awesome is this?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29We have to wake her up.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30DANI SCREAMS

0:09:30 > 0:09:32RUBY SCREAMS

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- DANI SCREAMS - Oi, look out!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Awesome!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40The sleepwalking mind is like a delicate flower.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- It should be treated with... - Fertiliser?- Care!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Whoa. This is really weird. Why am I in here?

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Eugh, why does my mouth taste like coffee?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Oh, how bad was it? - ALL: Bad.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03What am I going to do?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Don't worry, I've recorded a series of soothing messages.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Listen to the recording when you go to sleep tonight

0:10:09 > 0:10:12and I guarantee your sleepwalking nights will be over for good.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- And you're sure this will work? - Yeah, I'm sure,

0:10:15 > 0:10:16or my name isn't Megaboyd.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Your name isn't Megaboyd, it's Lawrence.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- ROBOTIC:- Megaboyd departing now.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27I love that little guy.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- OK, we're off.- Good luck tonight with the sleepwalking.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35I think tonight will be different with this.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38I can't believe you're going to trust Megaboyd to help you.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40He's my cousin. He's looking out for me.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44He's completely annoying. He's only looking out for himself.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48- I know it.- He's wicked. He's what I want to be like when I grow up.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52- Jack, you're almost twice his age. - So? He's my new role model.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55OK, so he can be a bit unique. But he's not trouble. He's not like Max.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- Or you.- No, he's not like me at all.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01He talks about himself in the third person.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02"Megaboyd does this."

0:11:02 > 0:11:06No, actually, scratch that, his real name's Lawrence.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Talks about himself in the fourth person.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Admit it, Maisy, you think he's cute!- Oooh!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Don't even go there,

0:11:13 > 0:11:16I think he's a total idiot, and Maisy's going to prove it.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18See! Now I'm doing it, it's catching!

0:11:18 > 0:11:23- See you tomorrow.- Yes, and we'll see how Megaboyd's help has gone.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Laterz, Dani.- Bye, guys.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29Time for an early night, I think.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Actually, it's only 6pm, maybe that's too early.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35CLOCK TICKING

0:11:35 > 0:11:37OK, that's a bit later now.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45RECORDING: This is the voice of Megaboyd.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46You are feeling very calm.

0:11:46 > 0:11:51You will get a restful night's sleep and not sleepwalk.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Sleep now, Dani, sleep and relax...

0:11:57 > 0:12:00..for I am Megaboyd, the awesomest megadude of all time!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03You will listen very closely to these messages.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Point one - I really love waffles.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28You're here early.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I thought I'd get a head start.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34I take my first DJ-ercise class today.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Careful!- Sorry.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- How are you feeling, anyway? - Oh, amazing.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43I feel so rested, Megaboyd's recording really worked.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46He's just so amazing, Jack. he's clever and funny and cool,

0:12:46 > 0:12:48and who'd have thought he'd become so mega?

0:12:48 > 0:12:52He's probably the most incredible person I've ever met.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56- OK, OK, I think you're overdoing it just a tad.- You don't like him?

0:12:56 > 0:13:00- I didn't say that.- That's what you meant.- Hold on, I said he was cool.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04He's cooler than you'll ever be, and don't touch those waffles!

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Those are for my amazing cousin, Megaboyd.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08They're megawaffles, just how he likes them.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Are you sure you're feeling OK this morning?

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- DOORBELL - That'll be him!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Well, that was textbook weird.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Ooh, waffles!

0:13:19 > 0:13:24So, Dani has an uncle who had a child with an aunt,

0:13:24 > 0:13:26so why doesn't Megaboyd look like this?

0:13:29 > 0:13:33Obviously because he gets his looks from his father's side.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Ah, Silly me.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Dani, you sure you're feeling OK?

0:13:42 > 0:13:43I feel amazing, Jack.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Great, wonderful, perfecto, terrifico, never better.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Why do you ask?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Because you're acting a little strange.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54- OK, a whole chunk of strange. - Strange? What's strange?

0:13:54 > 0:13:58That you suddenly think Megaboyd's your favourite person in the world.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Well, duh, there's a reason for that - because he is.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03You've not seen him in years. In fact, I hadn't heard you

0:14:03 > 0:14:07mention him before yesterday - in my book that makes all of this

0:14:07 > 0:14:10very strange and weird, and just plain freaky.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11DOORBELL

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I'll tell you what's weird,

0:14:13 > 0:14:16you're trying to stop me from answering the door!

0:14:16 > 0:14:20I just want you to take a deep breath and look at how you're behaving.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- I thought you liked Megaboyd. - I do...

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Then why are you trying to stop me from seeing him?

0:14:25 > 0:14:30I'm not, I just wondered whether, you might like a nice lie down -

0:14:30 > 0:14:33whilst I call your parents and let them know you're having a crisis.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36There is no time! Megaboyd's here!

0:14:37 > 0:14:41OK, "chunk of the weird" - definitely too mild a description.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Megaboyd!

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- You're not Megaboyd. - Nice to see you, too.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- How's it happening, moonbags? - Megaboyd!

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Crispy.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53I didn't sleepwalk, you cured me!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Thank you so much,

0:14:55 > 0:14:59thank you so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so...

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- And cut to the end. - ..so, so, so much.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Megaboyd never fails.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Come on, I've got something to show you.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13Is it just me, or did she seem a bit to pleased to see him?

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Oh my...- Don't even go there.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20This is biting into places I didn't even know were there.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I hope you're not planning on using the den,

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I have my first class in there.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Dani said I could use it for my DJ-ercise class.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Now, now, children, you'll just have to share the den.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Fine!- Fine, good, we'll share the den.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Bring it on! - Bring it on, hard as you like.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Oh, hard as YOU like!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44I got all this for you, Megaboyd.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Megaboyd feels special.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Are you comfy enough? Had enough to eat? Enjoying the game?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Is there anything else I can get, you amazing person?

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Wait there until I need anything else.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Anything for my Megaboyd.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08- HONK! - Sshh!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Urgh!

0:16:17 > 0:16:19"How To Control The Sleeping Mind."

0:16:26 > 0:16:30- RECORDING:- For I am Megaboyd, the awesomest megadude of all time.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33FAST FORWARDING

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Point one - I really love waffles, and you are my personal waffle chef.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40I knew he was up to something.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44He's been putting thoughts into Dani's head while she sleeps.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Too young to understand, was I? Pah!

0:16:48 > 0:16:52Megaboyd thanks you for buying him all this splendid gear.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- And how are your megawaffles? - Megaboyd is enjoying them.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Can I have some more? - Coming right up!

0:17:03 > 0:17:05- Megaboyd?- S'up?

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Remind me why I agreed to buy you all this stuff and make you waffles.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Cos I'm your favouritest cousin ever.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Isn't it time for your morning nap? - Morning nap?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Last night was treatment phase one -

0:17:19 > 0:17:21we don't want you sleepwalking again.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24OK, I guess you know what you're talking about.

0:17:24 > 0:17:30Yeah, so just relax on the sofa and I'll find the headphones.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Looking for these?- Yeah...

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Thanks.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38You won't hear a thing.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- DANCE MUSIC PLAYS - A-a-and scratch that vinyl. And scratch it.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50And scratch and scratch and scratch that vinyl...

0:17:50 > 0:17:54Spin, spin, spin-spin-spin, and rewind...

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Spin, spin, spin-spin-spin, and rewind...

0:17:57 > 0:18:02And bounce, two, three, four, and bounce, two, three, four...

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- And rewind...- Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce...

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- ..and rewind... - ..bounce, bounce...

0:18:10 > 0:18:13You can't expect us to take part in two classes at once.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Well, here's an idea for you - how about you all join my class?

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Don't listen to her, I'm the best, I'm the real DJ.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23If anyone knows the DJ moves, it's me.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27I'm the real personal trainer, I know everything about getting fit.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I'll give you your next class for free.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Well, I will give you your next five classes for free,

0:18:33 > 0:18:38and I'll throw in a complementary Ruby's DJ-ercise T-shirt.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39ALL: Oooh!

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Well, I'll give you every class for free for forever,

0:18:42 > 0:18:45plus free T-shirts for you, friends and family,

0:18:45 > 0:18:48and I'll bring you all out for pizza this weekend.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52And I'll even throw in an ice cream afterwards?

0:18:52 > 0:18:57OK, fine, I quit the stupid DJ-ercise game, you win.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Ha! In your face, so-called Ruby.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I've seen that grin before.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06It means you're up to something.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08I'm only up to something if you are,

0:19:08 > 0:19:10and you told me you're not up to anything.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11I'm not to anything.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Good, then I believe you.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- How long was I asleep for? - About an hour.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Hey, Dani, I'm all out of waffles, do you mind making me some more?

0:19:22 > 0:19:26You want waffles? Fine, I'll make you waffles.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30I'll waffle you up good and proper. Follow me.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Enjoy your waffles.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Worked like a charm.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39High-five, Mais-arooney.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44OK, so you win, but how long are you going to stay in business for?

0:19:44 > 0:19:45Oh, I don't know, how about forever?

0:19:45 > 0:19:48If you're giving your class away for free,

0:19:48 > 0:19:50how you going to make any money?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Oh, Ruby, how little you know about business.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- You need to speculate to accumulate. - Do you even know what that means?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57I know what everything means.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Listen to me, you spanner, if you're paying for T-shirts

0:20:00 > 0:20:02then giving them away, you're going to lose money.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04How do you feel about that?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I still win, that's the important thing.

0:20:06 > 0:20:11Well, I wish you the best of luck, cos you're going to need it.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13So, where's my free T-shirt then?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Waffles, waffles, waffles, waffley waffles.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Dani, are you feeling OK?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Ah, yes, I'm just peachy, just making your waffley waffles.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Now, sit down. GO ON, SIT DOWN!

0:20:27 > 0:20:31That's it. Get stuck in.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Make sure you don't forget the syrup.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35What did Megaboyd do to deserve that?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39I don't know why I did that.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46It's time you and I had a little talk.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52I don't know what's wrong with me - first the sleepwalking,

0:20:52 > 0:20:54now when I wake up I feel like a different person.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Maybe those relaxation messages aren't as relaxing as you thought.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59I guess not.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- MAISY'S RECORDING: - You will listen carefully:

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- you're no longer under Megaboyd's control.- That's Maisy.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Yesterday it was Megaboyd.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13You recorded a message telling Dani to be mean to me?

0:21:13 > 0:21:14That truly is low.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17It proves I have the smarts to get involved

0:21:17 > 0:21:18in whatever scheme you're up to.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22Megaboyd's not a schemer! He was just trying to teach Dani a lesson.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25The way she used to treat me when we were younger.

0:21:25 > 0:21:30She used to make me dress up and go to her dollies' tea parties.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36One for Pollyanna, one for Mrs Muffin,

0:21:36 > 0:21:38and one for little Lawrence.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46You went to all this effort, just to get revenge?

0:21:46 > 0:21:50- I'm impressed!- I'm not little Lawrence the sailor boy any more.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52I have a proposal.

0:21:52 > 0:21:57Even by working separately we managed to control Dani completely.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59If we became partners and worked together

0:21:59 > 0:22:01then we could take over the world.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I'm not partnering with some little kid.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05We're almost the same age, you nappy sack!

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Stop treating me as if I'm nothing.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11You didn't like it when Dani treated you like that.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14OK, maybe together we could show Dani

0:22:14 > 0:22:16that no-one messes with this megadude.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Fine. You've got a deal.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Eh, yeah - we need to work on that.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- RECORDING:- You are no longer under Megaboyd's control.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28You're under my control.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Megaboyd is your enemy.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33I am going to teach Maisy and Megaboyd a lesson,

0:22:33 > 0:22:35one they can't learn in school.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37What, advanced ostrich plucking?

0:22:37 > 0:22:42- No, Jack, revenge.- You never really got the hang of being mean, did you?

0:22:42 > 0:22:46- DANCE MUSIC PLAYS - What the heck is that?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49What do you think you're doing?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Hey, I didn't hear you come in.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Why are you behind my decks? - I was practising.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Jack said you were dropping out of DJ-ercise.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01I'm not doing DJ-ercise. I decided to become a DJ.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04But you can't do that, that's my thing!

0:23:04 > 0:23:08How hard can it be? It is just a bit of this.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10NOISY SCRATCHING

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Noooo!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Nice moves, Ruby.- On second thoughts, maybe DJing isn't for me.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24Tell you what, Jack - I'll quit DJing if you quit personal fitness.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Fine, anything, just stay away from my gear.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Oh, poor baby, what did the nasty lady do to you?

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Is it still working? - I think so.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Good, cause I need it, and your smoke machine,

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- and some spare turntables.- OK.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41But she's not coming anywhere near them.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43BEEPING

0:23:43 > 0:23:44I've got a customer!

0:23:44 > 0:23:48Customers can wait - revenge comes first.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51OK, so this is the list of things we're going to tell Dani

0:23:51 > 0:23:55to get us when she next goes to sleep.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Half a ton of raspberry ripple ice cream,

0:23:57 > 0:24:00our very own helter-skelter,

0:24:00 > 0:24:02three ponies - each...

0:24:02 > 0:24:04You can never have too many ponies.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07And tickets to the grand reopening of Laser World.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Etc, etc, etc...

0:24:11 > 0:24:13So, what do you think?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16I reckon we record Dani's next sleep message.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22What's going on?

0:24:26 > 0:24:29GHOSTLY MOANING

0:24:32 > 0:24:38Behold, the dreamscape of terror!

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Wooh!

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Maisy, what's going on?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Are you serious?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Welcome to your worst nightmare.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48What? You three spinning about in a bit of fog?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Have you all lost your minds?

0:24:50 > 0:24:55No, Maisy, you have lost your mind, for this is just a big scary dream!

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Wooooh!

0:24:57 > 0:25:00No, seriously, Megaboyd hates dreams like this.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03I had one where my feet turned into potatoes.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06This is freaking me out, I have to wake up.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Wake up, wake up...

0:25:08 > 0:25:10It isn't a dream, Megaboyd.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Oooooh, ah!

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Megaboyd knew that.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Fine! So maybe my plan didn't work,

0:25:16 > 0:25:19but all I wanted to do was get you back.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21You've been messing with my mind while I've been asleep.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25- Megaboyd just wanted megarevenge. - For what?

0:25:26 > 0:25:30Mrs Muffin, and one for little Lawrence.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32- I'm not little. - You're whatever I say.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36And you better get used to it, after this we're playing vets,

0:25:36 > 0:25:39and you're going to be a penguin with a bladder problem.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46And when you used to make me dress as a butterfly.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48A pink butterfly.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- So not my colour. - That was ages ago.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55- And? Some scars take time to heal. - You're my favourite cousin, though.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57None of the others would let me.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59And neither will Megaboyd. How are you going to repay me?

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Whoa, I think we're quits. You turned me into your servant.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Anyway, I want to know what Maisy's going to do to make it up to me.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- Not so fast! - What have I done?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13At least Megaboyd had a reason to tinker with Dani's head,

0:26:13 > 0:26:16- you just did it to prove a point. - And I'm sure you'd hate

0:26:16 > 0:26:22- for Mum and Dad to know you'd been misbehaving again.- Coming through!

0:26:23 > 0:26:27More waffles, Dani?

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Don't mind if I do, Maisy.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32- BOTH: Another major shake? - Don't push it, it's only Dani I owe.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Thank you.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37So, what will you do about your sleepwalking?

0:26:37 > 0:26:40I got some advice off Megaboyd's parents.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43I think I was just too stressed about my workload.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- So you just need to relax a bit more. - Exactly.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Oh, this is well crispy.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Crispy?

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Oh! That was such an exciting episode!

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Don't you think, coordinator?

0:27:01 > 0:27:02Coordinator?

0:27:02 > 0:27:05SNORING

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Ah, he's dreaming.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Lovely tickle...

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Coordinator!

0:27:29 > 0:27:35# Sometimes I feel Like breaking free

0:27:35 > 0:27:37# Let's live these dreams

0:27:37 > 0:27:42# Let's ride these waves Right out to sea

0:27:42 > 0:27:47# I will be

0:27:47 > 0:27:49# Breaking free. #

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