0:00:04 > 0:00:05BURP!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07BURP!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09BURP!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11BURP!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13BURP!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14BURP!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16HICCUP!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- You hiccupped. - How embarrassing.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Please don't tell anyone.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Only if you promise to stop those disgusting hiccups.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Oh, look, Dani's House is on.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31THEY BURP
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hey, guys, my name's Dani and this...
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Is her best friend, Jack.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38My name's Dani and this...
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Is her brother, Max.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40And his best friend, Ben.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42As I was saying, my name's Dani and this...
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Is her friend, Ruby.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46And her sister, Maisy.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I'm Dani and this is the brilliant...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50THEY ALL SHOUT
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hurry up, Dani, you'll miss it.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Sorry to have to do this, guys, but...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hey, I was watching that.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19- She's throwing it out the window. - She wouldn't.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- She threw it out the window. - She's totally lost it.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- What's going on?- Why smash your TV? - You got a wobble in the head?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It's a long story,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32but it started when I was rehearsing my lines for McHurties Hospital.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Nurse Woodmagnet, have you seen Nurse Thorn?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Yes, Dr Strangebottom.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50She's in the toilet, crying. What did you say to her?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I told her I couldn't date her any more. I have two focus on my work.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57My patients need me. Really? He's dumping Nurse Thorn?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Don't get your hopes up. They're together by the end of the episode.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Tender embrace, music swells, "I love you, Nurse Thorn",
0:02:04 > 0:02:06everyone's happy, except the viewers
0:02:06 > 0:02:09who have a crush on Dr Strangebottom.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13I admit it, I only started watching because he's a whole hunk of hottie.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17I'm really into it. I used to think it was rubbish but it's OK.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Thanks very much.- I love the way the storylines are so wild.- Wild?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22They're ludicrous.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Yesterday, my patient was a clown
0:02:24 > 0:02:26who accidentally swallowed his own nose.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30What's in the 1,000th episode? Bet it's big, what's the goss?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I'm struggling to find a storyline. Zarina wants something special.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I've a feeling it's going to be ridiculous.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Like a patient who thinks he's a vampire and I get bitten.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42You worry too much. You should come to my work-out class.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Face your fears.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47A great turnout yesterday.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Shame you couldn't come to the funfair
0:02:49 > 0:02:53and help Jack face his fear of the ghost train. Man, he can scream.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57As I say, there's nothing to fear but fear itself.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- What is that, by the way? - This...is Nibbles.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08I saw him in a pet shop window and I couldn't resist.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13I've always wanted a bunny rabbit. They're so cute, don't you think?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14SHE SCREAMS
0:03:17 > 0:03:19What did you say to her?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21GROWLING
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Max?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27SHE SCREAMS
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Hi, Maisy.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Ben, what do you think you're doing?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Intro-ing you to my new friend I won at the fair. Yo, Maisy.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37He's a cool dinosaur.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I call him T Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rex for short.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42That isn't a T Rex.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44I think you'll find T is.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I think you'll find it's a Gigantasaurus Rex.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49G Rex, not T Rex.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Miss Henderson's been banging on about dinosaurs all this term.
0:03:52 > 0:03:58I know a g-genius way to make logical points in one go
0:03:58 > 0:04:00and whip Beth Stevenson to the top prize.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04T says he doesn't want to go, since you don't know his real name.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07You're talking to a stuffed dinosaur, that's not right.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12- Is it, G?- Yes, Maisy. - He's weird, take me with you.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15His name is T Rex and if you want one like him,
0:04:15 > 0:04:16go win one like I did.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20If a bozo like you can win one, it must be easy.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25You don't really think I'm weird, do you T? "Uh-uh." Thanks, T.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Ruby?- Yeah.- What's wrong?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35It's nothing. I don't want to talk about it.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Nothing? You've just run out the kitchen screaming.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- You only do that when I cook. - I can't tell you. It's embarrassing.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Have you got one of those sticky out bellybuttons?- No.- Stinky feet?- No.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Birthmark like a giraffe?- No. - It can't be that embarrassing.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53OK, fine, I'll tell you but promise you'll never tell anyone, ever.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Promise.- I mean it, now double promise.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57OK, I double promise.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02Do the double promise handshake. You can't be serious. Do it.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Promise not to tell a soul, or you'll turn into a troll.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I promise not to tell anyone about the double promise handshake.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Seriously, what's the big secret?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I have a fear of rabbits. DANI LAUGHS
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- That's really funny. No, really. What is it?- I'm not joking!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I've had a fear of rabbits ever since I was a kid.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27It all started when I got lost at a children's farm
0:05:27 > 0:05:30and wandered into the rabbit enclosure.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36BOTH SCREAM
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Rabbit!- Eurgh, human! - Horrible, sticky-out ears!
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- Disgusting hair bunches! - Whopping great ugly feet!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Terrible small shoes! - Big belly!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48SHE SCREAMS
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I've had a fear of them ever since. It's called leporiphobia.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Lepori-what? Look, stop fooling around
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- and tell me the real reason you ran out screaming.- See?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02This is why I never tell anyone. No-one takes it seriously.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- They think it's one big joke.- Really?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- You got spooked by my little bunny rabbit?- Yes.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Did you really have to call him Nibbles?- Sorry, didn't realise.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- So...is it all rabbits? What about Bugs Bunny?- Scariest thing on TV.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- When it's on, I hide behind the sofa. - I see what you mean.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Leave it to me and I will find a cure.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I've tried everything. Nothing works.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I'm OK as long as I don't go near those horrible, big-eared beasts.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I'm sure if you spend a bit of time with Nibbles...
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I'm not going in there! Don't make me.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33If I go in there, I'll scream and freak out.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36It's OK, we don't have to go in the kitchen.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- You just sit down, and try and relax. OK?- Thanks.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43It's OK, I'll just never go in that kitchen ever again.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Well, we spend half our lives in the kitchen so that won't work.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48There's just one thing for it.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I'll have to take Nibbles back to the pet shop.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Really? You'd do that for me? - What are friends for?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- Plus, you're better at rehearsing the script than he is.- Thanks, Dani.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Oh, Dani? Don't mention it to Jack.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04No problemo. Your secret's safe with me.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Pfffff.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I'm so sorry, Nibbles. I don't want to have to give you back.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13We'd have made a good team, you and me.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17But it's just not going to work with Ruby screaming the house down.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Hey, there he is! My main man, Nibbles. How's the little guy doing?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I'm...going to take him back to the pet shop.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28What's wrong? Is he poorly?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31No, no. He's fine. I just...changed my mind.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- I don't want a pet rabbit.- What? You can't take him back.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I helped you pick him out of the litter.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39We're like his mum and his dad now. What's got into you?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I've just realised I'm not a rabbit person.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43You were jumping for joy when you bought him.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47You said, and I quote, "This is the happiest day of my life."
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I'd just got off the waltzers.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51My head was spinning, I didn't know what I was doing.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Yeah, I'm not buying that. What's going on?- Nothing.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- HIGH-PITCHED:- Honest!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Ah! You just did the high-pitched squeak and used the word, "honest".
0:07:59 > 0:08:00That says, "I'm lying."
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Look, I don't have enough time to look after a rabbit, OK?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05They're so high maintenance(!)
0:08:05 > 0:08:08All the long walks you have to take them on. Who has the time?
0:08:10 > 0:08:17- Oh, what a cutie! What's his name? - It's Bugs, as in Bugs Bunny.- No!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Mine's called Bugs as well. - Get out!- You get out!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- What are the chances? - What ARE the chances?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24BOTH LAUGH
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Oh.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30- Is she walking a dog?- I have seen everything now.- Oh, hello!- Hello.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- What's his name?- Bugs.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- BOTH:- Lovely!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Ta-ta.- Cheerio.- Bye-bye.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40- Such a weirdo.- Commoner.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48You two are always keeping secrets from me. It's not fair.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- We never keep secrets from you. - What about the time
0:08:50 > 0:08:53you won two tickets to that JLS concert and didn't tell me?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57We didn't want to upset you. We know how much you love Aston.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh, but he's got a great voice, hasn't he?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03# Everybody in love Go put your hands up
0:09:03 > 0:09:04# Everybody in love... #
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Anyway, the point is
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- you two promised me no more secrets. - And there aren't any.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh, yeah? So why is it when I bumped into Ruby and asked
0:09:12 > 0:09:15if she'd seen Nibbles yet, she did this weird little shudder like...?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Maybe she was cold.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Is she just jealous cos you've got a pet rabbit and she hasn't?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Don't be silly. Believe me, she is not jealous of Nibbles.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I mean, don't get me wrong, she loves rabbits.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Can't get enough of them. She really wants me to keep him.- So keep him.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31We'll help you look after him.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Thanks, but I really worry he'll be lonely here on his own.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I'll just take him back. It's the right thing to do.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Oh, but he's so cute. - I've made up my mind.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44"Oh, pwease don't send me back, Mommy. I wuv you."
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- Jack, please stop doing that. - "Pwease let me stay. Pwease!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49"Pwease let me stay."
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Look, Jack, it's just a stupid rabbit I bought from a pet shop.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55It was a mistake, I don't even want it.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58AUDIENCE: Aww!
0:09:59 > 0:10:04- Please, just get him out of here. - OK, OK. We're going.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Come on, Nibbles. Daddy's got you.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Bye-bye, Nibbles.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11AUDIENCE: Aww!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Hi, Ben.- Hey, look, T. It's Maisy with some of your little cousins.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- How about I trade you all these for the G Rex?- T Rex!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Not for long. Is it a deal? - Why would I trade him for them?
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Cos you're really generous and don't want to see a little girl cwy.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- Do I look stupid?- Nah, you look gullible.- What's gullible?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Hold these things for us and I'll explain.- Ooh.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39That's gullible.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42T Rex is mine and he's not for sale.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- G Rex is coming with me. - T Rex!- G Rex!- T Rex!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- T Rex!- G Rex!- Aha!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53T Rex. Look, maybe you could borrow him for your school project.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Really?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56If you admit I was right,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59he is a T Rex and you were embarrassingly wrong.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Great, what was I thinking? That defo is a T Rex.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- I mean, who else has gnashers like that?- Really?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09No, I was just saying that so you'd let me have the G Rex.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Get off, he's mine.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13OK, OK.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18I'll throw in the guitar to sweeten the deal.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- That's Max's guitar. It's not yours to give away.- OK, and the amp.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Oh, boy, you drive a hard bargain. - None of this is yours.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30- How would you like to own the house? - Ooh... Get out!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34You can go off people, can't you, T? "Yes, Ben!"
0:11:34 > 0:11:41No, no, no. This is rubbish. Utter bilge, complete codswallop.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I've read more interesting phonebooks.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47This is the 1,000th episode. It has to be something unusual.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Something we haven't seen before.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:11:55 > 0:11:59"Advanced Surgical Procedures For The 21st-Century Practitioner,
0:11:59 > 0:12:01"Book Three?" My, you are getting into the part.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I used to be a real doctor before being a fake one.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05SHE LAUGHS
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, you're serious? Right.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Well, no wonder you look so natural with a stethoscope.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Don't you ever miss the real thing? - Yeah, but I love acting
0:12:14 > 0:12:17so doing this show, I get the best of both worlds.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Hey, Doc, I've got a question for you.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Have you ever heard of leporiphobia? - Leporiphobia?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Is that the rare condition where the patient has a fear of rabbits?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Yeah, I have a friend who's got it. - That's amazing.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33I've only ever read about it, never met anyone with the disease.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35What happens when your friend sees a rabbit?
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Her screams could shatter glass. - Wow. That's an extreme reaction.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41It freaked me out. And my rabbit.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Do you know if there's a cure? I'd love to be able to keep Nibbles.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48With these kind of phobias, the usual course of treatment is
0:12:48 > 0:12:51gradual exposure to the animal they're scared of.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55She won't even go in the same room so I can't see how that will work.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58How long has your friend had this condition?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Well, since she was a kid... Are you taking notes?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04No... Er, no, I'm just making a shopping list.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- You can't use that story in the show.- What, you think...
0:13:07 > 0:13:10No, I would never do that.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12When I had chickenpox, you used it.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Look, relax. I'm not going to do it, OK?
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Now, if you'll excuse me I've got to go...shopping.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21I don't trust that woman.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I wouldn't worry, not even Zarina would stoop that low.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- And she can stoop. - Oh, yeah. Big stooper!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Hey, Nibbles, how was your day?
0:13:37 > 0:13:43Nibbles? I'm seeing two of them. Nibbles is back with a Nibbles Two?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Brill, isn't it?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47You were supposed to take Nibbles back to the pet shop,
0:13:47 > 0:13:48not get another one.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Yeah, you wanted to send him back cos he'd be lonely
0:13:51 > 0:13:53so I bought a friend for him. Problem solved.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Yay, good thinking(!)
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- I thought you'd be excited. - I am excited.- Really?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Someone forgot to tell your face. - I'm thrilled, honest.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I'm just worried about Ruby.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Why, what has she got to do with it? - Nothing!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Something's going on with Ruby and the rabbits.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- What is it? - Nothing's going on.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Liar, liar, pants on fire. - There is no fire.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- HE SNIFFS - I smell smoke.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17My pants are in a non-combustible condition.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- I'm dialling 999, fire engine for Dani's pants.- Look, I'm not lying.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Fine, I'll call Ruby. See if she knows.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- You can't call Ruby!- Why not?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Because... - You need a lot more than that.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Ruby's got a really embarrassing secret
0:14:30 > 0:14:33she doesn't want anyone else to know about.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36See? Was that so hard? Now, would you like a doughnut?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38That's it? You're not going to ask me?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- It's a secret. I respect that. - Thanks, Jack. That's good of you.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Course I want to know what it is! We said no more secrets, remember?
0:14:44 > 0:14:48# Everybody in love, put your hands up
0:14:48 > 0:14:51# Everybody in love, put your hands up... #
0:14:51 > 0:14:52OK!
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- Ruby's got leporiphobia. - Lepori-what?- Fear of rabbits.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58When will the lies end?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- Jack, I promise I'm not lying! - Yeah, right.- I'm not lying!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Ha! Who needs Ben's stupid dinosaur
0:15:07 > 0:15:08when you can make your own proper G Rex?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I'm sorry, Maisy, but...
0:15:15 > 0:15:17HE LAUGHS
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Oh, thanks, Maisy. I needed that.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25I need that G Rex and I need it now!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I couldn't send Nibbles and Tibbles back to the pet shop.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34They're too cute!
0:15:34 > 0:15:38So I'm having to hide my pets so Ruby doesn't find out.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40There you go, boys.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Well, if you actually are boys. You might be a boy and a girl.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Please don't fall in love and have kids, I'll need a bigger garden.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Who you talking to?- No-one. I was just reading this recipe out loud.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- I was thinking about cooking tonight.- Cool! What is it!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Roasted sheep's brain.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Yuck! Thee must be something better than that.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Anyway, it should be me cooking for you after all you've done.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Taking those rabbits back to the pet shop, that was sweet of you.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- It's nothing. - Thanks for not telling Jack.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- The fewer people that know, the better.- Absolutely.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Aren't you going to get that? - Get what?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- The doorbell just rang.- I... I didn't...hear anything.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- You must've heard it that time. - That's the doorbell?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I thought it was my mobile getting a text message.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28They sound so similar! I'll probably change that.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Shouldn't you answer the door?- I'll get it! It might be my new mattress.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Is he moving in?- He's getting it delivered here cos he's never home.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- It's OK, it's a script for you. - Oh, the 1,000th episode!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40What's going to happen? This is so exciting!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Dr Strangebottom talks to a female patient.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46"I can't find anything wrong with you. You're in perfect health."
0:16:46 > 0:16:47SHE GASPS
0:16:47 > 0:16:51"You've got to help me, doctor! People call me a freak!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- You see, I have this rare phobia..." - Whoa, let me see that!
0:16:54 > 0:16:55No!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- What is it?- Oh, nothing.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- Let me read it then.- You can't! I, er... I forgot it's top secret.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Does one of the characters get killed off?- I...
0:17:06 > 0:17:08That's it! That's the big mystery.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Well, I... - It's Dr Strangebottom, isn't it?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14That's why you snatched the script off me. You knew I'd be upset.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Yes, that's it. That was the big surprise.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Oh, they can't kill Dr Strangebottom. He's my favourite character.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Apart from you, of course. Of course!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Now, I've just got to get back to the studio. Remember, top secret.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Don't tell anyone!
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Poor Strangebottom!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37They're killing off Dr Strangebottom!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- He's the love of Nurse Thorn. - How will she live without him?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- We must save him. - Good idea.- Beam him aboard the ship.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44ELECTRONIC BEEPING
0:17:48 > 0:17:50BOTH: Hello!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52HE SCREAMS
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Send him back.- Mind now.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Ah.- Actors!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06But you promised you wouldn't put it in.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Sorry, I couldn't resist. The rabbit freak story's too good.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- She'll know I told someone her secret.- Your problem.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- You'll have to take it out. - No chance! It's a ratings winner.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17I don't care about ratings!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I care about my friend.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22How is she going to feel when she sees her secret phobia,
0:18:22 > 0:18:25her most private thing being used as a storyline
0:18:25 > 0:18:29in her favourite soap opera? Well, I refuse to betray my friend.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32I won't appear in this dreadful episode. There's nothing you can do.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35You have to do it. It's in your contract.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- I don't care.- Oh?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Break your contract, you have to pay back the money you've been paid.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- That's not fair!- Ooh, you should have read the small print.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I can't read that.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52See? It says it just there.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Well, I can't pay back the money. I spent it all.- Ah!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Well, then you have no choice. You have to do the episode.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Have you no heart? You might as well dress me up as a rabbit
0:19:03 > 0:19:06and have me hop around the hospital
0:19:06 > 0:19:08shouting, "Ha! In your face, Ruby! In your face!"
0:19:08 > 0:19:10What a great idea!
0:19:10 > 0:19:15A patient has a nightmare and dreams that Nurse Woodmagnet is a rabbit!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Whoa, no, no! I didn't say that!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Who killed Dr Strangebottom?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Who had the motive and the opportunity?
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Was it Dr Rugburn in the operating theatre with the electrical paddles?
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Zap, zap, arrgh! Was it Nurse Thorn in the pharmacy with the poison?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Glug, glug, arrgh!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Ask Dani, she'll tell you. You tell each other everything.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41She won't tell me. She says it's a secret.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44It's not nice when your friends keep secrets from each other, is it?
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- No.- It's annoying when you get left out of the loop.- Tell me about it!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- We should tell each other everything.- We should!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- No matter how embarrassing. - I'm going to sneak into the studio
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- and watch them film the episode. - That isn't what I was talk...
0:19:57 > 0:20:00That way I can find out who killed Dr Strangebottom.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02OK, still out the loop.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07RAUCOUS LAUGHTER
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Oh, what? Nobody told me this party was fancy dress.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- It was on the invitation card.- What card? I got a text message tonight.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Ooh, a last-minute invite.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Looks like someone's out the loop.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh, come on!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- INTERCOM:- Before you enter, you must say the secret password.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Oh... Trouser, keyboard, banjo.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Correct!- Really?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38No. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43OK, still out of the loop here.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Did you see that awesome move, T? That was sweet.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Can I have a go?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Yeah, sure, let me just finish this...
0:20:55 > 0:20:58..go.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00HE SCREAMS
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Ha! I knew he'd fall for the old walkie-talkie gag.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Well, that was easy.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15So, what shall we play before I take you into school?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I like that rally driving game.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20OK, we'll play that.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24When?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Hello, Maisy!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28MAISY SCREAMS
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Well, that was easy.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Two can play at that walkie-talkie game.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Please don't make me be a rabbit. It'll be the end of my friendship.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I'll do anything. I'll take a pay cut, I'll work for free.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- I'll even pay you instead. - Suit up or ship out.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- No, what's she doing here?- Who?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Dani?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Has anyone seen Dani?
0:22:03 > 0:22:04This is a Code Red!
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Seal the exits and be on the look out for a large rabbit!
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Hiya.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Don't talk to him. Please don't talk to him.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Hello.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14I'm a big fan.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16That's nice to hear.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19I'm so gutted you're being killed off in this episode.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- Oh, no!- What? - Can you tell me who bumps you off?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27I gave up a medical career for this part. I can't go back now.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31I'd be a laughing stock. I need to talk to my agent.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35I found her.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38You have exactly two seconds to get on set or you're fired.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- I can't go out there. - Oh, yes, you can.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- No, I can't. My friend's out there. - The rabbit freak is here?
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Can you stop calling her that?
0:22:46 > 0:22:50- Someone told me I'm being killed off. Is that true?- What?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52No. Where did you hear that nonsense?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Hi, sorry, can I have your autogr...
0:22:54 > 0:22:56DRAMATIC BEAT PLAYS
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Ruby, I can explain everything.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03RUBY!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Ruby? Ruby? Ruby...
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Ruby, how you feeling? - I had the weirdest dream.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- I saw a talking rabbit that looked just like you.- Wow, that is weird.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20My fear of rabbits is really messing with my head.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Just as well it's still our little secret.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Sorry, I didn't believe you about the whole fear-of-rabbits thing.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Just a bit random.- You told him my secret?!- I'm so sorry.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- I didn't mean to blurt. It just slipped out.- It's OK.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- I should have told him anyway. - From now on, no more secrets, OK?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37We tell each other everything.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Talking of secrets,
0:23:38 > 0:23:42we still didn't find out who bumps off Doctor Strangebottom.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- Well, you see, the thing is... - No, no, no, don't tell me!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48I want it to be a surprise when I watch it on telly.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Hurry up, Dani, you'll miss it.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53TV BLARES
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Sorry to have to do this, guys, but...- Hey!- What?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- I was watching that!- She's going to throw it out the window.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05She wouldn't do that.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- She just threw it out the window. - She's totally lost it.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- What is going on?- Why did you smash the TV?- You gone wobbly in the head?
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Look, I'm sorry, guys, but you can't watch this episode because...
0:24:16 > 0:24:19because...because my acting in it is terrible.
0:24:19 > 0:24:24Hello? It's a cheesy hospital soap opera. All the acting's terrible.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Except yours, of course. - Except for yours.- Of course.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30You can't throw TVs out the window. It's against the law.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- I don't think it is.- It should be.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33DOORBELL CHIMES
0:24:33 > 0:24:37That'll be the TV police. Man, they respond fast.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Hey, my mattress. I've been dreaming of this day.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Or at least I would have if my old one had been comfier.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Come to Daddy.- Is this yours? Lucky it fell on that mattress.- The TV!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54And it's totally undamaged. What are the chances?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Yeah, what are the chances?!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03SHE SCREAMS
0:25:03 > 0:25:06'I've never seen anything like it before.'
0:25:06 > 0:25:09You say this phobia started when you were a little girl
0:25:09 > 0:25:11lost in a rabbits' enclosure?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I know this is unprofessional but...
0:25:15 > 0:25:19THEY LAUGH
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- You dressed up as a rabbit? - I can explain.- Don't bother.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- I was talking to this doctor... - I trusted you.- I'm trying to help.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Oh, by mocking me on national TV? Thanks, Dani. Thanks a lot.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- I think you just lost a fan. - And a friend.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56You know, I think Maisy's finally given up trying to steal you.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59It's not T, it's G.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Maisy, give me back my T Rex!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13There are two rabbits in your bedroom.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Ruby, I am SO sorry I didn't tell you I was keeping
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Nibbles and Tibbles.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21- I just hid them away so you wouldn't freak out.- It's weird.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- I didn't freak out. For the first time ever, I wasn't scared.- Really?
0:26:25 > 0:26:29- I was so angry at you I didn't have time to be scared.- Great!
0:26:29 > 0:26:33Why don't we all go down to the children's farm and celebrate?
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Too soon?- Baby steps, Jack. Baby steps.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39All you have to do is stay angry at me and you'll be fine.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43I'm not angry at you. You were just trying to help.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Anyway, it's kind of cool I was the inspiration for the 1,000th episode.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- How awesome is that? - From now on, no more secrets.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- No more leaving me out of the loop. - We tell each other everything.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Stop that dinosaur!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56DANI SCREAMS
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Aha!
0:27:04 > 0:27:07What do you know, you were right? It IS a T Rex.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Weird.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17- Weirder.- I've got a phobia of giant talking T Rexs.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- Oh, of course, I forgot about that. - What, you knew?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Sorry, no more secrets from now on, promise.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26DANI SCREAMS
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Sorry, I thought this draft excluder was a real snake.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33OK, from now.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Sorry, Jack.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44That's put me in the mood to do some hopping.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Shall we?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54What noise do bunny rabbits make?
0:27:54 > 0:27:58I think, if memory serves me correctly, they go, "Ribbit-ribbit."
0:27:58 > 0:28:01- Ribbit-ribbit!- Ribbit-ribbit!
0:28:19 > 0:28:22Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd